this is so sappy it's gross

If you’d told Geoff a few months ago that he’d be sitting around his penthouse surrounded not only by his own crew but also all three members of the infamous Cerberus he’d never have believed it. Could neither imagine trusting those killers within his inner sanctum nor winning their favour so completely that they were prepared to trust him back.

It’s bizarre, seeing them here, now, looking like any dumb 20 year olds as they flop all over Geoff’s couches and steal his booze. Michael, Gavin and Jeremy are still made of sharp edges sure, still gravitate to one another, still sink into cold calculation when they’re on a job, but there’s no denying the way they’ve opened up. The way they come to the penthouse to socialise rather than simply to collect missions, will drink and laugh and mess around, the way they’ve more or less stopped waiting for Geoff to tightened a noose around their necks.

On any given day one might find Jeremy and Ryan talking shop about various weapons, enthusiastically joined by Michael from time to time though he’s just as likely to be with Jack comparing specs on their cars. For his part Geoff seems to have acquired a Gavin shaped shadow, nosey and overbearing but endearing in his determination to discover everything there is to know. What a ridiculous leap they’ve made since that first meeting.

It happens at an old warehouse, pretty standard for a first meeting where everyone’s on edge, out of the public eye and in reasonably neutral territory, dim and dingy enough to appeal to even the most ludicrous of overdramatic crooks.

And Cerberus are dramatic; dressed all in black as they slink out of the darkness, perfectly in sync and moving so quietly Geoff almost misses their arrival. Might have all together if he didn’t have Jack in his ear, calm and steady as she plays sentry out the front. Even the clothes Cerberus wear stink of intention, a blazer, a hoodie, a leather jacket; casual but sleek, nothing ratty or worn out but not fancy enough to make Geoff think they’re looking to impress him. They aren’t subtle, though, not with the way they’re all wearing that stylised snarling Cerberus emblem of theirs, printed on Jones’ jacket, the buckle of Dooley’s belt, hanging from Free’s neck. They clearly know what people say about them, what Geoff must think of them, and it seems they’re more than willing to drive their identity home.  

Understandable, really, considering their appearance doesn’t quite match the stories. Confident and openly armed, yes, standing before the infamous Ramsey without a hint of trepidation, but Geoff had expected them to be older. Taller. Maybe slightly less theatrical, though with a name like Cerberus really that was a bad call on Geoff’s part. Still, the most frightening thing about Cerberus was always going to be their reputation, the rumours of what they had done, what they would do, the level of utter depravity they joyfully excelled at.

For all their many talents Cerberus were best known for outlandish robberies, absurd property damage and disturbingly imaginative wet work; deadly, merciless, and utterly impossible to shake once they’ve got their sights set on something. Each of the three have their own talents, complementary and seamlessly overlapping when need be but distinct enough none the less. The Bostonite specialises in long range and trick shots while Jersey is bombs and heavy weapons, but everyone best knows the pair for their fists, born brawlers with fire in their blood. The Brit works in words, in deals and threats and silken promises and, when all else fails, the ruthless application of knives and poisons. With that in mind it’s little surprise when he’s the one who steps forward and catches Geoff’s eye, smirking as sharp and wicked as a razorblade, and speaks.

This was a risk, and Geoff knew it. He wanted to grow his crew, wanted the best of the best, but all too many would tell him this recruitment was doomed to fail from the start. Doomed to more than simple rejection, given how volatile and bloodthirsty his chosen recruits were known to be. Geoff wasn’t worried, exactly, he’d won over the Vagabond after all, everything else should be easy sailing, but he was certainly cautious. Anyone with half a brain is cautious, when it comes to Cerberus.

Everyone knows Cerberus are assholes. Cocky, obnoxious, outrageously antagonistic and generally unpredictable, the group has a pretty chequered reputation.  They’re a roving crew, running jobs wherever they fancy regardless of territories and it’s made them more than a few enemies, but they are efficient. Creative. The kind of vicious that kingpins covet like jewels, if only anyone could keep them. It’s their other key character flaw; apparently unshakably devoted to one another, more loyal to each other than most blood relatives, but iffy on any outside input, impulsive, defiant, bad with authority.

They’re a curious trio, a tiny gang with no aspirations of growing their numbers, no apparent interest in carving out a stationary home and absolutely no intention of bowing to anyone. Which will make Geoff’s proposition a difficult one, to be sure, though he hasn’t given up hope. Geoff’s nothing if not inescapably persuasive when properly motivated, and if all the rumours have done this group justice this is an opportunity he has no intention of missing out on. If for nothing else than because he doesn’t want to be in their sightlines when some other gang inevitably snaps them up.

Given the inherent risks of this particular endeavor Ryan was always going to insist on coming along as backup. Not that Geoff was going to complain, he always did like to have Ryan loom into view halfway through initial meet and greets, a little test to see how people reacted when faced with the walking nightmare that is the Vagabond.

Considering how they’d been treating the negotiations so far, definitely lacking some of Geoff’s experience but still loftily tag-teaming their way through a scathing dismissal, Geoff has Cerberus pegged for a standard flinch and rally, some shock or maybe a flash of fear before they pull it together with a sneering show of indifference. He couldn’t have been more wrong.

When Ryan appears, ghosting out of the dark unannounced in his full Vagabond glory two things happen in quick succession. First, clearly clocking the movement if not the identity of the interloper all three leap into action, Free stepping back without fanfare as Jones and Dooley jerk forward, guns drawn and aimed so quickly Geoff genuinely thinks he’s gone and gotten Ryan killed. Before he can even open his mouth to explain the weapons are lowered again, all three faces lighting up with recognition and as one they grin. Sharp and shark-like and anything but friendly, somehow looking even more dangerous than they had with guns drawn, radiating glee as Free leans forward again and purrs out an overly familiar Well hello Ryan. Which, no. Unacceptable. 

For a brief horrible moment Geoff thinks Ryan must’ve been stupid enough not to mention some prior history with the group before realising that this was, of course, simply a demonstration, Cerberus making a little power play of their own. It’s a good one too, considering how few knew the Vagabond’s name, fewer still who’d be brave enough to taunt him with it. Not that Ryan gives them any sort of satisfying reaction, far too professional to even flinch, simply inclining his head in an unfazed greeting.

Geoff holds back a sigh, knowing the moment they’re back home he’s in for a rant about kids these days. Or perhaps an entreatment about adoption, lord knows Ryan has always liked his pets dangerous. Not that the three before them were the type to be kept like that, nothing more clear than their outright refusal to ever again be beholden to anyone but each other.

Everyone knows Cerberus had a master, once. The one who shaped them, who named them. The one who’d called himself Hades with all the arrogance of a man made of money and power, who’d thought himself untouchable, his control absolute.  Cerberus were Hades’ most trusted minions, his favourite pets, and outside the ridiculous melodrama of it all the name was certainly fitting, the trio becoming so wholly interlaced, thinking and talking and fighting with such undeniable synergy, that they could almost be mistaken for three heads of the same body.

Distinctive as they were it wasn’t long before Cerberus’ reputation preceded them wherever they went. It was not a pleasant reputation, not when they were doing all of Hades’ dirty work, nothing deemed too terrible, too cruel, no order they wouldn’t follow to the letter. Hades’ was the kind of man who demanded nothing less, saw scruples as weakness and gave unforgivable orders meant to test his own people as much as punish his victims. The kind of man who’d thought his dogs dumb and docile until they tore out his throat. 

Hades was no small fish and the news of his downfall spread like wildfire, but with the only living witnesses staying silent everyone’s heard a different version of how that night played out. There are those who say Cerberus were traitors, the lowliest of deserters. They say Hades’ loved them, gave them all they could ask for and still their greed demanded more. Say Cerberus took Hades for all he’d give, then banded together to take the rest, dishonest, treacherous dogs biting the hand that fed them. They were the only ones who could have gotten beyond Hades’ impenetrable security to get at him, they were a large portion of his security, and between their skill and the man’s favour, his faith in their unwavering obedience, killing Hades must have been child’s play.

Others, though, have a darker version, one arguably more fitting with Hades, the rich, nasty piece of goods who dealt in anything from drugs to guns to flesh, knocking off anyone who stood in his way. In those accounts Cerberus were bound to Hades, all chained one way or another, as captive as their namesake. They say Jones was traded as payment for a debt, young enough to stay loyal even to those who didn’t deserve it, made loaded gun for Hades to point wherever he pleased, blood on his hands whether he wanted it or not. They say that Free was brought across oceans under false pretences, kept at Hades’ side against his will, that the sugared words he spun on command were laced with poison and his constant guards were keepers as much as they were protection. They say Dooley’s already shady contract as an underground cage-fighter was bought out under the table, added to Hades’ collection and made to swap bare fisted beat downs for loaded guns and bloody executions.

Some say the attack was just the final straw, the inevitable mutiny after years of disservice. Some believe there was one last insult, say Hades was selling his pets to the highest bidder, indentured servitude of trained killers for a tidy profit. Some think it was just impulsive, the three beaten so broken and vicious it was only a matter of time, lashing out as senseless and bloodthirsty as dangerous animals.

Whichever circumstances you believe the end result was the same. Everyone agrees that whatever went down that night it was brutal. Everyone knows Hades died slow, body taken away in pieces. No tears were shed for the man but his money was keenly missed, empire left to crumble as his killers made off with a fortune.

The three could have done anything at that point, could have gone their separate ways and dropped into wealthy anonymity, but they didn’t. They stuck together, as tightknit as they’d ever been, even kept the name Hades gave them. It was smart, playing off the reputation they’d already earned, letting the death of their master boost them into even greater notoriety, powerful, feared and free. A freedom they ran wild with, pulling jobs all over the country, following their every whim no matter who they upset in the process.

Geoff can feel Ryan’s stare boring into the side of his head, matched perfectly by Jack’s pointed silence pressing down on him over the coms, and yeah, Geoff knows alright. Geoff wants them too, can already see how untouchable his crew could be with the six of them working together. The three standing before him are so fucking young in so many ways that they make Geoff feel ancient, make him feel sad and cold and furious when he thinks about it too long, but he can’t deny the anticipation zinging through his blood when he pictures what they can do, what they will be. It doesn’t hurt that he can just as clearly imagine what a nightmare his life will be if he lets them slip away, knows Ryan and Jack will tell Lindsay, tell Trevor, get all of the support crew on his case. Knows they’d probably be right to, if he messes this up.

Because, sure, Cerberus are turning them down, showed up to this meeting purely to sneer at his offer, to dare him to try and force them, to ruin him if he thinks to use them. But they still turned up. Still curious enough to hear out the proposition, to meet with the infamous Geoff Ramsey, all bristling violence and wary eyes but here all the same. And honestly that’s all the motivation Geoff needs. He is the king of Los Santos, a former Rooster, the criminal mastermind extraordinaire, and these kids won’t know what hit them.

The Penthouse is as full and loud as it’s ever been, a cacophony of noise matched by an entirely unreasonable number of empty liquor bottles. Jeremy is sitting at the dining table with Matt and Trevor, the remains of a disastrously short lived attempt at monopoly pushed by the wayside as they huddle together and plot, shielding their notes and throwing Geoff increasingly guilty glances whenever he passes by. In front of the TV Lindsay and Jack sit on either side of Michael as the three scream smack talk at one another at the top of their lungs, death threats and personal attacks all fair game in the face of a Mario kart tournament. Then there’s Gavin and Ryan, who’ve been throwing knives at Geoff’s wall without a hint of remorse, game only called off when Gavin’s slurring giggles betrayed the way his vision had started to blur. Even when relegated to the couch Gavin’s still pulling an endless array of blades from thin air like fucking Houdini, Ryan laughing helplessly as he desperately snatches them away for safe keeping.

There are guns on the coffee table, scattered across the kitchen bench, tucked into the cookie jar. Someone’s left what is hopefully an unloaded grenade launcher propped against the wall in the bathroom. There are wads of cash stashed all over the living room, poker chips scattered everywhere in the wake of an upended card table. A nearly unrecognisably charred deck of Uno still smokes from a metal wastepaper bin and someone has definitely smuggled another stray cat into one of the spare bedrooms. 

Despite all that it’s still the fridge that always grabs Geoff’s attention, entirely covered with articles and headlines cut from every newspaper in Los Santos, a variety of different handwriting artfully editing and rebutting when need be, like a living history of crew shenanigans as seen by the press. The newest addition, stuck dead centre in pride of place, is a photo taken midway through a heist pulled only last week, headline packed with delightful alarm as it heralds the apparently permanent addition of three new members of the Fake AH Crew.

Platonic Sentence Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon forever ago! Sorry for taking so long! : ]
  • "I would punch someone for you."
  • "I set up a blanket fort in the living room."
  • "You made me a blanket fort?!"
  • "Do you mind if I cuddle up next to you?"
  • "I love a good cuddle. Come here!"
  • "Here, I brought you some comfort food."
  • "Do you want me to order some pizza or something gross for you to indulge in?"
  • "You'd tell me if I got fat, right?"
  • "Can you look at my eye and tell me if there's something wrong with it?"
  • "We can hug it out if you want."
  • "Your smile is contagious, you know."
  • "You weren't supposed to cut yourself. Here's a bandaid."
  • "Are you up to going out to eat?"
  • "I got up and made some coffee so you'd have some before you left. No thanks needed."
  • "Real talk, I support you and everything you do."
  • "Don't real talk. It makes me think you're getting too sappy."
  • "It's okay to cry. I'm here for you."
  • "You had a bit too much to drink last night, so I put you to bed before you got into trouble."
  • "If you're nervous, you can hold my hand."
  • "I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you."
  • "Oh, I'm sure you'd have someone else to support you. You're pretty great."

anonymous asked:

Question: does Keith ever actually agree to a cutesy nickname? Also, how quickly did Lance decide Keith needed one? I'm guessing, like, immediately, and when Keith hardcore refused to be called "babe", he just started being ridiculously gooey and gross with the nicknames because "I-actually-want-you-to-pick-one-because-I'm-sappy-and-romantic-that-way-and-also-this-embarrasses-you-which-is-now-one-of-my-top-priorities-in-life-so-honestly-it's-a-win-win" XDD

It took Lance and Keith about three weeks to settle into their status as “boyfriends.” 

After coming down from the high that was a romantic space ball, Lance found he had no clue how to be a boyfriend, and sort of floundered in awkwardness a lot, trying to hold hands but then changing his mind and doing things like pretending to pick lint off Keith’s jacket sleeve. 

Keith had moments of weird insult-compliments because he thought that maybe they shouldn’t fight anymore? So he’d start with, “Lance, you’ve gotta stop running your mouth … except, uh, it’s nice, sometimes, and I like looking at your lips saying stupid stuff?”

They got over this eventually, but Pidge and the others got so much amusement out of it that many inside jokes developed as a result. (“Hey Pidge, you know I love you ‘cause I’m constantly grooming your clothes!” “Aw, thanks, Hunk, I think you’ve got a funny face, but it’s nice to look at it!”)

There was some awkward maneuvering during meal times, too. (Do they sit together? Across from each other? “Okay, make up your minds, Lance, Keith, at this point you’re both just playing musical chairs.” “Bite me, Pidge.” “Insert obligatory innuendo about your boyfriend here.” “Wow, Keith is really red now — nice one!” “Hey, only I’m allowed to embarrass him like that!”). 

And, first kiss aside, there was a lot of: 

“Um, Keith, can I kiss you now? Is this a kissing moment?” 

“That was a pretty awesome shot you just made, so I think yes …” 

Also: “Keith, is there some kind of rule for making-out? Do we just agree together that this couch is a make-out spot?” 

“I don’t mind kissing you anywhere — I mean, anywhere on the Castle, not like, anywhere on your not yet at least, and Lance, stop freaking laughing and kiss me, you asshole.”

Not to mention they had to figure out where their boundaries were during super-important-Voltron-missions-and-meetings, as well as when they were just hanging out with the others during casual-nobody-is-trying-to-kill-us times.

Eventually, they both became at ease with certain levels of PDA, and they learn how to read each other’s wordless cues, and talk about other things that are important, like the how and when of personal space, how much time to spend in each other’s rooms, etc.

So, almost a month has gone by at this point, and Lance is comfortable and content, and just has to call his boyfriend something other than “Keith” or “Red.” But when he lets “babe” slip out, Keith immediately says, “Uh, no. Never say that to me again.” 

Lance took that as a challenge, and started tossing increasingly terrible names at him randomly and with much eyebrow waggling. Keith got annoyed, but he never took Lance aside to seriously ask him to stop, so Lance kept right on embarrassing him (and the others, secondhand), for about two weeks. 

And yes, romance was fifty percent of his enjoyment, but blushing Keith was absolutely the other fifty percent of his motivation — even if half of these blushes were less I’m-so-embarrassed, and more next-time-we-spar-I’m-going-to-kick-your-ass.

During their pirate encounter, Lance lets “querido” slip out — partially deliberate, partially a natural fall back into his native language, but as soon as he says it, Keith has a very visceral reaction, and that is it

Lance uses querido and cariño all the time. After they’ve been dating for even longer, mi amor slips in too. And maybe, further down the road, mi vida comes into play.

Point being, Lance cannot believe he’d neglected to use Spanish with Keith, especially considering that words of affection were the first he’d learned, since they’d been said to him by his parents and older siblings since he was a baby. He starts speaking Spanish not only with Hunk, but with Keith now as well, and it’s fun to whisper things into Keith’s ear, watching him turn pink, even when all he’s saying is, “Querido, next time you use my face cream without asking first, I’m going to flush your fingerless gloves down the toilet.”

And holy crap, I’m sorry! What a freaking roundabout way to answer your question. *sweats* Sometimes my brain does stuff without my permission. Damn. You’re awesome for asking stuff, and I’m sorry for being so damn long-winded! *hugs*

You can’t tell me that Pre-Kerberos Shiro and Keith didn’t do sappy dumb embarrassing stuff when they go on dates. LOOK. AT. THEM. Friggin matching shirts. How gross can you guys get? Even Zarkon can see that blush of yours Shiro. Keep it together. They’re so cute I can’t stop drawing them. OTL

Redbubble Shop

I’ve read so many poems,
Written by broken-hearted lovers.
“you are a stranger to me now”
write the aching hearts.
                                           but it’s been an entire year since I had to leave you,
                                                       and if anything, i know you even better now.
                                               they say those who leave you become strangers,
                                          but i remember your eyes like I saw them yesterday.

anonymous asked:

Hey there :) I really like your opinions and wanted to ask what do you think how much of dans depressive "branding" is him being relatable and how much is his true self?

oooooohhh thank you so much for the question anon, and thanks also for saying that you like my opinions, that really really means a lot :) this is actually sort of difficult to answer hahah but i’ll do my best with it!!! i’ll start w a pretty enormous caveat that everything i could ever say on this topic is just me speculating and not a firm statement about who dan howell is/what his experiences are. i don’t know him in real life, therefore nothing i say is based in reality, but rather is pieced together from the aspects of himself and his life that dan has chosen to share with us. probably a general qualification applicable to everything dnp-related, and an essential part of being a fan of real people, but important to explicitly state nonetheless.

that being said, there are a lot of things we can probably accurately conclude about dan based on the way he reacts to certain situations and the way that he approaches people/problems. i wrote an entire fucking essay … bc it’s me … idk how to be concise… so i put it under the break. but, on the most general level i think that the dark and cynical ~thing~ that dan has going on is branding in that it is an exaggerated part of his real personality but ultimately it is based in truth. but more specifically:

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  • Will You Marry Me? | Phil can’t seem to find Dan’s engagement ring, but he really wanted to propose tonight. Based on this art (x) | Phan | Teen and Up | Fluff | 1,347 Words 
  • Teaching Phil to Enjoy Sex | Dan and Phil have been dating for 6 months, but they haven’t gone much further than making out, as Phil’s a virgin. Despite Dan’s sexual frustration, its Phil who eventually grows frustrated at their lack of sex life.Deciding to take matters into his own hands to get over his fears, Phil tries to force them into getting over this hump in their relationship using a butt plug. Things go horribly wrong –or horribly right? |Phan | Mature | Smut, Blow Jobs, Mutual Masturbation, Misuse of a Butt Plug | 7,154 Words 
  • Mon Cœur S'ouvre à Ta Voix | It’s taken Dan a year to work up the courage to really discover why he keeps slipping into something he doesn’t fully understand, but now that he’s discovered that he’s not alone, he’s ready to find a solution, even if that does mean accepting a Dom into his life. Thank God Phil is there to save him when things seem like they’re about to go wrong. |Includes petplay, rimming, praise!kink, suggested attempted!rape but no full attempts, hyperventilating&minor panic attacks, implied aftercare. | Phan | Mature | 15,115 Words 
  • Paperback Writer | Phil Lester’s novel is still riddled with errors and mistakes, but he hates the whole editing process because it results in nothing more than re-written scenes and a bad taste in his mouth, because he’s never quite satisfied with what he’s written. And then he meets Dan, the cute guy at the coffee shop who makes sure Phil knows he could help him edit his novel. | Phan | Gen | 2,570 Words 
  • Café Latte | Coffee Shop AU. Phil’s always been that awkward boy who never quite belonged, and when he runs off to University, that doesn’t really change; he’s still that weird boy who continuously finds himself being bullied, even as the barista behind the counter. Until Dan comes along. | Phan | Gen | Pre-slash | 3,453 Words 
  • Safe | Phil is Dan’s Dom, and while they both know a scene doesn’t always go to plan, it still hurts them both when Dan has to use their safe word. After care fic. | BDSM, bondage, praise kink, marks, self-sucking, discomfort, safe word use, aftercare | Phan | Mature | 3,175 
  • Gamos | Phil manages to get himself cursed by the God’s again, but this time he won’t tell Dan what he did wrong, and Dan’s left to figure it out for himself. Modern Day Greek Gods AU | Phan | Teen | Humor, Misunderstandings, Assumed cheating but not actually, Proposal fic | 3,334 Words 
  • Hidden Behind Straightened Hair | The fives times Dan’s hair was used as a joke to hide his insecurity about his sexuality, and the one time it wasn’t. | Phan | PG-13 | Homophobia, Bi-Erasure, 2012 Scenario’s, Curly hair/Straight jokes | 5,304 Words


  • 30 Days of Phan Drabbles | 30 Days of Phan Drabbles as requested by you! | Phan | Mature | 21,549 Words (Complete)
  • 15 Days of New Year’s Drabbles | 15 Days of Phan Drabbles celebrating the New Year as requested by you! | Phan | Mature | 12,100 Words Complete
  • *Accidentally on Purpose Falling For You (1) (2) (Bonus) | After being set up on a blind date neither boy was prepared for, Dan and Phil come up with a plan to get back at their friends; Pretend to date, and then have the ugliest break up imaginable. The problem? They hadn’t expected to fall for each other. | Phan | Mature | Co-Written With notanannoyingfangirl​ | 11,409 Words (Complete)
  • 2009x2015 Phan | A series of interactions between 2009!Phil and 2015!Dan, and 2009!Dan and 2015!Phil. Probably going to result in some smut, and have a very loose plot. | Phan | Mature | Pre-smut, Smut, Teasing, Flirting | 7,398 Words Currently (incomplete)
  • *Notifications (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (Playlist) | Indie movie actor, Phil Lester hadn’t meant to get under Dan Howell’s skin. In fact, they both could never have even dreamed of meeting each other. So when a shitstorm erupts over twitter claiming that they’re a couple (who knows how that rumor started) and their agents desire to take advantage of the attention to launch a movie featuring the two of them… well they could both be happier. | Phan | Mature | Co-Written With notanannoyingfangirl |  Words 31,240 (Complete)
  • Immunity (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) Phanart | It’s late 2015, and the world has succumbed to a virus that’s managed to wipe out the majority of the worlds population. Few have survived, and those who have, are either immune, or in danger of contracting the disease at any moment. When a vaccine is created, hope is restored, and Dan Howell desperately tries to get his sick friend Chris Kendall to help before it’s too late. Phil Lester, who wants nothing more than to be left alone, is dragged along for the ride, forced to journey back to Manchester despite the demons that plague his mind. However, something nefarious is going on in Manchester. Will they be able to stop it in time? | Phan | Teen and Up | Co-Written with notanannoyingfangirl​ | Character Death, Violence, Suicidal Thoughts | 20,997 Words (Complete)
  • To Forget About the Stupid Little Things (TFASLT) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) | After Phil Lester is in an accident leading to the loss of his every memory of Dan - and just how badly they’ve ruined each other over the years - the two of them work to find out just who they are to each other. But is history doomed to repeat itself, or can Phil fix where he went wrong in the first place, even if he doesn’t remember it?  | Phan | Mature | Co-Written with notanannoyingfangirl | Words: 28,361 (Complete)
  • The People We Meet at the End of the World (1) (2) |  The year is 1934, and the Great Depression is in full swing. Seven years previously, Phil Lester’s family had come to America hoping to find their fortune; what they found instead was much worse. Forced to ride the rails in search of work, Phil meets up with Dan Howell. The two brits are alone in a foreign country, separated from their families after they lost their life savings in the stock market crash. Together, they decide to find work out west - but the west has problems of its own. The dust storms are raging, and every day has become a desperate struggle for survival. | Phan | Mature | Co-Written with @notanannoyingfangirl | Major Character Death, First time sex, heavy angst | Words: 19,116 (Complete)
  • The Rumor Mill (1) (2) |  Dan Howell was a nobody, invisible, until a rumor starts that he lost his virginity… to a guy. It doesn’t take long for Dan to climb the social ladder and suddenly people who didn’t even know he existed want to be his friend. But the rumors are getting out of control, and it doesn’t take long for the lies to grow to unmanageable sizes. Dan’s fall from grace is far from pretty and comes all too soon. The only person who’s not quite convinced by Dan’s school slut act is Phil Lester, the guy Dan’s liked since he was ten, and who he’s been assigned to work with on the Scarlet Letter project for their English Lit class. | Phan | Teen and Up | Co-Written with @notanannoyingfangirl | Mentions of characters who don’t ask for consent (youtuber: Craig Dillion), Use of the word Slut/Whore as a slur | Words: 17,881 (Complete)
  • *Brick by Brick (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (Timestamps/Playlist/Extras) | No one said having an unmated Alpha and an unmated Omega living under the same roof was going to be easy, but add in a mess of feelings and desire, and things go from bad to worse. When Phil Lester asked his best friend, Dan Howell, to move in with him, he thought he could ignore his feelings and refrain from submitting, but with an oblivious Dan scenting him every other day, he decides he has to put a stop to it. Jealousy and misunderstandings collide to throw their lives into chaos, forcing both men to reconsider their relationship. Will they ever get their happy ending, or will prevalent sexism force them apart? | Phan | Mature | Cheating (but not really), Smut (Blowjobs, Rimming, Spanking, Sex, Cum Eating, Role Reversal), Attempted Rape (warned in chapter) | 245,373 Words (Complete)
  • *Let Me Be Your Call Boy (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) | After coming out as gay to his friends on his birthday, the last thing Dan is expecting is to be gifted a call boy as a present, let alone one that’s been paid for for the entire night. Allowing Phil to show him the ropes is his first mistake, paying him to come back every week is his second, and using him to convince his parents he really is gay is his third. As a successful lawyer, the money isn’t the problem - falling in love is. | Phan | Mature | Smut (blowjobs, fingering, rimming, edging, intercourse), Sex Addiction, Prostitution (and discussions of all the risks that come with it), Escort Business, Mentions of Eating Disorders, Near-Rape and Semi-Violence, but nothing explicit. Fake Relationships. Warnings at the beginnings of each chapter | 252,000 Words (Complete)
  • The Tiny Dany Chronicles
    • Tied and Pinned | Inspired by @fire-side-treats tiny!Dan comics; Days after waking up tiny-fied, Dan realizes just how bored he’s been since he woke up 8cm tall, and decides if there’s nothing else he can do, making Phil get him off is the next best thing. | Phan | Mature | Microphilia, Dom!Phil, Tickle!Play, Toys, Praise Kink | 3,548 Words 
    • Pretty Bunny | Inspired by @fire-side-treats tiny!dan comics; Being tiny means being bored and doing a lot of online shopping. Dan’s started finding a lot of interesting items to put to use, including tiny dildos, tiny penetrable’s…and even a tiny phone charm with a puff ball end. | Phan | Mature | Microphilia, Dom!Phil, Pet!Play, minor Breeding kink, Toys, Dirty Talk | 1,686 Words
    • Control | Inspired by @fire-side-treats tiny!dan comics; The hardest part about being tiny is not being able to properly pleasure your partner, something that’s been bothering Dan for days, but Phil’s got an idea. | Phan | Mature | Microphilia, Bottom!Phil, Toys, Vibrator, Dirty Talk, Begging| 1,512 Words
    • Dan’s Bed | Inspired by @fire-side-treats tiny!dan comics; Online shopping has become a sort-of hobby for Dan, and while Phil has enjoyed most of Dan’s purchases so far, he’s not so sure he’s okay with the tiny BDSM bed Dan has found with handcuffs and floggers adorning the sides. | Phan | Mature | Microphilia, Dom!Phil, Bondage, Flogging, Gag’s, Blindfolds, Degradation, slight Sub Space| 2,160 Words
  • A Familiar Kind Of Love (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) |  Born in a world full of magic, Dan spends his days running an apothecary and curing the sick. Potions and antidotes are his only friends, and he lives a happy life of quiet solitude - until a familiar he never wanted takes it all away. Forced to make a decision that’s life or death for one of them, Dan and Phil have to learn to co-exist together, entering a journey of self-discovery… and a familiar kind of love. Ace/Aro | Phan | PG-13 | inaccurate herbology/plant & medicine stuff, self-esteem issues & confused hierarchy systems between familiars & witches (that does get resolved), threatened non-con (later, warned in chapter, and non-explicit), explicit discussions of nudity/sexual content but no actual smut, light experiences of ace/aro discrimination & feelings of discomfort/dysphoria during self-discovery, swearing | 205,000 Words (Complete)
  • *The Summer (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) (26) (27) (28) (29) (30) | Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life. | Phan | Mature | Smut, Misunderstandings, Insecurity, Panic Attacks, Bullying, Minor Violence, Physical Fight. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter | 300,000+ Words (Updates Wednesday)
  • Steal My Heart (steal my whole life too) | Captain of the Royal Guard and Prince of Morellia, Philip Lester has never been given the chance to find love. Instead, he’s run from a system that works to end class differences and improve equality for its citizens. Happy as he is to make the world a better place, Phil can’t help feeling bitter towards his ancestors for making it impossible for him to find someone who will actually love him for more than just his title, and strives instead for a life of justice and doing good - only to meet his match in the King of Thieves, a man who will change everything he once thought he knew in life. Together, they must depart on a quest to save the kingdom, and, in the process, destroy their differences and find their own form of love. | Phan | PG-13 | fantasy AU, Prince!Phil, Thief!Dan, romance, enemies to lovers, angst and fluff, slow burn (like serious slow burn), some violence, mentions of death (no main characters), dark magic, descriptions of wounds/blood, some hints of sexual scenes (but no actual smut), murder, dangerous situations, stealing/thievery | 240,000+ (Updates Sundays)


  • *Kiss - Dan and Phil’s First Kiss. | Fluff
  • Cute - Something cute Phil finds about Dan. | Fluff
  • Confess - Phil confessing to Dan. | Fluff
  • *Guardian - Phil swearing to keep Dan safe. | Hurt/Comfort
  • Stop (Jealousy) - Phil calming Dan down from Jealousy. | Sexual Implications
  • Push - Dan pushing Phil up against a wall and kissing him. | Sexual Implications
  • Stop (Anger) - Dan calming Phil down from anger. | Hurt/Comfort, Blood
  • Realize - Dan realizing he has feelings for Phil. | Fluff
  • Mourn - Dan mourning the death of Phil. | Angst, Major Character Death
  • Push + Roam - Phil pushing Dan up against a wall + Phil touching Dan everywhere. | Smut
  • *Laugh - Dan thinking about Phil’s laugh. | Fluff
  • *I was Challenged - Sleep (Dan watching Phil sleep), Tickle (Dan finding out Phil is ticklish), Realize (Dan realizing his feelings), Hold (Dan wanting to hold Phil) | Fluff
  • Cute - Something Dan finds cute about Phil. | Fluff
  • Another Challenge - Realize (Phil realizing his feelings), Guardian (Phil promising to protect Dan), Confess (Phil confessing to Dan), Kiss (First kiss), Mourn (Phil mourning Dan’s death) | Angst, Major Character Death
  • Challenge Three - Cute (Something Phil finds cute about Dan), Peace (Dan and Phil spending a quiet moment together), Tickle (Phil finding out Dan is ticklish) | Fluff, 2009!Phan
  • Challenge Four - Hush (Dan comforting Phil through his grief), Peace (Dan and Phil spending a quiet moment together), Realize (Dan realizing his feelings for Phil), Confess (Dan confessing to Phil), Kiss (Dan and Phil’s first kiss) | Hurt/Comfort
  • 12 - Things You Said When You Thought I Was Asleep (or the one where Dan proposes while Phil pretends to be asleep) | Fluff
  • 11 - Things You Said When You Were Drunk (Or the one where Dan comes home drunk and confesses to Phil) | Drunk, Fluff
  • *2&17 - Things You Said Through Your Teeth & Things You Said That I Wish You Hadn’t (Or the one where Dan and Phil have been fighting too often lately, and they both say things they regret) | Implied Mentions of Suicidal Thoughts, Angst
  • *16 - Things You Said With No Space Between Us (Or the one where Dan says I love you after their first time in 2009, and they have gentle sex) | 2009 Phan, Slight Smut, Fluff
  • 8&9 - Things You Said When You Were Crying & Things You Said When I Was Crying (Or the one where Dan and Phil cry at their own wedding while they deliver their own personalized vows) | Fluff
  • 21 - Things You Said [To Someone Else] (Or, the one where Dan’s parents are homophobic and don’t approve his job or boyfriend, and Phil intercepts their hateful phone calls to tell them off) | Homphobic Parents, Hurt/Comfort
  • 14&22 - Things You Said After You Kissed Me & Things You Said After It Was Over (Or the one where Dan and Phil are fuck buddies, but Dan insists he’s not gay, while Phil wishes they could be more) | Angst
  • 19&10 - Things You Said When We Were The Happiest We Ever Were & Things You Said That Made Me Feel Like Shit (Or the one where Phil wants to end their relationship after the book comes out because he wants children and Dan technically can’t give him that) | Angst
  • 21&3 - Things You Said When We Were on Top of the World & Things You Said Too Quietly (Or the one where Dan and Phil are super excited about their book, and Phil wishes he was romantically involved with Dan) | Angst
  • 9 - Things You Said When I Was Crying (Or the one where Phil distracts Dan with a board game) | Hurt/Comfort, Fluff
  • 6 - Things You Said Under the Stars and In the Grass (Or the one where Phil and Dan are teenagers, having a romantic star gazing night behind Phil’s house) | Fluff
  • 1&13 - Things You Said At 1am & Things You Said At the Kitchen Table (Or the one where Phil fucks Dan on the kitchen table) | Fluffy Smut
  • 7&18 - Things You Said When We Were Driving and Things You Said When You Were Scared (Or the one where Dan and Phil nearly get in a car accident) | Near Death Experience
  • 1&7 - Things You Said At 1am and Things You Said When We Were Driving (Or the one where Dan and Phil are fighting in the car at 1 am, and they get in a car crash) | Angst, Implied Major Character Death, Homphobic Parents
  • *20&23 - Things You Said That I Wasn’t Meant To Hear & Things You Said [That Made Me Feel Real] (or the one where Dan overhears Phil talking on the phone about how much Dan means to him) | 2009!Phan, Fluff
  • 23&23 - Things You Said [When You Were Angry] &Things You Said [When You Were Sorry] (Or the one where Dan blows on up on Phil due to stress, and apologizes with cuddles) | Hurt/Comfort
  • 5 - Things You Didn’t Say At All (Or, the one where Phil can’t tell Dan he loves him, and he fears that one day, he’ll lose him) | Angst
  • 15&1 - Things You Said With Too Many Miles Between Us & Things You Said At 1am (Or the one where Phil comforts Dan with plans for their future, living together) | 2009!Phan, Hurt/Comfort

sound-wxve  asked:

it's me again lmao. again, i'm asking about head canons because i like doing that (oops?) anyway, do you think any of the guys (bokuakakurotsukki) have guilty pleasures that they dont tell each other? weird hobbies, strange fave shows, etc? yeah this question is weird haha

oh hell yes, here we go:

  • Tsukishima is a slut for maraschino cherries. Like oh, just bought a jar? Yep, that shit is gone. You even thought about buying a jar? Metaphorically, that’s gone too 
  • Kuroo is absolutely obsessed with Rupauls Drag Race. He can tell you exactly who threw shade at who and who’s definitely gonna win and he can tell you all his favorite drag queens and their entire backstory
    • He will sing “your makeup is terrible” and “glamazon” if asked
    • He actually gets Bokuto into the show too
  • Akaashi will pretend to hate pet names, but everyone knows he loves it 
    • babe, honey, sweetie, goregoeous- s-shut up! 
  • You can tell exactly where Bokuto has been, because there will be at least four cans of diet coke in his place
  • Kuroo is always moving; tapping his pen, bouncing his leg, drumming his fingers against the table, and it drives Tsukishima absolutely bonkers
  • The biggest weeb of them all is Bokuto
    • once the other three find out, they  pretend to be more into anime than he is, so he doesn’t feel weird at conventions
  • If you introduce Tsukishima to a show, he will bingewatch it in 48 hours or less, and drag Akaashi into the binge-watching hell with him
  • Kuroo writes in a journal  that he keeps hidden between the mattress pads on their bed
  • They go to art shows almost every weekend, because Akaashi loves them so much
  • Bokuto owns a bunch of cute plushies that he keeps hidden in the closet 
  • Tsukishima critiques every book under the sun, but is secretly a fan of gross, sappy romance novels
  • Kuroo collects pez dispensers
    • it started out small; he just kept a small bin beneath his bed of ones he likes
    • but soon bokuto, akaashi, and tsukki would see them in stores, and think of kuroo-  and they all fell way too deep into collecting pez dispensers
    • now they have like four buckets that they don’t know what to do with
  • Tsukishima owns an old polaroid camera, and its his favorite thing ever
    • they have a tackboard full of silly polaroid pictures they’ve taken together

i got headcanons for days, man, stop me 

thanks for the ask!! 


I decorated my grad cap, as if anyone’s surprised. 

I know everyone and their mother puts TARDISes on their caps but like, Doctor Who really means something to me. This dumb show got me a job, it introduced me to so many people whom I feel incredibly fortunate to know both as friends and in the professional sphere, and it gave me a place where I felt like I belonged (at least back in 2011 before the fandom went to shit haha heyo am i right). 

So uh, thank you Doctor Who for getting me through college and helping me into my future. Here’s to the next 50 years.

  • Dan: Phil, you have to check this ou- Phil? Are you okay?
  • Phil: I just read the cherry fic
  • Dan: Oh, Phil. Come here
  • *Dan brings Phil into a hug*
  • Phil: It's so terrible
  • Dan: Yeah, it is kinda gross
  • Phil: No, that's not why it's terrible
  • *Phil pulls his head off Dans shoulder and looks into the brown eyes he admires so much*
  • Phil: It's not the gore that scares me, it's the thought of that ever happening to you
  • ~~~~~~~
  • I get sappy when I'm bored, okay? *crawls into ball and hides*

anonymous asked:

Do phan for the ship thing 😊

  • who’s the cuddler: pHIL WTF HE LITERALLY SAID IT IN A LIVESHOW IM SO :((((
  • who makes the bed: dan bc he is tidy af and he aLWAYS want his/their room clean
  • who wakes up first: phil bc he has some sense and doesn’t stay up until 4am wtf
  • who has the weird taste in music: we all know this is dan
  • who is more protective: dan af like hello phil lester defence squad leader??? no but since phil receives a lot of hat kind of because Dan he is suuuuper protective.
  • who sings in the shower: i feel as if they both do kind of but dan 100% he is always humming its annoying 
  • who cries during movies: dan without doubt because he is a really sensitive and emotional person :(((
  • who spends the most while out shopping: phil because he buys all of this ridiculous and unnecessary crap that they don’t need at all whilst dan only buys  he really deserves/wants/needs
  • who kisses more roughly: phil !!!!!
  • who is more dominate: this is 100% because as I have said before Dan is a very submissive person whilst Phil is like daddy af/leader u feel.
  • gets jealous the most: dan because he is as said befor emore protective, thus gets jealous more often.
  • one headcanon I have: they are sappy as hell and they do all of these cheesy and romantic crap that would make u cringer for hours though they would never ever admit it.
  • nicknames: obviously daniel & philip. But I also have a feeling they say like Phil Howell/Dan Lester sometimes because they are gross and super married :(((

my rating of the ship from 1-10: -9 (jk im so fra up their asses its like 19)

send me ships :-)))

Storm and Sea

Pairing: Ken/Reader

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: real-life!AU, penetrative sex, oral sex, recreational alcohol use, adult language, enough sweet fluff to give you hyperglycemia, cheesy romance

Wordcount: 4641

Request: Ken/Reader fluff

Notes: Don’t listen to me when I say I don’t have a romantic bone in my body because its a gross lie tbh…actually i’m not very romantic for myself but boy do i LOVE writing the cheesy romance! And this is exactly it, super sappy gross fluff just in time for V-day. I made this one AU because why the f*ck not, Jaehwan is a marine-biology student, but still his dorky self no worries. I hope y’all like it ^3^ xoxo

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hey guys so i finally reached my birthday goal and there’s still exactly a month left until my birthday! so thank you to everyone who’s helped get me here i appreciate it so much! so here’s my lil follow forever to thank you nerds

first off i just wanna thank lordrhysands for the amazing and freaking adorable graphic! i love it so much so thank you!

also special shoutout to my best friend on here and very first tumblr friend bellamyisinlovewithclarke you’re the hufflepuff to my slytherin and a huge nerd. everyone should go follow this canadian french-speaking nerd! (especially since she accidentally deleted her blog…so..go follow her)

aight so mutuals will be bolded and favs will be italicized 


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There’s a Carmilla-shaped branch in my eye

Wow, so this is it huh? The last ever pre-season sappy post of grossness that I will ever write…

A little over 2 years ago I was at a loose end one night and decided “hey, lets watch that Carmilla thing.” Well, that was a decision and a half. 

Fast forward to now and I’m sitting here getting ready to see in its final season, and a lot has happened in that time because of this tiny webseries that could.

I’ve watched this fandom grow from a tiny little cluster on the edge of the interwebs to the sprawling monster of a community it has become; seen the series get its first big breaks in the media; yelled like a crazy person when it got its first ever slot at a convention; and of course been as emosh as hell with the rest of you during all its big moments.

I’ve been had the chance to give a little back and work with Smokebomb; I’ve hopped on a plane and jetted off to Toronto for two weeks completely on my own for shits and giggles; I’ve ended up working on yet another Canadian webseries (lookin’ at you @a4oseries); I’ve found a lot more direction.

I’ve met the most incredible people, people who would never have been in my life without this and who I can no longer imagine not being in it; I’ve been lucky enough to get to know some of the cast and crew, some of whom I’m hella grateful to call my friends; I’ve had something to turn to when shit hit the fan in that story called life.

I’ve read all your stories about what Carmilla has done for you, how it’s helped you out when you’ve been depressed, when you’ve been struggling with your sexuality or your gender or hell just with life in general. 

I’ve read over and over again how important this series is to so fucking many people because this is the kind of thing we need. Our stories. One way or another these characters are us and they are not defined by their sexuality or their gender. 

They’re us and they have adventures and stories and sometimes the girl does get the girl, and screw anyone who’s ever made us feel like we’re not important enough to have our stories told.

And OK maybe I don’t want to live in a world where the Dean of my University feeds people to a fish-monster every 20 years, but I sure as fuck want to live in a world where people stop making such a big deal about how someone defines themselves or who they fall in love with. And every time something like Carmilla comes along it helps to make another little chink in the armour of society's ‘norms’. As easy as it is to say “hey it’s just a show”, its 100% more than that. 

So here we go, two years later and it’s become, for all of those reasons and for the crazy hours I’ve put into it, an enormous part of my life. I am proud as hell of this ‘little’ webseries for everything it’s done and continues to do and I will be incredibly sad to see it go.

But in the words of another famous leather-wearing, vampire ball of emotions: 

“I wanna see how it ends”


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