this is so funny though haha

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so i finally got a drawing drive today and i was only able to muscle out these two precious Lucio’s! I imagine him to be the trendiest of the ovw crew

Have the precious child in colourful clothes! ´w`/

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Ways I am exactly like Maria Reynolds

• half-dressed
• apologetic
• a mess
• looks pathetic

Other moms showing pictures on their phone: our youngest just turned 15 and our eldest is off to college to become an architect, they grow up so fast. I will say I’m glad we stopped when we did though, two was a bit of a handful haha.

Me, a cool tumblr mom: ha ha yea tell me about it.

Other moms: but you don’t have any???

Me: sure I do *whips out phone and starts scrolling through tumblr* this one is Julia, she’s 72 and she knits sweaters for homeless shelters, and this one writes unbeLIEVABLE stucky fanfic, just the Best ™. This one does amazing korassami fanart. This one is probably going to be president one day, this one is sad a lot but that’s okay we love them anyway, this one just came out as non binary and we love them unconditionally, this one is dealing with some awful health stuff but they’re coping so well I’m so proud, this one just got into community college and I cried I was so happy for them, this one keeps asking me Pratchett meta questions which is amazing. This one’s my ‘trashcan’ gay daughter and I love her, she’s not really a trashcan but she thinks it’s funny to call herself one so we humor her, we’re very proud of her, this one draws me fanart of my ocs which makes me happy, this one gets easily overwhelmed by social situations but they’re getting there, this one sends me bad books to read all the time, this one…

So in my biology class today, while learning about genetics, our teacher had us doing this activity where we simulated the process of how a person ended up with the genes and traits that they do using the parents genes. We were supposed to draw an end result of what they would look like with the genes that they got, and we were told to draw the full body only wearing a diaper so we could see all the traits. But somehow i missed the memo that we were supposed to draw a baby, so I ended up turning in a drawing of a ripped 27 year old dude only wearing a diaper, and now it’s hanging on the wall next to all the baby drawings. This is going to be an interesting rest of the year…

” I didn’t know you could read Jesse.”
” Haha. You’re real funny a-hole. C’mere.” 


I never got to finish this. It’s for McHanzo week! Work has been shitty ( even though I’m supposed to be on vacation) and my ipad (aka: digital sketchbook) is not working so good lately. It’s old as fuck tho. I need a new one. 

Day2: Domestic (yes I know I’m a whole effin’ day behind. please. forgive me.)

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TG: your point?

TG: its still good

EB: blegh.

I relate to bum, because when i was younger and in a really dark period of my life i too used to imagine someone, anyone, who could save me and validate me and make me feel secure about who i was.

Yoonbum has seen sangwoo as a saviour, who held everything; friends, affection, warmth, care, comfort, connection. Yoonbum has been raped before and it almost happened again in the army, but he was saved this time; sangwoo saved him. And it’s not like sangwoo helped him up and carried him away, but bums state of mind probably boils sangwoo up even more in his head.

In the spoilers it’s ripped away, the last bit of it. Sangwoo’s changing actions, from scary and violent and dangerous, to being exactly what bum imagined him to be. Even though “I can’t today..” is kinda funny (its so cute and funny haha), it’s also so sad because imagine how much sad lonely abused depressed yoonbum has dreamed about doing couple-things with sangwoo, in a healthy happy relationship. Is he imagining sangwoo teasing him, having fun, lusting after him? 

And when they go shopping, even after it all he still thinks “Isn’t that what couples do?”. Maybe somewhere, imaginary kind sangwoo is. i i dont doubt one bit that yoonbum could forgive sangwoo if he apologized and became who bum thought he was. which is fucking heartbreaking.

But when sangwoo says “i’ll sing for you”, a thing that a normal amazing boyfriend would maybe proudly do to his boyfriend in a crowd full of pretty girls, that seems like it’s bums wakeupcall, and it rips him apart. He has probably hoped that someday ‘kind sangwoo’ will reappear and save him. But he won’t, and yoonbum has realised he is all alone, nobody wants to help him, and this monster of a being is standing there singing for yoonbum the way that ‘kind sangwoo’ should have. The last bit of hope that someone will come save bum is gone, and i think that’s nearly exactly what happens in these frames.

me on New Year's Eve
  • 11.59: Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great
  • 12.01: Last year's wishes are this year's apologies
When I Was Jungkook // JK x Reader

Formerly known as Salt and Pepper

This was a little random. I had the idea to write about what would happen if Jungkook and Y/N switched lives and bodies, and had to go through the other person’s life, kinda like Freaky Friday. I thought it’d be funny haha, but this one is a lil random. I loved writing it though, so let me know if you want a part 2?

Genre: comedy, fluff, i can make this somewhat smutty in future if ya’ll want hehe
Jungkook x reader
Length: 9k words


YOU closed the lid of your laptop with a sigh, pushing it to the side and running your fingers through your hair. Leaning back in your chair and eyeing the clutter of your desk, you basked in the realisation that now you could finally go to sleep. You looked over at the clock next to your bed to find that it was 2:43am. You had only just finished everything now. And you still knew that soon enough you’d be assigned another twenty things.

Being a university student meant that you were given barely time to even breathe around all the work your professors set for you. What with your job added onto all of that, the amount of stress you dealt with on the daily was crazy. But you dealt with it regardless because you were passionate about what you were studying, and if this is what you had to do to reach the place you wanted to get to then so be it.

Your job was one thing you were less enthusiastic about, but that couldn’t be helped. Your tuition wasn’t going to pay itself.

Besides all the stress and work, you liked to think you were a cheerful and optimistic person. You were reasonably confident that at some point your life would stop being as damn repetitive as it was now. Work, lecture, study, sleep, repeat. You hated to admit that your life was dull, but it really was. There wasn’t much else to say about it, if you were honest.

Pulling yourself out of your desk chair hurt far too much. You’d been sitting still there for so long that your back absolutely killed now that you’d straightened out. Your bedroom door opened as you sat down on your bed, allowing your dog to wander lazily into the room. He immediately came to you and rose up to rest his paws on your thighs, trying to lovingly lick your face. You pushed his head away from you with a soft chuckle, mindful of the fact that the rest of your family would definitely be asleep by now. Cookie must have gotten bored of staying in your sleeping sister’s room again, which would be why he was now here trying to lick your cheek as you tried to keep his tongue off of your skin.

Eventually you fought him off and managed to lie down with your head resting on your pillow. Your poor rejected Cookie took the hint that you were going to sleep and curled up in a fluffy ball next to your body. You lay there for a minute petting his curly fur for a few minutes, just thinking. Right before your eyes fluttered closed, you wished for the fiftieth time that your life would change from dull and repetitive to somewhat eventful. At least you could dream of what it would be like.

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TOP- He would feel a bit flustered at first, but I feel like he would take it on as a game. Waiting for the right moment to do the same to you ‘‘Oh, you better watch out Y/N,’‘ so you better watch out, he will get his revenge on you. I feel like this would become a kind of game between you two, where you would always try to get each other back.

Originally posted by j-miki

Taeyang- This guy, he would find it so amusing though. He would kind of giggle about it, finding it funny how you just out of nowhere slapped his butt and walked away so nonchalantly ‘’Haha…..Y/N what was that for?’’, as if you didn’t do anything. He would do the same thought, but it wouldn’t turn out into a game like it did with Tabi.

Originally posted by lovejjengex

GD- As soon as you slapped his butt, don’t even expect to be walking away. He would definitely want to get you back for what you did ‘‘Oh no you didn’t,’‘ even if you successfully escaped him, you’d have to run. Nuh uh, he would let you get away with it so easily, so you better be a good runner, because he will be chasing you for as long as he catches you.

Originally posted by day-n-nit3

Daesung- This boy would be laughing so hard about what you just did, he like Youngbae would find it really funny how you just did it so nonchalantly ‘’Y/N, why do I find you so hilarious?’’ I don’t know if he would want to get you back for it, he maybe would, but I feel like he would be to preoccupied with laughing, to think about getting you back.

Originally posted by daengerous-af

Seungri- I’ve always felt like Seungri is a lot less chill version of Jiyong. So he would also definitely get you back for what you did, of course after he is done laughing his ass butt off. I also feel like this would turn into a game for you two ‘‘Y/N, where are you, don’t expect to run away from me!’‘, since Seungri is quite playful and stuff. At first though he would get a bit flustered, but then he would find it funny and try to get you back.

Originally posted by our-seungri

~Admin Soul~

10 steps to flirt like a pro:

By the end of this lesson, you will totally be a flirt sensation, I follow these tips myself and it totally works! So if you want to know how to flirt like a pro; keep reading! Here we go!

Step 1: Talk to them!
I know it seems obvious but have you actually opted to say a quick hello and spark up a light conversation? If not this is a good way to start haha!

Step 2: Laugh, laugh and laugh some more!
Everyone likes to think that they are funny - just throw them a bone and laugh along (not too hard you don’t want them to think you’re too crazy!)

Step 3: Use your eyes
If you avoid eye contact, your crush is never going to know that you like them! So make sure to give a few meaningful looks - use the old “look, look away, look again” technique, it does wonders! Make sure you don’t stare though. And if you find it hard to look someone in the eye; look in between their eyes at their nose, they won’t know the difference!

Step 4: Smile!
Pair that look with the beautiful smile I know you’ve got!

Step 5: Compliment them
A few subtle words can make a major difference on how a person sees you. If you give compliments you are going to be more likeable as a person. It doesn’t have to be a long explanation of how everything about them is perfect; it could be as simple as “you look nice today” or “I like your shoes”. The simpler, the better.

Step 6: Think of them!
If you are watching the match of your crushes favourite sport or even if you see the funniest youtube video you know they’ll love, TELL THEM! It will give them the idea that they are on you’re mind, which is obviously completely true!

Step 7: Body language
This is key! Body language reflects how you feel, so if your feeling awkward it will show. Just relax. Do things like leaning in a little bit when you are talking to your crush, lightly brush past them or even maybe touch their arm in mid conversation. All these things will hint your into them. (Warning: sitting on their lap may be too far).

Step 8: Social media
This is perfect if you are shy or you just want to be in contact with your crush at home and outside of school/work. Like a few photos or statuses, send funny links to each other or even just strike up a conversation. Don’t be too stalkerish!

Step 9: Ask for their opinion
Whether it’s about homework or an outfit or if you should eat an apple or an orange… opinions matter! Asking for you crushes opinion will not only hint that you like them but will show that you care what they think. This will give them a confidence boost and also get you a step closer to making your crush a reality! It’s a win win!

Step 10: Be yourself!
Don’t be willing to change for your crush too enormously as that shows you don’t think your good enough, which is completely not the case. If your crush is genuinely interested in you they will like you for who you are. So be confident, be unique and most of all just act like you always do! If you are happy with yourself this will reflect in your presence - and think what kind of message that sends your crush!

You are now the most flirty flirt I know, go try it out on your crush and let me know how you go!

crush–advice

Family: You still don’t have a boyfriend?
Me: *shrugs*
Family: What are you a lesbian or something?
Me: HAHA YEAH THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY HAHHA NOO NO NOT ME I AM NOT A LESBIAN THAT’S HILARIOUS THOUGH THAT YOU MIGHT THINK THAT
Family: *laughs a little bit, but more out of confusion about my abnormally loud laughter*

Kubo and the Two Strings was the only movie that made me ship a monkey and a beetle before finding out that they were canon.

Also, they were all “ugh you’re so annoying, only I know what’s best for Kubo blah blah blah argue argue bicker bicker” And then all of a sudden they were all, “you’re so funny haha wow im suddenly into you be careful in that water and stuff haha flirty flirt” 😂 I loved it though.

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my reaction to The Scene
  • *bellamy stands near clarke, being supportive*: oh Snap that's my damn otp right there haha, probably all we're getting though
  • *reaches his hand out, caresses her shoulder*: oH SHIIIHIITTT OKAY okay cool cool cool cool this is fine i'm fine this scene is over now, right? that's all the bellarke we get
  • *clarke grasps his hand back*: whhaatttt. A tt the Fuck. The fck this is SO FINE!!!?? IM Great?? Cool cool that's cool and fine and dandy nbd. i'm so chill lol!!!! LowerYourExpectations.gif
  • *The Nuzzle(TM)*: sdgfhhfdgfdhgHSGDHFGHDFG OKAY!!!!!!!!!! OKAY YOU GOT ME!!!!! VERY FUNNY!!!! BELLARKE IS IN LOVE, HAHAHAHAHAHH -- what the FUCK??? What in the actual fresh hell??? They LOve EaCH oTheR SdfgdhsgJHDGSHFJHFGD THIS IS OUR YEAR
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Screenshots from CHRISTMAS EDITION | Higher Or Lower #4! :D

I guess here comes the Christmas videos from Sean everyone, I love it! :D 

He asked in this video what our favorite Christmas movie is and honestly I’d say The Grinch both the animated movie and the Jim Carrey movie.

Originally posted by daystilchristmas

Originally posted by diablito666

I know a lot of people hate the Jim Carrey version and I can see why and some of those people are probably cringing at me saying that in this post but I love the How The Grinch Stole Christmas story and I love those movies so much. I haven’t watched them yet this year though and I really need to get on that and watch them. xD 
What are your favorite Christmas movies everyone? I’d love to hear your answers to that question. :) 

Also 

I loved that Sean referenced this in this video! This is one of my favorite vines ever it’s so funny. Haha! :D 

I loved watching both Mark and Jack play Tattletail just because of the different reactions they had to it.
Mark: screaming, being terrified of Tattletail and Mama, etc.
Jack: not being scared at all, thinking Tattletail was cute but also annoying at the same time, having fun with what’s supposed to be a horror game.
The contrast was so funny to me! I’d love to see like a side by side reaction of them playing this game cause it would be hilarious! :D
Even though Mark got the good ending on his, Jack’s play through of it was my favorite just because of how much fun he was having with a HORROR GAME for crying out loud! I aim to be that brave honestly haha :P
@therealjacksepticeye I know you’re just gonna say “nah, I’m not brave, it just wasn’t scary” which, you’re right, it’s not scary, but idk I’m a huge baby when it comes to horror games so to me, I aim to be that brave while playing one haha! Also, seeing Mark’s play through of it as well and seeing the good ending, it’s not worth it dude. I would tell you what it is, but there might be people who haven’t played the game, and want to, and don’t want to be spoiled. There also might be people who got the “bad ending” like you, and still have yet to get the good ending. Also, for all I know, you might already know it (if you decided you’re not gonna play it again to see it), or you don’t wanna be spoiled cause you still have yet to get the good ending, or you just don’t care haha! :D
Anyways, peace! ✌