this is real time

title: much too fast (my love)

rating: m (adult themes)

word count: 1.631

summary: 3 ways Cassian Andor didn’t die.

a/n: This desperately needs a beta. Wrote it on a trip back from holidays because there’s nothing better than contemplating death on a long flight, amirite or amirite? It was supposed to be for RebelCaptain Appreciation Week, Writing Prompt: Hope but it might be too late now? Let me know if it’s too late. Title’s from Jaymes Young’s One Last Time.

Warning for the first one because it can be upsetting.  Frankly I was upset by all of them and I wrote this crap. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

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that post abt no one knowing the real you rlly fucks me up bc i dont even do it consciously like i want my family n friends to know me to know everything about me but i just literally CANT BRING MYSELF to be who i really am because who i am is this deeply sad gorl wrapped in her mental illnesses and i love validation so i cant be that all the time so i gotta continue being this person who i’ve made up all the time

I’m almost done drawing the end of ‘What a captain’, but fret not, I’ve got two new Iwaoi comics on the works, both already have their first few pages done!

And this time I’ve upped the quality,
no more messy quick doodle comics (`・ω・´)9  ☆ 

I might even do some colored pages into them~ Stay tuned~!

Cheater Cheater

This is my piece for the “Do It Like Team Free Will” Challenge. @wheresthekillswitch @emilywritesaboutdean I hope you like it lovers!

Warnings: lots and lots of foul language (because I’m a potty-mouth…sorry not sorry) and smutty, sexy sex. Dean x Reader. 

“You’re really not gonna call first? What if he’s not home?”

“The point is that I want to surprise him, Dean!” I respond. Butterflies are turning my stomach into an aviary. I haven’t seen my boyfriend, Craig, in almost two months. I’ve been hunting with the Winchesters for years off and on, but this is the first time I’ve ever had a real relationship waiting for me in the wings. It’s been surprisingly difficult to be away. I’ve never really had the opportunity to miss someone, but I’ve been missing the hell out of Craig. Phone sex and Skype just don’t compare to the real deal.

As Dean turns the Impala down my boyfriend’s street, I let out a little squeal. I spot Craig’s blue pickup truck in the driveway next to a little red coupe that I’ve never seen before. I’m out the door before Dean even fully stops and he yells at me out the window, “Hey, don’t you wanna grab your bag?”

“Oh yeah!” I turn around and wait impatiently for him to get out and unlock the trunk for me. I’m practically bouncing back and forth between my feet, I’m so excited. Dean laughs at me and pulls me into a hug, giving me directions to the motel he and Sam will be at and telling me to call if I need them for anything.

I pick out Craig’s key from my fob and slide it into the lock, but when the door opens, it isn’t his deep voice I hear welcoming me home. It’s a female shriek. 

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anonymous asked:

since z*gi is notorious for using old pictures, i kinda want to say that this one has the potential to be old. zayn's been mia and he's still mia and he wasn't active on any social media and they can try to pass that he was with her, but this posed as hell picture is the only proof. i'm not complaining though. z*gi has been half assed since this year started and i love it. sadly i know we're most likely going to be hit with a bunch of z*gi until they die out again and we forget who she is

I agree, nonnie. Zayn’s been MIA for a while and today’s stunt is precisely why we were treated to those pics of Zayn getting tattooed near NYC a few days ago. They were probably taken at the same time as today’s Zigi pic so when it got released, the Ziglets would see the tattoo and squeal “OH EM GEE! They’re like totally together on her birthday! They’re such goalz!

It looks like it hadn’t been done during the SGT video shoot, then the addition was done some time after, culminating in the totally spontaneous and unplanned proof-of-love Zigi pic today. 


Annoying? Certainly. Fake af? Totally. Unexpected? Not really. Promo time in Zayn’s world sadly only equals Zigi nonsense.

Meh. I’ll take a picture to a sad and demoralizing ho stroll any day. #FreeZiam

anonymous asked:

Taking a small break from Chrason (i repeat /small/) Do you remember the babysitter!Jason AU? Cuz I'd love to see a ficlet based off of that (if you don't mind ofc) -🌊

When Jason had agreed to pick up and babysit three kindergarteners every week day starting two weeks ago, he’d been assured that the kids were alright. The Patricks had prattled on and on about how good Matthew was (and of course when he wasn’t being an anarchistic little pain in the ass Matt would do what Jason asked, which meant he never did what Jason asked). The Cordato family said Stephanie was very shy and he’d barely know she was there (he certainly knew she was there when he’d catch a stuffed animal to the face and almost go flailing down the stairs). And the Widin’s had even gone so far as to say Chris was their best behaved child (Jason had a poorly drawn dog on his forehead that begged to differ).

It was supposed to be an easy $15 an hour, pick the kids up, bring them to the Patrick household, get them a snack, watch them until the families came at 4:30. Easy right? As Jason stood there, a screaming excitable toddler under each arm and a third one currently sprinting away from him and making a bee line for the basement stairs, he wondered once again when he’d let himself get so gullible.

He swung Stephanie on his back, wincing at the loud shriek of delight she gave out as she gripped his hair and yanked, and grabbed Matthew with his free hand before the little boy could go falling down the staircase. “Jasoooon!” He whined as the teen scooped him up by the back of his shirt and carried the three kids over to the couch. “Don’t ‘Jason’ me, Matthew!” Jason lectured, dropping Chris (who was having the time of his life and hadn’t stopped laughing) and the still pouting Matt on the couch before prying Steph off the back of his head and dropping her beside Matthew.

“We’re watching a movie!” He half yelled, grabbing a random one off the shelf and shoving it in the video player. “What movie?” Matt asked and paused in his attempts to apparently eat Stephanie’s hair, much to Jason’s confusion. “….Cars.” He finally announced after checking the box. The three let out a cheer and Jason plopped down between Matt and Chris, rolling his eyes as the two little boys scooted closer and curled up beside him. “I love this movie.” Chris whispered, shoving his glasses up with a chubby finger and watching in fascination.

About 20 minutes in, Jason realized Stephanie was asleep. 25 minutes later, Chris followed. At half an hour, Jason finally felt Matthew go limp too and start snoring. He let out a sigh of relief and pulled a blanket off the back of the couch, draping it across the four of them. ‘Y'know, maybe they are kind of cute.’ Jason thought tiredly and closed his eyes. Chasing after three energetic little sugar balls all day had been hard, and honestly these kids seemed to have the right idea.

anonymous asked:

I feel like a lot more could have been done with the Black Fairy to make her seem more menacing and evil like she's meant to be and yes Jaime is doing such a great job, but I think the real problem is we don't have a lot of time with her. Cause A&E decided it'd be a good idea to squeeze her storyline into a matter of a few episodes even though she's the "Ultimate Evil" and should get more time to show how evil she is and what she can do rather than just saying it and thinking that's enough.

I agree with this. And if she was the Ultimate Evil, the biggest evil to ever evil, why are we now just hearing about her? Why are we now just knowing that she’s the creator of the Dark Curse? Why did we waste 14 fucking episodes on an arc that didn’t really pay off the way I hoped it would? Ooh R/egina loves herself now. Ooh she decides to take back part of the darkness that she chose to get rid of and send her other half back to a place where the King and Queen are dead, because of her and let her live out her days with a fake version - only he’s not fake because it suits her. You know where I’m going with this.

They could’ve had this Black Fairy is the worse we’ve come across from the very beginning instead of mentions of her wand. What did that even tell us? Oh nothing, except it’s powerful, came from the Black Fairy and that’s it. Instead of that 14 episode crap pile we got, they could’ve gave us the Black Fairy once the season started, but nope.

This would’ve been much more interesting and wouldn’t suck as bad, if they introduced her since ep 1 of this season started. She’s not doing anything that’s horrible enough to make us go kill her. We’re basically like oh really. Okay then. 

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So basically, I wanted to really surprise Seán with his gift, and hear him yell ‘Toriko’, so I was like ‘oh I’ll ask him to close his eyes, yell Trico, and then ask him to open his eyes, and like BOOM! Trico.’ As soon as I asked him the words ‘close your eyes’, I knew it sounded really creepy (fuck), but he humoured me, and it was lots of fun. I’m really happy he likes it! 

This is that moment:

I hope derka-derk is happy in Ireland with @therealjacksepticeye!

(also I’m almost 27 so it’s fine that he called me a girl, you think I’m an adult yet, hell no)

(and can I just say that I love that Seán’s voice for Trico in the unboxing video is the same voice Felix gives Edgar his pug, LOL)