this is shit but i can't stop laughing

Ayato vs. Subaru Mini Drama
Ayato (CV. Midorikawa Hikaru) & Subaru (CV. Kondo Takashi)
Ayato vs. Subaru Mini Drama

[ Versus Song Requiem(2) Bloody Night Vol.I ]

Ayato vs. Subaru Mini Drama Translation

ヽ(・ω・ゞ) Good evening, dear sinners~! This track got requested a lot, so here it is! Now that I finished Yuma’s DF route, I’m gonna start completing the random requests in my spreadsheets. _(┐「ε:)_ I’m not sure if this has been done already, so my apologies if it has (I searched around and didn’t find anything).

As usual, audio translating isn’t my forte, so I apologize if I misheard or anything.

Note: I used “You” throughout the translation’s action phrases that you’ll see in parenthesis. It was easier that way, so don’t hurt me please.

The mini drama is about 18min. ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ Enjoy these two rough mouths~

(Struggling Noises; Wind’s Blowing As Subaru’s Flying)

Subaru: Geez, you’re such a pain!  I told you to stop moving. Don’t you understand!? Someone as stupid as you should know what’ll happen if you try to separate from me now. Hah? Well, if you wanna fall, be my guest. Ahh, but it wouldn’t be bad seeing you like a squashed tomato after falling to the ground. Heheh.

Subaru: Hey, what’re you gonna do? *fixes grip on Subaru* Heheh, you should’ve done that from the start. You really are a pesky woman. Oi, cling to me more. Tch, more!

Subaru: That’s it. That’s better. Your neck’s finally close. Heh…Ah? Damn it. Pisses me off seeing that guy’s fang marks. Hah? Don’t play dumb. It’s obvious what I gotta do. *bites and sucks*

Keep reading

if you’re ever upset please consider:

  • autistic zuko being really impressed w/ jet’s affinity for words and how great of a public speaker he is
  • jet helping firelord zuko write and rehearse his speeches 
  • jet being really intrigued by how expressive zuko is w/ his body language and how comforting his presence can be
  • modern au jet and zuko making a video of zuko’s hand stimming and zuko being shocked and f lustered at how popular it gets
  • zuko st i mmING WITH FIRE B ENDING
  • jet and zuko growing old together and making “ur getting old” jokes at each other every chance they get
  • and each time jet tries to prove zuko wrong by picking him up
  • both of them being sarcastic as hell
  • jet telling their friends that zuko doesn’t like unexpected physical affection and so they start asking each time they want to hug zuko
  • three words: trans boy zuko
  • honestly just remember that jetko is 100% canon  

While beautiful wives (and husband) fliers are being drawn, I’m just here busting a lung doodling Lon’Qu

Or should I say Lon’Chuu? ( ˘ ³˘)♥

It’s like Chris has fucked all the straight out of him. There’s just nothing left - he’s just so camp now. Have you seen him next to his brother? The beard looks more butch than Darren omg. Darren cannot sell this fantasy couple to save his life. And W? Don’t get me started. He’s the worst beard. He acts like a fanboy. Is that how a mature man in his 30s acts? Do you honestly believe a man like Chris needs a shadow around 24/7? A man with no job and no life? And Darren who loves the classics and intelligence. You think that beard is it? And then there’s Ben hanging out in the background like a little old man sniffing after her. This is like watching a show that you don’t like. Dammit. I can’t wait for this shit to finish. It’s like when we used to watch G/lee for 2 seconds of K/laine. Can we just skip to the end already? Chris go get your frickin’ man and get out already. How can they sleep at night?

my friend ranting on the phone this morning

Originally posted by artie-schwartz

an outsider’s perspective on pjo

submitted by the absolutely incredible @orhowfar

okay i’m not in pjo fandom. i havent read any of the books, and before joining tumblr i knew NOTHING about it other than there was a movie once. sooo idk what this is really, i guess i thought an outsider’s impressions would amuse you.

- a bunch of teenage demigods who… hang out and piss their parents off
- the consequences are disastrous
- because their parents are greek gods and therefore assholes
- everyone should just listen to annabeth
- percy’s a little shit who doesn’t know what he’s doing but gets it done anyway
- percy is poseidon’s son, annabeth is the daughter of athena, and like idek any of the others but i know their names are piper nico bianca hazel grover jason magnus (who is… annabeth’s brother?)
- percy annabeth and hazel remain to be the only three i can name by sight
- percabeth
- his memories of annabeth were too strong to be completely erased
- there’s a… prophecy?? or something? there’s always a prophecy
- but no one dies ever
- except where’s grover
- why are they all wearing orange shirts, seriously is that a collective favorite color or something
- boo/hoo stands for the sound pjo fandom makes when they think about what might have been
- but srsly just listen to annabeth
- dark!percy aus are apparently a thing that are not entirely out of line with his character in canon which is a discussion i followed with interest
- nico’s gay but everyone hates the way this was revealed. also i think he has a sister.
- percy on the other hand goes out of his way to spell out how no-homo he is
- hazel teams up with annabeth at… some point. idk. there was fanart. it looked epic and apocalyptic.
- in the new book there’s a character who wears a hijab, and some other dude, and it’s also about norse gods, and also annabeth is there
- what movie
- “what i dont understand is why, over the course of several books, it’s proven that despite being an utter goofball percy actually comes through and saves the day, and everyone continually acts all surprised.”
- pjo fandom is stuck in some otherly-dimension groundhog day where they will be buying new pjo books for the rest of their life.
- did that underwater kiss actually happen or is it a natural byproduct of a fandom where the lead is the son of the god of the sea
- just… listen to annabeth
- percy no

i am dying because this is the most accurate summary of these books and this fandom and just “boo/hoo stands for the sound pjo fandom makes when they think about what might have been” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING holy shit. bravo. bravo.

anonymous asked:

Since requests are open, i wanted to ask for a scenario where ignis' s/o would start to be a bit sad but then it gets worse and worse. When iggy finds out, it's because the s/o feels that they don't deserve him because they're not THAT pretty/handsome, not THAT good of a fighter and can't cook for shit. They feel like a huge burden and undeserving of ignis' love. How'd iggy handle that? Wow sorry forthis

You kids are throwing so many emotions at me I don’t know what to do with myself I love it though don’t stop.
Fem!s/o for ease of reading/writing!

Unkiss Me

She flopped onto the motel room bed with a heavy sigh. The mattress was lumpy and uncomfortable, but at least it wasn’t camping.

Through the paper thin walls she could hear Gladio’s deep voice followed by Prompto shrieking something in dismay as Noctis laughed. She could almost see Ignis rolling his eyes.

Her eyes grew hot as emotions began to make themselves known yet again. They were all so perfect. Funny, strong, attractive… everything she felt she wasn’t. How could she possibly fit in with them? Not only that, but how could she be worth Ignis’s time?

She quickly wiped her eyes as the door opened and the four men entered, Prompto chattering away while Gladio occasionally interrupted with sarcastic remarks.

“We missed you at the Crow’s Nest!” Prompto’s voice finally reached her ears as he gave her a playful nudge. He wasn’t quite sure what was wrong, but it was obvious Prompto could tell something was off.

“Yeah, yeah,” she smiled slightly, “I needed a shower and some rest.”

The chatter and card games continued into the early evening, but she didn’t say much. She was much quieter than usual - normally she was in there with the boys, laughing with and teasing them.

Rolling off of the bed, she quietly slipped out of the motel room. She need some time to herself. They had gone on a hunt that afternoon, but things had gone terribly wrong. It ended with Ignis and Gladio both taking harsh blows in her stead. If only she had been stronger…

Wiping her eyes again, she made her way to a bench and plopped down, leaning her head up against the wall behind her. Her eyes fluttered closed in an attempt to stop the tears from rushing down her cheeks.

She didn’t deserve Ignis. Why was he wasting his time on her? She was such a mess… she couldn’t cook, she always forgot which cabinet she had stored the spices in, she was always having to be saved during battle…

The sound of the bench creaking startled her; she hadn’t heard footsteps. Opening her eyes, her gaze fell upon Ignis. He was sitting beside her, a cup of tea in his hand. But he didn’t drink tea.

“For you,” he said with a small smile, “Chamomile with a bit of honey.”

Hesitating slightly, she took the cup of tea, halfheartedly smiling at him in thanks. Chamomile was her favorite. He was always taking such great care of her. Yet another reason she didn’t deserve him.

The two sat in silence, Ignis watching the stars beginning to speckle the evening sky as she quietly sipped her tea beside him.

“This has gone on long enough.”

His voice finally broke the silence. She froze, unwilling to even steal a glance in his direction.

“You haven’t been yourself for quite some time. You need to tell me what’s going on. Are you alright?”

“I…” her voice caught in her throat, so she cleared it, hoping it would come out firmly, “I’m fine.”


That hadn’t sounded convincing.

“You’re not fine. Please talk to me.”

She finally looked over at Ignis; he was looking at her, searching her, his green eyes filled with concern.

“I…” she started again, but this time she couldn’t continue. Tears began streaming down her face, and she let out a small sob, looking away from Ignis.

“Darling…” his voice was soft and quiet, warm and gentle… home.

He gently placed his hand over hers, lacing their fingers together. There was a long silence, only occasionally broken by her sniffles.

“You’re too good for me,” she whispered, still not daring to look at him.

Another pause.


“I can’t cook. I can’t fight; you’re always having to save me. You take better care of me than I do of myself. And I’m not of noble blood. And…” she paused for a sniffle and a shaky breath, “And I’m definitely not pretty or smart or even worth your time in any way. Why do you even waste your time with me? You could find someone so much better so quickly… There are tons of people that would line up just for a possible for a chance with a guy like you. Just… just leave now so you can find someone better… quit wasting your time on me, okay?”

There was another gap of silence as Ignis processed the flurry of words that had spilled out of her. His grip on her tightened, gently stroking the back of her hand with his thumb. He reached out his other hand and touched his fingers to her jaw, turning her face towards him. He brushed the hair out of her eyes, tucking it behind her ear as a soft smile played across his face.

“You don’t need to be spectacular, darling. You just need to keep being you. That’s why I fell in love with you.”

She let out another shaky sob as Ignis pulled her into a tight hug. He kissed the top of her head, allowing her to release her tears for a few quiet minutes.

“Now, are you done?” he said as he leaned back, a glint of amusement in his eyes, “You’re being rather melodramatic.”

Iggy had finally gotten the response he wanted. She gave his chest a playful shove, muttering something to the effect of, “Oh shut up.”

He pulled her in for a quick kiss, smiling slightly after.

“You know it’s frustrating when you’re so hard on yourself. Even if that, there’s no one I would rather walk this life with. Please allow me to bear your burdens with you.”

She smiled and nodded, snuggling in closer to him. She rested her head on his chest, and his fingers were soon gently combing through her hair. He was so good to her. He always had been… how did she get so lucky?

“I love you, Iggy… thank you for loving me even though I’m such a mess.”

“I will always love you so much more than you know, darling.”

anonymous asked:

Hi! I wandering if you had any good fic recommendations

Yes!! If you haven’t seen my last fic rec ask, you can see that here! I never tire of recommending fics, I love sharing work that I love!

1. Refrigerator Humming, Chewing Gum and Instant Karma

-Vkook, Mafia!au

-K if you aren’t into member x member, this might not be your thing, and I SWORE it wasn’t mine but now I’ve gone all week with reading nothing but m x m fics, and let me tell you, it’s some of the best stuff I’ve read. It’s SO SO SO funny and I fell so hard for Taehyung! It took me hours to get through it yesterday and I might just reread it again this weekend LOL. 

2. First Light

-Reader x Jungkook / Taehyung, based on hotarubi no mori e

-Let me tell you, reading this is one fucking experience. I won’t spoil anything, but it literally leaves your heart aching at the end. It’s beautifully written and she made is so easy to fall for the characters. Definitely in my top 5. (I WILL BE CRYING FOREVER)

3. The Train of Lost Souls

-Reader x Jungkook / Hoseok

-Are you seeing the Jungkook trend I’m seeing?? LOL. The Queen of Angst strikes again, although thankfully it’s no where near as heavy as First Light. I love it because of it’s emphasis on friendship which very strongly shines through and I think is something all of can relate to. All her portrayals of Jungkook are amazing, which always make it so much easier to fall straight into the story!

If you guys ever have any recommendations for me cause you think I’ll really like it or it’s just so amazing you have to share, please feel free!! Hope you like these, they are all amazing!

anonymous asked:

Hi, I'd like to recommend a personal fav, this beautiful fic, I can't stop reading it. It is like a deliciously spiced dish, there's Rumlow who sortof reminds me of Coyote from Roadrunner, there's beautiful description of captive, naked Steve and a rabid-dog dangerous WS. Plenty of laughs, heart-wrench, anxiety and smut. To The Victor from dragonspell. I highly recommend it!

thanks for your rec

To the Victor by dragonspell (rape/noncon)

Rogers has got his game face on, staring up at the ceiling like he’s just taking a break or some shit, chilling before the next mission. Fucking peaceful. Nothing about that expression says that he’s been stripped naked and restrained, that he’s surrounded by a pack of guys that are just fucking slobbering over him like hungry wolves circling their prey.

The Soldier stares flatly and Rumlow holds up his hands. They’re on the same team and he doesn’t want any trouble. He’s fine with seconds provided he gets to watch. As scary as the Winter Soldier is, he’s still one fine piece of genetic engineering shaped with hard training. Rumlow is A-okay with watching the guy get his rocks off in Captain America. “You go right ahead,” Rumlow says. “Be my guest. Ain’t nobody going to stop you.” In fact, Rumlow’s looking forward to this now that he thinks about it, seeing the epitome of Hydra, with his Russian branded arm, fucking the symbol of American pride.

Alternative Cusses

I work in an old folks home, which is somewhere you really can’t cuss because of the high concentration of seniors, so I’ve been finding myself using substitutes that are a little bit.. unconventional?  (Some say you should just stop cussing altogether but frankly that is fake and impossible because life is frustrating.)

  • Shit = Garbage, as in: “Holy Garbage” etc.
  • Fuck/Fucking = Funk, or Funky, as in “I keep dropping this thing on my FUNKY toe”
  • Jesus Christ = Cheese'n Crackers… not original but funny to me at least
  • Son of a bitch = Son of a Westley (This one found its way into my lexicon via Olan Rogers, it’s a long story but there’s a video)
    [Note: I also like “Son of a Binch” but I tend not to use it there because it sounds too similar and I don’t want to accidentally offend someone. I do use this one in life though because I just enjoy it]
  • BONUS = “Heck” in place of cuss words that are not the word Hell, as in “I lost my Hecking blood pressure cuff”, “Son of a Heck”, “Mother HECKER,” etc.
  • It’s also always good to bring back that good ol’ classic “What in Tarnation” just because nobody uses it anymore (…did anybody real? ever? use this??)  Makes me think of Yosemite Sam and when that pops into my head I can’t really be angry any more.

I hope you will find these substitutions at least as entertaining and a lot less boring than the usual standbys.  Feel free to incorporate them into your daily life for Health and Vitality.

anonymous asked:

While shitting I remembered the one time you were called an ignorant American for the ring thing and I just had to think about the fact that I thought everybody wore their marriage ring on their right hand until it was mentioned in Detective Conan that it's the left hand in Japan when I was 12. With 16 I then learned that it's the left hand for most people. Now I can't stop laughing about it and forgot why I'm telling you this. Good night!

i was honestly so offended by that because 1) I’m not American and 2) Do people really think that in my 200k fanfic I didn’t do my research into which hands Russians wear their rings on