this is probably not accurate lol

@namtif I had a feeling that their heights would end up being the next possible question from my post lol!

A while ago @mlscience did an incredible job at calculating Chat Noir’s height from the dimensions of the Mona Lisa! Their use of math is way beyond my abilities or comprehension, but I can try my best at estimating an approximate scale for how tall they could be. Just remember, I’m probably not going to be very accurate. ^_^

It took me a bit to find some decent images that showed his full body with a open hand for scale. Thankfully for the wonderful pictures provided by @officialmiraculousladybug I got this excellent character model reference:

I was able to mark the length of his hand, and the number of those that would fit within his height. As you can see he is about 9 hands high (insert horse jokes haha)
But just to be sure, and have a reference for Marinette as well, I applied the same measurement to another image:

Again I got close to about 9 hand lengths in his height. So if according to my previous estimate, Adrien’s hands are about 20cm long, then that is 20 x 9 = 180cm or roughly 5ft 10in. Marinette’s is about 8 hand lengths, which would be 20 x 8 = 160cm or 5ft 3in. Giving a few centimeters for a margin for error, they could both be slightly taller or shorter than my measurements.

aries: the little leader of their friend group. does the hard thing. probably finds a lot of their friends annoying and/or ignorant. is either having the worst or best time of their life, there is no middle ground. shows people new things and then regrets not keeping it to themselves. needs a nap.

taurus: wants to fight literally everyone. sometimes says offensive things and has no clue why it was offensive. is probably going through their “random phase” and still uses XD. sends memes in the group chat. is refreshing in the sense that there are still people with kind hearts out there.

gemini: always has an excuse for everything, may it be shitty or not. is “afraid of confrontation”. about 90% of the conversations with them involve something they’re passionate about. picks up phrases that their friends say and say them all the time.

cancer: low-key thinks that they are better than most people. plays like thirty million sports. would be the most prepared for a zombie apocalypse. would try to protect their reputation at almost all costs. manipulative to a point but tries their best.

leo: more artistically talented than athletically. changes depending on who they are with, may it be texting style or their sense of humor. is smart in one way but completely clueless in another. would do anything for one or two people, even if those people wouldn’t do the same for them.

virgo: probably has a million unfinished projects. double and then triple and then quadruple texts you. needs space. laughs at literally everything and gets louder as they get more enthusiastic. can’t let go of someone, even if they’re long gone.

libra: really preppy. a full-blown thespian. cringes over the phases and friends that they used to have. has good intentions but sometimes they can fall flat. probably had a cat phase.

scorpio: wears a lot of black. is a smartass. isn’t afraid to call people out on their bullshit. has the weird “i’m mad at you because you’re mad at me” mentality. probably knows all of your secrets. is the friend that you force to interact with people when you’re too scared to.

sagittarius: that really attractive and really athletic person that you want to hate but they’re a sweetheart so you can’t. probably prefers having one or two close friends as opposed to a lot of acquaintances. is quiet around people they don’t know very well.

capricorn: are too afraid to say anything when people talk shit about someone/something that they like. has the weirdest sense of humor ever. a little bit of a perfectionist. has quirks that they thought were normal until someone else pointed them out.

aquarius: are exceptional at having people only see the side of them that they want to be shown. can make almost anybody laugh and are probably one of the kindest people you can ever see. are not above bending or breaking the rules so things can work out in their favor.

pisces: is tired of being categorized as the crybaby/overemotional sign even though it’s really accurate. probably has no clue what is happening. is better at communicating with animals than people. has lots of useless trivia in their head.

Hip Hop Unit in fanfics

S.Coups: Your local fratboy ™, jock ™, fuckboi ™; buff af; your big brother who’ll give useful or not advices; loves black; has a motorbike; probably in love with jeonghan or in a poly with 95 liners; is actually a dad

Wonwoo: works in a bookstore; serious; has a tragic backstory; super introverted; emo af; is in a relationship with his books; majors in linguistic or psychology; has a secret crush on mingyu; is friends with and or lives with seoksoon; timid af

Mingyu: kinda shy; but hyper with friends; popular for being handsome; lives with minghao; is a big clutz; works in a cafe; has a major crush on wonwoo and is not subtle about it; great at cooking; hiding behind his emotional walls; is actually soft™; can be flirty at times

Vernon: chill af; doesnt know what he is doing with his life; loves his family A LOT; lives in a dorm with chan; got bullied; overall nice; can be an airhead; is in love with seungkwan but is not sure with his sexuality; bff sk; pothead; aspiring rapper with a soundcloud

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2 apr 2017 | 9/100 days of productivity

today i spent two hours on a project about gauss that made me realize just how much i actually love maths, and i also made this revision sheet for english i suck @ poetry lol. and?? my art exam is in two (2) weeks and i’m gonna die lol what’s new

Found some Jaal romance info on the bsn forums

Basically if you make an effort flirting/talking to Jaal and gaining his trust he will likely initiate the romance. If you say your not interested he will probably end up with Peebee. If you ignore him its not likely he’ll initiate any romance with anyone. I looked back through the forum and someone found the info while data mining, also there is a rejection line for Jaal so it confirms that he pursues you. (I don’t know how accurate this is lol)

My legs are literally DEAD now but I ran 18 laps at my university’s charity run for UNICEF!! That is over 24km according to their (Google’s) measuring, however my watch only logged 22,5km and that’s probably more accurate. It is the furthest I’ve ever run either way! But even more important, I raised quite a lot of money :))
The event was SO cool too. Hundreds of students both participating themselves and cheering on all the runners, and the weather couldn’t have been any more perfect! :)

How I Would Describe The Me2 Squadmates

-Jacob Taylor = Deserved better. So much better.
- Miranda Lawson = Too. Many. Butt. Shots.
- Mordin Solus = Genius friend who would also probably kill for you.
- Tali'zorah = Has never done anything wrong in her life, ever.
- Garrus Vakarian = Had you always been this badass?
- Jack = Very pretty and very murderous.
- Thane Krios = Not? Enough? Butt? Shots?
- Samara = Divine being, too perfect for mortal eyes.
- Zaeed Massani = Old man with the coolest scars who just wanted money and revenge.
- Kasumi Goto = Sneaky thief. Is she in your room right now? Who knows.
- Legion = I’m pretty sure you were in love with the commander.
- Grunt = A good son with good muscles. Needs all the love and happiness.

The King-part 2

The King-part 1

Summary- Gwendolyn yearns for more. More freedom, more choices, and more pleasure only King Negan can provide. Medieval AU

Warnings- Smut, Knife Play, Possible Dub-Con, Punishment, darker than my normal stuff

Word Count- Around 4.3K

Author’s Note- Probably not historically accurate. Lol. This is my submission for @jeffreydeanmorganrarechar Red Velvet prompt as well as @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash Negan Writing Challenge prompt knife play. Thanks to @theatricalbride for the brain storming session. It helped a lot. This will probably be a collection of one shots.

Tag List- @breemacen24 @negans-network @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash @ladylorelitany @melodicdolls @ninjacuddlepile @negansqween @thatwriterizzy @sassyfiedscribbles @ashzombie13 @wadeyourebarelyalive @starshinesupergirl @adayinmymeadow @astrangegirlsmind @supererogatoryblog (these are the people that have requested to be tagged in everything I write or have said they don’t mind if others tag them…if I missed you just let me know. I’m sorry)

My beautiful moodboard was created by the lovely and talented @ofdragonsanddreams16. I love it! It is so gorgeous.

Gwendolyn gazed at her reflection. Her hand slid down the bodice of her dress. She finally looked and felt like a queen. Having been married for a little over a month, she had felt like a prisoner, a possession, and a failure but never a wife or queen.

She had been raised to expect to marry a king of her father’s choosing. He stressed that it was her duty to secure an alliance with a powerful kingdom. Her mother persuaded her that marrying for position, power, and the love of the people would provide her a life with purpose. Who needed the love of a husband? Gwendolyn was prepared to live without it. In fact, she was taught by her mother to live independently of a husband and keep her own council. Many men would be happy to share her bed and leave her to her own devices during the day, but she had not married just any man.

King Negan was possessive and guarded her jealously. In the stories of fair maidens being rescued by handsome knights, he would have been the dragon that burnt all would be suitors to ash and cinders. He isolated her so only those loyal to him had access to her. Her handmaidens were chosen by him, reported to him, and seem to delight in reminding her of that fact. There was no friendship, no shared gossip, none of the warmth she had had with her previous servants.

She fared no better with the ladies of the court. They knew she held no favor with her husband. Therefore, there was nothing to be gained by her friendship. It would only bring themselves under the scrutiny of the king. A situation everyone actively avoided.

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anonymous asked:

Thomas Jefferson's dicc: Big or small+your reasoning

hmMMMMMM
he’s a tall guy, so you kinda assume “big man big PENIS” but no no no that guy has a below average size dicc for sure
i can tell by his lack of confidence, all of his sexual endeavors are fueled by the violin, right?? he makes himself BELIEVE the violin is his peen so that he doesn’t have to confront his inner struggles uwu

In fact, here’s a chart with some founding fathers and their DICK SIZES (these are all 100% accurate, might i just add. i did lots of research)

Thomas Jefferson: 3 ¾ inches
John Adams: 4 ½ inches
Alexander Hamilton: 5 inches
Samuel Adams: 6 inches
James Madison: he probably has a micropenis (which is a real diagnosable thing??? ) so like 6 centimeters lol
Richard Henry Lee: 6 inches
John Hancock: he has cock in his name so ALL THE INCHES
John Dickinson: he has dick in his name-but also “in son” and the phrase “dick in son” supports incest so NO INCHES
Roger Sherman: love him but he looks like a slug so his dicc is a slug so slug inches
Benjamin Franklin: 5 inches
George Washington: 13 INCHES FOR 13 COLONIES

anonymous asked:

Sorry if this is too personal, but what's your sexuality?

My sexuality is Jensen Ackles singing. Or Jared Padalecki smirking after making a dirty joke. Or Misha Collins’ hip bones.

Seriously though, if you had asked me this a couple of years ago, I would have just said “straight” and not thought about it again. But I think I have realized that sexuality is more complex and more fluid than I realized. So while I would probably still answer that I’m straight, I don’t know if that’s totally accurate.

That’s the first time I’ve actually said that out loud. So there’s that. Probably a much more complicated answer than you were expecting, lol. XOXO

Blue fire?? Theory

FIRST OF ALL if you haven’t watched the teaser already HERE YOU GO. 

This brings many questions of course. But besides the many questions around Natsu’s dragonization and all the what’s-going-on-here we all felt and probably won’t get answers until the movie, I still have one main question. I wouldn’t have paid that much attention to this (not as much as I am now), if it hadn’t reminded me of something. But first, the question (the title says it all though)

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