this is really bad but i'm doing it anyway


You need to be more self aware. I’m surprised you think you can choose your own image. From the audience’s perspective, you’re just a piglet and a kitten.


GIFSET MEME: Fav. Modern Cartoons - Over the Garden Wall

I dunno. Sometimes I feel like I'm just like...a boat, upon a winding river...twisting, towards an endless black sea...

Requested by @littlebirdinthevaleofarryn

stop saying stupid things.

Clara x Jenny - Punk!AU

Their thrill from adventure
Their desire to run
The love in their lyrics
Their wild ideas of fun
All evident in their lust for each other

“Come on my impossible girl!”

“Right behind you, my unlikely gal.“

anyway i, a mentally ill adhd'er, got my driver’s license today at 22 years old after 6+ years of driving being one of my biggest fears in the known universe. i was 100% convinced i was going to fail and i didn’t. so that’s pretty chill


In this dark time of art block, I bring you…

Baby Reigen

Not even ageswap, just for whatever reason/by some accident he’s a little kid for awhile. Yeah. More to come probably.

hedarey  asked:

"weeks ago i the lesbian of the village bought condoms at the store and everyone knew about it even before i drove back home" oh my god i'm so glad i read all the tags i'm cackling in my college library the guy next to me is side-eying me and i thought my rural upbringing was bad im sO SORRY

I arrived back home and my Mom just deadass asked “why did you buy condoms for?” and I was just like?? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW I BOUGHT THAT? And she was like “Irene (the lady who owns the bakery) called and told me”. I’m 24 and don’t even really live there anymore, like… anyway, all my Mom did after that is ask if she could have some.

hi, remember this?

I drew the lineart for this a week ago.

The Lying Detective: A Summary
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: I am SUPER EVIL
  • sherlock: i'm high and suicidal and apparently that's humorous! come fellow suicidal friend, let's tell my brother to fuck off
  • *later*
  • therapist: how's the baby?
  • john: I HAVE A BABY?? oh wait yeah :(
  • mary apparition: honestly bro u trippin ballz
  • *later*
  • sherlock, also trippin ballz: to quote hamlet, fucking nope?????
  • mrs hudson: *is suddenly james bond, shoves sherlock in the boot, drops him into john's lap* you forgot this
  • john: i don't care
  • sherlock: *drinking from a flower vase* apparently my abusive suicidal drug use is still v humorous at this point!! lmao i'm gonna die in 2 weeks
  • *later*
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: *holds up a bowl of cornflakes* i'm a CEREAL killer! get it?? do you tho???? imagine if my bff the queen murdered people anyway i'm really evil in case u forgot
  • kids in hospital: and spider-man couldn't come visit us because????
  • *later*
  • faith: hi :)
  • sherlock: shit i did the bad decsioning oh well i'll do it more btw i'm STILL suicidal and overdosing
  • john: ...
  • john: you waNNA FKN GO M8???
  • sherlock, bleeding, still suicidal and now bashed by his best friend: this is all my fault and totally portraying a healthy friendship between two people that isn't abusive
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: btw guys i am still over here being EVIL
  • *later*
  • mary: sherlock my guy my pal, if you could lean into your fatal manic abuse of drugs and depression so you can be pals with my husband that'd be tight of u go get wrecked lov u
  • sherlock: i wanna die
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: murdering people IS SO FUN!! I AM CLEARLY SO SO EVIL RN!
  • john: fuk u m8
  • sherlock: omg thanks for coming to save me at the last minute even tho i have been suicidal and overdosing from literally the start of this episode.
  • john: ur a dick
  • mary ghost: lol he should wear the hat
  • *later*
  • sherlock: *apparently still has irene's orgasm as his text alert even tho he apparently never texts her back and it would expose her as still being alive*
  • john: aw thats cute! happy birthday btw speaking of texting i too was texting a hoe
  • sherlock: aw damn :( sucks bro :(
  • john: yeah ikr??? mary's dead but i still wish i'd done more than text my side-hoe i am literally saying that ur relationship with irene adler is the same as this
  • sherlock: *literally does and says nothing*
  • mary apparition: lmao i'm dead!
  • john: basically, life is short so u should text her back anyway i'm gonna cry now
  • sherlock: aw :( life sucks :( let's hug it out while a montage revealing that your bus-hoe and therapist was my secret sister who has literally never existed before now and that my brother gets laid apparently these 2 things are relevant to the montage
  • john: *sobbing* btw i don't think u killed mary
  • sherlock: that's okay! u only beat the living shit out of me for it so badly i had to be hospitalized before!! this is literally gaslighting but whatevs its okay we're hugging i guess
  • toby jones as disposable villain who isn't moriarty #5: lolololololol i am still EVILLLL
  • mary apparition: wear the hat
  • sherlock: kay :p
  • sherlock: btw bestiie it's totally okay that u bashed me and cheated on ur wife like.... me texting the only person i romantically love and u being a cheating asshat are basically the same we r all human and i have been psychologically abused and traumatized to the point where i think that's totally fine :)
  • john: cool! anywho!! i just remembered i have a kid and i've left it with friends even tho one of the main points of this ep was that i have no one so ig2g
  • *later*
  • euros/sherrington/whateverthefuck: bye now time for u to have the death i am another classic case of moffatiss villainizing women, showing their mysogyny and incapability of creating female characters independent of male ones :)
read this cuteness

ok, i feel the need to post this because it was so adorable. there are these two boys in my science class and i ship them SO MUCH. they flirt with and stare at each other all class. one of them has longer hair, and the other one plays with it and they are just perfect for each other. a few days ago, we were working in groups at lab tables and they were HOLDING HANDS UNDER THE TABLE. i almost cried. they were sitting on one side of the table and the girl they were working with was on the other, and she had no clue. she (from what i’ve seen) has a huge crush on one of them, and i felt bad because she had no idea that they were doing that, and they were making little inside jokes and references that she didn’t understand. anyway, my school doesn’t really “allow” gay anything, so im just proud of these boys for being together. sorry i made you read this, it’s not johnlock, but me and my friend were fangirling over them all day.

anonymous asked:

So I want to write a story about someone who becomes an alcoholic. Simple enough, except I've never tasted alcohol (I'm old enough, but due to medications, I will never be able to have it and it smells bad anyway) and I'm not familiar with it. I don't hang around people drinking and have never really been to a bar outside of restaurants. Do you know any good sources like movies or something and any advice for writing this? Something beyond the medical book stuff.

Thanks so much for your question, nonny!  Alcoholism – from its lightest to its heaviest points, with phases of recovery and relapse – is a pretty complex topic, so I’ll give you a few different kinds of articles to get you started…

Writing Alcoholism – Resources

That’s just what I could find in a pinch, but if you need anything else specifically, be sure to send another ask!  I didn’t know exactly what you wanted to know, so I tried to cover the general questions/information.  I hope this helps!

Thanks again for asking, and good luck :)

If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask me!


Tom/Harry AU: Harry didn’t expect to face Tom Marvolo Riddle again, not after what had occurred in the Chamber of Secrets. Four years later, however, he was proved wrong. This version of Tom wasn’t part of Voldemort’s split soul any longer—instead he appeared to be tied to Harry, who was far from pleased by this development.

my judgement of you as a person based on your main
  • genji: chill or complete dick. sometimes both in a weird chill/dick cocktail
  • mccree: their outward calm is deceiving. when they are on tilt you will want to hide.
  • pharah: pretty cool
  • reaper: need to calm down & take things less seriously
  • soldier 76: you frustrate me
  • tracer: stop. stop. stop. do not pass go. do not collect $200. do not speak. stop. bad.
  • bastion: not a bad person, but as an ow player, why are you like this
  • hanzo: either soft and nice or AWFUL douchebags. this is a hard, non-negotiable dichotomy.
  • junkrat: hilarious and mildly enigmatic
  • mei: no. would shank you and giggle while doing so.
  • torbjorn: fundamentally as a human being you are flawed
  • widowmaker: tired and need a break. generally aight
  • you're pretty fun but like, chill dude
  • reinhardt: quiet. terrifying. intimidating.
  • roadhog: not terrible people but i hate you anyway
  • winston: i'm not entirely sure winston mains exist. i've been told they do but i'm really not sure
  • zarya: great person, 12/10 tbh
  • ana: will fuck you up. will not be sorry. be cautious. you'll live forever playing with ana mains, but do not trust them as a person.
  • lucio: deserve better. i'm sorry.
  • mercy: inexplicably masochistic
  • symmetra: salted my crops
  • zenyatta: surprisingly high tolerance for bullshit. dry humour, very funny

anonymous asked:

i studied art in college (i didn't finish because i had to leave a really bad home situation), but depression and anxiety have made it really hard to put pen to paper so to speak. the other thing i'm struggling with is i've got color theory and more abstract stuff down, but i can only draw from like... the shoulders up. do you have any advice??

Hello anon  <3  I’m so very sorry about your situation.  Life’s problems have a way to bleed into our creativity and are a huge motivation killer.  :(

Anyway, here’s what I would recommend to get back into the flow of drawing bodies:  take a little bit of time every day to do a few gesture drawings.  Pause a movie or video, look at photo references, or anything you’d like, and sketch them as quickly as possible.  I took an art class in college as an elective, and our professor would set a timer for 1 or 2 minutes and have us draw what we considered to be the main essence and feeling of the pose.  That will help you become more confident and increase your skills with drawing the rest of the body.

BTW this is a FANTASTIC website for gesture drawings

I hope this helps a bit, and good luck!!  (And if you’d like, check in with me with your progress after a while!)  :)

anonymous asked:

Do you remember that episode of SpongeBob where Sandy was homesick for Texas and she really wanted to leave so SpongeBob and Patrick planned a surprise Texas party for her but she wouldn't go with them and then they got her to chase them and almost kill them by saying that Texas was dumb but then they got there and she realized that "Home was where all of her friends were all along"? Anyway, imagine that but on the meteor with Dave as Sandy and Karkat as SpongeBob and then they make out after.

I never thought I’d wholeheartedly agree with comparing Dave and Karkat to Spongebob characters but here we are,,,


“This world is really harsh and merciless. You have to turn into someone that people will love, so that you can help each other.”

My recent reread of the Uprising arc made me want to try out and closet cosplay/costest Frieda Reiss. I don’t think it came out half bad! 🌹

Bonus: Messing around recreating that one panel to the best of my ability