this is really a big shit

anonymous asked:

there would be no members of a marching band in ravenclaw bc outside of the army marching bands are not a thing in england. or anywhere in the uk. you need a better britpicker. orchestra and music groups, sure, but marching bands are very military and have no place in schools here

I can assure you I don’t need educating on the british school system having spent 70% of my life in it thank you very much. Hello from Berkshire by the way. And seriously? If people from other countries want to relate their own school experiences to Hogwarts just let them? Is it really that big a deal? I know we Brits like to make a hobby of shitting on the Americans but maybe we should all get down off our high horses and just let people imagine a Hogwarts marching band if they want to jesus christ

crab-tries-to-art  asked:

(Woah, that was a lot of shipping drama... This kind of shit is what makes a lot of Homestucks kinda back off from the fandom, I hope you're okay,, your blog is actually incredible, you deserve to be treated better.) And now- allow me to ask something slightly less shippy and more interesting! 1) Did the Echeladder really mean anything? did it have any effect on the game (except god tier level of course)??? 2) What happens to Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and Diamonds Droog after the Intermission?

1) Not really in the big picture. The Echeladder was a neat thing in the beginning showing our heros progress while showing a few jokes in there, but largely became irrelevant the farther we got in the story

2) They died lmao

I know that we’ve speculated a lot about Even having an episode was the thing that caused all the drama between him and the balloon squad back when he went to Elvebakken. But considering the way he acted in today’s clip I really doubt that it was “just” an episode.
When he talked to Sana he seemed so anxious over the fact that Isak might have found out about Mikael. I mean Isak knows about him being bipolar and he doesn’t seem to have any problems whatsoever with it, so if this was something thats only associated with his disorder, I’m positive Even would’ve told Isak by now. This is something much much bigger. Something so big that he doesn’t even want his boyfriend, who he recently moved in with, to know. Shits about to go down.

THE BIG LEBOWSKI sentence starters

❛     i had a rough night and i hate the fucking eagles, man    ❜   

❛     shut the fuck up, _____     ❜  

❛     _____, you’re out of your element     ❜  

❛     yeah well, that’s just like.. you’re opinion, man     ❜  

❛     am i the only one who gives a shit about the rules?!     ❜   

❛     you’re entering a world of pain     ❜  

❛     hey, careful man, there’s a beverage here     ❜  

❛     no you’re not wrong _____, you’re just an asshole     ❜  

❛     yeah man, it really tied the room together     ❜   

❛     this aggression will not stand, man     ❜  

❛     has the whole world gone crazy?!     ❜  

❛     you want a toe? i can get you a toe, believe me.     ❜  

❛     hell, i can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.. with nail polish      ❜  

❛     calmer than you are..     ❜  

❛     goodnight, sweet prince     ❜  

❛     at least i’m housebroken     ❜  

❛     we want the money, _____     ❜  

❛     my only hope is that _____  kills me before _____  can cut my dick off      ❜ 

❛     you human paraquat!     ❜  

❛     sooner or later you’re going to have to face the fact that you’re a moron    ❜ 

❛     i don’t need your sympathy, i need my johnson     ❜    

❛     what do you need that for, _____?     ❜  

❛     i am the walrus     ❜  

❛     we fucked it up!     ❜  

❛     you got that right, no-one fucks with the jesus     ❜  

❛     this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass     ❜  

❛     we dropped off the money     ❜  

❛     she kidnapped herself     ❜  

❛     fuck it, _____.. let’s go bowling    ❜  

❛     mark it as zero     ❜  

❛     they’re gonna kill that poor woman, man!     ❜  

❛     obviously you’re not a golfer     ❜  

❛     i’m sorry, i wasn’t listening     ❜  

❛     _____ just wanted his rug back..     ❜  

❛     i’m _____, so that’s what you call me     ❜  

So in the past 24 hours I have :

- booked my flight to Houston

-made conference arrangements

-probably found a place to live for next year

-Told all my friends that my life is unraveling in the best way possible

And in the next week I will: 

- watch my little sister graduate undergrad

-tell my parents that I ended my relationship of 8 years.

- start moving my shit out of my house  

anonymous asked:

I hate people who have double standards for Taylor swift. She didn't go to the women's march and she got SHIT on. Know who else didn't go? Beyoncé. I'm not saying Taylor's a saint in any means but she's not the devil spawn people act like she is. Like A LOT of "feminist" went along with joking about her suiting the man who sexually assaulted her ( yes that was a big part of the Taylor suing meme).

ok but t swift is very white feminist, her brand of feminism is all about gaining wealth + entitlement without really giving a shit about feminism or POC lives . Saying that, that doesn’t excuse the jokes about sexual assault you mentioned if that’s true 

send me your most hated characters/celebrities and i’ll tell you if i hate them too or not

anonymous asked:

So I don't watch that shitshow anymore, but from what I am seeing on some CL's posts that for some reason still watch, is that Clarke may actually become Commander? Sky people are involved in the conclave? It that happening? Are they really doing this? And do the CLs that still watch the show not see how gross that is?

I mean go ask all the big blogs ran by ignorant white girls that still promote this shit and write meta about it??? They’re the ones that have given the younger CLs the idea that watching this bullshit is still okay.

Okay so as far as overwatch dreams go

One was Hanzo dream where he saved me by using dragon strike then held me.

Second I had another Hanzo dream and it was him very into me being on top and making out with him. And to be honest I’m really confused as to why I had these two.

Also  had one about Jesse as a werewolf basically being a big loveable guy just following me around.

Finally a third dream I was living in my grandparents house by myself and it was broken into while I was in one of the rooms. The robber held me down at gunpoint and was about to try some shit when Reapers extra ass came in and punched a dang hole through the guys chest. 

He left right after pulling me back up but then returned later in the dream as Gabe and decided to live a normal couples life with me.

I know no peace in my sleep.

Get To Know Me

I was tagged by @ererifanatic who is the sweetest person ever like how the fuck do you balance all of that sweetness and kinky shit? (answer: she’s a goddess and can do whatever)

Name: Hannah

Nicknames: I didn’t really have any since when I was a kid but?? last semester I made a friend that started calling me “baby gay” and now everyone calls me baby gay and I love it

zodiac sign: virgo

orientation: panromantic homosexual 

ethnicity: yoo I’m fourth generation Cherokee Indian and you can pry my adoration for my big-eared great grandparents from my cold-dead-white-and most-definitely-not-just-Native American-I’m-definitely-just-four-generatins-of-American hands

favorite fruit: I have yet to eat a fruit that I’m not prepared to die for

favorite season: fall!!

favorite book: Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie

favorite scent: you know that breeze that comes off the ocean? that

favorite color: greeeeeeen

favorite animal: c r o w s 

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: tea! My mother is living my dream of being a barista (like I’m an english major it is practically REQUIRED for me to be a barista) and I stop by to get tea from her on my way to class

favorite fictional character: Murtagh from the Inheritance Cycle

number of blankets I sleep with: one

ideal trip: one I can actually afford?? That would be nice

when was your blog created: a year and a half ago, I belive

I’d like to tag @kagekii, @justapansexualfanficwriter, @sluttttysurveycorps, and @simplistically-arid

bewvitched  asked:

blizz is damn lucky i like dva or i wouldnt be about that hots shit again. that skins cute af. and that short??? gorgeous. miss shimada opportunity fr tho.

like, the past Dva main in me is happy and it is cute af, but god I really don’t like HotS… LISTEN, I’M ALSO PISSED THE ONI GENJI MATCHES ARE FIVE WHEN WE ORIGINALLY SUFFERED THROUGH 15 THE FIRST WAVE

and ya, Big Sigh™️ for a wonderful opportunity we could of had Gen and Han workin’ together like good bros protecting their home

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Permission to repost was granted by the artist.

i’m trying to learn how to be okay with being second. i tell myself at least you text me even if you text him first. i tell myself that i can fit all of my problems on the head of a pin, not having a best friend is hardly big enough to qualify as one of them. i tell myself that it’s easier this way anyway; i tell myself i’m busy with life and work or figuring out my shit. it’s just that sometimes i get lonely and i can’t really put my finger on why. it’s just that when it’s two in the morning i have no one to text about the nightmares. nobody wants to hear about them. it’s just i’d like to be special once. i know that’s selfish. but i feel like if i forgot to scoop myself out of bed and rotted here instead nobody would notice i didn’t show up. i feel like nobody cares if i show up. isn’t that terrible of me. isn’t that fucked up.

alright! *cracks knuckles* let’s talk about klance! i know all these points have been made in other posts but i’m just irritated and want to make my own post lmfao. i don’t understand people who say keith and lance don’t have any chemistry/potential/”romantic” moments…like…are you watching the same show that i’m watching? you don’t have to like the ship, dude, but there is no denying there’s something going on.

lance, your bi is showing.

do i even need to talk about the, “we are a good team” scene? this was ridiculously gay. holy fuck. tender hand holding. EVEN THE WAY KEITH SAYS LANCE’S NAME IS TENDER. they just sit there holding hands the whole time. they could have let go, either one of them could have let go, dude. keith wasn’t helping lance up. he kneeled down next to him and just…fucking held his hand? those soft smiles? lance doing the “fond eyebrow raise”? gay. and i know the purple lighting is from the galra crystal, but like…wow this whole set up was romantic as hell. seriously, sit back and imagine if one of them were a girl. boom, romantic. everyone would see it. so why is it so hard for some of y’all to see it here? not to mention the fact that we never actually saw the supposed “cradling” (i refuse to believe “I cradled you in my arms!” refers to this hand holding. there has to be more. a full on cradle). that was probably so fucking gay. AND THE EPISODE RIGHT AFTER, WHEN LANCE IS IN THE HEALING POD, KEITH BEING AN IMPATIENT LITTLE FUCK, FULL ON POUTING, TAPPING THE POD BECAUSE ALLURA WON’T LET LANCE OUT OF IT YET. EVEN THOUGH SHE SAID “JUST A FEW MORE TICKS.”

like, this boy can’t even fucking wait a few ticks because he just wants to see lance. there is no way to deny that he wants to see lance, talk to him, probably about their bonding moment. i bet he thinks everything is going to be different between him and lance now. 

he’s also the last one to walk away from the pod. *eye emoji* why did they choose to show that? what was the Point? then, when lance comes out of the healing pod, keith gets this precious little smile on his face. he’s happy to see him. looking forward to talking about feelings and shit, most likely.

but! lance instantly flirts with allura and keith just says, “Classic.” he then proceeds to look salty as fuck with his signature broody arm crossing included. this poor boy. you’re killing him lance, you really are.

not to mention the many other times he has appeared jealous when lance is flirting. (”Jealousy, thy name is Keith.”) i’m not posting screencaps of all those moments because i’m so lazy and like i said, all these points have been made in other posts and i got other shit i’m focusing on. 

here it is, the iconic, “We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!” scene. listen. i honestly can’t even think of a reason why keith would bring this up, unless he has a big fat crush on lance. it just did not fit into the conversation at all. let me type it out for y’all even though you probably don’t need me to. we’ve analyzed this to hell and back already but…

Lance: “Wow. Thanks, everybody. Sounds like the mice did more than you, though.”
Keith: “I punched Sendak!”
Lance: “Yeah, apparently after I emerged from a coma and shot his arm off.”
Keith, looking completely fucking devastated: “We had a bonding moment. I cradled you in my arms!” (his voice CRACKS)

honestly, he looks like he just witnessed his world fall apart around him. #mood

i don’t know about you, but this would not be my reaction unless, like i said, i had a big fat crush on the other person. he looks so betrayed, oh my god. and lance…wow. lance says, “Nooope. Don’t remember, didn’t happen.” now, is it just me or is this totally lance being a little shit about the fact that keith didn’t remember him in the first episode when they’re saving shiro? i bet it is.

alright, now this here, this is my favorite. this screenshot is titled “GAY this is so fucking GAY” in my files because um? their faces? those are very fond and tender expressions. this whole scene was so gay i stg. keith was flirting up a storm with this boy and it was amazing. let’s not forget that the planet lance was on with nyma highkey had the bi flag colors and there was two rainbows in this episode. symbolism, guys. these things mean a lot and are very important in animation. (there’s a lot more symbolism that many people have pointed out, including what i said above but my ass don’t have the time to put them all here)

the flirtation is strong in this one. here’s some more moments (i probably didn’t put them all idk i can’t remember) where keith is either a) flirty or b) looking at lance with that oh so soft expression. he doesn’t really look at any of the other characters like this (definitely not at allura lmfao), at least not that i’ve noticed. correct me if i’m wrong. 

wow keith you’re soooo cool…

a very underappreciated Soft Look.

this whole scene kills me every time, i love everything about it.

PROUD OF LANCE FOR COMING UP WITH A SICK ASS PLAN!

this still haunts me. it haunts all of us. why!!! did!!! he!!! say!!! it!!! like!!! that!!! you can hear the winky face in his voice. the way he says this is equivalent to 100 winky faces. if you don’t think this is blatant flirting, you’re a lost cause.

of course you were. of course. you want his attention. it’s okay, we know, lance.

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK KEITH IS SPORTING!!! anyways, that is the face of someone flirting. i make the same damn face keith makes when i flirt. if one of them were a girl, IT WOULDN’T EVEN BE A QUESTION. IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS FLIRTING AND PEOPLE WOULD SHIP THE HELL OUT OF IT. but no, they’re two boys. dudes bein’ dudes. just guys bein’ bros. wow, what a great bromance.

now, just for shits and giggles, let us compare how keith looks when he’s literally cradling allura in his arms vs. when he’s holding hands with lance.

he deadass looks like this -_- with allura. there’s actually a fucking…slight frown on his face now that i really look at it, oh my god. even when allura removes herself and blushes, he still looks like that. now, wouldn’t you think that, hm…if they wanted it to be known that keith wants to smooch allura, they’d at least put a slight blush on his face to match allura’s or maybe have him appear to be a little flustered? 

he’s gay. i can’t imagine him not being gay. (imo, him being galra is a big metaphor for him being gay. coming to terms with who he is and “coming out” to the other paladins. everything hunk says to him in “The Belly of the Weblum” are common things straight people say to gay people. a lot of people in the fandom seem to agree with this, but maybe we’re all just reaching idk) i just feel like…someone who likes girls would have a different reaction than keith’s when faced with a beautiful girl like princess allura in their arms. yeah, i know, this has already been said. but!!! it’s!!! true!!! all of their “romantic” scenes together were awkward, forced and came right out of nowhere and keith just…had no reaction. compare that to all the faces he’s made at lance. yeah. the difference is ridiculously obvious.

there’s honestly so much more i want to add to this, stuff from the comics and more subtle things (including a screencap of lance’s face in “Escape from Beta Traz” when he’s talking about keith and how he does cool shit. boy had the most fond expression known to man. u know the one), but everything has already been said by someone else. i’ll end it by saying this, again, because i’m really fucking salty: if one of these boys were a girl, there would be ZERO question about the purpose of these interactions. it would all be seen as flirting and romantic. it’s such a common trope. red and blue. fire and ice. they balance each other out. peace the heck out.

Voltron Big Hero Six AU

Ok, so here’s what I got so far:

So Matt and Pidge are siblings, and Pidge is like this super smart fourteen year old who is too good for this world

- But here’s the thing she goes to these bot fights at night (which are, ya know, illegal) and she kicks ASS

- And Matt convinces her to go for a big school scholarship at the Garrison, where he goes

- And he introduces her to all his friends

- First, she meets Shiro, who is this tall guy with a robotic arm and Pidge is like “wtf that is so cool like how are you even a thing?”

- And she finds out that he lost his arm in a war accident and built himself an arm from scratch

 - And it does some really cool shit - like, there’s super strength, and i am 99% sure that something shoots out of it

- Also lowkey Shiro/Matt romance bc i’m garbage

Then she’s walking around a bit and sees this really cool motorcycle prototype and she’s like “whoa this is cool

- And freaking Keith Kogane walks in all cool like, “oh yeah i’m making a bike that goes, like, really fast

- Keith does really reckless car races in his free time or something and he wants to be a pilot

- Shiro is his brother

- And Klance

- I don’t care how just Klance

And speaking of Klance Lance McClain walks in and is all, “oh, wow, keith, nice, but can you beat THIS?

- And the nerd throws these weird paint bomb things at him, and suddenly the two are sparring with wheels and pink dustballs and Pidge doesn’t know what to do

- Matt just laughs and explains that Lance thinks Keith is his rival or some crap like that because they went to the same high school, and keith scored higher than Lance on the aptitude test and is now convinced it is his duty to utterly defeat him

- Which explains why he starts throwing chemicals

Ok, but here’s Hunk, (adorable, sweet innocent Hunk) who is actually really smart and is building some high-tech droid or something and trying to fine tune it to actually work

- Pidge does some Pidge magic and hurrah it works

- And Hunk is like “wtf Matt your sister is brilliant”

 -And Pidge is like, “this guy is chill”

And Matt shows her this robot he’s building named Rover who is supposed to be this friend to help her if she really needs it

AND IT’S JUST REALLY CUTE AND FLUFFY AND THEN MATT DIES AND PIDGE LOSES IT AND SWEARS REVENGE

Secret Kink - Smut

Originally posted by obriengif

Author: @dumbass-stilinski and @celestial-writing
Rating: NSFW 18+
Pairing: Stiles Stilinski/Reader
Words: 3,510
AN: This is a collab between me and Madi aka @celestial-writing and I don’t know but I’m really proud of this! It’s pretty dirty, we got some daddy kink going on over here, but we really hope you like it! 


Also, this is a happy belated birthday to Stiles Stilinski! 



It was Stiles’ 18th birthday and the whole pack had come to celebrate. After the year you’d been having, it was nice to take a break and enjoy each other’s company instead of fighting whatever big bad had decided to wreak havoc on the tiny town of Beacon Hills.

You had a plan for the party for Stiles’ birthday, you had been planning this surprise for him for weeks and you knew he was going to enjoy it. Stiles never was a person that could keep secrets quiet when he was drunk, even his own.

Lydia was throwing her annual St. Patrick’s party, as usual the drinks were flowing heavily. Your boyfriend, Stiles, had clearly been taking advantage of the parties “amenities” when you found him by the bar.

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