this is one of the extras on 'underground'

Ok but imagine

I’m as much a SportaRobbie fan as the next person and love the whole “opposites attract” thing, but for just one moment stop and think about what they would be like as a couple. As a married couple. Living together. Imagine Sportacus getting up at sunrise and going through his whole extra morning routine and Robbie under the covers trying to go back to sleep and also being “jfc can’t you just place your toothbrush down like a normal person”. Going grocery shopping together and trying to come up with a menu so they can share meals. Dividing household chores. Compromising on where to live because Robbie is terrified of heights and Sportacus doesn’t like the idea of living underground with no windows. Figuring out when and how they can spend quality time together as a couple because their typical schedules are so different and most of the time when they’re both awake and active they’re doing something with the kids.

Relationships are work but this relationship would be HARD work. And I’m not saying I think the ship is impossible because of this. In fact, it’s adorable thinking of them facing these challenges together and becoming closer! But it would be frustrating for the both of them.

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vegan mandoo!!!

making dumplings w/ my mommy- the person who instilled in my heart the love and passion for food. she is the reason i love to make food, share food, eat food savor food, and yearn good food..

she is also given the dubious honor of being the reason why i dream about food 24/7. sadly.

Recipe:

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All the King’s Horses and All the Fox’s Men

Chapter: 1
Trigger Warnings: none for now
A/N: This is a superpowered foxes au! It’s very heavily based upon the X-Men, and it’s going to be like a retelling of the story. I hope you like it, and I’d appreciate any reblogs and likes!

[ read it on ao3 ]


Neil Josten inhaled the smell of smoke without putting the cigarette to his lips. His eyes were tempted to a close by the tranquility of the night, his brain pulling the image of the burning car back to his senses. The sand underneath his feet, the smoke filling his lungs, and his mother. His eyelids burned red from the fire before opening to find it turn into the lights of the baseball field. He sat up on the cool, metal bleachers and stared at the stars, the dots of light that shone into his brown colored contacts.

Neil’s neck snapped around at impressive speed when he heard a twig underfoot, the crunch of multiple pairs of shoes walking through the grass. He scanned the large, open field for the best exit to slip through, a self-taught reflex of his brain.

“Neil,” a voice Neil recognized as the baseball coach of the school whose bleachers he sat on. “There are some visitors here for you, and they want to talk to your parents.”

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Journey to the Past (Anastasia AU with Jason Todd)

Prologue

Tagging: @noctem-vincere, @cait-writes-stuff, @avengerdragoness, @kamuithedragonlord, @birbs-and-the-bat, @hey-haylee


Roy walked the crowded streets of St Petersburg. Men and women were heading to work at their various jobs. Everyone was trudging with dread on this cold Russian morning. No one had thought they would be worse off after the Revolution, but here they were. The only bright spot in their day was the gossip that changed hands like currency.

The most popular rumor was that one of the Grand Duchesses had survived the massacre. No one was quite sure where this rumor started or why it thrived, but the idea that a little girl escaped the brutality and was still alive gave them the hope they needed to face their workloads.

He ducked through an obscure doorway and headed down the long alley that led to the black market. A bizarre bazaar filled with fakes and frauds, it was a bright spot for the underbelly in St Petersburg. When you think of the underground and criminals, you generally think of a mean and nasty sort of ruthless, but the people who sold in this market were mostly just good people down on their luck and hoping to earn some extra money for their families. Of course, there were some thugs and lowlifes, make no mistake, but you mostly find smiles lining the small courtyard.

Roy stopped to look at a booth selling what they claimed to be clothing from the palace. He heard almost as many names dropped in one minute as the amount of rubles they were charging for one raggedy pair of long johns. He paused to buy a fur cloak when he felt a hand clamp down on his shoulder.

“Today’s the day, Roy. We are going to find our duchess and we getting out of this horrible country.” Jay said in Roy’s ear as he steered him towards the stairs. They climbed to the tiny room they had claimed and gathered their things.

“You really think we can find someone, Jaybird?” Roy said as he stuffed things in his carpetbag.

“You kidding? What girl doesn’t want to be a princess?” Jason said as he closed his bag and turned to Roy. “Time to leave here forever.”

“I’m gonna miss it here. We came up with some good schemes in this room.” Roy sighed as he scanned the now mostly empty room. A commotion downstairs took both of them by surprise. The police had found the market and it sounded as though they were tearing the place apart.

“Well, you can reminisce later. Right now we have to leave. Like five minutes ago.” Jason said as he threw open the shutters and stepped out onto the roof. He and Roy slid down the slanted roof and lept to the ground. The snow cushioned their fall and they made tracks away from the building. They managed to make it out without being caught and they headed towards the theater.

As they were entering auditorium, the person they were searching for was leaving her home.

“I got you a job in the fish factory.” The matron in charge of the orphanage told Y/N. ”You go straight down this path until you get to the fork in the road. Go left-”

“Goodbye! Goodbye, everybody! Take care of each other!” She shouted to the waving children.

“Are you even listening?” The matron cried out in irritation.

“I’m listening, Comrade Gunn.” Y/N sighed as she looked at the older woman in front of her.

“You have been a thorn in my side since you were brought here, acting like the Queen of Sheba instead of the nameless no account you are!” Ma Gunn said as she grabbed the scarf around Y/N’s neck. She used it to pull her towards the gate. She dropped her grip on the scarf as she unlocked the gate. “For the last ten years, I have fed you. I’ve clothed you. I’ve-”

“Kept a roof over my head.” Y/N finished. Ma sputtered and turned to face her.

“How is it you don’t have a clue of who you were before you came to us, but you can remember all that?” She demanded. This girl was getting on every last one of her nerves.

“Well, I do have a clue to-” Y/N said as she lifted the necklace from underneath her shirt.

“Ack! I know.” Ma Gunn said as she grabbed the pendant. “Together in Paris. So, you want to go to France to find family, huh?”

Y/N nodded enthusiastically. It was all she had ever wanted for as long as she could remember.

“Ah, little Miss Y/N. It is time to take your place in life. In life and in line. And be grateful too!” She cried as she slammed the gate after Y/N. “Together in Paris!” She called mockingly in farewell. She laughed and coughed before walking back into her home.

Y/N glared after her before making her way down the path. “Be grateful, Y/N.” She mocked Ma’s posture and voice.

“I am grateful. Grateful to get away!” She cried out. “Go left, she says. Well, I know what is to the left. I’ll be Y/N the orphan forever.” Y/N said as she looked down the road.

“But if I go right, maybe I could find….” She said as she started walking. She paused and examined her necklace again. “Whoever gave me this must have loved me.”

“This is crazy. Me? Go to Paris?” She said as she moved back to the fork in the road. “Send me a sign! A hint? Anything?” Y/N cried out, looking to the sky as though she would find what she was looking for there. She stood there for several seconds, hoping something would happen.

Suddenly, she was knocked off her feet by a large black mass. It climbed on top of her and licked her face.

“Hey, get off me! I don’t have time for this! I am waiting for a sign.” Y/N said as she pushed the big dog off of her. He bounded up and ran down the road to St Petersburg before running back to her.

“Oh, great. A dog wants me to go to St Petersburg.” Y/N groaned as she got up. She gasped as she realized this may have been the sign she asked for. “Okay. I can take a hint.” She said as she followed the dog down the path.

She paused for a moment, feeling the anxiety and doubt well up inside her, before she continued down the path to St. Petersburg and her future.

Mine

| Request: “You and him go to an underground show to see a band, and he slips away to go to the bathroom and a guy his hitting on you, and compliment you tattoo (the one dan gave you) then dan come back, and is extra clingy to let the dude know your his. Then he starts grinding on you, trying to give you hickeys, and your laughing tell him to stop, then he takes you home and it’s rough smut to show that your his.

Then after the smut, and yall cuddle, he brings your hand to his face and he kisses your wrist where the tattoo is. And says ‘I love you’” |

| Warnings: Smut. |

[ Authors note: This is a loose sequel to “Her First Tattoo.” It’s not necessary to read before this one but it has a little backstory about the tattoo itself. You can read the fic here –> http://fuckyeahdanfics.tumblr.com/post/146518972574/her-first-tattoo ]

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His hand dragged her through the crowd, trying to get her as close to the stage as possible.

“Dan!” She giggled, as he lifted her onto his back. “Can you see better now, princess?”

“Yes.” She nodded, holding onto Dan by his blood red locks.

The punk band that [Y/N] couldn’t remember the name of, as they all sounded alike to her, played a loud song whilst people enjoyed the concert in a very punk fashion.

Dan decided that for his girlfriend to get the full “my boyfriend is a punk” experience, that she had to come to an underground show.

So here they were, close to the stage, in a sea of brightly coloured hair and tattoo clad citizens.

Dan slid [Y/N] off of his back, announcing he was going to head off to the bathroom and for her to stay put. So she did, and not 3 minutes after Dan left, some random man slid up to her and started a chat.

“Hey, nice tat you got there, little lady.” He spoke, eyeing her like a piece of meat.

She looked down at the small heart tattoo Dan gave her awhile ago, and a smile cracked upon her face. “Thanks, my boyfriend gave it to me.”

The guy looked a little surprised, but nonetheless continued his onslaught of flirtatious comments.

“So hey, how about after the show you and I sneak away from here, would you like that, princess?” He spoke, leaning down to her level in a demeaning manner.

“So hey, how about you go fuck yourself and leave my girlfriend alone?” Dan spoke, strutting up to her and wrapping his arms around her.

The man scoffed and walked away, as Dan was a lot taller and more intimidating than him.

“Thank you.” She spoke, and relaxed in Dan’s arms.

As the next band played, Dan held [Y/N] close to him, grinding against her, suckling small hickeys on her neck. She began giggling, gently smacking Dan in an attempt to get him to stop.

He pressed his lips against her ear, his cold snakebites contrasting the red, heated blush which was prominent on her ears and cheeks.

“How about we blow this joint and go home?” He said in a deep voice, his arm pressing her waist more against his.

She simply nodded, and Dan yanked her up, slinging her over his shoulder and carrying her out of the venue and into a cab, heading towards their shared apartment.

Once Dan managed to unlock the door, he carried [Y/N] inside, throwing her onto the nearest surface, which so happened to be the dining table, and began smothering her with kisses.

Her face.

Her lips.

Her neck.

Her chest.

Any area he could reach without yet removing her clothes.

He pulled his shirt over his head and his tattoos glistened under the lighting and the thin layer of sweat covering his body. She stared in awe of her boyfriend as he removed the rest of his clothes, leaving only his black Calvin Klein’s, before tending to her clothing.

Once she was completely bare, Dan began placing hickeys in areas he said were “only for his eyes.” Before sliding his kisses between her legs.

Her moans filled the air as Dan’s various mouth piercings added extra pleasure to the experience she was having. The metal ball on his tongue rubbing against her clit pushing her over the edge during her orgasm.

“Now princess,”

He leaned down, kissing her lips and letting her taste herself on his mouth.

“It’s time I show you that you’re mine and only mine.”

He kissed her once more.

“And by the time I’m done,”

He kissed her neck.

“You won’t even think about anyone else.”

He kissed her stomach.

“Only me.”

He kissed her pussy before sliding down his boxers and pushing himself into her, immediately thrusting roughly.

He wrapped his thin arms around her lower back, pulling her closing to him as he pounded into her.

Their lips sloppily pressed against each other’s as they neared their orgasms.

“Dan, I-”

“I know, princess, just hold on.”

Her nails began to claw at Dan’s back as she held back, waiting on her boyfriend to cum.

“Let go, baby.”

She did, and their orgasms washed over them like a tidal wave

Once they had calmed down, Dan carried her into their bedroom, putting her on the bed and covering them both up, pulling her close to him.

As they cuddled, Dan pulled [Y/N]’s wrist up to his face, gently rubbing the small tattoo upon it, and placing a soft kiss on it.

“I love you.”

anonymous asked:

You know, I honestly thought this would end up being one of your weirder asks, but running through some of your posts has destroyed that thought. That said, how would the UT, UF, US, and SF skelebros react to an S/O who sharpens their nails into motherfucking, full functioning claws. Like, could draw blood, but usually just does it to peel oranges and cut paper barehanded, or cuz animals like the extra scratchy scratch.

……..yeah this is weird. Not one of my weirdest, but its weird XD

UT!Sans: Well……okay…..this is fine. Just don’t shred his hoodie, I guess. Claws aren’t super uncommon Underground, so he’s okay.

UT!Papyrus: He buys you some gloves so you stop shredding his scarf every time you hug, but other than that doesn’t bother him.

UF!Sans: Good, those things are useful as fuck.

UF!Papyrus: He’s damn proud of you. Look at you, modifying yourself so your weak soft human body can be a little more of a threat! Nice work

US!Sans: Its not that he minds, per se, he just really likes your soft squishiness, and these are kind of sharp and painful. Like, he won’t tell you to stop, he’s just not particularly fond of them

US!Papyrus: No real reaction. I mean, he’s curious why you do that. But hey, whatever works. 

SF!Sans: Like Boss, he likes that you’re weaponizing what you can, but it kind of brings out his competitive streak. The Fell verse bros’ phalanges are already pretty claw like, but he starts sharpening them more till they’re pointier than yours. And it kind of hurts, because that’s his actual finger. But no! He must be the strongest and most deadly!

SF!Papyrus: Completely neutral on it. 

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD

 (Okay, so it’s been a while that I think … I started writing just to get it out of my head and now I’m gone too far.
I need to share it. Stop me here, please.


So JK Rowling admitted that Salem Institute wasn’t a school. And I must admit that it doesn’t really bother me. Also, I’d like to introduce you to another school, which would hang up Oceania.


EUROPE

Howgarts :
Scotland.
- United Kingdom (England, Ireland, Scotland)
- Minerva McGONAGALL.

Durmstrang :
Scandinavia - close to a lake.
- Northern Europe (Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Estonia) and the East (Bosnia, Bulgaria, Croatia, Macedonia, Serbia, Slovenia, Albania, Hungary, Poland, Slovakia, Romania).
- Kalina MASARYK.

Beauxbâtons :
France - in the Pyrenees.
- Southern Europe (Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece) and West (Austria, Belgium, France, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Switzerland).
- Olympe MAXIME.


AMERICA

Kings Academy of Sorcery. Ilvermorny.
United States - Louisiana.
- North America (USA, Canada, Greenland, Mexico, Caribbean).
-  Zachary LEWIS : youngest director of the Kings Academy, Zachary Lewis encourages freewill and autonomy. Kings students have considerable freedom of action with few restrictions. Lack of headmaster’s severity is sometimes criticized by his peers. But Zachary Lewis puts a point of honor that its students learn for themselves the concept of respect and authority.
Trivia :
- the emblem of the academy is a “K” crown.
- the motto is « Terra non caelum mutant qui trans mare currunt » (“ crossing the sea, you change the earth, not sky”).
- the academy is surrounded by a marsh that protects against intrusions. A huge crocodile enchanted lives inside and became the school mascot.
- the Academy is based on the university model of “Greek community”.
- each community has her own residence.
- students choose themselves their community.
- each community has her motto, her principles, her codes and her representatives. Representatives manage the functioning (and harmony) within and between communities.
- there are three fraternities :
> Alpha-Rhô “excel for good” (For :ambition, excellence, merit. Against : fraud, dishonor, failure)
> Khi-Thêta “do not waste your time (,use it rightfully)” (For : solidarity, collective, loyalty, selflessness. Against : conflict, betrayal, careerism)
> Nu-Kappa-Pi “it is a cloud, that will pass” (For : talent, ease, fun, diversity. Against : killjoy, spoilsport, wet blanket, party pooper…)
- three sororities :
> Omicron-Epsilon-Delta “which had to be proven“  (For : hard work, learning, rightness, mutual aid. Against : deception, violence)
> Lambda- Sigma “speech is the shadow of the act”  (For : discovery, franchise, action, the will and courage. Against : cowardice, lying, imposture)
> Kappa-Delta “new ideas”  (For : justice, duty, equality, determination. Against : inequity, abuse, bias)
- and three mixed :
>Sigma-Mu “with the mind” (For : knowledge by theory, discernment, raw intelligence, firmness.  Against : ignorance, narrow minds)
>Iota-Khi “with the hand” (For : knowledge through practice, cooperation, perseverance, creativity. Against : resignation)
> Gamma-Lambda “know thyself”  (For those who do not want or were not able to choose membership).
- each community has a representative and all representatives form the Committee.
- all the events are organized by the Committee (apportionment of new students, club management, sports events and festivities). They also deal with the application of sanctions. They are responsible for relationship between students, teachers and the headmaster.
- the committee also organizes events to maintain the rivalry between communities.
- at the end of each year, teachers vote for the community that has been most effective and the elected community becomes the “primary community” (inter alia, the community has authority over all decisions).

Enganolho Brazilian School of Magic, Castelobruxo.
Brazil - Bahia.
- South America (Brazil, Venezuela, Colombia, Guyana, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, Paraguay, Chile, Uruguay USA, Argentina).
- Hélio FORTES : Man of spirit and Sorcerer recognized for having studied temporal paradoxes.It’s the Minister of the Brazilian magic who asked him in person to take the place of headmaster of Enganolho. The School is in decline since its last director ; everyone think that Helio Fortes is the only one able to restore it to its former glory. Defy that he’s ready to take up.
Trivia :
- schools promote school exchanges.
- School is perched in trees.


OCEANIA

School of Onopwulopwul.
Pacific Ocean - somewhere in Micronesia.
- Australasia, Melanesia, Micronesia and Polynesia.
- Koa NAOI : descendant of a famous clan of sorcerers and concerned about the magical heritage,Koa Naoi makes every effort to make the magical diversity being well represented in his school. Thus, in addition to Western standards, Onopwulopwul teaches the magical practices of each of Oceania Culture.
Trivia :
- motto’s school is :  “Ehu Mohngiong Mehlel, Ehu Poliwar Kala “ (translatable as “an honest heart, a proud body”).
- the school is situated on a crescent-shaped island. Extremities are so close to each other they would form almost a circle.
- the extremities of the island mark the entry of Onopwulopwul. They are littered by two statues representing the school’s founder : twins Olisihpa and Olosohpa.
- there is a tiny volcano where lives lavapeople. there is a large bay named the Usu Bay (the Star Bay).
- the school is mostly under water in the bay. dorms, break room and refectory are overwater bungalows.
- Onopwulopwul is the school with the most lessons.
- therefore it begins at age 10 and ended at 18.
- the schooling is divided into 3 stages :
> theoretical classes (Muggles Studies, Herbology, History of Magic, Astronomy Mythology Knowledge of Tribes, Potion) from the 1st to the 5th year (with a similar review to OWL).
> practical classes (Potions, Charms, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Elsewhere’s Magic, Care of Magical Creatures, Transfiguration, Transfiguration) from the 3rd to the 7th year (with a similar review to OWL).
> qualifications classes (Defense Against the Dark Arts, Elsewhere’s  Magic, Care of Magical Creatures, Care of Sorcerer, Ancient Arts, Knowledge of Tribes, History of Magic, Runes, Arithmancy, Transfiguration, Potion, Magical Theory) from 6th to 9th grade (with a similar review to NEWT). Qualifications Classes are a kind of preparatory class for future trades.
- the school encourages sport (Muggles and wizards). They can swim in the bay without exceeding the statues of the founders.
- there are no clubs. students do what they want with their free time.
- sometimes the teachers take students on excursions during weekends and/or holidays.
- they visit the island, neighboring islands, sometimes even surrounding countries.


AFRICA

Uagadou School of Magic.
South Africa - Uganda
- Africa (all) and West in the Middle East (Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Yemen, Oman, Jordan, Egypt, Turkey, Armenia, Syria).
-  the Board : is made up of five individuals whose achievements are recognized internationnalement. Together they govern Uagadou: choose subjects to be taught; the students; extra school activities; and even meals. The board changes only when one dies and the replacement is selected unanimously.
Trivia :
- school is hidden underground.
- This is the oldest school of magic and the largest school in the world.
- the Board accepts that the students of their choice.
- they select students via dream messenger which left a token in children’s hands while they slept.
- the token is a Portkey that allows them to enter in the school.
- it’s possible to study ancient magic (the “forgotten magics”).
- the guardians / protectors of school are zombies.


ASIA

Academy of Sïkhanéjādū.
India - Satpura National Park
- Central Asia (India, Bangladesh, Burma, Nepal, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Bhutan, Sri Lanka, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan).
- Aman VAGHELA et Idha BHATTI : Aman Vaghela is a sorcerer from the highest caste in India. He protested against lack of means given lower castes to study magic. First member of the Wizengamot with his wife, Idha Bhatti, he decided to become headmaster of Sïkhanéjādū to change attitudes and offer a chance to study to all - no matter their ages or their families. Having taken a vow of silence, it’s that wife who is “the spokeswoman of the voiceless”.
Trivia :
- Sïkhanéjādū’s emblem is a peacock spreading its tail.
- anyone can attend classes, regardless of age or social caste.
- the diploma is obtained by accumulation of “units”. To validate a diploma, you need a minimum of 1500 units. The maximum is 3000 units.
- each topic is worth units. (ex : Charms maximum value is 500 U)
- for validating a topic, you must obtain a minimum of Units. (ex : to validate the course of Charm, you need minimum 400 U)
- required courses are : Charms ; Defence Against the Dark Arts (300 U. min - 500 U. max) ; History of Magic (200 U min - 500 U max). [those courses are validated in seven years.]
- complementary courses are : Applied Magic/Magical Theory (120 U min - 240 U max) ; Ancient Arts (200 U min - 240 U max) [are validated both in 4 years] ; Arithmancy (200 U min - 240 U max) [is validated in 5 years].
- optional courses are : Herbology (90 U min - 180 U max) ; Potions (90 U min - 180 U max) [are validated in 5 years] ;  Care of Magical Creatures/Dressage (160 U min - 180 U max) [is validated in 4 years] ;  Apparition (170 U min  - 180 U max) [is validated in 1 year].
- facultative courses are : Muggle Studies  ( 12 U min - 20 U max) [is validated in 4 years] ; Flying (10 U min - 20 U max) [is validated in 1 years + 1 year of flight applied] ; Meditation (10 U min - 20 U max) [is validated in 5 years]
- courses under conditions : Legilimency, Occlumency, Transfiguration. These are qualifications and they reported no Units.
- there are clubs : Astronomy; Duel; Dance; Music; Poetry; Sports ; Art…

Koldovstoretz School.
Russia - Siberian plateau
- North Asia (Russia, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Georgia, Mongolia) (+ the muggle-borns not allowed to Durmstrang).
- Anatoli STALRUK (Anatoli Steel Hands) : man of action and competent sorcerer, Anatolia became headmaster of Koldovstoretz by default. Former Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, it was his older brother (the Minister of Russian Magic, Nikolai STALGLAVA, aka Nikolai Steel Head) who appoints the Headmaster. Leaving joyfully to his paperwork to his sub-alternates, Anatoli prefers having fun in the corridors of the huge school, looking to disrupt classes and students to challenge. He has no policy and leaves full responsibility of education to his teachers and deputy headmaster.
Trivia :
- Koldovstoretz is the second largest school in the world both in terms of space of student numbers.
- the school was remodeled by the famous Baba Yaga.
- schools can literally move to prevent it being found.
- the school has a hymn (students love to sing).
- students are very patriotic to their school
- many parties are organized by students.
- Koldovstoretz welcomes the muggle-borns are not allowed to Durmstrang.
- of school is at the heart of a constant blizzard preventing anyone from approaching.
- the students go to school by sled (similar to the Knight Bus).
- teachers and sometimes the director eat the same tables as students.
- most of the time, students are left to themselves and younger dependent on the benevolence of their elders.
- Inuit living in Siberia study their own magic but they must pass regulatory reviews of Koldovstoretz to be recognized by the Ministry.
- it’s possible to study black magic.
- pets are not officially allowed.
- they play a version of Quidditch where they fly on entire, uprooted trees instead of broomsticks.

Mahoutokoro School of Magic.
Japan - Aichi Prefecture  Volcanic island of Minami Iwo Jima
- South Asia (Japan, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand)
- TOKUGAWA Danjo : descendant of the Matsudaira clan, founder of Mahoutokoro. Danjo Tokugawa is a stocky men, bald and fat. Severe in his instruction, he only wants the best of his students and doesn’t hesitate to exclude those who are not up to par.
Trivia :
- the school blazon is the Matsudaira clan’s “Mon”(circle around three Hollyhock leaves).
- only a member of the Tokugawa clan get the post of Headmaster / Headmistress.
- the school is formed by islets connected by bridges.
- there are a total of 11 islets : one building for the headmaster and teachers (school entry) ; one for the main building (classrooms and library) ; two dormitories (one for girls and one for boys) ; one for kitchens ; five for gardens ; and finally, a last which serves as training ground.
- in the most remote islet of gardens find a temple with a Go-Shinboku planted since the school’s founding.
- tutor system (senpei / kohai) is very present.
- students address their teachers by calling them “sensei”.
- the school is known for its large number of non-human spiritous apparition.
- even if everyone can follow any topic, some are qualify as feminin and other as masculin and it’s frowned upon to depart from the rule.
- even if everyone is accepted, students have to merit their places in school.
- school organizes annual sports festival. (Headmaster annually invites other schools to participate even if the answer was always negative.)
- the tests are : obstacle course; hunting flag; duel; demonstration ; Quidditch 

Móshùdifang, Institute of magic.
China - Guilin
- Central Asia (China, Korea, Tibet)
- XIE An : Madam Xie An is known internationally for having fought and tamed a dragon. Respectable Seers and apprentive of the most powerful Chinese sorcerer : she inherits his position as headmistress in place of the second apprentice (and newly Minister of Magic Chinese). She creates an atmosphere of mutual aid between students and encourages working group. She is very proud of his school and its students. She doesn’t like the current headmaster of Mahoutokoro.
Trivia :
- Móshùdifang’s blazon is a dragon surrounding the sinogramme of  "magic" and “place” in the center of a hexagon.
- it’s the second oldest school of magic.
- school starts at twelve years and lasts six years.
- the school is located atop a hill.
- each generation of students is supervised by a “governess” to guide them through their entire schooling.
- the tower that serves as a dormitory is organized so that each stage represents a year.
- the school specializes in enchantments and divination.


I may or may not begin a story (that I probably never finish) for each of these schools …

Monday Update #31 - Be Mine

Today’s update isn’t anything major, just an optional dungeon… thing.

Decades back, Bulk Rock City was a temporary settlement for miners excavating the area on behalf of Frontier Excavation Company. After the mine ran dry and the workers struck an underground reservoir, Frontier Excavation pulled out, leaving the layered boom town to grow in the shell of the worksite.

These mines can be explored at the very beginning of the game for a little extra exp or items. Or you could use it for grinding purposes if that’s your thing since there’re free heals outside  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

Here’s a slightly more full view of the area, without the purple tint.

This Cave Cricket is one of the critters that calls the Bulk Rock City Mines its home. He leaps at his foes in an attempt to scare them away, but in truth, he’s very shy.

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The Trophy Wife (1)

Summary: Bucky is going through a rough time in his life after his Winter Soldier days when he a stranger shows up at his doorstep asking for his help. What’s he gonna do?

Word count: 2.1k

Warning: mentions of abuse, angst

A/N: Tagging is open for this series. Let me know if you’d like to be tagged :) I hope you enjoy it. I’m proud of how this part turned out!

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You couldn’t make sense of how you got here. One minute you were living the life of your dreams, the next you were trying to desperately escape that life. You had it all. The huge mansion with an underground pool in the backyard and unnecessary extra rooms. The fancy cars, newest designs before they even came out, dinner at the most expensive restaurants in the city, topped with a handsome husband by your side. Well that’s how an outsider would see it.

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Throwing the Book: Threat Tailoring

Good evening and welcome to Throwing the Book, a series where we bitch and moan about tabletop roleplaying games, but like, in an informed way. Today’s topic is threat tailoring!

This is less a raw mechanics thing, though that can play into it, and more a running-a-game thing.

When you make a story arc, especially one built around a specific BBEG or macguffin, you need to make sure it fits your protagonists, in terms of both character and mechanics.

For example, fantasy games usually have a sorting algorithm of character power, with things like goblins or bandits at the bottom to challenge early-game PCs, and things like major demons or other cosmic threats at the top to challenge mighty heroes who are near the end of the game. Cyberpunk games might have threats for underground freedom fighter heroes that range from low-level corporate branch security up to global extra-judicial megacorporate strike teams. Sci-fi games might run from small groups of space pirates up to Borg-like planet killers.

Make sure to challenge your players with an antagonist or antagonistic force appropriate for how they relate to the world. In other words, don’t ask fantasy heroes equipped to deal with small bandit raids to fight an ancient dragon seeking to destroy the world, don’t ask elite, infamous rebels to stick up an abusive convenience store manager, and don’t ask a diplomatic exploration ship’s crew to fight the flagship of the enemy war fleet.

This shouldn’t be a hard concept to grasp, so I’m sure you folks will get it, but I’ve seen a looot of campaigns where, usually, early-game characters were expected to care about global or multi-planetary threats, with no explanation or indication as to how they were supposed to actually participate in that conflict.

That’s all for today! Cheers! -Mod Thorn

Altertale

Alrite, here we go!

What is Altertale?

Altertale is an Undertale AU, a universe where Sans has switched roles with Toriel, Papyrus with Asgore, and Gaster with Asriel. There are no other swapped characters in this AU, meaning only Sans, Papyrus, Toriel, Asgore, Asriel, and Gaster have been altered in this AU. Everything else remains mostly unchanged.

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“AUideas Top 101 AUs”

In no particular order:

  1. “Hades & Persephone AU”: AU in which Character A is the dark God/dess of the Underworld who falls in love with innocent Spring God/dess Character B. Either Character A kidnaps Character B, or Character B is the willing runaway.
  2. “Dystopia Love AU”: A future time when love is illegal/considered a disease. You can only be with the person assigned to you - but two characters fall in love despite the rules.
  3. ”Old Cold Soul AU”: Character A grew up in an environment where they weren’t offered very much affection as a child and now that they’re older, they have a lot of trouble conveying any emotions outside apathy, sarcasm, and being mildly interested in something. But after befriending Character B, an extremely lovey and affectionate person, Character A begins to fall hard for them. Awkward romance shenanigans ensue as Character A gets flustered over hand holding and hugging because affection is relatively alien to them.
  4. Character A has been given one month to find and kill Character B. Character B, however, falls in love with Character A.
  5. “Listen, I love you and all, but can you please stop hiding all the good junk food on the top shelves where I can’t see them?” AU
  6. “Working in the experimental area of the hospital has its merits - but then again, I’m fairly certain that other departments don’t have random outbreaks of deadly diseases or go into lockdown periodically. Honestly, you don’t know how many book club meetings I’ve had to do over Skype because someone opened a tube of small pox again.” AU
  7. Character A works for an orphanage in the mountains that takes in “abandoned” vampires  – meaning they didn’t have a sire/group of experienced vampires to teach them – and teaches them how to function in society. It’s not easy to help a bunch of fresh vampires dampen their natural, predatory instincts.
  8. “This person’s umbrella on the subway is beeping.” AU (Spy AU)
  9. “I’m a mailman, okay? I deliver goods, like letters, packages, and such, but I never asked for this, okay?! I never asked to deliver what was apparently an assault rifle and then be yanked into an FBI van and questioned for two hours straight. I DEMAND TO CALL MY LAWYER.” AU
  10. “I’m a concerned neighbor, so I of course called the police when I heard muffled gunshots from next door. However, the police didn’t arrive next door - rather, someone arrived at MY door, and they certainly weren’t cops.” AU
  11. “We’re both psychology majors, and it’s great and all that we know everything about the topic, but it would be awesome if you could stop diagnosing me with being a dick - it’s unnecessary and definitely not a legitimate condition.” AU
  12. “You have a weird obsession with peanuts, and I’m hella allergic, but I guess we can make it work, as long and you stay way far on your side of the room and just never breath ever again or I will so punch you.” AU
  13. “It turns out that bath salts really were the trigger for the apocalypse, and of course my boyfriend/girlfriend was the primary dealer. Who knew the Supreme Court would still be in session enough to prosecute them?” AU
  14. “I’m a news reporter who got boarded up at the station with my annoying camera man who I suspect has the hots for me, and we’re stuck here for the foreseeable future; me reporting, and them continually asking if I want another protein bar” AU
  15. After fulfilling their dream to become an astronaut, Character A discovers that space is much louder than they originally intended. The stars and bright and beautiful, but more of all, they are dangerous. AU about star spirits and mischievous space creatures.
  16. “I’ve decided to begin a business of sorts - it’s basically a bar, but with MANY different types of hot chocolate, and without any alcohol (of course there isn’t any alcohol, who do you think I am). It’ll hopefully become a gathering place for those without another place to go on a snowy Tuesday night.” AU
  17. “A war has been occurring at work: tea, coffee, or hot chocolate. Everyone has been taking sides, making barricades, hanging tea bags, and overall making a bit of an unpleasant work experience.” AU
  18. AU where your character gets teleported into a book - that they have never read. In fact, they’ve never even heard of it before. As the story progresses, they start to realize that they are stuck in a tragedy in which they are almost certainly going to die.
  19. ”Loop Year AU”: It’s December 31st and Character A is stuck in a time loop. Every night, as people ring in the New Year, Character A races against the clock to find and kiss their soulmate at midnight. If they don’t do it in time, Character A is forced to live the day over again. 
  20. “My philosophy teacher and I have had quite the crush on one another for a while. It’s cliché, yes, I know, but I’m not sure how to handle our relationship now that I know they’ve been murdering all of my exes sequentially because he sees what they did to me as morally wrong and that they need to repent in hell” AU
  21. In a world where books are used to predict people’s futures, Character A reads that they’re never going to be in a relationship because they’re aromantic, which explains an awful lot about their confused teenage years, and decides to become a Book Interpreter, helping other people unveil their futures with the help of books.
  22. “So the sky is still raining fire and meteors, and my laptop is running low on battery, but I wanted to say that I like you, a lot. Even though we haven’t ever talked in real life, if this is the end of the world then I’m really happy that I got to meet you.” AU
  23. Star-Crossed Lovers AU: One character is an angel fallen to Earth, the other a demon rewarded with a life Earth. They find each other and fall in love, only to be taken back to their places in heaven and hell.
  24. “You found me crying in Barnes & Noble and thought that I was reading a sad book so you tried to comfort me but really I was just super happy that the dog didn’t die at the end.” AU
  25. “We’ve both studied martial arts in the past, and although I studied Shaolin Kempo, you clearly think that your Jiu Jitsu training is far above my own, so I can only think of one way to settle this.” AU
  26. ”Blood and Sparkles AU”: Magical universe au where Character A is broke and is trying to make ends meet by working as a secretary for a large company. At night, to feel alive and to make some extra cash, Character A participates in an underground fight club against other magic users/magical creatures.
  27. Magical universe AU where Character A is a witch who bakes tarts and miniature pies that do everything from soothing a child’s persistent cough, to helping boost a student’s memory before a big test.
  28. Character A runs a small, locally owned bookstore and somehow gets their hands on this old, cursed book. Interested, Character A takes it home and begins to read it, unknowing of the book’s power. Character B is a mage in search of the book, and stumbles upon Character A’s bookstore. Though, their first interaction is an odd one, Character B is trying to pry the book from Character A’s hands if it will kill them.
  29. Character A works at a rival coffee shop from Character B and they’re both engaged in a passive-aggressive fight with seeing who can create the best sidewalk sign art outside of their coffee shop.
  30. ”Little Light of Mine AU”: Character A works at a candle shop that specializes in aromatherapy, selling candles that are infused with natural oils to help people sleep/keep from stressing out/focus/relieve pain/kick addictions/have sweet dreams. Across the street, Character B works at a LGBTQ+ Center that uses Character A’s candles in their center so that it has a calming aura to it; they sometimes send people home with small tea candles – free, provided by Character A from leftover candle wax – so that they can light one when they’re feeling overwhelmed.
  31. “My favorite part of the season is taking afternoon strolls down this one scenic road - the same one from when I was a kid. The comforting sun leaks through the interwoven mosaic of warm colors, giving everything a hue of safety and homeliness. The narrow road weaves and turns to the extent that it’s difficult to believe that it’s a two way street, with the occasional car passing slowly to take in the breathtaking sights. Tea in one hand and camera at my waist, I love to simply breathe in my surroundings and the crisp autumn air.”
    1. #1: “Although this has always been a special time for my meditation, I’ve found someone that I truly think is worthy of basking in this golden light with me and sharing this wonderful experience.” AU
    2. #2: “Leaning down to snap of photo of a particularly adorable cluster of mushrooms, I saw a shadow dart between the trees.” AU
    3. #3: “It felt wonderful, just strolling on this narrow pathway, feeling the warmth of the sun and the scratch of my scarf. I closed my eyes for a single moment and smiled, only to wake up in a hospital only seconds later. Terrified and confused, a nurse told me that someone had found me on the side of the road, almost fatally wounded… just left there, in a pool of warmth and crimson.” AU
  32. “Halloween is without a doubt my favorite holiday of the year; it gives even the most shy of us the opportunity to become someone we aren’t. I can be whoever I want to be, so I became (insert video game / movie / television / book character here), of course. However…this year something has gone wrong. Everyone has become who their costumes are. Most people would think ‘but that’s awesome!’, and that’s where they would be wrong. The ‘cool kids’ always group together and choose a specific idea to surround and, well, have you ever heard of that one movie ‘The Purge?’” AU
  33. Character A is a dragon hunter that’s tracking the few remaining dragons on Earth. Character B is a dragon rider that is trying to help the dragons hide from the hunter and find somewhere safe to live.
  34. “What do you mean my kingdom is in danger? I left it like 2 hours ago. Why do I even have advisers?!” AU
  35. Character A, a witch, left their book of spells on the bus and Character B, a non-magic user, finds it. Character B has to read through the book in order to find hints as to who it belongs to.
    1. Bonus: By the time Character B tracks down Character A to return the book, they’re so fascinated with magic that they ask Character A to be their mentor.
  36. After applying for a new reality TV show, Character A finds themselves involved in a scavenger hunt that takes place across the USA. With a GoPro camera, their dog, and their best friend/sibling/significant other/ext. in the passenger seat, Character A has to take one hell of a road trip for a chance to win 1,000,000 dollars.
  37. Character A doesn’t know how to tell all the people commenting on their “cool design” on their key chain is actually a sigil to help them always remember where they put their keys. Especially that really religious looking person wearing the crucifix and holding a bible who keeps asking where they got it.
  38. ”Trust Me Honey, I’m Lying AU”: Character A is a professional con artist, specializing in tricking rich people to take Character A out for fancy dinners, then Character A leaves the other person with a hefty bill. Character B is Character A’s mousy roommate who would rather spend the day playing MMORPGs games on their laptop than interacting with actual humans. When one of Character A’s plans goes horribly awry, Character B is dragged into Character A’s scheme to make Character C (the heir of a major business and Character A’s latest victim) go on several dates with Character B so that Character A can scam Character C for money…the only problem is that Characters B and C are starting to develop real feelings for each other.
  39. ”Grave dating advise AU”: When Character A moves out of their family’s house and into a small apartment, they realize that the apartment is haunted by Character B, a spirit who, after learning that Character A isn’t going to drive them out – it’s pretty cool to have a ghost for a roommate – finds infinite enjoyment in mapping out Character A’s romance life with Characters C, D, and E. Character C is a psychic who feels the “ghostly energy” clinging to Character A almost immediately. When Character D comes over for Netflix and chill, they promptly begin to freak out because “holy shoot who is that on the recliner watching us???” And Character E thinks it’s pretty neat (only a little bit freaky) that Character A is living with a ghost! Cue long nights of Character A and Character B talking about romance and all of the shenanigans that go along with it.
  40. “I’ve been RP-ing with someone for months and months now without fail, and we’ve created a world that is completely beyond belief. It’s almost…too good to be true? (First Ending: the two RP-ers continue to write back and forth for years and years, developing the most complicated and involved story since The Lord of the Rings. The two decide to meet in person in order to edit and revise, and perhaps discuss publishing. It turns out the two have seen each other many times before but never actually addressed each other.) [Second Ending: one of the two RP-ers turns out to be a witch and throws both themselves and their RP friend into the world they’ve created]” AU
  41. “I’ve accidentally broken both of my wrists after falling down the dorm building stairs, so now I need to have a “partner” from the Aid Club whose purpose is to specifically help kids who accidentally break limbs, have difficulty in class, etc. The only issue is that I can’t…exactly…type. I’m a short story major. What in the name of sanity can I do?? It’s not like I can ask this really nice person to type up my homework of 12 pages a night!!……can I?” AU
  42. “Who says that marching band isn’t a sport? We don’t care about the technicalities - we will call our conductor ‘coach’ for as long as we need to in order to be allowed to have a huge cooler of Gatorade on site.” AU
  43. “Someone set fire to the adjoining room by accident and we’re locked into the practice room without a way to escape - no, dude, we are not like the quartet on the Titanic, now help me open this stupid window…blockhead…” AU
  44. Character A is a tattoo artist with the ability to create tattoos that give the wearer mental comfort – lessened dysphoria, better self-esteem, “full” feeling for OCD urges, peace from anxiety, ext.
  45. “Okay, so every time we go out drinking, there is a designated driver. I know that you’re immediately thinking that that’s ‘so responsible,’ but that’s totally not the case - the general rule is that the youngest had to drive. My group of friends hasn’t added anyone in four years. Do you know how long I’ve been sober. Too long.” AU
  46. When Character A accidentally causes a lemon tree to spring up from their dead fish’s grave, it’s revealed that they’re magical…but sort of in an unconventional way. Character A can do magic, but it requires a freshly dead corpse (mammalian is strongest) in order to create a new life (usually plants).
  47. Character A, Character B, and Character C are a team of demonhunters, trying to survive in the post-apocalyptic world. Together, they kill any demons they can and try to preserve humanity.
  48. “Spontaneous AU”: As their New Year’s resolution, Character A is trying to kick their addiction – to substances, adrenaline, shopping, crime, ect. – and every time they feel the need to indulge again, Character A goes out and buys a house plant. Soon Character A’s apartment is filled with plants and they’ve become close friends with Character B, the gardener who has been selling Character A plants and giving them tips on how to take care of the different types.
  49. Character A is the child of a fisher(wo)man who was lost at sea when Character A was young. Being raised in a lighthouse by their highly superstitious grandparent(s), Character A finds themselves alone one night as a pale lilac fog begins to roll in from the ocean, and something wet, nasty, and abdominal starts to push at the lighthouse’s walls. Character A has gone through this before, but there’s a wailing coming from the water, and it’s telling Character A to come outside. 
  50. “Oh…oh. Yep. You just summoned an Elder God on the football field and to be honest I’m not sure that I can even be mad at you right now because this means that I don’t have to take my AP Calculus final tomorrow.” AU 
  51. ”Lifespan AU”: Magical universe au where Character A is a magic user, but they’ve inherited a family curse that drops time off of Character A’s lifespan whenever they use magic. One day, while walking to their job, Character A watches as Character B accidentally steps out in front of a city bus and Character A, acting on reflex, uses a large amount of magic to save them.Character B is also a magic user and coincidentally, the only one who can break Character A’s family curse, but time is quickly running out for Character A. 
  52. “I’m Blind to the Pain AU”: Character A is blind and has been left behind by their parents and siblings during the zombie apocalypse. Upon waking up, they realize that they’re alone and locked in their room. After turning on the news and hearing reports of the apocalyptic spread of zombies, Character A realizes what’s going on. Hurt, but angry more than anything, they contact friends that live nearby and tell them what’s happening. Once they’re broken out, Character A vows to survive and prove their family wrong. Character A wants to show everyone that just because they’re blind, doesn’t mean they’re helpless or should be left to die.
  53. ”Monster Circus AU”: Character A works for a circus that has been dubbed “The Monster Circus” because how all of the employees dress up in hyper realistic monster costumes…except they’re not costumes. Character B is one of the only humans who works at the circus, and they’re constantly having to work with Character A, a monster, to help keep the circus under control. 
  54. ”Fairy Houses AU”: Character A is a solitary artist who likes to use items from nature – shells, bark, sticks, moss, ext – in order to make their sculptures: outdoor fairy houses. Afraid that people will wreck the small houses, Character A posts pictures online of each house, creating an air of mystery around them. Character B is a jogger who uses running to manage their anger. While exploring a new forest trail, Character B accidentally stumbles across Character A’s secret studio in the woods. Slowly, so as to not ‘spook’ them, Character B starts to bring Character A any pretty leaves/pebbles/flowers/ext. that Character B finds on their run.
  55. “My face was injured some time ago, halting my otherwise lucrative and successful theatre career at a young age. It saddened me to leave the stage so quickly, so I have been partaking in the noble part of techie ever since the accident. However, one of the leads got bronchitis and as they were looking for the perfect replacement at the last minute…unfortunately…someone Googled me.” AU
  56. “We were notorious around the cast for being the Romeo and Juliet of the show; not literally, of course, but we represented the two sides of theatre: those in the lights (the actors) and those in the shadows (techies). We would make out relentlessly in between scenes until my techie kissing buddy would practically push me onstage to do my next scene. When the time arose for someone to take the part of my counterpart due to a problem, there was an almost completely unanimous vote that my Romeo in the Shadows would make the perfect replacement since they already knew the entire show by heart. Plus, well, we had already proven that we could kiss.” AU
  57. ”ERROR 404: LIFE NOT FOUND AU”: Character A is an AI inside of a human shaped robot. Upon wakening, it finds that the factory/bomb shelter/workshop/ext where it was built is in complete ruin. Picking its way around its disassembled and ‘dead’ brethren, Character A finds a note stating that its creators, Characters B and C, had abandoned their life's’ work because all hope in rebuilding Earth was lost. Outside, the modern world has died. The air shimmers from the sun’s intense heat, even after it’s dipped below the horizon, and Character A is left to roam the scorched landscape in hope of finding something, anything, that is still alive. 
  58. Character A is an universe hopper – like a time traveler, but with jumping between universes – and due to a drastic miscalculation, Character A and B (the trusty sidekick) find themselves at the execution of Character C, a royal who has been charged for murder. Thinking fast, Character B declares that they’re a detective who’s been sent to look into Character C’s case. It’s up to Character B and Character A (now taking the reluctant role of sidekick) to help clear Character C’s name and to avoid being executed too. 
  59. ”Beauty in Death AU”: Character A doesn’t think that they’re an attractive person – and maybe they’re not – but to Character B, the literal grim reaper, Character A is one of the most beautiful people that they’ve ever seen. Cue Character B purposely going out of their way to extend Character A’s lifespan and to make Character A’s life a little better for them.
  60. ”Kittens AU”: Characters A, B, and C share an apartment together. One afternoon, Character A finds a cat and its litter of kittens abandoned behind the dumpster. Cue Character A and B being total saps and trying to take care of these cats in their small, shared bathroom, while Character C tries to remind them that animals are totally against the apartment rules.
  61. ”Library!AU”: Character A is a librarian at the library that Character B regularly visits. Character A often leaves silly books (on things like pick-up lines or studies on sex positions) on Character B’s favorite chair while they’re browsing for more books. It’s just Character A’s way of flirting. They never say much about them, but Character B always checks out with Character A. After a couple of weeks, Character A remarks that Character B has an unusual taste in literature, jumping from horror to romance to mystery with no notice. Character B just smiles. The next time Character B comes in, they ask Character A to try to figure out their book pattern, only winking then walking out. Character A studies the list of books that Character B has checked out, and eventually realizes that the first letter of each title spells ‘WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME’. The next day Character B comes to the checkout, looking hopeful, but Character A simply scans their book without saying anything, ripping off their receipt and scribbling on the back. Character B walks out to their car, only to find that the back of the receipt has a restaurant, time, & phone number, with the words ‘don’t be late!’.
  62. Character A takes on a villain and almost fails, only to be saved by an unknown entity (Character B) who also nurses them back to health but respects them enough to both not reveal their identities. During the time that A gets back on their feet, the two have small but fiery interactions. A finally leaves in their civilian form, only to come across a strikingly familiar homeless person (secretly B).
  63. Character A is a superhero who tends to disregard damages done to the city. Character B, however, sees these damages as anything but collateral, as they are the ones that have to handle the insurance. In a fit of rage, B sues A without realizing A’s true identity as their crush, and A too is not able to face their accuser. Everything becomes all too real once their eyes meet in the court room.
  64. Character A works in a café with a co-worker, Character B. A notices that B is constantly itching his collar one day. Curiosity overcomes them and they ask what’s wrong - B must avoid the question at all cost as they don’t want A to know that it’s a new detergent they purchased that seems to irritate their skin…specifically the collar of their hidden super suit.
  65. Character A is a psychologist that has many regular patients, but one has always stood out to him in particular: Character B, who is in reality a super hero.Character A is a tailor who has been having quite an uneventful day until a bag appears on their desk the moment they return with the tag “Please Keep This Secret and Safe - I’ll come back tomorrow to retrieve it with pay…sorry for being so cryptic” They, of course, open said bag and are encountered with the last thing they expect - a super suit.
  66. ”Black Friday, Black Coffee AU”: Character A has been working at a retail store during the night/early morning of Black Friday and is so tired, but they need to stay awake so that they can drive home. Character A stops at Character B’s small coffee shop – which opened early in case people came in at 4am – and Character A accidentally falls asleep in a very comfortable chair while waiting on their coffee. Character B lets them sleep and even gets a blanket out of the back room to cover Character A. 
  67. “The Barista and the Bibliophile AU”: Character A is an employee at a quaint little bookstore in their town. Character B is a barista at the café right next door. Every day, Character A goes to the café right before they start work and during their break. Character B always work at the same time as Character A, so whenever A comes in, it’s B who serves them. Because Character A comes in so regularly and orders the same thing every time, Character B and Character A start to bond. After a while, Character B will have Character A’s order ready before they even enter the café. Once getting their order, Character A will sit at the same table right by the window and pull out a book. Every day, it’s a new one. And each day, Character B will sit down with Character A and take a little break to hear A talk about their latest read.
  68. “As a botanist, you could say that I have a slight obsession with magnificent-looking plants; I know you wanted to go to the movie theater for our first date, but I can assure you that one of the most breathtaking sights you’ll ever see is my home in bloom.” AU
  69. After a freak accident involving a bicycle and a flock of geese, Character A wakes up in the hospital to find that their childhood, imaginary friend – who they stopped believing in ages ago – is their significant other. Everyone can see Character B, the ex-imaginary friend, and keeps telling Character A that the two of them have been dating for a long while now, but that doesn’t explain what happened to Character C, Character A’s real significant other before the accident.
  70. ”The Sound of Your Voice AU”: Character A has a hard time with reading – because of their dyslexia/visual impairment/ADHD/etc. – and asks if Character B would mind reading Character A’s assignments aloud to them since Character B has a really, really nice voice.
  71. “”its the sleeping hour” AU”: Character A lives a few time zones away from Character B and is notorious for staying up later than they are supposed to. In order to make sure Character A gets enough sleep, Character B always messages them “its the sleeping hour” at midnight every night in the hope that Character A will take better care of themself. Possible Ways to Continue: 1.) An accident causes a lack of messages from Character B, causing Character A to panic and become more insomnia-ridden than ever, 2.) Romance ensues, 3.) Character B always tells Character A to go to bed, only to stay up with them because they enjoy the other’s company so much.
  72. “These are my final words of warning to all other illegal hackers before whoever is outside my apartment door breaks their way in and drags me off.” AU 
  73. One-shot story telling how Character A’s marching band went to the 24-hour Wal-Mart after a competition and how Character B almost got left behind because they fell asleep on a display chair, and how Character C bought the drum line a jug of chocolate milk, and how Character D was that one kid who bought all the half-priced doughnuts and only shared them with the flutes…ext.
  74. ”Survivors AU”: Zombie apocalypse au where Characters A, B, C, and D have formed a small group together and are slowly trying to make their way to a safer home. Everything is going okay, until Character C begins to note that the group is being followed by one very stubborn zombie. 
  75. ”Strike Me Down AU”: Character A is caught in a rogue thunderstorm and is struck by lightning. In a final attempt to save themself, they call 911 and are found by the first paramedic to make it on the scene, Character B. The bolt leaves Character A with an incredibly intricate scar running down their shoulder, to their arm, back, and side of their neck. Characters A & B keep in touch after Character A pulls through, but both are astonished to find that Character B has scars slowly appearing precisely the same pattern as Character A but on the opposite side of their body.
  76. Characters A and B rented an apartment across the hall from Characters C and D. Through a series of miscellaneous and hilarious antics, most of which involve cooking food, the four of them begin to intermingle in the others’ lives, somehow making a family out of their mess.
  77. ”Roommate AU”: As a chance to break out of their social bubble, Character A decided to go with a potluck roommate for their freshman year of college. At first, Character A feels like they got the cream of the crop with Character B as a roommate, but everything starts to change after their third month rooming together. Character A could have handled Character B coming back from parties at weird hours of the night, but when Character B starts developing strange habits - anxiety around mirrors, eating a lot of raw sushi, sleepwalking, keeping their nails short, ext - Character A starts to wonder if there isn’t something more supernatural to their potluck roommate.
  78. ”Being Tailed AU”: Character A is going to a local tailor / seamstress to get their suit / dress tailored to their specific measurements since it seems that it isn’t fitting quite right. They meet the store’s expert, Character B, and begin getting their measurements done until they feel a pin prick the side of their neck. Soon after they collapse and Character B, someone who actually followed them there and posed as the tailor, takes them away.
  79. Character A is a ghost who haunts the dorms at Character B’s college. Not insanely happy that they’re rooted to a college dorm for the rest of their spirit’s existence, but Character A enjoys the shenanigans and always makes sure that everyone in Character B’s dorm is doing okay. 
  80. ”The Dragon Child AU”: Character A is something of an abnormality, even in a world of magic. Hatched from a stone egg – typical of magical lizards – Character A is half-human and half-dragon, with sharp teeth, membrane thin wings for arms, and fiery red eyes. After overhearing news that a dragon had been spotted flying over a town/village/city/metropolis/ext. Character A thinks that by meeting a real dragon, they may find something about themselves, maybe having a chance to meet others like them. With Character B, Character A’s childhood friend who has a ‘knack’ for telling the future, and Character C, a thief who’s running from the law, Character A sets off to find out who they really are, where they came from, and if they’re alone in the world. 
  81. Time travel has been invented, and to be able to do so, characters must get a time visa, a glowing tattoo that eventually expires. Each time they travel to a different time, the visa will take something from the characters.. (Personally, I used part of the soul.) When your visa expires, the warm yellow glow becomes a harsh red tint. They can be jailed for continuing to travel without renewing visas.
  82. “I voice act for a Video Game company, and one of their newest and most raved-about RP games will be released in about a month or so, and we only finished about half of my script before I came down with a severe case of bronchitis that disallowed me from continuing. There is one other option that would save the game and the company, but I really don’t know if I’m strong enough in every way to contact my identical twin to ask for help - especially after what happened.” AU
  83. Character A goes to the local technology store to get a new phone, only to walk out finding that they already have a number of texts from an unknown number, consisting of nonsensical series of numbers. Frightened, they reenter the store and ask the attendant who had helped them load the phone, Character B, for help. B is surprised, as the number was brand new and should not be available. The two attempt to find what the numbers mean.
  84. This is a classic coffeeshop story: Character A is a barista in a café, while Character B is the smitten customer who is thrilled that they were lucky enough to get Character A’s phone number written on their coffee cup. Later that evening, they waited for Character A to answer their phone in anticipation, only to be greeted by a… sex hotline? (Character A could either be wanting to mess with Character B or Character A legitimately works for the hotline to get some extra cash)
  85. “Home Is Where I’m With You AU”: When Character A’s spouse files for a divorce, they suddenly find themselves struggling to keep their family of three financially afloat as a single parent. It’s not long before Character A has to move to smaller, more affordable housing, which is where they meet their neighbor, Character B, who is also single parent. Soon, Character A’s kids start referring to Character B as their “other parent,” and their kid(s) as their “sibling(s).” As Character A and Character B’s kids grow closer, so do they. Between picking the three kids up from school, to taking the other’s child to ballet/soccer/sports practice, something like romance begins to form.
  86. ”Herbs and Sigils AU”: Character A is a witch who has recently moved from the countryside – where they were able to collect most of their ingredients from nature – to the bustling city. Character A has to adjust to finding somewhere that sells sage, thorns, and hemlock. (Hint: it’s a lot harder than you would think.) Character B is a small business owner that’s runs a struggling apothecary next to a coffee shop, which is run by the charismatic and flirty Character C. At this coffee shop, Character C runs their store like a typical coffee place with add-ins like espresso shots or caramel syrup, but after meeting Character B and becoming business partners – better servicing the magical community = $$$ – Character C has started to offer add-ins like confidence, charisma, or intelligence. While Character A adjusts to their new life in the city, Character B and Character C take it upon themselves to start teaching Character A about how to not seem like a wide-eyed tourist; Characters A and B try to teach Character C more about the magic using community. 
  87. “In our world, people who lie are few and far between. Because we are so technologically advanced, we have a way of tracking those who do: through brands. With each lie told, a single brand is scorched onto every pant leg a person owns, giving them the name of ‘Burnt Prides.’ The fewer brands, the more revered you are…almost as if you’re a virgin. If you’re covered in brands…the more feared you are, and the more wanted you are by the authorities” AU
  88. ”Across Oceans AU”: In high school, Character A set a goal for themselves to become fluent in another language after a relative of theirs comment about how “American children are too dumb to learn another language.” In Character A’s third year of foreign language classes, they’re paired up with an overseas pen pal, Character B. Now, after talking over Skype, email, and traditional letters for years, Character A has saved up enough money to spend a month in Character B’s country while they act as their tour guide to Character A. Shenanigans ensue. 
  89. “Not Quite Imaginary AU”: Characters A and B are twins who were involved in an accident that left Character A with limited use of their voice/hands/feet/eyes/ext and without their other sibling. To deal with the loss, Character A ‘fabricates’ another version of their sibling as an imaginary friend; however, as they grow older, Character A realizes that this imaginary sibling isn’t going away with age, and will often act on it’s own accord, almost like a ghost. Through the story, Character A is constantly caught wondering if Character B simply something that they made up as a kid to deal with grief, or if Character A is really being haunted by the ghost of their deceased sibling. 
  90. ”Fault in the Dark AU”: Character A tries to fix the television but accidentally short circuits the entire neighborhood - left in the dark, they and Character B must try and find a few flashlights and candles, all while stumbling around the house (future blanket fort / pillow fort optional).
  91. ”Eradicated AU”: Character A trained at an Academy for the Gifted from a young age, where they were eventually admitted to a program exclusive to Future Hired Assassins. After a few years in the business, they are confronted by the government who threaten them with a death sentence unless they kill one last person (Character B) that would in turn absolve them of any previous crimes they committed. Character B is the unfortunate civilian who is mistaken for a criminal mastermind planning to dismantle sectors of the military, leading to the demise of many. Character A has no idea that Character B is innocent.
  92. ”Living Shadows AU”: Character A lives in a world in which shadows are these beasts that threaten the lives of every human, they kill off by injecting venom into humans that either ends in a terrible death, or resulting into them turning into a shadow themselves. A has been selected to this program that has recently started know as “Shadow Hunter,” where certain humans are sent off based on traits they show to fight the shadows. A meets Character B, and they become a shadow hunting duo. The best of the best, they think they can never be toppled from their point at the top. What will happen when the shadows learn their tricks? (Bonus points if: A/B gets injected with venom, slowly starts turning into a shadow. The other must kill them off.)
  93. “There’s an old legend in the circus industry of how putting your heart and soul truly into the show would bring it incredible success…who knew that this group would take it so literally.” AU
  94. ”Dry Roses AU”: Character A doesn’t have what you would call a ‘normal job.’ Because they were kicked out of their house at the age of 16, they have had to find a way to live and survive in the streets of Savannah, GA. The city has been forgiving in some aspects, allowing them to sell their own goods in more than one busy location for pedestrians. One day, they are selling and folding palm leaf roses by the shoreline early in the morning, when Character B finds them, looking very tired, and asks them for a rose. A offers them a deal: either they can have their rose right now for the regular price, or they can come back in exactly 13 minutes with a coffee and five dollars for something very special. B, suspicious but willing to play along, returns, coffee and bill in hand, only to find a large bouquet of palm leaf roses exactly where B was seated with the note “please find me again.” Recommended sad ending: A and B date for a while until one day B is hit by a bus, leaving A alone in their life. A’s palm leaf roses always cover B’s grave completely, never wilting, never dying.
  95. Character A is a musician who has played with their eyes closed for years and years yet is able to hit every single note; upon being interviewed by Character B of this strange habit, A tell them that they’ll only tell them upon a few conditions (specified by author). Later, Character B learns that A has synesthesia, and this form allows them to be bombarded with colors among the unimaginable with each and every note they play, but only with their eyes closed: “I have to sacrifice accuracy in order to truly feel - I would make the same trade with the devil any damn day.”
  96. ”Just a Paper Cut AU”: As the school’s library intern, Character A has some fairly uneventful days, filled with the Dewey Decimal System and shushing rowdy students from shelves and shelves away, but what with the amount of books the library carries, it normally keeps them busy. Character B is studying for their Med Final when they accidentally procure a particularly nasty paper cut. For the average person, this would not be an issue, but for a person with a strangely low pain tolerance…it’s a completely different story. 
  97. “”I’ll Save You” AU”: Character A is with a group of their friends in the zombie apocalypse. They’re bitten, but in this situation, the bite doesn’t turn the one who is bitten into a zombie for a few days. They will experience weakness, pains, and sickness during these days, however. Character B is a friend of Character A’s in the group, and they’re immune. They’d hidden this fact, knowing that they would be horribly experimented on until death if it was found out. But upon seeing Character A in suffering, Character B sneaks away and offers to be experimented on by the government to find a cure. Character A and their friends hear of the cure a couple days later and rejoice, until they see a picture of “the brave soul who sacrificed themselves for the sake of the world.”
  98. “There is a legend that says that if you remove a doll’s eyes, they will watch you for the remainder of your life and decide upon your worthiness of having children or not. Depending on your actions, you may not have children, you may have children, or…you may wish you never had children.” AU
  99. Characters A, B, C, and D are avid video gamers who make up the after school club, League of Gamers. When school is threatened by budget cuts and their club (along with many other unfunded clubs) is disbanded for not having enough members, it’s up to group to call on the other geeky clubs – cosplay club, anime club, D&D club, LOTR club, ext – to band together and make the ultimate geek club.
  100. “When the elevator opened, you can bet your ass that the last thing I was expecting was you on your knees with a ring and a mariachi band. Who even are you and why would you propose like this???” AU
  101. And, of course (at the request of many): “your character wakes up in the desert wearing a cowboy hat yeehaw what the hell happened here.”
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Denver International Airport secrets:

Apocalyptic murals, a secret underground facility, masonic symbolism, and more - for several reasons, the Denver International Airport has been the target of speculation. 

For one thing, there was a perfectly good airport closer to the city of Denver, which DIA needlessly replaced on 34,000 acres inconveniently placed way outside the city of Denver. The initial cost of DIA was to be 1.7 billion, but it ran 3.1 billion over budget costing a total of 4.8 billion to construct (and its anyone’s guess what the extra money went into). 

Lead observers and enginers as well as workers reported that different contractors were hired to build sections of the airport (including a massive underground facility) then fired after completing only pieces, so that no one company could get a big picture of the entirety of this project. No one company even completed an entire tunnel before getting laid off. Stew Webb, a federal whistle blower worked on the project, drew a diagram of some of the tunnels and buildings (parts he knew of) 75-100 feet beneath the surface, with tunnels 12 feet tall and 16 feet wide, large enough for buses to drive through, and leading to five buildings. The five massive buildings were further connected by intersecting tunnels. 

The workers were lied to, told that the underground system would be for water and sewage, yet they could see that they were not the right type of facility for water and sewer, not constructed to hold water, and having no water stops, teflon coating, or rebar. Nearby, Webb observed massive amounts of dirt hills being piled up (110 million cubic yards of earth), even though this is located in the planes where everything is flat, so they were obviously constructing more buildings and tunnels for the underground facility. Jesse Ventura did an episode of his conspiracy theory show on DIA, and while they were filming, they saw concrete tunnels waiting to be placed underground, and more massive piles of dirt being displaced.

5300 miles of fiber optics were installed for communications (USA coast to coast is 3000 miles in comparison). And the fueling system can pump 1000 gallons of jet fuel per minute. This amount is totally absurd for a commercial airport. Granite was imported from all over the world even though the project was already grossly over budget.

The words “new world” also appear in the freemason capstone, though the company that its supposedly talking about doesn’t even exist. Theres also a freemason time capsule that no ones allowed to open for decades. 

The murals in the airport which anyone can photograph, depict an apocalypse scenario, and then the remaining survivors uniting under the new world order. One of the pieces of art mentions peace and harmony with nature, much like the Georgia Guidestones which call for depopulation of earth.

The city in the background of the scorched earth apocalypse painting has been retouched and painted over many times during the years, as if it represents something important for the creators. It seems surrounded by an ill colored haze, as if it was attacked by a bio-chemical weapon. 

One of the children in the murals holds a Mayan tablet. At the bottom of this peaceful painting, we see three open-caskets containing dead girls from different cultures. Why are they laying there with the other animals?

The girl on the right holds a Bible and a yellow “Juden” star used by the Nazi to identify jews. It seems to symbolize the death of Judeo-Christian beliefs. The group at the origin of the imagery of this airport are definitively NOT Christian or Jewish. Secret societies have their own belief system. Caskets however are an important part of masonic symbolism. Tombs are also a big part of the Skull and Bones’ rituals. 

One of the murals obviously represents countries of the world giving up their military might and their national identity for “the common good”. Another reference to a New World order, with one government and one army.

The creepy horse statue outside also reeks of apocalypse symbolism: “And I looked, and behold a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth”. -Revelation 6:7-8

anonymous asked:

Forever mad that Annabeth, who was supposed to be an important character, never got powers. What's the point of even being a demigod? She might as well not even be in the series or just be a regular human, it's so stupid :/.

Anon, are you kidding me?? Her lack of active powers is one of the best things about her!! THIS CHICK IS DOPE AF ALL ON HER OWN.  

Annabeth is one of the most powerful demigods in this entire series, while having no active powers. Sure, all her friends have something extra in their arsenal but none of them have her brain. It was Annabeth versus a centuries old mystery and she won using nothing but the knowledge and wisdom she had spent her whole life collecting. 

She didn’t need to summon lightning, fly, control the tides, shapeshift, use an innate sense of the underground, or charmspeak to defeat Athena’s greatest nemesis. She did something that no other child of Athena had been able to do. She did it alone. With no weapons. No special powers. While wounded. And beat a powerful monster, who lived to punish the children of her old tormentor, with nothing more than psychology. Do you not understand how incredible that is??? 

Annabeth Chase is one of the greatest examples of what a person can do with just their brain power. Of course she has needed help along the way as we all do, but she has won countless games of capture the flag, solved riddles that got people killed with the ease of reciting the alphabet, she found the Mark of Athena, and she literally held up the weight of the world!! All without a single power. 

This girl is the essence of Athena and everything she stands for. This is what it means to be a demigod. She embodies her mother’s legacy and carries it with pride, knowing that by virtue of being a daughter of Athena all the knowledge and wisdom the world has to offer is hers for the taking. She knows what it is she is good at, and isn’t afraid of her talents. She’s not afraid to be proud of herself. She’s not afraid to be in charge. All of this, and a lot more, is what makes her Athena’s favorite daughter. Being a demigod isn’t about what cool powers you get from your parents but rather how you carry on their legacy; how you use what you have inherited from your godly parent to further Olympus’s mark on the world. Jason Grace’s legacy will not be lightning and flying, but how he used his big heart and intelligence to bring more peace to the world of the Gods. Percy Jackson’s legacy will not be toilets exploding and waves crashing (though they will no doubt be fun stories passed around) but rather how his smile reminded people of a warm beach day and how he helped people as much as he could the same way the ocean can float a boat safely to harbor. Annabeth’s legacy won’t be how she didn’t have any powers, but how she accomplished so many great things without them.  

Power does not just come from special abilities. It can come from hard work and dedication and perseverance and the determination to be the best version of yourself. This is what draws Athena to the people she has kids with! She inherited no special powers from her mother and Percy and Jason on their best, most powerful days could not hold a candle to the things that Annabeth can do with her mind. She is hands down one of the most important female book characters of at least the last decade and an incredible example of what it means to seek and use wisdom. 

Annabeth Chase 5ever.  

mismagireve  asked:

Not an ask or anything but like in an au where jak's perpetually in dark form just imagine torn and dax arguing over jak being even allowed in the underground like what if he hurts the kid??? and after like fifteen minutes they're like wait where even is jak. and where's the kid??? and then they find jak and the kid hanging out and playing with the crocadog. daxter is so fucking smug.

YES! I love Jak chilling with Kid; I’ve always thought that the Kid is too young to really understand why dark Jak is supposed to be ‘scary’ and instead he’s just like 'oh hey a Friend’.

Honestly the Kid is the least likely person to ever get hurt by Jak (possibly with the exception of Daxter, though I feel like Jak would be extra careful around children in a way he’s not with Daxter because he knows Dax can take care of himself). Either way, Torn and the other underground operatives would be far more at risk than the Kid.

…This ask also reminded me of a plot point I recently started working on in one of my dark Jak fics; Torn boots them from the hideout because Jak injured one of the other fighters while trying to protect the Kid (Jak saw the fighters as a threat and lashed out at them when they tried to take the Kid away from him). And then in the brothers AU there’s a similar dynamic, where Damas is worried that dark Jak will hurt the Kid (which almost ends very badly for Jak).

I was just looking through one of my fave face up artists instagram and I noticed recently they posted a picture of someone cosplaying one of their dolls, it was the first time someone ever cosplayed as one of their dolls and I was so amazed at how cool it looked but I was extra amazed lol because I didn’t know people coaplayed dolls? This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone dress up as a doll inspired by someone’s bids lol, is there some underground bjd cosplay community Idk about? lol 😂💕             

~Anonymous

justasmalltowngeek  asked:

Love your stuff and this actually inspired by that Divorced! MC ask so, yay~ REQUEST: RFA+ V's reactions to discovering that, oh, MC has a young child (toddler-ish age I guess) that looks just like MC and nothing like they're other parent? How would they interact with this smol being?

eeeeeeeeeee thank uuuuuuu!!! and this was so fun to write omg

Jumin

  • he did not know this and seven definitely failed to mention this to him and Jumin makes a mental note to scold him
  • this is a child after all and honestly he has,,,, no clue what to do???
  • this man isn’t fantastic with children he can’t even hold the toddler properly and it is hilarious when he tries
  • jumin invited the chef once just to heat up a bottle of milk in the microwave. sir it is 2am. please.
  • he can’t change diapers either lol shout out to mc and the maid but once he learns he just. is traumatized but whATEVER he will!!! be!!! a good dad!!!
  • like he talks to this lil toddler like it’s a full grown adult and as if they could even respond
  • he’s a little taken aback because the resemblance is so uncanny??? did mc just have a kid with themself or 
  • the moment this drooling toddler grasps his finger with their whole hand he’s sold he loves this smol bean so much
  • HE LOVES READING THE TODDLER TO SLEEP SHUT UP I’LL FIGHT YOU ABOUT THIS FOR NINE AND A HALF YEARS 
  • mc swears his eyes sparkled looking at the baby
  • he swears to raise the child like his own and honestly he’s just very satisfied that mc is his and if that comes with a child in tow by all means, sure thing
  • i mean he knows like 0 things about how to raise a kid but he tries and makes jaehee suffer for it lol when will she get a break
  • once he does learn though he actively likes to reach out for the baby when he’s at home and he just wants the best for them and there will be so many designer baby clothes it’ll be nauesating

Zen

  • WHAT
  • he’s mentally screaming because he too knows like 0 things about children, okay maybe like how to hold a baby and how to microwave baby bottles but still 
  • he’s struggling with the concept
  • “you…. kid.,,,,, birth…….. child???” yes, this was gone over in sex ed if you were ever in class zen
  • he at least knows how to hold the tot
  • zen lowkey dies every single time he’s left alone with the tot because he’s just so confused about how to interact with a baby?
  • i mean for sure you’ve gotta give positive reinforcement and be nice to them and all that he’s not dumb
  • but…. how do you talk to a baby? what age do the even start?
  • so zen just makes a lot of dumb cooing noises and reenacts his musical numbers and the kid loves that shit
  • he’s really shocked that the kid looks just like mc and he needs a side by side comparison and can’t get over it like
  • he sends the photo of mc holding their child in the RFA chat and just can’t comprehend that they look the fucking same
  • who even was that dad??? nah nvm he doesn’t care he’s just glad mc is with them
  • he babyproofs the house with duct tape and whatever he could grab at his nearest convenience store
  • also adds a lock on their door just in case because he doesn’t want this smol innocent bean to walk in on zen and mc doin the nasty

Jaehee

  • hol d the fuCK up what
  • i mean it isn’t a problem for her but it’s not what she expected so immediately
  • she buys baby clothes right off the bat and goes out to babyproof her place because god no this is a child 
  • it’s like a cat no shedding and more pooping and jaehee’s pragmatic side is actually fucking yelling but she adores mc so it is okay
  • she almost attacks seven for not telling about this earlier and he knew 
  • she knew he knew for sure 100% confirmed
  • and she was ready to strangle him but she still adores mc so she’s trying for her
  • the toddler keeps bothering jaehee whenever she has to do work but that’s okay, so jaehee just plops the lil thang on her lap and gets to watch her do her thing
  • honestly the kid calls jaehee mama once and jaehee literally falls over into a pit of hell she will now defend this baby for the rest of her LIFE
  • mother hen jaehee now actually has a lil chick to help raise
  • it’s a little hard at first but then the baby starts growing on jaehee and eventually she likes to be around the lil bub
  • sometimes the baby falls asleep on jaehee’s stomach and jaehee is just chillin, reading through files and not wanting to move
  • she’d rather die than disturb the sleeping baby
  • they are so pure, so small, so sweet,
  • but jaehee cannot change diapers and looks it up online
  • the concept was much cleaner and much easier oH God
  • jaehee genuinely considers signing up for newborn parenting classes

Yoosung

  • a baby helping raise a fellow baby
  • his tiny college dorm will not suffice for adequate baby-ing
  • his dorm barely suffices for himself what do you m e a n 
  • HE’S LIKE TWELVE HE CANT RAISE A TODDLER
  • he’s so awkward he’s only played with his younger cousins probably and like
  • he’s just. so conFUSED. what do babies need?? they eat and they poop it can’t… it can’t be too hard right
  • everyone teases yoosung for dating a milf n he doesn’t know what that means
  • smol innocent bean, no one tell him ever please
  • like everyone else he warms up to the little one eventually, probably the fastest to tbh 
  • the kid just looks so damn cute snoring and sniffling like that but once the crying begins oh no what the fu c k 
  • he cries when they cry lmao good fucking LUCK mc
  • he’s not used to waking up at 3am just because the little one is crying and wants someone to hold them but he’s very flattered that they calm down when yoosung plays with them for a bit
  • he luckily fares better than jumin did because at least yoosung knows where the baby aisles in supermarkets are
  • regardless this baby grows on him and yoosung likes pulling the whole “peekaboo” thing with the hands over his eyes
  • watching yoosung play with the baby is almost cuter than the baby
  • what a great future dad

Saeyoung

  • he knew oh boy o boy he knew
  • he’d honestly make the baby try on some of his wigs and take dumb photos to send to the rfa chat
  • memes the baby and its absolutely ridiculous
  • takes pictures of the baby when they’re crying n sends to the chat like “tfw u run out of phd pepper”
  • no seven attend to ur s/o’s TODDLER FUCK 
  • saeyoung really does try when he’s not cracking up about how funny it is the baby looks just like mc
  • he really finds it endearing and cute and wants to play with the lil bub all the time 
  • it’s even funny that they have the same haircut like lmao mc okay sure you’re not an alien that can make mini me’s
  • he takes great pride in teaching the bub how to walk!!!! even though mc knows that babies can learn to walk by themselves let him have this he’s so precious.
  • he really enjoys watching the baby fall like yes its potentially dangerous but cmon they look so fuNNY falling over on carpet flooring
  • sneaks the tot honey buddha chips even though mC SAID DON’T FUCKING DO THAT 
  • you gotta start them young yanno???
  • the toddler sleeps between seven and mc when they sleep jus cause the kid is so darn cute he cant resist
  • he’s basically a dad to that kid alright he is the alpha dad it doesnt matter who the biological father is he’s gonna call himself alpha dad and changes his name on the rfa messenger to that fight him 

V

  • the most qualified of the bunch besides from jaehee
  • he didn’t expect this but his reaction is a little watered down because internalizing his feelings 101 
  • he’s all like “oh. who’s this?” he knows who this is his brain jumped to the conclusions already o b oy o boy
  • and it’s undeniable that his hypothesis is correct because fucking look at that kid it looks like a smol bean copy of mc
  • he’s sweatin on the inside but on the outside his dumb art hipster boi turtleneck is just like i got u, dw u still look cool
  • is pretty good with knowing what a baby wants and makes baby formula for the lil one
  • not too great with changing diapers, but you know you can admire that he tried even though one of the legs is in the wrong hole but wha t e v er
  • enjoys letting the lil tot look at his photo albums and stuff and he takes endless photos of them because babies are just so cute
  • him and the toddler have naptimes on the couch together!!! mc has a photo of them as their wallpaper.
  • the most domestic family life e v e r v wakes up extra early to cook breakfast for the both of them 
  • v especially likes playing music throughout the house to stimulate the brain for the baby 
  • it’s probably like classical art or some underground indie chill music i stg
  • regardless he adjusts to this lifestyle easily and mc thinks v is just good at adjusting to new things but no
  • he just called every parent friend he knew when mc wasn’t around asking for advice and what to do and eventually picked up on things himself