this is shitty i don't even know what i'm doing

i don’t see how anyone is surprised that marlene killed yvonne so spoby could happen. it was pretty fucking obvious that she wasn’t going to stick around from the start. it’s rushed, it’s shitty writing, it’s problematic as hell, and yvonne and spoby both deserved a far better resolution. 

But come on, this is the writing team that decided romance was having caleb and spencer fall in love for half a season only for caleb to cheat on her with hanna and then claim he’s loved hanna all along, who are still romanticizing a teacher/student relationship that, even looking past all it’s other transgressions, continues to be boring af, who think the best way to put emily and alison together, the slowburn ship to end all slowburn ships who would have had no trouble being brought together naturally, is to introduce two other girls for emily and then inject emily’s eggs into alison in a complete and utter violation of both girls bodies. 

like, did you expect better from the writers? really? if you didn’t see this coming i don’t know what to tell you. 

  • Interviewer: What's your ideal type?
  • Ten: they should have pretty hair
  • Ten: I prefer taller and older people
  • Ten: they have to speak English
  • Ten: I really like Americans so that would be a plus
  • Ten: they should cook with me, especially chocolate
  • Ten: a dancer, that's important
  • Ten: oh they have to make shitty puns
  • Ten: they should have famous friends
  • Ten: it'd be great if they had a radio show
  • Ten: and have knowledge about fashion, maybe even a fashion show
  • Interviewer: you're basically describing Johnny
  • Ten: Maybe and maybe I wanna be on we got married with him but like that's not what I'm saying, that's what you're saying

Can you be a witch in spirit but not in practice?

anonymous asked:

so you don't want voltron antis following you because you're a pedophilia apologist. got it. right. i'm disappointed.

no i don’t want voltron antis following me because antis are… how do u say… the worst? how did you even remotely draw this conclusion from what i reblogged? if your fandom experience is centered around hating someone or something then you’re the reason your fandom is toxic. i’ve talked to SO many people who want to start voltron or like voltron, but don’t feel comfortable getting into it because they know how shitty the fandom is (me! included!). i also can’t understand the logic behind being in the otayuri fandom and knowing firsthand how toxic anti culture is, and yet being a voltron anti??? the purist rhetoric is frankly sickening and it doesn’t surprise me that most of you are young and inexperienced. the highlight of your day is tracking down blogs and sending them hateful messages and i can’t think of anything sadder than that so goodbye i will not miss u :’’’) 

a parting gift for you:

Abusive ||Starter Sentences||
  • "I expect you to be home at 7 o'clock sharp, you hear me?"
  • "Where the fuck were you?! You know I'm going to have to punish you now, right?"
  • "Now which spot on your body haven't I bruised yet?"
  • "You've been a VERY naughty boy/girl today.. so you have to be punished. Now do you want the taser first or the hot iron?"
  • "As soon as you get home, you're going to [insert chore(s) here].. or else..."
  • "Nobody loves you besides me, but some days, you piss me off to the point where I consider leaving you."
  • "You did a shitty ass job! Do it again!"
  • "What did I say about staying out late?! Huh?! WHAT DID I SAY?!"
  • "God, I can't fucking LIVE with you anymore! You're a disgrace and, compared to your older/younger brother/sister, you're absolute fucking dirt!"
  • "Jesus, do you even know how to do this?! It's simple, yet you're fucking stupid!"
  • "Every passing moment I'm with you, I regret the day I ever asked you out."
  • "Don't leave, please.. I'm sorry for what I did to you.. I promise I'll never do it again."
  • "It's remarkable how I even put up with you for the past [insert number here] months/years."

Today is Mother’s Day in Belgium. I was sitting at the table working on MEL stuff when mom asked me what I was doing. So I started explaining what “lore” is, how related to worldbuilding it is (she didn’t know the term) and what we’re trying to do with MEL. It was basically a five-minute long explanation of the Mass Effect universe and why we’re analyzing it.
She stared at me when I was finished.
“Go on,” I said. “You can tell me it’s a waste of time or that it’s ridiculous. I won’t get mad.”
“Honey, why would I tell you something is a waste of time if you like doing it?You should always do things that make you happy regardless of how pointless it may seem to others. It’s your life, isn’t it?”
Mom is always encouraging me to get my work noticed (actual irl work) so I thought she would say that I could do better things than spending hours on MEL, you know? But she was just supportive, even if she didn’t entirely get it. It’s nice. I’m lucky to have her :)

anonymous asked:

Having a shitty day. Fought with my partner over stupid bullshit; and now he's too drunk to function and I'm not sure how to deal with it. Cute Barisi headcannons appreciated... I really don't know what to do with myself. -Disgustingly Beautiful Anon

Awe, I’m so sorry, bby!! I hope that this little scenario helps and that you and your loved one are able to talk things out. 💜

So, the first time that Rafael kisses Sonny, before they’ve even started dating, yes?

Rafael’s been helping Sonny cram in some last minute studying in the weeks leading up to the Bar exam because he’s an idiot, and he’s fallen for Sonny, and he can’t say no to anything when Sonny’s dimples are present, apparently.

It’s the week of when Sonny’s set to finally take the exam, and he and Rafael have been spending all hours in Rafael’s office after work, eating take-out as Rafael quizzes him and asks him questions off of the adorable little flash cards that Sonny’s made.

(Rafael’s more happy than he cares to admit at seeing pieces of information that he’d shared with Sonny explicitly on those ridiculous note cards.)

There’s one question in particular that’s really been giving Sonny trouble – it’s just that one that, no matter what, he can’t remember the answer to no matter how much he looks it over or tries, and he’s been getting discouraged because of it.

So the night before Sonny takes the exam, Rafael saves that question for last, not wanting Sonny to stress himself out or doubt himself in the middle of their session when there’s so much that he needs to go over. So with one note card left in his hand, he asks Sonny the question evenly, watching from across the couch as Sonny’s blue eyes go dark and he concentrates.

It takes about a minute before Sonny’s blurting out an answer – the right one, at that.

And sweet baby knows it, too, knows that he finally got the damn thing right, and he starts practically vibrating on his side of the couch, asking, “Am I right, counselor?! Did I get it right?!”

Rafael honestly can’t even concentrate on the notecard that’s in his hand.

All he can do is feel his heart pound inside of his chest as Sonny smiles, and looks so happy and proud, and beams like a literal ray of sunshine in his office at twelve in the morning, and before Rafael knows what he’s doing, he’s taking Sonny’s hands in his face and kissing him.

They stay like that for a minute or so, Rafael just pecking Sonny’s lips tenderly and breathing, Sonny clutching at his wrists, so unsure of what to do with his expressive hands when Rafael’s lips are on his.

When they break apart, the note card’s fluttered to the floor, forgotten.

Rafael never wants to see the sweet look – the one he brought there – leave Sonny’s face.

Sonny just smiles, somehow larger, and says, breathlessly, “So I guess I was right then, huh, counselor?”

Their mouths are so close, their eyes so close, their noses brushing each other’s; Rafael whispers to him, “Yes, you were, Counselor Carisi.”

I’ve been changing what my age in my discription says a lot between my real age and just “minor” bc minor implies a lot of ages with different maturity differences but I don’t want people(followers) to be uncomfortable if they do find out my real age. I also want pissy adults to take me seriously and not all be like I’m the bitter ole queer who knows better. Honestly adults need to listen what kids have to say about this kind of stuff. A lot of us are terrified by entitled cishets. If you do really care about lgbt kids then you’d listen to them and not dismiss what they say as aphobia. We should have a voice too, even though this is stupid Tumblr discourse, it still is shitty to just say “youre just a bratty kid”. Its kinda stupid I have to hide my age bc I think adults wouldn’t take me seriously. Respect lgbt minors and what they have to say.

  • Lardo: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Holster: I did. I broke it.
  • Lardo: No. No you didn't. Shitty?
  • Shitty: Don't look at me, look at Jack.
  • Jack: What?! I didn't break it!
  • Shitty: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Jack: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Shitty: Suspicious.
  • Jack: No, it's not!
  • Dex: If it matters, probably not... Nursey was the last one to use it.
  • Nursey: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Dec: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Nursey: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dex!
  • Ransom: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lardo.
  • Lardo: No! Who broke it!?
  • Chowder: Lardo, Bitty's been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Bittle: Really?!
  • (Yelling ensues)
  • (Camera pans to Lardo)
  • Lardo: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

anonymous asked:

I'm asexual and I recently told one of my friends. She replied with "No you're not, you're just going through a phase." I don't even feel like I have the courage to tell my parents or my other friends now. I don't want to tell them because it doesn't seem really important, but the other day my mother asked me "When are you going to get a boyfriend?". Same with my friends. I'm the only one who hasn't dated anyone yet. I feel like a broken human being. Sorry to venting to you, but...

You will go according to your feelings, not what anyone says. I know this feeling when you’re constantly get shitty questions like that. But do remember, this is you. You are you. You are the one who will live this life and you have the power to change it to your liking. What you feel is valid! You can tell the people you want, and if you don’t feel safe or comfortable than don’t do it. The people who are truely broken are the people who invalidate your feelings! You are strong

anonymous asked:

Hi there! Since you're one of the few rational, non-shitty people on this site, I figured I'd send an ask your way. I noticed you said Trump was doing pretty well so far (I'm... I suppose neutral because there's soooo many different versions of everything going around that I don't even know who to believe...). How so? I keep hearing extremes of both sides and it's a freaking mess. However, isn't the climate thing not so bueno? And can you please clarify this whole "wall" mess? I don't get it.

Hello! :) I appreciate you seeing my beliefs being rational and non-shitty, that’s what I was hoping for! He’s been far from terrific and he’s faced plenty of criticism, some I agree with and a lot that I don’t. The fact that he’s completely exposed and rattled both parties and the media singlehandedly is already he’s greatest achievement. Personally, there’s quite a few things that I’ve liked so far.

He’s determined to improve our vetting procedure and security, even though leftist judges have tried their best to stop him, it’ll be in effect in the coming months. He’s cracking down on sanctuary cities who are illegally hiding and sheltering illegal immigrants. He’s put sanctions on countries who fund terrorist organizations, he’s stopping government lobbying, he’s approved the construction of the pipelines, he’s stopped making US citizens pay for abortions in foreign countries.

He’s withdrawn from the TPP and the Paris Agreement, he’s increased funds for NASA and is backing them to start plans with Mars and he’s increased our military budget, he’s calmed tensions with Russia, he’s leading the way in stopping North Korea. He’s fired Comey, he’s kept leading manufactures in the US, he’s already created almost a million jobs, America’s economy is boosting and consumer confidence is at the highest level in 17 years. Sure he’s made some mistakes but he’s hardly failed. Let’s give him at least a year though before we can make a real judgement.

The Paris Agreement has been a scam from the start and Trump did the right thing from removing us from it. To begin with, Obama never agreed to it, it was never sent to Senate because it would be rejected then just as it would now. The US was expected to pay the heaviest price while China and India, the largest and fourth largest carbon dioxide emitters, were to pay a fraction of the costs and even then, they never promised to lower carbon emissions, they only agreed to lower carbon intensity which was going to happen anyway without any treaties. You also have to decide if the leaders pushing for this enormous economic investment are being all that honest about global warming or what themselves would be doing to help, there’s just as much evidence against it as there is for it and the US was about to lose billions to fund other countries responsibilities. Trump isn’t pulling out from it altogether, he’s willing to invest into the cause, he just isn’t going to hand over billions of dollars to Macron to play with and without any irrefutable proof that it’s actually going to make a difference. 

As for the wall, we will find out more about it after they finish with the new healthcare plan and tax reform, they need to be certain of costs and what can be put towards the wall before they can take it to Congress. The wall will be built, Republicans are continuing proposals, other issues have just been prioritized right now which I have no problem with. Thanks! :) 

Do you ever have those times when you sort of hover between feeling okay and feeling pretty bad and you don’t really know how you feel but overall you have zero motivation and you feel sorta empty or tired and you want to be alone but at the same time you know you don’t and you’re both indifferent and yet you care too much and overall you’re a huge ball of mood swings

anonymous asked:

I have an issue. I'm a lesbian and I'm currently dating an amazing girl and she's trans but my mom keeps misgendering her no matter how many times I correct her and she also talks behind my back to my sister and asks her if I'm "actually gay and not straight" and why I don't just call her my boyfriend. This makes me really uncomfortable and sad that she doesn't accept me or my girlfriend and is just lying to me and I don't know what I should do about this. Any advice?

I’m sorry anon, I know firsthand how shitty that can be, but my best advice is to either sit down with her and explain why what she’s doing is bad or just wait it out. I can’t even get my own parents to gender me correctly.

- Mod Ford.

@odairing // fin boutta make the biggest mistake of his life smh

     It’d been one of those days ━   everyone had them, even death.   One of those days where he didn’t want to deal with the cards he’d been dealt, &. the only way to pretend that his hand wasn’t so shitty was to mar that 20 / 20 vision.   Several empty bottles of strong liquor was his weapon of choice.

     Ah !   but today, he wouldn’t spend the night alone.   Rather than toughing out the worst of his hangover in an unfamiliar room, he was laying half - on / half - off someone’s couch, aforementioned someone having wandered to some other part of the room.   Damian couldn’t care less //   after all, if he yelled loudly enough, anybody could hear him.

     ❝  Listen closely, really closely, like tongue fuck my ear for a second, okay ?   Have you ever, &. I mean ever seen a baby pigeon ?   Like shit, no, they’re really ugly, I love birds, but they’re so ugly.  ❞   He’s off in another world entirely.

anonymous asked:

After I graduated with my BA in Psychology, I took a year off to figure out what I wanted to do. It has now been a full year and 3 months and I still don't know what to do. I'm frustrated with myself for not having the passion for anything. I hate that I've become this person who is bitter & cynical about life. I can't even be proud of myself for graduating with honors because ultimately, it means nothing in the real world. I'm tired of searching, applying, and getting zero responses.

First off, I would like to thank you for trusting me with your emotional distress. It’s not easy to express yourself, especially under difficult circumstances like these. I’m going to put it bluntly, life can be relentlessly shitty. It seems to me that the biggest mental road block you’re facing right now is a battle with self confidence. Getting no’s, as well as no responses from employers is such a sucky feeling and over time can really take a toll on one’s mental well-being. You’re trying to find your way, but appear to be a little lost. 

I think this is a good opportunity to switch up your mental state of mind for a moment. Look at all that you’ve accomplished. You’ve graduated from a university in such an interesting domain of study… with honors (kudos!). Attending and then persevering through all of the ups and downs of a college experience is something that some people spend their entire lives trying to achieve. So I think you deserve a pat on the back for that alone, which is why I disagree with what you said about the degree not holding weight in the ‘real world’. I think, that life changing experience helped develop you into the person that you’ve become today. So what if you don’t have a job right now? You have something a lot of people don’t; you recognize the fact that you want more. You recognize that you want a better life for yourself, that you don’t want to be cynical and bitter any longer. 

That idea is something some never feel. Believe it or not, but some people are never blessed with that spark of will. Use that desire to become better, to infect your mind, body and spirit in achieving whatever your definition of ‘better’ is. Ultimately, it’s circumstances such as these - the lulls and valleys of life - that will test you. They will force you to sink or swim; to become creative with your approaches to life, or to accept your false reality of your perceived ‘mediocrity’. Success isn’t about who’s most intelligent or lucky, success is often determined by those who won’t give up. By those who continue to persevere in the face of adversity. Inspire yourself with all that you’ve accomplished thus far in life… and have a great day :))

- cwote

If you would like to continue this conversation, email me:

Man, I really wish I cared about sports. I really do. I keep trying, but I never care enough to follow the teams or check the stats, and if a game’s on for my team half the time I’m working anyway and I’m just like ‘meh, oh well’ and I don’t bother to catch up. I don’t know why; I’ve just always wanted to care about sports. But I don’t. And this causes me some minor distress for some reason.

Shit My Theater Professor Said (Part Five):
  • "You just wasted $15—fuck off."
  • "We're not Watson the super computer."
  • "I wanted some fuguly ass wallpaper."
  • "Whatever, it's Tuesday."
  • "Clearly I'm being mean."
  • "I didn't plan that, it just accidentally happened."
  • "Blues are different."
  • "I didn't give a shit about props."
  • "Alcohol makes designs better."
  • "Don't trip and die, 'cause then I have to fill out paperwork."
  • "You don't know his life."
  • "So you've volunteered your own clothing."
  • "Four weeks goes by faster than you think."
  • "That's not my thing."
  • "You should not put that much time into this class."
  • "If you wanna be a victim you can be a victim too."
  • "Nope—wrong—you got it wrong—fix it."
  • "There's a bunch of hippies."
  • "Everyone else is working for food."
  • "The douche cut it off.
  • "Well too bad, you're stuck here."
  • "That could be an interesting playground for hippies."
  • "Words are hard."
  • "It's not a gender thing."
  • "Anyway, don't do that."
  • "I'm making $1 an hour."
  • "It's a big ass show."
  • "Make the box as indestructible as possible."
  • "They might even light up."
  • "This is bullshit, this isn't true at all."
  • "We don't wanna go and do it in real life and fuck it up."
  • "It looks cool."
  • "I grabbed the shitty blue marker."
  • "What the hell does that mean to me?"
  • "Point and laugh, but don't tell him why."
  • "I didn't know what the hell he meant."
  • "There's this big nude scene."
  • "We're not gonna judge that guy."
  • "I changed my mind, I want you to feel bad for me. Pity me."

anonymous asked:

Hey I think I might have a special interest in Judaism and I don't know what to do about it, like I get super happy when I see Jumblr posts/Jewish in-jokes/find out people I like are Jewish? And I feel like Jewish people are my "in-group". But I don't have any Jewish heritage, so I feel kind of shitty like I'm fetishizing them or something. I wouldn't be able to convert anyway because I can't learn languages, but I kind of want to... idk. I'm not even sure why I'm asking. Advice? Sympathy? Idk.

You are hereby absolved of whatever you worry you are guilty of; literally no suffering of the Jewish people has been caused by people enjoying our company and jokes too much, and I’d prefer no one feel sad about it. 

(There is, in fact, a grand and sort of embarrassingly long European intellectual tradition of philosemitism. I am not really up on European intellectual traditions, but @an-animal-imagined-by-poe is always telling me about philosophers who turn out to be members of the Jew Fan Club, to the point where I sort of anticipate, at this point, that all of them except the actual literal Nazis (and there are quite a few of those) went through a phase where they couldn’t shut up about how great the Jews are and what a shame it is that everyone else can’t just do that.)

It’s perfectly okay to be fascinated by and happy around Judaism (or even to attend a shul regularly) without converting, so I definitely wouldn’t do it just so you feel like you have permission to be delighted about Jumblr things. (Everyone always has permission to be delighted about things; delight is a good emotion, and the world ought to have more of it.)