tbt that first time steve taught tony how to fight and he coldn’t help his thirsty ass from commenting on how surprisingly built tony was for a desk jockey and tony was like lmao yeah i play a lot of tennis
u guys………… i cant beLIEVE i havent told u before…..in norway we had this show that ran on actual national television………..about this grade school teacher who got bored and dressed up (bADLY) as a teenage girl and called himself………… HANNA FROM TANA and he got world famous and it was the norwegian parody of hannah montana buT LIKE IT WAS AN ACTUAL SHOW ON A REAL CHANNEL I WISH I WAS KIDDING BUT LIKE
i don’t see how anyone is surprised that marlene killed yvonne so spoby could happen. it was pretty fucking obvious that she wasn’t going to stick around from the start. it’s rushed, it’s shitty writing, it’s problematic as hell, and yvonne and spoby both deserved a far better resolution.
But come on, this is the writing team that decided romance was having caleb and spencer fall in love for half a season only for caleb to cheat on her with hanna and then claim he’s loved hanna all along, who are still romanticizing a teacher/student relationship that, even looking past all it’s other transgressions, continues to be boring af, who think the best way to put emily and alison together, the slowburn ship to end all slowburn ships who would have had no trouble being brought together naturally, is to introduce two other girls for emily and then inject emily’s eggs into alison in a complete and utter violation of both girls bodies.
like, did you expect better from the writers? really? if you didn’t see this coming i don’t know what to tell you.
I can’t stop thinking about how if Liam or Zayn were the ones to have said something like “can’t take you home to your mother in a skirt that short” in a song or in an interview, they would’ve been absolutely torn to shreds by larries/harries and people wouldve been talking about how gross it is for days just like how they did with Niall after that bad joke on ALOTO.
Ever since I first heard Bouncing off the Wall I’ve been convinced BJA sings “cause it’s all that I want and I want to be pretty” and I swear to god I can’t unhear it and I need people to suffer with me