this is so dumb why did i make this

anonymous asked:

To be fair its steves set and his performance and louis is just a guest so it understandable why they showed steve more, doesnt mean i like it tho. But whats more important is that he did amazing and so many people watched him and danced with him. Im very proud.

?????? sorry but when an edm artist has only a few special guests, the cameramen should DEFINITELY show them more than they did with louis here….they showed the crowd just as much as they showed steve if not more so they could have replaced some of that crowd time by showing the person singing. nobody expects them to replace steve time with louis but they could have replaced some of the pans to the crowd ??? seems reasonable to me soz

Hamilton's thoughts on Hamilton​.
  • Hamilton: what? Why are they using stuff dumb language?
  • Eliza: It's so others can understand it better.
  • Hamilton: what now there saying I was always writing!!
  • Angelica: you still write all the time.
  • Jefferson: *smirking* you should see what the fans say about you
  • Hamilton: I'm not dating John!
  • John: yes you were and are
  • Hamilton: ... Wait what's BurrHamlemmon *clicks*
  • Hamilton: I need to make a call...
  • *Down on earth Lin's phone rings*
  • Lin: hello who is it?
  • *10 hours later*
  • AND WHY...
  • *Too long to count*
  • But we'll done u did succeed at the task...
  • Hello?...
  • LIN!
  • Lin: *waking up* what?
  • Hamilton: were u listening?
  • Lin: burr and Jefferson just said that John, Eliza and angelica should dump u... U should talk to them..
  • *Everyone else having a a calm conversation*
  • Hamilton: *busting though door* what have you been saying about me!
  • Phillip: *whispering* he should stop falling for that trick
  • Angelica: *whispering* he won't he used to fall for in when we weren't dead
Cursed Child was dumb and here are some reasons why

(warning: spoilers. this probably won’t make sense unless you’ve read the script. far be it from me to recommend this kneazle-vomit of a play, though, so if you haven’t read it, good)

  • the plot is messy, strange, and childish. there’s only one time-turner left!! how will the characters cope when said time-turner is lost? oh lol they’ll just use this other convenient time-turner. for convenient plot points, see also: harry can suddenly speak parseltongue again, because well he just kind of needs to be able to do that
  • Harry cursing “oh dumbledore” without a hint of irony. like really? really
  • the characterisation was a pile of dragon dung and we all freaking know it. let’s break it down into individual characters here because fuck if I can stop at one bullet point for this
  • Hermione: the brightest witch of her age, the constant crusader for the unloved and the unrepresented, whose successful career and capacity for kindness apparently rest in the hands of her romance with Ron Weasley. oh… but wait. it sounds a little familiar, this story. hear me out. let’s see now, a highly intelligent person who falls in love but doesn’t have that love reciprocated, and who then becomes a really fucking mean teacher at Hogwarts through bitterness. sound like anyone we know? fam, they tried to parallel Hermione and Snape. Hermione and Snape. this being the same Snape who sneered in Hermione’s face when she’d been visibly hexed, and made her cry; the same Snape who bullied Neville Longbottom for years, while Hermione muttered instructions under her breath to help him. if you want to tell me that Hermione would ever allow herself to become a Snape parallel then I will kindly invite you to shove a dirigible plum where there’s no lumos solem
  • Harry: when Harry was at his angriest in OOTP, and he’s yelling at Ron and Hermione, there’s one thing we notice. everything he yells is true. he means it. he’s bitter about it and he’s loud and furious, but he doesn’t have the kind of anger that just says anything to cause hurt, that speaks without thinking, not even at this crisis point in his life. are you really going to tell me that the boy who knows down to his bones what it’s like to feel rejected, and misunderstood, and alone, would ever say - even in anger - that he wishes Albus wasn’t his son? I am going to snap wands over this
  • Cedric. and this one burns. because Cedric was brave and he was true, and he had a sense of justice that led him to telling Harry about the way the golden egg worked, and led him to sharing the winning of the triwizard tournament with Harry. he died, he was murdered at the age of seventeen, embodying a sense of justice so strong, an innocence, a goodness. Cedric Diggory - the boy who believed in fairness with an integrity that is astounding - becoming party to the indiscriminate killing and casual torture of the Death Eaters just because he had his head engorged one time… is about as likely as Hagrid stomping on a dragon egg. it’s an insult to who he was and I am going to engorge the entire bodies of the writers of this fucking play so that hopefully they’ll just float away too, with all the grace and likeability of Aunt Marge
  • Voldemort: can we all agree now that Voldemort would not father a child. the idea of him experiencing lust seems out of character; the idea of him giving into a base urge seems more so. it’s too human, too vulgar, too physical; it would associate him with the common and the mainstream in a way that I contend he would find repulsive. Tom Riddle Sr. was trapped by Merope into sex and romance; to have sex would be to bring himself closer to his parents, down to the level of a Muggle and a witch who lacked power and craved love, two things Voldemort could never, ever stand. no. he wouldn’t have sex just because he wanted to; he’d be repelled by the idea. what other reason could there be for him to do the nasty with Bellatrix? to ensure the continuation of his line? that makes even less sense. achieving immortality for Voldemort was always a question of magic, a personal quest. he wouldn’t go for a messy, physical back-up plan. he always thought that he would win. if anything, he would see a child as a future threat, not a security. another being in the world with the promise of his power? he wouldn’t risk it.
  • what the fuck was that trolley witch scene though
  • “for voldemort and valour” are you serious. is there a Gryffindor spy in the Voldemort camp laughing their ass off because they actually managed to get that one through. and are they ten years old
  • overall, the message of the play infuriated me. Delphi was the child of Voldemort, so she was evil. Albus was the child of Harry, so he was good. Scorpius was the son of Draco, so he should have been evil, but Draco’s actually kind of good now and his mother was nice, so he can be good too. where is the complexity? was five hours of drama not enough to find some shades of morality? where is the hope, where is the resonance, in a story that says that good begets good and evil begets evil, and nothing can really change? the Harry Potter book series was about a boy who grew up with something inside him that was utterly evil, and who rejected it, fought against it, changed the path that fate seemed to wish him to walk. not slytherin, not slytherin. we had Regulus Black and Sirius Black, who rejected their pasts, whose heritage and whose House stood for nothing against their principles, their eventual and separate forms of bravery. we had Remus Lupin, who transformed into a monster but never became one, not even after years of rejection and pain. we had the word mudblood, and we watched Hermione fight it, we knew it was ridiculous to label someone based on their blood. and now… we have the Cursed Child. a play which is flat, and stupid, and tells us that your parentage inevitably dictates your character - and that how you’re treated is how you’ll treat others. dear writers, in the words of Albus Dumbledore, you fail to recognise that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. you fucks.
Please shut up with the hate

Guys! Please! I am so tired of seeing unjustified hate here in Tumblr!

So very, very, VERY, very tired. I can’t even search fandom/character/ship tags anymore, so can y’all please just shut up with the “this is disgusting” and “please kill yourself” when the things have nothing wrong with them??

- Liking an evil/villain/anti-hero character doesn’t make their fans bad people in real life, it just means they might find said characters interesting and important to their respective fandoms, and writing redemption stories or made-up backgrounds/explanations for why they are evil doesn’t mean their fans justify or ignore what said characters did wrong

- Bringing a character dead in canon “back to life” in fanon doesn’t make the fans crazy or mentally ill (I feel like this one is so dumb that I shouldn’t put it here, but trust me when I say that I’ve seen hate messages sent to people merely because they make AUs where character live or they just refuse to believe they died in canon and make theories on how they are alive)

- Shipping enemies/previous enemies doesn’t mean people approve of abusive relationships (unless the stories/fan art they make is strictly abusive, which in some cases can serve to bring awareness to said issues or have shock value, as long as it’s not romanticizing abuse it’s ok) no matter how much the characters hate eachother in canon, sometimes people like to make their own AUS where characters were not enemies to begin with or maybe they grow to like eachother and forgive eachother in a healthy way

- Shipping characters with an age difference is not automatically pedophilia, no matter what age they have in canon or if one met the other whilst they were adults and the others children (even if that freaks you out, as long as they are all portrayed as adults, be the age difference 1 year or 90 years, it’s still legal)

- Shipping a character who did something really bad to another character, no mater how much you hate the ship, is ok to draw/write if it does not encourage violence or abuse (much similar to what I said above with the enemies one)

- Liking something that you don’t understand the appeal to or that is just not that popular (as long as it’s ok and not illegal) doesn’t mean fans are trying to convert you or shipping/liking things on purpose to get you, it means they want to be left alone in their own likings and that you should respect them and go do what you want instead of hating on them

Here’s what you should do if you still hate these things but they are completely legal and ok:

If it’s on one or few SPECIFIC artworks or artists and not the whole ship/fandom, you should:

- Use an anti tag so that it doesn’t flood the tags of people looking for artworks and stuff, or just adress the artists themselves

- If they haven’t shown signs of being rude or approving of actual illegal actions (rape, abuse, violence, murder, etc etc) don’t be disrespectful (for example if they draw something very violent that triggers you but they express that they find it wrong and that it’s meant to bring awareness to that issue, ask them/criticize them politely and don’t jump in attacking them straight away)

- Use clear arguments and organize them so that it’s easy to understand your points and so that people don’t confuse criticism with hate

- Judge the art, not the artist. Only judge the artist when the artist made their points of view and true beliefs extremely clear

If you want to rant on the whole ship/fandom:

- Use the ship/fandom tag but keep your opinion/rant polite and respectful to the people who also use the tag

- Don’t mistake one person’s headcanons or art for the whole fandom and every single fan, because of course there are bad apples in every tree, but that doesn’t make every single one bad

- Don’t accuse all fans of being rapists, pedophiles, abusive, etc without any motive, with your only “proof” being what they ship or what fandoms they are in or what characters they like

And now can y’all please shut the hell up and go easy on the “kill yourself”’s?

I’m gonna tag some ships here that I like or where I’ve seen this sort of hate lately, be free to tag more to stop this non-sense hate

ASFGHJK this is why allkpop sucks. They made an article about something that’s so ridiculous and have now blown it waaay out of proportion.
The MV is not “sexualising” the teacher WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM??? DID YOU EVEN READ THE LYRICS??? OR WATCH THE MV??????????
The MV is legit just showing the boys having an innocent CRUSH on their teacher. It’s p much the same as having a crush on a celebrity.
Ik the lyrics are saying stuff like you’re my first and last but I personally see it as them being inexperienced with dating and thinking they love her but it’s really just their first time experiencing liking someone or something along those lines.

🐺Glass Animals - “How To Be A Human Being” Meme

“I’m so happy without your noise,”
“Everything I tried to leave behind is still beside us.”
“She’s broken but she’s fun,”
“It’s to say it’s hopeless, and we ain’t gonna make it.”
“Sometimes it makes me laugh, sometimes it makes me sad.”
“Why can’t we laugh now like we did then?”
“How come you only look pleased in bed?”
“Somebody said that I’m a fuckin’ slum,”
“I want you all the time.”
“Maybe you’re fuckin’ dumb,”
“I know I’m no sweet prince of love.”
“Took my gun and made him go to Neverland,”
“He was something, my old husband.”
“Did you say something, what’d you say?”
“They’ll never ever let me be.”
“In the summer silence, I was doing nothing.”
“Baby, don’t go. I’ll stop breathing coke.”
“I’ve had quite enough, or lack thereof.”
“Look into the glare and pop it, brother.”
“You fly like Kim Jong rockets,”
“Standing in line to buy whatever the McFuck they might want to shove down their foodpipes tonight,”
“People standing in line and they don’t even know why.”
“When I was young and stupid, my love left to be a rock and roll star.”
“Out west, that’s where they make it.”
“I try and keep my cool, but my life turns in slow motion.”
“I wish you could see the wicked truth,”
“Caught up in a rush, it’s killing you.”
“I miss him, don’t you blame me.”
“That boy went stone cold crazy,”
“The bullet hit, but maybe not.”
“I don’t ever want to pick a slice,”
“I’m the treasure, baby, I’m the prize.”
“Shitty old pistola shot a bullet thru my wallet.”
“I’m gonna fuck my way through college,”
“I’m gonna sleep ‘cause you live in my daydreams.”
“I’m filthy and I love it.”
“I am a true romantic, free falling love addict,”
“Mama always called that woman prosti-tits,”
“I feel like a new man,”
“Just another boy who lived on poplar street.”
“Calm down now, stop and breathe a second,”
“Can’t you see what was different then?”
“Maybe just a smoke to clear the head.”
“I want to hold you like you’re mine.”
“You see the sad in everything, a genius of love and loneliness.”
“This time you overdid the liquor,”
“Where went that billion dollar smile?”
“Guess life is long when soaked in sadness.”
“You’re gone, but you’re on my mind.”
“I’m lost but I don’t know why.”

ok why is no one talking about a great comet college au

seriously there is so much potential here i mean

  • marya is everyone’s favorite professor, strict yet kind
  • dolokhov is the captain of the basketball team and a crazy good shot, did u see how he killed that other team in last night’s game?? now all the chicks are mad about him
  • helene is the razor sharp sorority president who lets everyone thinks she’s a dumb bubblehead bc having everyone underestimate her will make it that much easier to take over the free world
  • sonya is the nicest RA in the freshman dorm and is always willing to give the kids advice, a hug, and a mug of hot cocoa
  • natasha is torn between her long distance boyfriend andrey and that hot senior anatole
  • anatole, who’s been on academic probation ever since professor marya found out that dolokhov had been writing most of his essays, tries to seduce natasha and then use her for help/basically has her write his papers
  • mary is a quiet girl who spends all her time in the library studying
  • if she loses her scholarship she’ll have to go home to her father, who never wanted her to go to school anyway
  • everyday she sees natasha and anatole come in, holding hands and talking
  • mary can’t help but fall in love with natasha’s wide smile and carefree laugh and the way the snowflakes linger in her dark hair
  • one day mary sees natasha come in alone, her smile and laugh replaced by tears
  • mary approaches her and natasha breaks down and tells her all about anatole and how he used her and took advantage of her and how she felt so worthless and mary takes her hand and tells her that she’s the most beautiful kind person she’d ever seen 
  • natasha dumps both anatole and andrey and finds herself the happiest she’s ever been dating mary
  • dolokhov is furious about the whole anatole/natasha affair and when anatole can’t understand why, he finally goes off and demands to know if anatole really thought he would write all those papers for him just because of friendship?
  • anatole is dumbstruck as dolokhov storms away
  • later that day, he nervously approaches dolokhov after his basketball practice and reads him a handwritten poem of apology and when dolokhov tries to brush him away “i dont want your sympathy” anatole shuts him up with a kiss

idk man just. college au

Supergirl rant incoming

I try to keep my blog cheerful but sometimes this show does something so dumb I have to let out some steam. It hurts me to see Kara’s character diminished to fit this hellplot and nightmare karahell relationship. Kara has been trying so hard to tell everyone why they aren’t a good fit and why the things Mon-Ehh has done have hurt her and keep hurting her and the all the people around her are just pushing them together or not taking the things she says seriously and the show makes fun of some of the stuff which just leave me thinking did the show really just do that.

Karahell getting together (and now back together) has been one of the most baffling things about a show that has aliens, all kinds of superpowers and multiverse in it. What on Earth are the writers thinking when writing this stuff or whoever that decides this stuff… like stop and think for a moment what you’re doing to your main character. I also hate that they’ve made Alex a vessel for pushing them together, I hate it so much… Everybody acts ouf character. The “love” story is so bad that I almost want to say it’s one of the worst and most immature “love” stories I’ve ever seen. At this point I just want to see a single Kara if it means we’ll get back some of the magic the first season had or at least concentrate on the plot for a minute and not rush through everything.

I don’t understand why they would make Mon-ehh so unlikable and there really hasn’t been any real character growth there, eg. it would have been interesting to see how he deals with the loss of his entire culture, planet and people but they haven’t shown it affecting him in any real way. It’s painful to watch the Mon-Ehh centered episodes and the series doesn’t need any other hero’s journey than the one Kara is on… or if they insist to have another, they could have done it with someone else, preferably a woman because this is a show about a woman superhero and the arrowverse already has multiple male centered shows.

Rant over.

anonymous asked:

I've been trying to figure it out, and I have some theories, but how tf did the idea of Islam being "the religion of peace" become so big in the west? Why are people so afraid of offending Muslims but in the same breath bash any other religion (mostly christianity)? Why are people so complacent with Islamic terror and refuse to critically think about the like Islam and terror/misogyny/homophobia/pedophilia have?

I can think of five reasons to begin with. 1. Because they make the dumb assumption that all Muslims are brown-skinned so criticizing the ideology of Islam is somehow racist towards Muslims. 2. Because they have the mindset of because Muslims are the minority here, their religious beliefs and they as people simply cannot be held to the same standards as the rest of us. 3. Because for the longest time Christianity has been projected as the epitome of all things bad so nothing else could possibly be as evil as Christianity, that’s why they always bring up “remember when Christians did this in 1405″ when you show them a Muslim beating a gay person to death yesterday. 4. They are fucking terrified of what genuine misogyny and homophobia looks like. They’re used to homophobia being a Christian guy not wanting to bake a cake so how could they possibly handle real homophobia where they get hung and whipped, shoved in bags and beaten with sticks and locked up in prison? They’re used to misogyny being a guy sitting with his knees an inch too far apart for their liking so how could they possibly handle real misogyny where they get forced to cover their skin, to never drive, never speak to another man, never go outside alone, being cool with being raped by your husband, to be stoned or have your face melted for being raped by another man. It’s easier to pretend it doesn’t exist so they don’t have to admit things are pretty good here. 5. Because their Muslim best friend who’s enjoying all the benefits and freedom and protection of Western values told them how cool Islam is. They’re so naive it’d almost be cute if it wasn’t getting us killed. 

Noticed - Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Originally posted by barnesjames

Words: 1074
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Featuring: Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers
Warnings: FLUFF
Requested by anon
Can you do something with Natasha x Reader. The Reader gets mad/jealous of how close Natasha and Bruce get. Please.
Authors Note: wow i love writing Nat. I don’t have much to say, but yehhhh

Masterlist. Request List.

“Why are you glaring at them?” Tony laughed at you as he took a sip of his coffee.

Your head shot around to look at Tony, “I’m not glaring.”

“Yes you are- why?” Tony raised an eyebrow and sat on the barstool next to you.

Your head moved back over to where Natasha and Bruce were sitting and laughing. You hated it, despised it, seeing them together was a sight you did not want to see. “Look at him and his dumb teeth, making her so happy, I don’t like it.”

Tony walked over to the sink, “Are you the one putting coffee grounds in the sink? It needs to stop,” He sighed and saw your annoyed look, “Right, we’re talking about your jealousy.”

“It’s not jealousy!” You whisper-yelled to Tony.

He laughed and shook his head, “Sure, whatever you say.”

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Your boss got sent to jail, and your idol is acting like a piece of trash and dresses like a hobo, and you’re hanging with this daughter who is the most precious thing, but also an authority figure who was so much better when she was younger than now because she’s so tired of everything and does nothing but eat snacks, but somehow you got a job and are you even getting paid, you’re a defense attorney which means everyone including the prosecutor treats you awful sometimes but really it’s just too extra, are you sure you’re fine?

anonymous asked:

Harry already looks like the villain anyway. Yesterday, he finally took 1D, out of his twitter bio and people flipped. Meanwhile, Liam and Niall have both taken 1D out of their bio. It is, what it is. Harry is going to be a busy man for the next few years anyway.

I knew they were gonna have an issue with that. That’s why I think he did it on the same day as the ad release, to keep everyone from obsessing over it.

It’s so ridiculous though, like do they expect him to keep a link to 1D’s site on his twitter instead of a link to his own website? Obviously he’s going to remove it… but they can stay mad over something dumb if they want. Really doesn’t make any difference.

when you didn’t even study for a test but you still get a good grade for it