this is so random i can't even

a list of characters deemed more important than finn, one of the main characters of the franchise:

  • porgs
  • nameless first order dudes
  • a character we havent even met yet
  • random stormtroopers
  • a character that maybe had ten lines in tfa
  • dirt, probably
  • background characters y’all have created entire backstories for
  • hux’s big toe
  • Hugo: Hey, Mat?
  • Mat: What?
  • Hugo: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Mat: What is it, Hugo?
  • Hugo: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
  • Mat: Yeah...
  • Hugo: Because I have to, uh, go out of town for one weekend.
  • Mat: Yeah.
  • Hugo: This month.
  • [Mat giggles]
  • Hugo: And so I was, like, I won't give specific dates, but I was like, "Do you have a preference if I go this weekend or the next weekend?"
  • Mat: Mm-hm.
  • Hugo: Your response.
  • [Both laugh]
  • Hugo: At 9:30 in the morning... "Mother fuckin' Jesse Eisenberg Jesus chRIST FUCK DUDE MOTHER Fuckin' Facebook movie bulLSHIT JESUS CAN YOU FUCKIN' BELIEVE THIS SHIT".
  • [Mat laughs]
  • Hugo: No punctuation. Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • [Mat laughs]
  • Hugo: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you. "GOD DAMN CREATED FACEBOOK AND FUCKING LAWYERS AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKIN' WINKLEVOSS TWINS GOD DAMN ROWING THE BOAT FUCK YO SHIT I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK I JUST WATCHED THIS SHIT FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN".
  • [Mat is dying with laughter]
  • Hugo: I say, "Mat, you're scaring me."
  • Hugo: An hour passes. You respond, "MOTHER FUCKIN SPIDER-MAN YOU PUT IN THE TIME FUCK PUT IN THE TIME MOTHER FUCKIN BUILT SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKIN BEST FRIEND SHIT JESSE EISENBERG I'm very tired".
  • Hugo: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll... I'll do most of the talking at the PTA meeting today."
  • Hugo: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE. I'M TALKING, LIKE FIVE SECONDS LATER. "NO MAN I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE FUCKING FACEBOOK MOVIE FUCK DUDE I JUST WATCHED IT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN HE FUCKED OVER SPIDER-MAN CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING TRENT RESIN OAR DID THE SOUNDTRACK FUCK THIS GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE DIE I CAN'T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK".
  • [Mat is physically wheezing from laughing]
  • Hugo: And then in all capital letters. Two hours later.
  • Hugo: "MARK ZUCKERBERG".
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Not enough time to do a proper display to show off my Slytherin pride, so some green here and there will have to do 💚. What do you think of my To Do List? I have 53 hours to do it all, achievable?

By the way… if I start my 100 Days of Productivity so that the last day fits in with my exams then it means I’ll have to start it on a Tuesday, which will drive my OCD crazy. But if I start it on Monday, I’ll be out of sync with exams! First world problems much… Any advice?

  • SHERLOCK: Romantic entanglement, while fulfilling for other people ...
  • JOHN (interrupting): ... would complete you as a human being.
  • SHERLOCK: That doesn’t even mean anything.
  • -
  • Well, that makes sense to me. John literally COMPLETES Sherlock's sentence and these are the exact words "Romantic entanglement would complete you as a human being."
  • They. Complete. Each. Other.
  • I hate this show so fucking much.
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“He said that you’d never amount to much. You didn’t even pass your Sergeant’s exam.”

A trip down memory lane

Since it’s the one year anniversary of this glorious show, time to remember some of the random and weird things experienced by this fandom in no particular order (and please add to this because I can’t remember everything)

  • When we thought Volpina was going to be a superhero and join the team… and then Lila happened
  • the Valentine’s Day episode that would “break the internet”
  • mlsubbing’s subs. All of it.
  • “who is that cool girl who sits at the back with purple hair?”
  • Korean episodes airing earlier than French episodes
  • ml safe haven
  • trying to figure out who would be akumatized next even when we didn’t know all the classmate names
  • “Every time someone asks Hawkdaddy about Felix, a kitten dies”
  • trying to spot Fu in the background of every episode
  • when everyone thought Kim and Alix were friends because we hadn’t seen him interact with Max yet and omg the Heartrate. So much. Everywhere. Where did it go
  • #adrienknows2k16
  • #letadrieneat2k16
  • #savenooroo2k16
  • #probably some other stuff 2k16
  • The Stare™ in the Mime episode which made everyone thirsty for Ladrien
  • The Shower Scene™ in Jackady which quenched everyone’s thirst for Ladrien
  • Who is this red-headed jerk with a crush on Marinette getting in the way of the otp- wait actually he’s adorable nvm I love him
  • Theo having like 3 million jobs
  • When everyone supported France in the football/soccer because we wanted spoilers
  • The Kung Food episode when Marinette and Adrien were really friendly and close and it was so sweet and lovely and everyone was happy
  • WHEN ORIGINS AND JACKADY AIRED IN FRENCH ON THE SAME WEEKEND AND EVERYONE FLIPPED OUT
  • WHEN THE TELEQUEBEC WEBSITE DIDN’T PUT UP THE PRINCESS FRAGRANCE EPISODE AND EVERYONE FLIPPED OUT EVEN MORE
  • People suddenly shipping Marichat after the Evillustrator episode because Chat actually flirted with Marinette and it was like whoa
  • “There’s an ad for the weather competition on the side of the bus, so what if Animan actually takes place before Stormy Weather”
  • trying to make a chronological order based on the pictures in Marinette’s room
  • Thinking “about time!” when Chloé finally got akumatized
  • Chat Noir murdered the Gorilla
  • “tomato son”
  • that time everyone thought Nino’s surname was gonna be some huge important part of the plot
  • #bowlprince
  • NO SPOILER
  • Namjoon: Hey Jungkook.
  • Jungkook: What?
  • Namjoon: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Jungkook: What is it?
  • Namjoon: Well, I sent you a text...
  • Jungkook: Mmhm.
  • Namjoon: ...Early in the morning.
  • Jungkook: Yeah.
  • Namjoon: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Jungkook: Mmhm.
  • Namjoon: Your response...
  • Jungkook: *Starts laughing*
  • Namjoon: At 9:30 in the morning..."Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Jungkook: *Laughing louder*
  • Namjoon: ...No punctuation ...Random capitalisation. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Jungkook: *Laughing even louder*
  • Namjoon: I respond, "Jungkook, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg ...I'm very tired"
  • Jungkook: *Crying with laughter*
  • Namjoon: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the interview today." Immediate response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Jungkook: *Hysterical laughter*

anonymous asked:

I love the picture dan chose for phils profile because then even when dan can't be with phil and talk to him in person he can still look into his eyes :(

i like it bc it’s from one of my fav ever random dan tweets. still have no idea why dan randomly decided march 1 would be #philday but i think he jst wanted to share this pic and it amuses me to know he finds it so funny n memorable that it’s still phil’s contact photo over 3 years later wtf

Manspreading (Part 3)


Word Count: 9k

Summary:
  “Don’t bring the dog into this. He’s young and he doesn’t need this kind of stuff pushed on him. He’ll grow up to have issues.” 

“Very funny, Tae. You’re a real funny guy. You know what else is funny? Your chances of sleeping in the same bed as me this month.”

Part 1, Part 2, Part 4, Epilogue

It wasn’t at all unusual for you to wake up smothered by the sixty-two kilograms of pure heat and clinginess that was Kim Taehyung. What was unusual however was how inappropriately naked the both of you were at the moment, and the suspiciously hard thing pressing against your side.

You’ve been awake for a good while now having an internal breakdown and devising increasingly elaborate plans to get yourself out of Taehyung’s loving death-grip. You wonder if you could slip out of his arms for a quick reprieve in the shower before you have to really face him, because right now you couldn’t think very clearly when he was so close to you and his addicting scent was bombarding your brain. He was always a heavy sleeper, and you figured you had a fairly good chance of slipping away without waking him up. When your eyes opened up and met his entirely too awake ones, you nearly jumped out of your skin.

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anonymous asked:

astro stole my heart and they won't give it back :(

hi my new favourite past-time is pausing astro videos at random moments to take screencaps because gold like this happens

also i’m highkey saving the first one to use as a meme from now on

My simself is beautiful.

Kiritoru! Mr Godlike Attentiveness

Yuzu: Ah, it’s short again
Yuzu: I can’t *red words*
Yuzu: I CAN’T, I CAN’T *BIG red words* 

In which Nobu fanboys a tiny bit, Yuzuru cannot tie his tie and Taka-chan comes to the rescue.

Full translation under the cut :)

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Quick AU crossover doodle with mine and @supergrumpybear’s Freddies (or Harley). o/

anonymous asked:

Hi, I don't know if I'm the only one but ai couldn't figure out two references in the video, first it was the one of taylor in that motorcycle gang and the other one was taylor destroying that jet, I was wondering if you had figured those ones out??

hey nonnie! i struggled with those ones as well, but here are my best thoughts:

motorcycle gang: there was a bit of a motorcycle situation happening in the bad blood music video, so that might be it? also, the general stereotype of a motorcycle gang is frightening, intimidating, and forceful. this is probably a nod, again, to things like the bad blood video where people were saying that she forced all those celebrities to be friends with her / do what she wanted, with the image of being frightening, like a motorcycle gang.

destroying the jet: this one took me a while to get, but i finally figured it out! a phrase that a lot of people use to describe someone’s career who became successful very quickly is “their career took off.” with this in mind, reputation taylor destroying the jet would thus prohibit it from “taking off,” or another reference to her reputation being destroyed.