this is so mean of me

the true beauty and the beast ‘gay moment’

  • “who needs her when you’ve got us?”
  • “it’s never going to happen ladies”
  • “I’m not done with you yet” - “me neither”
  • LeFou looking dreamy and biting his bottom lip when Gaston says “picture it LeFou (…) adorable children running around while my love rubs my tired feet”
  • LeFou’s dreamy look turning into a frown the second Gaston adds ‘but what does Belle say?”
  • the whole Gaston song
  • “LeFou you’re the best. How is it no girl has snatched you up yet?” - “I’ve been told I’m clingy, but I really don’t get it” + the Look
  • the nose boop
  • the dance with Stanley at the end

basically pretty much all the lefou scenes were gay because he’s gay af it wasn’t even subtext it was obvious and subtle at the same time goodbye

7

Welpp Friday was a madness basically

Queen P was in the city so @crown-pigeon , Damien and I found a motive and dragged her with us. Needless to say it was fairly decent. Nah it was too lit

Okay I swear there was due to be more snaps but my phone broke as soon as we got into the club so you’re just gonna have to hold these x

@roydahomie I hope your night was fully of banter and jokes bubs! I swear I got too many stories from this 

*Ahem Nathaniel choking on a cherry stem

And the girl stalking poor Damien

Aaand that guy in the middle of the dance, you literally had to be there to see him

2

if anything happens to killian i will face griffin mcelroy and walk backwards into the astral plane

   mfw people sexualise cadet strife.

Um, yes hello if anyone wants to give me some soft serve icecream with rainbow sprinkles…and like maybe all the money in their wallet or something I wouldn’t oppose.😊✨

Anyway my DnD character is a sun-elf cryptzoologist who got kicked out of her home/university for stealing books and theses and shit for her research.

She’s a discredited academic, but one knows it, and she’s very prepared to kiss monsters after she sketches them in her field journal. 

She’s stubborn, paranoid, kinda rude and sarcastic, prone to lying, and as a rogue, she mostly steals books… but will steal other things. 

She uses minor illusion as a scare tactic a lot, and it’s a riot.

Her name is Nivara? because I haven’t found anything that fits, and so we’ve established that this is her fake name and we write the question mark down every time.

She’s on the hunt for DnD Mothman. 

Tagged by @kouta282. Thank you sweetheart! ^///^

Rules: Bold the things that apply to you

I am 5′7″ or taller
I wear glasses
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have or have had braces
There is something I would change about the way I look (I enjoy being trash)

Personality:
My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin
I am an introvert
I like meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality

Ability:
I can sing well
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well
I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch

Hobbies:
I enjoy playing sports
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week (I’m not fit though!)
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
Fandoms are my #1 passion
I do or have done martial arts (for like a week does that still count?)

Experiences:
I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

Relationship:
I’m in a relationship
I have a celebrity crush
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend

My life:
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
(does my partner count?)
I live close to my school / university
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I live in the United States
There is snow right now where I live
I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CDs
I share my room with someone

Random shit:
I have breakdanced

I know knew a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
I have dyed my hair
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life
I speak at least 2 languages fluently
I have made a new friend in the past year

Honestly, I want to tag anyone who wants to do this, but since I can’t read minds, here are some adorable mutuals:
@3dglassesandgemshards, @buenos-nothing-im-starving, @officialtwogami, @sinnoh-nym, @komaedas-ass, @strawberryprincen, @madamnebula, @labeight, @runicbeast, @shsl-trash-11037, @hebinui-chan, @dothackeryggdrasil, @chisachandelier, @testnameplzignore, @zuchini-7

If you want to of course!

anonymous asked:

So, based on that sneak peak, I'm asuming that Henry knows Hook's crew. Maybe... Hook took him to hang out with them? At the rabbit hole? Under the promise that his mothers must never know? Maybe they call him "the Captain's boy" now? And they teach him everything about ships (and other things, you know. Violet will apreciate that. Emma and Regina not so much)... Can someone please write it? Please???

Well… I think if Hook took 13-year-old Henry to hang out at the Rabbit Hole, to be taught sea shanties with naughty lyrics and how to do shots and how to “know his way around women” by a bunch of pirates, it’d be a race whether Regina or Emma flayed him alive first.

Besides, his crew isn’t around. They weren’t on his ship when he got it back and we haven’t seen them in ages. They’re probably holed up in the pub, mumbling about how Hook’s neglecting them to make time with his girlfriend, the traitor. That’s why there was no serenade on the Jolly Roger. Killian asked them to, but they all said, screw you cap’n, you haven’t bothered with us in like two seasons, serenade the lady yourself you faithless bastard.

anonymous asked:

Hi marlen this might be off topic but how does one meet a nice girl? ( I am girl btw) I live in a small city in germany and it's just so hard for me?

move to berlin

i mean it. like i used to live in a small town too and it was nearly impossible to find wlw’s there but here you meet so many lgbt people and there are safe spaces, clubs etc. it’s great. i literally found no other way bc it was hard for me too and as soon as i moved to berlin it got easy and i just feel so much more comfortable bc you can be yourself here, you can hold your gf’s hand and kiss her in public, without being scared. that was my only solution, i hope you find another one, that suits you the best <3 all the best from me, *hugs you tight*

your mobility aids aren’t ugly and they don’t make your appearance any less attractive.