this is so omfg i can'

I’m losing my mind a little because I’ve realized I can ask my (polite and straightforward) questions about Garridebs to Moffat and Gatiss during the drinks receptions that Paige @the-7-percent-solution and I are going to tonight. It’s informal conversation and some friends that had their receptions last night said they asked questions about the series and they were answered. OMFG. This is a way around them filtering the talks questions! And the best part is that we are attending both receptions, and Moffat and Gatiss are in different ones… so let’s see if there are different answers!

@teaandqueerbaiting @northray @isitandwonder @the-blue-carbuncle @skulls-and-tea @themanandthemachine @sherlock-overflow-error

anonymous asked:

I REALLY WANNA TALK ABOUT BLOWING H WHILE he is sitting on your chest and hes fucking your mouth, cooing little praises and encouragements, calling you angel. the desperate look in your eyes when youre gazing up at him makes him reach behind to touch you n he can feel how wet you are just from blowing him and it makes his cock twitch in your mouth and when he starts to rub your clit and you whimper and moan around his cock, the vibrations make his hips jolt. this is so rushed im horny and sleepy

WOW OMFG?!

“You’re doing so well pretty girl. Taking me so well, aren’t you? Look at you. Little deeper? Atta girl.”

anonymous asked:

OMFG MEL HELP! I was just lying in my bed and there was really huge centipede walking on my pillow towards my face, I screamed like a little kid😂😂... and I instantly remembered ch126 and Tokyo Ghoul so I crushed it with my phone.😂😂😂 Chapter 126 theories intesifies 😂

AAAHHHH THIS IS A BAD OMEN

Can you believe i’ve never seen a centipede before? i have many friends who told me that they saw one walking in their house or something but i’ve never stumbled upon one :o that’s so weird, i feel so lucky, i’ll die if i see one, i don’t even know how to kill those monsters 

anonymous asked:

Omfg my crush kissed me today because he asked for a kiss on the cheek and I was like oh well what harm can it do so i did it and at the last second he turned his head and osmsjsospdpfow !!!!!! kill me now please!!!!!

!!!!!! yo in that situation i would probably faint. but aye, get it girl ;)) if you’re not together by the end of the week, i’m suing somebody

Like hell the red lion is gonna let keith go so easily

bonus: black paladin, out. *throws double peace signs*

star wars films rated by anakin being Extra™
  • <p> <b>The Phantom Menace:</b> tries to flirt with the queen of Naboo. tells the Jedi Council he is "cold" when asked how he feels. 7/10 bc he is smol and good and the jedi are mean to him<p/><b>Attack of The Clones:</b> hates sand. "just being around her is...intoxicating." cries a lot. "I'm haunted by that kiss...that you should *never* have given me" anakin pls. 37/10 for pining Anakin.<p/><b>The Clone Wars:</b> now has an Edgy™ scar. causes many explosions and bad jokes. most problems he runs into are because he's v bad at hiding his marriage, fuckin dork. 9/10<p/><b>Revenge of the Sith:</b> where do i even begin. anakin NO 100/10<p/><b>Star Wars Rebels:</b> stands on top of a TIE fighter and flies it with the Force just so his cape can flap in a Cool™ way. 78/10<p/><b>Rogue One:</b> uses the Force to make his cloak flap, makes choking puns to scare Krennic. turns lights off of chest panel just to scare Rebels. literally has his fortress in the same place he fought (and lost) to Obi-Wan. a solid 59/10.<p/><b>A New Hope:</b> chokes people who insult the force. says "the circle is complete" & "when i left you, i was but the learner. now i am the Master!!". 12/10.<p/><b>The Empire Strikes Back:</b> Literally sits and waits at a dinner table so that he can surprise Han & Leia when Lando invites them to dinner??? also cuts off his own sons hand before revealing he is his father. unbeatable extra™-ness, 126/10<p/><b>Return of the Jedi:</b> chooses to redeem himself at the very last minute for the ultimate Dramatic Twist. burns on a pyre of flames. a good 30/10<p/></p>

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

Some Things in Beauty and the Beast (2017)

  • opening scene with the prince in some extra™ makeup
  • belle teaching little girls how to read
  • belle rejecting gaston SO MANY TIMES
  • le fou winking at gaston
  • the amazing cgi work on the beast
  • when belle shoved her father out of the cell and saved him
  • it showed what happened to Belle’s mother in a way that added to belle, her father, and belle’s relationship with beast
  • le fou’s cross-dressing BOYFRIEND
  • umm i think lumiere dabbed at one point in be our guest????
  • beast giving belle the library just so he can show her he has better taste in books
  • that goddamn waltz and when beast lifts belle up and twirls her and the lights are all pretty!!!!
  • FUCKING EVERMORE PERFORMED BY DAN STEVENS
  • wasting in my lonely tower
  • waiting by an open door
  • i’ll fool myself she’ll walk right in
  • and be with me for evermore
  • le fou being redeemed and not being an idiot in any way
  • le fou and his bf getting a HAPPY ENDING! A GAY HAPPY ENDING IN A MAINSTREAM DISNEY MOVIE SOMEONE HOLD ME
  • two interracial kisses in a disney movie?? um yes pls and thanks
  • that growl!!! omfg!!!
  • in conclusion: I want to watch this movie everyday for the rest of my life
So this is basically what I’ve seen from that Eren/Mikasa scene from the opening...

GOTTA INTERCEPT THE BAE IN TIME WITH THE MUSIC

DODGING THE BOULDER LIKE A QUEEN

WHERE THE FUCK IS EREN

OUTTA THE WAY SASHA

MY BODY IS READY

ROLLING GIRL BUT IN REVERSE

AH THERE YOU ARE EREN

WERE GOING TO HOLD HANDS ASDFGHJKL

WERE HOLDING HANDS OMFG THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE #ACKERGOALS

WTF MIKASA LET ME GO AND FIGHT ON MY OWN IM NOT UR LITTLE BROTHER BLAH BLAH BLAH

AH NEVERMIND THERES A TITAN COMING QUICK THROW ME THROUGH THE SMOKE SO I CAN MAKE A DRAMATIC ENTRY

#LETITGO

I’ve evolved from a trash can into an ultimate dumpster.