this is seriously too funny omg

I wanted a break from studying, so I whipped up this quick fic that I couldn’t get out of my head. NOTE: Sorry if the characters are OOC and the grammar is bad. I wrote it very quickly. Also, Al= Allura. Enjoy!

   Lana sat behind the counter at Voltron Café viciously flipping through her Engineering Math notes. It was around 1PM so an upside was that the cafe wasn’t as busy as it usually is in the morning hours, but the downside is that she has exactly 24 hours to learn three chapters worth of math so that she has a sliver of hope to pass one of Ms. Iversons notorious exams. Lana pressed her face into her textbook and groaned into it.

“Engineering?” a voice chirped above her. 

“No. It’s actually witchcraft mixed in with an ancient alien language. But, I mean, I guess you could call it Engineering.” Lana replied. 

“Yup, that sounds like one of Iversons tests.” Hunk laughed beside her, putting away freshly baked chocolate chip cookies in the baked goods display. Hunk hovered over her best friends shoulder, reading the problem she was working on. Lana quickly stole one of Hunks cookies. “Lana, all of your work is right. All you have left is to take the derivative and plug in the x.” Hunk mused. Lana quickly did as Hunk instructed her to, and, sure enough, she got the right answer.

Lana looked up at Hunk with her best puppy dog eyes, “Hunk. Bffl. My bestie for life. My sun and stars. The best human being I’ve ever known.”

“I can’t Lana, I have a chem test tomorrow that I have to study for.” Hunk pouted, fiddling with the burnt orange ribbon she always tied her thick black locks in.

Lana smiled, “It’s cool, dude. But don’t think I’m not gonna be texting you problems that I really don’t get.”

Hunk beamed, “Deal. But I know this other girl who’s in Iversons class this semester. She comes into the cafe at around this time, maybe you two can study together.” Lana knew exactly who Hunk was referring to. Dark hair, sparkling eyes, always wearing some form of leather.

“Why do I have a feeling that this girl always comes in on a red motorcycle, sits right behind me in math, and is the bane of my existence?” Lana frowned.

Hunk shrugged, escaping back into the kitchens, “I dunno about all of that, but I do know you made out with her for a good thirty seconds on New Years before dipping out.” she winked. Lana turned a brilliant scarlet, just as the door chimed.

“Welcome to Voltron Cafe!” Lana called out, already scooping whipped cream into a cup. The drink was already finished by the time the customer made it to the counter. Lana turned, hot drink in hand, to face none other than Kat Kogane.

“Whipped cream with a three shots of hot coffee for Kat?” Lana asked in her best customer service voice. Kats eyes widened at how fast Lana made her order. She didn’t even get a chance to watch the cute barista make her drink from afar.

“Y-you- You remembered my order?” Kat stammered out.

Lana shrugged, punching numbers in on the cash register, “It’s not that complicated. And don’t worry, I tried not to make it as foamy.” Kat internally winced at the mention of foam and her awful attempt in looking cool in front of her crush.

“You’re never going to let that go, huh?” Kat frowned as Lana counted out her change.

“Tell you what, Kitty Cat,” Lana smirked, handing Kat her change. “Help me learn the last two chapters for Iversons math test from hell, and i’ll let it go. Shoot, i’ll put every bad interaction we’ve ever had behind me.”

“How generous of you.” Kat deadpanned, taking a sip of her perfectly made vienna coffee.

“I know, i’m just a wonderful human being. So will you do it or not?” Lana sighed, cocking a hip to the side.

“Throw in a couple of those chocolate chip cookies and you have a deal.” Kat smirked back.  Lana threw two cookies into a bag and practically jumped over the counter with her spiral and textbook. “Deal.” Lana will deal with Al’s lecture later, right now, she needed help.



BONUS:
       After a long study session, Lana and Hunk cleaned and closed up the shop together. It was company policy that workers should throw out any leftover baked goods, so that fresh ones can be made in the mornings. That never did sit well with Lana. Hunk was an artist in the kitchen and her food tasted like it too. She wasn’t about to throw that art away, with only racoons to savor it! So she packed up her besties leftover treats in a box and closed the shop. Lana bid Hunk goodnight, and walked to her blue Prius. There was a cherry red motorcycle parked right next to her car. Lana couldn’t help the smile that stretched across her face.

“Hey.” she called out to the other girl, handing Kat the box that was in her hand. Kat cautiously looked at the box and looked at Lana. “It’s not filled with snakes or anything.” Lana rolled her eyes.

“Are you allowed to be giving me this?” Kat asked in a hushed voice.

   Lana laughed, “You don’t have to whisper. They’re cupcakes, not cocaine. But, yeah. It’s company policy that we through out all unsold baked goods. But I usually just take them home, or hand them out to other poor starving college students like myself.” Kat only nodded her head, unsure of what to say. “This was more of a thank you, for agreeing to teach me math. And giving me a sliver of hope for Iversons test tomorrow.” Lana blabbered. Kat turned to put the box of treats on her motorcycle and pulled out a pen from her pocket. Kat grabbed Lanas hand and scribbled her number onto her palm. Kat silently prayed to whatever God was listening to her that her hands weren’t sweaty. It was Lanas turn to look at the palm of her hand, then Kat, then back to her hand.

“It’s my number,” Kat explained quickly, “in case you have any more questions.” Lana stared at Kat with wide blue eyes, and they narrowed immediately. Kats face burned in embarrassment. Did Lana know that she had a massive crush on her? That Kat was dying to give the pretty brunette with crystal blue eyes her number? Shiro always told her she was a shit liar, but Kat thought she had a pretty solid alibi!  

“Oh hell no.” Lana finally spoke. A part of Kat died inside. “I will not let you beat me in the flirting department! That was smooth as hell Kitty Kat, but i’ll woo your socks off. Just you watch!” Lana called, walking to the drivers side of her car. Kat let out a breath, and chuckled.

“Yeah, yeah lover girl. How about you focus on aceing our math test tomorrow?” Kat called, mounting her bike. Lana rolled down her passenger side window to wink at Kat before bidding her goodnight. Kat couldn’t help the stupid grin that was stretched across her face the entire ride home.


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((V: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW OKAY, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! ASDFHUJIARLEKWDSFHUGIJRKLFDMS!!! I seriously was not expecting this when i logged in today!! Dude!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! 

Lana is SO ON POINT!!! Like, i couldn’t even portray her better than this!!! And it’s so funny omg, I already wanna doodle this omg I love it so much!!! Everyone is so great and aahh this is perfect!!! Thank you for this!!!!!

Y: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa THIS IS TOO CUTE OH GOSHHHHHHHH!!! Thank you for this this was just so cute and honestly made my entire day! I was screaming at Kat this whole time when you mentioned her fuck up like “GOD KAT WHAT IS YOUR DEAL???” 

This is absolutely beautiful and super cute! I loved the way you portrayed Kat as this bumbling awkwardly in love idiot! Like that’s what I’ve been trying to get her to come across as this whole time and you’ve done it so well! SO MUCH BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE OMG THANK YOU!!!!

Thank you so much for this this was just so wonderful! Thank you for putting up with us and our shenanigans and inconsistent updates (mostly me sorry about that yo school kicking my ass im sorry) 

We promise to update much more in the future!!!!))

EXO REACT: To you crying while watching a sad drama scene

Scene: We’ve probably all been there (if not, that’s alright too). When that scene starts to play and you just can’t contain yourself and that lump in your throat get’s larger and tears fill your eyes. Whilst watching one of your fave dramas a really sad scene appears and you can’t help but start crying because it makes your heart ache.


Suho: Would be crying along with you. But he’d never admit to it.

“What? No I wasn’t crying, something was just in my eye that’s all.”

Originally posted by wooyoung

Xiumin: He might have shed a tear or two, but when he sees how emotionally worked up the scene had you he wouldn’t think twice about trying to cheer you up.

“Well that was a rollercoaster of emotions, wasn’t it y/n?”

Originally posted by channieschubbycake

Lay: He had been asleep. As per lay-usual. But hearing your sniffles would have awoken him and he’d be a little concerned and confused.

“Why’re you crying?”

Originally posted by killeryixing

Baekhyun: Expect a lot of comforting cuddles. He’d even try to block your view from the TV. Not that you could see much while you cried the entire Pacific Ocean out of your eyes.

Originally posted by baehkkyun

Chen: He doesn’t really care about the emotional depths the scene has submerged you into and he’ll just be cracking up at how easily it made you cry and how cheesy the acting was and just how ridiculously bad he was at consoling you because he really didn’t want to see you cry it just sort of is part of his savage Chen-ness like, he just can’t help but make fun of you.

Originally posted by achenlove

Chanyeol: He would be sobbing too, in fact his crying might be so much more intense than yours that you’d have to be the one comforting him.

“I know it was just a drama…but they were so perfect for each other, y/n why did he have to die? What is she going to do now?” 

Lots of post-sniffling and bloated face and puffy eyes.

Originally posted by chanyeolaconda

D.O.: From an actors point of view the plot was freaking ridiculous to him and the death of a character was so not necessary, and hearing you cry would shock him. He might even get a little jealous because you weren’t crying over the fact that he got a particularly nasty paper-cut just a few moments ago while he was reading his new script.

“You’re seriously crying over him? You didn’t seem too concerned when my finger was bleeding to death just now!”

Originally posted by visual-jongdae

Kai: He suddenly found himself launched into the freaking Pacific Ocean. But he was prepared. Sort of.

Originally posted by jonginsbish

Sehun: He would have found the scene to be overdramatic to the point where it was funny and when he turned to laugh at it with you and OH -he’d see that you were actually sobbing along because it was so sad and he’d kind of just have this stupid look on his face like what the heck is he supposed to do now cause I mean omg Y/N is crying real tears and here he was laughing and asdjasldjalsfhalskjdlasjdlk.

Yeah.

Originally posted by shootingfingerhearts

anonymous asked:

I just woke up and I found my two friends laughing at the death of the objects in the Beaty and the beast when they turned into a lifeless objects, I really cried when they died but waking up almost at 3:00 am finding someone is laughing at a death you cried about is not a nice thing to see, so have you ever cried about a character death and somebody else laughed about his/her death ? or how much did you cried about this character death ?

Awwww, shucks that must have sucked anon! I can’t say I remember my friends/family ever laughing at a death that I also wasn’t laughing at, BUT my friends did betray me once when they started laughing during ‘Pride and Prejudice’ while I was crying ;(

It was that scene right at the end where Mr. Darcy meets Elizabeth on the bridge and he stutters while confessing his love to her. I MEAN COME ON! Mr. Darcy, who has trouble connecting easily with others and expressing himself is putting his heart on the line (again, I might add, she rejected his proposal before) and telling this woman he adores to forgive the actions of his family, show her how much he cares for her and has tried to right past wrongs, and he’s stuttering because he’s so emotional - I’m crying because I feel for him so much and my friends are bloody laughing!! How! dare!! you!!! D:< 

aoi and the natto incident
  • Aoi: A long time ago, when we did shows at live houses, we would get catering, but the dressing rooms weren’t that big…
  • Reita: Mhm~
  • Aoi: And they would tape garbage bags – I mean they still do it – but they would tape them to the corners of the tables. And someone kept throwing out their natto containers in the garbage bags, so all around that table it would smell like natto. And I was like, “I’m seriously leaving this band.”
  • (Reita bursts out laughing)
  • Reita: I’m pretty sure the offender was a type-B…
  • Aoi: Well, I’m not gonna drop any names, but…
  • (Reita laughing)
  • **ITS RUKI YOU GUYS OMG

Who are your favorite musicians?

Flea: Jimi Hendrix, the Rolling Stones…

Anthony Kiedis: At this time, I listen to the Clash again, whose founder, Joe Strummer, died recently. Moreover, we covered some chords of London Calling, one of their hits, in our shows, as a tribute to this great band.

John Frusciante: Hendrix, the Beatles, the Who, Buddy Holly, Led Zeppelin… Actually, old things!

Chad Smith: Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne (he laughs)…no, I’m saying bullshit!

As which animal would you like to be reincarnated?

Anthony Kiedis: As a marine animal… The grace and the mobility of the killer whale fascinates me, but I don’t know if I would be able to kill the other fish.

Flea: I would say a koala.

John Frusciante: A bird…

Chad Smith: A wild horse!

Omg look, Bon Voyage Season 1 gave a hint for one of BTS’s songs from 2016??

Be on the lookout for more song hints in this season too, guys!

Lovers’ Weekend Fic Rec

Because the last fic rec I posted went so well, I decided to take another shot at it. This one is going to be much shorter, though. So, this is going to be purely smutty and fluffy things. (Think of the smut as a warm up for what’s coming Tuesday with the @olicityvalentinesdaysmut-a-thon)

read. enjoy. leave comments. send messages. it’s much appreciated ♥

Fluff: 

  • Nerf War // @spaztronautwriter - Oliver has to leave on Mayoral business which means Felicity is left alone with William for the first time ever || Sooo cute and wonderful! I love love love dad!oliver and felicity being a good (future) step mom to William.
  • Mr. Brightside // @deadlybingo - Felicity is forced to join a program that trades a year of teaching in a needy area for her tuition. || I only need a few words for this: The olicity teachers au we all need in our lives. Fan-fucking-tasting.
  • Baby Fever // @deadlybingo - Diggle has baby fever and it’s driving Oliver and Felicity nuts. || Silliness, puppies, and babies oh my! I love this story so much! The ending made me scream. No lie.
  • Physical Therapy // @adiwriting - Oliver needs a little help and Felicity is having too much fun teasing him about it || sooo cute and funny omg i could have read way more of Felicity harassing Oliver lmao

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anonymous asked:

top 5 fave signs and why?

in no particular order:

sag.
it’s my moon so i guess i get them on a deeper level. they roll with the punches and don’t take much seriously. lucky bastards who say what’s on their mind though in a relatively innocent way.

aries.
omg so bubbly (women) and cool (men). some of the happiest people because it doesn’t take too much to please them. even when they’re in their feelings they tend to be upbeat. also can and will beat your ass if you don’t come correct.

gemini.
maybe because they’re the opposite of my moon. they’re so witty bruh, it’s not even funny. my most genuine laughs have been a direct result of something that came out of a geminis mouth. they tell interesting stories and they always have one.

pisces.
i don’t know many but the one i do know is really ethereal and interesting. they have this sweetness about them that will throw you completely off guard when they politely cuss someone out. fucking love animals as do i. also my sun, mercury and venus are all in my 12th house and neptune is in my first so… all pisces tings.

capricorn.
um i kinda hate us. we’re stone cold, a little stubborn and a lot stuck in our ways. but alas there lies the interest. we get shit done and idc if i’m biased but we’re also pretty fine too. i’ve only met like three capricorns i didn’t wanna bone. honestly though we get better with age and have a great sense of humor.

It makes me very uncomfortable to see people shipping Pike and Scanlan so hard especially after Scanlan’s return. Pike has always been uncomfortable with his flirtations even when she rolls with it and tries to be funny. I mean, this is a woman who fought in the nude no sweat, talks about going to brothels casually; she isn’t one to be uncomfortable, and Scanlan made her so. His apologizing for objectifying and harassing her was a pivotal moment in their friendship, and to see people reducing the seriousness of Pike’s feelings of betrayal after his leaving with “omg they just need to kiss and make up!!!” disturbs me, as a woman, in ways I could probably articulate but am too tired to at the moment.
It also does Scanlan a disservice in his character growth as he moves beyond his unhealthy infatuation with Pike. Yeah, he might always going to flirt with her because that’s who he is, but it won’t be exclusive and it will be much lighter. I hope both Ashley and Pike don’t ever feel pressured into dating Scanlan for whatever reasons. I think they could be great friends, but that frankly creepy chapter of the gnomes’ lives is hopefully behind them.

anonymous asked:

Hey the tiny chair was Misha's idea for a joke then they made him sit in a reg chair later in the panel just so you know.

yeah because a chair not being there for him was his idea?

being the butt of everyone’s jokes was his idea too ? yeah cause it’s so funny for everyone to be taken seriously but you

it’s so funny to be made fun of in the biggest convention of the year instead of ? adressing his character, what he went through, gishwhes idk anything else ? nope everyone laughing at you is everyone’s dream

omg i have never seen a fandom so desperate to defend anyone but their supposed fave, we have bibros here who hate cas and have the time of their life, because all the jokes sound too much like them, and cas “fans” ….defending ??? yeah everyone but misha/cas 

watch and learn, recap of the whole panel

 https://twitter.com/feelsfordestiel/status/889286923826712579

just so you know, i wasn’t talking about just this incident BUT THE OVERALL TREATMENT OVER 9 YEARS 

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So backstage we’ve got: 

Suga slapping someone’s ass (does he just like slapping asses? seriously, he already slapped Daichi’s ;)

Kageyama and Futakachi ‘69‘ (ayy ;P maybe it’s the yaoi vision, idk man) 

and of course can’t miss Iwa-chan’s (Allen’s) precious smile (●♡∀♡) 

I love this Haikyuu crew(˶′◡‵˶)

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NU'EST + ARIRANG 2 (crack ig)

Little gift for @ask–blitzstone because omg her Harry Potter au is so good!

Here we have little 11yo Hearth, awkwardly waiting for the sorting hat to choose a house for him (Ravenclaw) Let´s remember that Hearth only started school after the year started (long story, ask @ask–blitzstone) so he was the only one up there. the rest of first-year students where all already with their houses. 

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When you

ARE MULTIFANDOM AND LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR FAVES ARE COMING BACK IN ONE FREAKING MONTH LIKE CAN YOU NOT RUIN MY LIFE I HAVE NO MONEY OR SOUL TO GIVE YOU 

ZoSan Fic Rec  - Part II (aka one chapter fic rec)

Okayyy SO, I had wayyy to much ZoSan fics to rec everything in a single post, so here’s the rest of it !

Most of the fic listed here and short ones, mostly one chapter ! Also once again, lot of stuff from Unda !


  • Get what you want / Get what you need - Unda : Sanji knows that you don’t always get what you want but he’ll be damned if he’s going to let anyone keep themselves from getting what they need. - The idea for this fic is incredibly original and so awesome ! Another fic by Unda and once again it’s awesome ! I really loved it from start to the end and Sanji was my precious son, way too pure for this world.
  • Usopp is a liar - Unda : Usopp, Luffy and Chopper set off on a doomed quest to discover what’s really under Sanji’s fringe, gradually dragging the rest of the crew into their quest with them. A response to the one piece kink meme, no pairings. - Okay so this one is NOT ZoSan, there is no pairing but it’s so funny and AWESOME that I have to put it in ! It’s rather short and a lot of fun, I laughed out loud reading it. if you ever need something to lift your mood, this is a goto !
  • Wrong Number - Dangit : Tumblr Prompt:
    I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong person and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit, you’re hot.
    - This fic here is also super cute and I loved the fluff. But warning, maybe it’s just me but Ace seemed quite OOC in this one..
  • Delivery - Styx_in_the_mud : Sanji is stuck delivering pizzas when Patty is out of commission for a while. Zoro likes to order pizza after training. Both of them are sort of idiots, but Zoro can be smooth as fuck if he puts his mind to it. - SO MUCH FLUFF I CAN’T. It’s awesome, just go read it. Seriously. Sanji’s shyness and Zoro’s bluntness and ARG I CAN’T !
  • Hate Follow - Unda : He knows that it’s probably unhealthy to hate follow people on tumblr but THIS GUY, this fucking guy… he’s just too much. - Unda, AGAIN, but this one… Omg so funny. Also Zoro and Sanji are so thick, it’s unbelievable ! There is a genderfluid character and I found it well written so Yay for inclusion !
  • Pi is Transcendental - Dangit : Tumblr Prompt:
    I’m actually really good at math but the tutor is really hot so I’m pretending to be dumb
    . - Can you see a pattern in the authors here ? Yes I definitely have my favs in the ZoSan fandom. Zoro is such a dork in it and asjfsnfnsf, just go and read.
  • The tought that counts - Unda : Finally we have an explanation for all of Sanji’s terrible wardrobe choices, and they’re all Zoro’s fault. - THIS ONE IS SO CUTE. I can’t. I wish I could but I can’t. Zoro is like super thick and the pining is ARGGG, please read it and send me a line by line report.
  • unintended consequence - itsmylifekay : Imagine person A making person B a friendship bracelet, expecting person B to never wear it, but when it’s given to them person B puts it on and is rarely seen with it off.A group of marines charge, Zoro slices through them, and in that instant Sanji feels his own eyes grow wide. Because there, on the arm now outstretched towards him, steel glinting in hand, is the stupid bracelet he’d given Zoro. The bastard is actually wearing it. - SO MUCH FLUFF UGGH. Can I just say go read it once again? This fic rec is getting out of hand and so does my excitement level. OKay so this one is also one of the first ZoSan fic i read and it’s super cute and go read it ?
  • Bartender AU - Unda : Sanji owns his own bar and the best part of it is the view into the flat of the attractive green haired man across the road. Zoro’s favourite evening pastime is unsubtly irritating the barman in his bar or just watching him hopefully from his window.  - This is such a great idea for a fic, and Unda’s genius struck once again, leaving me helpless in front of a great fic and what can I say, too much fluff, I can’t handle.

Alright so I think I’ll stop here for now ! I’ll probably do a Part III at some point, so be patient guys ! :)

Part I - Part 1.5

Jay Park went on IG Live for the very first time just to show off his blue socks lol! Since its his Bentley, of course he can put up his feet up on the dashboard ey…. his driver/manager is pretty good looking too! Jay then went live for at least three more times! In his words: “Shit is fun.” xD

“DEADASS BRUH, DEADASS! SHIT IS MAD CORNY YO!” Omg hahaha he’s imitating fans comments about his deadass antics lmao

Fan: Aye B!
Jay Park: C D! E F GEE! hahahaha omg Jay is seriously mad corny for sure. xD

Jay singing Merry Christmas is priceless. xDDDDD

Grandpa Jay with his wise words of wisdom. 

Look at my feet for inspiration……ahahaha…okay Jay, okay.

So remember when

Chief Bang mentioned he used to be a detective while he was fighting Jung Hyun Soo? According to the character description on the drama website Chief Bang and Ji Wook are 15 years apart… If Ji Wook was 7 or 8 when the fire happened….

Maybe Chief Bang was a detective working on the investigation back then? And that’s how they met? And Chief Bang stuck with him so he could watch over Ji Wook precious bean? And later even became his investigator so he could keep helping him? Because he knew it was fishy but nothing could be done about dirty rotten prosecutor Jang?

Put your hands up if you’re with me!

Originally posted by keyramel

(even hee joon agrees lol)

EDIT: I keep wondering why Ji Wook always looks surprised and even kinda confused every time chief bang shows deep concern or does something to take care of him… if the above theory is true could it mean he might not know/remember chief bang is connected to his past yet?! And now I’m getting all paranoid… like chief bang better not have some twist in his plot like he’s the one prosecutor jang used to start the fire or destroy/hide evidence and that’s why chief bang stuck around Wook because he feels guilty or some crazy shet like that. Omg somebody help. This has gone too far and started from seriously nothing. The last marble has officially been lost. Ignore my ranting because it was late and I’m actually crazy.