this is our fridge

Eh, close enough…

Happy Easter!

  • ponyboy: *brings home a six pack of pepsi cans*
  • darry: we don't have room for soda in the fridge, pony.
  • sodapop: yeS YOU DO.
  • darry: soda-
  • sodapop: W A T C H ME.
  • darry: soda please-
  • sodapop: *trying to cram himself into the fridge*
  • darry: s o d a.
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When the season 2 hype takes over your entire goddamn apartment.

don’t tread on the bear: the ncr just side eye you a little. you’re not welcome there but uh …sure, please keep poking around all the camps  that’s totally not rubbing salt in the wounds. by the way can you do some of our quests

beware the wrath of caesar: you open your fridge, 500 legion assassins come pouring out screaming ‘RETRIBUTION’!!!

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Official Go Fridge account  "Biggest wish is,for Go Fridge family members to all be well.Our Ga get better soon" Pic “Take care of yourself”

Who is the Murderer “Hearts ache for my Ga,must take care of yourself,always reminding fans of their health,Jackson Wang get better soon…”

Tencent Midea official account posted “Our Jackson. Get better soon (Hug) Take more rest (hug) (hug)”

  CR.  Jacky News‏ 

GetWellSoonJackson  TRENDING AS WORLDWIDE AND IN MANY OTHER COUNTRIES 

        ( About Jackson’s Condition So Far | 170211-12 )

*Official accounts Updates:

Tencent Midea official account posted
“Our Jackson. Get better soon (Hug) Take more rest (hug) (hug)”

Who is the Murderer “Hearts ache for my Ga,must take care of yourself,always reminding fans of their health,Jackson Wang get better soon…”

Official Go Fridge account  "Biggest wish is,for Go Fridge family members to all be well.Our Ga get better soon" Pic “Take care of yourself”

Jackson Wang trending 6th place on Weibo
Many fans expressing their sadness and showing support

**Fan Accounts :

Jackson’s sick so he left photo op, but for Ahgases he came back for fan sign but after starting 2-3mins he vomited  and left. The Chinese fans who came from China to see Jackson was all crying He vomited in front of the fans during fan sign

He collapse from the chair….
In the middle of fan sign, Jackson fell on the table, couldn’t get up and like that he returned to the back

***Jackson before the fanmeeting 170311 

cr:justgaga_|

****During the FanMeeting

Tease - Baekhyun (M)

So this is kinda my first smut with slight angst though, and i’m excited to see if you guys like it! I hope you feel like we ‘fit’ into this little kpop family! I definitely like writing for you guys!

- Admin Mati <33


Originally posted by misskpopforever

“If there’s anything else you need, just call us, our number is on the fridge!” Mrs Anderson said, hands full of bags and halfway out the door. “Of course! See you tomorrow!” You said with a plastered smile and closed the door once she was done talking. You took a deep breath and smiled to lighten your mood. Taking care of a 5 year old, wouldn’t be hard, but when your fellow babysitter was Byun Baekhyun, it could be quite a challenge. You couldn’t really put your finger on what you had against him, he was just getting on your nerves.

You entered the living room and saw Baekhyun on the couch with Leefan in his lap. You rolled your eyes and sat down beside them. Baekhyun glanced at you with his stupid smirk and put the child down.

He slowly put his hand on your thigh and squeezed lightly. Shocked you pushed his hand away and glared at him.

“Are you insane? There’s children in the room!” you whispered harshly and punched him on the shoulder.

“So what about after he’s put to bed? We do have a couple of hours to spend before they get home. You don’t mind, do you?” he said with a low voice.

“Of course i do you moron! You can go fuck yourself!” You whispered, making sure Leefan didn’t hear. Baekhyun sat with a hand a little too close to your thigh and a smirk on his face.

You sighed out of disgust and took Leefan in your arms. Of course you felt flattered that Baekhyun wanted to have sex with you, you had to admit that. But you knew that he was a walking sex God, and he would like to have sex with any living creature, with boobs and a butt. And that disgusted you.

You took out some baby carrots and placed them in front of Leefan. Baekhyun came out, a hand in his hair. He bit his lip teasingly and took a glass from the cabinet and filled it with orange juice.

He stood beside you and looked at Leefan. You found yourself smiling at this little moment, feeling slightly nostalgic. Which was weird.



You had put Leefan to bed at about 7PM. You had decided to make some popcorn, not really wanting to sit beside Baekhyun and feel awkward until the parents came home. You came back and sat on the carpeted floor, the bowl with popcorn in your lap. You heard Baekhyun sigh behind you.

“What’s up princess?” you chuckled and turned to look at him. He glared at you and took the bowl of popcorn. You sat the bowl down and leaned back so you were resting against the couch.

You started watching ‘Fast and Furious’ but that wasn’t really your thing. At all. So you had talked Baekhyun into changing channel. Your butt started to hurt, so you had no other choice than to take a seat on the couch. Plus, Baekhyun wasn’t that bad, right now at least. You made yourself comfortable and pretended to be interested in whatever it was, that Baekhyun had put on.

Slowly you felt a hand on your thigh. Being too tired to react you just let it happen, not caring. It went higher and higher, until it was a little too close to your most private area. You quickly sat up and pushed his hand off of you again. You glared at him, but he only scooted closer to you.

“You like it, don’t you?” he bit his lip teasingly and placed his hand over your clothed area. You widened your eyes, but didn’t push his hand off. He took the ‘hint’ and started kissing your neck. He kissed every inch of your skin from your collarbone to jawline, and held you like you were a delicate flower. You were lost in a fantasy of how far this would go, and a small blush formed on your cheeks at the thought. Baekhyun saw and kissed your cheeks. You seemed to come back to reality when Baekhyun started taking off your shirt, leaving you in your mint lace bra. Baekhyun licked his lips at the sight of you and started kissing your chest and stomach. You felt like you were flying, literally. You knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. He started taking off your shorts. You seemed to be alarmed by that and broke the steamy kiss. “Wait” you said out of breath.

He looked at you almost as if he was concerned. You looked at his body. He had taken off his shirt and you hadn’t even noticed. You ran your hand over the hard six pack and could feel a shiver run down your spine. You wanted to lick his stomach, you felt really awkward over the thought. You took a deep breath and started kissing him again.

Before you knew it, you were both only in your underwear. You didn’t know what time it was, and you didn’t care. The only thing that mattered was Baekhyun. You tugged on his hair as he began to painfully slow, take off your panties.

“Goddammit Baek, hurry!” you panted and closed your eyes. He chuckled and threw your panties down on the floor. He slowly ran two of his fingers down your stomach and stopped right above your clit. You moaned and intertwined your hand with his free hand. He looked at your face and slowly entered one finger. You jumped at the sudden feeling but slowly calmed as he added a second finger. “Baekhyun-” you moaned his name and bit your lip. “What do you need baby girl? Tell me” he ordered as he started to push in and out. You moaned even louder.

He then pulled his fingers out. You whimpered and sat up, but Baekhyun pushed you down again by your shoulders. He took off his boxers. You looked at his erection that was pressed against his stomach. You had seen one before, but not this big, and not this hard, was that all for you?

He slowly entered you, and moaned louder than ever. You got turned on by the sight of him, deep in pleasure, mouth open, sweat dripping down his forehead and eyes closed. You pulled him down for a kiss. He placed his hand on your cheek and deepened the kiss as he started pushing in and out of you.

“Y/N” he moaned as he picked up the pace. You had to admit, it hurt quite a bit, but it was worth it. Baekhyun was worth it, and you felt weird over that thought. You weren’t supposed to feel that way about him, or do this with him.

“You’re so tight” he grunted. You started to feel a knot forming in your stomach and you knew you were close. And by the look on Baek’s face, he was too.

Baek pulled out right before he came. He fell down on top of you, but moved after a couple of seconds. You sighed deeply and took on your underwear. You felt really misplaced and used. You looked at Baek, he was sitting with his phone. It didn’t really surprise you.

Everything was back to normal now, and you both knew it.

Picking up your clothes and heading towards the guest bathroom, you felt a tear run down your cheek. You looked at yourself in the mirror. Your messed up hair. Your swollen lips, your smeared mascara. You looked like a slut, literally.

Washing your face and getting yourself clean with a washcloth, you put on the clothes and walked out of the bathroom. Baek was sitting on the couch, acting like nothing happened. Like you weren’t just moaning like pornstars. You felt disgusted in yourself.

“Are you okay?” Baek asked, his eyes still focusing on the tv. You thought for a while. “What does this mean to you?” You asked and looked at him. He finally looked at you with furrowed eyebrows. “We just had sex, you mean?” he asked as if it wasn’t obvious. “Yeah obviously” you spoke, feeling slightly annoyed. He looked at you again, this time with no emotion in his eyes. ”Truthfully? Nothing. You aren’t exactly Mila Kunis are you? You’re just another fuck” he answered cold. You looked at him with disbelief.

“Oh okay” you said and got up. You felt ashamed. Not that you had had sex with Baek, but that he had taken your virginity.



Shitty ending i know, but i tried ://

tobiseh  asked:

My coworker thought it'd be a good idea to clean the Stainless Steel fridges with Steel Wool pads. She then told our GM "Oh, Birda did that last week. It wasn't me!" Luckily the closing lady told our GM what really happened and I didn't get a write up for the scratches.

i dont even like drinking anymore
i dont like smoking either
i just want to find my person
grow with them
get in shape
start my career
learn french
get a cute loft with said person
with exposed brick
and a spiral staircase
and one of those old fridges with a latch as a handle
surrounded by succulents
i want to write my novel
in my dads sweater
with the typewriters I collected in my 20s
i want to be 40 with my person
and our son Jude
he has his mothers nose
i have my fathers eyes
they’re distinguishing

antichesirekitty  asked:

A little girl came up to my counter today dressed up as Belle from Beauty &I the Beast. I spent five minutes raving about how she was my favorite princess and asking for an autograph. She drew a heart on a piece of paper with a B on it. Honestly, she was so cute and it made my day to see her smile like that. I put the autograph on our break room fridge

BTS as Fathers Would Include: Jhope

Fatherhood BTS Series

Originally posted by jeonsshi

  • putting underwears on their heads
  • him crying when his child brings back their art from school
  • “it’s just so beautiful can you believe our child invented art ????”
  • “hoseok this is the fortieth time you’ve done this we’re running out of space on our fridge”
  • having the luck of getting triplets on the first try

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Lazytown characters as things I’ve done as a young kid

I was thinking of all the weird shit I did as a kid so this happened lmao:

Sportacus - Climbed onto the counter to get the bundle of bananas and ate them all.

Robbie - Put random stuff in the road (non-damaging items) so cars would run them over. (We lived on a very inactive street.)

Stephanie - Wanted to wear my Halloween costume (a ladybug) all year long.

Pixel - Pretended to be asleep at 4am but was actually playing on a Gameboy Color.

Stingy - Hit my older sister with a toy firetruck because she was playing with my toys.

Trixie - Lied about  e v e r y t h i n g  to get my way. I lied to the point nobody believed anything I said for like 6 years.

Ziggy - Covered my entire naked body in peanut butter because “I like peanut butter mommy!”

BONUS ZIGGY - Put our cat in the fridge because I thought she was hungry. (took my mom 5 minutes to find her)

shout out to wonderful people

after having just ripped a f***ing hate anon  I feel the need to point out also the good in the universe…

after what has been a spectacularly crap past year of illness for me  2017 just went ‘hold my beer’ and proceeded to blow it out of the water by inflicting a possibly life-threatening illness on my son.   Had to one up 2016 didn’t ya?  

I had just started to get better (no seizures for a whole ten days )    and now through this new challenge people have been wonderful.  Friends bringing us meals to the hospital, stocking our fridge, running errands and being there for us.  Snapchats and texts and visits by son’s buds to cheer him up and help pass the time now he is starting to get better.    

But also, here, wonderful friends here like the amazing @weirdlet,  @andartha, @hunterandcossack, @mollynoble and @neutralchaos1 who messaged and lifted my spirits… the awesome @whatis2plus2 and @mostlyhydratrash who  messaged and cheered me up (and simultaneously terrified me ^_^ –podfic? my stuff??!!..accckkkk.  But then again, I would get to hear Zack’s voice…..) 

And also to the lovely friends who replied and hearted the updates…

@bastlynn, @cairistiona7, @drummerwench, @edoraslass, @iainkillsrobots, @incognitajones, @just-ann-now, @meleedamage, @rls475 , @thanhnhdt , @troyman5375, @weyumikee

I have probably forgotten someone..pls accept my heartfelt apologies. 

Tumblr is a wonderful community.  I am going to remind myself of this post the next time hate spews across my dash…

Originally posted by lematworks