this is seriously my favorite thing ever oh my god

drmuffinofdoom  asked:

I can't believe that I didn't ask this before now but- do you have any Drarry fic recs??? Pls tell me you do

CRACKS KNUCKLES, lemme go through ye ol archives of my favs >D

Running on Air



Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.

(I’ve rec’d this one before but I will keep pushing it on everyone because its the bEST ITS MY FAVORITE ONE OK I live for the mood and the entire fic is like a walking aesthetic and the characters are portrayed pERFE C T LY goddang)

No Shadow Taller Than Our Souls



Auror Potter and Unspeakable Malfoy team up to investigate a series of missing persons, and it soon becomes apparent that Dementors are involved. Despite their initial misgivings, Harry and Draco find that they need each other’s help, in more ways than one.

(I literally just finished reading this one like 10 minutes ago and it was a good good. A lot of interesting Dementor lore!!)




Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”

“You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—

“Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”

(I remember really liking this one and I thiiiiink this one has some good good ministry ball courtship-ing and stuff lmao

Actually looking now anything by astolat is good)

The Boy Who Only Lived Twice



Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It’s all right here, folks.

(THE SUMMARY DOESNT LIE. I TREALLY IS SECRET IDENTITIES, CELEBS, aND SPIESsseSSEs. But really this one is so well written and I’m a sucker for spy/thriller types and this blends the wizarding world into the genre so well im cryinnngngg)

Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes



Harry’s house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it’s Draco Malfoy

(this one is just *clenches fist* so pure. The house has so much character I cant even believe. And Draco being the smartie mcsmartpants is my favorite thing ever.)

Open For Repairs



After the war, Draco works at a tv repair shop and Harry breaks things.

feat. sad boys in jumpers and more ABBA than is probably necessary

(this one melted my heart and rebuilt it. Better. STrONGER. Seriously tho this has everything in it.)

 And basically anything Saras_girl on a03 writes is like a gold standard.~ I might make a more indepth list when I actually compile all the ones I’ve read (theres a lot oh god) but these are goods!

First Reactions To Reputation
  1. …Ready For It?: fuck yeah BABY LET THE GAMES BEGIN. I I I SEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Bop. Forever. This is never getting old. MY DREEEEEEEEEEEAMS, im scared it ended
  2. End Game: YOUR A TEAM. okay im moving my hips, feeelin it. nodding my head. OH MY GOD ED AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH REPUTATION PROCEDES ME. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ITS UNREAL. oh my god his verse is fire. oh okay taylor yes.  dramma loves me. OKAY YES GIRL YES. here’s the truth from my red lips. 
  3. I Did Something Bad: oh. this is gonna be good. for every lie i tell them they tell me 3- IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN I OWE HIM NOTHING. YES BITCH YES!. OH MY GOD. NEXT LEVEL. MOST FUN I EVER HAD. YES GIRL YES. TARAARA ok thats a lil weird. you gotta leave before you get left this is blank space 9.0 holy shit. THEY ARE BURNING ALL THE WITCHES EVEN IF YOU ARENT ONE. SO LIGHT ME UP OMFG. This is club material. 
  4. Dont Blame Me: oh wow. intriguing. They say she’s gone too far this time.  I once was poison ivy, but now I’m your daisy!!!!!!!!!!!! this reminds me of a darker take me to church. oh THOSE CHORUSES AAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT HIGH NOTE JUST KILLED ME. She is all in ahhh take it away YES YES YES THOSE VOCALS. JOSEPH WAS RIGHT TRACK 4 IS REAL SOMETHING
  5. Delicate: Pure. magic. those verses im in heaven.   Do the girls back home touch you like I do
  6. Look What You Made Me Do: crime scene starts. murder is about to happen. killer pre choruses. WHAT?! THE WORLD MOVES ON ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DRAMA DRAMA. understanding why it was picked as a single. it stands on its own.
  7. So It Goes… YOU DID A NUMBER ON ME IM YELLING. 1 2 3  Scratches down your back now. i need to go to clear my soul for impure thoughts
  8. Gorgeous: * dancing internally *
  9. Getaway Car: okay faVORITE SONG ALERT. YES YES YES. KILLER EMOTIONAL BRIDGE. IM IN LOVE. ITS THE CHOSEN ONE. and toping it with an amazing outro. yes.
  10. King Of My Heart: whats with the alien voice. sucker for quick wordy lyrics. and also, aw.
  11. Dancing With Our Hands Tied: And darling, you had turned my bed into a sacred oasis.  I’m a mess, but I’m the mess that you wanted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  need to hear this acoustic
  12. Dress: loving, loving, loving this. But cleary not as much as taylor loved it .  Even in my worst light, you saw the truth in me, And I woke up just in time, Now I wake up by your side, My one and only, my lifeline SEX AND LOVE
  13. This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things: OKAY YES. nice. things. ho. ney. HAHAHAHA OHMY GOD 
    HAHAHA I can’t even say it with a straight face. THIS IS GOING A LONG WAY. Its my new HAIRBRUSH SONG.
  14. Call It What You Want: oh my god im crying already. this is my favorite song. seriously its still #1 . im doing better than i ever was he built a fire just to keep me warm they fade to nothing when i look at him at least i did one thing right. seriously amazing beautiful brilliant ♥ ♥ ♥ CHAIN ROUND MY NECK, WOULD YOU RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, IM THE ONE HE’S WALKING TOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHOOOOOOOOWO. HUHU HUHUUUU.
  15. New Year’s Day: Its piano. its amazing. its what love sounds like. what happiness sounds like. the most beautiful way to end this album. unique. epic. acoustic guitar im crying no synth THOSE HARMONIES, THOSE VOCALS. THOSE LYRICS. and if that wasnt winning everything, a beautiful wrecking bridge. SHE STAYS. HE STAYS. HOLD ON TO THE MEMORIES. IM AN EMOTIONAL WRECK. why arent more piano songs on this album- BEAUTIFUL, BEST SONG YOU HAVE RELEASED.

anonymous asked:

Was there a colored page of kirishima with black hair? I can't remember, but if there wasn't confirmation; what if his hair is a wildly different color and since manga is black n white no one can tell lmao

Might be, but even if it weren’t striktly black it still has to be some dark and dull color, or else he didn’t have any reason to call himself plain, right? No actual need to dye it either, really!

Anon said: Denki once jokingly said he just needs to stick a fork in a powersocket to pull an all nighter but now everyone wants to know if that can happen

I’m sure with everyone you mean the squad which as we all know is made of irresponsible idiots and enablers to every and all stupid/reckless ideas - I’m 100% convinced they all told Kaminari to “prove it, then” and Kaminari was definitely ready with fork in hand 0.2 seconds later and if it weren’t that they decided to be idiots in the common room and Iida happened across them just as he was about to stick the fork in the plug they would have already short-circuited the whole dorms building lmao

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Fic: All You Have to Do Is Ask Pt. 1

Here - have a Ghost Oliver fic nobody asked for! Wow, my brain went to a really weird place with this week’s @olicityhiatusficathon prompt “Ask” from @thebookjumper. And then the story steamrolled out of control, so I decided to post it in two parts. Here is the first part! You can read it on Ao3 or below. I will get the second up on Monday or Tuesday. I hope you enjoy!

Originally posted by bindy417

All You Have To Do Is Ask Pt. 1

Oliver watched the girl he loved bleed out in front of him, and there was nothing he could do about it.

“Come on baby, you have to ask me. I can’t help you unless you ask. Please, Felicity…ask.”

She saw her lips take the shape of his name, but she was out before she could call to him. Blood dripped steadily from the bullet holes in her abdomen and mixed with the rain trickling down the street.

Oliver began to push at the barriers that held him into place.

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royaltyisshe64  asked:

Happy belated birthday! Here's something I've recently uncovered in my research that I thought you might enjoy. When the Supreme Court vacancy that was ultimately filled by the Notorious RBG came up, Bill initially wanted to try to appoint Hillary because, and I quote, he thought it would be "sexy". Hillary and pretty much everybody else worked hard to dissuade him of this notion. So Bill has a kink for SCOTUS!Hill? lol

oh my god that is…the greatest thing I’ve ever read

[ncis:la] from the same cloth (1/2)

Scene Rewrite / Character Swap ficlet – 2x15: Tin Soldiers
(in which “Esme” reads Deeks’ palm instead of Callen’s)
by: asthedayisfading // jessica237

“Time to bait the hook, boys.”

At Sam’s prompt, Callen and Deeks approach the bar. In his head, Deeks is running his lines - a collection of his typical clever, smooth, bar pick-up lines combined with a few well-chosen, incredibly direct, obnoxious remarks guaranteed to ruffle Kensi’s feathers and have her summoning club security and, invariably, getting the attention of Singh.

But before he has the chance to even open his mouth, Callen jumps a step ahead, doing to him what Deeks so very often does to his own partner during investigations - taking what they’d planned and changing it completely around on the spot.

Luckily, Deeks is much better at playing that game than Kensi is.

(He’s just annoyed that he’ll have to find some other opportunity to impress his partner with his clever lines.)

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Thoughts during the new video:

Why does Joan look they’re 14?

Nice spongebob reference

“Corne… I love it” Same.


Fuck this Larry guy I hate him

Oh my god Dot is precious I love her


I don’t watch Steven Universe I don’t get these references

Gary the snail’d it is my new catch phrase

Sloan is my favorite thing ever

I’m going to fight Mitchell how dare he hurt Elliot

Somebody hug Dr. Piccani and get him a puppy please

Seriously fuck Larry

Sloan is such a happy boi I love him

Mitch is a bitch

Was that a Dexter’s Laboratory reference?

nO cORbiN!!1!!1!1!!1

“I’m going to disappear without ever making a single friend” OK but me

I’m sorry whenever they say fusion I can only think of DBZ


Damn that’s some strong shade



Oh no is this the part when they cry?




I don’t think Larry knows his identity. He doesn’t seem to know how much of an ass he really is.

Time to join the Elliot Protection Squad™

anonymous asked:

Based on your headcanons, I feel like Bo is meant to be for me, actually no, for everyone since he simply really doesn't care about little details that we girls worry about and he loves to fuck, honestly why haven't I met someone like him yet

Bokuto is seriously THE chillest guy (even though he has no chill haha). All the things you don’t like about yourself are probably his favorite things. He finds out you don’t like your freckles? “WHAT?! BUT I CAN TRACE ALL KINDS OF PATTERNS IN THEM!” Thighs are too thick? “BABE, YOU HAVE THE BEST LEGS OF ANYONE I’VE EVER MET!” Bust size too small? “NO, OH MY GOD, THEY’RE SERIOUSLY PERFECT! LOOK HOW NICE THEY FIT IN MY HANDS!” He’s just a giant sunshine and loves with all his heart. Why can’t he be real?!

i don’t even know where to start, hobbitcon is simply the most amazing experience ever!!!!

everyone is so incredibly nice (including the actors oh my god!!!!) and i have already met so many amazing people.
it really is like one big family and it’s so cool to be a part of that :)

the panels are so amazing, i’m just laughing all the time and the actors are just so nice and funny. i even worked up the courage to ask luke a question!!! (SERIOUSLY THO THAT MAN!!!!!!)

i’m completely exhausted and tired from running around all day and the party last night, which was honestly the best party i’ve ever seen. my favorite thing was probably graham mctavish covered in glow sticks.

day 1 at hobbitcon was already the best day of my life and it’s just getting better!!

i hope you are all enjoying your weekend as much as i am :)