this is so shitty but whatever she is so cute :3

anonymous asked:

Yay for this new blog! Wishing y'all the best! ahh 😍 Can I pls request Jackson Wang jealous smut? Thank you lovelies xx

Originally posted by j-miki

Jacksonsnoona435- Did you see Jackson and ___ together? They were so cute ^^
Got7ornever- Woah can they go out already? I bet Jaebum is mad Jackson got to ___ First keke
Cookielover804- I hope ___ realizes how lucky she is. Our Jackson is such a sweetheart

“Wow I can’t believe they actually think we’re a couple” You chuckled as your body laid across the living room couch in got7’s new dorm. Scrolling through the comments underneath the new picture Jackson had posted of the two of you wearing matching black hoodies and army pants while sharing a large banana spilt dessert, you were surprised how many fans thought you and the idol were dating.

“I told you to change before we went out. But ‘no, this outfit made my butt look good Jackson’ so now look where that got us.” Jackson’s voice came from below as he sat crossed legged on the floor as his back rested against the leg of the sofa. Looking up at you with his adorable smile, he wasted no time in taking the phone away from your hands and looked at the comments. “Jackson oppa is so cool…No wonder ___ is in love with him’. Well I can’t argue with that I am pretty awesome.” His once cheeky grin turned cocky as he winked up at you only to earn a pillow thrown in his face.

“Oh please, clearly you’re the one in love with me. I mean…look at these abs” You playfully lifted up your shirt to reveal no abs what so ever, just a soft stomach which was slightly fuller due to the meal you two had not too long ago.

“Oh yes…very sexy indeed.” The brunette rolled his eyes before the sudden vibration of your phone in his hands made him turn his attention to it.

{New Message: Alex]: I can’t wait to see you tonight ;-)

[New Message: Alex]: You looked so pretty yesterday in class. Ah I couldn’t concentrate

“So you’re going out with Alex again huh? What is this? The fifth date?” Jackson questioned while getting up from the floor. Handing out the phone to you, you couldn’t contain the blush rising to your cheeks as you typed out a quick reply to Alex.

“Yeah, I think he might ask to finally be my boyfriend. I’m really nervous for tonight. I hope everything goes well.” You called out from the couch as you could hear the idol moving around the kitchen most likely getting something to drink. Once you saw him walk back into the room with two bottles of water, you took one from his hand with a thankful smile and sat up straight.

“Are you sure you even like the guy? I mean it’s only the fifth date anything can happen. Plus I heard he’s a huge flirt around campus.” Jackson spoke out as he made himself comfortable on the couch beside you. Making you move on the cushions so he could rest his head in your lap, you were quick to push him away to hear a small groan leave his mouth. “Oh come on, I’m only telling you the truth!”

“Whatever Jackson. I’m not going to sit here and listen to you talk crap about a guy, who I happen to like very much by the way, and you hardly even know. So you know what. I’ll just leave early and get ready for my date. I’ll see you later.” You replied while getting up from the couch to grab your things.

You could hear the brunette calling out your name from behind but his words prior had turned your mood. Closing the door harder than expected, the idol was now left by himself.

[Later that night]

[New Message to: Jackson <3] You were right….

[Text]: He already had a girlfriend. She showed up at the restaurant!

[Text]: I’m so embarrassed right now…I’m coming over. I just need someone to talk to.


“The little piece of shi-“

“Jackson, please. I just want to forget the whole thing happened. He wasn’t worth it anyways.” You mumbled as your stared down at your bare feet tapping against the rug in Jackson’s room. The moment you walked into the restaurant and saw Alex with his girlfriend should have been your signal to leave. But you were too foolish and walked up to the two. Alex knew he was caught red handed but his girlfriend was oblivious to the fact of you and him have been seeing each other for a few weeks.

Not one to cause drama in a public setting, you sat down with the two for a few minutes, using the excuse of dropping off notes to the boy so he wouldn’t have to explain to his girlfriend why he was meeting up with another girl at such a late hour. The act you put on was so good, his girl even gave you her phone number. Now, Shannon, has a permanent place in your contact list.

“I can’t believe you actually stayed that long. I swear, Y/N, you’re too nice sometimes.” Jackson caught off your train of thoughts as he wrapped an arm around you. Pulling you into his warm chest as he made you two lay down on his bed. The simple act alone wasn’t anything sexual. You and Jackson had been known to be two people who loved physical contact. Even with your friends from middle school, they gave you the nickname Koala because you always gave the best hugs.

Wrapping your arms around him, your head buried into the crook of his neck as you allowed two small tears to spill down your face. “I just feel so stupid. Why do I always end up with these types of guys. There must be something wrong with me.”

“No. Don’t say that. You’re perfect just the way you are. Sure, the guys you date are shitty. But that doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you. It’s them that has the issue.” Jackson’s breath danced against your shoulder as you felt his fingers tenderly running through your curled hair.

“You’re only saying that because you’re my best friend.” Your voice came out a soft whisper as you focused on the other’s gentle touches. Hearing something that sounded like an annoyed grunt coming from Jackson, you pulled back a little to look up and see his eyebrows pulled together as he seemed to be staring down at you in deep thought. “Jackson?”

“Do you think I only say these things because you’re my best friend? Really ____. Do you honestly think that’s the only reason?” He questioned as the hand stroking the ends of your hair traveled higher to the back of your neck as his index finger brushed against your skin.

“I…I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You lied. You both knew it was a lie by the way your voice cracked the moment you felt his palm press down lightly as he gripped your neck to make you stare into his eyes.

“You know…” Jackson’s voice turned low and husky as his eyes stayed yours as he pulled you closer to his body. Using his free hand to hold onto your waist, a small smile was given as he watched your leg move to lay against his side. “I always get so jealous when I see you going out with these guys. How lucky they are to be in your presence and they don’t even know it.” He confessed as both of you began to breath harder and nothing but a simple change it position had happened.

“So… you’re jealous?” You bit down on your lower lip to conceal your grin. Everyone knew you had a crush on Jackson the moment you met him three years ago. Working for your father’s gym and training young adults over the summer. You would have never suspected Jackson Wang who was a rookie idol at the time to walk into the gym. One thing lead to another and the two of you ended up meeting once a month for workouts. Those workouts soon turned into hang outs with turned into you constantly staying at Got7’s dorm whenever the group wasn’t promoting. The two of you created a bond that was stronger than any friendship you’ve ever had.

A low chuckle left the young man’s lips as his tongue slipped out to tease you. “Me? Jealous?!…Of course, I was jealous. It should have been me taking you out of dates and treat you like the queen you are.  But with work, I knew it wasn’t right for me to confess and have you waiting here all the time while I’m overseas. I just couldn’t picture us being in a relationship where I’m never home to see you. You don’t deserve that. You should be with someone who has the time to spoil you and be there 24/7.” Jackson finally let the secret he’s been holding in for nearly two years spill as his grip around your waist tightened as though he was scared you were going to leave him. “I just want to see you happy. Even if that means it’s not with me.”

Watching as the brunette closed his eyes; waiting to hear your rejection. He inhaled deeply and let out a shaky breath as he felt you small hand cup his cheek.

“Jackson…Look at me.” You said his name softly and smiled when you saw his brown orbs again. Allowing your thumb to stroke over the rough stubble against his cheek. You loved seeing his bare face when he went without shaving for a few days. He may call them flaws but to you, it made him even more handsome. “Do you really think I wouldn’t be happy with you? I don’t care you have to travel all the time. Your job is very important and you’re doing what you love. As long as you’re happy that’s all I care about. So if that means I’ll only be seeing you a couple times a month once you guys start promoting again, I’m completely fine with that. I’ve liked you since they first day we meant, stupid.” You playfully flicked the idol’s forehead only to have him grab your wrist and flip the two of you over as he laid on top of you.

“So you like me too huh?” The confident smirk he had earlier that day made its appearance once again as you could feel Jackson’s heart beating. Wasting no time to claim your lips for a heated kiss. The desperation the two of you felt for those two and a half years had finally been released.

The night everything happened so fast. Clothes were thrown places neither of you cared about as your soft whimpers and his deep grunts filled the room. Exchanging meaningful ‘I love yous’ and ‘Let’s just stay like this a little longer.’ You were surprised none of the guys had walked in to see what was happening between the two of you.

“I love you so much,” Jackson whispered against your lips as his hips worked to hit deep within your walls. Making your legs wrap tightly around his waist, the sweat began to roll down the side of his face as he felt his release building up. Rough kisses were given to your mouth down to your collar bones as the brunette made sure to leave his mark in several places along your chest. You were his now and the scratch lines you left on his back proved he was yours.

“Come for me baby. I want you to come first.” He grunted as his pace quickened. Leaning back to reach his hand down to play with your clit. The teasing of his thumb brushing against the sensitive bud made your toes curl in ecstasy.


“You’re almost there….Come for me”

“Fuck!” You hissed as your essence dripped down your thighs. Weak arms moving to wrap around the other’s shoulders. You held on tightly to him as your sensitive walls squeezed around his dick. Encouraging him to finish as well.

Hearing your love give his last grunt as you felt him suddenly pull out to coat your thighs with his own release. Both of you then collapsed on the bed and stared up at the ceiling.  Everything had changed now. Now longer were you two best friends. Instead, you were lovers. Or were you that already? The question was one both of you knew the moment Jackson turned on the bed too wipe away the sweat on your cheek and smiled

“So I guess this means we’re together now?”

“I guess so.”

“See, and you said my fans were crazy.” The brunette chuckled and held you close to his chest, only to receive a soft slap on the arm.

“Yeah, whatever…just don’t get cocky.”

“Um…it’s a little too late for that don’t you think, baby~”  

anonymous asked:

Hey dear nice Works...!!!!! Please Do a RFA (V+Saeran) Celebrating Birthday of MC how will they celebrate Mc's Birthday and what will they Do to make it special??

A/N: I’d invite them all to my birthday party hell yeah it’d be greAT ~Admin 404
I love them all *sobs* ~ Admin 626

-HE’S SUCH A LITTLE KID AT HEART (and i mean in general come on now)
-Goes FULL. OUT. Does not take it lightly at all
-Sets up a day with your friends so you’re out of the house and busy
-And he decorates the house completely!! Streamers, balloons, he even has homemade party hats for the two of you
-He isn’t a master baker or anything but he attempted at making a box cake for you!!! He decorated it with so many colourful sprinkles!
-Remember how he gets a discount from the pizza place? He bought like three larges and the two of you were eating it for DAYS
-He either has homemade presents for you, or he’s saved up a lot to splurge on pre-ordering that new video game you’ve been eyeing for months
-The two of you watch all the movies!! Whatever movie you wanna watch, he’ll sit through. Scary ones? He might cry but he’ll DO IT FOR YOU!!!!

-More of a classy approach to birthdays
-He did attempt to put a party hat on Elizabeth though MC SHE’S ADORABLE LOOK, HURRY, BEFORE SHE TAKES IT OFF
-But he always makes sure to give you one super special one. Whether it’s a piece of jewelry he had custom made because it reminded him of you, or it’s something you’ve had your eye on for a while, you’ve got it
-He’s also super extra, like y’all know how wedding cakes are super big and beautiful and usually really intricate? Yeah so is your birthday cake. EVERY YEAR. but i mean are you really complaining?? It’s cAKE
-Takes you to the fanciest restaurant for dinner, and the two of you dress up for it
-(Yes, MC, you’re wearing the new dress/suit he got you)
-He’ll also try taking you to new and exotic places as a day trip to see all the sights and watch the gleam in your eyes as you learn the history of the place
-Always has the best wine, but on your birthday he pulls out the rare ones, just for you! (Or if you don’t do wine, he finds the best of whatever you like to drink)
-Not to mention you wake up with like 14 dozen rose bouquets strung around the house that morning, all holding a little note card expressing his love for you because he can be cute too, mc

-We all know he’d wake you up by jumping on the bed and blowing that stupid little party blower in your ear until you chase him out of the room
-But chasing him is worth it because when you get to the living room there are so many loose balloons that you can’t see the floor
-Same goes with the ceiling, completely covered in balloons
-Saeran’s just sitting in a chair, in a party hat, looking completely uninterested, but still plays the party blower when you walk in. Saeyoung tries to hide behind him to avoid your wrath you arent a morning person, are you mc?
-The two of you spend a good while just throwing the loose balloons at each other over Saeran’s head who was not impressed, might i add
-Did you know you can get custom images printed onto your cakes? Because he made a collage of the STUPIDEST pictures he has of you and had it put on top
-Anything you want, he’ll get you. Just name it. You want a pet elephant? He’ll dO IT DON’T DOUBT HIM MC
-He’d probably take you out for a drive, too. You could feel the fresh air and just talk about anything and everything. It’s just really relaxing and he wants you to have a stress-free time

-What’s the point of celebrating another year of life in this shitty world now is NOT THE TIME MR. EDGELORD
-But for you…he could manage it
-He doesn’t go very hard at it though because he doesn’t see the real point
-He’ll get a small gift for you- something he saw and immediately thought of you
-He does get a small cake for you, but a freaking tub of ice cream
-Cuddles cuddles cuddles! He doesn’t hide his affection today! It’s all about you, he’ll put his insecurities away for a while
-He’ll moan and groan at the stupid Disney movies you put in, but suffer through them because the fact that you sing along is the CUTEST thing he’s ever seen are you sure it isn’t his birthday
-CUTIE ALERT: he cooks your favourite meal for you! He might have spent a few days trying to find the perfect way to make it, but HE MAKES IT
-He’s also spent all day pushing Saeyoung out of the room because he’s not about to let him ruin your relaxing birthday by bringing in some stupid little party games hes also smacked a party blower into the back of his throat at one point and you felt TERRIBLE but you couldnt help but laugh???

- you know his hoe ass is gonna try to go all out for you
- like he knows you you prefer lowkey but???
- the world needs to know his love for you
- but after the RFA members managed to talk him down from performing a flash mob, he realized he should respect your wishes
- so he struggles and struggles to come up with something that has a bit of flare but is still something you’d want
- and then he remember you one time mentioning you’d never really been on a trampoline before???
- on your birthday (exactly at midnight), he sings “happy birthday” and then hands you a cupcake up with a candle on it <3
- he had you fooled, you thought this was gonna be it for your birthday
- boy buddy ur in for a treat!
- when you wake up he immediately blindfolds
- you’re just like *sigh* “well at least he didn’t jump out of the cake this year”
- omfg when he takes off the blindfold though, you find yourself at a trampoline park??? And he invited your friends (including the RFA ofc) and family!!!
- He roped Jumin into getting the place to rent out the entire area to then!
- Zen didn’t think you’d love it this much but oh my god he’s so happy because you look so happy!!!
- and he finds that you and Saeyoung both love to push into the pit with all the foam cubes anD YOU TWO START TAG TEAMING
- maybe this was a bad idea after all
- but hearing your laugh was all he needed <3
- after that, you all head to a dessert place and you spend the rest of your birthday talking and laughing with the people most important to you with the love of your life right by your side <3

- you only really expected dinner at a restaurant and maybe cake because that’s just how you and jaehee are
- other people might think it’s underwhelming but honestly, what’s better than snuggling up to your s/o and feeling warm and cuddley on your birthday???
- but you’re surprised when you come home to a note that directs you to Seven’s house?
- and when you get there, there’s another note attached to a nerf gun
- “Happy Birthday, MC! The game starts as soon as you enter the house, every man for himself ~ Jaehee”
- it is all out WAR when you enter
- Zen is playing a defensive strategy, he may have shitty aim but hE CAN DODGE ANYTHING WITH HIS DANCER GRACE
- Jumin is already out, he lasted like three seconds he’s disappointed because he thought he’d win with his cat like reflexes
- Yoosung’s out too, he lasted much longer than Jumin but Saeyoung managed to trick him into thinking they were team and then Saeyoung shOT HIM EXECUTION STYLE
- Saeran is lowkey bitter; he steals V’s portion of birthday cake
- eventually it’s just down to you, Jaehee, and Saeyoung,,,
- you run out in front of him and when he’s distracted by you, Jaehee shoots him!
- you laugh so hard when you see the look on his face bc he wasn’t expecting you to sacrifice yourself
- and then you give ya hot gf a kiss because hello, she’s a winner, she deserves all the kisses
- after that, you all head down to Saeyoung’s entertainment room and watch your favorite movies and eat cake <3
- everyone slowly falls asleep, and you’re cuddled up to jaehee and wondering what you did to get someone as amazing her in your life <3

- honestly he’s such a hipster, he throws a birthday for u every year and it always has a theme???
- who does that smh
- this year???
- murder mYSTERY TRAIN THEME OMMMGG (A/N: 626 doesn’t know what she’s doing here, it’s probably all gonna be wrong)
- V gets you a beautiful evening gown and hE MATCHES U  
- he makes sure the gang is ready too, there’s no way theyre gonna ruin it for u (we’re looking at u saran wrap, das right i’m calling u out)
- he takes sooo many pictures, you guys have to confiscate his camera cause hE WON’T STOP
- when you guys get there, it’s sooo much more interactive than you thought it was gonna be???
- you actually can’t tell who’s an actor and who isn’t?? They’re that good
- you all have your own theories about who did it
- V think it was her husband because hello, it’s always someone the victim knew
- Jumin agrees but he’s also suspicious of the daughter
- Yoosung doesn’t know what to think he’s still traumatized from seeing a dead lady even if it was fake
- Surprisingly only Zen got it right???
- but he graciously gave you and V the prize since it a weekend getaway <3
- Pretty sure V threatened him but whatever
- After, you guys head back to yours and V’s place for cake and chilling <3
- you guys end up on the floor in one weird big cuddled mess but it’s so warm (saran wrap says he hates u guys but he’s a little close to Zen so) (okay in 626’s world the RFA is a bunch of cuddlers youguyscantstopme)
- u eventually get up tho and drag V to ur bedroom bc you wanna cuddle with him <3 (and you ignore Saeyoung wolf whistling in the background)

I Want You To Stay // PT. 2 (Zach X Reader)

a/n: what up everyone I finally got to writing part two thanks for all the love on part one you guys are cute!!

warnings: cursing, punching (??? do you tag punching idk)

part 1 is here !!

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anonymous asked:

Hey so recently I read Siny's Worlds Apart, and I really loved the kind of exiting "hide your identity " thing, so I wondered if you know any fics along those lines? It doesn't have to be where one is royalty, as long as it's sterek where one of them is Very Important, and tries to hide who they are? Thank you so much, and your blog is seriously my oxygen <3


Anonymous said:Hi! Scrolling through Tumblr, I saw a gif set of Sterek, where Derek was a model who slept with Stiles but Stiles didn’t know he was famous. So now I beg for any and all Sterek fics like this! Please! I’ll do anything! Thanks :) 

Famous but the other one doesn’t know fics. And here’s our actor!Derek, musician!Derek, musician!Stiles and actor!Stiles tag as well. - Anastasia

Originally posted by wildjay101

Worlds Apart by siny

(6/6 I 92,506 I Explicit)

Derek Hale, Heir Prince of Betonia and Italy, meets Stiles Stilinski, college boy.


You can’t always expect your fame to solve everything for you by Arrianator416

(1/1 I 527 I Teen)

Derek sees a cute guy working in a coffeeshop, and immediately asks him out. However Derek expected him to know who he was.

Carmine by LadyDrace

(1/1 I 1,477 I Teen)

Stiles has no idea what Derek does for a living, but whatever it is it tends to cut into their dating time a lot.

Red Light’s Already Off by KuriKuri

(1/1 I 3,375 I Teen)

Stiles isn’t a hooker. He just plays one on TV. 

you’ve got me on pins and needles by jadore_hale

(1/1 I 17,620 I Teen)

“At any rate, I’m not here to steal from you. One of the biggest potentially most important moments in my life is coming up and I find myself in need of a custom tux.”

“A tuxedo?” Derek halted, then tried not to laugh as he gave the kid a good look up and down. “Biggest potentially most important moment of your life?”

Derek picked up the broom and started sweeping, shaking his head. “If you need something for your little costume party, kid, rent something from party city.”


Stiles Stilinski needs THE perfect suit and Derek Hale is just the tailor to make it for him. Only Derek doesn’t exactly know that Stiles is kind of a famous movie star…

Words To Me by Nier

(18/18 I 23.332 I Teen)

[Sat 11:29pm]

Ugh. Fine. Favorite food?

[Sat 11:31pm]


[Sat 11:32pm]

That is so fucking helpful dude.

[Sat 11:32pm]

Shut up.

[Sat 11:33pm]

There are a bunch of Cheetos. Pick a damn flavor.

If anyone asks, Derek will make sure to double check the number next time he texts. He’s just lucky Stiles isn’t a wanted criminal.

Here’s to the Static by matildajones

(18/18 I 80,868 I Teen)

Stiles spends most of his college break in a coffee house where he stares after Derek Hale. For some reason, Stiles is unaware of the fact he’s quite the musician, and Derek amuses himself at Stiles’ obliviousness.

Scream It From The Top of Your Lungs by TamzStripped

(26/? I 236,586 I Explicit)

Were! at the Disco has been trying to get signed for years and finally Derek agrees to a meeting at Argent Records with Kate. She offers him a really shitty deal, but a perk is he and the band get to pick an artist and go on tour with them for publicity. Among the list is Fallout Shelter,

Derek snags 4 tickets for his band and they go the next day. They have found their artist.


Where Stiles never thought he would see Derek again, and doesn’t know how to act around him because Derek has no idea who he is.

Torn Up (Part 3)

Originally posted by hockeyontrend

As promised, here’s part 3! As usual, a few disclaimers:  

I know it sucks that I’m only updating twice a week, believe me, but thank you all for being patient and wonderful! I just want to make sure each part is as good as it can be before posting 

This one is a bit of a filler, mostly for character development, so maybe y’all can convince me to post part four a little early… But I hope there’s enough going on for it to be at least a little entertaining :)

Warnings:  the usual gratuitous swearing (I have no self control), probably some rude jokes (again, sorry), mention of a sports-related injury and surgical scars (nothing too graphic, I promise), and a little bit of baseball

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when people are like “where has michelle branch been since 2003″ and i’m just like

first of all lets just not forget that michelle didn’t just disappear *in* 2003, that was when “hotel paper” came out, which btw is a multiplatinum selling album that she toured the hell out of and had 2 hit singles and then 1 single that sort of faded away and did not get a video BUT she speaks french in that song so its VERY GOOD. also the single artwork is like… holy fuck M A J O R B A B E A L E R T omg.

then michelle branch formed a country band called the wreckers with her backup singer and friend jessica harp. jessica sang on michelle’s album “hotel paper” and that album has a country song (”love me like that” with sheryl crow) so it kinda seemed inevitable. “the good kind” was on the one tree hill soundtrack in 2004 and you know they appeared in the show (michelle loves to appear in shows i guess including buffy, charmed and –as leslie gore– on american dreams). anyway she could have just kept being michelle branch feat. my friend and backup singer but michelle is a GOOD PERSON who was like NO LETS DISTRIBUTE THIS POWER and RECOGNIZE EACH OTHER AS ARTISTS and DO THIS THING TOGETHER which is extremely cool and good.

in 2005 the wreckers released a song with santana (called it’s called “i’m feeling you” but literally whatever) and then a single called “leave the pieces” dropped in 2006. it debuted at #1 on the billboard hot country charts. it was the first time a female country duo was #1 since the 1950s. it was nominated for a grammy. the single sold over a million copies. that is a successful fucking song goodbye.

anywhere they dropped an album and it has some great country pop singles that were sort of a pre-taylor swift thing and the album sold over 850,000 copies so that’s pretty cool. they had some other singles including “my oh my” which has a frankly insane video which i will just not embed here. i guess the album did well and stuff, they released a live album/DVD as well that was recorded at the bowery ballroom and i did not go but i did see them earlier on the wreckers’ tour and it was the first time i met michelle so that was very nice.

then the band ended which doesn’t seem that crazy considering it was a side project and i can only imagine the record label the entire time was like “AGH COUNTRY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US” not to mention a bunch of her fans were like that too including me but then I FUCKING GOT ON BOARD.

she did a song called “together” that was in sisterhood of the traveling pants 2 because OF COURSE SHE DID lol lets not forget that she basically owned teen girl feelings in the 2000s. her music was used in tons of and tons of trailers and it’s like GOOD FOR YOU GET THAT MONEY GIRL. anyway this has been a fun “teen girl vibes” interlude.

she also did this joni mitchell “a case of you” cover for a covers compilation album that her label put together. over the next few years she also covered the rolling stones’ “play with fire”, radiohead’s “creep” (it got used in a something?? amazon music also gave away an exclusive acoustic version in some promo) and let’s not forget she covered bowie’s life on mars for a GAP compilation and then was put on a japanese album reissue i think. she actually has done a lot of covers in her live shows including lit, elvis, joni’s “river”, and her first demo album from when she was like 14 has a rickie lee jones cover. michelle branch likes music itself a lot. she has also done guest vocals on a bunch of artists’ songs including *cough*hanson*cough*.

so now it’s 2008-2009 and michelle was still like doing country music and recorded a full album and blah blah blah it got shelved and shoved around and it was truly the beginning of what seems like a bunch of shitty label issues that resulted in a lot of music remaining unreleased. she played some shows to support the album in 2008 and it just did. not. happen. 

fuck the label i mean i swear to god i could have been listening to consistent michelle branch music for my entire 20s but noooooo. the album did not materialize, a single called “this way” did not properly get released, and eventually in 2010 she released an EP called “everything comes and goes” featuring this single “sooner or later” which has this video.

in 2010 it was announced michelle was album working on a new album called “west coast time” that was meant to be a return to her pop music sound but you know, it was 6 years since “hotel paper” at this point and michelle was growing up too and it had a bit of a cooler sound. the album was due for release in 2011, it had album art and everything although there was this moment where it started getting pushed and delayed like, 3 times in a year and a half. on the album cover michelle wears a hat which honestly does not help with the vanessa carlton comparisons. sidenote, this video of michelle trying to play “a thousand miles” is one of the best things i’ve ever seen but i am biased.

so anyway they teased the album’s release with a single called “loud music” that frankly seemed designed for radio and i love michelle branch like don’t get me wrong i am her biggest fan but there were better songs from that time probably. it had another roadtrip video michelle is just a big fan of cars i think.

michelle was doing press for this album, including some live webcast live stream whatever stuff where she played song clips. she did one on her website pre-facebook live days. she did some thing hosted by tyler oakley where she made a salad and people could tweet in questions??? michelle did a lot of food and cooking-adjacent things in this time too.

she also did some events and stuff including a live Q&A podcast recording at the apple store in soho and i literally did not live in NYC at the time but i came up just to attend (it was nbd because i was also casually sort of long distance maybe not exactly seeing but not not-seeing this really cute guy so it was a good excuse) and she previewed some new songs.

“west coast time” was the sort of pop album that michelle branch aka THE MICHELLE BRANCH was known for and had lots of songs that eventually leaked over time. one of those songs is called “spark” and it is extremely fucking michelle branch-y and would have killed. remember this was like 2009 era pop music and this was very NYLON it girl vibes.

spark is a great fucking song. other leaked songs include for dear life, if you happen to call, what don’t kill you (which was used in a 2013 movie and is ripped from that) and there are more. there’s like an album’s worth. it is very sad because they are good songs and seem like they were exactly right for 2010-2011. there’s also this song called another sun which is moody and ended up in a tv promo for a show called terra nova. it is very clear that at no point in the process did michelle branch just like, stop. 

oh btw during this time she also had a baby and raised her and she is like nearly a teenager now. 

ANYWAY now it’s 2017 and after a million delays and years and label presidents and a new label and some more delays and a lot of work, michelle branch has a new album that is still her but different from all her previous stuff because she is in her 30s now and frankly she is very cool like as a person which maybe she always was but she definitely is now. also she might be a witch but i think that’s just what happens if you live in LA for a few years you become a witch.

the album is more rock than you’d expect and clearly indie rock inspired and i feel like it is sweet vindication not just for her but for every obsessive fan, including me, who you might think is too old to be super into her music. nope! 

anyway i started listening to michelle when i was like 14 and my family moved to america and i didn’t have any friends and i heard “goodbye to you” on MTV and i was like “OMG THATS ME :*( :*(” and now i am twice that age, i am 28 and i am old. and she’s old too. we are all old now. we fast-forwarded like our whole 20s and now we’re out the other side, still fucked up but with cool shoes. congratulations to us!

More than words - A Yousana AU. Chapter 3

Idea explained here

All the chapters here


SUMMER 2013  (13 and 15 years old)

“I’m glad to hear that your brothers have your back. It must be really good having them.

And thanks for saying that I have you, even if you do have an obsession with 40 years old creepy men.

Okay wow pen pal friend (I’m trying to see how this sounds…I think I prefer faceless friend?), that was definitely cheating, I can’t believe you broke our rule, that was so rude.

But I do have to make a confession too. That day you mentioned? When you tried to come here sooner so you could see me? I tried to delay our departure as much as I could so I could see you but yeah, just like you said, it didn’t work. I guess we’re both shitty people”


“You really think I’m a shitty person? I haven’t done anything to you. Why would you say that? I can’t change who I am. I know I’m not the coolest girl or the funniest or the smartest but I try, I try so hard to fit in. Do I really deserve to be treated this way? Do you really hate me that much?”


AUTUMN BREAK 2013  (13 and 16 years old)

“Wow, wow, wow. What was that? I was just joking. Seriously, I swear I was just joking. I thought we were both joking. I’m really sorry if you thought I was trying to insult you or if I was mean. I promise you that wasn’t my intention. I didn’t want to make you feel bad. And you are the coolest girl I know, even if I don’t actually know you. Please forgive me, I really didn’t mean it that way. Please”


CHRISTMAS 2013  (14 and 16 years old)

As soon as Yousef arrived to the cabin on the second week after Christmas he went straight to his bedroom. He kneeled on the floor and picked up the loose slab. He introduced his hand on the hole and grabbed the paper. Yousef unfolded it anxiously only to discover that there was no answer. The last words that were written were his own words from autumn break. He knew that she had been there the week before, she said she was always there and the paper was clearly more used than when he had left it in the hole. She had read it but she hadn’t answered, she had chosen not to answer. He felt his chest tighten and his hands sweating. Had he really messed up the best thing he had in his life? During the past year and a half going to the cabin to read that girl’s answer was the thing Yousef was looking forward to the most. Was that the end? Was he never going to get an answer? He had to try though, one more time. He had to write her, insist that he didn’t mean to hurt her, that he was just being a jerk. Ask for her forgiveness.

“Hi anonymous friend. I’m really sorry. I’ve seen that you haven’t answered and I’m not going to lie, I’m a little hurt…and angry…but at myself because I feel like I’ve screwed up. I feel like I’ve hurt you even if I didn’t want to. Please please please forgive me. I don’t want our friendship to be over. I’m really sorry. If you ever want to talk again, you know where to find me. Please”


WINTER BREAK 2014  (14 and 16 years old)

“I’m the one who’s sorry. I shouldn’t have lashed out on you like that. I was angry and I took it out on you when it wasn’t your fault. I’ve been dealing with some stuff and I just…I guess you saying that I’m a shitty person, even if I know now that you didn’t mean it, it just made me click and I couldn’t help myself. I’m sorry if I’ve made you feel bad. I’m sorry I didn’t answer you on Christmas, I was too embarrassed to face you, well to write you. I understand if you think I’m a drama queen and immature and you don’t want to talk to me anymore. Just know that it wasn’t your fault it’s just…stuff I’ve been going through. I’m sorry”


EASTER 2014  (14 and 16 years old)

“Please don’t apologize. I completely understand. We all go through some stuff and we need to express ourselves even if the person we’re talking to isn’t the one to blame. Just know that I was just worried about you, not me, but you. I hope you’re doing a little bit better. Do you want to talk about it? I mean, it’s completely fine if you don’t I just…I think it might help you? I know you have your brothers and your family to support you and to talk about this kind of stuff, whatever that is, but maybe it’s easier if you talk to someone you don’t know? I’m your diary, remember? Still, it’s okay if you don’t want to, we can just forget about all of this. But I’m here for you if you want to talk”


“Okay, yeah I’ll tell you…I haven’t actually told anyone.

Where do I begin? I guess that the first thing you need to know about me is that I’m muslim. So if you were thinking about me as the cute blonde blue-eyed Norwegian girl, yeah that’s not me. I also wear a hijab and no, no one is forcing me to do it. I wear it because I want to, which is something that apparently people don’t get. I’m sorry, I’m taking it out on you again…

The thing is…there are these girls at school…they clearly don’t like me. And at first I didn’t care you know? I could deal with the nasty looks and the comments behind my back. But it’s getting worse. They send me messages telling me I should leave the country, telling me I’m an idiot for wearing a hijab, saying that my brothers are oppressing me when they’re nothing but supportive, threatening me with…I don’t even know…

I know what you’re going to say. Tell someone. Well I’m telling you, aren’t I?

I’ve thought about telling someone but what difference will it make? If it’s not them then it’ll be other people, that’s how it’s always going to be.

I just want it to be over. I just want school to be over but I still have to deal with one more year. How am I even supposed to do that when I’m scared of going there every single day?

You know what? I fought back one day, they were teasing me in the school yard and I could take that but then they talked about my brothers and I couldn’t stop myself. I pushed one of them, I know it was wrong but it felt so good in that moment.

The psychologist of the school said I have anger issues…ha! I’d like to see her in my position.

Do you know what it feels like thinking that you’re not muslim enough? Not Norwegian enough? Not pretty enough? Not good enough? Of course you don’t. But I do.

So of course I’m angry, I’m angry at myself because as much as I try I don’t seem to be able to be the person I want to be and I get so frustrated. I’m mad at those girls for making me feel like I’m not worthy.

Anyway, I’m sorry for the rant but honestly? You asked for it.

I’ll understand if you don’t want to talk to me or if you don’t want to be friends anymore.

It felt good telling someone, though, it felt good telling you.

Thank you for reading.”


This is the third chapter!!

I’m sorry if this is too angsty!

I really hope you’ve liked it!

Thank you so much for reading♥

season 4 headcanons because im about to murder someone THAT WRITING IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

  • opening monologue is wally saying his respectful and iconic line: ‘my name is wally west and i’m the fastest man alive’ and then when barry comes back they can mix it up and have them both talking and doing the voice over [imagine them talking together and a shot of them hugging coming up i die]
  • linda coming back cc after getting a ‘save the date’ card and realizing what happened and being by iris’ side
  • her working with wally + cisco sometimes because he’s mostly busy, while it started as a temporary thing because iris wasn’t doing so good at the beginning, iris saw how good they worked together so she let it slide and watched them go~
  • they don’t get along though, iris just loves the banter and the ‘wallace really ohmyfucking god rudolph like the red nose reindeer- wait hold up robbery, oh shut up im not your flower, no i know my middle name is jasmine bu-’
  • speaking of cisco? trains with cynthia through different dimensions, trying to figure out how the whole connection thing works
  • iris actually working like, us seeing her WORK, WRITE, TYPE, her trying to keep the flash’s legacy alive with wally and occasionally mentioning the missing flash
  • seeing! iris! actually! grieve! even if it’s for like 10 minutes [because yes barry’s probably coming out of that speedster whole at the end of 4.01]
  • wally and hartley meeting, hartley being a polite asshole and being done with wallace’s bullshit
  • caitlin being an antih(oe)ero and not being in every episode or having a redemption arc, distancing herself from the ‘team’ knowing she hurt them because bitch she did.
  • iris getting barry out of the speedforce with her literal voice not with any technology bullshit, but with her fucking voice,,,the team tried everything and eventually gave up, but she stayed, and that’s how she brings him back,by herself
  • barry seeing all of the good wally’s done and hugging him for 3 hours straight, letting him stay the flash ‘two flashes? sounds amazing’
  • barry dealing with being back after all this ‘time’ (@ writers don’t fuck this up)
  • iris and barry finally having their fucking wedding, (that does not take place in the fucking crossover)

iris getting 98% of the screentime in that episode

them forgetting the legends/arrow teams exists and only inviting kara/alex /j’onn and james (maybe winn idk)

  • no more crossovers, im done their stupid and not even fun or happy [@ me yall dragged barry last time, not this year not on my fucking watch]
  • kadabra is confirmed for season 4,,so this mf is gonna annoy the fuck out of wally and linda ‘ah see barry’s not as annoying and cocky as you, and well iris now that she’s alive i guess- [that gets him linda’s hand print on his cheek] ‘feisty? yeah iris isn’t as well.. like you, you’re maybe as special as iris but something about you mhhhmakes you so dear to wallace miss parkw-’

lbr a storyline with kadabra and not having wally and linda be at center of it? unrealistic/

  • barry and iris being happy and smiley, cisco and cynthia being dorks, shy shy dorks in love, and then you have wally and linda, biting each other’s heads off.
  • bart coming up/out in some way and blessing them with his cuteness
  • jesse and jay coming in regularly to check up on their flashfam
  • wally having screentime,,, lots of it
  • iris, linda and cynthia having a wildt girls night out
  • barry, wally and cisco [joe: im too old for the love drama, i have cecile waiting bye] having a guys night in drinking speed beer or whatever talking about their ‘girls’

‘linda isn’t my girl, she’s barely a good friend, she always pokes me like i just can’t, i mean yeah she’s helped me through loads of flash stuff but, yeah she has pretty hair tho, and eyes, and lips-’

  • dinner nights @ joe’s; with everybody, from jesse to jay, to cynthia, cisco, linda, iris, barry,  wally, cecile and her daughter.
  • the christmas episode being the lightest cutest fluffiest episode
  • in fact season 4 being lighter and happier
  • the finale being not a shitty cliffhanger
Do Your Job, You Prick

Title: Do Your Job, You Prick

Pairing: Dean x reader (sorta platonic??)

Word Count: 1096

Warnings: so much cussing lmao

Summary: You have a stupid day and your car decides to break down stupidly. Dean’s mechanic shop is open at 3 AM for some damn reason. He’s pissy, you’re pissy (and hungry), so what’s the worse that could happen?

A/N: Hi. I’m tired. SAT season is patronizing me and I don’t care anymore.
In other news, I turned 16 today! Will I still be looked at as a 12 year old (probably bc I look and act like a child)? We’ll find out, in another trashy year with Kim!!

And some of these lines may or may not have been used in tweets that a boy who I may or what not have liked in my class who has now graduated tweeted when he was fourteen. I don’t know if y'all comprehended any of that but either way, I’ll be okay.

Also this was for @gone-to-fight-the-fairies Summer of Heroes Challenge! I had the line “You like a professional asshole or something?” I hope you enjoy my cuss filled tired sass.

And I might consider this as the beginning of a series, so tell me if you want it to be! Either way, it’ll be fine bc I’m lazy but I still want to challenge myself :/

Sorry for the long A/N okay pls enjoy.


“Hi. Can you fix my car?”

It was nearly three in the morning and your car had luckily died just a block away from a mechanic shop that was still open. Which technically, could be unlucky given that nothing else in town was open and the person inside could be an axe murderer.

But he seemed nice enough. Cute, even. However, it was way too early for you to handle your hormonal emotions; you just wanted to go home and sleep in. This was all Dani’s fault. Your stupid co-worker left you to fix her horrendous mistake and now you were paying the price.

His name tag read ‘Dean’. Dean looked bored and annoyed as hell when you stepped though the door and asked for help, but stood up from his seat anyway.

He sighed and walked to the entrance peeking his head out. “Where’s your car?”

“It died just a block away,” you said, wringing your hands. “You got a tow truck or something?”

He heaved another sigh and rolled his eyes. It’s not like you wanted this to happen either. Damn prick, do your job, will you?

You waited as he brought your car around and pulled it into one of the garages. He popped open the hood, waving a hand in his face, squinting through the smoke than emanated from the engine.

“Uch, you need a new engine,” he coughed.

“… Yeah,” you started. You honestly didn’t really know much about cars and you had just obtained this one.

The silence between you and Dean was awkward and you sat teetering on the plastic chair, glancing around. Your stomach growled quietly when you spotted a banana on the front desk.

You bit your lip, wondering if you should just snatch and eat it or maybe ask Dean or just sit there and starve. You hadn’t had food since lunch, so the latter was not an option.

“Hey,” you said. He didn’t bother to look up as he grabbed a wrench from his toolbox. “That banana over there? Could I, um… I just—”

“Goddamn it! Will you shut up? You wanna eat the fucking banana? Fine, shove it down your throat, as long as it’ll make you shut your damn mouth!”

Your eyes widened as he snapped at you. After a pause, you responded, “Well, shit, fuck you too. Look, I didn’t sign up for this either, dude. You can blame Dani for that,” you rolled your eyes.

“I don’t wanna hear about your problems,” he spat. “I’ve got enough going on in mine.”

You sneered at him before getting up and grabbing the banana. You peeled it as you sat back down.

“She a friend?” he asked suddenly after about ten minutes.

“What?” your mouth was full of banana, so it came out as mushy and incoherent.

“That Dani you told me about. And swallow your food, that’s gross.”

You scoffed and swallowed. “I thought you didn’t want to hear about my problems.”

“Well, now I’m bored,” he raised his brows at you and wiped his forehead. He threw a dirty rag over his shoulder.

“And I’m just here to entertain you?”

He shrugged. Whatever. You needed to get this off your chest anyway.

“Co-worker. We work in pharmaceuticals and she fucked up one of the tests and left early, leaving me to clean up her mess. Bitch.”

“How do I know you’re not the actual bitch, though?”

“You like a professional asshole or what?” you scowled.

“Not my fault you sound like a stereotypical gossipy teenager, sweetheart.”

“You want stereotypical teen? Why don’t we go out back and smoke some weed?”

“Hey, what’s so bad about getting high in a world so low? And I’m pretty sure it’s vaping that’s in these days.”

You shared a warm chuckle and you both temporarily forgot it was a shitty 3 AM.

“So, what happened to you?” you asked biting the banana. “You pretty much told me you had a crap day too.”

“I’ve got the early morning shift and I’m not a morning person. That enough?”

“Yeah. But you look like you’ve worked like this a while. You’d be used to it, I imagine. So, your turn.”

Dean sighed. “I have— uh, had a girlfriend, Lisa. Cheated on me a couple days ago. And my brother left on a last minute trip; gonna be gone for two months. And my best friend, Cas ditched me for some fan convention,” he pulled out a loose screw. “Figures, he’s a big geek.”

“Hm. People are legit bitches these days.”

“And some people are just complete assholes, right? Just like me?”

“Just like you,” you chuckled and tossed the banana peel in a garbage can. “Well, now I feel obliged to apologize, you know?”

“No, I don’t know. Shouldn’t I be apologizing for being a douchebag?”

“Well, yes. But, I was being a butt hole too. So I’m sorry. Least I can do for you.”

“Okay. Me too. I apologize,” he wiped his hands on his already dirty pants and stepped over his tools towards you. “Alright, I’ve fixed her all up. ‘68 Charger, she’s nice.”

“Mm, thanks. Was my grandfather’s. Now I’ve gotta drive him around,” you said, smiling and shaking your head. “And the engine?”

“I’ll order you a new one. It’s a bit expensive, but I’ll see about a discount. But, uh, I’ll need your name?”

“Y/N. Y/N Y/L/N. And discount? Wow, we friends now or something?”

“Like you said, it’s the least I can do,” he wiped his hands on his pants again and stuck out a hand. “Dean Winchester.”

You took it. “Always a pleasure, Mr. Winchester.”

“Don’t even with the formalities,” he said, scoffing. “And here, I’ll need your number to call you to pickup the order.” He grabbed his business card from his pocket and flipped it over. He clicked open a pen on the front desk and handed it to you.

You scribbled your number down and he took it back.

“Okay, best friend, we’ll see to it then, huh?” you teased.

“We’ve known each other for a bit less than an hour. We’re hardly friends, Y/N.”

“Quit bitchin’, Winchester,” you said softly grabbing your keys from him. “I’ll see you soon.”

As you hopped in your car and began to leave, Dean watched you drive away. He’s had damsels in distress during his shift, and they all varied in behavior, of course. The flirty ones, the quiet ones, the scary ones. But never one like you. At least you would meet again.

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anonymous asked:

Kara and Maggie bonding over food. Like, maybe Kara describes how she experiences food to Maggie since she's so much more sensitive to the smell, texture, sound (ex. the crunch of a good crust or the barely audible sizzling of freshly cooked meat), and taste. Plus Maggie as kind of a food snob in that she doesn't eat just anything. We know she eats vegan and probably organic (up to you if it's due to dietary restrictions or a personal choice).

y’all this was so cute. i had so much fun with this. thank you for such a wonderful prompt! <3 

kara is laid out on maggie’s couch, there’s an episode of bob’s burgers playing but neither of them are really paying attention to it. maggie’s excuse is that she’s cooking. kara’s is that for once, the biggest thing in her life isn’t alien’s threatening to take over, or humans threatening to kill each other. it’s not being bi and also maybe ace.

it’s work.

it’s having a laugh with maggie over shitty bosses and the then it’s maggie, deftly flipping two homemade black bean burgers, asking “so, little danvers,” she starts

“yes, you have my permission to marry alex.” kara says, at once.

maggie, promptly chokes “i- not exactly what i was going to bring up but, thanks.”

kara sits up, smiling “please, like i don’t know you’ve got a ring hidden in your sock drawer.”

“do i want to know how you know that?”

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Jelena 2014: Year in Review.


It’s the second day of the year and we already got Jelena on segways.

3 days later he posts this first Jelena selfie with the caption “Love the way you look at me”


Then they went camping, but we got no pics.

Then, BANG, no more Jelena.

February: none.


“Most elegant princess in the world”


A few days later, they both have performances in Texas, so they reunite.

Justin performs at one of the SB events, and he dedicates ALAYLM to his baby.

After that, they were seen walking around.

The next day (WOAH THERE WAS A NEXT DAY) Selena had her first performance of the two. Aaaaaaaaand Justin tweets:


Selena has her second performance the next day (YES, THERE WAS ANOTHER DAY) and HEY, GUESS WHAT, SHE SKIPS LOVE WILL REMEMBER. I WONDER WHY.

The day after that (I bet you got used to it.), they went to dance studio.

Jelena tour rehearsals? Nah.



If you died, don’t worry, we all did.

After Selena left, Justin met a few lucky fans in Toronto, and when I say “lucky” I mean THE LUCKIEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE WORLD because they got to hear Unfamiliar, of of the three hundreds Jelena duets we will never (probably) hear.

*insert ugly crying here*

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT no more Jelena that month.


VERY VERY VERY RANDOMLY, Selena flies to Miami and goes to the studio with Justin and Madisooooooon.


A few days later, they fly back to LA and they attend Coachella Festival. PLS.

no HQ’s but let’s enjoy the LQ’s. :-)

No more Jelena, again. Or nah?

Well, whatever it was, Justin posted a random throwback picture with Sel and the littles *cries*.

May: None.

June: Selena diseappeared from earth’s face for a few days, and we all guessed she was in Canada with JB because of a tweet of a family friend. AND.WE.WERE.RIGHT.

He posted a super sweet selfie with one of the most emotional captions ever.

“Our love is unconditional” then deletes this.


After this, they were seen at the movies, at a restaurant and more. Looks like our Jelena is back for good, huh?

He also posts 2 selfies on Shots

Theeeeeen, they went at the zoo with his grandparents.



they are SO back together.


July: let’s forget about that month. But he says that Selena is beautiful.

August: After a shitty beginning with that spotting of Justin making out with a model, you would never expect Jelena ever again, right? NO!

About two weeks later they hang out after the TCA’s undercover, then confirmed it all with this amazing picture that will make you all single ladies cry.

“Right now everything else is a blur”


After that they spend several days between his and her house.

Justin posts a video of him dancing to “All about that bass remix” and Selena laughs at his dorky boyfriend in the background.

A few days after, they went at a themed park, if I’m not wrong, but no HQ’s pic of them together, but don’t worry, they were.

Selena follows Yovanna???!?!!?!!???

Yovanna follows her back?!?!?!??!?!??

JK. After, like an hour, they unfollowed eachother and Justin posted and deleted a pic of Selena twice.


The day after, they flew to Canada and posted two selfies.


You know it.


If you need a moment, breath a little.

Okay, if you’re ready, let’s continue this time travel.

I’m not gonna add caption to this because they’re too hgdjnfdhjsnhjgfahjfkajghjkvbjsdhgfkdaljdskjfl, got it?

Take another breath aaaaaaaaaaand go!


And August ends pefectly.


“A rainy dream”



Selena leaves Canada but comes back after a little.

Justin also posted this on Shots

After a week we found out that this

was Justin’s lockscreen, and I STILL NEED THAT PICTURE.

Anyway, they flew to Vegas and i’m still mad we got only one picture of them together dressed like that.

But okay.



They also celebrated Ryan’s BDay and Justin posted this



Jelena also had a double date with Ryan G and The Benzo at horror nights.


Then they went to church

That cuteness should be illegal.


Justin brought sunflowers to Selena and then cooked organic chicken breasts together.

Your OTP would never.

Theeeeeeeeennnnnnn they went to St. Martin and Justin posted this BOMB.

who the fuck is Yovanna?

Then we got this:

and this

then these assholes went to Paris and we got nothing more.

And last thing, in October, Justin posted this

And this is how it ends, maybe.


Reader’s Choice

So I have a pretty long request list!! If you want to help me choose, just send the number of the request to my Inbox! Just let me know that the number is a “Reader’s Choice”

If you have more than one you’d like to see, put the numbers in the order you’d prefer!!!

If anyone wants to use one of these prompts, please ask first!! Thank you!

Rules: Please only choose a MAX of 3. I will be updating this monthly, and will only accept your choices for 2 day each month. Please only send in your choice numbers during those 2 days! Thank you!!

If I forget to update this, don’t hesitate to remind me on the 1st of every month, but only on the 1st.

Currently Not Accepting Requests From This List!!

1.    Hi, A! Can you make a Conner x Abused!witch reader please? Where reader is abused by her whole family, because while she is a good person her family aren’t? Can you also make the reader fall in love with Conner and the feeling is mutual? By the way, love your imagines.

2.    Can you write something where batsis has a stalker and it starts off cute but gets more dangerous?

3.    Can you write something where Tim gets really hurt while patrolling with Jason and he has to save him. Can you write it with some angst please.

4.    Batmom taking in Conner after Superman rejects him and the boys being a little uncomfortable and Bruce being mad but her convincing them that he’s just like them (+ jokes about him looking just like all the others with dark hair/blue eyes)?

5.    could you please write about Atlantean Batmom, who’s maybe Arthur’s sister, and meets Bruce through him? Batmom prefers to not interfere with the league or Atlantis and the kids don’t know about her heritage out of fear for their safety until she uses her abilities to prevent a catastrophe or something like that.

6.    Could you do and imagine of Catwoman’s accomplish/niece being best friends with Damian and Damian leaves with the teen titans making her sad and jealous. I really love your writing and this would make my week

7.    batsis possessed by the Enchantress

8.    would you do a batsis imagine where she assaulted by one of her close guy friends and couldn’t stop it, so she starts withdrawing from her family and friends. she feels weak and doesn’t want them to judge her until jason finally gets her to tell him what happened after she tries to kill herself?

9.       Red Hood get thrown through the window of your local Book store and list three good reads for you before he’s up on his feet again guns blazing.

10.   Love your oldest batsis character! Could you do maybe one where is a good singer/musician and she sings them lullaby’s when they are hurt and around the house and in the shower?

11.   May I request a oneshot please, where Jon and Dami befriend a shapeshifter/reader, who’s either their age or a year younger, and none of the Justice League (including Bats and Super) know about them. So it’s either the Justice League finding out about them or stupid pranks (like identical Damian’s) that they pull on the Justice League?

12.   Hello! I was wondering if you could maybe do a second post to the bat mom killing the joker fic? I would love to see Bruce’s and the rest of the family’s reaction to that. That would be awesome!

13.   Can I request where Batsis/reader has terrible insomnia, so she only gets probably an hour a sleep every day or something, and she is always up walking around the manor at odd hours of the night. She hides it from the Batfam with makeup and such. And it’s basically the Batfam finding out about Batsis’s terrible insomnia. Thank you!

14.   hello! i still hope your requests are still open as i wanted to send in something! could you do a Jason Todd imagine where he and the reader have a meet-cute in the library and he develops a huge crush? he talks about her constantly to Roy to the point he gets frustrated and drags him to her, only to find out it’s his younger sister (or if you prefer close friend)

15.   Could you do a little sister au where bat!sis wants to join her brothers and father on patrol and follows them around all day in attempt to get them to agree to let her go and eventually Bruce agrees to take her for a few minutes in her own adorable little suit and it’s just super fluffy? Sorry this is long and if that’s confusing. I love you’re writing and thank you so much

16.   Lil Sis Au. w/ reader watches and imitates older sibling when they spar/fight??

17.   I saw requests were open and I was wondering if you could write being a single mom and falling in love with single dad Roy please and thank you

18.   I wish you would write a fic where sick jay is cared for by his loving fam and reader

19.   Hello! Could you possibly do a Batmom! Reader who’s like really short. Like shorter than Damian and she has trouble having some of the batboys take her seriously?

20.   Can u do some angst dick x reader where they r dating but the batboys for some reason dislike the reader n therefore is kinda mean to her in an attempt to broke them up? Dick stay true with the reader until he cant n they broke up. Years later they met again n she still hurt by his decision so refused to deal with him but dick want her forgiveness n pursue her relentlessly.

21.   So I had a shitty day, maybe a thing where batsis had an anxiety attack, then her biological dad (who is an asshole to her) make her depressed and the batfamily helps her through it

22.   Could you write a wing au with the wings mimicking emotions with Tim Drake please?

23.   For the fantasy au thing with winged people, could I please request Older Damian’s SO’s feathers falling out from stress and him trying to help her?

24.   I’m sorry if this is a bad request, you can change the aspects of it if you want to: I am a dragon AU (with any fandom or even not fandom related) but reader is a dragon and a knight has to slay the dragon but the knight can’t do it… Thus the knight sneaks out every night because become really good friends in the end of it. Anyway before I end this request I would like to say your writing is amazing and I can’t wait to read more from you!! Thanks for reading and keep up the fantastic writing!!

25.   Could you please do something with Bruce helping a batdaughter deal with a bad hit of fear toxin? It could be as sweet or angsty as you like, whatever you feel like doing!

26.   Hi!! Can I request an imagine Dick and batsis (reader) are in the same school event/gym class and it’s a sparring section and they laugh it all off, and have to deal with elementary level self defense class, maybe fording themselves to lose to dummies and then when they can finally spar each other they go all out? And the class goes crazy loving it? Also:: can you tag @batty4dc

27.   Hiiii I would like to request a fiction with jason, something like the reader can control the four elements and those are represented by the bat-boys (dick-water/ jason-fire / Tim-air / Damian- earth). The reader is obviously more interested in the fire element so jason. I really like something with some fluff but also passionate (like light smut if you do that). U don’t know if the request is clear but thank you.

28.   Older Batsis coming home from a rough night on patrol to find one of her brothers sitting on her couch? Whichever brother you prefer!

29.   Can I request Terry McGinnis w/ a telepathic/telekinetic s/o and they flirt a lot during patrol so Bruce always scolds them

30.   Is there any way you can do a part 2 to the Damian Wayne x reader My Mate?

31.   Can request jason flirting with a telepathic/telekinetic reader

32.   Hi! I was wondering if you could do this request for me? I want a Damian x Reader, Please! I was thinking that the plot could be that Damian used the bully the reader because maybe she was deaf or something like that. The bullying gets so bad that the reader switches school, and Damian feels so guilty. Years later, Damian sees the reader once more, and he tries to make amends. Angst at first then maybe something sweet? Thank you! Love your writing!

33.   Damian Wayne x Reader (Request): The Reader is 17, Damian is 18. The Reader finds out she’s pregnant with Damian’s child and out of fear she runs away to some other state or city. The reason why she runs away is because he’s freaking Damian Wayne. Born and raised by the League of Assassins for 10 years, then he became Robin, he’s the son of Talia Al Ghul and Bruce Wayne, the Dark Knight and grandson of Ra’s Al Ghul. The Reader just didn’t want their child in any danger and she was afraid of what her family, Damian’s family and what Damian, himself, would say or think. Then after digging for so long for the Reader’s whereabouts, Damian and the Batfamily finally find her. Damian confronts the Reader and as soon as he does, the Reader’s water breaks and she has to give birth at home since she was in so much pain and could barely walk. So, after a painfully long labor, she finally gives birth to a healthy baby boy (or girl, you can pick the gender if you’d like) and the Reader allows Damian into their child’s life.

34.   Batboy of your choice dating a single mom

35.   Can you write an hc were Batmom has a daughter that’s in her teens that clings to Batmom and the boys think she’s an attention hog they wind up in a fit and she starts crying and Batmom comes in and stops them and they find out she has awake terrors and that’s why she’s clingy to mom because she’s scares so they start helping with her and now she’s clingy with all of them. Thank you for your time, bye.

36.   oh hi how about when reader died or get hurt really bad maybe after she get married to jason/Dami *boi you can chose* and she was pregnant if you chose to her to stay alive the baby died if you chose to her to die than both of them is dead :‘c sorry but I really need to read something sad #rosegurl🌹

37.   Can you do an imagine on being 16 and being the youngest member of the suicide squad and there all really protective of you and you start to date or something

38.   Ok, how about this. Damian with a neko reader. He would definitely go crazy and want to pet her ears. Please and thank you

39.   How would the JL and Batfam react if they found out that Batmom outsmarted the Joker on her own. Like he kidnaps her because hey Bruce, you’re rich af, and instead of crying and praying for rescue she scolds Joker and he’s like, wow ok, I see your point. He doesn’t immediately become a grade A citizen or something but, you get the gist. Thx love!

40.   “i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings” with Tim and jason please?

41.   hey can i get an older! Damián x reader imagine based on fools by lauren aquilina??

42.   Can I request a Tim X Reader? Where Tim meets the reader at a bookshop and they hit it off. Fluffyness please. Bonus if the rest of the Batfam teases Tim about her.

43.   Yes yes do a fix with Ariel and Damian I’m begging you ❤ and I love the prince of the sea, it’s so cute to think of Jay as innocent merman

44.   So I was going through your work and found this thing about batsis, and how villains loved her. And now all I can think is batsis having some recital or fucking graduation or something, and half the fucking crowd is there for her. There’s villains, anti-hero’s, super-heroes. Their all there for her omg.

45.   Oh oh oh can you write Jason being in love with reader who’s close friends with all the batboys and she’s especially close to dick and Jason gets jealous and upset and super insecure because he thinks she likes dick when in reality she’s in love with Jason (you can do the ending anyway you want)

The real kind of man

Prompt: Mission “Show Jimin hyung I am a real man” completed

Pairing: Jeon JungKook x Park Jimin


A/N: This is for the anon who requested it :). I’m not sure if this is what you wanted, but hopefully you’ll enjoy it. I had a lot of fun writing it and as you’ll see it started quite light hearted, but in the mean time, some stuff happened and I think it reflects a bit in it. I still tried to keep it happy and fluffy, but honestly, I’m not too sure if I’m too good at writing fluff. I hope the ending it’s not too cheezy. :)

Originally posted by nochuism

Hey you! Yeah, you! Let me get a few things straight before we start this…quest, no, mission. Yeah, mission sounds…cool.

So, first of all, I’m a real man. Like a manly man kind of man, if you get what I mean. But the thing is, you know, not everybody can see that. Don’t get me wrong, most people consider me a Hercules, son of Zeus and yada, yada, yada. But others, and they are few and far far far between, cannot. And that drives me insane. Bananas. Potatoes. Whatever.

To give you an example.

My mother. The Cerberus for my virginity. My Kryptonite.

How would you feel when, randomly walking with your mother to the supermarket, you run into one or two or three of her friends, and she would call you “My little bunny.” “My kiddo over here.” “This little one.”

You get my point. There’s nothing manly in those pet names. NADA!

The thing is, I can look past these names my mother gives me. I can understand it. But when it comes to the next example, I cannot.

Park Jimin.

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I'm Not The One Pt. 3

I’ve decided I am now going to be posting new parts of I’m Not The One every Monday so you can have something regularly on a really shitty day. :-)

Summary: Why in the world would you want to break your soulmate clock just so you could be with me? The guy who isn’t even supposed to be with you.

Part 1   Part 2


     You drove over to your friend’s house and pulled into her driveway. Her soulmate and her had been fighting recently and you designated a special time today - 4 o'clock - to spend some time with her and eat ice cream with scary movies playing in the background. She says scary movies help her overcome her sad thoughts. That’s mostly because nine out of ten times in a horror film someone dies and it takes her thoughts away from the fight.

     You walked up her steps and walked right into her house. You guys never knock on each other’s door and just let yourselves inside the homes. “Y/f/n! I’m here, and I’m bringing the ice cream!” You yelled as you searched through the freezer to grab the Neapolitan ice cream. you pulled out two bowls from her cabinet and scooped some of the ice cream into the bowls.

     “Hey Y/N! I’m trying to look for a movie so if you have any suggestion, let me know!” She yelled back to you as you gave her bowl chocolate and vanilla without any strawberry, and gave yourself all of the flavors. You went through the fridge and pulled out the chocolate syrup for yourself and the caramel drizzle for her. You put cherries in both of the bowls and brought everything into the living room after putting everything away.

     “Ok, here’s yours with everything you like in it, and I have mine. What movie are we watching?” You asked as you handed her the ice cream bowl you made for her.

     “Well, I wasn’t really thinking of anything so whatever pops up first is what we’ll watch. So we’ll watch this.” She said as she clicked on some movie I had never heard of. “So is there anything new, I know I ask this every time you come over but you said you were going on a date with Ashton.” She asked excitedly.

     Even though she sounded excited, you could still see the hurt in her eyes. “Actually I don’t think we should talk about this right now. Let’s just watch the movie yeah?” You offered as you turned your attention to the movie and ate your ice cream.

     “No, Y/N, I want to hear about your date with Ashton. Just because I’m having some trouble with my soulmate, that doesn’t mean you can’t date someone. Plus, if this is about dating someone who isn’t your soulmate, you already know I don’t care about that, so just tell me.” She argued while you sighed with a small smile that started growing even bigger than you wanted it to.

     “Oh my god, Ashton is so amazing. I really, really like him. He’s so nice, and caring, and he’s super funny too. Not to mention handsome, but, have you seen him. Hot damn!" You laughed out like a school girl with a crush.

     "Aw, Y/N! That’s so cute! I’m so glad you found someone that amazing! I’m happy for you.” She said.

     “Well, thanks. I never thought I’d have found anyone as amazing as Ashton. I’m kind of excited to be with him, but I also don’t know what I’ll do when it’s time for me to meet my soulmate. I really like him.” You whined as you shoveled ice cream into your mouth.

     “Listen Y/N, I don’t know what’s going to happen with your soulmate, but I do know that you shouldn’t be scared or worry about the future. Right now, you’re having fun with a guy you really like, and I say to go for it. Be with Ashton, go on dates, and laugh, and have fun. Don’t even worry about anything except yourself and Ashton. got it?”

     You nodded your head and ate some more ice cream with a small smile. “Yeah, I got it. Thanks Y/f/n, for everything. Now let’s watch the movie and shovel loads of ice cream into our mouths until we get sick!” You cheered as you both scooped some ice cream and clinked it together before you ate it.

     After the movie, and about three more bowls of ice cream, you and Y/f/n decided to play a game. You were cautious when she recommended truth or dare, but if she wanted to play, you’d just have to go along with it.

     “Ok, Y/N, pick dare.” She said as soon as you guys started playing the game.

     “What? Why do I have to pick dare?” You whined out, “I’m picking truth.” You smiled at her as she rolled her eyes and sighed.

     “Fine, is it true that back in the sixth grade you drew a soulmate clock on yourself to make it look like you were older? I heard about that but I never really asked you.” She laughed at you when you groaned with a flushed face and nodded your head.

     “Yeah, yeah, ok. It happened, but I was like eleven so leave me alone. Now, truth or dare?” You asked.

      “Dare! Bring it on!”

     You smirked at her, and her face paled. “Um, Y/N, why are you looking at me like that?” Y/f/n asked in a small voice.

     “Oh, no reason. I dare you to tell me what happened on our eighth grade field trip that you said you’d never talk about.” You smirked as she groaned and whined.

     “Y/N! I hate you so much! Back in eighth grade you remember how we went to six flags? Well, me and some girl I was partnered up with decided to go on Nitro, when we went on the big climb up to the top of the first drop was so terrifying, when we went down I peed myself." You laughed at her and she yelled at you.

     "That isn’t even the worst part. When we went around in circles a couple of times, I felt my vision blurring and I threw up all over her. I tried to apologize but nothing would come out of my mouth. My palms were sweating from holding on so tightly and I was sure I was going to fall out. Moral of the story, I’m never going back to six flags.” You were practically choking on laughter by the time this was all over.

     “Ok, enough I don’t even want to play this stupid game anymore. It’s about seven o'clock so you should be heading home Y/N. Love you and drive safe.” She said as she pulled you into a hug. you tried to stop your giggles but they just wouldn’t be contained.

     “Alright, bye Y/f/n, love you too. I’ll see you tomorrow or when ever you want to hang out.” You hugged her back and then stood up to leave. When you walked out of the door and into your car, your phone beeped.

     Hey, I don’t know if your still with your friend, but I was hoping we could go out again tomorrow? Maybe after my shift? I get done at 3:15 and I have this perfect place to go xx

     You didn’t have to go into work tomorrow which means you could have all day to get ready for the date.

     Sure thing Ash, I’d love to do something tomorrow. I don’t really know what we could do though, but just let me know where you want to go and I’ll meet you there. xx

     Actually, I want it to be a surprise so I’ll pick you up around 3:45 or 4 and I’ll take you there. Wear something casual that you can move around in. Also make sure it’s appropriate for summer weather. xx

     Sure thing, I’ll be ready by then so you can pick me up. I can’t wait, see you tomorrow! x

     You sighed as you pulled out of her driveway and started on your way home. You smiled as you thought about all of the places Ashton could possibly be taking you.

Take A Hint

Anon asked: Hi, I wanted to drop by to send a request if it’s okay?, where the Power Rangers meet the green ranger, whos a girl obvs, and Zack, being him asks the reader what she’s looking for in a man, and reader (who is very very sassy) is like: “if he has a sister”. I don’t know how to continue it, maybe you can come up with something cool, thanks for taking your time reading this

I did ma best darling, and I left this a bit open-ended because….idk who y’all want to romance…so I’ll try to make this a budding sort of romance thing? I don’t even know anymore, I’m sorry

@jxsonscott @zacktxylor @themorphinggrid

Warning: This is shitty, budding romances, Zack being Zack ya know…and dumb lil Jason Scott

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Hiya everyone!

I’ve had a lot of time to write recently and I may or may not have written the next 5 chapters, so to keep these chapters coming out on a regular basis, I figured now was as good of a time as any to post chapter 5…A large portion of this chapter was initially part of my chapter 4 update, but I decided to split it up to prevent chapter 4 from being like 10,000 words lol. Luckily, I was able to get this chapter back down under my 3,000 words or less goal (I feel like that’s a decent length, but if you prefer longer chapters let me know and maybe I won’t be as strict on myself with that goal.)

So picking up where my last post left off, Rae is overwhelmed by her recent realization that Finn could be reciprocating some of her romantic feelings, so she reaches out to some of her most trusted friends for advice…but will they tell her what she is hoping to hear? This chapter is practically an exact depiction of how I handled this situation not that long ago (and yes, before you ask, I am that annoying when I’m texting friends while freaking out hahaha) and once again most of these texts came straight from the group chat with some of my long-distance friends…

I hope you enjoy this chapter and as always each and every one of you that read, like, reblog, send massages, etc. mean the world to me and help me get off my ass and keep writing regardless of whatever shittiness I’m going through in my life right now, so thank you! ❤️

Click here if you’d like to get caught up on the first 4 chapters! 😁

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MagicCon 2017 Experience + meeting Loo and Andrew

Sooo, since I’m back home again, I thought I’d quickly write everything down, otherwise I might forget something and I don’t want that lol

so if you want to read how it was meeting loo brealey and andrew scott, I’m putting it under the cut :) + pictures, because who doesn’t love pics lol

and if you only want to read the book story (so how loo reacted when I gave it to her) skip to sunday!!

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the way to my heart is through my stomach (byun baekhyun x reader)

“Please fucking work,” you muttered lifelessly, pouring your third and last plastic packet of seashell shaped macaroni into a metal pan. The first time, you were interrupted by Jongin and his cute dogs who made their usual rounds through the street of your apartment, leading you to spend fifteen minutes rushing down several flights of stairs, petting all three dogs until you were sweating and screaming while running back, only to come back to a pan full of squished up goop that only aliens would call food. Jongin should stop bringing his dogs around. You knew that you could never resist their cuteness (and their owner’s.)

The second time you put up some macaroni, Jongdae had called you over your phone to sing one of his god awful cheesy songs that he made up in bed.

“I love you like I love cheese fondueee, melt my heart like the same~”

“Jongdae, shut the fuck up. I’m trying to cook. I will fucking stab your ass with a fork.”

That didn’t stop him as he continued making your ears bleed until you ended up losing another pan of precious macaroni.

Now, you closely kept your eyes on the pan, ignoring your beeping phone firmly. You would get some fucking dinner today. Until last week, Kyungsoo, your absolutely adorable “apartment mate” cooked three meals for you, while also cleaning up after your ass. Recently though, after moving in with Jongin, his boyfriend, and his three dogs, Kyungsoo was no longer there for you to wake up to bread, nutella and coffee that only Kyungsoo could perfect, make you lunch which usually consisted of soft steamy rice, vegetables, and sometimes, noodles. He would later put you to sleep with some hot chocolate while you did your homework and finally finish everything with a dinner of western food that he had recently learnt how to make. Not to forget that one glass of milk he’d make you wash everything down with. You didn’t know what he put in it but whatever it was, it made you sleep like a baby. You sincerely hoped that it wasn’t sleeping pills. Soo could be morbid and even creepy sometimes. But, he was a blessing. You envied Jongin both for his boyfriend and his dogs. You had survived for a week on the leftovers from his grand feast that he’d cooked before leaving your useless ass to fend for yourself. Now, you had nothing but bread and tears to eat.

While being lost in your nostalgia about your past meals, you lost track of the pan infront of you. You scolded yourself, refocusing on the third pan you’d pulled out of the wooden cupboards which you had opened only once, when you initially moved in. You had no idea that you owned so many spoons. The sudden need to empty your bladder snapped your focus away from the pan and towards the bathroom’s direction. You chided your stupid ass to stay put and take care of the pan but the pressure in your abdomen won and suddenly, you were sitting on your latrine, texting Chanyeol about Jongdae’s songs.

Chanyeol, being the stupid puppy he is, sent you a truckload of memes just as you were washing your hands. Your best friends existed to fuck your already shitty life up. You spent half an hour laughing at the A grade memes he had sent you. Chanyeol’s meme harvest had been bountiful this week. And for the third time this evening, the smell of disappointment and regret, and of course, burning macaroni greeting your already roasted olfactory organs like one of the slaps you gave Jongdae for sending you a picture of his dick instead of sending it to his boyfriend Suho. Jongdae saves Suho’s number as “$addy” in his phone (you were just saying)

You ran for the third time, finally greeted with the same scene, thick black wisps of smoke rising from the third pan which had experienced nothing but love from Kyungsoo’s kind handling and caresses. You thought the pan was crying until you realized that the fire alarm of your apartment had gone off.

“SHIT!” you yelped, running into your living room and jumping on the sofa, twisting your leg in your heroic jump but managing to reset the damn device. You slipped down onto the cushions, wanting to rest but remembering the disastrous state of the kitchen.

You threw the kitchen balcony door open yet again, coughing from the smoke. As you dropped the pan on top of a mountain of other discarded dishes that had sacrificed themselves, you heard a very concerned voice calling out to you.

“Whoever it is trying to make macaroni, please stop trying. You’re killing us with your skills which don’t even include manslaughter.”

You wanted to laugh, whoever it was, they surely weren’t wrong.  

“Thank you, I’ll be stopping!” you called, out, choking at the last bits of smoke escaping into the dark sky.

“Oh dear, you sound hopeless, I have an idea,” they coughed.

“Sorry! What do you mean?”

“There’s this man who lives in #069 who’s a chef, maybe he’d be able to help you?” she offered.

The lady couldn’t hear you laughing your ass off over the smoke she was choking on.

You reluctantly took her advice and continued laughing your way down the corridor, finally stopping infront of a door which had “#69” labeled over it, along with a yellow square of paper, which seemed to be permanently stuck on there. It read “bring up the number and your family is going to have a funeral without a body.”

You tried to control your laughter as you rung the doorbell but failed miserably as the door finally opened and you ended up glancing at the number again by mistake. You snorted, slipping on the carpet, landing unceremoniously on the corridor floor, laughing as you looked up at the boy who was an ex-chef.

Shit, you swallowed your laughter as tingles spread through your starving stomach. They surely weren’t due to hunger. There infront of you was the guy you’d often spotted in the library of your college. He seemed to give zero fucks about “no music in the library” and listened to Girls’ Generation on repeat, mouthing the words to their songs as he scribbled down what you thought was math. His eyeliner was on point, irrespective of the timings of the day. Be it early in the morning or at 3 am, his eye makeup had put your plain face to shame, making you a tad bit insecure about your habit of never wearing makeup. You’d never gotten his name.

Right now, he wasn’t wearing any makeup as he looked down at you, wearing grey sweats and a black hoodie.

“It’s 11 pm, what would a cutie like you be doing over at the wolf’s den?” he asked you, eyes sparkling with mischief.

You got up, patting your bum and sighing, starting your sad story.

“So you see…the lady above me told me that you were a chef…”

“You’re the one who almost set the apartment on fire?”

“Uhh…yes,” you hung your head in embarrassment as the cute boy infront of you raised his eyebrows in faux suspicion.

“Oh my god,” he howled with laughter.

“The lady above you has been spitting curses at you like crazy! You must really suck at making macaroni! I could smell the burn from here!…get it? Get it?” he continued laughing, opening the door for your sorry ass to apparently come in. You halted, ears growing warm with shame, preparing to turn back and leave instead of having insults chucked at you by a very pretty boy whom you couldn’t refute. You didn’t even have a decent comeback for this.

You pouted, turning to leave when the boy’s hand shot out and made you stop.  

“Stop stop! I’m just fucking with you,” he gasped, pulling you inside his warm apartment with ease, shutting the door.

“Wish you were literally doing it though,” you muttered. He smirked, tongue swiping between his lips.

“The name’s Baekhyun, you can sit at the dining table while you admire my cooking skills,” he spoke with an air of cute superiority.

You offered your name and followed him into the kitchen, settling down into the cushiony seats.

“Oh, I’m not a chef, that lady is stupid. My dad was a cook. A real good one at that,” he had started pulling out random things from the kitchen drawers, whistling a tune that you were quite sure was from Girls’ Generation’s Lion heart.

“So who do you think is the hottest in SNSD? Probably Yuri.”

“Nah, I’m all about the voice, Taeyeon’s the girl. You probably like Hyoyeon,” he smiled at you, looking back at you for a reaction.

“How do you know?” you narrowed your eyes at him.

“Okay, your best friend could probably be mine too,” he chuckled; stirring a pot full of what you assumed was soup at its initial stage. Your mouth watered.

“Chanyeol?…wait….are you perhaps…his boyfriend? Chanyeol doesn’t have many people calling him his best friend…” you grinned. If his answer was a positive, you would surely have to ask Chanyeol how the fuck he landed up with such an exquisite creature, capable of perfecting eyeliner strokes so well. You’d be a tad bit disappointed too, Baekhyun was really sexy.

Baekhyun choked on the spoonful of soup he had tasted, rushing to the sink, running the water and coughing.

“WHAT?! NO FUCKING WAY!” he looked at you incredulously, wiping his mouth with his hoodie’s sleeve.

“Who does he like then?”

“He had this major crush on Jongin until last year, apparently, he’s into chicks now.”

“What about you?” you toed the line cautiously.

“I’ve got my eyes set on someone else, they’re amazing let me tell you…” he mumbled, getting back to his cooking.

“Oh, I see…” you breathed, disappointment joining hunger and now dead butterflies in your stomach.


An hour later, you’d forgotten all about Kyungsoo’s cooking. Baekhyun was a god in the kitchen.

You swore water has never tasted so good before. Baekhyun’s cooking was debatably better than Kyungsoo’s. He made Kimchi, noodles, and rice accompanied with soup.

You knew this chance wasn’t going to come by again so you shoveled three bowls of rice and noodles into your black hole like stomach.

“What’s the time?” you asked in between bites of rice.

“12:04, why do you ask?”

“Just checking to see if I could eat enough for breakfast tomorrow.”

“Oh, you could always come over,” he smiled.

That’s when you noticed that poor puppy hadn’t put a speck of food onto his plate.

“Uhh…are you starving for me?”

“Nah, I’m not hungry. I just really enjoy watching people eat, especially people that I like.”

You froze, swallowing your half chewed rice.

“Are you….what…I don’t even…”

“You should eat some more noodles,” he cleverly cut you off.


You finally finished off, having eaten enough for tomorrow too. Collapsing for a second on Baekhyun’s comfortable couch, you wished that Baekhyun was your roommate. You eventually fell asleep.


“I have chocolate, you want some?” Baekhyun offered, sitting down next to you.

He noticed your nodding head, you were off, probably dreaming about tomorrow’s dinner. He smiled, steadying your head over his shoulder instead of the back of the couch. He’d always spotted you taking the seat opposite his in the library, loving the way you’d stare at him curiously, most probably amazed at his eyeliner skills no doubt. Baekhyun personally loved people who ate well, and then there was you, a perfect match for someone like him.

He drifted off with you leaning on his shoulder.

When you both woke up in the most compromising position you’d ever find yourself at, Chanyeol was a dumb spectator (the asshole had made popcorn and was throwing them at your sleepy face while laughing his ass off)

This earned Chanyeol a hard punch on his fluffy tummy.

Chanyeol further told you that he always crashed at Baekhyun’s place because his food was the best at college (A very very close second to Kyungsoo’s. This caused some unavoidable “friction” between them.)

“Does that mean I can crash here whenever I want too?”

“Of course!” Baekhyun grinned.

“You didn’t approve of my request until I got you drunk Baek….you asshole….what the fuck is going on here?!”

“Shut up Chanyeol or you’re eating eggshells for breakfast.”

prompt: “I’m trying to make macaroni but I’ve burnt 3 pans and set off the fire alarm and I heard the lady above us say you were a chef please help” 

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slagginbitch  asked:

so... I kinda want ALL the numbers for Butterfly Bog... (how about u answer whatever numbers you get from other ppl and then whatever's leftover?)

Well I only got 9 for Butterfly Bog so

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

Marianne rocks it. Bog, who is too big for this world, is definitely too big for that Ferris Wheel seat and is pretty damn convinced he will topple out if his beloved girlfriend doesn’t cut that shit out.

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?


3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

Marianne, definitely. They’re both dirty minded, but they both also really enjoy it in a relaxing way, so kinda both and neither to that.

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Both of them.

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Marianne tells Bog to sleep on the couch but then she feels bad because Bog, who is too big for this world, is too big for the couch. It definitely speeds up their making up when she barely waits an hour before inviting him back to bed.

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

Marianne, definitely. Bog looks so young and at peace and it’s so rare that she has to capture it.

He has nooooo idea.

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

Marianne to the first one, Bog to the second.

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Marianne lives in Bog’s sweatshirts in the fall/winter.

9 is done.

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

This question is Bad and you should feel Bad.

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

Marianne. She’s a lil shit.

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Marianne will throw something in legitimate irritation, but then Bog retaliates and soon they’re getting way too invested in this war and laughing so hard they can’t remember why they had been bickering. 

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

They both have voices from the Gods, and someone is always singing something softly around the house - then the other one catches it and LOUDLY joins in. 

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Bog, Marianne, Bog, and Bog.

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

Neither. They gotta draw the ‘too sappy’ line somewhere.

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

Bog and Mari equally - and Marianne is the LOUDEST.

17) Who is more protective?

Bog. But it’s close. 

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

Both of them, it depends who is asleep first.

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

Bog drives, Mari navigates and points out weird roadside attractions and billboards.

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

Marianne is always at least half in Bog’s lap if they’re sitting next to each other, so yes she is the one who falls asleep there.

21) Who cuts the others hair?

Bog will cut Mari’s hair. 

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Bog tries.

(oh my god does he try)

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?


24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?


25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?


26) Who kissed first?

It was a mutual kiss of GREAT ENTHUSIASM.

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

Man, they both do both of these things. 

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?


29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

Both, but leaning more heavily toward Bog doing the dumb shit. 

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

Marianne is delighted to discover Bog wear contacts and finds Glasses!Bog to be both the cutest AND hottest thing on this earth.