this is really shit but oh well

anonymous asked:

why don't you two play some truth or dare? Like when you were kids!

Tweek: Hah, that could be fun. What do you say, Craig?
Craig: Yeah, sure, why not?
Tweek: Okay, I’ll start. Truth or dare?
Craig: Truth. 
Tweek: You fucking weenie. 
Craig: If I said dare you’d make me do something stupid as shit.
Tweek: Okay, ummm… do you still write Red Racer fanfiction?
Craig: You damn well know I do, give me a real question, damn it. Go big or go home. 
Tweek: Ummm, do you still have feelings for Marjorine?
Craig: Oh, good one. 
Tweek: Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. 

Craig: I mean, yeah. I guess I kinda do sometimes. When you love somebody like that it never really goes away. Especially not when the relationship was a great one. Even still, she’s one of the best friends I’ve ever had. She kinda helped me through all the shit that was going on back then.
Tweek: I’m really glad she was there for you, really. I’m so sorry I wasn’t… I mean… if I knew what was happening I would have-
Craig: Hey, it’s okay, really. You’re here now, right?
Tweek: Right, yeah. And hey, I know we’re just reconnecting and all that, but don’t forget I’m here now, if you need anything. 
Craig: Thanks, man. Same goes for you. 
[Play truth or dare]

“I thought I was going to work until I died. But they came in and told me that I was too old and that I didn’t know the computer. They thought I was obsolete. If that’s true—then how did I get so far without the computer? I’ve got that computer in my head. I can design the whole process. I can start with a blank sheet of paper and cycle the whole line: the robots, the tooling, everything. That was my life. At night when I go to sleep, I’m still building welding lines. There were only 1800 of us in this town that could do it. And each of us had our own style. People could recognize Norm Szewsky’s work. But you know what happened? They took all 1800 of our brains, and they put them in a computer. So now a guy who don’t know nothing can just press a button, and out comes a clamp. Oh well, I don’t really give a shit. I’m checking out soon.”

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Another art of my favourite man + my favourite flower


(AKA the work that consumed my entire weekend which I was supposed to use to study for my exams… flowers really take forever to draw lol)

Most Accurate English Translation of YoI Ep 5 Scene

Victor: Check it out babe, one of your cute, smol fans is looking to you for encouragement

Minami: NOTICE ME SEMPAI

Yuuri: Ignores kouhai

Victor: *gasp*

Yuuri: Continues ignoring kouhai

Minami: SEMPAI ;;;;;;A;;;;;;

Victor: Hmmm, I may need to spank him later.

Victor: Babe I’m disappointed in you.

Victor: That kid looks up to you and you just blew him off when he needed your support the most.

Victor: You can sleep in Makkachin’s doghouse tonight.

Yuuri: OH SHIT I FUCKED UP DIDN’T I NO DONT GO BAE

Minami: SHAKE IT OFF SHAKE IT OFF SKATE WELL SO SEMPAI NOTICES ME

Yuuri: Shit, I really did fuck up.

Yuuri: Bae was right…how do I fix this?

Yuuri: YOU CAN DO IT MINAMI-KUN, SEMPAI BELIEVES IN YOU

Minami: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SEMPAI NOTICED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Victor: Heh, I think that deserves an “I’m proud of you, babe” spanking instead.

Alright, it took this long for me to get to Mount Lanakila in Pokemon Sun, an area where it snows, so I could finally evolve my Crabrawler. It’s essentially the victory road part of the game, so that’s how late it takes to get Crabrawler’s evo.


And now it’s happening!


It’s been days, but now I get to see what it evolves into! All I know is that it has something to do with a yeti, so it’s probably gonna be fighting/ice now.


And holy shit there it is! It’s really kinda… doofy looking, I guess. Like seriously, what the fuck is up with its head? Goodbye cool punchy crab, hello yeti abomination. 

Oh well, at least now I know that Crabrawler evolves into a



wait


Wait, what is this thing called?

Excuse me.



A WHAT?!

I FUCKING NAMED IT IT’S CANON NAME HOW IN THE HELL

I JUST PICKED A STUPID PORTMANTEAU OF CRAB AND ABOMINABLE BECAUSE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN AND GAME FREAK DID THE SAME FUCKING THING HOLY SHIT

Jasper: “BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY DIAMOND!!”

Steven: “…yellow diamond?”

Jasper:

Tweaker Problems

When your really high and you forget where you put everything. You hit the pipe then walk 5 ft and you some how loose the mother fuckin lighter. Fuck. 30 minutes later you find the lighter and decide to smoke a cigarette, well FUCK-MY-LIFE where are my cigarettes? Holy shit. You spend another hour looking for them BC every drawer you open your ass can’t help but tweak through everything. Your busy doing that and you forget what your even looking for in the first place. So you decide your going to hit the pipe so you can gather your thoughts….but oh wait my stupid ass can’t find the lighter AGAIN.
Fuck I seriously hate how motherfuckin burnt up I can be sometimes.

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
Messy

Summary: Seunghyun, your brother, leaves you all alone with Jiyong, who has been his best friend since the fucking womb. Shit gets really dirty. 

Warnings: Oh No, Minor Sex, Age Gap, Oppa!Kink, drug use, alcohol use, oral sex, rough sex, crying, begging, like a whole a lot of shit, be warned before reading, if this isnt ur thing just dont read it

Word Count: 5442

Editing Creds: @doom-dada-diggity 

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Oh! I’ve never really posted full body pics but I can say I’m a lot more comfortable and confident in who I am, how I look like, as well as my fashion senses to do so now🙈 I’m sure y'all heard it before but it still stands, love yourselves!! Like seriously, love yourselves! If you wanna wear it, wear it! (I’m wearing antennas, like😭)People get judged for shit as little as the point of their nose. Ya got one life to live, make it the best one you can. But be safe okay??

Tell me I’m not the only one...

Who constantly finds themselves ruining things by having their addiction(s) find their way into seemingly pure happy moments like:

“Wow, it’s beautiful outside, you know what would make it even better? Drugs”

“I’m having such a good time, you know what would be even more awesome? If I was high right now too.”

“I’m really excited for this, you know what would make me even happier? Some shit to pump me up even more.”

And then all of a sudden you find yourself craving and the seemingly simple drug free happy moments turn to dull, lifeless ones and you are no longer enjoying yourself.

HAHA oh japan. you got me with this one. i really thought he was a girl until I started connecting the dots…

ilima because i know my 15 y/o self would’ve really liked this guy. well, i still think he is very pretty, but i’m not far enough into the game to know who my favorites are yet…

also i am extremely rusty at painting holy shit. i pretty much pulled all my “cover the bullshit” tricks to make this look passable.

SEE YOU GUYS AT MY NEW APT.

korrasami
  • korra: So where do you wanna eat?
  • asami: Anywhere is fine.
  • korra: How about we eat out?
  • asami: *blushing profusely* o-oh my um well this is a little short on notice and i didn't prepa-
  • korra: Sounds good huh?
  • asami: u-um yes.
  • asami's head: HolY sHIT woW i FEel REally Hot RN Holy SHit
  • korra: Great! How about noodles.
  • asami: What.
  • korra: Noodlessssss
  • asami: (ಠ_ಠ)
  • Bruce: I didn't raise you to be this way!
  • Jason: Oh really?! Well--
  • Jason: *stops*
  • Jason: *breathes deeply*
  • Jason: *clears throat*
  • Jason: *clenches and unclenches fists*
  • Jason: *exhales* Okay
  • Jason: I want everyone to take note that I could have said something really mean back there, a moment ago. Could have shattered this relationship to pieces, but! I didn't!
  • Tim: ...You want us to give you points for not being an absolute shithead?
  • Jason: PRETTY MUCH, YEAH