this is prolly not a good sign

Good Gifts for Xmas
  • *Venus Signs, unless otherwise stated.
  • Aries: Something involving their passion. Maybe a book, likely a manga.
  • Taurus: Something technology-based. You could buy them a calculator and they'd prolly be happy.
  • Gemini: Notebook, with the first page as a sort of "Ily" thing.
  • Cancer: (Check Moon) Blanket / Onesie.
  • Leo: Something that reminds you of them / A mirror / Joke Gift
  • Virgo: 🤑🤑🤑
  • Libra: Art Supplies, something appreciative.
  • Scorpio: Joke Gifts / Art Supplies / "I found this and thought of you."
  • Sagittarius: They don't really want them often but they have that one video game they obsess over... buy them something on there. (Or well, give them the points they need for The Thing they've been wanting)
  • Capricorn: "You don't have to but me anything, I'd feel bad. I have expensive taste."
  • Aquarius: Joke Gifts / "This reminded me of you"
  • Pisces: SOMETHING YOU M A D E, or art supplies
  • Me: *after watching first few eps of Xfiles:
  • sign me the FUCK up I THINK ❔👀❔👀❔👀❔👀❔👀 weird shit weird❔❔ sHit❔ thats 👽 some weIrD ❔❔shit right❔th ❔ ere❔❔❔ right👽there 👽👽if i do ƽaү so my self 🔼 i say so 🔼 thats what im PROLLY talking about right there right there (chorus: ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno sı ɥʇnɹʇ ǝɥʇ) mMMMMᎷМ🔼 ❔❔❔НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👽 ❔❔ ❔ 🔼 ❔ 👀 👀 👀 👽👽Weird shit 👀❔❔👀👀
Get to know me tag

Rules: answer these 20 questions and then tag some tumblr folks you wanna know better
I was tagged by @suspiciousbuttons
Name: Noah 
Nicknames: noah the boa I guess
Zodiac sign: leo 
Height: 5'11? Maybe? On a good day?
Orientation: str8
Ethnicity: jello
Fruit: hmmm honeydew melons prolly
Season: all of winter
Flower: trees
Smell: every candle known to man
Colour: green
Animal: penguin
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?: coffee but one time I had a bottle of half coffee half tea and it was very good 
Average sleep hours: 4 or 12 no in between 
Cats or Dogs: Cats
Favourite fictional character(s): hm Eugene from the walking dead prolly
Ideal Trip: mushrooms
Blog Created: like 2011 I think. Freshman year of high school so

I ain’t taggin anyone go fuk urself

The signs as their tumblr stereotypes
  • Aries: Angry. always
  • Taurus: sly and tbh i might eat your grandma like idk tho
  • Gemini: hungry/the worst
  • Cancer: Fairy godmother
  • Leo: Classic neutral good vanilla wafer
  • Virgo: gentle mermaid butterfly birch nymph spirit. Dressed in white
  • Libra: Princess of shade
  • Scorpio: passionate and prolly wanna fuck
  • Sagittarius: the freak of the party
  • Capricorn: angry but in a fuckboy kinda way
  • Aquarius: Abstract
  • Pisces: Boring. No traits but might be sleeping