this is really dumb :i

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THIS IS WHAT I WANT FROM MYSTERY PERSON AAAAAA

I’ve had guys tell me, ‘I’ll never feel for anyone the way i feel for you’

And I’m like, 'well, yeah, because it’s neurologically impossible to have identical emotionally associative response patterns for two separate people you’re receiving input from.’

Which I guess????

Isn’t the response they’re looking for??????

??????

There was a request for a solo larger version of this so… here you go.

hi can I get a fuckin uhhhhhhh

badass, accomplished, intelligent leader Lance who is strong in his own right and doesn’t need to be coddled and doesn’t take shit from others AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HIM AND RESPECT HIM

ok but tell me someone has made a joke about the boys chirping jack and bitty into oblivion because of tim horton’s timbits and how close it sounds to zimbits???

  • like ransom is making his daily timmys run like the good canadian he is and jack and bitty are sitting at a table drinking coffee (gotta mix it up from annie’s every now and again).  he gives them a short wave and goes to get his coffee when he turns back and sees an ad for timbits in the window between jack and bitty and he just.  stops.  slowly takes a pic on his phone and sends it to the group chat.  enter: chaos.
  • holster is the haus’s resident pun master and he is SO ANGRY he didn’t make the connection first.
  • chowder thinks it’s adorable and points out that it’s canadian baked goods!!!!! so it really does fit!!!! it was meant to be!!!! <3
    • chowder: cuz jack’s canadian and bitty’s a baker!!!! it’s perfect!!!
    • bitty: aww chowder!!! you’re so sweet!
    • jack: i think in this scenario you’re the sweet one, bits.
    • lardo: FIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE
  • lardo fining the hell out of their cute asses.
  • rans and holster coming home with a box and smushing two together making exaggerated sex noises in the living room
  • it becomes a Haus Thing to buy timbits and take a selfie with the box “just hanging out with jack and bitty.  love these guys”
    • shitty definitely takes it too far and makes a video of himself naked and making out with donuts and tags it “finally part of the threesome i always wanted”

im not saying nina taught sonny to read, but that is what she tells people

*Runs to the Voltron Fandom*

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YALL:

So get this! For some reason my phone doesn’t let me take screenshots of netflix but you can check later for confirmation:

During Keith’s trials when hologram shiro shows up one of the things he says to Keith is “you’re just thinking of yourself as usual!” According to the galra dude (sorry forgot his name) the suit Keith wears during the trial shows the person’s “greatest hopes and fears” and based on Keith’s reaction to shiro’s words this is one of his fears/insecurities.

Go back to season 1 episode 11 when the team is deciding whether or not to get allura. Keith tells them they should should leave her and the others get uncomfortable. He defends himself by saying he’s “thinking like a paladin” but LANCE says: “no, You’re just thinking of yourself because you’re too scared to do what’s right!”

Soooooooo coincidence? I think not. Take this connection as you will (maybe Keith is very hurt by lance’s statement and this becomes a fear or it could already be a fear of his to which Lance’s words would have triggered it) but I just thought I’d let you all know.