this is seriously my favorite thing ever oh my god

drmuffinofdoom  asked:

I can't believe that I didn't ask this before now but- do you have any Drarry fic recs??? Pls tell me you do

CRACKS KNUCKLES, lemme go through ye ol archives of my favs >D

Running on Air

eleventy7

Summary:

Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.

(I’ve rec’d this one before but I will keep pushing it on everyone because its the bEST ITS MY FAVORITE ONE OK I live for the mood and the entire fic is like a walking aesthetic and the characters are portrayed pERFE C T LY goddang)

No Shadow Taller Than Our Souls

khasael

Summary:

Auror Potter and Unspeakable Malfoy team up to investigate a series of missing persons, and it soon becomes apparent that Dementors are involved. Despite their initial misgivings, Harry and Draco find that they need each other’s help, in more ways than one.

(I literally just finished reading this one like 10 minutes ago and it was a good good. A lot of interesting Dementor lore!!)

Reparatio

astolat

Summary:

Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”

“You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—

“Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”

(I remember really liking this one and I thiiiiink this one has some good good ministry ball courtship-ing and stuff lmao


Actually looking now anything by astolat is good)


The Boy Who Only Lived Twice

lettered

Summary:

Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It’s all right here, folks.

(THE SUMMARY DOESNT LIE. I TREALLY IS SECRET IDENTITIES, CELEBS, aND SPIESsseSSEs. But really this one is so well written and I’m a sucker for spy/thriller types and this blends the wizarding world into the genre so well im cryinnngngg)

Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes

Omi_Ohmy

Summary:

Harry’s house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it’s Draco Malfoy

(this one is just *clenches fist* so pure. The house has so much character I cant even believe. And Draco being the smartie mcsmartpants is my favorite thing ever.)

Open For Repairs

FeelsForBreakfast

Summary:

After the war, Draco works at a tv repair shop and Harry breaks things.

feat. sad boys in jumpers and more ABBA than is probably necessary

(this one melted my heart and rebuilt it. Better. STrONGER. Seriously tho this has everything in it.)

 And basically anything Saras_girl on a03 writes is like a gold standard.~ I might make a more indepth list when I actually compile all the ones I’ve read (theres a lot oh god) but these are goods!

Sentence Prompts

Rules:

1. Leave the number of the prompt with a character you want HERE

2. I will only write each prompt/character combination once!

Originally posted by innoc3nttt

1. “Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.”

2. “You look stunning if it isn’t obvious.”

3. "You see, unlike some other people, I don’t sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.“

4. "You make me smile so easily.”

5. “I must have said ‘I’m fine’ at least 37 times, and I didn’t mean it once, but no one noticed.”

6. “I hope you realize trying to keep your distance from me in no way lessens my attraction for you.“

7. “You tried to kill yourself?”

“I don’t think I was ever trying to kill myself, but I knew if I had gone too far, I wouldn’t care.”

8. “You think I’m crazy?”

“No, I think you have a lot of pain you’re not dealing with.”

9. “Are you sure you won’t get bored of me?  Are you sure you want to be with me when I’m old and smelly and I winkles in my skin?”

10. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

11. “Does he know about the baby?”

12. “It’s six o'clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

13. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

14. “You look pretty hot in plaid.”

15. “There are plenty of people that love you.“

“Yeah? Like who?”

“Me.”

16. “Perhaps one day you’ll take me out one day - or do I have to make an appointment?”

17. “Babe, is everything okay?”

“Please I just…really need space right now.”

18. “Wow, we are screwed.”

“Really? What could possibly make you say that?”

19. “Remember that time when I asked for your opinion?”

“No.”

“Yeah, neither do I.”

20. “I’m sorry. It’s just every time you open your mouth, you seem to get even more annoying. Does it take effort to do that?”

21. “If  your laptop and I were trapped in a house fire, and you only had enough time to save one, who would you save?…..Are you seriously having to think about this!?”

22. “Do you love me?”

“Depends on how much food you brought me.”

23. “Do you ever feel-”

“Can’t relate, I do not have feelings.”

24. “I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.”

“Mmm…”

“You’re supposed to say ‘I know this, and I love you

“Well, I do love you.”

25. "All I wanted was to be someones’ favorite person.”

26. “I only tolerate you because we’re related, you know.”

“Funny. I was about to say the same thing about you.”

27. “Oh god, what is that?”

“That’s my face, you jerk.”

28. “But you’re dead!”

“Obviously I got better.”

29. “He obviously died of natural causes.”

“There’s a stab wound!”

“A very natural stab wound.”

“It’s natural to die of stab wounds.”

30. “Do not try to limit the amount of carnage I can cause.“

31. “I used to be such a loser.”

“What do you mean used to?”

32. "I love my tiny human.”

33. “Don’t be so hard on yourself. You could destroy the world and I’d still be by  your side.”

“I get what you mean, but honestly that’s just worrying.”

“I mean, I’d be there to kick your ass.”

“Much better.”

34. “I didn’t think anything could be worth nine months of that nonsense, but…well, you’ve got quite a smile, little one.“

35. “I’m pregnant.”

“What? How did that happen?”

“You were there, I assure you.”

36. “I’m useless to you now.”

“You’re a person, not a toaster. You don’t have to have a use.”

37. “Can I fight it?”

“No.”

"How about that one?”

“This is a zoo. You can’t fight any of the animals.”

“Gladiators did.”

“You make Gladiators look tame.”

38. “If worst comes to worst, we’ll just have to break you out of jail.”

“I can hear you. You guys do remember that I’m a law enforcement official, right?”

39. “I literally saw you die.”

“You saw me die? That’s messed up.”

40. “You know, you’re not half as bad as I first though.”

“Aww that’s so sweet, you gettin’ soft on me?”

“Shut it, the word bad was still in the sentence.”

41. “Why won’t you just come out with us?”

“I’ve already told you, I’m tired.”

“Listen we’re all tired. I mean we’re in high school for gods sa-”

“No! You don’t get it! I’m exhausted! I’m so tired, I can’t sleep! You have no idea what it means to be tired, because you are not fighting with your own mind every single day of your life, trying to find any reason to actually get out of bed in the morning!”

42. “I feel like I’m really making a name for myself here.”

“Yeah, and the name is ‘Shooty McTriggerhappy.”

43. “You killed me!”

“You came back! I don’t see why you’re still making such a big deal out of it!”

44. “Was the glitter really necessary?“

“Not really,  but it added a nice flare to the explosions, don’t you think?

45. “Well that was overkill.”

“No. That was style, something you clearly lack.”

46. "Green means go, you ass!”

47. “Respect your elders, I’m seven months older than you so you have to respect me.“

48. “You know I’m going to win, right?”

“Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”

49. "Listen, you motherfucker, you’re not getting me killed!”

50. “What’s the best thing that has ever happened, do you think, in this world?”

“You being born.”

51. “You’re fucking crazy!”

“Yes, I fucking am!”

52. “I don’t know who I am anymore.”

“That’s okay because I know who you are.”

53. “Don’t worry about me, I can handle myself.”

“But you don’t have to handle yourself alone.”

54. “I don’t think I can handle exceptions. I don’t want to let you down.”

“You’ve never let me down.”

55. “Since we’re getting married tomorrow, I figure I should thank you for whacking me in the face when we met.“

56. “Hey now, the middle finger isn’t going to make you less wrong.”

57. “I’m your daughter.”

58. “You will be back soon, right?”

“Don’t fucking touch me!”

“I waited and waited, but you never came back.”

59. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

60. “Oh my god. You’re in love with him/her.”

61. “Smart has five letters, but so does idiot.”

“I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”

62. “You watched four seasons today?”

“Stop questioning my life choices!”

63. “I thought you were on a diet?”

“No, I actually told you to fuck off.”

64. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.”

“I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired.”

65. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me attention.”

“C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.”

66. “I am five hundred years too old for this shit.”

“And yet, you don’t look a day over two hundred.”

“Stop trying to butter me up.”

67. “You’re not a cry-baby. You’re not pathetic, you’re not worthless, unlovable, a liability, a burden, problematic, you’re not any of those things.”

“But…What if I am?”

68. “How did you two become best friends?”

“I punched him in the face and he gave me a high-five.”

69. “Jason Scott wouldn’t treat me like this.”

“”Well, Jason is a fictional character.”

“How dare you!”

70. “Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“Have you ever been to a concert?”

71. “I don’t remember a fight, or a reason, so what happened?  Why did we break up”

72. “Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”

73. “Somehow you don’t even have to open your mouth to make my head hurt.”

74. “I can’t believe you told them that I had ___ kink.”

75. “I only ever wanted to hear that you loved me.  Was I asking to much?”

76. “I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”

77. “I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”

78. “I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”

79. “I’m barely breathing.”

80. “If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”

81. “I’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

82. “Don’t call me princess, asshole.”

83. ”Do you like her?“

"She just makes me realize how much anger issues I actually have”

84. "You carry your father’s wedding ring with you, that bracelet is from your younger sister. But nothing from your mother.. why?”

85. “Baby, I will never stop trying to help you see your beauty.”

86. "Remembering how happy we were just makes the pain worse”

87. “You’re literally the spawn of Satan”

88. “Will you just accept that I am hopelessly in love with you, and there’s nothing you can do that will change that”

89. "It’s just god punishing you because you’re a ginger.”

90. “We were best friends. Now you’re just somebody I use to hang out with.”

Feel free to request at any time, I’ll be waiting ❤❤

[ncis:la] from the same cloth (1/2)

Scene Rewrite / Character Swap ficlet – 2x15: Tin Soldiers
(in which “Esme” reads Deeks’ palm instead of Callen’s)
by: asthedayisfading // jessica237

“Time to bait the hook, boys.”

At Sam’s prompt, Callen and Deeks approach the bar. In his head, Deeks is running his lines - a collection of his typical clever, smooth, bar pick-up lines combined with a few well-chosen, incredibly direct, obnoxious remarks guaranteed to ruffle Kensi’s feathers and have her summoning club security and, invariably, getting the attention of Singh.

But before he has the chance to even open his mouth, Callen jumps a step ahead, doing to him what Deeks so very often does to his own partner during investigations - taking what they’d planned and changing it completely around on the spot.

Luckily, Deeks is much better at playing that game than Kensi is.

(He’s just annoyed that he’ll have to find some other opportunity to impress his partner with his clever lines.)

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anonymous asked:

Based on your headcanons, I feel like Bo is meant to be for me, actually no, for everyone since he simply really doesn't care about little details that we girls worry about and he loves to fuck, honestly why haven't I met someone like him yet

Bokuto is seriously THE chillest guy (even though he has no chill haha). All the things you don’t like about yourself are probably his favorite things. He finds out you don’t like your freckles? “WHAT?! BUT I CAN TRACE ALL KINDS OF PATTERNS IN THEM!” Thighs are too thick? “BABE, YOU HAVE THE BEST LEGS OF ANYONE I’VE EVER MET!” Bust size too small? “NO, OH MY GOD, THEY’RE SERIOUSLY PERFECT! LOOK HOW NICE THEY FIT IN MY HANDS!” He’s just a giant sunshine and loves with all his heart. Why can’t he be real?!