this is so not 79 but ok

December 9

SMUT

Blow Me by @carrion-wayward-daughter
  Cas gets tired of Dean saying “Blow me,” so he decides to do something about it.

All I Want for Christmas by @fandommaniacx
  Dean is sick of you singing Christmas songs in November, so he goes to confront you about it but things don’t exactly go they way he first planned.

The Convention by @ilostmyshoe-79
  The boys and the reader head to a Supernatural convention because Becky needs their help. Things get smutty.

More Than OK by @impala-dreamer
  You stumble into Sam’s room without knocking and cross more than one line…

(Untitled: Jensen’s Tongue) by @impalaimagining
  Jensen’s tongue is an amazing thing.

Hens by @its-my-perky-nipples
  Your friend’s Bachelorette party was just the excuse you needed to to let your hair down, but things heat up when the entertainment arrives.

Paradise City by @lacqueluster
  A hypothetical question asked in the dark.  "Okay, if you like men so much then which one of us would you pick? And you can’t say neither, you have to pick.“   He didn’t say you couldn’t choose both.

Relax by @saxxxology
   You and Sam finish a hunt together, and you want more from him but you’re nervous because you’ve never been with anyone before.

FLUFF

Imagine Dean trying on suits and tuxes for your wedding by @bringmesomepie56

Love, In Parking Space 3B by @deanwhincheshter
  You parked in the parking space I always use so I wrote a note and put it on your car and you put one on mine the next day and now we have been writing notes for over a week just tell me your phone number to make this easier.

The Night Sam Sang Karaoke by @littlegreenplasticsoldier
  (The title pretty much sums it up.)

Close by @lipstickandwhiskey
  Hunting a witch is never fun- but when a last-ditch spell curses Dean, the two of you can’t dance around each other anymore.

ANGST

Revolving Doors by @chelsea072498
  Reader is coming home to Lawrence for her first extended stay in years. She’s got several surprises coming her way.

Restless Heart by @sincerelysaraahh
   You and Jared were nothing more than just friends. For years, you two were all you’ve got. Until the day Gen appeared on the show, and changed everything. And though, you were used to him dating other people, things changed when you found out he was engaged to her. 

SERIES

He’s My Cherry Pie by @aria-lerendeair
  Dean is a stripper.  The first time he meets Cas, he sees the guy breaking up with Crowley.  The next time he sees Cas, he gets to talk to him for the first time, finds out he’s Gabriel’s brother.  Sure, the guy’s a little nerdy, but Dean likes him immediately.  After that, well, Dean realizes he’s in way too deep, when he has a drunken night with Cas and Cas gives him the out of pretending it never happened.  For the first time in his life, Dean finds himself disappointed with that out, and wishing that maybe…Cas had been different.  Cue some misunderstandings, some overdue conversations with Sam, and maybe, maybe a second chance with his best friend.  (One of my favorite fics ever - I have re-read it multiple times!)

Love How You Hate Me by @carryonmywaywardwriters
  Sam and the reader are constantly fighting.  Can they ever get over how much they dislike each other?  

My Sister’s Wedding by @chelsea072498
  Eden’s sister is getting married to Sam Winchester, and it pulls her back into the family and small town she had grown up in.  She reunites with Dean, their past bringing up many memories, both good and bad.

On The Line by @ilostmyshoe-79
  It was a silly dare, a fun game at your best friend’s bachelorette party. It was late, and you were all drunk and tired. None of you were thinking straight when you started playing truth or dare, and that’s how you ended up calling a local phone sex hotline. It was stupid and silly. But also kind of hot. So you find yourself calling again, when you are sober and alone. But what happens when you hear that voice one night, out in public? What happens when you meet the man you’ve been talking to? When you meet Sam?

Balconies by @lipstickandwhiskey
  She moved into a new apartment, got herself a new job and a few new friends. What she didn’t realize, was that on the other side of her wall was someone who would change her life. A man with bright green eyes and a charming grin. The neighbors met on the balcony, but can their little world up there survive when it meets the real world?

Forever by @not-moose-one-shots
  When you find out that Dean is your soulmate, can you make a relationship work out?  Will Sam ever find his soulmate?

Things I’m Angry About by PrettyMessedUpSituation on AO3
  Jensen is upset by a few things of Misha’s. It’s starting to get difficult to be around him without thoughts creeping into his head. First on the long list of complaints is Misha’s thighs. (And so it continues…)

Welcome to the Con by @wayward-marvel-and-more
   Jensen x reader - they met at a con and they are drawn to each other.

anonymous asked:

yo! if u take fic suggestions, i have a fic suggestion: its called you can't block people in the group chat!! its a group chat fic (w side pairings like Brallon, Peterick, etc!! 💖)

Yes, I’m going to try and post all of the suggestions we have in our inbox now. I really like this fic, and it’s actually one of the few groupchat fics thats actually really funny.

You Can’t Block People In The Chat by Equifish (79/? | 30,550 | General Audiences)

[ 12:09 AM ]

Beebo: ok guys so like dont be mad but

Beebo: we;re all SO gay already i just

Beebo: *we’re

Beebo: fuck

Beebo: lets become even gayer what'ddya say

this fic also has a tumblr: @youcantblockpeopleinthechat

- Mel

thequeenofshebasays

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ur blog is truly a safe haven for spuhura haters…

As a bi-black woman myself… I love seeing Uhura with Spock. Get over yourself.

thequeenofshebasays

replied to your postur blog is truly a safe haven for spuhura haters…

And how come a poc woman can’t be with the leading man of a movie? Why is THAT the issue! Why not leave Uhura and Spock alone and want another character be LGBT and together! Why you have to go for the one canon ship that exists in the movies that’s a mixed couple?

Ok these comments are so misguided that I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’ve never seen the original series. 
Before the alternate timeline movies, the kirk-era canon amounts to 79 episodes, 6 movies, and a number of extra appearances.

Spoilers: sp*hura can be found in exactly 0 of them.

The ENTIRETY of star trek (kirk era) is based on the relationship between Kirk and Spock. Like I ain’t even kidding, straight from the writers/producers mouths. The creator himself, gene roddenberry, even created a word for them, t’hy’la, that in vulcan can mean lovers. I’m trying not to dwell on the many instances in which kirk and spock demonstrate again and again that they are the most important person in each others’ lives, because those can all be easily googled or SEEN; just know that at some point kirk steals the enterprise, gets himself a court martial, sees his son get killed by klingons, burns the enterprise to pieces, and all to bring spock’s soul back to vulcan for some ritual he didn’t know shit about.

In the movies, they are depicted in their older age. None of them has married, choosing instead to stay at each other’s side. And people in the fucking 60s and 70s started shipping them. Like, hardcore shipping them. Shipping them so much they printed entire zines in their houses and sent them to each other. In a time where being gay was much more dangerous than now, the Kirk/Spock phenomenon was nothing short of revolutionary; it brought gay people together, it opened many minds, and it assured itself an eternal feud with the writers and producers of star trek, because homophobic hollywood.

Uhura was also a great force of change in tos. Her kiss with kirk, even if it was the “aliens made them do it” kind, was revolutionary. In the latter movies, she develops a fling with scotty, but it’s never explored in detail and it’s left in the background. All in all, she kicks ass 24/7 without thinking too much about romance. Truth to be told, NOBODY in star trek thinks too much about romance. They didn’t feel the compulsory need to have a main heterosexual couple to reassure their audience. Many of the early tos episodes see kirk or (rarely) some of the others have brief flings, but nothing that ever lasted more than one episode.

In AOS, the first time we see uhura, she’s being harassed in a bar by kirk. Jim Kirk, who in the original series was the most gentle person in the galaxy. She then proceeds to be used as a tool to reaffirm spock (ad kirk’s) heterosexuality, and from then on her storyline stops revolving around how much of a kickass, competent officer she is and starts revolving around being a love interest to the male lead. Don’t fool yourself, the straight white men who wrote aos didn’t write uhura with spock because they thought it would be amazing for a black woman to date a male lead. They did it because they needed a hottie to de-homo kirk and spock, and since uhura is pretty much the only consistent female character in that particular storyline, she was the obvious choice.

You can enjoy it all you want; it does not mean it’s not a homophobic, misogynistic, lazy plot line created by people who found themselves rewriting a series almost devoid of heterosexuality, and picked the two characters that would serve them better for the goals they had in mind: a hot hetero couple for the big hollywood blockbuster and the de-homoing of those characters the bad people ship.

Aos could have been an amazing source of change; it could have aknowledged the bond between kirk and spock people have been seeing and raving about for 50 years; it could’ve given uhura a much more prominent role while still having the option of her dating one of the leads - scotty, bones, sulu, the choices were many - but no. It chose to be the masturbatory fantasy of every fuckboy on the planet. Explosions and heterosexuality always work for them.


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Worldwide, mysterious radio stations are broadcasting unexplainable signals. One of the most curious is UVB-79, which has been traced back to Russia. This station was first discovered in 1982 and consists of a constant buzzing sound. Every so often this buzzing sound is interrupted by a voice that appears to be giving cryptic messages in Russian. On top of this, listeners have frequently heard distant conversation and background noise, indicating that the buzzing is not generated internally but are transmitted from a device that is placed behind a microphone. In 2010, the following background conversation was heard from the station: “Officer on duty of communication node Debut senior ensign Uspenskaya, got the control call from Nadezhda OK.” The government and the broadcasting officials have refused to reveal the purpose of this peculiar station which has led to many conspiracy theories and obscure speculations. One of these theories is that the station is used by intelligence agencies to pass messages to one another. This station is one of many known as Number Stations. It was these stations that inspired the radio broadcast of the numbers in the well known TV show, Lost.

Hump Day Smutttt

Merry Smutmas!! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday! Sorry if this post is a little bit short, I’m at home for Christmas and I pretty much fall off the face of the planet when I’m with my family. 

Crash Landing by @kittenofdoomage (Some alpha!Cas plus wing kink.)

Neon Pink by @mysupernaturalfics (Nobody deflowers quite like Dean-o.)

Be Honest by @fvckinpayno (Gurl. This Dean smut is on point. Shout out to @puddingandpiesxoxo for including it in my birthday smut post. So. Good.)

Yes Daddy by @dontcallmebabe-ok (A little bit of daddy kink with Sam.)

Originally posted by soulrevivall

I’ll Be Right Here by @ilostmyshoe-79 (omg Dean can check my stitches too if he wants.)

Netflix and Freeze by @mrsjohnsmith (Yes, I would like one Dean Winchester-shaped personal space heater please.)

Straight A Student by @ilostmyshoe-79 (This wasn’t written for me, but I think it was kinda written for me. Dean rewarding you for a job well done after finals week.) 

Originally posted by swissmom8873

Under the Tree by @withoutaplease (Christmas sex with Sammy boy.)

Rough by @mysupernaturalfics (You and Sam both like it rough.)

Dream Walking by @leviathanslovedick (After Cas enters your subconscious to bring you out of a nightmare, he comforts you.)

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Happy Easter Monday to all my Canadian Friends. Love you all so much. You guys help me get through my day everyday.

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What the FIFA 16 ratings should be
  • Hope: 88, not 87
  • Syd the Kid: 82 is OK I guess
  • Christie: 81 probably, instead of 83...
  • Becky: 82, 84 is a bit high IMO
  • KO: 84, 81 is waaay to low
  • Engen: 80, not 79
  • A Rod: 81, not 74 lol...
  • HAO: 81 is decent
  • Carli: 90, 86 is low
  • Kriegs: 83, not 80
  • Holiday: 83, not 81 but she is retiring...
  • Baby Horse: OK, 84, really??? Should be 88
  • Mo Bri: 81, not 74. In a couple of years she'll be 86
  • Pino: Yeah 87 is respectable
  • Lori: Will she be in it? If so then perhaps 79
  • Tobs: 83 is f*****g ridiculous. Should be 87+
  • Ash: Ehh...81, not 80
  • JJ: 84, not 81.
  • Abby: Sorry but how about 85?
  • Alyssa: Dunno maybe 77?
  • Kling: Should be 83
  • Press: 83, 72 isn't right
  • I believe that these are perfectly reasonable. The oldies drop a little of course because they aren't at there prime. And the young ones will rise over time. Like and reblog and spread the word of what the ratings should really be!

Ok it’s been a really long time.

A lot of things happened, as my weight gain. I was at 77kgs and yesterday I woke up at 79. 79 KILOS. For 1M60.

It’s been ages since I had weighed 79 kilos. I feel horrible, bloated, full of fat ans so on.

I guess it really hurted me to see that weight again, like all I did in the past was for nothing. 

I gained 15 kilos in 7 months. 15.

I don’t have the words to express myself right now but I feel really bad. Ans motivated, in some kind of way. But it’s going to be a long road to go back to ths point

I ate pretty well today, made some blood analysis, went to bodypump and it’s been 10 days since the last time that i smoked.

I have to keep it that way.

This is so true.

“Always be yourself. The things that are meant to find you will find you. And the people who are suppose to fit into your puzzle will fit.”

Y'all fit into my puzzle perfectly. (I have no clue why the y'all is coming from) Love you all.

-Raegan

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