this is really nerdy

warmup this time is fe: a AU vesna since i’m gonna be doin’ a few fantasy looks….

she’s a risen girl who a ylissean sorcerer experimented on while trying to figure out how to return free will to risen soldiers. she doesn’t remember her old life, so she refers to him as ‘dad’, he is Not About That At All. she also loves her pegasus and her pegasus’s name is buttercup…

i got really carried away w/this and made that whole nerdy backstory so YOU GOTTA DEAL…

to speak in some frankly nerdy hannibal terms here

i’ve got one hell of a person suit carefully assembled stitch by stitch and it’s starting to bite me in the ass

cause a.) i’mm wearing it more often than i’m taking it off lately
b.) it’s making it increasingly hard for me to feel believed when i tell people truths about myself. such as:
“i’m depressed/mentally ill” (really? you seem like you’re motivated and together!)
“i’m introverted/a homebody/don’t like socializing” (but you come off as such a people person!)
“i’m in trouble i need help” (but you’re always talking about how you’re getting it together!)
“i’m bad, i can be unempathetic, i have trouble caring about others, i grow tired of people, i worry i lack empathy” (but you’re so nice, you give off the impression you care so much about people, you seem so kind)

In which I desperately need a filter that works much faster
  • Coworker 1: Hey, do you still write fanfiction?
  • Me: ...yes
  • CW1: CW2 and I are starting a writing group to help each other actually finish stuff. Do you want to do it with us?
  • Me: Uhhhh, maybe? I might be too embarrassed.
  • CW1: Why would it be embarrassing? We're really nerdy too.
  • Me: Well, I mean, my fanfiction isn't necessarily what I would consider my greatest writing. There's a lot of tropes in fic and it's got totally different rules. Like, a lot of it is just "what if the Avengers had movie night?"
  • CW2: Oh, that's fine. My wife and I are working on a cheesy YA novel. And we're making it cheesy on purpose.
  • CW1: Yeah, you could totally write about Captain America and Batman watching tv or whatever.
  • CW2: That actually sounds fun - I'd read that.
  • Me: Ummmm, well, I don't know...all of my stuff is also super gay.
  • CW1: What?
  • Me: Not like, as a pejorative! Like, none of my characters are straight...
  • CW1: Well, it's not like it's romance, right?
  • Me: Kinda?
  • CW1: I mean, you don't write sex scenes do you?
  • Me: ...not...all the time...
  • CW1: ...
  • CW2: ...
  • Me: I'm gonna run away now *gets up and leaves lunch table*

anonymous asked:

Nothing like mentioning something kind of (ok, probably really) nerdy on your OkC profile and checking in 24 hours later to find messages from 10 different nerdy guys either demanding I prove that I’m a “real nerd” or insisting I’m a “fake fangirl” who only “jumped on the bandwagon when it got popular” or to “make myself seem hotter to guys.” Yeah, you got me. There’s no way I just like said nerdy thing, I absolutely picked it with the goal of attracting guys like you. 🙄

Haha yeah I can see that happening, unfortunately.

Ok but can we talk about how important Ludi Lin’s character is in Power Rangers like oh my god here we have this incredibly attractive ASIAN MAN who isn’t attractive because of his race and who isn’t a stereotypical nerdy unattractive Asian man but is really attractive and flirty and badass but also has a realistic soft side because he loves his mom and takes care of her because she’s really sick and isn’t afraid to scream to the world “I LOVE MY MOM” and isn’t afraid to admit that he’s scared that he’s scared for his mom and is lonely and is also undeniably Chinese but also undeniably AMERICAN because yes Asian people can also be American and omg I just can’t rn his character is a BLESSING

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A short “ comic strip “ for a Jock!Cole and Nerdy!Jay. Yeah. I couldn’t come up with any good names so.


“ That was a really good game Cole! Good job! “ - Person A

(But you guys sure are swarming.. I need some space.) - Cole

“ Thanks guys, it wasn’t too difficult this time. “ - Cole

(Inaudible) - Jay

“ H-hey Cole.. Good job out there. “ - Jay

(Cute..) - Cole

“ T-thanks Jay.. Glad you think so.. “ - Cole

~A Series of Dan Complimenting Phil’s Game~

•"We’re playing this cause it’s a game that you made but I’m actually having quite a lot of fun”

•"This is a fun game.”

•"Just draw it yourself, Phil; I’m sure it will be really good!”

•"That’s so like, nerdy and adorable but also really cool.”

My roommate trying to motivate me to wake me up

Her: You know, Alexander Hamilton would get out of bed on time

Me, mumbling into my pillow: Alexander Hamilton was far more concerned with getting into beds than getting out of them

I'll Never Understand Fashionable Girls
  • *nerdy girl and popular girl walk into bathroom together*
  • Popular Girl: *puts on make-up in the mirror* I watched that show you're so into last night.
  • Nerdy Girl: You have! I knew I'd convert you sooner or later!
  • Popular Girl: I didn't really like it.
  • Nerdy Girl: Seriously!? Come on!
  • Popular Girl: Like, the effects are really bad and the plots don't make sense. The British accents are weird too.
  • Nerdy Girl: The effects are part of the charm. You have to actually pay attention to the plot. Also, British accents rule. It's how real English is supposed to sound.
  • Popular Girl: *puts on lipstick and smacks lips* It's just not my thing. I don't like sci-fi space stuff. I like action and drama. Realistic stuff.
  • Nerdy Girl: Speculative fiction tends to influence science, so everything you're dismissing now could possivly be very realistic in a few decades.
  • Popular Girl: I don't pay attention to that stuff. I like the here and now.
  • Nerdy Girl: *sighs* Whatever, enjoy being boring.
  • Nerdy Girl: *notices a string coming out of the nape of popular girl's neck*
  • Nerdy Girl: *lightly tugs on string*
  • Popular Girl: *stops moving entirely*
  • Nerdy Girl: Are you alright?
  • Popular Girl: *remains silent and still*
  • Nerdy Girl: *completely pulls string out of popular girl's neck*
  • Popular Girl: *disappears in a puff of smoke*
  • Nerdy Girl: ...Oops.
  • *a decade ago*
  • Some Lady: I think I'm the only one who can see it.
  • Friend: See what?
  • Some Lady: The knitter. It's sitting up on that building there. It's huge, and it's just knitting.
  • Friend: What does it look like?
  • Some Lady: It looks big and pregnant. But, it's stomach is made of yarn. It's just knitting. People, animals, buildings, clouds. Millions of things.
  • Friend: That sounds weird.
  • Some Lady: I think it's god.
  • Friend: Mmm.
  • Some Lady: There's nothing on the horizon. Like, there's nothing beyond it. Everything just starts where it sits. Now that I think of it. I've never been beyond that building. There's nothing but white out that way. Emptiness.
  • Some Lady: *looks at fuzzy yarn hands*
  • Friend: *lights up cigarette*
  • Friend: The I-95 takes you into Baltimore that way. But, you should write a book about that before anyone else does. I'd read it.
  • Some Lady: I don't like to write about what's on my mind.
  • The Knitter: *opens third eye on its belly*
  • *in the present, a week after our initial events*
  • *missing poster with popular girl's face is blown away by a careless wind*
  • Nerdy Girl: *stares at string on her desk*

anonymous asked:

what's the fic where dan is a lonely law student and he goes on a trip with his friends to disneyworld and his parents are really strict about how he spends his money and he runs into phil whose a youtuber and phil buys him a nerdy thing from some store?? i really loved it. at the end, they get together and dans friends had like ditched him or something and were in awe that dan had just been kissed by THE amazingphil!

Disney World MisadventuresDan, a law student with parents so strict they make him come home every weekend, gets ditched by his friends at Disney World in Florida during his short summer holiday. Alone, he runs into an incredibly attractive YouTuber who nerds out about anime with him, and even buys him a tiny Ciel figurine. Dan, meanwhile, quickly finds himself falling in love, especially after they get it on in a Disney World bathroom.

-Rachel

in every like. generation of tumblr theres 1-2 dude bloggers who get really popular and amass really loyal fanbases by like. being sort of nerdy and unthreatening and blogging a lot about some niche Quirky interest like bugs or cryptozoology or w/e the fuck and then they usually get outed as being like super predatory or just generally unpleasant people. and they all have functionally the same obvious manufactured vaguely-patronizingly-positive personality so sometimes you’ll see some1 who’s starting to fit the mold and obviously u cant accuse a stranger of heinous shit just because they seem a bit insincere and up themselves online but at the same time its hard 2 see those guys on your dash without waiting, on some level, for that other shoe 2 drop

When you’re bored and try to doodle. Then you listen to music from Undertale https://youtu.be/aWBtpBwzzdM then you think of the show svtfoe and fits with who, then you remember a hot headed character acting like another hot headed, also who are both very skilled with their powers, can be expressive when it comes to or opinions people they really cared about, theyre shipped with nerdy and insecure people (on which it depends on you e w e I’ll leave it to your opinion) they have lived or are in a specific element undyne=water tom=fire, they’re both hard balls heat (both have some anger issue) but both have soft sides

But then again Star is a rebellious warrior, but also Marco can be the knight and have his insecurities, and Jackie is considered the “cool” person, and Janna is also rebellious…YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS MY PARALLEL!!! SO SCREW WHAT OTHERS MAY THINK OF IT!?

BUT

Also these two fight for the people they REALLY care about and think they can be seen different. (THEY BOTH HAVE DETERMINATION AND DEDICATION!!!

*o*) (this is why they’re both my favorite characters XD). I don’t know what’s going on with my life, maybe I’m overworking myself or is it because I’m to stressed with college work…? or maybe I’m finally loosing my sanity and need to stop thinking so much of a show and a game that I really love…NAH :P

and I guess I’m over seeing this, but still I want to see this XD

Art by me

Tom the hot Demon belongs to Disney

Undyne the badass Fish belong to TobyFox

God bless you :3

Originally posted by bl8l

I MEAN LOOK AT THESE TWO!!

Originally posted by thequeenofhalloweennight

THESE TWO ARE MEANT TO BE BROS OR BUDDIES XD

Ok,,,,you know the guy with the really squeaky voice in the me inside of me who says “her life had hit a rocky path”?? And in shine a lift he sings “if I share my ugly parts” and just sounds really nerdy and annoying?? Apparently that’s Dan……wth….he sounds like a dark sexy serial killer one second and a super pitchy dork next…and he’s 36 but plays a 17 year old convincingly…,., this guy could be my mom for all I know jesus christ