this is pretty shitty but i just love her face omg

anonymous asked:

omg a bellarke fic where they take a 'business shower' (urban dictionary it; it's platonic af) and they think it's normal but everyone else is like wtf this isn't normal

business shower: an intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time aka truly the most blarke like thing to exist

wc: 3.8k | rated m

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Despite everyone saying otherwise, Bellamy is actually a pretty good roommate.

Clarke moved in with him a few months ago and, according to all of their friends, it was going to end in disaster. She’s pretty sure Jasper even went as far as to say that they might kill each other which was a little insulting.

The thing is, she knows how her relationship with Bellamy looks to the average outsider. They fight and bicker and argue about everything. There’s nothing she can say or do without him getting on her case, and she knows that it’s probably the same for her too. They like arguing with each other. That’s just their thing. She doesn’t know why it’s so hard for their friends to understand that.

But fights aside, Bellamy is a good roommate.

He always takes out the trash on time and is considerate enough to pick up a carton of her soy milk whenever he realises she’s running low and he actually likes doing the dishes which almost made Clarke weep with joy when she first found out. Sure, they’re not perfect by any means- he has a bad habit of leaving the toilet seat up and she never remembers to clear her hair out of the shower drain- but he’s still one of the best people she’s ever lived with.

And then school starts back in the fall.

She knows that Bellamy is a high school history teacher, but it was never really one of those things that ever came up between them. When she moved in, it was July, meaning school was out and he was on break. Clarke keeps an eight to four job at the free clinic in the city so she got used to not seeing him in the morning. She would leave coffee in the pot for whenever he finally rolled out of bed, and he would already start prepping for dinner by the time she stumbled back in and collapsed on the couch.

They have a system. She’s gotten used to their pattern.

So when she wakes up on Monday, she stops dead at the sight of him puttering around the kitchen, still soft and sleep hazey in his pyjamas, his glasses sliding off the bridge of his nose.

“Morning,” he says when he finally notices her standing in the doorway.

It jerks her out of her stupor and she grunts in return. He already has the Keurig up and running so she settles on grabbing a few snacks for work. She chucks a granola bar and an apple in the oversized tote she loves so much for breakfast and she’s deciding whether she’ll head to the cafe down the street for lunch or drag herself down to the cafeteria for shitty hospital food when Bellamy throws one of the sandwiches he made at her.

It almost hits her square in the face and she fumbles to catch it.

“That’s lunch,” he says, ignoring her huff. He finally glances up at her. “You’re welcome, princess.”

Clarke pulls a wry face and shoves it in her bag too, feeling a bit warm inside. “Thanks.”

He just winks at her and rests his own foil wrapped sandwich next to his messenger bag. The warm feeling quickly dissipates when she sees him heading to the bathroom and she glances at the clock.

“Hey!” she calls out, scrambling after him. She manages to wedge her knee between the doorway before he could lock it shut and Bellamy lifts an eyebrow.


“I need to shower,” she says, shouldering past him and slipping inside.

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Originally posted by tt-aeils

bear with me please this is my first bullet point fic and my first fanfic since like 7th grade?? mlp was a dark stage

-okay so you aren’t tumblr famous really but you do have a few hundred followers on tumblr and you put time and effort in your theme and stuff, like ur blog is classy but trashy,,

-you pretty much use Tumblr daily and you are a bts blogger and post gifs that you make for bts and a few headcanons

-so one day in math class you get like 30 notifications that someone liked and reblogged your gifs

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anonymous asked:


oh my god yes he did, it took a while to dig them all up and i had to translate a few myself but here they are. there’s three real ones and one that’s like idk maybe. the three i definitely can confirm are relatively recent and all from his instagram:

1. heechul x female reader: from his 140925 instagram post (deleted when he changed his url), just thrown in the middle of some other rambling

This is a photo where one side of my suspenders came loose.. He turned down the lights of the room and approached the girl who is lying down with the moonlight in her eyes, and started to loosen one side of his suspenders. Slowly.. Really slowly.. He is walking slowly. One step.. Two steps.. [and then he starts talking about yesung lmao] (cr

2. heechul x leeteuk: from his 140817 instagram post (also deleted, sigh), this is the whole thing:

Teukie and I have completely opposite personalities. Teukie who always keeps things in and me who always yells and lets things out right away. Slightly timid? Teukie and slightly shitty? me. Teukie who decorated his room in white and me who decorated my room in red. Teukie who says let’s look back on yesterday, me who says let’s think about tomorrow’s business.. Then a few years ago, some things happened that made me think “Ah, I should always be on Teukie’s side,” and even though I wouldn’t obey the company or the managers, whenever Teukie would ask for something, even if I didn’t understand, I wouldn’t ask the reason and just follow Teukie’s opinion. In this way the relationship between the two of us deepened and our eyes were drawn to each other. Then finally Heechul, panting roughly, started to stroke Teukie’s face…..?! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ #fanfic #83 #inspiration/oldmen [it’s the same word idk] (my trans)

3. heechul x min kyunghoon: from his 160429 instagram post (once again, deleted…stop changing ur url kid). this was from when they were filming knowing brother with ioi so it’s gender swapped ssamja x heemi:

Heemi knew she was pretty and always arrogantly did as she pleased, but to her childhood friend Ssamja, she was always an aegyo young kid. The brave and kind Ssamja never saw this [arrogant] Heemi as anything but cute 😍😍 #fanfic (my trans, somewhat rough)

4. eunsihae: this one is apocryphal but i personally choose to believe it really is heechul’s just for the lols. it supposedly comes from his cyworld which would date it between 2005-2009 sometime. the format is certainly like his cyworld posts with a lot of line breaks:

DongHae and Eunhyuk were lovers
They loved each other so much, everyone was jealous.

But one day,
Donghae told Eunhyuk-ee, let’s break up.
But Eunhyuk-ee loved Donghae so much
So he wasn’t able to say a word

Wasn’t able to say ‘Don’t go.’
Donghae just turned around and was leaving
And Eunhyuk wasn’t able to say anything.

Eunhyuk just followed Donghae, no plans of what to do.
And saw Donghae meet up with Siwon-ee.

Eunhyuk-ee hid, and watched the two
He was shocked but,

“I broke up with Eunhyuk-ee. Don’t touch him every again, and don’t bother him.”

“I don’t want to. How can I believe you? If you date me, I’ll believe that.”

“I only have Eunhyuk-ee”

Then, Siwon-ee grabbed some gasoline
And poured it on Donghae’s body.
Siwon-ee grew angry and
“The only ways I can believe that you broke up with Lee Hyukjae is that you date me, or die by my hands.”

Donghae said “I will die”

Then, before Siwon-ee turned on the lighter
He asked Donghae if he has any final words
Do you know what Donghae said?

“Eunhyuk-ah, close your eyes.”

It’s said Heenim just copied something that’s online, only replaced the names xD (trans found here, idk the source)

anonymous asked:

Could you do the rfa+minor trio with an MAC who really likes cars??

A/N: Sometimes i wish i would have taken another year of auto body in high school but i didnt *sigh* also i have a huge lady boner for classic cars so idk if i’ll play on that sorry not sorry ~Admin 404


           -Knows nothing about cars, new or old

           -But he’s seen you and Saeyoung talk about some of his cars and you seemed so passionate about it!

           -He really just wanted to impress you, and like the same things as you!

           -So he literally pulls out a random car manual when you come around the next time

           -“Ah, I see! That’s a really nice looking…. trans…mission. And wow would you look at those… uh… *Brings book closer to face* …windshield wipers.”

           - yoosung what even

           -“I’m sorry!! You just look really happy when you talk about cars with Saeyoung and I just thought maybe you’d like me more if I knew cars but I really have no interest in them at all! Look at how complicated they are!! WHAT DOES A TRANSMISSION EVEN DO???”

           -He throws the book down onto the table, his face following close behind it

           -You run your hand through his hair and when you laugh he shoots his head back up to look at you

           -“Yoosung, you don’t have to be into cars like I am for me to like you?? Just be yourself, ya big dork! I like you for your animal-loving, LOLOL-playing self<3” and i swear to god he turned to putty in your hands. Completely attached himself to you for the rest of the day but it was honestly kinda cute???


           -You’re into cars??? He’s into bikes!!!

           -While he thought that would be amazing, he was wrong

           -The two of you have very strong feelings on which is better

           -“Just try driving my car once! ONCE! It’ll be fine!”


           -So he tried driving your car in an empty parking lot. He killed it. Multiple times


           -He doesn’t like it

           -Prefers the two of you take his bike instead unless you’re driving the car

           -“But MC! You look really hot on my bike! Are you sure you want to take the car? What do you mean you love the car? But not as much as me though, right? Right?? MC!”


           -Here’s the extent of Jaehee’s car knowledge: Something feels wrong with car –> Take car to auto shop

           -Okay I’m not giving her enough credit, I’m sure she knows how to change her oil and at least how to change a tire

           -When the two of you are talking about interests and you mentioned cars, she’s internally cheering


           -She really likes learning though, so she asks you to help her learn different aspects of the engine, and how to do a few quick fixes

           -Watched you change one of her headlights once and spent hours trying to change the other one on her own

           -Denied all offers for help, she wanted to LEARN on her OWN, GET AWAY FROM ME MC

           -Once she got it, you praised her like crazy and she felt great?? Like she learned how to fix something and you’re giving her all this recognition and just, it’s an amazing feeling

           -Always out there to help you fix something, one time she brought a notepad and some pens and took notes

           - shes so cute omg


           -“MC, get in your car. I have a date planned for us- I’ll drive”

           -“Stay the fuck away from of my car”

           -He’ll try to buy you literally ANY car you want

           -Old, new, restored, a fixer-upper, whatever you want

           -Pouts every time you won’t let him drive them though


           -So he tries to spoil you with the newest and coolest car parts

           -That new engine you’ve been eyeing? He’ll get it for you. Fuck, he’ll get you SEVEN of them

           -He actually really admires your love for cars though?? Like he lowkey wishes he knew how to do something so hands-on and mechanical

           -When you’re under one of your cars on a dolly (and he’s sure that you won’t get hurt), he’ll push the dolly out from under the other side of the car and pretend he didn’t see you there and practically bug you for attention because you’ve been under there all day



           -The first time he sent a photo of his babies to you, you freaked out

           -You started naming them, spitting out their stats left and right, ranking which one you thought was the best and which one wasn’t as good as the rest


           -The two of you go for rides at least once a day

           -The two of you are always spoiling them. Always buying a ton of accessories, washing them- he’s caught you hugging some of them lovingly once totally did not join you

           -Saeran has found the two of you sleeping in a few of them sometimes

           -Y'all communicate by honking sometimes. Completely pisses Saeran off. Then the two of you just honk every time he tries to tell you off. Saeyoung thinks it’s the funniest thing but his brother vows to get back at the two of you

           -“Let’s take this one today!” “Are you kidding???? No!! This one needs more love!” “SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT”

           -He seriously has to get you your own garage down the road though because your love for cars rivals his


           -Your passion is what really gets him in all honesty

           -The way your face lights up, the sparkle in your eyes, he just loves it all so much, MC


           -“Pose on top of that car”

           -“You want me to what?”

           -He takes amazing photos of your babies so you can frame them and show them off (when you aren’t driving them)

           -But he also takes those sexy car model-type photos of you and the cars so he can keep them for himself

           -What did you expect MC? You’re amazing, and so are your cars, he wants the two to intermingle

           -Also has tons of photos of you with a dirty face after working on your babies because you’re just! So! Cute!

           -He’ll put the camera down to help you every now and then though! You want a wrench! He’ll hand it to you! v sweetheart that’s the wrong tool, i need that one. no not that one. yes that one. no not that size


           -Oh no

           -You’ve got a car obsession like his brother? Shit.

           -He’s been sucked into races between you and his brother and he hATES THE BOTH OF YOU


           - says he hates the both of you for racing but the adrenaline rush actually hits him pretty hard, he likes it

           -There have been times that he has to physically pry you off of your car because you’ve been clinging to it

           -If you’re working on something under the hood, he’ll mess with you by honking the horn

           -“IT WASN’T ME. Maybe you touched something!! Don’t fuck up the car!” you lil bitch i know i didn’t touch anything

           -He does admit that some of the classic cars are his favourite to look at. Like a 1967 Chevy Impala? BEAUTIFUL. 1971 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am? Y E S

           - mc lets fuck in every single one of your backseats

Week Four

A/N: Welcome to week four for where I’m kind of playing catch up from last week. Rec list tags: @mogaruke

No Pairing

A New World by @impala-dreamer 

OMG she better call the number! Like I kind of feel bad for the guy but then and not really cuz he’s not Sam or Dean and that’s what matters lol. Just saying… I wouldn’t mind a sequel…

Classic Car Family by @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms  (fluff)

This kind of killed me in such a good way! IT was like nostalgia and every emotion wrapped up into one! The ending blind sided me and I just like fell out of my chair!

Storm Clouds by @impala-dreamer  (angst)

So I skipped this last week and had to wait until I was in a good place to read this and damn this was so good. It was very realistic, almost too realistic to me. This just goes to prove that you can’t go wrong with having the Winchesters as family

Dean x Reader

Stitches and Whiskey by @impala-dreamer  (fluff)

OMG YES! I love a sassy Dean soooo much! And the fact that this has never happened on the show kind of makes me mad. You need to pitch this idea to the writers. Like just use a GD first aid kit for once.

Mile High Club by @jpadjackles  (smut)

OMG. That was short sweet and HOT AF. I’m gonna need a part 2 but she was not take care of and we can’t have that. Deans took caring for that. *begs for part 2*

Vulnerable by @dancingalone21  (fluff)

This was wonderful! All the silliness and cuteness! I love how Dean didn’t care if she was a lesbian. A lot of people see him as just someone who wants sex but he’s deeper than that! Love this!

Here Now by @impala-dreamer  (fluffy angst)

Dean coming back from hell gets me every time! Like he’s just so vulnerable! I’ve never felt the need to protect anyone as much as I feel the need to protect him when he comes back from hell. This was just so full of emotion! Love it! 

Barcelona by @pinknerdpanda (fluff)

Aww this was soo sweet! I love how Dean makes it up to her! All he really had to do was say sorry and be all Dean like but he chose to do something so sweet! Made me swoon a million times over.

Truth or Truth by @ilostmyshoe-79 (smut)

OHMYGOSH. That was so hot! I could have gone for a cold shower after reading this. Whew, this had me sweating!

An Impossible Choice by @nichelle-my-belle (angst)

OUCH. Oh my gosh that just killed my heart and my soul. Ugh poor Dena, poor Cal! Even Sam lost a friend! This just killed me…

Imagine Dean coming home to you dancing around the kitchen, singing Pour Some Sugar on Me while baking a pie by @bringmesomepie56 (smut)

“Thank god for Def Leppoard and Apple Pie” Yes! Thank god because this fic was amazing! I love that Dean was so bold! Then again when is het not lol

Got Me Feeling Emotions by @thegreatficmaster (fluff/angst)

NO! WHAT?! AH! Wheres the rest?! I keep scrolling down and there’s still not more! Im always up for some demon Dean and I wouldn’t hate a second part… ;)

Sam x Reader

Better Than This by @melbelle45 (fluff)

My fave line “Three lives were formed in this body, three healthy lives that live and breathe and destroy our house.“ Swwoooon so hard! And the Daddy!Sam at the end <3

Perfect by @imagineteamfreewill (fluff)

Aw I love fluffy Sam! He was so sweet and so nice! I think we all can agree that we all need a little Sammy in our life…. or a lot of Sammy ;)

The Guest Of Honor by @revwinchester  (fluff)

Ah!! I love College!Sam and how freaked out he was about her being the presidents daughter! Glad he came to his senses though!

Black and Blue by @bringmesomepie56  (smut) 

Ha! I can just imagine Sam being super bummed that he tried to kiss a girl and was met with a punch to the face. Well I think they made up for that!

Jensen x Reader

That’s My Girl by @not-moose-one-shots (fluff)

This was soo cute! I love all the things that Jensen said he love about the reader! It was all very sweet and made me swoon!

Too Good by @impala-dreamer (fluff)

I’d watch Jensen put different clothes on all day. In fact, I’d probably watch him do anything… But we all know that leather jacket kills all of us!

Jared x Reader

Lift you up by @impalaimagining (angst)

We all have shitty days, some worse than others. Pretty sure if I had Jared my day would be far far less shitty. I’d like to rent Jared for the day please?

lindsaymaknae  asked:

So not sure if ur actually doing headcanons but I want one where MJ is Midtowns BAMF. Like she gets arrested in protests and punches Nazis in the face and she ain't got time to do makeup and dress pretty because she's raising money to get young black girls through school. Like, she's the real life superhero and Peter is the romantic interest, but also she's incredible smart and help Pete with issues in his suit not even Tony Stark figures out. Just badass MJ

MJ is bamf, okay?? like, we only get maybe (and I’m being generous here) 10 minutes of her in the whole movie but I know and you know and we all know that she is the most boss-ass bitch at Midtown. LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT IT-

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slightlied  asked:

22 bnha any ship ya want :-)

Justine you’re an angel omg I hope you don’t mind Kacchako bc I’m very deep in hell for them!!! (Also let’s play how cliche can Aja get)

22. “You can’t just say that and then disappear!”

Stupid, stupid Bakugou.

Uraraka was running around like a crazy woman, fingertips pressed together as she looked around anxiously. To anybody on the outside it would look like she was frantically searching for the villain they were fighting, and that was mostly true, just because Bakugou was an idiot didn’t mean she would let it affect her work.

But yes, she was also searching for Bakugou, who had fled after dropping the biggest bomb on her.

I love you. He had said with his rough calloused hands cupping her face right before he ran straight into the fire. Uraraka had just stood there before calling out his name, staring at the flames taking over the building they had been called to. A villain had shown up and unleashed his quirk right in the middle of an office, killing hundreds already.

Now, Uraraka knows why Bakugou said what he said. He didn’t think he was coming back as he ran forward. Bakugou was nothing less than confident in his abilities and if he thought he wasn’t going to survive this then that wasn’t good for anybody.

Uraraka lifted herself off the ground using her quirk and floated up to one of the smashed windows. Nothing but smoke rolled through and she couldn’t see a thing.

“Please, please…” Uraraka whispered, moving up and over and down and in all directions she could to see if she could get a glimpse of blonde hair. She looked for green hair and red and white hair as well. Deku and Todoroki would be around here somewhere. She wanted them all to be safe.

An explosion sounded from around the building and Uraraka took off, pushing off on the building.

There were only flames here and she could see Deku unconscious on the floor, Todoroki and Bakugou fighting off the villain inside. She wondered where the others were, if they had gotten word.

But for now Uraraka swept in quietly and lifted Deku off the ground, making him weightless as she floated towards the ground to hand him to the paramedics. He stirred and sputtered but by then Uraraka was launching herself towards the window she had come out of, praying that they hadn’t moved.

“Xplosion! Shouto!” Uraraka called, relieved that they were still there and rushed towards them.

“Uravity, what the fuck?” Bakugou yelled, having the villain in a headlock. “Get out of here!”

“What?” Uraraka kept rushing forward and didn’t realize that the villain was pointing a finger gun at her, something small being launched at her.

“Huh?” She took a step back and before anybody could stop it, it exploded. Grenades from the fingertip. Convenient. 

Uraraka’s back hit the wall and she slumped down, sputtering. She had hit her head pretty hard and fell into a state of unconsciousness, the last thing she saw being Bakugou slamming his fist into the villain’s face.

When she roused she was lying in a hospital bed, arms and cheek bandaged. She blinked a couple of times, vision blurry.

“Thank fucking god.” A rough voice whispered beside her. Uraraka cast her eyes aside and stared at Bakugou. “You’re awa-”

“What’s wrong with you?” Uraraka croaked, voice weighed down with sleep.

Bakugou blinked and then narrowed his eyes. “Excuse me?”

You can’t just say that and disappear!” Uraraka cleared her throat before speaking and tried sitting up. Her body ached and Bakugou pushed her against the sheets. “I was worried! And that… th-that is a big thing to say right before you think you’ll die.”

“Yeah well I wanted you to know.” Bakugou huffed, crossing his arms over his chest.

Uraraka sputtered. “You should’ve said it earlier! I didn’t even get a chance to say it back.”

Bakugou snorted. “You have the chance now.”

Uraraka glared. “Yeah well I’m mad at you right now!”

Bakugou rolled his eyes. “I can leave, you know. I still have shitty clean up to do.”

Bakugou went to stand and Uraraka’s hand shot out to grip his wrist, holding him in place. Bakugou didn’t look at her, not even when she whispered out. “I love you too. Don’t leave me again like that.”

Bakugou gave her hand a squeeze and fell heavily into the chair. “Fine.”

Uraraka smiled softly. She knew that was the most positive answer she was going to get from him. “How’s Deku?”

Bakugou really looked like he considered leaving again.

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anonymous asked:

On the subject of 13rw like when i tell people i didnt watch it theyre like "omg whyyy???" So i say i can't cause i know i cant handle certain scenes but sure enough everyone wants a 5 paragraph essay with citations in MLA format on why i cant watch 13rw. Like you don't need my life story just take your stupid show and get away from me (sidenote, whys it getting a second season?? Like what are they gonna do in it? Relistening to tapes??)

Okay so firstly: Fuck those people

Secondly: I can go on a rant about the Second Season™ sooooooo….

Thirdly: The first thing that jumped out at me was “5 paragraph essay with citations in MLA format” SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Why 13RW Does NOT Deserve the Progressive Title People are Giving It

                                               An Essay by Me

13RW made its debut back in 2007 as a novel written by author Jay Asher. Now, the book had its problems with handling such a sensitive subject BUT these problems were only highlighted once the novel found its way to Netflix. 

The first problem is the fact that they do NOT follow guidlines laid out for them (by “them”, I’m kind of grouping them under the term “media” since this is the media) in a nifty handbook for media outlets called “Recommendations for Reporting on Suicide”, which outlines responsible ways to talk about suicide. This includes the acknowledgement that suicide is not so easily pinpointed to one or two specific events but the culmination of numerous causes, most often including mental illness. This also includes staying away from graphic depictions and descriptions of the suicide. Otherwise, you risk what is called the “copycat effect” where people will take these ideas of suicide and apply them to their own suicide. Which has already happened because of this show. 

Now, to the show’s credit, it does put a warning in front of the episodes. But warnings are an…. iffy sort of deal. For example, I was going through a difficult time when I first started watching the show. And when I saw the warnings, I figured that they wouldn’t phase me because usually I’m not very sensitive to things like that. I’m usually pretty good about separating myself from the story. But this was very different because the story doesn’t just focus on her, it focuses on all of this pain and regret and saddness over her loss, all of this attention and love she was getting afterwards. And for someone who was on the border of having a SHITTY™ time, something, almost anything, that would earn me so much attention and feeling from other people was appealing. I honestly sat down and thought very seriously about it before gathering myself and taking MANY walks outside to cool my head. And the worst part is that if I was feeling this way, someone more sensitive than me would be feeling 100x worse and would have no resources given to them at ANY POINT during ANY of those episodes. At no time did they list any resources before the credits, or peppered in the episodes. None. In fact the only alternative the audience is presented is in the line “[cutting is] what you do instead of killing yourself.” 

That being said- they then also try to bring in the issue of rape and sexual assault. Of which they also graphically show (which, again they do put warnings but) And this is where it gets sticky so I’m gonna bullet list people, or rather characters at fault here: 

  • Bryce- He’s the one that does the raping here (TWICE on screen) 
  • Justin- Sits back and does nothing to help Jessica, his girl, and lies about it to her face for months(?) before finally coming clean and telling her the truth but also trying to convince her that it’s okay because they just have to keep quiet about it. 
  • Hannah- Ah, the black sheep no one wants to talk about. The other person who ALSO witnessed the rape occurring and did absolutely nothing about it whatsoever until making the tapes where she spends then entire time putting the blame on Justin and Bryce despite being in there and witnessing the entire thing and going on to do, again, N O T H I N G to help Jessica either.

And of course, over the course of these tapes being listened to, no one ELSE does anything about any of this either until Clay gets his hands on the tapes. 

Which brings me to my next point: Mother. Fucking. Clay. Jensen. The boy who acted like a dick to her while she was dealing with the rumors and the bullying. The one we’re supposed to sympathize with because he wanted to bone her so badly but never got the chance. NEWS FLASH- Clay Jensen is a “Nice Guy” in sheep’s clothing. His entire character arc is trying to redeem this girl that he thought he was in love with because he regrets not being able to “love” her back to life somehow- despite the fact that his relationship does not: 

  1. Suddenly erase the rumors 
  2. Take away the fact that there is a counselor on staff who has no regard for his student’s safety or mental health 
  3. Fix her developing mental health issues
  4. Mean that people will change their minds so quickly

This just in- dating someone who has a mental illness, who has the kind of issues that she does, is not butterflies and rose colored lighting. It is not saying “I love you” and everything just being magical and okay. And that’s exactly the picture this show paints, there is an entire scene devoted to it. And this furthers the unrealistic and problematic picture that being in a relationship will solve all of your problems.

And, after ALL of this, there are the subplots being introduced in the show of: 

  1. That kid (Tyler?) about to shoot the school up because Hannah told those people about how he took naked pictures of her (but when Justin took a similar picture of her underwear and showed his friends- that was okay and didn’t deserve the same kind of punishment?) 
  2. Justin’s family life isn’t too hot and we’re supposed to sympathize with him and understand that this is why he acts out and he’s so devoted to Bryce because Bryce has on numerous occasions supported him and this is, presumably, why he does nothing to stop him from having his moment with Jessica (because to Bryce women are property, no different from an Xbox, and so Justin has to act that same way), why he goes along with Bryce sending out the picture of Hannah, and why he is trying to help protect Bryce. 
  3. Alex has shown signs of suicide on multiple occasions, including actively trying to kill himself at least twice in the show. 
  4. Jessica, now having to deal with her rape.

That last point is probably the one I want you to pay attention to most because the PR team or w/e released a video of Jessica’s phone in use. Justin calls Jessica a whore (or slut…. something) and she confronts him. And then, suddenly, the conversations flips to him saying how much he loves her and needs her.

Well, little miss Jessica, who has been exposed to the tapes just like the rest of us now, gets an idea in her head and good thing there are weapons in her house. She sends a snapchat of a gun to Justin and leaves a note on her phone addressed to her parents and that’s where the video ends. So yet again, suicide is used as the big dramatic plot device to move the story along. 

And in ALL of this talk about suicide not ONCE is ANY sort of mental illness addressed. There are a few glimmers of a serious conversation about it from an English teacher who then immediately gets drowned out because of whatever angst Clay is feeling over his unsatisfied Hannah needs.

The show tries to act like it’s the knight in shining armor riding in on the white horse of “Media Representation” when in all actuality it’s the court jester trying to stall his beheading by telling the King some convoluted drama just enough to plan his escape. 

It tries to say that it’s going to address the issues of rape, sexual assault/harassment, and mental illness. It tries to say that it is trying to bring awareness to suicide because it shouldn’t be an option. But the fact of the matter is: It doesn’t. The social media accounts the show runs only post “cute”, ~relatable~ pictures and quotes from the show, with little to nothing about any potential resources anyone might need or be curious about. 

The ONLY actual, real conversations that MAY be productive are in a video called “Beyond the Reasons” that is also on Netflix but presented as a completely separate entity that does not how up in recommendations after the show or otherwise, and had next to no publicity whatsoever around the release of the show. 

Overall, the conversations the show has stirred up are not about mental illness, not about how rape is reported or viewed in our society, and it’s not about how we can be working to prevent suicide in young people. The conversation has been about the show itself and the question of whether or not it’s a “good” or “powerful” show and if/how we should be letting younger, more impressionable people (i.e, middle schoolers and young high schoolers) watch this show. 

The writers and producers will sit there and tell you that they want to show this in a “real” way. They’ll say they wanted to portray these to mimic reality, the nitty girtty truth. Well, guess what? If you are going to take on that responsibility to be truthful about what goes on, about how these things happen, then it is ALSO your responsibility to make sure that you actually give people REAL WORKING alternatives. And the fact that there is no sort of master list of resources, no conversation in the show about how to handle all of this, no sort of conversation about these ISSUES THEMSELVES in the show proves that the writers and producers don’t care about being accurate. They don’t care about helping the community, they don’t care about representation. 

They care about views and money. 

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anonymous asked:

Omg, number 24 for the bellarke prompts please!!!!

gosh, the twenties are quite popular aren’t they :) thank you so much for sending in this request it makes me so happy !!!

24 - “you’re the only one i trust to do this.”

It was nine thirty-five on a Monday morning when Bellamy Blake got a call from Clarke Griffin.

He was greeted by a cough, sniffle and “I’m sick!”

“Well I would offer to look up your symptoms on WebMD but it seems all that knowledge from the half of your pre-med course you actually did take have helped you work it out yourself,” he said, smiling cockily, he was pretty proud of that little burn.

“Ha, ha!” she coughed out in a dull, unamused monotone. “Well I’m sure that brilliant fully completed history degree you got there will really come in handy when I get all the good articles and you end up writing, yet again, about Mrs. Smith across the road’s terrible disdain for modern technology. I’d love to see you put yet another spin on that one,” she grumbled back.

Being sick may have made her sniffly but it in no way deminished her ability to completely and utterly destroy him.

“Ouch, did you call for any reason other than to make me feel bad about all my life decisions up until this point?” he asked, tapping his pen on the desk.

“Not all, I did like that one decision you made last week when you got me a coffee on Thursday morning, that one was nice,” she said in joking contemplativeness.

“It was buy one get one free, Clarke.”

“Okay, well whatever. I’m calling because I kind of need you to cover my Person of Interest interview for me today?” she asked reluctantly. He could practically see her wincing on the other end.

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anonymous asked:

Hi, how would RFA gang + minor trio deal with a short MC (like 5' and just tiny in general) that doesn't like being called cute, people patting their head, or being used as an arm rest, but would just barely make an exception for the person they're interested in/in a relationship with? Bonus if MC is just slightly older than them or is as old as Jumin and V. PS: Love the Professor Layton emoji's

Grouping these requests together, because what’s better than a short, older tsundere~? (PS i love this MC plz feel free 2 ask for them again)


  • “Ugh, if you have to send your selfies to someone, just send them to me so you don’t bother anyone else.”
  • because you HATE the fact that 707 lords the fact that ~he knows what you loooook liiiike~ over everyone, you send the group a picture to take him down a peg and
  • man
  • He really can’t read you though, but that’s because you’re grumpy and incredibly hard to interpret. Even though you say you call him an unrepentant narcissist, you save every one of his pictures, and hold your phone to your chest whenever he says something nice to you.
  • Your form of encouraging him is mainly telling him that he is, objectively - it’s not anything about your personal opinion, it’s just objective - a good actor, and anyone saying otherwise is a moron.
  • that makes him feel weirdly good, particularly since - despite what you say - you’re always on his side and encouraging him in your own way.
  • he can’t help but call you cute and his princess which just
  • annoys you
  • but he also not doing it sarcastically which makes you feel weirdly nice but
  • hE DEFINITELY does that thing where he puts his hand on the top of your head because you’re SO SHORT
  • and SO ANGRY
  • and he can just put his palm on your forehead as you try to get at him because he’s super buff and you’re just a tiny, ineffectual steamroller
  • “i DO TAXES”
  • ok Zen admittedly does tease you a lot b/c he thinks its funny but once he realizes that there is some actual baggage due to your height he lays off and actually starts specifically complimenting you on your intelligence, skill, and professional abilities
  • which takes you off guard and you really
  • really
  • like it.
  • (at one point, he does the hand-comparison thing with you - you and him putting your hands up against each other to see how big his is in comparison to yours - and he grins so widely and damn does your heart go pitter-patter)
  •  whenever you have a talk or something important to do he is ALWAYS THERE IN THE FRONT ROW
  • (one day, one of your colleagues makes a short joke about you on stage and he’s like…. ready to fite someone)
  • He says to you later that he knows you can take care of yourself but he also wanted to deck that guy
  • (it’s time for doki-dokis from you SHIT)


  • you find it extremely difficult to be properly tsundere around Yoosung because he is just this adorable little chick of a person
  • like
  • just thinking about getting annoyed at him makes you feel weird
  • and as soon as you see his dumb cute face in his avatar you just kind of deflate and calm down.
  • (seriously Yoosung becomes your chill-out medicine whenever you hear his voice on the phone babbling about something ridiculous you’re like)
  • (okay)
  • (things aren’t so bad, Yoosung exists)
  • you do say exactly what you’re thinking regarding his grades tho - like yoosung, quit gaming and study christ
  • “you need to take school seriously”
  • “this is me, as a professor, telling you to shape up”
  • “………iii…. am an intelligent, competent scholar who is well respected in my field, yes?” you say to the shocked chatroom, who had, from your picture, thought you couldn’t even be 20.
  • well first of all yoosung, DON’T YOU THINK I’D RECOGNIZE U IF I TAUGHT YOU
  • (and also in the interests of not making it weird, you A.) don’t teach at his school and B.) are actually a very young, newly appointed professor)
  • but that does mean you have your Shit together, and you start getting on Yoosung about his academics. when he gets bad quiz grades, you offer to tutor him, because hot diggity are you smart
  • the two of you stay Just Friends for a pretty long time because Yoosung kinda really needs to grow up a bit like
  • you are around Jumin’s age but the life experience gap is still pretty extreme
  • but he starts to really, really admire you and how - even though you’re often gruff with him - you always believe in him and how he can do better
  • makes him want to really become an adult.
  • He starts working himself out. He takes his studies seriously, he relies on other people for less, he does his own taxes and becomes a much better cook…
  • you and everyone else are kinda shocked by the change tbh.
  • One time, when he’s with you, he looks down at you and stares for awhile and you’re like
  • oh fuck here we go
  • he’s going to be like “wowwwww i can’t believe you’re so MATURE when you look so CUTE and SMALL” because he’s done it before aND SO HAS EVERYONE ELSE
  • (you can’t get mad at him but it BOTHERS YOU)
  • but when you ask him what he’s thinking, he just shakes his head a little and says, “Do you think I look good next to you?”
  • “I’ve been trying really hard - do you think I can ever catch up and be a good match for you?”
  • “I want to be a mature guy you can feel comfortable relying on…”
  • (ahhhh????/??!?!?????)
  • (you’ve clawed your way to the top and here is this sweet mild person wanting u to rely on them?? that’s ODDLY ENDEARING??)
  • anyway yoosung tries 2 be a cool dude for the tiny, angry professor he loves and you are embarrassed


  • you actually have a pretty good working relationship with Jaehee because she is far too mature to join in with the other’s blatant disrespect of your height
  • you actually have a very ‘office ladies’ like friendship where you complain about the dumb people in your respective lives
  • “oh my god so this fellow professor i know did the DUMBEST FUCKING THING, i s2g if he didn’t have tenure”
  • “another cat project… another cat project….”
  • you frequently tell Jaehee to knock ‘em dead and she’s not sure if you mean that literally or not.
  • knowing u it’s probably both
  • Anyway Jaehee doesn’t really see much of your tsundere side directed at her, until she actually meets you in person.
  • the first time she sees you - really sees you - she is
  • struck
  • dead.
  • seriously it’s like - the same feelings she gets about Zen? she gets about you, because not only did you come from low beginnings and claw yourself up with your blatant determination despite what others said about you (which she finds inspiring), you’re also so adorable
  • cute features, tiny body, omg… omg…. o m g…………
  • omg jaehee, the serious office lady, is SWEATING
  • but she knows that she needs to keep her freakin’ mouth shut unless she wants to die
  • (also you are extremely smart like you went to school and worked at the same time and you just got ur doctorate like um excuse me could you chill)
  • but she can’t contain it totally.
  • One day, she’s out shopping with you and she sees a cute, frilly dress in the window that would look so…. cute on you… and she stops and stares at it.
  • You look at her, clearly baffled because - Jaehee. Is that… your style…?
  • and she’s like no omg i just think it would look good on you
  • i mean
  • oh no
  • and your eyebrows go up but Jaehee has the benefit of the doubt by now so you don’t blow up.
  • …….and the next time you guys go out together
  • you are wearing that dress she liked
  • and jaehee faints.
  • (she can die happy)
  • pictures of you start to join the altar of Zen she has in her apartment

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A/N: LAST PART! OMG, I actually finished a series. this is an accomplishment. I wanted to thank everyone again for being so fucking awesome. Because it’s the last part I added extra GIFs… cause I can.

Rock-A-Bye Masterlist

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The Judge entered a sullen expression on her face, but maybe she always looked this somber, maybe years of this job took the joy from it. Or maybe the result wouldn’t be what I’d hoped. What I’d prayed for…

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anonymous asked:

The RFA boys trying to carry MC, but she feels really uncomfortable bc shes chubby and she thinks shes going to like break them or something? BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY NOT PROJECTING HNGGGGGGGGGG >.>

So I guess baehee will have to be left outta this one too D: why are you guys doing this to my bae. But my precious precious anon, please never forget that you are beautiful no matter what size you are no matter what society tells you. FUCK SOCIETY & KEEP SLAYIN GIRL.Sorry this is a short one guys, it’s also kinda rushed I APOLOGIZE DON’T HATE ME (/.\) 

You guys should totally show me and this post some love doe and FOLLOW/LIKE/REBLOG. Thankies.


  • My little yandere boy
  • He is on the smaller size, but wants to hold you and make you feel idk, protected and tiny?
  • But when you turn red with tears in your eyes, and tell him not to lift you because your fat and you don’t want to break him
  • He dries your tears and kisses your eyes
  • He tells you that he loves you the way you are, and all the things you think are flaws make him love you!
  • He loves how soft and warm you are
  • He loves hugging you
  • and kissing you
  • and he thinks that you are 
  • DROP
  • DEAD
  • But he’s also going to be low key
  •  EXTREMELY depressed 
  • Because he thinks it’s his fault because he is not manly enough
  • This boy is going to start drinking milk every day and working out with Zen 
  • Just so he can show how much he loves you 


  • You guys are cuddling on the couch when he starts getting a little handsy
  • He suggests moving things to the bedroom but you feel so lazyyyy
  • Ugh but it’s so far and walking is so tiring 
  • So obviously being the manly man that Zenny is 
  • He goes to try to carry you bridal style to the bedroom
  • and you literally
  • push him in his beautiful face so he falls on his ass
  • He just looks at you like ???
  • If you didn’t wanna bang das cool my why hurt my face What’s wrong?
  • You’re on the verge of tears, “I am not one of those theather girls Zen, I am not a waif with the perfect body, I’m fat and there’s no way you’re going to be able to carry a whale to the bedroom” 
  • Tears have now begun to fall because you hate being this insecure
  • Lemme just say, Zenny. Gets. Pissed.
  • He’s pissed at himself, for letting you feel so insecure
  • He looks at you fire behind his ruby iris’ and lifts you carrying you to the bedroom
  • You let out protests but he silences them with his mouth 
  • He just lays you on the bed and PRAISES YOU
  • Anything you feel insecure about? He is going to tell you 3 reasons why he loves it so much
  • Surrounds you with so much love, because he knows how shitty it feels to be insecure and think you’re ugly. Hell, his mother made him feel like that
  • No way in hell are you ever going to feel again. 


  • You guys were watching a movie together when he saw you were falling asleep on him
  • Naturally, he decided not to disturb you and went to carry you to the bedroom
  • You felt what was happening and your eyes SHOT OPEN
  • Poor Juju thought you had fucking just gotten possessed
  • MC! Are you alright?”
  • “Jumin you cannot carry me, I am too heavy for you and your back will break.” 
  • She said it nonchalantly, but he could see her face darken with embarrassment and her eyes become wet. 
  • Now if Jumin Han has anything, he has a fucking huge ass EGO
  • So naturally, he decided to prove you wrong and carry your gorgeous ass to the bedroom, despites all the things you were yelling at him
  • He puts you down and stares at you, his onyx eyes ablaze
  • “MC, I do not like the fact that you have so little faith in me that you think I cannot carry the woman I love into our bedroom. If anything, I am capable enough to care for her”
  • It’s not you Jumin, you’re so tall and chiseled. I just… feel so fat and gross,..”
  • He nips that right in the bud, telling you how much he loves you and our curves, every inch of you was masterful in his eyes and he would not want to change anything
  • Of course, that was his opinion, if you wanted to slim down he would help you in every way possible, but he preferred you as you are. 
  • To him you were simply, perfection personified
  • And he showed you how much he loved your body that night hohoho


  • Lemme tell you something about seven
  • He is ripped. Like yeah he hacks all day, but you can’t be a secret agent if you’re outta shape
  • And naturally that made you feel insecure since you weren’t the tiniest pea in the pod
  • One day he was chasing you around the house, tickling you 
  • like the asshole he is
  • when you guys started kissing
  • Obviously, he wanted to continue some place more comfortable
  • So in the heat of the moment, he decided to pick you up 
  • and you kicked this guy in the balls
  • Damn talk about blue balls son
  • When he finally regains his composure, he sees you with tears in your eyes
  • “Don’t lift me, I’m huge and I don’t want you to get hurt”
  • Tears now streaming down your face
  • Ya boi’s heart literally breaks.
  • He feels like it’s his fault, that you feel so insecure and unloved, that he wasn’t doing a proper job loving you
  • He apologizes to you and just holds you tight
  • Seriously, you can’t see but your sweetheart is crying because here is this beautiful being in front of him, hating on themselves?
  • Ridiculous.
  • He tells you that you are perfect the way you are
  • and that he has never met someone so beautiful both inside and out
  • He will tell you that until you feel comfortable, he won’t try to lift you, but reassures you that he most definitely can. 
  • Body. Worship. 
  • All night long

WHOO alright my babes. I just want to take a quick second to remind each and everyone reading this that they are beautiful. Don’t hold yourself to some weird ass standard or think you are not pretty because of god knows what reason. Because trust me, you are. Just be kind to yourself and those around you, my sweets. Love you all, MUAH XOXO.

The Wings Tour - 19/03/2017 - São Paulo, Brasil

So I went to the BTS concert here in Brasil…. I was going to make a whole text about it and stuff but I decided that my own self freaking out to my friend on twitter right after I came back from the concert was a more accurate description of my experience over there. So I decided to just copy and paste everything I sent to her, with all the grammar mistakes, caps and misspelling:

“So first of all I’m dead… like come to my funeral tomorrow cause I’m fucking dead. 

Second of all it’s now almost four am, the concert ended about 22:30 and just now after I took a shower I managed to stop shaking and crying.  

Third of all my body hurts like I’ve been run over by a truck but it’s okay.

So let me tell you about the concert.







On the end of spring day that is the last song we sang the oh oh oh from the MV and they got so moved, like they were holding back tears or even crying and UGH I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH


Then I sent her some shitty pics with some captions such as: “Seokjin slaying my entire existence with awake like damn son”

And started to freak out again: “Then they started to talk in fUCKING PORTUGUESE LIKE PROS so I decided to record it” 

And then I send her the videos of the boys talking in portuguese (all the bold parts is me translating to her what they said in portuguese btw and i’ll link the videos I posted on my Instagram if anyone wants to see it), again with captions such as: He said that thanks to us he feels better LIKE OMG JIN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MAKES US FEEL BETTER OMG I LOVE HIM” or “Hope to see you more times” “now im really happy” MY SON ITS TOO CUTE GOD BLESS HIM” about Jungkook and then: “The time passed too fast, I wish it didn’t end here” CAN YOU HEAR ME CRYING BECAUSE I BET YOI CAN!!! KIM TAEHYUNG WAMTS TO SEE ME DEAD I SWEAR! HIS PORTUGUESE IS SO CUTE HIM SAYING THAT IS MY NEW RELIGION GODDAMMIT I LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM I’m okay I’m okay~~~” about Taehyung and I think you can all guess from me freaking out about him to her that he is my ultimate bias… and “Are you gonna miss us” NAH JOONIE WHY WOULD I- YES OF COURSE I WILL PLS DONT LEAVE ME” or “ “Brazil always leaves me with good memories” HE KILLED ME. HE JUST KILLED ME.” about Yoongi and then “I got emotional” ME TOO JIMINIE ME TOO” and to end with a huge bang: “You are our wings that’s why we can fly high, let’s fly higher together” HOSEOK ENDED ME WOTH THIS! HOW DARE HIM! HOW CAN HE EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY SUCH THINGS IN PORTUGUESE DAMMIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHH”

You can all see from that mess that it was an amazing concert. The day after I woke up crying and I couldn’t stop crying because after the adrenaline kicked off, all my emotions exploded. I was completely wrecked.

I never loved any group or band as much as I love BTS. They really do mean everything to me and I never knew I could love a group this much because I loved some others in the past and my feelings fro them were big and deep but with BTS is a feeling that I can’t even begin to describe. I love each and every single one of them with all my heart and nothing makes me happier than knowing that I made them happy in this concert. 

It was nice to see that in the concert on the day after Namjoon changed his lyrics after we chanted “we love you” to him. Hear him singing “yes I do love myself” messed up with my emotions in a way I don’t know how to describe. I feel very lucky to have been part of the reason why this happened and I couldn’t be more proud of my fellow b-armys that made these two concerts unforgettable nights not only for BTS but for us armys as well. 

Now all my pics are shit because I couldn’t stop shaking but I’ll leave this one here because this one is probably the only one that is not shaken and it is my bias and my bias wrecker… plus Yoongi’s face is funny lol… <333

btw thanks @ochisu for hearing me freaking out about this, I love youuuuu.

With Me/Damon Salvatore Fluff/Part Two

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Quick shoutout to my readers–had several of you reach out to me via messages/ my ask box and omg you are all the sweetest and I love you!!!!

A little NSFW this chapter, but nothing terribly graphic.
Spoiler Alert- Tom Holland as Spider-man because he’s the cutest and he never stops talking.

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Clint lay sprawled face down across his bed, face in the pillows, wings twitching irritably.

“Hey man, keep those things down. Nobody likes wind after a shower.” Logan complained.

Clint grinned into the pillows. Of course Logan had something shitty to say.

“Well don’t walk around buck ass naked and maybe the wind wouldn’t bother you.” he retorted, still keeping his face turned away.

After that thoroughly stimulating scene in the training room, Clint really wasn’t up to seeing his roommate in anything less than full battle gear and maybe covered in gore. But he knew from experience that Logan would have just a towel wrapped around his waist as he either went to the kitchen for a post training beer, or yep, there’s the smoke lit one of those cigars, filling the room with that signature scent.

Too bad the cigars didn’t cover the scent of Logan. The man smelled wild. Like trees and wind and cold. Not that cold had a particular smell, but if it did, it would be what Logan smelled like.

And it smelled good.

“So what did Coulson want?” Logan asked, lounging on his bed. He’d grabbed a magazine from the living room and flipped through it carelessly.

“Just want to see how my talk with Fury went.” Clint finally turned to face him, keeping his eyes trained on the blankets on Logan’s bed and not all the skin on display.


“And I told him Fury could fuck off. I’d go back to the Avengers if SHIELD ever stopped needing me.”

“And?” Logan tapped his cigar against his ash tray.

“And Coulson smiled that stupid half smile he does and moved right on.”

“Does he want you to go back?”

“He’s concerned that since I’m an original member of the team, they are suffering for me not being there. As well as worried that being separated from people that I've… well nearly died for, and certainly killed for, for such a long time is detrimental to me.”

“What, like he thinks you’re lonely?”

Clint shrugged into the bed, wings moving with the motion. “I don’t really know what he meant by that.”

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thoughts on kenji kishimoto pls???

omg anon who are lets me friends omg im crying yes

  • kenji my son, my husband, my boyfriend who spits in my mouth
  • 100/10 would bang kenji kishimoto
  • if juliette didn’t exist i would pray every night for kenji and warner to bang
  • peoples reaction to the new books like: wARNETTE. While im like kenJI
  • more kenji 2k17
  • everyones not talking about this but they should like a line in the synopsis for restore me is “When tragedy hits, who will she become? Will she be able to control the power she wields and use it for good?”
  • Like nothing better happen to kenji. IF KENJI IS HARMED I SWEAR TO GO d
  • kenji protection squad
  • also did i mention that i would bang kenji because i definitely would
  • kenji can deck me and i’d cry and tell him do it more
  • I love how sarcastic he is like yes my son yes

    All you do is sit around and think about your feelings. You’ve got problems. Boo-freaking-hoo,” he says. “Your parents hate you and it’s so hard but you have to wear gloves for the rest of your life because you kill people when you touch them. Who gives a shit?” He’s breathing hard enough for me to hear him. “As far as I can tell, you’ve got food in your mouth and clothes on your back and a place to pee in peace whenever you feel like it. Those aren’t problems. That’s called living like a king. And I’d really appreciate it if you’d grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper. Because it’s stupid,” he says, barely reining in his temper. “It’s stupid, and it’s ungrateful. You don’t have a clue what everyone else in the world is going through right now. You don’t have a clue, Juliette. And you don’t seem to give a damn, either.” I swallow, so hard. “Now I am trying,” he says, “to give you a chance to fix things. I keep giving you opportunities to do things differently. To see past the sad little girl you used to be—the sad little girl you keep clinging to—and stand up for yourself. Stop crying. Stop sitting in the dark counting out all your individual feelings about how sad and lonely you are. Wake up,” he says. “You’re not the only person in this world who doesn’t want to get out of bed in the morning. You’re not the only one with daddy issues and severely screwed-up DNA. You can be whoever the hell you want to be now.
    You’re not with your shitty parents anymore. You’re not in that shitty asylum, and you’re no longer stuck being Warner’s shitty little experiment. So make a choice,” he says. “Make a choice and stop wasting everyone’s time. Stop wasting your own time. Okay?”   
  • also his humOR:

“Who’s Bruce Lee?”
“Who’s Bruce Lee?” Kenji asks, horrified. “Oh my God. We can’t even be friends anymore.” 

“I am going to MURDER YOU—”
“No,” he says, pointing at me as he shifts backward again. “Bad Juliette. You don’t like to kill people, remember? You’re against that, remember? You like to talk about feelings and rainbows—” 

“Hey, um, I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m looking for a friend of mine,“ he says. “Have you seen her? She’s a tiny little thing, cries a lot, spends too much time with her feelings-”
“Shut up, Kenji!”
“Oh wait!” he says. “It is you.”

“So that’s it?” Kenji says. “You just like him for his personality, huh?”
“All of this,” Kenji says, waving a hand in the air, “has nothing to do with him being all sexy and shit and him being able to touch you all the time?”
“You think Warner is sexy?”
“That is not what I said.”

“Can you, like, see invisible people, too?”
“No,” Warner says to him, eyes focused in front of him. “I can feel your presence. Hers, most of all.”
“Really?” Kenji says. “That’s some weird shit. What do I feel like? Peanut butter?”

“I’m not falling for Warner,“ I say quietly.
"Sure you aren’t.”
“I’m not,” I insist. “I’m just– I don’t know.” I sigh. “I don’t know what’s happening to me.”
“They’re called hormones.”
I shoot him a dirty look. "I’m serious.”
“Me too.” He cocks his head at me. “That’s like, biological and shit. Scientific. Maybe your lady bits are scientifically confused.”
“My lady bits?”
“Oh, I’m sorry” - Kenji pretends to look offended - “would you rather I use the proper anatomical terminology? Because you lady bits do not scare me-”

“You know, I can sort of control it now,“ I tell him, beaming. "I can moderate my strength levels.”
“Good for you. I’ll buy you a balloon the minute the world stops shitting on itself.”

Kenji clears his throat. "Hey–guys? Your loin passion is grossing out the little ones.”

“When are you putting me down?” he counters, no longer amused. “I mean, I’ve got an excellent view of your ass from here, but if you don’t mind me staring -”
I drop him without thinking.
“Goddammit, Juliette - what the hell -”

“I’m sure he is fine,“ Kenji is saying to me. "He probably just got hung up doing whatever it is he’s doing. You know, commandering and shit.”
“Commandering isn’t a word.”
“It has letters, doesn’t it? Sounds like a word to me.”

“I have a pretty spectacular face.”

“Back to work. And this time, focus. You’re not an ape. Don’t just throw your shit everywhere.”

“The man is moody as hell.”
“I am not moody—”
“Yeah, bro.” Kenji puts his utensils down. “You are moody. It’s always ‘Shut up, Kenji.’ ‘Go to sleep, Kenji.’ ‘No one wants to see you naked, Kenji.’ When I know for a fact that there are thousands of people who would love to see me naked—”

“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?”
“What?” He looks mortally offended. “Do I look like the kind of guy who’s never had a girlfriend? Have you even met me?”

“Please—please get up—and lower your voice—”
“Hell no.”
“Why not?” I’m pleading now.
“Because if I lower my voice, I won’t be able to hear myself speak. And that,” he says, “is my favorite part.”

“Okay, hold up,” he says, turning to block my path. “We both know there’s no way you haven’t noticed all of this” — he gestures to himself — “so if you’re trying to play games with me, I should let you know up front that it’s not going to work.”
“What?” I frown. “What are you talking abou—”
“You can’t play hard to get, kid.” He raises an eyebrow. “I can’t even touch you. Takes ‘hard to get’ to a whole new level, if you know what I mean.”
“Oh my God,” I mouth, eyes closed, shaking my head. “You are insane.”
He falls to his knees. “Insane for your sweet, sweet love!”

Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protect themselves from you. You’re like a freaking beast,” he says. Then adds, “I mean, you know—like, a cute beast. A little beast that tears shit up and breaks the earth and sucks the life out of people.”

“You know, you have a really strange way of telling me you’re attracted to me.”

“Damn,” Kenji says after a moment. “Damn damn damn. This shit is bananas”

“Son of a motherless goat!”

“So, let me get this straight,” Winston says. “Our plan is basically seduce the soldiers and civilians of Sector 45 into fighting with us?”
Kenji crossed his arms. “Yeah, it sounds like we’re going to go all peacock and hope they find us attractive enough to mate with." 

anonymous asked:

Hi! First, I wanted to tell you that I love your blog! Second, can I request an angst imagine with Yuri Plisetsky where he is angry about something and he takes it out in the reader (that's also insecure btw) and hurts her without wanting to? Thanks!

Hey! Yes, more angst requests! I’m so glad you like my blog, omg. I hope you like what I’ve written. Thank you so much for this request, I really loved writing it! :3

Yuri sat across from you at the table of the fancy (and hella expensive) French restaurant you had brought him to for the evening. He had a bored and aggravated expression painted onto his facial features. You fidgeted in your seat and adjusted your clothing due to the unsettling feeling your boyfriend was giving to your nerves.

It had been a rough few weeks for him. Yuri had been getting his ass kicked at skating practice for months now, and the work wasn’t paying off. In competition, he was placing third on the podium, and second on a good day. Every time he didn’t get gold, he would return home to get his ass kicked even more by his coaches who were not pleased by his rankings. It didn’t take long for Yuri to bring his frustration and anger off of the ice and home to you. You wanted so badly to make him feel better, and all you wanted was to have a perfect night with him after his skating competition in France.

Unfortunately, he had come in third place at the competition, and his mood reflected the outcome.

Yuri glared out of the corners of his eyes. He rested his chin in his hands and put his elbows on the table. He was barely paying attention to you, and it was beginning to annoy you.

“Yuri,” you said to grab his attention. He merely shifted his glare to you with a disinterested expression. “Are you having a good time?” You did your best to make your voice sound cheerful; the plastic smile you displayed did not reflect the sound of your voice, though.

“Yeah, whatever,” he muttered, turning his glare elsewhere. His dismissive attitude stung you a little.

A breath of air released from your nose sharply. You just wanted to give your boyfriend a nice date, but apparently, you failed to even do that much. You’ve been supportive throughout the last few weeks, but it didn’t seem to be enough for him. It scared you; not being enough was your biggest fear. Your fears seemed to be manifesting into a reality.

“Yuri,“ you repeated, not satisfied with his response. You wanted him to focus on you and what you were trying to do for him. “Talk to me.”

“About what?” he said dismissively. He didn’t even turn to look at you. “You want me to compliment your outfit or something shitty like that?”

You felt your face go warm at his comment. “W-why are you acting like this?” you stuttered. Sure, he was known as a Russian Punk for a reason, but he never made comments like that towards you. “Help me understand what I-”

“Because I lost, (Y/N)!” he shouted. He pounded his fists on the table and contents of your water glasses rattled audibly. You felt people’s stares, and your face started to heat up out of embarrassment and frustration.

“Keep your voice down!” you whisper harshly. “You’re being ridiculous; you’re making a scene!”

Yuri crossed his arms and averted his gaze once more, letting out huffs of air and leaning back in his chair. His attitude was breaking your heart, and you’d just about had it.

“I just wanted us to have fun together and relax for a night. I’ve been trying to be supportive and a good partner during this, and I just want to make you happy, Yuri!”

“Well you’re doing a pretty shitty job of that, aren’t you?”

Yuri’s retort stung you; it burned in your chest and in the tears forming in your eyes. You sat with your mouth open, before closing it and swallowing hard. Yuri saw this, and immediately backtracked. He felt regret wash over him and wanted to take it all back. The look on your face made him want to start the night over so he could cherish every moment.

“(Y/N), I’m sorry. I-“

“Save it,” you said almost inaudibly. Yuri stared at you with a look of regret. It didn’t stop you from standing and grabbing your jacket from the back of your chair. “Enjoy your evening.” The phrase was polite, yet so full of venom.

Yuri sat dumbfounded as he watched you exit the restaurant. It was then that he realized how big of a mistake he’d made.

What have I done?

anonymous asked:

I keep trying to send in an imagine but my tumblr keeps fucking up and sending them before I can finish them. In that case please dont publicly post the ones that are fucked and show my blog. Can you write an imagine about Dylan amd Eric crushing on Robin's bestfriend? So they invite her to some high school party. After drinking a bit, her and Dylan kiss after confessing her feelinga and start to makeout. Eric sees and you can choose what happens please! Just want a happy ending lmao

“She’s coming right rob?!” Eric whined as he hauled in the kegs to Robyn’s kitchen.

“Yea is she Robyn? we ain’t seen y/n in like FOREVER” Dylan added plonking down several bottles of spirits

“Oh my god guys yes! Y/n is coming in fact she should be here in about half an hour” Robyn scolded the two boys. You and robyn had been friend since kindergarten but sadly moved to the next township over for your fathers work, so you only were able to catch up sporadically. You’d finally convinced your parents to let you go visit solo since you’d gotten your drivers license.
Robyn has called you earlier in the week saying that her parents were off out of town for the weekend and she was going to throw a rager a you HAD to come. And since it had been months since you’d seen your bestie, how could you refuse?

“Right clear out you two otherwise you’ll scare her away! And for the love of god don’t hit on her so much this time!! You look so desperate”. Robyn teased Eric and Dylan, the laughed flipped her the bird and ambled out of her house, making Robyn promise to tell them when you’d arrived.
15 minutes later you roared up the driveway, Du hast blasting from your shitty speakers. You walked straight through the front door yelling.

“Honey I’m home!!” Robyn squealed and leapt into your arms.
“Omg y/n look at you!!! Your a right grunge princess these days!” She exclaimed running your waist length hair through her fingers and taking in your outfit. Cargo pants with rips everywhere, a smashing pumpkins singlet under an unbuttoned plaid shirt.
“Yea well it’s all little barbie dolls over at my school so…they leave me alone let’s just say that” you laughed swinging your arm around her shoulders as you both set off to set the party up and change. Well…Robyn wanted to change, you were happy with what you were wearing.

8pm arrived and the place was starting to fill out. If was amazing catching up with all your old friends and seeing how much they’d changed. You couldn’t believe how tall Nate had gotten and that he was dating Devon!! You didn’t see that one coming!
“Y/N!!!” Came two yelling voices. You spun around and were dumbstruck.
“Oh my god! Eric fucking Harris and Dylan Klebold!!!” You screamed running to them and wrapping them in a giant hug.
“Holy shit dyl you got fucking tall man!” You gaped up at him. He blushed and smiled. You always thought Dylan was hot but now he was so tall? Damn he was fine as fuck!
“How long are you in town for this time trouble?” Eric teased you, looking at you a little too hard.
“Oh just the weekend, was hard enough getting the olds to let me come alone, you see my ride outside? Rover tomcat 1992 model!” You proudly boasted.
“That’s pretty wicked y/n” Dylan said softly smiling down at you. You blushed and thanked him.
Eric slung his arm over your shoulder and led you towards the drinks set up on the kitchen counter top, Dylan’s face clouded slightly but he followed behind you.
“You still into your vodka?” Eric asked about to pour you a drink.
“Oh hell no!! I drink gin and tonic now” you replied
“Getting a bit classy eh y/n” Dylan teased, reaching for the bottle.
“Oh you know me dyl, I’m classy as fuck” you replied before the three of you erupted into laughter.

About 3 drinks too many you found yourself sitting on the back porch smoking and getting a break from the noise.
“Y/n?” Came Dylan’s voice quietly
You smiled and patted the spot next to you. Dylan shyly sat down a lit a smoke next to you. You looked at him, he looked so delicious in the dim light.
“Dylan?” You began. He looked down at you, raising his eyebrows in question.

“Um I er um… do you um…like have a girlfriend at all these days?” You stammered. Dylan chuckled low shaking his head.
“No one is stupid enough to have a crush on me y/n, I’m ugly as hell” he said with a mixture of sadness and bitterness.
The words made you breath catch, how could he think so low of himself you wondered how he could think so low of himself. It broke your heart.

“I call bullshit on that one dude, you must be fighting them off left right and centre.” You said quietly. He scoffed at looked at you.
“Look at me y/n, who’d ever want me? Seriously?” He grumbled taking a long drag of his smoke.
“Um…I do” you whispered
“What?!” Dylan exclaimed, his eyes wide.
“I’ve liked you for ages dyl! It’s just the distance and all, I couldn’t…” you said as you looked into your lap. Dylan lifted you chin up to look at him.
“You couldn’t what y/n?” He questioned.
“I couldn’t be selfish and try to keep you to myself when I’d probably barely get to see you” you mumbled sadly.

Dylan watched your face before leaning down and planting a soft kiss on your lips, he pulled back slowly and looked you in the eyes. He swallowed hard and you pulled him back to you. Crashing your mouth onto his, he groaned happily as he pulled you into his arms and close to you not breaking your kiss.

“THERE YOU ARE Y/N!….” Eric’s loud drunk voice cut through the air as you and Dylan parted and looked at the confused face staring down at you both. You watched as the rage and hurt spread across his face before he slammed the door. A loud yell of “FUCK!!” Echoing around you.

TVD 1x14 Review

You guys know the drill. I am too fucking tired from Boot Camp to explain ;)

1. Even when they’re in danger, Elena is treated much better than Bonnie. Elena is on the bed while Bonnie is passed out in the bathroom, THERE ARE TWO BEDS.

2. It really bothers me that no one on tv checks the pulse of the other person who is knocked out.

3. I love the way Matt smiles when Caroline comes near hm, his entire face lights up.

4. Sheila Bennett. Not. Taking. ANY. Of. Damon’s. SHIT.


6. Every time Elena meets a female adversary they bond over dead parents. Anna with Pearl and Rebekah with Esther and Katherine with Klaus slaughtering her family. How on the nose can you get. *Cordelia voice* “Find a new theme.”

7. What I find really funny is that Anna and Jeremy’s storyline should’ve been Damon and Elena’s in the sense that Anna shows up trying to get close to Jeremy to open the tomb for Pearl but her con allows her to get to know Jeremy and she actually begins to fall for him, it’s not an original idea but the content makes it unique to Jeremy and Anna. They debate about vampires and get to know each other in that sense, their debating techniques, points of view, they play games, and he thinks she’s weird but endearing and she’s taken aback by how much she actually likes him and it’s organic, it makes SENSE. It isn’t forced at all. And the parts that are forced are supposed to be forced because Anna is being creepy lurker chick trying to get the journal.

8. And Damon caring about Elena is like … OK, we talk a lot about how it doesn’t make remote sense for Elena to feel anything toward Damon at all ever but it also makes no sense for Damon to be preoccupied with Elena either. THEY DON’T DO ANYTHING.  Elena hasn’t done anything in these 14 episodes to make Damon have a low-key affection for her. I mean, I find literati i.e. Jess & Rory very problematic but I at least think it makes sense on both parts. Jess is drawn to Rory because she is nothing like he expected, he goes to Lorelai’s, expects her to be like every teen he’s met so far when he wants to ditch the grownups and Rory is like oh no Sookie cooks amazing food and my mom is pretty cool and Jess is like … what? Plus they have the same interests to which they can debate, like the build-up is actually there and the bonding is actually there. That cannot be said for DE.

9. Stefan rolling up like a G.

10. Elena and Stefan holding hands :)

11. “We need to let him have Katherine.” “No! He doesn’t deserve to get what he wants.” “What other choice do we have?” You can kill him.

12. Also people like to talk about how Elena emotionally manipulated Stefan when what Elena did with Stefan is appeal to his emotions but Damon she actually emotionally manipulates, she tells Stefan, Bonnie and Grams, she knows what to do to get Damon on their side and she uses their ridiculous “connection” to get what she wants. It’s self-serving.

13. “I didn’t compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun.”You two were barely together.

14. Wow, any chance Damon has to manhandle Elena, he’ll take it.

15. Lol Tyler is such a dick. “Do you even HAVE any friends?” Tyler, all of your friends kind of hate you. Relax.

16. Aww, Elena holds onto Stefan as she watches the Bennetts do their witchy thing.

17. Omg vamp speed, Stefan.

18. This is what happens when yo mess with Stefan, Ben. Like you‘re on fire, bruh.

19. Elena being in the tomb surrounded by the desiccated vampires was shot nicely.

20. Aww Bonnie runs after Stefan as Stefan runs after Elena because she screamed!

21. Yeah Yeah Damon going crazy because Katherine isn’t the tomb. Sucks. Whatever.

22. Still love that SE hug right when the tomb door closes.

23. OK again, this scene is supposed to show how Elena has a large capacity for compassion which is why she hugs Damon, moving past the fact that it is super gross that she does this, Jeremy has been KNOCKED OUT, he could have a fucking concussion, and she just leaves him on the ground because Stefan says he’s OK???? This is what I mean about shitty writing because by trying to show how empathetic she is, she actually just looks like a shitty sister and that’s completely unintentional.

24. Anna’s panic over Damon killing Pearl is so real and well-done.

25. Damon’s sad face about Katherine is whatever, you have caused so much fucking damage in this town for shits and giggles, bye.

26. Grams’s death is still fucking heartbreaking.

27. They built the tomb vampires up so much and it was just OK.

Thanks for reading!