this is relevant for everyone isn't it

The Children Are Fighting
  • Me: heads over to Youtube, bout to watch me some pancake scene for the 90th time (today) and-
  • Lift Kiss™: but you haven't watched me in a bit
  • Ice Wall Snuggles™: do you even remember what I look like
  • One Time Thing™: I know you watched me a lot last week, but I still crave ur love and affection
  • Pirate vs. Toddler™: Mirror mirror on the wall I'm still the cutest of them all
  • Storytime™: you used to watch me on the reg. What hath I done to forsake you
  • It's You™: I was literally The Most Important in your life for so long. I don't blame you for what you've done, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt :(
  • Proposal 1.0™: HEY BITCH. REMEMBER ME.
  • Proposal 2.0™: stfu, 1.0™. First is the worst, second is the best.
  • Proposal 1.0™: Me stfu? I don't see your viewcount rising too quick anymore either, buddy.
  • Proposal 2.0™: .....</3
  • Maybe Just This Once™: c'mon, I deserve a watch. It's been a while, and I'm so good at making you cry.
  • You Traded Your Ship for Me™: I have to side with The Elevator™ here. #1 Saddest Scene™ goes to The Elevator™. #1 Happiest Scene™ on the other hand goes to yours trul-
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: Noooooooo no no no no no. It is I who provoketh the must numerous tears of joy. My viewcount proves this. Don't even try to fight. That award belongs to me.
  • Everyone: Omg, so true. So true. Deadass Truth. 25 Cheek Kisses™, you are truly the best. Or you were, at least, until Pancakes™ came along.
  • Shellphone™: guys, GUYS. Focus here. This isn't memory lane. We're trying to get her to watch us, remember?
  • You're Impossible™: I miss being watched :(
  • Boat Safety™: I'm seriously so cute, how could you forget about me already? :(
  • Red Leather Jacket Kink Reveal™: I used to be so loved :(
  • I'm Not Proposing™: Guys I'm not even relevant anymore :(
  • Wanna Come in and Have Coffee™: I thought you loved all your children equally?
  • Know More About Your Beginnings™: We just want a *tiny* bit of attention. Like just for an hour? Spend an hour with us?
  • I Can't Lose You Too™: Your old friends?
  • Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation™: to quote myself, COME BACK TO ME!
  • Melty Popcorn™: I feel like I was never even truly appreciated for who I am
  • I Would've Done The Exact Same Thing™: Ditto, Melty Pop.
  • Middlemist Horsey Ride™: Guys, we've lost her.
  • Music to This Pirate's Ears™: We haven't just lost her. We've lost them all, the whole fandom :(
  • Sexy Barwench™: They're never coming back to see us :(
  • Move in With Me™: I guess our viewcounts have reached their max :(
  • Pancakes™: ....guys :(
  • Pancakes™: I'm really sorry like I'm actually so sorry :(
  • Pancakes™: I didn't mean for this to happen to you guys :(
  • Pancakes™: and for what it's worth, I wouldn't be where I am today without each and every one of you. Especially you, Move in With Me™.
  • Move in With Me™: Fuck you, Pancakes™.
  • Everyone: Yeah, fuck you.
  • One Time Thing™: Shove your rising viewcount up your (undeniably adorable) asshole.
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
  • Me: *sighs* Please don't fight, children...
  • also Me: *unpauses the pancake scene*

anonymous asked:

No one is ashamed, but it's a music concert? How was it ever unsafe? People might like it, but is that relevant? Why isn't enjoyment of the concert enough? And how do you know that everyone likes it - anyone who suggests it's anything but wonderful is labelled a homophobe and denounced. I just think 1000 or more flags at a small show is hijacking it to make a statement that has nothing to do with a musical concert nor safe spaces. That's become a buzz phrase to deflect any discussion.

Anon, i’ve explained my position, and i’m not up for debating it any further. I don’t agree with you but you are entitled to your opinion. As I said, if we realise that we have far too many we will hold on to them for other shows be it Harry’s, Louis’, Niall’s or Liam’s. 

Please don’t come back to me again on this. 

hamilton: a summary
  • alexander hamilton: damn ham u been through some shit
  • aaron burr, sir: um excuse me can u be my friend
  • my shot: nvm i got other friends also let's go to war
  • the story of tonight: my friends and i are probs gonna die but we're okay with it
  • the schuyler sisters: feminist!angelica is canon
  • farmer refuted: @samuel seabury shut ur fuck pls
  • you'll be back: america is in an abusive relationship w king george
  • right hand man: burr gets rekt
  • a winter's ball: angelica would be ashamed of u, ham n burr
  • helpless: ham is so cute and pretty btw i married him
  • satisfied: ham is so cute and pretty btw my sis married him
  • the story of tonight-reprise: everyone is happy and no one is dead
  • wait for it: burr does nothing
  • stay alive: charles lee shit his pants
  • ten duel commandments: can u count
  • meet me inside: oooh ham's in trooouubblleee
  • that would be enough: learn to appreciate what the fuck u have ham
  • guns and ships: dam lafayette can rap fast
  • history has its eyes on you: ham is back
  • yorktown (the world turned upside down): fuckin finally we won
  • what comes next?: king george is pissy
  • dear theodosia: babies and foreshadowing
  • non-stop: shut it up ham
  • what'd i miss: jefferson is the blitz
  • cabinet battle #1: people like money too much
  • take a break: ham is emotionally unavailable for his family
  • say no to this: ham,,,,,no,,,...,,.
  • the room where is happens: burr is left out
  • schuyler defeated: burr is back
  • cabinet battle #2: the Betrayal to lafayette
  • washington on your side: senpai notice me
  • one last time: washington: i'm tired bye
  • i know him: george is still relevant ???
  • the adams administration: fat shaming isn't cool ham
  • we know: ham,,,,,..,,.,...,,...,.,,,,,.,..,.,.,
  • hurricane: they can't tell everyone if i tell everyone first ha who's the idiot now
  • the reynolds pamphlet: angelica is savage
  • burn: eliza is so good and pure
  • blow us all away: my heart
  • stay alive-reprise: my hEART
  • the election of 1800: everyone still cares about ham's opinion for some reason
  • your obedient servent: "pass the salt" just pass ham or burr i swear this is the saltiest song u will ever hear
  • best of wives and best of women: LITERALLY ELIZA DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN U HAM
  • the world was wide enough: burr done fucked up
  • who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza's fucking amazing seriously how tf did ham get her ?????

alpha vs. maxis-match challenge

rules: use the same sim for both sides, try to do the same type of hairstyles and make up styles on both sides, if u know what I mean (please refrain from using clarified hair, as it’s a mixture of both alpha and mm), try to make everything different, not just hair; things like skin overlay, make up, eyebrows, and eyes (clothing doesn’t really need to be changed, unless you’re doing a full body thing), and tag #alphavsmm

i was tagged by this cutie: @inquisitive-simmer <33

and idk who to tag because i feel like everyone has already done this??? but if you want to do this, let’s say you’re tagged now by me :)

anonymous asked:

"He’s showing the world what he wants the world to believe. The spectacle." Do you think Cait is part of the spectacle for him? He's always so enthusiastic when it comes to her, he acts like she's the brightest star in his sky and wants everyone to see it. Is it just a show for us fans who enjoy their interactions? One could argue that he never once mentioned this girl so he *is* keeping it private (what she does isn't relevant here). I hate to say this thought crossed my mind more than once.

Well that’s a mighty muddy river there anon, but if you really want to go hand noodling for that catfish I guess I’ll wade in for a minute and see how it goes.

I’ve been paying attention for like 2 ish years or so. The SM interaction between Sam and Cait and the Outlander Fandom has changed quite dramatically in that time period. In the beginning they were very open and generous, genuine and innocent. Fun, fun, for everyone. But. Yada, yada, yada… IFH. Now the programming has changed from The Sam Cait Variety Twitter Show (a la Howard Stern) to the TV Guide Channel of Twitter. Just some neutral background noise to keep you awake while you look for other entertainment.

But one thing has not changed. Sam never really shared anything about his personal life ever on SM. I think I saw maybe an article about his mom once, but that’s it. He shares things that are good for business only. That was the deal before and after the fandom took a flight over the cuckoos nest. Surely the man has friends and family other than his mom and Luke and Valbo. So I don’t think you can really use that one aspect as an argument for or against MM or any of the other suspected GFs.

Actors use SM as a work tool to promote their image which is their most valuable commodity. You see the commodity, not the real person.

Never let anybody drive under the influence.

Even if you don’t know them that well, or don’t know them at all, stop them from climbing into that car if you know they’ve just consumed alcohol. Even if you’re worried that everyone will think you’re a prude, and even if the driver continues to insist that they’re fine. Even if you think that that person could never kill someone, and that deaths from drunk drivers is something that happens to other people in the news and never to yourself. 

Because at the end of the day you might save a life.

And if you’re out driving past 12AM, please watch your surroundings carefully.

Kakuzu's ultimate revenge
  • Pain: Kakuzu, you pissing everyone off.....we can't even spend money on actual things we about you give us some money to at the very least have some lighting in the base?
  • Kakuzu: Hmf, you wish, you'll have to earn that money...besides, do I look like a man who gives allowances?
  • Pain: Kakuzu you giant greedy asshole.
  • Kakuzu: Thats no way to talk to....your FATHER.
  • Pain: ...what the hell are you talking about?
  • Kakuzu: You all really assume I didn't have sex with all of your mothers at one point in my 91 years of life?
  • Everyone: [fear]
  • Pain: oh yeah? Prove it.
  • Kakuzu: *gets out several old timey pictures of him having sex with everyone's mom* ....who of you really IS my child.
  • Everyone in the akatsuki: [internally screaming]
  • Sasori: HA! Jokes on you! I already know my mom! And so does Itachi!
  • Kakuzu: really sasori? Is that so? Are you sure?...cus I never mentioned your grandmother, because I assumed she wasn't relevant...until now. Plus, Itachi I'm afraid....looks nothing like his father.
  • Itachi and Sasori: [fear]
  • Charamei: I do wonder how Gallifreyan culture accommodates the fact that as a species they virtually all have some kind of really severe obsession, though
  • Charamei: like, I suspect the obsession-as-species-trait is related to the fact that they have obscenely long lives
  • Dromeianindistress: Well, they probably set their own work hours
  • Dromeianindistress: Except for politicians, whose obsession is generally politics
  • Charamei: indeed
  • Charamei: not that we're looking at anyone in particular, of course
  • Charamei: any three people
  • Dromeianindistress: Not, not at all
  • Dromeianindistress: And yeah, it's probably related to their lifespan
  • Charamei: yeah
  • Charamei: Gallifreyans don't seem to have 'old age' as much as 'I got bored of being alive and stopped getting up in the morning and then stopped breathing'
  • Dromeianindistress: XD
  • Dromeianindistress: This is the species that schedules their own death
  • Charamei: yup
  • Charamei: are legally obliged to, in fact, so they can get re-uploaded
  • Charamei: because they never actually stop existing, they just have a brief respite from being alive
  • Dromeianindistress: yep
  • Dromeianindistress: *side-eyes Pandak*
  • Charamei: XD
  • Charamei: but, like... someone like the Master, who develops an obsession with a person. There's got to be some kind of system for dealing with that in people who aren't complete homicidal maniacs in every other respect as wellk
  • Dromeianindistress: True
  • Dromeianindistress: But what?
  • Charamei: idk
  • Charamei: I'd say rehab, but they need *something* to focus on
  • Charamei: ...this is going to get very Black Ribboner, isn't it
  • Dromeianindistress: ....It would
  • Dromeianindistress: And of course there would be a very complex ritual involved
  • Dromeianindistress: I wonder if they ever tried to make Koschei do it
  • Charamei: probably
  • Charamei: that's probably how he devloped the secondary obsession with universal domination
  • Charamei: slight backfire
  • Dromeianindistress: Slight
  • Dromeianindistress: He left mid-ritual
  • Charamei: needed a pee
  • Dromeianindistress: XD
  • Dromeianindistress: No, left Gallifrey
  • Charamei: ah
  • Charamei: well, you know what the queues for the toilets can be like
  • Dromeianindistress: XD
  • Charamei: one of the rules of Gallifreyan obsession, of course, is that it must be downplayed in public at all times owing to Reasons of pretentiousness
  • Charamei: and honestly, as long as you're on Gallifrey this is fine, because everyone knows that when you say 'small hobby' you actually mean 'consumes my every waking thought'
  • Dromeianindistress: XD
  • Charamei: then you get offworld and some aliens have things that they just... do for a while and then get bored of?
  • Charamei: and then they do something else?
  • Dromeianindistress: And they do it for, like, a year
  • Dromeianindistress: Like, why even bother?
  • Charamei: seriously
  • Dromeianindistress: You haven't even gotten started until you've spent at least a century on it
  • Charamei: and during that year they don't even learn everything there is to learn about the thing and write five monographs
  • Charamei: what are they even doing with their hobby time
  • Charamei: relaxing?
  • Charamei: ...I wonder if this is why Gallifreyan culture seems to like paradoxes so much, because you can go round them forever and never get to the end
  • Dromeianindistress: oooo
  • Charamei: they're the perfect timewasters
  • Dromeianindistress: Well, they do have several millenia to waste
  • Dromeianindistress: Also it's not considered odd if a Time Lord takes a century off work to pursue something that's caught their interest
  • Charamei: no
  • Charamei: in fact doesn't Four say that? Admittedly he's probably being a prat
  • Charamei: "I'm entitled to a fifty-year break every two centuries" or something
  • Dromeianindistress: XD
  • Dromeianindistress: I'd say it's accurate, though
  • Charamei: Time Lords with silly little obsessions
  • Charamei: and just how far will their otherwise completely oppressive justice system allow leeway for this shit
  • Charamei: (Aliens must get so confused)
  • Charamei: (apparently 'Well, knitting has always been a small hobby of mine...' is an acceptable reason to commute a sentence from forced regeneration to a mere five hours of torture)
  • Charamei: (and for some reaosn it doesn't work when the aliens try it)
  • Dromeianindistress: XD
  • Dromeianindistress: Leela figuring out the justice system
  • Charamei: omg yes
  • Dromeianindistress: And asking Romana questions
  • Charamei: yes
  • Dromeianindistress: and Romana doesn't see what the problem is
  • Charamei: and Andred, and Narvin
  • Dromeianindistress: Yes, and Rodan
  • Dromeianindistress: Even Brax, on occasion
  • Charamei: and they all get more and more uncomfortable because nobody wants to admit the real reason for it
  • Dromeianindistress: It's just not something you *talk* about
  • Charamei: there are some things you just don't talk about with aliens, even friendly ones, and the major flaw inherent in Time Lord psychology is one of them
  • Charamei: no
  • Charamei: it's just something you kind of... accept, and work around in your friends, and condemn in your enemies
  • Charamei: (Romana and Darkel slinging 'Well she's completely obsessed with being President!' at one another and everyone just kind of smiles and nods like, of course you both are, otherwise you'd be doing something else)
  • Dromeianindistress: yes
  • Dromeianindistress: XD
  • Dromeianindistress: And Brax has 'a small interest in art collecting'
  • Dromeianindistress: Which is why Romana hasn't turned him in for breaking every law of time out there to build his collection
  • Charamei: exactly
  • Charamei: Narvin's mild interest in astronomy probably translates to his entire bedroom being covered in star charts
  • Dromeianindistress: Romana doesn't even blink when he points out an extremely obscure fact about a minor space phenomenon relevant to the discussion
  • Charamei: nope
  • Dromeianindistress: (...there probably isn't a rehabilitation process for problematic obsessions. You just get mind probed a couple times as a warning, then exiled if you don't find something else)
  • Charamei: (...yeah)
  • Charamei: (there are some psychic doctors who specialise in fixing this stuff but you have to go and actually find them)
  • Dromeianindistress: (and most people don't *want* to)
  • Charamei: (no, because wanting to destroy the universe is perfectly harmless, it's only a thought exercise, of course they'd never... oh, hey, a Doomsday device!)
  • Dromeianindistress: ( XD )
  • Dromeianindistress: (Well there was also Shada)
  • Charamei: (yeah)
  • Charamei: (on the plus side, it does probably mean that people give Leela more leeway than you might expect when it comes to going hunting etc)
  • Charamei: (Andred and Rodan explained it as a mild interest and everyone just kind of nodded knowingly and left her to it)
  • Charamei: (she has no idea why of course)
  • Dromeianindistress: (Most Gallifreyans don't actually realize everyone in the universe isn't like this)
  • Charamei: ( no)
  • Charamei: (that's just what happens when you get interested in something)
  • Charamei: (then they go out there and start sabotaging fluid links so they can look around and the aliens are very unforgiving for absolutely no reason)
  • Dromeianindistress: (That's what interest *is*)
  • Charamei: (exactly!)
  • Dromeianindistress: (Really, completely irrational. They'll never understand how these aliens think)
  • Charamei: (nope)
  • Dromeianindistress: (The Rani was totally taken aback when the Doctor tried to get her experiments shut down)
  • Charamei: ( yes)
  • Charamei: (and every time a companion says something like "Are you enjoying this?" the Doctor gets utter culture shock)
  • Charamei: (of course they're enjoying it that doesn't mean they don't also care)
  • Dromeianindistress: (this is what they *do*, this is what they're interested in)
  • Dromeianindistress: (they can't turn that off)
  • Dromeianindistress: (it doesn't mean they don't care about the people involved)
  • Charamei: (the Master enjoys trying to kill them as well but they don't see the humans getting on their high horses about that)
  • Dromeianindistress: (really)
  • Charamei: (filling obsessions just feels good)
  • Charamei: (...we've just found Time Lord sex)
  • Dromeianindistress: (omg)
  • Dromeianindistress: (does that mean Time Lord marriages are 'our obsessions both line up very nicely with each other right now, let's be joined at the hip until they diverge again'?)
  • Charamei: (...quite probably)
  • Charamei: (Darling I very much enjoyed your paper on the inverse correlation of x and y please marry me and we should discuss this at every opportunity)
  • Dromeianindistress: (and they proceed to discuss it for the next 500 years)
  • Charamei: (yes, with occasional pauses to write papers)
  • Dromeianindistress: (...Gallifreyan conversations tend to be very long)

anonymous asked:

To the anon worried that their bisexuality isn't "intense" enough, I'm in the same boat! I'm not a very sexual person and I believed the few times I felt attracted to a guy was enough to presume I was straight well into my late teens. And I dismissed my attraction to women with the classic "of course everyone thinks girls are pretty, right?" Bisexuality has a stigma of being hypersexual but it is just as relevant to average and low libido people. If you like more than one gender, you can use it!


- Noodle

anonymous asked:

why're you annoyed with the way fandom treats maggie? pls explain (this isn't meant to be baiting, i'm honestly curious)

I just already feel like she gets wildly overlooked in favor of everyone else. I saw a post the other day about SG women that was just Kara, Lena, and Alex. I don’t like that. And I know there’s some question about whether or not she’s a WOC so this may not be relevant but I hate the idea that fandom already prioritizes all the white ladies over her. And I wish the writing made her more fully realized instead of just allowing her to be treated as Alex’s love interest. 

Debate rundown:
  • Paul: Here's some isolationist nonsense, casual lies about my competitors, and BS about being the only fiscal conservative.
  • Kaisich: Jesus told me to be a socialist!
  • Christie: Let me try to hide my incompetence and lack of qualifications with some rhetoric about Hillary Clinton!
  • Bush: Look, it's been pretty obvious for a while but I don't have any kind of shot in this, so what have I got to lose saying whatever I want?
  • Carson: Maybe if I awkwardly recite the preamble I'll sound like someone with some kind of relevant qualifications.
  • Rubio: Ok, looks like everyone, including the moderators, wants my head on a plate. I guess I'll just do what I always do and combat their rhetoric and smearing with facts and reason.
  • Cruz: Now that Trump isn't here, someone else has to be the childish baby with no actual debate skill and a tendency to be a slimy liar. Of course if Trump were here I would be licking his boots.

anonymous asked:

the comments on this article are very telling of the general vibe that all this mess is getting! dailymail*co*uk/tvshowbiz/article-3090773/Perrie-Edwards-jokes-splitting-fianc-Zayn-Malik-Liam-Payne-confirmed-quit-band-save-relationship*html and i was thinking that it's funny that now that little mix are doing lots of photo sessions that will most definitely be included in promo for the next album she doesn't has the ring, i find interesting.

I don’t. I find it the usual PR bullshit.

I have friends that are married/engaged and they take in their ring every 6 months to get cleaned/checked for insurance purposes, but her ring was last “cleaned” in March (third article below), so that’s clearly a lie despite that being her excuse AGAIN. Definitely not pulling the ring stunt for LM 

promo…. So I googled to see what happens when I type in “ring cleaning Perrie Edwards” and there are 151 000 results

The article contains multiple pics of Zerrie from her IG.

The usual tricks to keep LM relevant. And the comments are mocking this mess. Everyone else in the room can see it…

The signs as annoying things goobers put on tumblr posts
  • Aries: UNMUTE THIS
  • Taurus: I tried to scroll past...
  • Gemini: This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
  • Cancer: ~♁some aesthetic self-promo♁~
  • Leo: This is me!!!
  • Virgo: *some meme that isn't even relevant*
  • Libra: Reblogging every time I see it
  • Scorpio: I'm so glad I understand this joke
  • Sagittarius: If I don't reblog this assume I'm dead
  • Capricorn: *something someone already said except in bold and capital letters*
  • Aquarius: Everyone needs this on their dash
  • Pisces: Reblogging for that last part

phoenixyfriend  asked:

To everyone talking about wanting characters with big noses, I want to say that they should point Disney toward the SnK fandom (anime, but relevant because...), where there's an entire subfandom for one character's nose. Annie Leonhardt has what's called a "Cleopatra Nose," and she isn't the only one. So to DIsney as a whole, I say: people love seeing big noses on the big screen.

interesting, not familiar with that anime

I think it’s also just like… a nose is just a nose. Nobody’s going to come and see a movie for a nose, or leave for the same reason. So there’s no real “loss” in showing a wider range of facial features, like noses.

Yet when you don’t, consistently don’t, it reinforces the idea that certain noses are “beautiful” and others aren’t, which in itself is rooted in beliefs about youth being better, and which races are “more attractive” since more prominent noses are often a racial feature. 

IDK like it almost seems funny to have a conversation about noses but again, this is also a great place to observe how what culture shows us doesn’t always match up with what it tells us, and the first can often be more powerful than the latter. Very few girls will ever be told that their nose is “ugly.” Very few will ever hear someone say it in a tv show or a movie, point blank. Yet noses are often a key part of body dysmorphic disorder, especially in teenagers. It’s common to hear teenagers, and adults too, worry about their noses— as if there is a bad way to have a nose! But media has led us to think that there is because anyone who isn’t the sidekick or the butt of a joke will have a tiny, even nose, and it becomes a signal of “beauty” and worth. About 35,000 teens end up getting a rhinoplasty every year

anonymous asked:

American Sniper is incredibly relevant to most people, and the story is much more intriguing instead of a film that has been made over and over again. 12 years a slave was a really incredible film, and everyone should see it multiple times, but Selma isn't as raw of a film as that. You can't force people to like a film just because of the contents of the story. It has to be done well to make a statement

Lmfao. So what you’re saying is—people want ANOTHER story of an ~American hero whose claim to fame is the number of (brown) people he’s killed in a country and war we probably shouldn’t have been in IN THE FIRST PLACE rather than Selma, a story of a political movement that changed American history and reflect a resilience of human spirit that celebrates life and equality and condemns death/discrimination???? Tell me another movie like Selma, where black people tell their own stories, rather than a white savior swooping in? And tell me how this movie isn’t RAW as FUCK when it opens with the church scene of LITTLE GIRLS being killed in a racially motivated bombing? Is it now raw because Selma makes you empathize with the oppressed rather than the oppressor? Not raw, my ass.

Miss me with your shitty justifications. Also. Comparing 12 Years a Slave to Selma so blatantly reflects the racism that allows the Academy to view movies with black people as interchangeable…like. You don’t see me confusing The Hurt Locker with American Sniper. Gtfo.

anonymous asked:

Can you help me explain why #alllivesmatter isn't relevant please? I'm trying to explain to my boyfriend but I'm not good at debating stuff

tell him that black people are still heavily oppressed and face racism daily, and that white people have all the power. so if we say #alllivesmatter we are ignoring the problem, because white people aren’t oppressed,  if we fight for everyones rights, we will be fighting for people that dont even need help, if we focus on a group that is actually oppressed, it will help more than trying to fight for everyone equally.