this is real life liz


sparrabeth + an au
               a marriage interrupted or fate intervenes?

Jack: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day, Lemon?

Liz: I am taking myself out of the equation entirely. I scheduled a root canal for February 14th, Jack. I will spend half the day in twilight sleep. Then I will go home and watch the Lifetime original movie, My Stepson is My Cyber-Husband.

Jack: Wow, that is inspired. You are truly the Picasso of loneliness.

Liz: Or I am that painting elephant of being awesome.

—  30 Rock, Season 4

Liz at this point in time is NOT flirting with griffen. Not on purpose. She isn’t attracted to him. She isn’t doing anything like she did with lucky Jason nik and ric.. or zander or matt. So Francos jealousy is on him. He isn’t seeing something that’s real. Unlike the pervious men in liz’s life who had reasonable doubt to suspect her.

Liz better watch out though. Franco is kinda crazy. If she actually does cheat like she has with every other man in her life, Francos reaction will make luckys drunken tirade look sweet and calm.

Helllllloooooooooo! I wanted to thank all of you so so so so much for helping me reach 500 followers! I love and cherish each one of you dearly. 

As it is the best time of the year (playoffs yeah baby) I thought I would do a special playoff edition follow forever!! (enjoy my picture edit I spent a whole 2 minutes on it)

If you aren’t following these insanely wonderful people I suggest you do it IMMEDIATELY. 

The baest bae of all the bae’s kreiofthetiger my internet friend that I actually talk to in real life. Liz is a total GEM and her love for Chris Kreider rivals mine. If you aren’t following her you aren’t doing anything right. I love her more than life, and not just because she’s sending me mac and cheese ;) 

I have to give lennonyoung her own section too! Marie is a total sweetheart and my first friend I ever made on tumblr. We always have the best conversations and she is just an amazing person. GO GO GO FOLLOW HER. 

One last shout out to my irl best friends bowsochiwowwow and captainmcdonut. Don’t let their awesome URLs fool you, I came up with them.

There is a lot a lot a lot of people on here that I absolutely adore…if I forgot anyone so have my permission to yell at me until I add you :) 

Rangers:(my loves wow there’s a lot of you) 

supercallyfragilistic jesprfast zuccisbae americanflagelin nyrgurlforever lundqvisition christopher-james-kreider keepcalmandstepan beardedhockeyguy brassymoore cam-talbutt staalker ericstaalsmugshot princetalbot brassy-kreids hashtagkreiderpics swagielin smileyryanlochte brassysosassy step-an-me rnackinnon dylanmcilrath captain-mactruck captain-toewss shermo123 sweatybrassard ryan-mcstunna rymcdonaghs goalbuster slim-skjeidy skapski70 christopherkreider mybabieswearblueshirts stupidsexylundqvist suck-my-brass baby-goalie-skaps marii-mari nyrangersgifs kevin-klein not-genuine kreidizzle-my-jtizzle kreidindirty kreiderkisses mac-n-g mac-truck hockeywashergame savebytalbot brasssard princetalbot

Honorary Rangers fans (Bruins ily bbys)(I don’t care if you aren’t an honorary ranger fan i’m including you anyway): 

marchandmad majestic-bruin beantown-blood bruins-babe gronkingtuukka massholehackey sasssytuukka t-o-ews derekdorssett tuukkasass lucicbergeron tuuk-i-am-your-father dont-touch-my-rask

Habs:(I love the habs but no one follows me back bc my URL is Chris Kreider sorry not sorry…these are the brave few ;))

goallagher-galchenpuck galchenyum-gallawhore savedbyprice puppygally a-bgally hockeyismyreligon bgallys pricey-subby lovingthegallys price-isright pucking-habs

Pens: (I really dislike all you at the moment but not to worry I will love you again once the series is over :) )

sidmalkin crrrrooosssbyyyyyy thewizardofcros87 pittsburgh-sports crosbooboo me3yearssuperleague


kanershufffle hawkeytime dan-carcillos-missing-teeth eddieolczyk hawkey-obsessed so-hawkey-eh im-glad-you-kane1988 blackhawks-shuffle marianyossa hawkey88 meaghan-mikkelson kane-and-toews teenagekane blackhawks-shuffle its-mullet-time 88kkane


johnnyhockeygaudreau johnnygaudreau53 stlouisramz



I don’t really know of any Sens, Islander, Caps, Wings, Lightning, Preds, Wild, Ducks, Jets, or Blue’s fans that follow me! If you are and I missed you please let me know!! My follower base is pretty much the above teams! If you are a fan of any of the teams not mentioned I would love to have more hockey teams to love :)

Thank you again for 500 followers! Sorry this is so long…I love you all!