All members raji 3/24 (two mails)
Ruki (reading mail): “Ruki-san, Uruha-san, Aoi-san, Reita-san, Kai-san, good evening. I listen to the radio every week. This isn’t related to the theme –” They’re never related to the theme!!
Reita: Ye pretty much
(Kai giggling or some shit)
Ruki: “I just broke up with my boyfriend.”
Ruki: “I know it’s probably not good to compare him with other people I’ve dated, but he really made me happier than I’ve ever felt before. I just can’t accept it, so I’m going to become a better woman and get him back. That’s all.”
Reita: Oh, so she was dumped?
Kai: Wait, that’s all? (giggling)
Ruki: It says “that’s all.”
Kai: That’s all?
Ruki: Huh? – Oh, uh, “I have a question for you,”
Reita: (giggling) Okay…
Ruki: “What is your idea of a ‘good woman?’ I’m curious because I feel like men and women would have different answers……uhhh…..I’m really looking forward to Gudon no Sakura.”
Ruki: You know even thought I read it I didn’t get any of that
Reita: That’s cause you’re bad at reading!
Ruki: What was it…
Uruha: What’s a good woman?
Kai: What’s a good woman?
(everyone is talking and then Aoi says something that makes everyone laugh but I didn’t get it :c)
Ruki (whining): But we’ve talked about girls so many times alreadyyyyy…
Uruha: We get asked every week!
Reita: It’s fiiiine!!
(everyone starts talking and laughing again)
Reita: We have to speak one by one!
Aoi: Do we have to start raising our hands?
Reita and Kai: No no it’s fine its fine (laughing)
Reita: We’ll do it with our faces
Kai: Yeah, ur face like “K IM GOING NOW”
Reita: Yep! Okay, so please answer one by one!
Uruha: But isn’t a good woman, you know, someone who doesn’t ask this kinda stuff?
Reita: Well said.
(Kai doing the Kai Laugh)
Reita: K NEXT
Kai: “What makes a good woman…”
Aoi: But who’s going next!?
Aoi: OKAY AOI DESU I’M GOING~
Uruha: (laughing) “I’m going”
Aoi: I think you’re wonderful just the way you are~
Reita: I see.
Aoi: Thank yoooooou~
Reita: That’s not the kind of answer she wants fam
Reita: Hai, Reita desu~ Well, like Uruha-kun said, I don’t think that’s something you should ask so blatantly. Just leave the guy alone.
Kai: Like, that’s a sign of a good woman?
Reita: Make him swim. Make him swim until he’s about to drown. Then once he’s about to drown, go help him.
Reita: That’s it.
Kai: Ahhhh I see
Kai: So, what about Ruki-kun?
Ruki: ……….. –Yep! Uhh, “Good evening, everyone~”
Aoi: Good evening~
Ruki: “This happened to me recently at work” (HE SKIPPED THE QUESTION LMFAOOO) “But I’m not sure if you would call this a Dark Side Story, so please evaluate it!”
Ruki: It’s Dark Side Mail, I see. “At work, my superior was saying stuff like ‘I lost weight recently! Even though I was already thin…’ I smiled and said, ‘yeah, you were always thin!’ and then she smiled too and was laughing, so I thought she was happy. But then later that day my coworker was like, ‘hey, did you do something to [the superior]?’ and I’m like, ‘uh, no??’ and then my coworker showed me texts between the two of them, and the superior was saying stuff like ‘[the gazefan] said something rude to me today’, ‘i think she’s trying to start a fight with me,’ ‘she was laughing at me isn’t that awful?’ I was like, what!? Since that day I’ve decided not to make any more casual comments to my superior anymore.”
Ruki: “I’m sorry this was so long.”
(everyone bursts out laughing)
Kai: That’s it!?
Reita: That’s your fault! You’re so bad at reading!! [Ruck probably left a bunch of shit out lol]
Uruha: Wow, what a shitty person
Ruki and Aoi: Hmmmmm, yeh
Kai: Wait, who? The superior?
Ruki and Uruha: Yeah the superior
Kai: …Wait why? What?
Uruha: What do you mean what?
Reita: Well she was thin, and you know some people have a complex about being thin, right?
Uruha: What!? Oh really….
Reita: Yeah I’m pretty sure.
Kai: Oh so that’s it?
Uruha: So what, she wanted to be told she was a little chubby?
Reita: Or that she just didn’t think she was that thin so when someone told her she was thin it actually felt like they were teasing her – yeah idk shit about women.
Kai: Maybe she was thinking that the other girl [the fan who wrote in] was thinner?
Reita: Oh I get it! So being told she was thin by someone even thinner than her…
Kai: Right, right, like it felt like maybe she was being made fun of
Ruki: I see…
Aoi: Then you can’t really talk to her can you?
Kai (laughing): Yeah, for sure!
Reita: Yeah, you can’t~
Aoi: I feel like that too. With the Gazemen
Reita and Kai: Hehe, what? h-huh? ur jokin…
Aoi: I just
Uruha: But you know
Aoi: I just love u guys……
Uruha: But do you really have to tell them [that you’re mad]?
Kai: No but she didn’t, she heard it from another friend. Like, this girl said this about you.
Kai: Yeah I don’t think she told her herself.
(Everyone goes ah yes hmmmmm for like 5 seconds or so)
Reita: u ok?
Ruki: I’m just wondering what they want from us sending this mail. Like they’re not even like, what do you think – well whatever, her superior did that.
Kai: Do you want to read Abe-chan now? (laughs)
Ruki: Huhu, how many times have we read Abe-chan now?
Reita: We’ve read a lot.
Ruki: That much, huh! Then we don’t have to read Abe-chan, do we? It’s always the same thing.
(Ruki reads Abe-chan anyway tbc)