the ghost ship that didn’t carry us
egobang :: m :: game grumps :: arin wakes up in a parallel universe where he married dan instead of suzy.
(i’ve had a number of requests to repost this, since i pulled it from ao3 a few months ago! it was originally posted last april, and have been really heartened to hear how many people enjoyed it since it was taken down. so in honor of april fool’s day, my take on Wake Up Married:
It’s not like Arin’s never thought about it–him, Dan. Arin’s had a few dozen thousand very gay thoughts about Dan, because Dan is Dan. Dan’s not just unconventionally attractive, he’s hot, he’s scorching to such a degree that Arin would worry that if Dan actually got his mouth on Arin’s junk that all the ball hair would be singed off by sheer proximity. If Arin hadn’t met his soulmate at age fourteen, eyes locking across the crowded hall of an anime convention, he’d be the first to admit without any hesitation that Dan would probably have turned him totally, completely into a brunch-loving, pastel-wearing cock sucker. Dan would have full dibs on his butthole, and there’s no shame in knowing it.