this is seriously the greatest thing

lost2bfoundyet  asked:

Your snarky-ness is seriously amusing. Your fuqs made me giggle like pervy sensei part iii. I was reading this kakasaku fic where you write about Sasuke traipsing off on his Atonement World Tour and I completely lost it. I wish I were that sarcastic...

Sasuke tries out a new outfit for his next Atonement World Tour. Featuring all of his greatest hits plus new tracks you’re gonna love!

  • Brooding
  • Everyone I Love Is Dead (And I’m Gonna Love You Next)
  • Revolution
  • Cancel the Revolution (Cuz Naruto Kicked My Ass)
  • (Anyone Got Any) Alternatives to Revolution
  • Apparently Nothing Is Actually Going to Change (Instrumental Ver.)
  • Brooding (Reprise)

(I’m glad you enjoyed my fic)

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Tobin ‘Lowkey’ Heath also swerving the entire team so she could stand next to Christen for the huddle. (Algarve Cup, 2015)

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i recently realized that i haven’t talked nearly enough about my favorite football commercial of all time, the commercial of my heart. i’d like to deeply apologize for that, and for anyone who might not have seen this masterpiece from 2003 (the date in the youtube description is wrong) before due to my silence. please enjoy what is truly the greatest work of commercial art, and art of any kind, of our times, featuring:

  • peak early aughts feathered hair heartthrob beckham
  • raul as the noblest, most put-upon sheriff in the west (with blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameos from hierro, mori, and GUTI) 
  • tiny arrogant smooth-cheeked baby iker
  • rivaldo as the man-in-black outlaw?????!!!!
  • oh and gary neville is there too, “acting”
  • seriously you guys this whole thing is a giant becksillas wild west fanfic come to life how did this exist almost A YEAR before beckham moved to madrid 
  • wait wait wait but the end is probably the best part 

HI ROBERTO CARLOS - please call becks a gringo again thnx

do i have a million dumb promo and behind the scenes photos taken from this commercial? am i going to be posting them here forever because nothing makes a bad day better than seeing roberto carlos splayed out like the crankiest forties pinup girl ever, or raul and the team giggling like fifteen year olds playing their first round of strip poker? 

come on. you guys should know me by now.

My Bias and Bias Wrecker(s) 2ne1 Version

in tribute to the sad disbandment of the queens, i’m doing a female version of this shit. let’s get started.

Originally posted by gzbrin

my beautiful bias

Originally posted by gzblicious

my fucking queen

Originally posted by kawaii-brown-girl

MY FUCKING MOM

Originally posted by ssi-bal

LEE

Originally posted by daesungstrash

CHAELIN

Originally posted by secondleadclub

THERE IS SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT HER

Originally posted by qaerin

SHE’S BEAUTIFUL

Originally posted by classifiedgzb

SHE’S ADORABLE

Originally posted by classifiedclover

RESPECTABLE

Originally posted by cheanyol

I JUST LOVE HER DUDE

Originally posted by southkoreans

I WANT TO TELL YOU SO MUCH ABOUT HER

Originally posted by gzbrin

BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WATCH MV’S

Originally posted by inlovewithheoinchang

AND YOU’D BE LIKE

Originally posted by hanbin-or-hanbout

SHIT FAM U RITE SHE PERFECT

Originally posted by ayannamy

okay

Originally posted by zzusst

let me tell you about the wreckers

Originally posted by c-almenvy

THE REST OF THE FUCKING GROUP

Originally posted by park-bom-2ne1

YOU’VE GOT YOUR BEAUTIFUL PARK BOM

Originally posted by hiung

THE SWEET PARK SANDARA

Originally posted by hephapimp

AND THE TALENTED GONG MINJI

Originally posted by foreverluhanya

THERE IS NOTHING THAT THESE GIRLS DO THAT WON’T SURPRISE ME

Originally posted by peoplecallmesteven

THEY CAN SING TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Originally posted by thebeautyofafallenangel

AND I WOULD BE LIKE YAAAAAAS BITCH SLAY ME

Originally posted by gzbrin

BECAUSE THEY ARE THE GREATEST GIRL GROUP I’VE EVER BEEN INTRODUCED TO

Originally posted by shownusgrl

THEY WERE MY FIRST FAVE GIRL GROUP

Originally posted by c-almenvy

AND THEY WILL BE NUMBER ONE UNTIL THE DAY I FUCKING DIE

Originally posted by thebeautyofafallenangel

In all seriousness.

Originally posted by myunicorniazul

2ne1, thank you for always being the queens of kpop

Originally posted by park-bom-2ne1

And showing us that we are the best

Originally posted by park-bom-2ne1

I hope in the future you’re all doing amazing things and you’re continuing to be queens of kpop

Originally posted by lalo-jung

Together or not

Originally posted by caonima-exotic

2ne1 are my QUEENS

Originally posted by awesome-rules

-Hartwood

Hold Her- Andre Burakovsky

Originally posted by thornescratch

Ok so hockey players with kids is my downfall. Like seriously. Grown macho men who beat on each other turn into piles of goo. It’s the BEST! Anyway! ANDRE IS BACK PEEPS! I’m so happy! So today was a good day for double Andre! Hope you guys like this one as much as I do!

Warning: None

Anon Request: andre with children is the greatest thing in the world omg and you write it so well!!! could you maybe write one where andre and his gf just had their first baby and they bring him to a practice bc all the guys want to see him? idk thats a pretty basic prompt so you can do whatever you want w it but basically andre with his newborn would be adorable if youre ok with writing even more andre haha

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              “You should bring her to practice. I’m sure the other guys would love to see her” Tom said, holding the baby close to his chest. You smiled at the sight. Ever since you gave birth, Tom was always at your apartment to spend time with the baby.

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You Get the Car

Prompt: Selina Kyle is flirting with Bruce at a party and Batmom gets jealous and insecure and she leaves the party early

Words: 429


You know it doesn’t mean anything. You know in your heart that Bruce loves you more than anything else in the world. Unfortunately, your brain didn’t get that message, and has insisted on taking Selena flirting with Bruce seriously. And the thing is Bruce isn’t even flirting back, he’s just smiling, and you can’t help but think that for the world’s greatest detective he can be pretty clueless sometimes.

          You leave your table for the roof top. It’s not exactly easy climbing the flight of stairs in these shoes but you do it anyway. The night air is cold, but it’s welcomed against your flushed skin. You take in Gotham’s sky line and enjoy the view.

          On nights like this, when the sky is clear, you see exactly what Bruce always seems to see; a beautiful city worth being saved. “Come here often?”

          You smile and turn towards your husband as he closes the roof door behind him. “What’s a boy like you doing in a place like this?”

          “I’m looking for my wife, she mysteriously disappeared from the charity gala downstairs about ten minutes ago.” He doesn’t stop until he reaches you, his hands going to your hips. The teasing disappears from his tone and he asks, “What’re you doing up here sweetheart? It’s cold.”

          You lean forward and wrap your arms around him, burying your head into his chest. “You’ll think I’m silly.” He just kisses the top of your head as encouragement. You pull back a bit, “I may have gotten a tiny bit jealous,” you spit that word out, “of seeing you and Selina together.”

          Bruce smirks at that before suddenly his lips are on yours. It’s a hard and fast kiss, filled with passion, and when he pulls back you whimper just a bit. The two of you look at each other for a moment before Bruce says, “Time to go.”

          “The event isn’t over yet.”

          Bruce just looks at you and says, “They have their money; trust me, they’ll be fine.”

          You smirk a bit, “What in the world has gotten into you Bruce?”

          He just turns to you and says, “Alfred it out of the town visiting his mother, and all of the boys are out on missions. You realize what that means right?”

          Your eyes go wide. “We have the house to ourselves. That hasn’t happened since we were teenagers, and Alfred went to the grocery store.”

          Bruce just smirks, “And they’re all gone for several days.”

          You just nod “I’ll call in our personal days, you get the car.”

a few thoughts after watching series one of the clone wars:

  • obi-wan kenobi holding a small twi’lek child is the single greatest thing to come out of the history of animation.
  • i expect anakin to be obvious, but padmé, you’re supposed to be a politician. how are you so unbelievably transparent. please, just scream to the world that this is your secret jedi husband. fewer people would believe it to be true.
  • i have many feelings about padawans in wartime
  • like seriously how old is ahsoka right now
  • and anakin’s like ‘oh so you got your whole squadron killed? we have no time to gently coach you through this so i’m going to put you in charge of the destruction of aN ENTIRE BLOCKADE SINK OR SWIM SNIPS’
  • (of course she swims because she’s awesome but seriously this is fucked up)
  • (also my post about how rogue one is the only star wars media to fully appreciate death totally holds true, i’m waiting for someone to care about any clone dying, i’M WAITING)
  • slick was totally right about the clones being slaves and i want a few people to have breakdowns about it because this is IMPORTANT (i have heard murmurings about the zygerria arc, holding out for that to bring up the issue again)
  • one day i am going to own a cat called ahsoka, and she is going to be my first date test. if the date correctly squeals that i have a cat named after the best character in star wars, they automatically get a second date
  • i fully expect ahsoka-the-cat to be just as amazing as ahsoka-the-padawan
  • tbh what did we do to deserve ahsoka tano
  • this is now an ahsoka tano fanblog
  • ahsoka tano
MY FRIENDS ARE AMAZING?

so my beautiful friend @keimakaito just gave me the greatest thing to come home to after what felt like the longest work day of my life??? HE MADE ME A STAN??? 

he is Hephaestus reborn like dude straight up made this from steel and drilled and shaped it like???? incredible I’m too evil to deserve stan (irony)THANK YOU NICK???? 

so beautiful look at that craftsmanship I dont deserve the hard work and sweat that was put into this wtf nick thank you agh

It had been a while since batman had seen his greatest enemy, so when its heard that the joker is up to his old tricks he’s first on the scene.

However he didn’t expect this. at all. like seriously its only been like a month, how did he grow his hair out that quickly?!!?

(went out today and saw this dude with gorgeous long hair that he had dip dyed green and I got curious. Might just keep doing this cause he looks GOOD!)

John Murphy Fandom’s Greatest Hits
  • The great John vs Jonathan Murphy debate
  • Alex Murphy being a confirmed memelord
  • Everyone deciding the ‘dye’ thing was just Murphy being dyslexic instead of making fun of him
  • John Murphy + John Mbege = John²
  • His edgy fingerless gloves both simultaneously loved and hated
  • John Murphy Nose Rub™
  • Memori aka Bonnie and Clyde except their crime skills are mediocre at best
  • “Give John Murphy A Hug” campaign after season 2
  • Farmer Murphy
  • The John Murphy sex scene that made all our eyeballs fall out (seriously, why)
  • Making polls and bets over what his crime would be
  • Nicknaming him “everyone’s favorite cockroach” bc his only skill is barely surviving
  • John Murphy Face Scars™
  • Murphamy…just Murphamy
  • POUND TOWN
  • Dropping both Johntari and Jroth at the drop of a hat when the rape scene got leaked
  • John Murphy’s goddamn sass mouth not having an off button…EVER
  • The Red Spiky Shoulder Pad™
  • John Murphy not learning Trigedasleng despite it literally being a necessity in his new job #SlackerLyfe
  • Embarrassing Virgin Murphy
  • Titus aka the ultimate Murphy hater killing himself to get out of helping Murphy
  • Both Murphy and his fandom being lowkey pissed no one is letting him back in the delinquent squad
  • Asexual Murphy
  • Being able to admit John Murphy is a Problematic Fave at best and an Irredeemable Scumbag at worst and loving him either way
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But no seriously, can SuperBatJokes PLEASE be a thing if it isn’t already? I could totally see a peanut-butter-and-jealous Joker fighting with Clark over Bruce because Bruce’s rich vigilante dick is just too good and Bruce gets fed up with their shit and like tops them both in the greatest threesome ever and now they both call him Daddy because boys share too and everyone is happy. 😂😂😂
I should really go to bed right now and dream about this happening.

now this is just silly @majinmochi

so what if xlt-rxght/whxte suprxmacists/nxo-nxzi people like a thing?

(i’ve written them this way so that my post is not searchable by these terms via mobile, in case anyone was confused.)

that doesnt make the thing inherently associated with them.

hxtler liked art, dogs, children and literature

does that mean that people should ditch those things because hxtler liked them? no. of course not.

bad people liking a thing does not mean the thing itself is suddenly bad. sorry, but i dont believe in association with something bad by proxy of interest in an unrelated thing. that’s fragile logic at best.

ditching it is letting them have it. dont ditch it. take it back. don’t let them use it as a piece of their identity. don’t let them give it negative connotations. that goes with anything.

in the end, vaporwave is just a music genre built around creative sampling and the idea of “the greatest artists are the ones who steal”. the very idea of vaporwave in and of itself is satire, so taking it seriously is pointless. its got nothing to do with politics. it doesnt matter how these people try to correlate it with themselves, it’ll never be about them and never was. sorry, but i refuse to let them win. 

i like vaporwave (moreso many of the subgenres of it) because of the core idea and the cool sounds and the massive creative circle that has formed because of it; i really could care less about the beliefs a specific group of people who happen to decide to enjoy it. they aren’t me. their beliefs don’t transfer to me via the thing by proxy. it doesn’t work that way.

it was never for them, will never BE for them, so don’t let it.

I got the floaty review box on ao3. I just tested it out and oh my god… Hello obnoxiously long and rambly comments. I seriously hope people don’t mind. This is the greatest thing (to me at least.) but I have this complete fear that long reviews are just going to annoy the author? I know that people say that usually it would make most authors really happy, but I’m just really anxious that they’ll get annoyed by it. *does anxious hand gestures* But I think I’m gonna keep it up until someone tells me I suck. Lol.