id 'ove to hear your cheesy aus bc cheesy things are so good and pure?
these au ideas are mostly from cute cliche foreign movies I’ve watched ok asdfghjk im sorry
-Our Times AU
Lance gets a chain letter in his desk, (if he doesn’t pass it on bad luck will come his way), he sends the letter but with a bunch of apologies and scribbles of drawings
Keith is the “delinquent” (who really isn’t) that Lance passes the chain letter to, but while Keith is reading the letter he gets into an accident
Keith searches for the letter’s sender and only lets Lance go and doesn’t say anything if Lance agrees to be his errand boy
They get to know each other and become really close, hanging on rooftops together, doing homework in the library together (Lance carries Keith’s books/backpack at first) but that soon changes and Keith carries Lance’s belongings at times
They pull a toradora by helping each other win their crush’s hearts, but in the process that only bring them closer, buying each other milkshakes to help cheer the other up, Lance making foolish faces to make Keith smile
it was pining Keith from the begging because he wanted to befriend Lance because he thought the letter was hilarious and the apologies in the letter came from a genuine person
Lance admits he thought he was going to die if he didn’t send that letter and thought he would never be able to learn how to skate
Keith takes Lance skating under the stars so he can finally learn
Keith is actually really smart, but gets outed by the principle and students because of his harsh looks, he just has bad luck
Lance sticks up for Keith when he’s wrongly accused which tugs a string at Keith’s heart because no one has ever done that for him
Keith just wants Lance to be happy so even if he didn’t end up with him, he thinks Lance deserves whatever lights his heart because Lance tries so hard to make others smile
Ok so you know how during Civil War filming Scarlett was seen walking around with her pixie cut dyed red so everyone thought Natasha would chop off her hair in Civil War?
What if the final post-credit scene is Natasha standing in front of a bathroom mirror. The Civil War is over. The Avengers are fractured. Some of her closest friends didn’t make it. She looks grim as she holds the electric razor in her hand. Cut to the bathroom floor as her long auburn hair falls lock by lock. We see her splash some water on her face and reveal her pixie cut. She gives herself one last look as she turns and grabs a duffel bag off the floor. She has to figure herself out now, without SHIELD, without the Avengers. It’s time to find out who Natasha Romanoff really is.
She walks out the bathroom door and the screen goes black. And then the words appear: Natasha will return in Black Widow: an original Netflix series, coming 2017.
“¿Qué haces parado allí? Entra rápido.” Advierte sin siquiera chistar, jalando de las prendas masculinas para hacerlo ingresar al hogar de la fémina y así, evitar que el contrario fuese a morir de frío. “Lamento haber arruinado tu sesión de estudio, espero que hayas traído lo necesario para estudiar. Prometo no molestar.” @atlcntis
The truth is we both did a movie. I did a movie called “Friends with Benefits”, he did a movie called “No Strings Attached” and if we would’ve just paid attention to how those movies turned out, we would know that we can’t get into a relationship this way and yet we did exactly as both those movies foretold. Like we literally shook hands, we were like “We’re gonna have fun, ‘cause we’re both single and young.”. Three months later we’re living together, six months later we’re like married and have a kid. Like literally we clearly didn’t watch the end of either one of our movies. (x)
i feel like all the str8s who are obsessed with the harmful “gay OTP meets at conversion camp” and find it “cute” or whatever probably watched but i’m a cheerleader and were so distracted by the comedic and romantic aspects that they missed some of the major fucking points of the movie.
yeah there was romance, but one girl had her entire future threatened to be taken away from her if she didn’t stop something she couldn’t help.
there was comedy, but that same girl had to fake a crush on
another male character to get the camp director off her back and
uncomfortably keep it up for half the movie.
there was comedy, but a side character felt obligated to physically harm herself with literal shock therapy every time she had “impure” thoughts.
there was romance, and right after the two main characters sleep together and are found out, one of them is disowned by her parents and can never go home.
is this still cute? fetishizing abuse for your AUs?
and this shit happens to real-life human beings. and IRL gay people who watched that movie probably felt a lot of fear for those characters at the time because it could have been them. And for some, it already has been.
people are talking about how much they hATE jared leto’s joker (despite not having seen the movie yet) and i’m just like…ok…welcome to our world. p much anyone who cares about harley as a character fuckin hates the joker and if they’re going for “absolute dirtbag with no redeemable qualities whatsoever” in this interpretation i can go for that because this cinematic universe (unlike previous ones) includes both the girlfriend he abused and also A CHILD HE FUCKING MURDERED (and possibly a woman he shot and paralyzed, but we don’t know yet if barbara gordon will be in the batfleck movie). so hopefully we all get to enjoy jason being him with a crowbar in a future dceu film.