this is so boring i can't even

okay but imagine harry making a group chat for his friends from hogwarts just because and draco is there too but he literally never talks because he’s all like “that’s a muggle thing phew” but really he didn’t know how to use that

AND the first time that draco actually talks in the group chat is to send a video of harry who stubbed his toe on a table and is lying on the floor curled up into a ball screaming “I DIDN’T KILL VOLDEMORT FOR THIS

and then the camera switches to draco’s bored face and with the most monotone voice ever he says “the boy who lived twice” and he’s holding a clock that shows 4:27am

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James Flint appreciation week // Favorite relationship ↠ Thomas Hamilton

imagine hating women so much that you can’t even handle a beautiful canon friendship between two female characters because you’re too threatened by the fact that they’re romantically shipped by the fandom 

anonymous asked:

I'm going to be going to a job interview for the first time with my portfolio and i am real anxious. Do u know of anything that would help me find courage??

I have tags on my blog for [“courage”], [“bravery”], [“confidence”], and [“anxiety”], which all hold many spells that could help you. Here’s just a few spells from the courage tag - feel free to check my blog for more spells like these!

Good luck in your interview, you’ve got this!

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
INTPs and 'Can't'

INTP: So I’m thinking of luring an asshole out into the woods so I can find out the inner mechanics of the human body on a live specimen, that way I can also have a bit of an understanding on the degrees of pain on the body-

ENFP: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!

INTP: *cocks eyebrow*

ENFP: … you shouldn’t do that?

INTP: Better.

ENFP: You’re not actually going to do it though… right?

INTP: Obviously not, killers get caught. Even if it’s only when they’re old and grey. I wouldn’t do well in jail.

ENFP: Ya, you’d get bored and actually go insane.

INTP: What? Why would I be worried about that? Sanity is relative. No, no, my problem would be all the people!

ENFP: Of course. Yes. Because that’s the sane thing to be concerned about with going to jail.

INTP: *waves dismissively* The point is I don’t want to go there.

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Ryan & Colin feat. various emoji

LITTLE COMPLIMENTS FOR YOUR ASCENDANT
  • Aries: You always seem so full of life and vitality. It raises people's happiness instantly when you walk into the room.
  • Taurus: Having you around is brilliant - your voice is a grounding force and you're always good for a laugh.
  • Gemini: Wow. You have the best resting bitch face, the best smirk, the best laugh, and the best conversation topics.
  • Cancer: Being around you is relaxing because it seems like nothing can ever really go wrong when you're there to help.
  • Leo: Whenever you're there I can't take my eyes off you, it feels like wasting time when I'm not looking at you.
  • Virgo: You're easy to talk to because you seem so clever and polite, you never get boring and you never get bored.
  • Libra: Why does everyone deny that courtesy is actually great? Your manners are refreshing and you're drop-dead gorgeous.
  • Scorpio: You're so different to everyone else and the fact that you like it only makes us adore you even more.
  • Sagittarius: You are amazing at weird conversation starters and all your strange tiny talents make me laugh so hard.
  • Capricorn: People feel like they can do anything around you because you're so in control, we know nothing can go wrong.
  • Aquarius: No-one can beat your goofy jokes and you're so relaxing and un-judgemental, it's great to talk to you.
  • Pisces: You are so sweet and lovely, you have the cutest face and the dreamiest eyes. Your kindness is exemplary.

anonymous asked:

I don't get it. She's been all "no explanation just reputation" and she pulls this bs? Like I've been DYING over her "idgaf about the media" attitude ever since reputation was announced because we're not getting /anything/ from her, but I respected it because i thought "damn, she got so much hate by the media over the years, no wonder she's done with them" but then she just...?? So much for the "new era". It's not only team klossy who can't seem to get their shit together after all lmao

Funnily enough @princessandsunshine and I were just discussing this while I was bored at work.

Note: the following is a truly reaching theory and you probably shouldn’t put much stock in it.

reputation has meant we’ve all been focusing on the media and Taylor’s relationship with them as she addresses the narrative assigned to the name Taylor Swift. Even as we watch Taylor address the headlines of the last decade through lyrics and video, we tend to overlook another critical relationship Taylor has and might be clapping back at: her relationship with her label.

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gintama nowadays is just

1. people looking surprised when some random character shows up at the end of a chapter to save the day
2. people running
3. panels of people fighting while running
4. people looking surprised when a character makes a motivational speech
5. occasional shots of utsuro standing on a pile of rubble doing absolutely nothing
6. more running

When u realise maladaptive daydreaming is the reason why you never want to go out and do anything or have any motivation and that your entire life has literally just been a fog of daydreams and fantasies because real life is bland and terrible and I’d much rather sit here and daydream about my lovely characters for several hours than, idk, put up the bedsheets that have been laying on my floor for a week

Teen Boys love their Families Too!

I have been playing this game for over a decade and I still have moments of awareness that knock me silly. Not little things, like seeing a Sim clean a window for the first time, or stuff the Weather Man says.

But big things.

Like noticing that Maxis never made a single playable male Family Sim teen.

Not one!

Here are the BG Stats - 2 Romance Sims. 2 Fortune Sims. 5 (five!) Popularity Sims.

In comparison, there are three female Family Sims. (Heck, 4, f you count the omnipresent Meadow Thayer.) (And 2 Pop and a Romance (and no Fortune Sims. Hmm.).

With the EPs, there’s now 4 male Fortune teens and 9 (nine!) Popularity. (Although, okay, that’s counting Fricorith Tricou.)

Girls get 2 more Popularity Sims, 2 Knowledge Sims, and one more Family Sim. And one whole Fortune Sim, if you count the dead Gvaudoin Tricou.

There are no male Knowledge teens.

Nine Popularity Sims! That’s a lot of Popularity Sims.

So here’s my first question (although I have lots of questions). I love the premades to death. But all those Popularity Sims!

Who should Maxis have made a Family Sim?

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“Can you hear me running–can you hear me calling you?” [insp.]

From the SDCC Voltron goodies, there was that line from Keith about Shiro and. well. even though I see these two more as brothers than a ship, you can’t deny those feels hurt

I just always love this class so much honestly

Kim: “askjdhkajshkdjhs I’m gonna ask out Chloé”

Max: “I can’t believe Kim’s gonna ask out Chloé… he doesn’t love me…”

Juleka: “Kim your hair looks stupid”

anonymous asked:

Man!! Looking back at the first BPJ strip your art style has definitely been perfected along the way!! Honestly, it looks like something DreamWorks made themselves, I love it so much!! Keep up the amazing work, and I can't wait for more!! btw, ily and your pining keith with a burning passion 😩😩👏👏💯

thank you!! yeah oh man, its definitely been a learning experience throughout this project, and while the earlier images are definitely a lot rougher, i’m kind of glad i didn’t try to perfect the style before starting! i probably would have been practicing for months, and maybe even eventually gotten bored & given up..

so what will be extra satisfying will be going back & actually redrawing some of those pictures *-* if i end up printing BPJ, it’ll have the first few scenes revised and it’s gonna look radddd