Oh god. Orientation Week starts next week. That means my currently peaceful university will be overrun by freshly-minted Matriculants who think they’re The Best™ because they were the top of their class in high school and got into UCT. Man, O-Week is annoying.
Ughhhh you made me remember. So okay I matched with this cute girl a few days ago but never really talked to her?? Side note: I go to build a bear A LOT and a couple months ago I went, named my bear Taylor Swift, was squealing with excitement and I was overall an embarrassing mess so the manager there kept laughing at me. Okay so this morning at 9am a tinder message woke me up and it was her saying
Her: Hey you look familiar
Me: Oh really?
Her: Yeah do you shop at___? Like at Build a Bear?
Her: Oh! You’re the girl that named her bear Taylor Swift! I’m the manager lol
Soooo it’s safe to say that I can never go back there and I’m embarrassed for life
Imagine Person A beginning to doze off while Person B is holding them. Person B whispers “I’ll protect you” and Person A tiredly mumbles “From what?” Person B thinks for a moment and says “I don’t know. Anything.”