this is so boring i can't even

okay but imagine harry making a group chat for his friends from hogwarts just because and draco is there too but he literally never talks because he’s all like “that’s a muggle thing phew” but really he didn’t know how to use that

AND the first time that draco actually talks in the group chat is to send a video of harry who stubbed his toe on a table and is lying on the floor curled up into a ball screaming “I DIDN’T KILL VOLDEMORT FOR THIS

and then the camera switches to draco’s bored face and with the most monotone voice ever he says “the boy who lived twice” and he’s holding a clock that shows 4:27am

imagine hating women so much that you can’t even handle a beautiful canon friendship between two female characters because you’re too threatened by the fact that they’re romantically shipped by the fandom 

anonymous asked:

I'm going to be going to a job interview for the first time with my portfolio and i am real anxious. Do u know of anything that would help me find courage??

I have tags on my blog for [“courage”], [“bravery”], [“confidence”], and [“anxiety”], which all hold many spells that could help you. Here’s just a few spells from the courage tag - feel free to check my blog for more spells like these!

Good luck in your interview, you’ve got this!

INTPs and 'Can't'

INTP: So I’m thinking of luring an asshole out into the woods so I can find out the inner mechanics of the human body on a live specimen, that way I can also have a bit of an understanding on the degrees of pain on the body-

ENFP: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!

INTP: *cocks eyebrow*

ENFP: … you shouldn’t do that?

INTP: Better.

ENFP: You’re not actually going to do it though… right?

INTP: Obviously not, killers get caught. Even if it’s only when they’re old and grey. I wouldn’t do well in jail.

ENFP: Ya, you’d get bored and actually go insane.

INTP: What? Why would I be worried about that? Sanity is relative. No, no, my problem would be all the people!

ENFP: Of course. Yes. Because that’s the sane thing to be concerned about with going to jail.

INTP: *waves dismissively* The point is I don’t want to go there.

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Ryan & Colin feat. various emoji

When u realise maladaptive daydreaming is the reason why you never want to go out and do anything or have any motivation and that your entire life has literally just been a fog of daydreams and fantasies because real life is bland and terrible and I’d much rather sit here and daydream about my lovely characters for several hours than, idk, put up the bedsheets that have been laying on my floor for a week

LITTLE COMPLIMENTS FOR YOUR ASCENDANT
  • Aries: You always seem so full of life and vitality. It raises people's happiness instantly when you walk into the room.
  • Taurus: Having you around is brilliant - your voice is a grounding force and you're always good for a laugh.
  • Gemini: Wow. You have the best resting bitch face, the best smirk, the best laugh, and the best conversation topics.
  • Cancer: Being around you is relaxing because it seems like nothing can ever really go wrong when you're there to help.
  • Leo: Whenever you're there I can't take my eyes off you, it feels like wasting time when I'm not looking at you.
  • Virgo: You're easy to talk to because you seem so clever and polite, you never get boring and you never get bored.
  • Libra: Why does everyone deny that courtesy is actually great? Your manners are refreshing and you're drop-dead gorgeous.
  • Scorpio: You're so different to everyone else and the fact that you like it only makes us adore you even more.
  • Sagittarius: You are amazing at weird conversation starters and all your strange tiny talents make me laugh so hard.
  • Capricorn: People feel like they can do anything around you because you're so in control, we know nothing can go wrong.
  • Aquarius: No-one can beat your goofy jokes and you're so relaxing and un-judgemental, it's great to talk to you.
  • Pisces: You are so sweet and lovely, you have the cutest face and the dreamiest eyes. Your kindness is exemplary.
the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"

I just always love this class so much honestly

Kim: “askjdhkajshkdjhs I’m gonna ask out Chloé”

Max: “I can’t believe Kim’s gonna ask out Chloé… he doesn’t love me…”

Juleka: “Kim your hair looks stupid”

You know what Two Ghosts is about… They can tell you otherwise and it shouldn’t bother you. Harry told you so. Harry shouted his NO.
You’re the ones starting this again even before promo starts.
Both Harry and Louis are still in the closet, do you remember it?
Do you expect articles on Louis’ blue eyes? There won’t be.
They’ll probably make Back to you about the other beard if they’ll be able to find some connections with it through the lyrics. Will it surprise you? No! Will it bother you? Probably! Will it change your opinion on Louis and his relationship with Harry? It shouldn’t.
While they’re in the closet the least they’ll do is hint at their het relationships. I don’t know why this bothers you if you believe Harry and Louis are in love.

yall uglies are just sad there won’t be gays for you to fetishize in season 4 and saying it will be boring if sana becomes the main is islamophobia sweaty :)

*anything happens to me* I hate myself

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★  favourite scenes ships: (pynch) blue lily, lily blue by maggie stiefvater

“I know when I’m awake and when I’m asleep,” Ronan Lynch said. If everything around Gansey was soft-edged and organic, faded and homogenous, Ronan was sharp and dark and dissonant, standing out in stark relief from the woods.
Adam Parrish, curled over himself in a pair of battered, greasy coveralls, asked, “Do you?”
Ronan made an ugly sound of scorn or mirth. He was like Cabeswater: a maker of dreams. If he didn’t know the difference between waking and sleeping, it was because the difference didn’t matter to him.
“Maybe I dreamt you,” he said.
“Thanks for the straight teeth, then,” Adam replied.

unguibus et rostro.

  • The reason why INFP's can't ever speak in a structured, logical way...
  • INFP: So, I was watching this nature documentary, and it made me start to think...
  • INFP's brain: Oh, god. Look at his face. He's not interested. He's becoming bored. He's bored with YOU. You're a horribly boring person! What have you really done with your life? Do you even have a 5 year plan? Do you even have a tomorrow plan? I don't know how to plan. But if I did, I think I'd help everyone in the world change for the better. I should volunteer to help sick shelter pets!!
  • INFP: ...And that's when the muffins I was baking caught on fire!
  • INFP's Conversation Victim: ....What just happened.

Omg jacks driving now this is so freaking cute and sexy 😍😍😍😜

Like jack come to my house and drive me around…. kidnapp me from my boring life 😂😂😂😂😂

anonymous asked:

I'm trying so hard not to get my hopes up, but no matter how much I try, I honestly can't see Jonsa NOT being canon. Like seriously, how could it not be? Jon and Daenerys... it's just so corny and predictable and cliche and plain boring. Sansa and Jon would genuinely be the most beautiful love story I've ever come across in fiction. Maybe I'm in for major disappointment, but I am somehow convinced they are endgame.

Same, Anon, same…

I could write an essay on why I think Jon and Sansa should be endgame and Jon and D@ny shouldn’t be. Ideally I don’t even want them to get romantically involved. I feel like I’m just repeating myself lately, but I feel so strongly about this. What D@ny needs from Jon is for him to be her friend/brother, not her lover. She needs family and Jon could be that for her. 

I also think it’s very likely D@ny will die and I think that’s the most important reason why I don’t want Jon to fall in love with her. I have many others, but this is probably number one. I couldn’t stand seeing him lose another significant other after Ygritte. Losing her as just a friend/aunt/sister-like figure would also hurt, but it wouldn’t devastate him quite as much.

Sansa’s story on the other hand has always been about romantic love and it wouldn’t feel right for her story to end without her finding that one person who sees her, truly sees her and loves her for the person she is and not because they want to use her and/or possess her. 

Deep down, Sansa still wants to believe in the songs and to me there’s really only one person who can restore her faith in men and in love and that’s Jon.

And we see it in Jon’s story as well. He chooses to join the Night’s Watch, swearing off the possibility of having a family of his own, but it’s barely an informed decision. People like to emphasize how he’s not attracted to traditional women, but reading between the lines it’s quite clear that Jon actually does want the Westerosi equivalent of the white-picket-fence life and that does include a traditional wife.

Jon is attracted to strong women, yes, but what does that even mean? Strength comes in many forms and what kind of man would want a woman to be weak in a relationship?

Jon’s ‘aversion’ to traditional ladies is in my opinion very similar to Ar*a calling traditionally feminine activities and accomplishments stupid. They condemn the things they’ll never have/be good at, because it’s easier than admitting they want them all the same.

And while Ar*a’s story is partly about finding her worth despite her inability to be a traditional lady, Jon’s is about coming to terms with his bastard status and finding out he can have still have what he really wants.

And what better way for Jon to get that than marrying Sansa, a highborn lady who also happens to be the daughter of the woman whose love he always wanted but never got as a child? 

anonymous asked:

I work at a small town bowling alley and the bowlers bring their hellspawn with them. i can't really blame the kids for acting out; they're stuck inside all afternoon and bored. anyway a set of i think 6yo Twins are always in the thick of shit. recently the older kids were asking the boy if he would kiss one of the older girls if he was the same age as her. he said yes. his sister found this inappropriate. so, upstanding citizen that she is, she decked him. even cut her knuckle on his tooth.

Ouch

-Rodney