this is so pretty and creepy at the same time lol

fake dating! zimbits

It was only by a stroke of luck that Jack happened to look at his phone just as he exits the lecture hall. The group chat was blowing up – the group chat was always blowing up these days – but the lack of all-caps or exclamation marks caught his attention right away.

Eric Bittle: Guys, I wouldn’t ask this of y’all if I really didn’t need this, but I have to ask a HUGE favor of one of you.

Shitty Knight: brah are you dying

Justin Oluransi: You can have my kidney, Bits.

Adam Birkholtz: u aren’t gonna save that for me just in CASE, JUSTIN?

Larissa Duan: shit, bitty, r u ok

Eric Bittle: Um, yeah, mostly, I just…..need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend.

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I just get so so annoyed by people who come for the Celaena in the first ToG book. People always accuse her of Mary Sueing and not actually being as lethal as she claims and I am like have you considered the following:

-she has spent a year as a slave in Endovier

-she has had to fight every day of that year to remain sane 

-she was whipped. a lot. she was malnourished and weakened when she left the mines.

-it takes her a while to get back into shape after being a slave. like, duh. did you expect her to be killing ppl left and right as soon as she was free?? idk that would unrealistic and isn’t being unrealistic one the things that mary sues get criticized for?? hmmm? like idk u cant have it both ways. 

-the plot of the first book is not about her being an assassin. like, lol, thats part of her past and that is made explicitly clear. can u ppl even read i mean come on

-the plot it literally set up to give us a main character who has an intricate and painful backstory, i mean, her backstory is not completely clear in ToG1, but we do know that Arobyn is a dickhead and Sam is dead and that there is something else horrible lurking in her past. 

-so why are you all surprised when a 16 year old girl is happy to lounge in bed and read and flirt with the crown prince and go to balls

-she has literally been a slave for a year and before that she was an assassin like 

-so like same. fucking same. think about how u would act in her situation. u would flirt with dorian too. and chaol. and u would love nehemia. we all would. 

-can we stop expecting characters who are teenagers to act like they aren’t teenagers

-can u cut teenage girls irl slack as well

-and im sorry was Celaena’s participation in the competition to be the king’s champion not gory enough for you

-i mean is it not enough that she is supposed to kill like 20 other men

-i just…what else is she supposed to do?? she starts to learn about wyrds marks??? she is doing her part to begin the Hero’s Journey™ like ya gotta start somewhere

-again like the plot of tog1 is that she used to be an assassin as in past tense, as in, her assassinating people happened before the beginning of the book not during the book so stop complaining that she doesnt kill enough ppl?? 

-why is whether or not the main character kills anyone a legitimate complaint

-hint: it isn’t.

-there is literally a book called the assassin’s blade that makes her work as an assassin explicitly clear. and she does kill a lot of people. and at this point in time you can read the AB before Tog1 if youd like.

-please dont use the term mary sue to describe female characters. its pretty sexist tbh because we get tons of male characters in fantasy novels written by men who are idealized without ever proving their worth but i only ever see the term applied to teenage girls. like?? have u ever read the name of the wind. it is a bomb book but if u wanna talk about wish fulfillment and mary suing, Kvothe (yes his name is that pretentious) is ur fucking guy. 

-also an integral part of the mary sue trope is that the character is idealized and perfect and uh, Celaena is not perfect. Her flaws are what make her believable. I mean she has had this horrible past and she comes out of it being fairly selfish and a bit cowardly and vain. and thats just…so realistic? I mean that is how you would react if you woke up in a pool of your parents’ blood, were drowned in a river, raised from the age of 8 to be an assassin by an abusive dick wipe who claimed to love you but really just had a creepy crush on you, conditioned to mistrust everyone, had the one person you actually loved in the world be murdered, and then were sold out by your abusive assassin dad to the king who was responsible for your entire family’s death and ended up in the fucking mines as a slave. 

-I see a lot of people say that Celaena is a mary sue and then criticize her for all her flaws and im like…but the mary sue is an idealized character who has no substance to back up their perfection. Celaena cannot be a mary sue and also have all the flaws you claim she has??? that is just false logic?? in fact, Celaena has all of the substance and flaws and life experience to back up her actions and like, none of the perfection. 

-idk what to tell u other than that u have to allow female characters, especially teenage ones, the space to grow? and idk about you but i dont want to read about characters who have zero flaws? I’d rather read about celaena, queen bitchness herself, because hey you know who else is a bitch and immature a lot of the time? Me!!!! Myself!!! 

-But I’ve grown a lot and so does Celaena and idk about you but I am so here for extreme character growth over the course of 6 books like….that is so great…so many authors have flat character growth or no character growth and SJM avoids that completely by giving us a character who has so many issues and ways she could be improving herself.

-stop shitting on celaena for not being the perfect character u want her to be.

-bye. 

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release the accidentally selling your souls to a demon story

So my birthday is only two days before Halloween. 

The day after I turned 13, I had my birthday party, which just consisted of my two friends sleeping over. It was a pretty average night, we just ate pizza, made some weird videos and watched movies. Everything was fine. 

Morning time comes- and we’re all pretty Buzzed. It’s Halloween, I was officially a teenager, we had some cool costumes planned, we were all very hyper and giggly that morning. We didn’t want our party to end yet so with some calls home, the girls were set to hang out at my place for pretty much the rest of the day- but we then realized we didn’t have anything to do. My mom had to go to Target for some reason or another, and told us if we went with her, she’d buy ‘any movie you want’ for us to watch. So we went. 

Now, firstly- anyone who’s ever been inside a Target knows it’s Not A Real Place. Secondly, the veil is always thinner on Halloween (facts) so this Target had suddenly become…Super Weird. Like, brighter and hazier than normal, and it’s like 9 in the morning and we’re roaming the empty and seemingly abandoned aisles in our pajamas. It just felt like one wrong step and you’d find yourself in another dimension, really intensely. 

We get to the movie aisle and start looking around. Now, at the time, I was the only one of my friends who actually liked horror movies- Raychel loves them now but she was the BIGGEST WIMP when we were kids, and Angie was just Very Quiet And Easy To Startle- but, like, Halloween. Teenager. The girls were surprisingly down for getting a horror movie, which in itself might have been a Warning Sign, but hey, I was stoked about it. We were going through some classic titles but nothing was really jumping out at us- until we see a dvd case, not even on the shelves, it was lying on the floor half shoved under a discarded shirt. The cover was pure white with a clown face laughing out at us. The title card read “Stephen King’s IT”. 

None of us had seen it before- but we had heard about it. It was one of those movies that the adults™ always got weird about, like Chuckie the Killer Doll or the Exorcist. Like it was something that actually scared them. So, like, we knew we totally had to get it. 

My mom tried to put up a small fight with “you’re only supposed to be getting into PG13 not R” (lmao as if this woman has ever given a flying fuck with restrictions I watched so much age inappropriate stuff starting at like age 4) but she quit pretty quickly. The entire ride home was met with “Okay I never watched the full version but it is a Very Scary Story so you’ve been warned!! Don’t start complaining when you’re scared!!!” stuff like that, you know. So we get home, pop some corn, get some hot chocolate, and jump in front of the tv and turn it on. 

So like…firstly, I think we all know by now that the original movie (or miniseries, whatever) isn’t actually That Scary. Secondly, I’m a fucking gem to watch movies with because I make a lot of jokes and laugh at the characters actions. And thirdly, it’s like thirty hours long. So we were all having the time of our damn lives here. Like, there were definitely parts that did scare us (Raychel had trouble with Bev’s bathroom scene. Angie hated the part at the sewers with Ben. Personally, I got freaked out by Eddie’s shower scene and sometimes I still find myself covering the drain with my feet just in case lol. And the blood balloons and the restaurant scene got to us too), but we were still all having a total blast. Watching this movie for the first time is still like a prime happy memory! But, you know, things come to an end. The movie was over, Raychel got picked up and Angie had to head home too (we were meeting up after dinner for trick or treating). I decided to walk Angie home since it wasn’t that far. 

The Veil Still Felt Thin. 

On the walk we kept talking about the movie, and made a point to not walk close to any sewer grates. Our small PA town bore enough of a resemblance to Derry for Angie’s comfort. But it was a nice day, you know? It was late afternoon, birds were chirping, sun was shinning, leaves were blowing everywhere, cars are honking hello at us, front doors were open and little kids could be heard excitedly yelling about their costumes. It was a day that struck me as very picturesque. We eventually got to the place where she could just shortcut through someone’s backyard, so we said ‘see you later’ and suddenly I found myself all alone. 

As quick as a snap, it’s suddenly dead silent

And I don’t mean “oh, someone closed their door and we can’t hear the kids any more” like seriously. It was unnaturally silent. No talk, no birds, no wind, no cars. The street was deserted. I couldn’t even hear myself breathing. I thought I had gone deaf at first! It was getting darker, only it was like an hour before that was supposed to happen and there weren’t any clouds near the sun. The air felt burning hot and freezing cold at the same time. I felt like a million eyes were watching me, except I was alone on a dark empty street, all the doors closed, all the curtains pulled shut. There wasn’t even so much as a squirrel or bunny running bye. I thought about calling out to Angie to see if she was still in the back yard, to see if she noticed anything, but the bushes weren’t rustling or moving at all. She wasn’t there. I was 100% alone. 

I start hearing a quiet, deep, throaty chuckling. 

I had been standing still in the same spot from where I watched my friend disappear through the bushes. At the sound, I slowly turned around. 

I was standing directly across from a fucking sewer.

It was too dark to see into it, and yes, I was 100% expecting that fucking clown face. But it was too dark. I couldn’t see anything. I still couldn’t hear myself breathing. All I could hear was this terrifying chuckle going on and on. I felt like if I moved something would pounce on me, like I was a rabbit playing statue. 

Now, I’ve mentioned on here before that I was That Asshole Kid who kept having weird paranormal experiences, and this was a lot more intense than I was used to. Like, shit, I’d had panic attacks over way less than this. I literally thought I was about to die.

And then…something in me kind of snapped. 

I don’t know what, exactly- if I was just tired of always being scared by this crap, or if it was some newfound teenage attitude, or just a primal urge of ‘hey I don’t wanna die’, or if the laughter just ignited something in me, but I just…snapped. 

I looked directly into the pitch dark in that sewer, and I said, loudly, over the still ongoing laughter, and more confident than I’ve ever felt in my life, “No. I am absolutely not doing this right now. You don’t actually need to screw with me, you’re doing this for what, fun? Attention? Find it somewhere else. I am not dying right after my thirteenth birthday.” The laughter got louder at that, more obnoxious. It just pissed me off even more. I made myself step off the sidewalk, and got to the middle of the street, still staring into the pitch black sewer and hoped I was making some intimidating eye contact. “What do I need to do for you to leave me the hell alone? You want my soul, or something? You want me to just pledge alliance to you or some bullshit? I will! All Hail This Creep, or whatever you go by! I’ll do what you want if you leave me alone!” 

And…the creepy laughter trailed off for a moment at that. Back to full, unnatural silence for a minute or so, before the disembodied voice let out an intrigued sounding, “Hmm.”

Next thing I know, the sky’s back a full, bright light that’s making me blink back stars from the sudden change, the wind’s blowing all over the place, and I jumped out of the middle of the street to narrowly avoid getting hit by a car that hadn’t been there a literal second ago. I still felt a little watched, but not as intensely as before. Everything seemed to be completely back to normal. I went back home (constantly glancing over my shoulder) and went on with the rest of the day. Went on with the rest of my life.

But, uh…sometimes this whole scene just comes back to me, and I can’t help but wonder about it. 

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“Don’t be fucking rude Lucy heartfilia pls

Alcohol Is Not Lucy’s Friend, But Her Friends Are

Pairing: Nalu

Word Count: 2318

A/N; Sorry this took so long, been working on a few things at the same time and actually working lol! Enjoy!

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Oh my God Lucy you are such a meme!” Cana cackled, arm slung over Lucy’s shoulder as she tried to wedge her face between Lucy’s phone and her ear. “Besides, it’s girls night! That means no dicks!”

“Cana,” Levy sighed giving her a pointed look.

“Your dick is female, it doesn’t count. Now take your shot and spin the wheel of awkward sexual questions on your phone.”

“Does that mean Juvia’s beloved can join?”

“You know if you would just stop making everything about dick this would stop happening,” Lucy commented innocently, grinning at Cana’s disgruntled look. “You don’t even like dick.”

“Oh I like dick, just not what ninety percent of it is attached to.”

“Can you guys stop saying dick?” A tired voice asked from the phone. Lucy squeaked, shoving her hand in Cana’s face and pushing her so she fell backwards over the couch.

“Sorry Natsu,” Lucy sighed, glaring at her pack of giggling friends and making threatening gestures with her hand as she left the room. “You know how they are.”

“I did grow up with them,” he said dryly, Lucy hearing his smile in his voice.

“Then you should be used to the word dick,” Lucy teased, grinning at his scoff. ”Would you rather I say penis?”

“Oh Luce, you know I beat you at the penis game.” Natsu purred. Lucy was thankful that he was half a city away and not able to see her face, because that meant she didn’t have to suppress her shiver or stop herself from biting her lip at his deep voice. Yes, Lucy thought to herself, I’m sure you could definitely beat me with your dick.

Alrighty, that was a sign for her to stop taking every drink Cana offered her.

Time to stop being creepy about her best friend. “You wish,” she said instead of anything she might regret.

“Excuse you I totally won the round in the library yesterday!”

“Because I wasn’t playing,” Lucy huffed, smiling as she twirled a strand of hair around her fingers. “You and Gray started it, I just got kicked out alongside you!”

“Then maybe I was just imagining you screaming,” Natsu said, voice low and rough through the phone. Lucy’s heart stuttered, mouth suddenly going dry as her mind whirled.

“What?” she asked, clearing her throat awkwardly at how her own voice sounded. Thank God Cana was too busy climbing all over Kagura like some alcoholic cat.

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"I Have To Study” - a short story

I wanna dedicate this to my good friend, Melissa, who tried to convince me that the man in this story was gay. Turns out, it’s much worse. Love you.


About eight or nine months ago, I was riding on the train, on my way to my boyfriend’s house from work. Sitting across from me is one of the finest men I’ve ever seen IN PERSON. No exaggeration. He’s Mexican, clean-cut, well-dressed. Really pretty brown skin, dark hair kinda like that poofy up-do Bruno Mars used to have. Bushy brows, the way I like! He was wearing this tan trench coat and a serious ass expression on his face, and his hands were in his pockets. Basically looked like he didn’t wanna be bothered. It was sexy though lol. But obviously, I’m just looking because I’m happily taken at this point. 

The next day, when I head to lunch at work, I see the same guy in the cafeteria at my job. I was like what the fuck… is he following me? Lmao. He looked up when I came in but then ignored me completely. I stared at him the entire time until he got up and left, he was just too fine yall. I wish I could post pictures lmao. The next day, I saw him yet again and he was with a group of trainees. So finally it made sense why I saw him on the train and at my job. He was about to start working there *insert Birdman hand rub*. Lol even when I have a man, I can appreciate some eye candy around the workplace even if I have no intentions of trying anything. He worked in the department right next to mine and they were always over in our section so I got to look at him every day. I wasn’t the only one admiring either lol, even an older lady I know said every time he walked past her, she just

So anyway, fast forward to September 14, 2017.

Here’s the scene. It’s my 25th birthday. I’m at work looking cute as fuck. I’m single and tryna mingle. So I decide to go ahead and take a chance and shoot my shot at him. Umm.. we just gone call him Javi because I don’t wanna use his real name. 

So I been noticing lately that this guy I know in my department, we’ll call him Carter, has been hanging around Javi a lot lately. He stops at his desk every time he walks past and always goes to stand with him whenever we all do things as a group. One of my work friends who had an inckling that Carter was gay thought that something might be going on between them. I mean, anything is possible, but I wasn’t gonna assume that just based off of her thoughts. I mean, she thought her own boyfriend was gay when she first met him because he had a lisp. And her only reasoning for thinking Carter was gay was that he takes his shoes off sometimes when he’s sitting at his desk. 

Anyway, I approach Carter and bring up his friendship with Javi and ask how old he is? It turns out he’s way too young for my taste when it comes to dating, and I just say nevermind and walk away. But now Carter’s all in my business trying to find out why I’m curious and saying “I could get his number for you, I got you”. I decline, but of course when he comes back from his break, he has a sticky note with Javi’s name and number on it and hands it to me. Didn’t even tell the guy who I was, just that someone was interested in him. I had no intentions of using it at first cause I thought the shit was kinda creepy, butttttt he did know about it and gave his number up willingly. And in all honesty, I’d still hit even though I wouldn’t seriously date him. So what the hell, right?

So I text him that night and give him my name and he immediately knows who I am, even though we’ve never spoken before. He asked me what was on my mind and I told him straight up that I was really physically attracted to him and I wanted to know if we could be friends, who have sex sometimes lmao. He said we could talk. I’m like…..talk? And he said yeah, how else would anything start. So I’m thinking okay okay, so he’s fucking with it. He wants to make something happen. He said he saw my art that I’d presented at our work talent show that night and he asked to see more of it. And he’s clearly trying to keep the convo going so he must be interested. 

After a while though, I notice that he texts as if he’s writing poetry or bible verses or some shit. Like everything sound deep as fuck. And when I bring it up, he says the bible is his favorite book. I think back to all the times I saw him reading alone at lunch and realize oh..it was the bible. That’s cool or whatever. Then he sends me an actual bible verse. So I’m like “Okay so you’re very religious? Does this mean casual sex is out of the question? Or sex, period? I guess?” And he says “It hurts to say it, but yes. I would prefer to not induldge in that.”

NIGGA.

At this point, I’m thinking there’s no way my sex life could get any worse. There’s nothing that can happen that hasn’t already happened. And then I run into a nigga who’s saving himself for marriage. The one I been lusting after for eight months now. If yall know me at all, you know I wasn’t about to just completely give up after that. I was willing to settle for fucking MAKING OUT AND DRY HUMPING if I had to. I could always get intercourse from someone else lol. So I ask about kissing. He says “Haha I can give you a holy kiss, as saying hello”. I’m like no tongue???? What the fuck is happening? Why the fuck wouldn’t he tell me all this in the beginning when I first told him that I wanted to fuck? His response to that was that we wouldn’t be talking now if he had. 

So I just go ahead and let him know we can be cool and everything, but we’re just completely incompatible. I’m still in my hoe phase right now, I’m not trying to do anything but fuck and be friends. And he can’t give me the one thing I want most. Even if I didn’t just want sex, we wouldn’t work in a committed relationship either. I’m like the opposite of what a Christian man should be going after. And that’s coming from one wholesome motherfucker. We text more that night, pretty much just me asking him questions about his religion because I don’t know how all that works. I know Christian people, but obviously not any who takes it as seriously as he does. 

This nigga don’t listen to secular music, watch TV, or do anything for fun really (his words). He just goes to bible study every day, gets haircuts, eat, study, and talk. That’s what he listed as his favorite things to do. And since he’s constantly studying for church in his downtime, he pretty much never hangs out with anybody. He has friends at work but says they don’t hang out because they have different mindsets. He did mention that if I needed physical affection, he could give me a massage. That’s how he shows physical affection. It’s better than intercourse, according to him. But idek how to feel at this point, I was taking in too much information at once lmao. And every time I learned something new, I would think “He can’t be serious” “Am I being punk’d” “This nigga is not fr”. But he told me he wanted to help me with my Spanish, so I figured at least I had that. I really needed someone fluent to practice speaking it with. 

So the whole next week at work, whenever we walk past each other, he can’t help but smile at me and his smile is so pretty that I can’t help but smile back. It was lowkey pissing me off cause it wasn’t fair how fine he is and I can’t even put my hands on him!!!!! I’m sure we looked goofy as hell to everyone around us, steady smirking at each other like we was in on some inside joke nobody else knew about. We ate lunch together once. And we’d text each other in Spanish. He texted me every single day to say good morning and we’d have long convos after work til almost 3am. I found out he’s been looking at me just as long as I’ve been looking at him! He said he notices everything about me… when I change my hair, how I always sit at a desk in the back facing the wall, how I’m always so into my music at work. I never even knew he saw me at all before this. And naturally, all this shit is starting to make me feel mushy and I really did enjoy talking to him, even though I thought he was weird as fuck at first. 

And come to find out, he’s only been living his life this way for the past eight months (yeah, that’s right, eight months) when he really got into the bible more. I’m over here thinking he’s a complete virgin, but he’s had four girlfriends and has had sex before and been intimate in all the ways I WANTED to be intimate with him. Just not the past eight months. And if I allowed him to MASSAGE me, I’d be the first woman he ever did it to. I’m thinking okay… so if he’s never done it before, he has no idea how he’s gonna react to it when it’s actually happening. He’d told me before that he gets nothing out of sex beside some white creamy texture that comes out of him and makes him feel tingly, then he cleans himself and it’s over. Basically said he’d only have sex again to have the little girl he wants. He made it seem like he was really disgusted by it. And you know all my friends were like

They felt like he was into men and just hiding behind his religion. I didn’t know WHAT the fuck was going on. I  just knew he seemed to genuinely be into me and that was unfortunate because I was never gonna get to do him lol. I ain’t gone lie, after he said that shit I thought he might be gay too, but after being around each other more, I started defending him against my friends. Like shit… he just dedicated as fuck to his religion. I personally don’t understand it and wouldn’t wanna live that way, but he says he’s been tremendously happier in the past eight months and your happiness is the only thing that matters when it comes to how you live your life, nobody else’s. So I wasn’t about to try to corrupt him. But yall… he kept bringing up the massages. And Thursday night, the convo almost seemed…. sexual?

He said we can hang out any day as long as it doesn’t interfere with his work and that he was in need of a “rubbing”. He said he wanted us to “exchange rubbings” (LMAO) and that he wanted to give me that physical affection. Then he said it would be in his room or mine. Which threw me off…. cause I’m like ummm… he can massage a woman who’s not his wife alone in his bedroom? Idk, based on the other shit he told me, it didn’t seem like that would be appropriate? But shit, he knows better than me, so if he said it was cool it must be. And when I told him that he makes me blush a lot, he said “Without a touch? What will happen then?” and that I’d be overwhelmed…. and that shit made me think. Is this why tantric sex works so well???? LMAO. (I’ve always been interested in that, btw). 

But moving on. It’s Friday.

I notice he’s not at work that day. I was kinda sad about it cause I looked good as fuck, but whatever lol. When we text that night after I get home at midnight, he says he wants to hear me speak Spanish out loud and tells me to come over.

I’m like NOW??? After midnight??? He said he wanted me to come take a nap with him until he had to wake up at 4am to study for church, then he’d drive me home at 7 when he had to leave the house. Dude. So not only do you want me, a woman you’re not married to, to come over AFTER MIDNIGHT, but you wanna share a bed with me??? Solo???? En tu dormitorio?????!!! lmaooo. Nigga, I was stuffing White Castle in my face at the time, but I bagged that shit up real quick, fast, and in a hurry, took a good shit right quick, and got ready to go LMAOOOO. My friend was texting me saying I needed to gone head and let him put the tip in lol. But I’m like no…. I’m not gonna use this opportunity to try to pressure him. I respect his decision to not have sex til marriage and I enjoyed talking to him every day and didn’t wanna mess that up. Shit, I’m capable of laying next to a man I want and not jump his bones. I actually like when shit moves slow like that, the buildup makes everything better (when sex is actually the end goal). 

So I get all cute. He texts me when he’s outside. He smelling and looking good as fuck, as usual. And this time, he’s way more silly and normal than he is at work, and definitely more normal than he is through text. He was joking around with me the whole time, talking about how he had five aunts sleeping in bunk beds in his basement and I had to say hi to everybody when I got there lmaoo. And he was really laid back and cool as hell. Which just made me like him more. He teased me about turning the air on because I’m always cold. I was like “How would you know I’m always cold?” and he said “I already told you, I notice everything about you.” And I figured he must see me at work walking with my arms crossed trying to stay warm. *sigh*. 

When we get there, his room is fucking spotless as fuck. I was silently thanking God, ya’ll know I hate a man who lives dirty and Javi is only the second guy I’ve met who actually keeps his shit clean. I just sat down on the bed and he went and got us both some water, then he turned Netflix on this hugeeee fucking wide screen tv that was mounted on the wall. He had to go find the wifi password and shit cause he doesn’t actually use it because he doesn’t watch TV?? Idk why he has the biggest TV on earth in front of his bed then?? But whatever.

He had a nice BIG comfortable bed too, and he laid down sideways on my legs while I laid with my head against the headboard and we turned on The Office. Everything was going so chill…. we were laughing, talking, enjoying each other…. he touches my hands, asking me to rub his back and shit… ummhmmm… then he started to say something but stopped himself. And started mumbling. I’m like spit it out! He said he couldn’t if he wanted this space to stay holy and pure, and he knew what he was tryna say but it was about what was right and what was wrong. I said that’s fine, I’m not gonna try to persuade you to do anything you don’t wanna do. A little while later he was asking if I ever thought I would be there (I’m guessing with him, in his bed) and I said nope… it escalated quickly. And he agreed and said “a lot more could happen right now if we wanted it to…… but I can’t”. And once again I said I wasn’t gonna pressure him and didn’t wanna corrupt him. 

His dick was hard, I could tell cause he had these skinny ass jeans on before he laid down. And he took a pillow and said he was gonna sleep with it between his legs, tryna hide it and shit. He was telling me not to sleep on my side cause then he would have to come behind me. He took his shirt off. He said some more shit about where things could go at any moment and I asked him why he keeps talking about it if he doesn’t want it to happen?? Just going on and on and on. You wanna fuck or nah?? I would been down either way, but I needed him to make up his damn mind lmaobs. Then suddenly, this nigga jumps out of bed quick as fuck, turns the light on, starts putting a shirt on and I’m like what are you doing…. and he says he’s gonna take me home. WTF.

He was mumbling a bunch of shit….all I caught was “I guess this is my way of apologizing” but I didn’t care about what he was saying. I was just like whatever… put my shoes on and grabbed my bag. He was obviously confused about what he wanted. I knew this shit would happen. I don’t even know why I went. He was way too confident in his abilities to avoid temptation and talking about how only people with no equanimity allowed themselves to be tempted. So while we in the car, the convo went like this:

Me: Are you taking me home because you’re scared you might try something? 

Him: Why would I be scared, if I wanted to try something I would have done it 

Me: Then why are you taking me home?

Him: I have to study

Me: Okay but you were gonna study and take me home at 7am so what’s the problem?”

Him: I have to study

And that’s when I got mad and let him talk to himself for the rest of the ride home. I couldn’t believe this shit. I was gone for only two hours. I decided I was gonna leave him alone because he obviously needs to get his thoughts together on what he wants to do. It was all on him…. HE asked me to come over, HE asked me to share a bed with him, HE was the one all over me in bed and saying suggestive things, I was just going with the flow. Yeah, he was looking good as fuck and he thick as hell and his ass was looking extra grippable, but I didn’t try anything, didn’t even flirt. I was being respectful as fuck. I wasn’t gonna be the one he blamed for making him stray away from God or whatever the fuck lmao. So that has been my week. It’s the afternoon the next day now and I woke up thinking about this shit because his scent is still on me  *eyeroll*

THE END.

Things Can Only Get Better Part 5 - Red

Slow Burn!Steve Harrington/Reader (UST, URT)
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A/N: Happy Saturday, lovelies :) Don’t feel embarrassed to ask to be put on the tag list, lol. I think I’ve gotten everyone that’s asked. Remember, updates are on Saturdays. As always, requests are open Here and on AO3, under the same username.

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[Bungou Stray Dogs] 55 Minutes Part 3

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Disclaimer: [ The translation pace is solely dependent on the lone translator’s availability. Also, this translation was made for myself who is still studying the Japanese language, so the translation might not be up to par to some people’s tastes. Again, I translate pretty liberally.  ]

Notes: Also this is a very short portion, but the next one should take longer to translate - but its a hefty 30 pages. Lol. So, anyway…

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anonymous asked:

Ok so I've been following you for a while and I always love when you give opinions on things. So can we discuss what kind of drunks you think each bts member would be? Also what are you? I'm like the super happy and horny drunk like I compliment everyone and always end up making new friends and I'm always ready to fuck as soon as I start getting tipsy lol don't judge me

I’m a pretty happy drunk. I can be shy and reserved in real life, but after drinking… I just want to be everybody’s best friend.  Also, I get real handsy when I’ve been drinking. I want to hug all the people and pet their hair.  

 As for the members…

DRUNK BTS ACCORDING TO ME!!!

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Jin:  Super friendly drunk.  Goes around and introduces himself to everyone in the bar.  Then introduces everyone to each other in the bar. “Hi, I’m Jin who are you? Mike? Nice to meet you Mike.” 5 minutes later “Hi, I’m Jin, who are you? Nancy?  Nice to meet you Nancy.  Have you met my new best friend Mike? No?  Here, come with me so you can meet him.” *drags Nancy across the bar to meet Mike* ALSO – when there is music playing, Jin goes out to the middle of the dance floor to bust out some super cool new dance moves that he just made up.

Originally posted by jjibooty

Yoongi: Oh my god obnoxiously bossy drunk and over explains everything. “Yah! You, stranger in the green hat standing next to me, did I just hear you say that Wu Tang Clan is overrated?  Make room for me because I’m gonna spend the next 30 minutes explaining why you are wrong and no, you may not interrupt me.”  ALSO – sings along, loudly and off key, to every fucking song that comes on – even if he doesn’t know the words.

Originally posted by yoongles

Hoseok: Sentimental and sappy drunk.  “Jiminie – have I ever told you that I love you?  You are a brother to me, man.  I would do anything for you.  Anything!” *hugs Jimin tightly, nearly cutting off his oxygen* “I love you man! I LOVE YOU!”  *sees lady at bar looking at him hugging Jimin* “Hey lady, look at this guy here – he’s the best guy in the world!  THE BEST! I LOVE THIS DUDE!”  ALSO – drunk dials everyone he knows – everyone.

Originally posted by apgujeon

Namjoon:  That philosophical streak he has when he’s sober?  It gets amped up 100000%. *stares at his glass of scotch on the rocks and turns to random person standing next to him* “Do you ever think about the ephemeral nature of ice?  It starts as liquid, is transformed to solid and the minute you take it out of the freezer to use it, it starts transforming back into liquid. It is destined to return to its natural state.  Do you think the ice is bothered by the external forces causing it to change? Aren’t people exactly the same way? External forces make us change but the change is impermanent the minute those forces are removed…” *person walks away shaking their head but Namjoon carries on with their conversation talking to no one*  ALSO – has a tendency to fall off his bar stool, repeatedly.

Originally posted by missbaptan

Jimin:  Horny drunk.  Embarrassingly horny drunk.  Wanders around the bar making eye contact with random women and licking his lips until he finds one that doesn’t find that overwhelmingly creepy.  Uses cheesy pick-up lines but is completely serious when he says it.  “You know, your body is 65% water.  And I’m thirsty.” Or “If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”  Stares at your chest the entire time you talk to him.  Does nothing by grind against you if you agree to dance with him.  ALSO – loses all sense of direction.  Asks where the bathroom is and gets lost walking there even though it was only 15 feet away.

Originally posted by kths

Actual footage of drunk Taehyung not available.  You’ll just have to imagine him naked.

Taehyung: Exactly the same. Only naked.  Nobody knows why, but Taehyung has an overwhelming urge to disrobe whenever he gets drunk.  Usually, he can contain himself enough to only remove his shoes, socks and shirt before running down the street half dressed, but has been known to strip down to his undies and jump in a public fountain on occasion.  The members are constantly watching to make sure he doesn’t drink too much when they are out in public.  ALSO – climbs things; couches, fences, tables, people… he just doesn’t want to keep his feet on the ground.

Originally posted by jayfatuasian

Jungkook:  Competitive and a show-off.  *turns to random stranger* “You wanna arm wrestle?  Winner pays for the other’s drink.”  Constantly challenging people to a game of darts or pool or whatever is available.  If there is a dance floor, he’ll be out there challenging people to a dance off — only they generally don’t know that’s what he’s doing.  They just think he’s a weird guy who ran up to them and started aggressively dancing while staring them down.   ALSO – in his zeal to do everything better, faster, harder… he tends to knock a lot of stuff over.  Breaks glasses, runs into people, tips over chairs.

Pumping Blood {NCT Taeyong Scenario}

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Anon: Heyyyyaa can I get a taeyong scenario to you getting jealous of him spending to much time with the members ESP winwin and him thinking your Soo cute cause of it xxx also congrats for 1000 followers 😘

I hope this is okay! It took me forever, but I hope you like it :-) I tried to make it angsty but I’m not too sure if it’s angsty enough lol! Tell me what you think okay??

I think my favourite thing about this is the title lol

Word count: 2105

Originally posted by neotechs


He watched as you leaned into Winwin’s embrace, a light, airy laugh leaving your lips. Your hand tightened on his knee, WinWin looking at you fondly and blushing at your positive response. Although Taeyong was your boyfriend, there was no denying that you and WinWin had some kind of connection; one that you had never experienced before with Taeyong.

As soon as you met Sicheng, you became the closest of friends, spending a lot of your free time with him and getting to know him. Of course, Taeyong loved how you got on so well with him; WinWin was like his brother whom he wanted to just protect from the world. So you befriending him was great. But, as you started to cancel your dates more, remember to bring WinWin his favourite snacks and spent a lot of time texting him, Taeyong felt betrayed by his own girlfriend and best friend. He was already insecure enough, scared that his friends or group members would ditch him suddenly; but the though of you ditching him though, that scared him on an entirely new level.

Tae’s fist clenched involuntary when you hugged WinWin tightly, still laughing at the joke he had made earlier. What was puppy-love jealousy, had now developed to pure anger and disgust for the close relationship you had. He couldn’t understand why you were still going out with him if you liked his friend that much. Gulping down a bottle of water, he angrily slammed the bottle back down on the table, startling Jaehyun and Taeil who were sat on either side of him.

“Taeyong? You alright?” Taeil asked the younger boy, glancing worryingly at Jaehyun.

“Yes. I’m fine”, he muttered, his voice low and deep. You turned to see what was going on, eyes widening slightly when you met with Taeyong’s cold stare. Quickly though you brushed it off, assuming that Taeyong was just in a mood for some random reason, again, and that it’d blow over soon. Taeyong noticed how you quickly looked away and he was angry by it.

Ignoring the confused looks and questions from Jaehyun and Taeil, Taeyong jumped up, striding over to where you sat with WinWin, and pulled you up by the arm. You yelped, his hand was tight on your arm, you were sure it would bruise slightly. WinWin saw you flinch, instinctively standing up and pushing Taeyong away.

“What are you doing!?” WinWin quietly shrieked. Despite being quite introverted and easily dominated by the older and louder members, he had suddenly gained a jolt of confidence. There weren’t many people he liked in life, not many people he really got on with, so seeing you wince in pain angered and worried him.

“Y/N, let’s go.” Taeyong said strongly. He glared at WinWin, vigorously shoving him off him.

“Taeyong…I…”, you gasped at Taeyong’s attitude. How he suddenly grabbed you and now had forced WinWin away harshly. This wasn’t the same boy that was sweet and cuddly to you in private.

“Y/N, now.” Taeyong repeated himself firmly. WinWin had now backed away, sitting back down and looking down in embarrassment. He couldn’t believe that he had tried to stand up for you to someone older and stronger than himself. Although he wanted to help you, he couldn’t do it.

Taeyong curtly turned and left the room, you hot on his heels. You watched him quietly from behind. His form was slightly slouched and closed, his steps were long and quick, his fists were shut tightly on either side of him. And even though you couldn’t see his face, you could only imagine that his eyebrows were deeply furrowed and his lips pouting slightly. That was what he was like when he was angry. Only this time round, you didn’t know why.

“Taeyong… are you okay?” You asked him softly, once you had arrived in his shared room. You shut the door and faced Taeyong, hands on your hips. He paced the room quickly, his eyes darting and unable to focus on solely one thing.

“What? No! Of course I’m not!” He whisper-shouted. Although he was angry and wanted to yell the place down, he still had enough sanity in him to remember there were other, and younger, people in the building.

“Well what is it? Come on Taeyong. Has something happened?” You truly were concerned. Never had you seen him so mad and vexed before. Whatever it was that was annoying him, it was pretty serious.

“Are you kidding me?” He sighed heavily, his head falling back as he put his hands over his face in desbelief. You saw how the veins on his head had suddenly become more prominent. A sign that he was in a bad state.

“What….?” You innocently asked, a small voice overcoming you.

“Why are you like this? Why are you acting like you don’t know what I mean? Do you want a reaction out of me, is that it?” He approached you, not in a threatening way, but like he just wanted to get the words into your head. You reached out to touch his cheek, an action that usually calmed him. But he slapped your hand away, flinching. “Don’t touch me! You’re so clueless, I just can’t do this anymore. I just can’t”. He went back to shaking his head and pacing the room; his outburst scared you.

“What do you mean? I have no idea what you’re talking about Taeyong! You make no sense”, you tried to sound reasonable but now it was sounding as if you had done something. As if he was trying to turn things on you. And you weren’t going to let him do that.

“You and WinWin. That weird and creepy relationship you have together. It’s like you want all three of us to date”, what?, you thought. Where did he get that idea from?

“WinWin? This is about WinWin? But, I thought he’s like your brother? What’s this really about?” Now, things were even more complicated. You did have a slight idea about what this may be about, but you didn’t say anything, just in case you were putting words into his mouth instead.

“I don’t think you realise how he looks at you. And I can see you’re starting to fall for him as well. Just go back to him then”, he flung himself on his bed, his body relaxing naturally as he sank into the mattress. You moved closer to him, so that you were only a few inches away. Tears were starting to form in his eyes, angry tears. The type you get when the situation is way too messed up and complicated and you’re just mad no one understands you.

“He looks at me like anyone looks at anyone. None of your points are making sense to me Taeyong! Why are you like this? Can you stop now?” Maybe it was something else that was bothering him? Maybe it wasn’t his misconception about your relationship with Wiwnwjn.

But then again, Taeyong was a vulnerable person. He was easily threatened by other males, not necessarily jealous but intimidated by the idea that someone better could come along and steal you from him. In your relationship, he really relied on you for emotional support and reassurance. But usually he also knew how to control his feelings. This was the first time he had gotten protective over you in public.

“No! Why are you like this? You trying to make me jealous, are you trying to leave me now?” The thought of leaving him had never crossed your mind, and you hoped it never would do either. You frowned at the thought of him thinking you were leaving.

“You’re being ridiculous now, stop”, you had learnt that the best way to handle Taeyong in situations like this was to not baby him, but acting firmly and give him a wake up call.

“You just walking around getting all these guys to fall at your feet for you. Don’t you think that’s a bit trashy of you, Y/N?” You gawped at his comment. Never did you think he’d downgrade you like that.

“What the hell?!” You shouted at him, at the end of your tether. Insulting you like that, angered you; why was he being so insensitive?

“Wouldn’t have expected that of you? Who are you going to lead on next? Johnny? Yuta? Maybe even someone younger - Mark? Was this relationship a game to you?”

“Taeyong! You’re being unreasonable. You should shut up now!” At this point, you were both screaming at each other. He had stood up again and was right in your face, so close that you could both feel each other’s breath on your face.

“Why? So you can finally leave and go back to WinWin, go on a date with him, maybe even jump into bed with him too?!” His eyes widened in shock, hands flying to cover his gaping mouth. You dropped your hands to your side, laughing disappointingly and backing away from Taeyong. Tears were threatening to spill, but they had already done so with Taeyong. Within seconds, his face was wet with tears.

“I-I, y/N! I’m so sorry. I, I, please”, he stuttered the words out, taking a step towards you as you took a step back.

“Don’t touch me Taeyong. You’ve made your feelings blatantly clear. You. Don’t. Trust. Me”. Your voice was laced with disappointment and anger. Those words he spoke were not the typical kind of Taeyong.

“No, no, no. It’s not that. I do I do. I…I just, sorry! I really am sorry Y/N. I shouldn’t have said that!” He gulped back the tears, he was shaking slightly now. The words obviously shocked him more than they shocked you and the fact he was sobbing hysterically made you realise he was genuinely sorry.

“Taeyong, just shut up. You’ve said your bit”, you had to be firm with him, but your heart gave in a bit. You walked towards him and took his hand, sitting him down next to you on his bed. “I just don’t get why you’re like this. Why are suddenly like this? WinWin and I have been friends for months! You were the one who introduced me to him!”

“I don’t know. I just, I just didn’t like the fact you’re always with him. If I want to take you out, WinWin has to come. If I want a cuddle, WinWin needs one too after. Whenever I’m with you, WinWin is always just there”, he muttered quietly, his hands fidgeting slightly and his fringe sticking to his wet face. You sighed at the boy in front of you. He was a mess.

“Taeyong. Are you thinking that I’m going to leave you for him?” You asked in disbelief. “Are you really that thick?” Giving him a light punch on the forearm, you leaned into him, in attempt to show that you weren’t that upset with him.

“Huh?” He sat up straighter as if the action was going to help him understand you better.

“WinWin, he’s like a brother to me. Just like he is to you. He doesn’t like me in that way! I know him! He likes that little Japanese trainee girl who joined last year!” You took your phone out, showing him a blurry photo of WinWin’s secret admirer. Smiling fondly at the photo, your heart warmed to know that WinWin had found someone that he really liked.

“Wait, what?”

“Plus he’s not always around us Tae. More times than not, he’s with the others. Don’t be so harsh on him, you idiot. He’s innocent”, your voice was playful but the message was true and serious. Winwin didn’t deserve to be taunted like he was by Taeyong.

“Really? He’s not a threat?” Taeyong’s eyes lit up suddenly, his arm wrapping around your waist tightly.

“No! Besides,” you smirked leaning up to him so your face was inches away. “I’d pick you over him any day”

“What about everyone else?” He asked lowly, his eyes had darkened again now, but now he wanted something else.

“Hmm….yes, of course I’d still pick you. God, Taeyong, you’re easily intimidated” Rolling your eyes is a playful manner you tried moving away from him, but his arm kept you locked in place.

“I think you’ll find that I’m the intimidating one here. I mean just look at me”, he raised an eyebrow, and puffing out his chest in attempt to make himself look bigger and stronger.

“Mmmmm, yeah. Intimidating(!)” You giggled at his foolishness, as your lips locked in a sweet, and sorry, kiss.

Overprotective~ Liam Dunbar

Anon: can u do a 116 and 119 where y/n is scott and stiles baby sister and starts dating liam and scott approves but stiles doesnt and can you make it fluffy and funny please?

A/N: Yes of course I love big!bros Scott and Stiles! This was so much fun to write I hope you enjoy it (even though it kinda sucks lol) Thanks for requesting!


(GIFS NOT MINE!)

116. “You know I’ll kill him if he hurts you.”

119. “You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!”

Warnings: none just overprotective brothers and the excessive use of sarcasm

Word count: 1.2k kinda long, I guess.

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The jeep slammed to a stop, Scott smacking his head on the dashboard, and you smacking yours on Scott’s seat.

“Stiles, dude, OW!” the alpha complains rubbing his forehead, but the other boy ignores him, whispering an apology to his jeep before spinning around to face you, livid.

“YOU’RE DOING WHAT?” he shouted, twitching.

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GoT Afterthoughts 7x04 The Spoils Of War (Jonsa Edition) SPOILERS

Ugh …so much drama with the leaking of this episode. It was extremely hard to keep myself unspoiled, but I managed (mostly). I know a lot of you have been waiting for this recap, so let’s get down to business …..

Wow. This episode felt so rushed! For the life of me, I will never understand D&D’s logic for cutting this season and the next short, for all the content they need to cram into them.

So, with that being said, we start this weeks episode off in High Garden (or is it Highgarden?). The Lannister and Tarly soldiers have cleaned out High Garden’s riches and food supply and have a caravan headed back to Kings Landing. Jamie gives Bronn his big bag of gold because “a Lannister always pays his debts” but Bronn still wants his castle. lol After poking fun at Jamie’s sour mood despite their victory, Bronn goes with Lord Tarly and Dickon to assist in getting the rest of the harvest. Winter is here, and food is needed.

Side note: I love Bronn. Jamie and Tyrion should totally adopt him when this is all over.

Back in Kings Landing, Cersei is again meeting with the Iron Bank dude, who’s happy to continue supporting her ventures, as long as they get their money. She assures him his gold is on the way.

We head to Winterfell (yay!) where LF is busy being fucking creepy, as usual. He gives Bran the dagger that the cutthroat tried to use to assassinate him in the first season. He proceeds to blow smoke up Bran’s ass about how he will always protect Cat’s children and blah blah blah, sweet Jesus Petyr, we are tired of hearing the same lame shit come out of your mouth! (at least, I am). He tells Bran it’s the dagger that essentially started the war of the 5 Kings and that in a way, it made him what he is today.

Some very interesting things I gleaned from this scene:

  • When Bran asks him if he knows who it belonged to -I believe this was a rhetorical question. I think Bran knows exactly who it belonged to.  
  • LF is shook when he says the word chaos and Bran claps back with “chaos is a ladder.” Mmhmm.  
  • That is the weapon LF will die by. Without a doubt. (and it’s sweet poetic justice).
  • “I’m not Lord Stark” -another reminder that Sansa is the heir to Winterfell, as Bran will probably slip further into his 3ER role until that’s all he is and Bran no longer exists.  

Meera interrupts. She wants to go home and see her family before the Others come. Meera is hurt by how cold and distant Bran is after all she sacrificed for him, and Bran confirms what I said last week -he’s NOT Bran anymore. The more he hones his powers, the more the parts of him that are Bran will disappear -which is why he’s so void of emotions. It’s not trauma (although he’s been through and seen some pretty traumatic shit), it’s just the part of him that was Bran is literally dying as the 3ER takes over.

And Arya is home!!!!! Omg omg omg!!!

What is it with poor Arya and gate guards keeping her out? Okay, just seeing Arya’s face as she glances around Winterfell and looks at the banner -it made me so emotional, my husband laughed at me. He’s a dick, what can I say?

The guards let Sansa know about the girl at the gate, and how she’s gone now, and once Sansa hears who the girl asked for, she knows it’s really Arya and exactly where to find her. She heads to the crypts and there’s Arya in front of Ned’s statue.

This was a beautiful reunion! I know it wasn’t nearly as emotional as Sansa and Jon’s -and frankly, I don’t think any of them are going to be, and I believe that’s intentional, but for the Stark sisters -it suited them, and who they are, and who they’ve become. There’s no hate or animosity here …they even tease each other a bit, and it’s just so lovely and ashgdhjxugyfkcufyskfjcjcaa I AM SO EMOTIONAL!!!!! And we got not just one hug, but two!!! TWO!!!! I said before that D&D had better make this reunion worth while, and for me, they delivered. I love how Arya said that their stories aren’t over yet.

A few things that stood out to me in this scene:

  • Arya telling Sansa that being Lady Stark suited her. I’m not sure this is foreshadowing or just Arya giving her sister some kudos. Either way, it warmed my heart.  
  • Sansa bringing up Jon, and not only how excited he was about her reunion, but how thrilled he’ll be to see Arya too -this served two purposes: Sansa again, bringing up Jon at a time she feels vulnerable/safe, and at the same time validating Arya and how important she is to Jon.  
  • Arya mentions her kill list, and Sansa thinks she’s joking.  

Sansa tells Arya that Bran is home too, and we head out into the Godswood. No matter how unemotional Bran is, it’s beautiful to see my Starklings all together in one place again! ❤️ My heart literally grew three times its size!

After a brief hug, Bran tells Arya that he saw her at the crossroads and that he thought she’d go to Kings Landing. Sansa offers that Bran has visions now, and Bran says that Cersei is on her list of names. The look on Sansa’s face puzzled me for a minute -because she looks a bit worried, but then she kind of smirks a bit when she asks Arya who else is on her list. Now, I think that the writers want us to think that Sansa suspects she *might* be on that list, but I’m telling you now that’s utter bullshit. Lady Stark has taken over her new role in every aspect and that includes mothering her two younger siblings. I believe her look comes more from a parental place of worrying, and I bet the next few episodes will prove me right -ahem, did I not call the whole Bran is no longer Bran thing last week? Thank you.

As Bran pulls out the dagger and gives it to Arya, this only further confirms my feelings. Immediately, Sansa is suspicious. Why? Because she knows LF better than anyone, and she knows he doesn’t do anything that won’t benefit himself. I suspect she is both worried for her siblings, and thinks LF is trying to sway Bran into taking the Lordship so that he can ask for Sansa’s hand in marriage while Jon’s away. It’s the only thing that makes sense to me in regards to LF visiting Bran earlier in the episode. I also think this is all more fodder for fake ass Starkbowl too -to confuse the viewers.

Some things that stood out in this scene:

  • Bran gives the dagger to Arya. Arya is going to be the one who kills LF -Bran knows, he’s seen it, and that’s why he gives the dagger to her.  
  • My heart -when he says it’s wasted on a cripple and Sansa looks down sadly.  

Okay, our Starklings are headed back within Winterfell, and OMG my heart is exploding! And Brienne’s heart, too! Podrick tells her she kept her vow to Catelyn and she should be proud, and you can tell that she’s not used to being complimented. As usual, LF is creeping in the shadows like the human embodiment of a bloodsucking tick.

Another side note: Podrick is also a precious dewdrop! Put him in the same category with Davos.

Now we’re at Dragonstone ..dun dun dunnn. Sigh, well come on, let’s get it over with. We start this scene with Missandei insinuating that GW kissed the kitty and Jon interrupts them from below to bring Dany into a cave. Well, how clever. *eyeroll* I mean, you seriously have to laugh at that.

Jon wants to show Dany the dragon glass before they begin mining it, and it is quite lovely. Jon tells her he wants to show her something else, and the two of them head farther into the cave alone. Cramped quarters, and Dany seems winded from the walk up, because she’s literally panting. Wtf??

Maybe the airs really thin?

Jon explains that the hieroglyphics on the walls are from the Children of the forest, and Dany seems awed to be standing in the same place. She passes the torch by some stick figures resembling the Children and the first men, and Jon narrates how they fought together against the common enemy, as her torch falls on the drawings of the WW’s.

Ummm …….. no?

I mean, I’m pretty sure the Children made them to kill the first men originally, right? But Jon doesn’t know that, and he needs Dany on his side, so go ahead and improvise Jonny baby. 😉

Now, I’m assuming that this scene was meant to be romantic because of the sudden romantic music playing in the background and the open stares between them in the soft torchlight. Kit’s doing that soft half puppy/half fuck me stare, as Dany sashays slowly towards him.

“I will fight for you. I will fight for the north. When you bend the knee.”

Annnnnnd there goes Jon’s erection. If he had one … hahahahah! He tells her again that he can’t, and then Dany drops the BIGGEST hypocrite bomb EVER - “aren’t his people more important than his pride?” Really? No seriously, REALLY? Who’s prideful here? Someone get that girl a mirror because she has some serious soul searching to do!

But here’s the thing -I went into this scene expecting to be beat over the head with romance tropes and vibes (according to what I’ve seen you all post over the last few days) and I truly didn’t see/feel it. It’s not that I didn’t want to … I was really actually trying to, but I felt more like they were once again trying to show us a juxtaposition on who these two people really are.

They emerge from the cave and Tyrion and Varys have good and bad news -they’ve got Casterly Rock …but not really. Naturally, Dany is pissed. She demands that Jon and Davos remain while she has her tantrum. She implies that Tyrion is working against her, then gazing ominously out to sea at her Dragons says she’s going to fly them to the Red Keep. When Tyrion advises her against it, she asks Jon’s opinion. He doesn’t want to be involved but she insists.

Jon gives her really good advice, actually. He tells her to BE DIFFERENT. He tells her to be what her people think she is, and not just more of the same shit they’re used to. He tells her not to use her Dragons.

Now we’re back to Winterfell and Brienne is training Podrick again. Where’s Brienne’s cheerleader, Tormund? I half expected him to pop out from behind a wagon with heart eyes. lol  Arya wants to train with Brienne -she obviously admires her, and I ship them -my new brotp. 😍

They quick shoot up to Sansa and LF on the battlements and the grain is brought up again. Food is a big theme in this episode, as it’s mentioned in the beginning with Jamie, Dany also mentions feeding her army during her tantrum, and now Sansa, too.

She stops in mid sentence to watch what’s unfolding below with Arya and Brienne. She gets a worried look and side eyes LF when Arya mentions Brienne swore to serve both of Cat’s daughters (again, more writers bait to instill fake mistrust between the sisters -it’s more likely that Sansa mistrusts LF and what’s currently motivating him).

This fight scene is AMAZING! Two strong, beautiful women -individually talented in their own ways …this is the shit I live for!!! Arya looks and moves strikingly like Jon (before he took on Ned’s persona) -(wo)man bun and all!

Again, Sansa with her odd looks, and her side-eyeing of LF …they are laying it on thick.

Also, Gendry better watch out -Podrick’s got some serious heart eyes for Arya.

We head back to Dragonstone, and Davos and Jon are strolling the grounds (aren’t you supposed to be mining, mofo???). Again, I’m going to break away from everyone on the romance vibes here -I think that Davos is being facetious. When he asks Jon what he thinks of Dany, he never tells us what he feels, and when Jon says “she has a good heart”, Davis replies with “yeah, I’ve noticed you’ve been staring at her good heart”, implying that Jon’s been looking at her tits. Where’s the romance in that? That’s not love -that’s physical attraction. Let’s not mix the two just yet.

Jon immediately rebuffs Davos with -“There’s no time for that” the convo switches gears to the NK and how many men they’ve got up north. And then Davos jumps back to “good hearts” deliberately and LOUDLY, as they approach Missandei. This seems odd to me … I’ve already speculated that Jon may go undercover lover on Dany as he did to Ygritte, and many have disagreed with me -but I kind of feel like that might be what they are setting up here …

Missandei greets them “Ser Davos, Lord Snow” -and immediately Davos puts the brakes on that shit, “it’s King Snow, or is it King Jon?” (I love Davos).  We go over the concept of bastard, which leads to how Missandei got to be an advisor to Dany. And here again, I feel is another play on words to show how distrustful of Dany both Jon and Davos are (yet managed to fool everyone into thinking it’s ringing romance bells and trying to convince Jon how precious the D is) -Davos reminds her that she’s still “serving” Dany (reminiscent of what the Masters in Meereen said to GW) as to which Missandei replies that she does it freely. Jon is skeptical (and really, so am I) and asks if she wanted to leave and sail home to Narth tomorrow …? Missandei is insistent that Dany would drop her on a boat and wish her good fortune.

Jon (still skeptical): “you believe that?”  

Ohhh, he struck a nerve. Missandei very passionately declares “she knows it” and says that all who followed her (Dany) from Essos followed her because they believe in Dany and chose her as queen (ya know, except for those who didn’t). Davos says “would you forgive me if I switch sides?” And again, I can’t help thinking  how deliberate that line is -Davos is smart and he’s a good talker (as shown throughout the entire series), and I really feel like he’s playing them. I could be wrong, but my gut is really just telling me that something is off here.

Ahhh, and the scene I’ve been waiting for that conveniently comes after all this fake Dany romance BS -a Greyjoy ship is spotted just off the coast! Props to both my boys here, because they played up the tension and emotional angst nicely. Jon moves forward slowly, and then Theon too.

T: Sansa ….she alright?

The minute her name is on Theon’s lips, Jon’s chest begins to heave and he lunges forward and grabs Theon by the front of his shirt, vehemently stating that “what you did for her is the only reason I’m not killing you.”  

WOOT WOOT the murder kitten strikes again! Kit is sooooo good with these emotional facial scenes, my God! Do any of you really doubt this ship????

Jon is fucking in love with Sansa -it is so clearly evident that when he realizes his Starkcest is showing, he abruptly releases Theon, and shoves him away -just in time to zoom in on Davos, and guys -HE KNOWS! DAVOS KNOWS!!!

He (Davos) cleverly shifts the subject to Theon’s fleet and Yara. Euron’s got her. Theon asks where Dany is and they inform him she’s not there.

We jump back over to Jamie and his troops. They are finishing gathering up the harvest (food again) and Lord Tarly suggests flogging any slackers. Jamie is against this -the writers emphasizing yet again that he’s a good man/leader -which is emphasized FURTHER when he chats with Dickon about his feelings on his first battle. Dickon admits it was hard killing people he literally grew up with, and Jamie shows empathy -“they didn’t deserve to die, but Lady Olenna decided to support the Targaryen girl, so here we are”. Jamie may have been a great warrior, but he despises killing innocents, and in essence, that’s what a lot of these soldiers are -men forced to fight for the ones who rule them, with really no say in the matter. The scene with Arya and the Lannister soldier boys makes so much more sense now.

A side note: Bronn literally laughed out loud at Dickon’s name! lmao

Bronn and Jamie hear hoofbeats, the Dothraki army is coming, and sure enough, Dany’s leading them on Drogon. Now, I’ve seen people’s thoughts on this scene floating around Tumblr for days (TAG YOUR SPOILERS lol), but I was NOT prepared for how visually horrifying it truly was.

Another very important side note: the Khaleesi theme song that’s usually played for most of Dany’s inspiring scenes, has been given a VERY ominous twist. Go back and listen. It’s an important detail that many of you might have missed. 😉

The Lannister army scrambles to make a barrier of shields and Dany literally blows them away, ordering Drogon to dracarys the shit out of them. The Dothraki break through, and while they’re keeping the soldiers busy, Dany rides Drogon up the wagon line, literally torching all the wagons filled with food! WTF??

They have the giant crossbow with them, and Jamie tells Bronn he has to wield it, because you need two hands. Probably thinking that he doesn’t get paid well enough for this bullshit, Bronn races for the weapon, but a Dothraki develops a hard-on for him and gives chase through the burning camp. Bronn loses his horse and his gold, but makes it to the weapon.  Finally riding himself of his Dothraki admirer, he searches the smoke filled sky for Drogon, as Tyrion looks down at the carnage from an overlooking cliff. He has what I perceive to be a regretfully sad/shocked face, as equally sad music plays in the background. The Dothraki warrior beside him comments that “his people can’t fight”.

They zoom in on Jamie watching the soldiers around him burning to death, and then Drogon reappears and is headed straight for him. He yells for his men to take cover, as Bronn releases an arrow and just barely misses the dragon. He reloads, as Dany zeroes in on him, ordering dracarys as Bronn lets the next arrow fly and it hits Drogon under the wing, I think? Drogon is injured, but recovers just in time to stop in front of the weapon and bathe him in fire, as Bronn dives out of harms way.

Drogon lands and smashes the weapon with his tail, and Dany dismounts to pull the spear from him. Jamie sees an opportunity to take Dany out, and like a gallant knight, races towards her, while Tyrion watches from the cliff, pleading for him not to do it. NOT because he cares about Dany -no, his fear is all for his brother here, I’m sure of it.

Unfortunately, Dani and Drogon see him before he gets close enough, and dracarys again -but Bronn leaps out and knocks Jamie off his horse and they both fall into the water and sink below the surface.

The episode ends with Jamie in heavy armor, sinking like a rock to the bottom of the lake.

No guys, Jamie is not dead. Bronn isn’t wearing heavy armor and Bronn will save him. I promise. Jamie’s story isn’t over yet -he’s got a very important role to play in the coming battle ….

A few things to point out that should have been glaringly obvious:

  • Dany didn’t take Jon’s advice. If any of you have any doubts on dark!dany, you can toss them out the window -this episode was in NO WAY intent upon bathing her in a good light.
  • Tyrion is going to jump sides really soon -and probably Varys, too.  
  • Dany just burned most -if not ALL of the harvest, and now we understand the emphasis on food this episode, and the parallel of Sansa who, ya know -actually gives a fuck about feeding her people.  

I have more thoughts on this episode that I’ll share tomorrow, but I know you’ve all been waiting for this a long time. What can I say? I’m thorough, I’m sorry! Thanks for tuning in, and I’ll see you next week with more GoT Afterthoughts.

Prompt: Friends to lovers (part of a requested set) // Non idol au
Member: Jun (svt)
Genre: angst but fluff towards the end  
A/N: Only one left after this!! I fully stand by the idea that Seungkwan and Soonyoung and Seokmin would be excellent wingmen and none of you can stop me from writing them as such

  • You and Jun met in your freshman year of high school 
  • Like straight from the get-go you had a crush on him let’s get real here
  • You were the new kid and you were kind of a dork and Seungkwan and Seokmin and Soonyoung had been the ones to befriend you first 
  • They introduced you to Jun and you were like,, Shook because wow holy shit??? 
  • This boy??? Was so attractive??? How was he a high school sophomore??? What did he do in a past life to be this blessed?????
  • You got kinda nervous but still he smiled and welcomed you to the school but he didn’t k to you much other than that when you first arrived 
  • But wow talk about instant crush 
  • After school you were texting Seungkwan and you asked him about Jun and he was like “Oh shit do you like him??” and you were like “pshhh,,, whAt,,, noo,,,”
  • Seungkwan was just “Omg you totally like him let me help you!!! Seokmin and Hosh can help too!!!”
  • You had a feeling those three wouldn’t be the best at,,, stealth,,, but despite that you agreed and said “okay okay but I just want to get to know him for now alright??”
  • Seungkwan: proceeds to tell you everything about Jun, possibly even including all known medical history 
  • He just wants to be a good wingman okay 
  • So Kwannie starts inviting you to eat with them half the time 
  • You make some other friends but you’re closest with Seungkwan so most of the time you go over 
  • Yeah okay that’s what you say but like,,, it’s also because you wanna look at Jun let’s be honest here people 
  • You were super casual with everyone else but like,,, weirdly shy and tense around him which is how all the boys picked up on your crush 
  • Your awkwardness was only heightened by the fact that you were a freshman like damn reader that’s some bad luck
  • Jun wasn’t blind,, let’s get real here,,, he could tell you had a crush on him it was super obvious
  • He didn’t want to be mean and flat out reject you, especially since you were so close to so many of his friends
  • But he didn’t like you either?? So he just pretended to be oblivious and tried to limit contact with you 
  • It’s not that he didn’t think you were a nice person,, he just didn’t have any romantic attraction towards you 
  • For now lol anways
  • If he was honest though,, he kind of enjoyed the attention you were giving him???
  • Like you weren’t being super creepy or anything, you just got embarrassed and a bit clumsy around him 
  • It was endearing in a way, like who doesn’t enjoy that kind of attention??
  • It’s really flattering too??? His ego got a stroke that it really didn’t need considering it was already blowing up like a balloon 
  • Everyone likes knowing they’re attractive and that people like them lbr it’s a pretty universally appreciated feeling
  • Plus you never acted like you were going to confess so he didn’t have to do the whole turning you down thing?? 
  • If you started to act like you were going to finally tell him your feelings he’d just date someone he found attractive for a couple months and you would back off
  • He got confessions a lot but you were the only person he knew personally who liked him, which is why he tried to keep you at an arm’s length 
  • Otherwise he didn’t really pay attention to the fact that he was popular 
  • Basically Jun didn’t see any harm in the situation,,, because boys are kinda dumb
  • He thought you just had a silly little crush on him and didn’t see it as a big deal,, he didn’t really notice that you fell pretty hard for him 
  • He was just?? Such an interesting person,, and he was kinda lowkey dorky and awkward at times but he always tried to act super cool,,, and he has such a nice smile 
  • He’s just,,, so lovely and he makes you soft
  • Like he’s totally your first love you can’t even deny it you’re too heart eyes for him to even try to 
  • You sometimes text Seungkwan like “omg!! He’s so handsome!!! And we talked today and he was so nice to me!!!”
  • And Seungkwan is just like “Confess!!!” and you’re like “NOOOOO!!!!!”
  • Real talk you’re too chicken to confess
  • And you know everyone gets kind of emo about crushes sometimes,,, like we all have nights where we stay up and think that it’s not going to go anywhere and that we should just give up and move on
  • Lord knows you have more than your fair share of those nights about Jun, thoughts of him bouncing around in your mind
  • These particular nights tend to happen after Jun started dating someone new, which was every few months honestly because he was definitely one of the more popular students in school
  • And Seungkwan would comfort you but he thought Jun was oblivious so he couldn’t find it in him to get mad at his other friend 
  • Hoshi and Seokmin often joined in when you needed comfort because let’s be real these boys are a trio of beams of sunlight
  • So although those nights were hard, you had lovely friends to rely on and who encouraged you to keep going and not give up yet
  • They helped you feel like you had a chance, so long as you just kept trying and getting to know him better
  • This was how you spent your first years of high school really
  • By the time the end of Jun’s final year of high school came around, you still hadn’t told him your feelings
  • He and several other members of Seventeen were graduating,, they all had plans to go to the same college though so even if half of them got separated for a while they were certain to meet again next year 
  • Well next two years for Chan rip the maknae 
  • You had plans to go to the same college once you graduated the next year as well, since a few of your other friends were going there and Seungkwan (who you considered your best friend at this point) encouraged you to attend with him as well
  • After the boys did the walk, there was a graduation party over at Seungcheol’s place
  • Of course you were invited to attend (despite the fact that you weren’t graduating until next year) and say goodbye to everyone who was leaving,, like Jun
  • You really wanted to finally tell him how you were feeling that night,, hoping that he would consider your feelings and accept them once you began attending the same university
  • In your head it played out like something out of a drama, the main protagonist finally snagging the man of their dreams and then when they got to college, they could finally enjoy Romantic Bliss™
  • But you didn’t know that Jun actually had feelings for some girl in his home ec class,,,
  • She was also graduating and attending the same college as him and he had liked her for a couple months now, and he figured tonight was the night to finally talk to her 
  • But for whatever reason? You kept??? Clinging to his side???
  • In all honesty he got kind of annoyed,,, he didn’t pick up on the fact that you wanted to confess to him and he just wanted to be alone with his crush
  • But no he could nOT get rid of you and every time he wanted to talk to her, you were there 
  • He could see her kind of eyeing you a bit suspiciously and he was afraid she was going to get the wrong idea
  • So when you ran to the bathroom, he finally grabbed her arm and asked if he could speak to her in the backyard,,, a l o n e 
  • She agreed and he felt relieved to finally have a moment alone with the girl that he liked,, rip you 
  • He sat down outside with her and got her to smile with something he said before he took a deep breath
  • He was straight to the point with her, saying “I’ve liked you for a while, and I know we’re going to the same uni, so I was hoping you would accept my feelings and we could date and stuff” 
  • Wincing a little at the “and stuff” he sat, bated breath and quickly beating heart as he watched her features for a response 
  • Only to feel his heart drop down to his stomach as her lips, slathered in dark red makeup, tugged into a frown and her eyes turned sympathetic 
  • “Ohh Jun, I don’t think that’s going to work out,,,” she told him, her voice apologetic and the tiniest bit patronizing 
  • Jun of course asked why, unable to hold back his curiosity 
  • And she goes “Well,, we don’t know each other very well,,, and I’m gonna be pretty busy this summer,,, and also um,,,”
  • And he goes ??? and she sighs and says “Well it kind of seems like you already have someone who has dibs on you, they’ve been following you around like a puppy all night long” 
  • Tbh for her it was just another excuse to reject him like if she really liked him she would’ve fought for him but she didn’t and wanted to give him a more logical excuse than she didn’t know him well and she was busy and that seemed pretty decent to her
  • But Jun honed in on it and found himself getting really,,, annoyed at you
  • Instead of getting mad at his crush though he just said “Oh, alright, I understand” and she left, desperate to leave the awkwardness of the situation
  • Jun couldn’t help but feel,,, well pretty damn bitter
  • Your crush on him wasn’t something he paid attention to often the past year or so, like yeah sometimes it was irksome when you would follow him around like a lost child but for the most part it didn’t hinder his life all that much
  • Well until now at least,, which is why he NOW found himself getting irritated over it,,, because the way his crush had worded it, to him it sounded like YOU were the reason he had been rejected by the first person he had genuinely liked in a long time
  • So when he heard you say “Oh hey! I found you!” as you came out of the house and trotted over to sit next to him, he found himself rolling his eyes and wishing you would just leave
  • “Apparently,” he muttered but you didn’t notice it, twiddling with your hands nervously
  • “Hey so I really wanted to tell you somethin-” you started to say, but Jun, who was feeling heartbroken from his rejection and angry at you for supposedly being to blame, snapped at you before you could finish 
  • “I really don’t want to hear it, (Y/N), you’ve done enough tonight”
  • You were well,,, shocked,,, Jun was never one to get pissed and especially not at you
  • “What did I-”
  • “You’ve been hanging on me like some sort of freak all night! Hell, you’ve been following me around since you first came to this damn school and you don’t seem to get it. Jesus, I’m sorry, but I don’t like you in that way!”
  • You felt your heart start to break into little pieces in your chest as your eyes welled up in tears and you quietly asked “You knew I like you?”
  • He rolls his eyes again, still not looking at you, and says “Of course I knew, everyone knew,,, but it’s because of your silly little crush that I got rejected tonight, so can you please just take a hint and leave me the hell alone?” 
  • Your head was swimming with his words, chest aching at the harsher things he had said to you as you whispered “Okay” softly, your voice breaking as you stood up and ran into the house 
  • He could hear the tears threatening you just by the way you spoke, but when he turned to finally look at you, you were already almost out of sight, disappearing into the mass of bodies 
  • He instantly felt terribly guilty for what he’d just done,,, he was feeling upset and spiteful but he knew that was no way to turn down someone’s feelings, especially when they’ve had them for so long
  • But when he went inside to look for you, he couldn’t find you anywhere, and a few people said they had seen you leave 
  • When he tried to text you, all he got was an automated text back telling him that you had blocked his number 
  • After the party, he only had a few days before he had to go to the university town,,, he and a few of the others who had graduated had gotten jobs there for the break before their classes began
  • Those few days were spent trying to contact you in between packing, and hearing Seungkwan or one of the other guys chew him out every 3 hours 
  • He felt terrible for what he’d done,,, like yeah he was kind of a dumbass but he knew that was beyond not cool
  • In the end, he hadn’t gotten in contact with you, and he had to leave
  • So he simply made up his mind to talk to you whenever he came back to visit next
  • The guys for the most part let it go since he was trying to make it up to you and he was like family to them, but that didn’t mean he still didn’t get Seungkwan nagging at him every once in awhile
  • When he did come to visit though, it was only on holidays, and you conveniently had plans to visit family who lived far away each time 
  • He’d ask Seungkwan about you, and the boy would just scoff and be like “You’re sooo going to regret turning them down Junhui” and then the others who were still in high school would be nodding behind him
  • And he’s just like ??? BUT THEY WON’T TELL HIM ANYTHING
  • Truth be told, Jun’s rejection hurt you a lot, especially the whole saying you were a freak and your crush was silly parts,, but it made you want to make a bit of a change
  • You started to break out of your shell a bit more,, you weren’t super shy before but you weren’t exactly an “extrovert” either 
  • Plus you started working on hobbies more??? And got good study habits on top of that??? You were just becoming a better person really 
  • Also you were rather rapidly exiting that awkward stage that comes with puberty,, basically yes you were having a cliche Glo Up 
  • Real talk you’re beautiful as all fuck reader I love u okay anyways 
  • If Jun was honest,, he found himself missing you and your attention sometimes 
  • Like he told himself it was just because it was flattering to have someone admire you and after having that for so long, of course it was going to feel weird now that he didn’t??
  • But sometimes he found himself reminiscing about times when you guys hung out,,, of course it was never one-on-one and you always had some of the others with you two but they were memories nonetheless
  • He still had the photos too,, once while he was supposed to be studying late one night he found himself scrolling through his camera’s album and he came across the photos from when you all went to the amusement park
  • Seungkwan had pushed the two of you together for a photo and you were only in your second year and you were so embarrassed,,, like your cheeks were so pink and your hair was ruffled because of wind and rides and the gloomy weather and your mouth was open a little in surprise and you just looked absolutely flustered as he slung his arm around your shoulder and smiled 
  • Jun couldn’t help but find you a bit,, cute in the photo but the moment the thought entered his mind he just shook it off and blamed it on lingering guilt or something 
  • Finally your high school graduation rolled around, but Jun didn’t have it in him to come back for the party, memories of the last one popping into his mind and filling him with remorse 
  • So he just made an excuse about having to work and promised himself to find you once you showed up at the beginning of the next semester 
  • He did go through with his promise,, once he heard you and Seungkwan were staying in the same dorm and on the same floor he was quick to head over to apologize 
  • It didn’t take him long to find your dorm room, since you had the door open to bring boxes in 
  • You didn’t notice him until he cleared his throat and asked “Need a hand?”
  • And you look up, box of books in your hands, and nearly dropped it in surprise
  • “Jun???” you blinked and he offered a sheepish smile, nervousness dancing in his eyes
  • “Yeah, I’ve been trying to talk to you since the party and I heard you were moving into this dorm,” he admitted and took the box from you
  • Honestly,,, you were a little bit irritated at seeing him, but you had worked hard to get over what happened
  • It was a bit surprising to find that you weren’t really angry at him anymore,, but you couldn’t help but feel a bit proud of yourself for feeling that way 
  • You weren’t the only one who was surprised though,,, he was stunned to find that you were a lot, well,,, cuter to him now 
  • Was it puberty finally letting you live? A little bit yeah, but even before that, you had always been pretty cute,,, and he hadn’t seen you in so long,,,
  • So you let him help you carry boxes into your new room in exchange for listening to him once you had everything brought inside 
  • The second you were done, he was scratching the back of his head and looking to the side anxiously
  • But he did look you in the eyes when he spoke, trying to show you that he really did mean it as he spoke
  • “I’m really sorry about everything at the graduation party. The girl who rejected me kinda blamed it on you, and I was too blinded by my own feelings to realize that she was just using you as an excuse. I said some really hurtful things and I’ve been wanting to apologize since the moment after I said them” 
  • He spoke like hella fast because he didn’t want to lose his nerve and you were a little surprised because like not a lot of people would own up to everything like that
  • So you put a hand on his arm and he looked at you all Shook when you did but you just smiled and assured him that you forgave him
  • You promised to unblock his number and give him a chance to talk to you and be your friend again, and he found himself leaving in a bit of a daze
  • Seungkwan was waiting at the elevators with a smirk and was like “Let me walk you back Junhui~~~” and Jun’s internally going Oh No
  • Seungkwan: So I’m glad you apologized and are gonna make up with them :-) Aren’t they cute now? :-) They were always cute though you were just too dumb to notice :-) Don’t you regret rejecting them? :-)
  • And he’s spewing out these words so quickly that Jun can’t even respond right away but when he does he’s like “oh my god shut up Seungkwan let me live,,,”
  • But Kwannie is not about to let it go because he can SEE the BLUSH on his CHEEKS so he goes “Seriously seriously they’re super cute right??? You think they’re attractive right??”
  • Jun: ,,,maybe idk but I g2g see you later buddy
  • Seungkwan: OH NO YOU DON’T
  • Boo literally follows Jun to his dorm, talking about all the stuff you did in the past year to make yourself more mature and work towards forgiving Jun 
  • Jun is lowkey impressed and Seungkwan can see it,, and he gets a little bit of a plot in his head 
  • So he goes “They even went on a few dates to help them get over you!!” 
  • And Jun’s like “Oh,,?” and he’s like “Mhm that’s right :^” and he can see the pouty little frown on Jun’s face and the second he looks away Seungkwan is whIPPING out his cellphone to text SeokSoon in their own little groupchat 
  • These devious little shits 
  • What Seungkwan doesn’t tell Jun is that you hated all those dates though because the people they were with just,, seemed dull in comparison to your first love
  • After a failed relationship that barely lasted a month, you wound up opening up to Kwan and telling him that although Jun had really hurt you, you had a feeling he had done it unintentionally and you had strong feelings for him for three years
  • And yanno,,, those kinds of feelings are hard to get over,,, and everyone just doesn’t seem to match up to him in your eyes 
  • But anyways :^)
  • After that, you and Jun start to text a bit, but it’s very casually 
  • You still think he’s attractive and everything and you can tell that he’s really trying to make things better with you,, and yes sometimes your heart flutters a little bit when he does something cute,,,
  • But you’re hesitant to fall for him again because last time you fell deep it only ended in you getting hurt?? 
  • You don’t stop yourself from befriending him though and you slowly find yourself growing closer to him, even closer than you guys had been in high school
  • And you don’t know this but SeungSeokSoon are ALWAYS chatting you up to Jun as well 
  • You went on a blind date at one point and Seungkwan took a creepshot of Jun’s pout with this weird little cackle and Hoshi was like Kwannie chill don’t be too obvious 
  • He sent it to you like “this was his face when he heard about your date isn’t that funny???”
  • You kind of knew what was going on but you found yourself smiling a little dumbly at the screen anyways when you snuck off to the bathroom,, and when the man sitting across from you at the diner asked for a second date, you found yourself apologizing and turning him down 
  • You find yourself feeling surprised when you tell him “I think you’re very nice, but I think I know someone who would be,, less than happy if I saw you again” 
  • On your way out of the diner (alone after parting ways with your date), you text Jun asking if he ate yet and he tells you no and asks how your date went 
  • You just tell him that you have leftovers and you’ll tell him about it when you drop them off to him
  • Jun: OH SHIT YOU THREE NEED TO LEAVE AND I NEED TO CLEAN UP
  • SeungSeokSoon: And why’s that Junhui :-)
  • Jun: Literally just shut up and go you monsters
  • You arrive and Jun can’t help the way his heart beats a bit faster at the sight of you,, like you’re not dressed all fancy but it’s still not the standard college hoodie and jeans look most students sported during their day to day life 
  • He lets you in and you hand him the leftovers and wait for him to start eating before you start talking about the date
  • And as you tell Jun that there was just no spark and some boring things the guy had said to you, you really can’t deny the fact that the feelings for Jun you once had are still there
  • He hurt you yes,, but he had apologized like 30 times after the first one and become such a loyal friend to you 
  • You had gone beyond your high school infatuation and stuttering to get to know another side of him during this first year of uni, and you found yourself catching feelings all over again 
  • But they seemed much more,, real and genuine this time, less like a starstruck celebrity crush on someone you didn’t really know on a personal level
  • It had become more like developing feelings slowly for someone who you had gotten to know through 2 am discussions that got deeper than intended, who had spent countless movie nights in Seungcheol’s dorm room stealing popcorn from whenever he turned his head to listen to the other members, who always greeted you with a genuine smile now, who had the softest hair he would let you mess with whenever you told him it was too messy, who trusted you enough now to tell you his insecurities whenever they hit him hard,, who just tonight had pouted like a child when you went on a date but was eating the leftovers regardless,,,
  • He had tried so hard to make everything up to you, and though you were hesitant, something in you screamed for you to just go for it 
  • So you coughed slightly and then said “Well it probably doesn’t help that I have feelings for someone else”
  • And Jun just freezes and looks at you with wide eyes that are full of curiosity and a bit of hope while he chews his bite of food and you take it as a sign to continue 
  • “Well he’s kind of dumb, and he hurt me a while back so I’m kind of unsure about the idea of dating him, but honestly I’ve never liked anyone as much as I’ve liked him” you admit and look down at the desk 
  • You can hear Jun swallow before he suddenly moves forward and wraps up tight in his arms 
  • He takes a long, deep breath before softly saying “I’m still so sorry for what I did, and I know I don’t deserve a moment of your time after what happened, but I think I’ve fallen for you. Please, forgive me and let me call you my s/o, and I’ll spend the rest of my life making you happy so you forget all about that night where I was a total moron”
  • Your hands are shaking as you slowly wrap your arms around his neck and nod, whispering a quiet “okay” but he catches the word all the same and manages to hold you even closer before falling onto his bed with you
  • You guys lay there all night, wrapped up in each other and not saying anything, just drinking in each other’s presence until you fall asleep
  • Jun is honestly such a good boyfriend though like he works SO HARD to be the best he can be for you 
  • He doesn’t want you to ever regret accepting him back into your life and dating him 
  • Sometimes you have to reassure him that you forgive him and everything is all in the past but that’s not going to stop him from being the best that he can be 
  • Like he will straight up show up to your door with flowers and he’s always showering you with compliments and the most GREASY pickup lines
  • You hear at least one every few days to a week and he always gets SO disappointed in himself if he accidentally uses one he’s told you before
  • And it makes you laugh because he gets kind of dramatic about it
  • Hears a lot of tea from Jeonghan, Seungkwan, and Minghao and he always passes it along to you when you guys have dates in one of your dorm rooms 
  • Thinks it’s so cute when you laugh over it or go “No!” with a lil shocked expression 
  • He has a bit of a habit of holding you close and whispering really sweet things to you when it’s late at night and he’s tired, and it just makes your heart m e l t because this boy really does care about you so so much
  • He always gets this sleepy little smile when you compliment him back and it’s the most heartwarming smile you’ll ever see in your life like,,
  • It’s all gooey and vaguely puppy-like and his features are all soft from sleepiness and he doesn’t have enough energy to open his eyes even a little bit on most nights when you two get like this 
  • Literally this smile is just for you,,, no one else is going to see it,,, and you can’t help but feel delighted about it and everything about him tbh
  • I’m cutting it off here before it gets any longer or I fall asleep at my keyboard but wow you two love each other a lot that’s so disgustingly cute just go spend the rest of your lives together you adorable losers
How would NCT U (minus Mark) + Johnny + Hansol confess to you?

MASTERLIST

Hello Anon! Thank you for the request. I’m so excited to write and post this since this is my first request. Please bear with me because I have no idea if my writing is any good or not! Thank you and enjoy ;-)


Hansol: I see Hansol as a guy who’d fall completely head over heels for someone, yet keep it quiet for so long. He’d constantly be in utter awe of you, always smiling and staring at you when you’re not looking. Obviously, you wouldn’t have realized his feelings either, even though you were also head over heels for him. 

One time, you’d catch him staring at you when you two were eating at the dorms. “Hansol?” you’d ask. “Hmm.” “Wh-what are you looking at?” Suddenly a wave of confidence would overcome him and he’d move his chair a little closer to you, so close that now your knees were touching. You gulp. He smiles. “You have no idea how much I admire you, do you?” He’d blurt out. Reaching out, he’d reach forward and place one hand on your arm and the other on the back of your head. When you didn’t say anything, Hansol said: “I was happy to just like you secretly, but now I really can’t help it. I like you Y/N…b-but…but it’s okay if you don’t like me back. I’m really sorry for that. I mean, i know it’s a bit weird me sud-!” You leaned forward, kissing his lips softly, but then suddenly pulling back and looking down in embarrassment. “I like you too, Hansol”.

Originally posted by taebreez

Johnny: Obviously, this guy is full of confidence. He’d be so certain of his feelings and would take every opportunity just to compliment you and talk to you. At first, you thought he was just being nice for the sake of being polite, but when you noticed how he always avoided girls other than you, or turned down their offers of dating, you questioned why. Why wouldn’t he want to go out with these gorgeous, model-like girls/guys with perfect laughs and interesting lives? You were kind of hoping that this mean that he liked you, but that little voice in the back of your head would always remind you that, Johnny would never, ever, ever date someone like you. 

“Oh Johnny! That is hilarious! How do you do it? You know, you should show me those photos one day!” An SM trainee was currently stuck to Johnny, leeched to his side ever since he entered the practice room. It was clear Johnny was uncomfortable, and although he may be confident, he definitely wasn’t comfortable in telling them to basically “go away”. When he saw you, he practically pleaded with your eyes to come and save him. You walked over grabbed his hand and walked straight back out of the room to a different practice room, him following closely behind. You couldn’t watch them fuss over him like that.

Johnny was stunned at your actions and immediately questioned you on this, as the door shut behind you. “Y/N…? Thanks for that. I can’t deal with her right now?” “Why do you always turns down dates Johnny?” you asked; it had been bothering you for so long. You hoped he’d say something like “because I want you”. But when he actually said that, you were now the one stunned. 

“Me? You want- me?”

“I want you. I really do, have you only just realized?” He grinned at you. “What do you say? Wanna give it a go?”, opening his arms.

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Taeil: I think Taeil would have to know you for a very long time before confessing to you. Maybe even years. Probably because he’d want to make sure his feelings were real and it wasn’t some kind of high school crush. But with you, within weeks, he knew it was real. He’d still wait ages before confessing. Not out of shyness or embarrassment but because he’d want to ensure that he did all he could to make you like him back. He wasn’t going to wait months to confess and then get turned down, especially by you. You also liked him back and you also had the same thoughts on confessing (waiting a long time). I don’t think he’d necessarily ask you out straight up. He’d start by handing your hand more, complimenting your hair or outfit. He’d move on to asking you to go shopping with him or ask more for your opinion on what he should wear. Then he’d move on to more physical contact; he’d hug you more and have his arm over your shoulders. It was would be so gradual that you didn’t even realizing what he was doing (not that you were complaining though lol)

Then suddenly, all those pent up feelings would be out one day. 

You’d both be alone at the dorms, probably watching some movie and eating food. You begged him to watch a rom-com with you, which he happily let you do. On the couch, you had your head on his chest and he had his arms wrapped around you tightly. Sitting like this together was normal for the two of you, despite being “just friends”.

But, when you lifted your head to look at him and tell him how funny that scene was or how romantic it was, he suddenly kiss you pushing you down on the couch so he was hovering your body with his. Of course, you’d kiss back, leading to a passionate make out session between you two (yum. nice one)

Taeil pulled back, blushing profoundly from his sudden outburst. “Sorry Y/N, I guess we just made up for all those months we could’ve been kissing for”.

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

Taeyong: Taeyong is probably the type to give you something when he confesses. However, I don’t think he’d be the type to actually physically confess to you. I can see staying up after practice on his bed, with his laptop on his knees and headphones on his head. For weeks, he’d work on a mix-tape CD for you. For some songs he’d remix one of his favorite songs. Others he’d put your favorite songs on. And for the others, he’d write songs for you- a mix of both rapping and singing. He’d make sure they were perfect for you and that when he sung/rapped for you, he’d out as much passion and love into those words as possible. He might even get his husband Yuta or other husband Jaehyun or son Winwin to listen to them and tell him how to perfect them. On the front of the CD case, he’d just attach a Polaroid of the two of you as well as your name and his. He’d make sure to make two copies- one for you and one for him- and then get one of the younger members like Jeno to hand deliver it to you.

When Jeno gave you the CD, all he said was: “listen to it then talk to him”. Obviously you didn’t know what his was talking about, but when you saw your name and Taeyong’s on the front, your heart fluttered at the thought of him actually making something for you. It wasn’t until late that evening you had the opportunity to listen to it. Like Taeyong did for all those months, you were in your room, on your bed, laptop on your knees and headphones on your head. Resting your head against the wall, you closed your eyes and listened. You listened to your favourite artists singing about love and confessing. You listening to Taeyong’s favourite songs that he ha remixed. And you listened, in awe, to Taeyong soothing voice singing. At one point you could’ve sworn to have heard your name in some of the songs. It took you over an hour and a half to listen to the CD (excluding listening to Taeyong’s songs just a couple more times each)

You phoned him at 3 am in the morning, hoping he was still awake and willing to talk. He picked up almost immediately, quickly bringing the phone to his ear, anxious to hear what you thought.

“Did you make that for me Tae?” you asked softly.

“Yeah. I hope you know what I was trying to say”, he replied, eyes closing as he held his breath for your rely.

“That you like me? That you want me to go out with you?” you raised your voice slightly, apprehensive.

“Yeah. Yeah, I really like you”, he breathed. “Hell, I’m almost in love with you now. It took me months to make that, and I think its just made me like you so much more.”

“Well…I think you/ll find that I really really really almost love you too Tae”.

Originally posted by 1aeyong

Doyoung: Honestly, Doyoung would probably be so adorable when he confesses. I see as Doyoung being very confident with his feelings, like Johnny, and as soon as he was sure of his feelings for you, would want to confess to you as soon as possible. 

He’s always so bright and happy in general but around you this would increase by 364737384744% (that’s a lot BTW) His eyes would light up whenever he saw you. He’d follow you everywhere pretty much, not in a creepy way, but in a nice way (IDK is that even possible? It is now) You didn’t mind his company either. Your naturally quiet manner made him more fascinated by you. Around others, you’d be quite shy, but with Doyoung, you’d be more vocal .Everyone noticed this positive change in you, which only made you like him more. 

One day, when you walking around the city, Doyoung suddenly stopped you in your tracks and asked you to close your eyes. For some reason, you did and blushed fiercely when you felt his lips press a kiss on your forehead, then your nose, then your cheeks. You opened your eyes to see Doyoung looking at you shyly, a light bush across his cheeks. He’d suddenly smile and tell you that he’s always liked you. When you replied that you felt the same way, he’d smile even wider pulling you in for a hug.

Originally posted by 1aeyong

Ten: Okay, I can totally see Ten asking you out by doing something related to dancing. He knew how much you loved it when he danced. You were always so supportive and positive for him, which only motivated him to do even better to impress you. You had known him for for only a short while, but the two of you soon developed strong feelings for each other. It was obvious on both parts. You knew he liked you, he knew you liked him, everyone knew you liked each other, yet neither of you ever made a move. 

However, when Ten overheard Yuta talk about how beautiful you look all the time and how he’d love to dance with you one day, jealously quickly built up within him. Yuta liked you- but only as a friend, and Ten knew that. But that didn’t stop him from feeling just a little bit threatened that someone could easily take you away from him. He decided to do something to confess his love for you at last. When he asked you to be his dance partner for a reality show (which he did not give the name of), you happily accepted- this would be your chance to finally get close to him. 

For weeks, you two practiced together every night after he practiced with his group. It was a mix of hip-hop and street dance with a love story running through it. You loved it. He loved it. Everyone loved it. 

One night, you were practicing together and at the end of the song, instead of letting go of you, Ten kept you close to him in his arms. You were confused as to why he was holding onto you so tightly, his head in the crook of your neck and his arms wrapped tightly around your waist. You could feel his heart racing and his breath of you skin.

“Ten? Are you okay?”

“There’s no dancing reality show, Y/N. We’re practicing a dance for nothing…” he whispered, still holding on.

“…oh”, your heart broke. Why would he lie about something like that?

“I just wanted to reason to get close to you. I like you, and you like me. I just made it up so I could build up the courage to ask you out”.

After a few minutes of contemplating on what to say, you finally said: “I’m not mad…unless you take me out, of course”.

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Jaehyun: He seems like an expert when it comes to confessing to a girl. He’d know exactly what to say and do to impress a girl. I can see him being smooth as fuck and always telling you cheesy (and dirty) pick up lines which would only make you laugh and blush slightly. Unfortunately, he’d decide to ask you out via text like a fuckboy. You’d meet up in a city park, though, where he’d be waiting for you with a picnic and blanket with all your favorite foods and drinks. Your heart would suddenly race when you see him there standing with flowers in his hands, wearing a suit for some bizarre reason (c’mon Jae wtf u doing) You’d tease him the entire date about his attire. The two of you would stay there way into the night, where the pair of you would lie on the floor star gazing like romantics awe. 

He’d walk you back home, maybe even giving you a piggyback if you’re lucky. When you arrived, you’d tell him how much fun you had and how you should do it again. He’d laugh at how cute how looked, since you were stuttering over your words. That was only because you really liked me so it was okay. He’d kiss you on the cheek, telling you that he really liked you and that he wanted to take things slow because he wants to get things right. awe.

A/N: Sorry this one was so short and uGLy ew sorry JAehyun

Originally posted by yonges

Sorry I’ve only just realized how long these are omg lol

Bisous, Flo

Wanna-One Yoon Jisung Boyfriend Scenario

Not sure if “Love At First Fight” is an actual scenario term that is used; if it isn’t then all credits to the anon who made this request, lmao. Enjoy! (You + Yoon Jisung)

  • You had just gotten off your shift at you work, a coffeeshop
  • You were in a bit of a sour mood because of a rude customer
  • And on top of that, it was raining, and you forgot to check the forecast
  • Which meant you had no umbrella
  • You cursed to yourself as you walked outside with your bag over your head, trying to shield yourself from the rain 
  • Some days were crappy, nothing you could do about that
  • You managed to smile, thinking of taking a hot shower and curling up with your warm cozy bed and blanket at home
  • You would light a nice scented candle and cuddle up with your laptop and watch the next episode of a kdrama (if this aint me)
  • Your mood was just improving, halfway done on your walk home, when a nearby car ran over a puddle of water, completely drenching you
  • You literally screamed in anger and ran to catch up with the driver of the car at a nearby red light
  • You started banging on the driver’s window, noticing the handsome side of the driver’s face, with multiple ear piercings
  • You heard a loud “SORRY” as the car zoomed off
  • He didn’t sound sorry. Maybe it was your imagination thinking the worst possible scenario, but you weren’t in the mood for funny business
  • You didn’t know what you were hoping to happen, for him to take you home or pay for new clothing or to let you splash him with a puddle but either way none of that happened at all.
  • You trudged home, unable to hold back your tears as you finished the route, angry
  • You finally were able to hop in the shower and let the warm water wash away your anger
  • But a week later on your shift, a customer came in
  • A very interesting customer indeed, considering he had the sAME EXACT earrings as the guy you saw that night in the car
  • You were in charge of making the coffee for the day, and someone else was the cashier
  • You excitedly waited for the dude to order, reADY to exact revenge
  • He said his name was “Jisung” for the order
  • moRE LIKE JISUCKS
  • You giggled to yourself as you overheard the guy order a regular latte, the perfect drink for your plan
  • You made the drink, and instead of the classic floral shape you drew a skULL AND CROSSBONES….
  • HA!!!!!!
  • (y/n your revenge is kind of dumb it’s all the same once digested)
  • Jisung got the drink, and you eagerly awaited his reaction, pretending you weren’t staring at him when he got the drink
  • And…
  • “Haha what an unique coffeeshop, I’ll make sure to come back again! I can expect another drawing next time, (Y/N)?” he asked, catching your name on the tag of your uniform
  • You gaped at him, angered and confused that your plan didn’t work
  • For the next week, Jisung kept coming back to the shop, and every time you would try to sabotage his drink, either by giving him the completely wrong order or drawing weird things, at one point you even deadass wrote “Jisucks” on the cup for his order
  • and EVERY TIME the boy literally just laughed and smiled at you. Did he think you were joking????
  • He even asked when your shifts were, and would purposefully pop in to get his “daily insult”, as he called it
  • You made it your liFE’s GOAL to make him angry lmao
  • You eventually found yourself looking forward to him coming in, thinking about what unique thing you could do to him even when you weren’t working
  • You got used to his adorable eyesmile and his contagious laugh that you tried so hard stop from affecting you
  • You learned that he worked nearby, at an entertainment agency
  • He would always tell you stories while you were working
  • He would offer to drive you home, and when you asked him if it was the same car he splashed you with, he was genuinely shocked and sorry
  • “That was you?? Oh my gosh (Y/N ) I’m so sorry I really was in a huge rush that day, I barely saw you”
  • You couldn’t help but forgive him (even though you pretty much had completely forgotten about the whole thing over the course of getting to know him)
  • “OHhhHHHHh that’s why you drew angry things on my coffee?”
  • You nodded, trying to look intimidating, but Jisung only ruffled your hair, claiming that you were “cute”.
  • Even since then, you continued to do things to his order that would get a reaction out of Jisung, from creepy to scary to cringey
  • But one day, he just randomly stopped coming
  • The other baristas asked you about it, and you felt horrible that you didn’t even have an answer to give you
  • Every time the door would chime indicating someone came into the shop, you would desperately look up in hopes it’d be Jisung
  • You didn’t realize how much you would miss him, and it was killing you
  • This went on for a couple weeks, and eventually you started giving up that he would come back
  • You considered going to the entertainment company, but you scolded yourself for that idea
  • You really think you two are that close? Get it together (Y/N).
  • You even considered getting a different part time job, because this one was getting too sour for you
  • But one day when you were about to close shop, while you were cleaning up the tables, you heard the cashier call out “Oh, Jisung-ssi!” (sorry i had to)
  • You looked up, you eyes so wide they could pop out of your face and you ran faster than Usain to Jisung (hahhdfaha)
  • You totally attacked him with a hug, hitting him with your fists
  • “WHERE WERE YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAAADDDDD”
  • Jisung was shocked from your sudden action, but hugged in you return and patted your head
  • “What, no scary drawings for me this time?”
  • “ShuT UP WHERE WERE YOU”
  • Jisung explained that his entertainment agency had randomly sent him out of town to go conduct audition evaluations, totally cracking up at the fact that you thought he died LOL
  • “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL MEEEEEE” you whined lol
  • “Uhh (Y/N) it was sudden and I don’t exactly have your phone number”
  • Your hands dropped to your sides and you death glared at Jisung, pretty much embarrassed at this whole situation
  • You wrestled his phone out of his pocket and grabbed his finger to unlock his phone, entering your number in his contacts
  • Jisung laughed, with that cute eyesmile of his, and this time you couldn’t resist laughing along with him
  • He hugged you again, earning a blush from you, and started teasing you
  • “You missed me that much? You should have just told me how you felt, (Y/N), then I could have gotten your number and we wouldn’t have had this problem”
  • You hugged him back, “Well now you do, so you better tell me where you are from now on”
  • “It’s okay (Y/N), you don’t have to deny it… I guess I missed you and your coffee too.”
  • D’AWWWWWW

Originally posted by kimsjaehwan

BTS Gif Game Prologue
Rules:
  • If you don’t like who you get, too bad. Lol, jk, if you wanna redo, go for it. (But that’s like cheating, and no one likes cheaters.)
  • If you get the same person twice, redo the last one.
  • Enjoy.

Your Brother - You and your brother had become a lot closer over the past year. He always took care of you, even before your parents’ divorce. He had a shit childhood, and he didn’t want you to be brought up like him, so he took it upon himself to take care of you, since your dad was gone and your mom worked most of the day. She wasn’t a bad mother by any means, she was very passionate about you two, she just rarely had the time to show it, but she didn’t have to, because he always would.

Your Brother’s Best Friend - Because your brother was always taking care of you, he never showed his weak side. This is where he came in. Whenever your brother needed him, he was there. The same week the divorce happened, he walked across town at 2:47 AM with a backpack full of snacks because your brother sent him a text asking if he could talk. Now, he had a car, and was always more than willing to drop everything for the two of you. His parents were practically your second family, and he considered the two of you siblings.

Your Brother’s Asshole Friend - Another a close friend of your brother, he was less willing to drop everything, but that wasn’t what bothered you. What bothered you, was the way he acted around you. He didn’t necessarily “bully” you, but he was an asshole- No, he was the whole ass. He’d get drinks for everyone but you, and would ignore you most of the time you spoke, but when someone messed with you, he was on them like white on rice.

Yin and Yang - Trouble comes in pairs, and these two were no exception. “Brothers from another mother”, as they put it. They were inseparable, but they were complete opposites, balancing each other out. One would always be getting them into trouble, and the other would always be getting them out of it. “Yin” was a messy trouble maker with bad grades and the hottest clothes, “Yang” was an A+ book worm who wore thick framed glasses to school and always had his shirt tucked in. The one thing they did have in common? They were your best friends in the entire world. (Choose Two, First One is Yin, Second is Yang)

Your Flirty Friend - Pretty self explanatory, this boy is constantly making moves on you. You have been with the same group of friends for so long that his actions are seen more as general affection for you than actual flirting, but flirty all the same. The two of you do a lot of skin ship together, from hugs and putting your arms around each other’s shoulders, to laying your head on his lap while playing video games or holding his hand just because it feels nice.

Your Stalker Friend - Most people would find his… Talents, to be creepy, but you were fascinated. He was practically a real life Izaya Orihara. He had the upper hand on EVERYBODY. There wasn’t a single person in the school he didn’t have dirt on, and boy did he use that to his advantage. He was incredibly brilliant; his father was a lawyer and his mother was a the owner of several corporations overseas, and they raised him to be a chip off the old block. When he wouldn’t persuade someone, he would confuse them with his vocabulary and philosophy, including you.

losers club british uni freshers week hcs

since so many of you liked my british secondary school hcs! maybe i’ll do an a levels/college one at some point too lol. some of these are based on my own uni experiences

-ok let’s start with what they’re all studying hoo boy
-oh yeah they’re all at the same uni lol
-stan studies maths, bill studies english, ben studies architecture, mike studies classics, beverly studies fashion design with marketing, eddie studies physics and richie studies liberal arts so he’s majoring in drama and minoring in music tech
-they’re all in societies for their subjects but in terms of other societies stan’s in the orchestra and bird watching society (which he founds), bill’s in the writing society and is on the rugby team, ben’s also in the writing society and chess society, richie and bev are both in cocktail society (which is appropriately nicknamed CockSoc) and richie is also part of the uni’s radio station and the drama society. bev’s also part of choir along with mike and stan and she does kickboxing too. eddie takes an interest in archery and is actually really good so he makes the team. he’s also in the battle reenactment society and the harry potter society fucking nerd. mike is on the football (british football you uncultured swines) team and is a student librarian. he’s also a part of book club along with bill, stan and ben and art society with eddie!
-oh yeah they all go to LGBTQ+ soc even if some of them aren’t LGBTQ+ because they still show solidarity for each other and the community and it’s just a really chill fun thing to do as a group.
-as they’re all busy with their degrees and other societies it’s a nice way of them all being together 
-so i was thinking of making them flatmates but i’m saying they live separately bc i’m mean
-they all live in the same accommodation tho so they’re always visiting each other for tea and cake and have become honorary flatmates in each others’ flats
-ok the domestic shit is out the way let’s talk about the wild freshers week stuff
-richie’s flat is fucking LIT like they’re all super extroverted and they have these insane speakers that they all chipped in to buy because they’re all poor students and they have lights and they have a ‘chunder chart’ and ‘a first to…’ list (ie first to pull, first to get arrested).
-bev is always welcome in richie’s flat because she brings weed brownies
-richie makes it onto ‘first to pull’ first because he makes out with bev whilst drunk during the first freshers event which is a uv rave at a club. he argues it doesn’t count because they already knew each other
-they all go out with their flatmates on the first day (except eddie because he’s in a kinda quiet flat so he pre drinks with bill’s flat as they live closest) but they end up finding each other at the club and dancing together anyway
-after that they pre drink at a different flat each
-richie and mike are those students that blew their loans on alcohol and drunk meals in like the first week
-the halls are a bit shit like stan’s fridge starts to smell and it takes the uni like a month to sort it out and everyone’s walls are really thin (rip the choir soc’s flatmates when they’re practising) and ben’s flat discover a bin in the hallway that hasn’t been emptied since last year and has flies so they have to throw the bin away
-bill, mike and stan are the guys that pretend to be someone’s boyfriend if weird guys start coming up and grinding on them. one time bill and stan had to cover for each other and let’s say pretty soon there was no pretending involved
-eddie’s never really been that drunk before so when he’s got a virtually unlimited supply of alcohol he goes a bit mad and makes it onto his flat’s chunder chart every day of freshers week
-they all have a ‘booze window’ in their flats and they all compete to see who’s is best. obviously it’s a close tie between richie’s flat and bev’s flat but stan is fast catching them up
-they all love uni so much like they’re finally doing a subject they enjoy (not that they work that hard they all just do the bare minimum bc hey it’s first year) and there are so many fun events and opportunities!
-richie grinds on his friends and slaps their butts but like… in a friendly way. platonic grinding
-group costume for halloween yes
-once they tried to do a group study session and booked a room in the library but it was sunday and they’d all been out saturday. literally everyone was either hungover or tired (ben and mike came home at 5am) except stan because that boy does not get hungover and can survive on like 3 hours sleep.
-richie is totally the guy that falls asleep in lectures or oversleeps and misses his 9am and has to catch up by watching it online
-one day bill just cba and spends the day in bed alternating watching netflix and the lectures he missed
-they’re all those annoying students who have their laptops in lectures and are typing 24/7
-they ALL get freshers flu but at different times so for the first month they all have it super bad because when one person recovers someone gives it to them again and so the cycle begins again
-stan and mike are the guys that have a double vodka and coke and become sloppy drunk but they’re not aware they’re being crazy so they’re just poppin it on the dance floor like there’s no tomorrow. they’re the highlight of everyone’s snapchat stories
-eddie gets really wine drunk and is like a happy affectionate drunk but then bill gets a round of shots for everyone (they all pay him back by buying him drinks throughout the evening) and eddie is Deceased omg he joins stan and mike and then falls asleep in the uber so bill has to drag him back to his flat and lets him sleep in his bed
-oh the Sloppy Drunks totally scream YES BITCH or something along those lines when their favourite songs come on in the club
-they all head straight for the retro room as soon as they get into the club
-richie pretended to be bev’s boyfriend to protect her from creepy guys at the first club event and that’s how they ended up making out lmao
-the losers on a bar crawl. that is all.
-bill always facetimes georgie it’s so cute
-stan always facetimes his parents and him and his dad talk about bird watching and when he’s talking to just his mum she shows him his dog and he lowkey tears up
-richie gives people he gets with in clubs hickeys lol of course would you expect any less from count richie
-when the club photographer takes pics of the losers richie and bev or like stan and bill/mike are just making out in the background and bc of that they’ve never had a nice group photo during freshers week

anonymous asked:

serious question here! How does the voices of your OCs sound like? Especially Kiis?

Omg. I actually thought about this for a long time LOL. I remember I would used to listen to singers and be like “This is what this character sounds like” BUT LMAO OK GOD I FEEL SO WEEB BC ALL THE VOICES I’VE CHOSEN ARE FROM JAPANESE VOICE ACTORS I WANT TO CRY. I’ll put up links added to the VA’s name so you can listen along and imagine with me AHHHHH

Rein

Junichi Suwabe 

I’d always imagine him having a deep and sort of raspy voice and FML WHEN I LOOKED UP JUNICHI, I ALSO FOUND OUT HE’S THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS VIKTOR FROM YOI LMAO)

Gio

Nobuhiko Okamoto

His voice is also a bit raspy and I like how Nobuhiko’s voice can get low and pretty high, so he has a nice range eee 

Cerys

Sora Amamiya

Her voice isn’t super high pitch or too low, so I thought Sora’s voice was pretty calming and fits Cerys’ character

Micah

Mamoru Miyano

Can I just say that Mamoru Miyano is one of my favorite voice actors. He’s really good at doing pretty sinister voices– but at the same time peppy ones??? Which is good since Micah’s pitch tends to change whether he’s awake or sleepy haha.

Nuri

Kana Hanazawa

Oh boy I love Kana’s voice lol. It’s super cute! But not obnoxiously cute?? Like the perfect balance of cute and feisty huuu. AND CONFESSION UH THIS ISN’T TECHNICALLY A PICTURE OF NURI, BUT ANOTHER OC I HAVE THAT I DON’T DRAW ANYMORE, BUT STRONGLY RESEMBLES WHAT SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH COLORS LOL.

Sin

Ayumu Murase

Omg tbh finding a voice for Sin was so freaking hard because their voice is pretty ambiguous??? So like from the bunch, the closest voice I think resembles Sin the best are the more calmer sounding voices, for example the voice clip of Allen Walker (D Gray Man) and Shin Aonuma (Shinsekai Yori), but even then it’s still so tricky ahh

Uriel

Akira Ishida

I wanted him to sound sophisticated and a bit… condescending lool And well I love Akira’s voice ahaha

Wicked Willow

Daisuke Namikawa

I really love his voice for Hisoka tbh– I can picture Willow having a voice where he just… has a tinge of lust– or blood lust in it LOL. Kinda creepy, but melodic too. Rather than linking to the different voices that Daisuke did, I just linked Hisoka moments ahaha.

Kii

Takahiro Sakurai

OK I HAVE A LOT OF FAVORITE VOICE ACTORS. BUT I LOVE TAKAHIRO SAKURAI’S VOICE SO MUCH. And I think it just fits pretty well with my favorite parasite~  

BUT YEAH SHIT I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THIS LMAOO I UH HOPE U ENJOY AHAHA

Free! vs Yuri!!! on Ice (or why Free! is so much better)

I’ve seen a lot of  people comparing Free! with Yuri!!! On ice so I’m just sharing my two cents.

This is entirely my opinion. It will be biased. I don’t need anyone to agree with me. I know most people will get offended.

Also, this will be really long. Like really, really long. So if you’re good with that…

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Mr. Headphones (Highschool AU)

admin k: I missed writing series so i asked you guys what you wanted and this is what I’m writing now! If you want to see anything happen throughout this series, just inbox me/request and I’ll surely put it in the next chapter! If you just want to read, go ahead! 

disclaimer: swear words, violence in future chapters

genre: fluff, some angst

pairing: vernon x reader x joshua 

word count: 1.4K 

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(the gif has nothing to do with the scenario but i just love it   lol, he’s so cute)

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