this is real life excitement


Mr. Fluffy is really excited about meeting his first real life dragon

I know, I know, but the only thing I can think about when pondering all the BTS stuff about Magnus’ penthouse (besides the fact that they call it a fucking penthouse), is how many fucking couches, sofa’s, one seats, lounging chairs and other seating furniture Magnus has in there.

And Alec and Magnus are going to make out on ALL OF THEM.

Ok so first we have the black couch, which is obviously nr. 1, since it’s both the largest, and Alec has history with it, since he cleaned it once. (Although I think it’s a new one and not the same). Like, obviously half of all make-outs start there.

Then there is the blue one seater, which Alec is very fond of, because of the turquoise shirt Magnus wore so dramatically. Basically, turquoise is Magnus’ color, and Alec can’t resist him when he’s sitting in it. Not the most comfortable seat, but the elbow rests are low enough.

The yellow one is a challenge, because the pillows tend to move. But the arm rests are the perfect width for Magnus’ thighs to fit in next to Alec’s, so perfect for straddling. Once things heat up they need to move though.

There’s not a lot of free wall space in Magnus’ appartment, because he likes to decorate, but those pillars are all they need for their vertical make-outs. Best part is they can stumble from one to another, so it’s easy to switch between who’s pressed against the wall, leg hiked up, kissed breathless.

They tried the table once, but the table cloth was slippery, and butt prints are always a no-go, even if the butt they come from is an extremely attractive one.

Then there is this magical lounge chair. Like, look at it, it’s made for make-outs. Honestly, it’s made for sex. (I’m especially fond of it because it’s right next to the Chess Board, and in the Chess dating fic I’m currently writing they end up making out on the couch, and THIS ONE IS PERFECT.)

Alec’s favorite after the blue one.

Magnus realized Alec’s mission to Make Out On All The Things, and suddenly the furniture moves around! See evidence A), the flashy new red one seater, and the evidence B) the yellow seat that’s moved to join the chess board. I love this because Magnus alters his home according to his mood, and I am so here for it. (Also notice all the pillows which have disappeared for the most part in other shots? I’m thinking those were lost to the floor thanks to two giants trying to fit all their limbs on one piece of furniture).

After a little bit, they’re both kind of ready for a new challenge, cue all the other furniture.

They tried this once, but the seating was horrible so they ended up stumbling against the bookcase and then Magnus’ potions nearly fell. No more make-outs allowed. Alec still kisses Magnus gently on the forehead/cheek/lips when he brings him coffee after pulling an all-nighter in his library.

Their first movie together had a scene in it where someone wiped all stuff from someone’s desk as a romantic gesture. Magnus immediately warned Alec off to never ever do that. The first time Alec uses his desk to sleepily write a fire letter, wearing only one of Magnus’ shirts and his boxers, Magnus kind of gets swept away himself. He seats himself upon the desks, pulls Alec forward by magically moving his chair, and kisses Alec’s breath away.

Only Magnus gets to wipe his desk.

Besides The Mission To Make Out On All The Things, the biggest reason they stick around downstairs a lot, is because the staircase is not made to make out on. Shins, ankles, elbows, shoulders, everything has been bumped into the metal of the staircase at least a dozen times, while they try to make their way upstairs without stopping to kiss.

It’s the bane of Alec’s existence.

(Also, in the background, is that a spare bedroom? It’s not Magnus’ one because no reds, but it does look like a bed?)

And then, last but not least, there’s this one, which is possibly in Magnus’ bedroom, and which is just so soft looking and inviting, like honestly, it’s made for making-out.

Basically, I really love Magnus’ lair, there’s so much nooks and hidden places and so much personality, and I can’t wait for Alec and Magnus to have fun in it. And to write all the fic, because SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.

was bored so these r people i know with these signs
  • Aries: Super generous and the best huggers. So strong and real people of integrity. They're excited for life and all it has to give. Have the best conversations with them and they give great advice. Very passionate and very hard to figure out. Intensely loyal when they care about you. Two of my favorite people ever have this sign.
  • Taurus: Sassy and also super sweet. Committed and very good at what they put time towards. Great senses of humor. Can sometimes be cold but are very dependable. Sensitive and sometimes misunderstood. Reliable af.
  • Gemini: Feisty and the wild child. Live for the experience. Factually honest but have different personalities depending on who they are with. Still trying to figure themselves out. Talented and very funny. Flirts (even if they don't realize it). People either love them or hate them.
  • Cancer: Full of love. They have huge hearts and are super spontaneous. Sometimes go too hard. Seem super innocent. Often underestimated. Caring and warm. Have really pretty eyes. Use lots of emojis.
  • Leo: Very loyal and passionate with everything they do. Athletic. Always late to everything. Will be honest with you. Ache for adventures and have the some of the most vibrant personalities. Outgoing and carefree. Free spirits and more sensitive than they let on. Call out your bullshit.
  • Virgo: Extremely passionate and extremely adventurous. Very flirtatious (sometimes to a fault). Funny and great friends. Know how to have a good time. Confident on the outside but a little more insecure on the inside. Very welcoming and love everyone.
  • Libra: Quiet and observant. Super calm and also kind of oblivious. Very polite and mannerly. Witty and very book smart. Crafty and creative, athletic.
  • Scorpio: Hot-headed and easily provoked. But they also have a very sensitive side they don't show to many people. Are fiercely loyal to those they care about. Popular and extroverted.
  • Sagittarius: Wise beyond their years but sometimes do really stupid things. Smart all around. Are either extremely reliable or not reliable at all. Confident. Free spirits and have "i don't give a fuck" attitudes. Closed off and have trouble talking about deep subjects.
  • Capricorn: Hilarious and very witty. Very smart and loyal. Talk themselves down a lot. Very sweet and very extroverted. Have a lot of friends and are loved by everyone. Love Christmas more than anyone else.
  • Aquarius: SUPER flirty and self-assured. Sometimes lack motivation. Very attractive and have some of the best senses of humor. Fascinated with life and love music. Sweet to everyone and wouldn't hurt a fly. Avoid confrontation.
  • Pisces: Can never make up their damn minds. Hate being called stupid. Closed off to all but a select few. Quiet until you get to know them. Try to act like nothing phases them but they're actually pretty sensitive.

I had breakfast with my little sister this morning and she spent a good chunk of time talking about the Harry Potter self-insert fanfic she was writing with one of her friends (since 11 is the perfect age) and I’m just? so happy?? like the way her face lit up while he was talking about it and the adventures that she and her friend were going to have and talking about how their Charms professor had it out for them and put them in detention and Luna Lovegood was teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts??? and a whole subplot with an evil professor who was a Metamorphmagus and was trying to corrupt her daughter and using the Imperius Curse to mislead people… it was so creative and wonderful and I’m so happy I had a chance to talk to her and encourage her and show interest in what she’s doing!

Uranus:5th house 💞👽💞

-Genius is shown in artistic expression
-unusual circumstances in love life;romances begun suddenly yet end suddenly as well,there can be a considerable age difference,you may both look completely different like one of you could be really huge and one really tiny in height
-lovers may be considered outcasts,nerdy,intelligent,eccentric,
rebellious,or they’re just fucking weird
-Ur pullout game is shit let’s be real
-may have an exciting and/or active sex/love life like Mars in the 5th(but I think Venus would have to be involved for this to be confirmed)
-kids are often outcasts,unusual in some way,or very intelligent
-good physical coordination
-you may not like kids
-you treat kids the same way you treat other people
-may not like sports
-hobbies are often unusual or related to technology so there can be interests in computer gaming,studying unusual things and stuff like that

John is a very smart, capable, intelligent man. To come up against someone and to think, ‘Christ, he’s smarter than me by a long way,’ is exciting for John. In real life, you end up being friends with people who are nothing like you at all, and John and Sherlock are not very similar as people. But I think that’s part of the reason that they’re friends.
—  Amanda Abbington on Sherlock and John - Independent (x)
An album is frozen in amber in a way,“ she says. “It doesn’t change. I have albums I listen to that change over the years because I get older and I get new perspectives on life, and I think about songs new ways all the time, but the work doesn’t change. … The real exciting, life-giving aspect of touring for me is the songs change every night. I’m playing with such incredibly talented, sensitive and technical players who are so present. There are arrangements, they’re set, we figure them out together, but we move with them and change with them, especially the dynamics. There are nights where all together as a band we get quiet for a passage we’ve never been quiet for before. Things like that. There’s so much listening. If the album is this big, monolithic iceberg, the band version of the songs is this little Huckleberry Finn raft that’s been halved off the side of it and we’re all bumping down the river together.
—  Joanna Newsom’s Diving Lessons, Gambit: BestOfNewOrleans