Ok but imagine
I’m as much a SportaRobbie fan as the next person and love the whole “opposites attract” thing, but for just one moment stop and think about what they would be like as a couple. As a married couple. Living together. Imagine Sportacus getting up at sunrise and going through his whole extra morning routine and Robbie under the covers trying to go back to sleep and also being “jfc can’t you just place your toothbrush down like a normal person”. Going grocery shopping together and trying to come up with a menu so they can share meals. Dividing household chores. Compromising on where to live because Robbie is terrified of heights and Sportacus doesn’t like the idea of living underground with no windows. Figuring out when and how they can spend quality time together as a couple because their typical schedules are so different and most of the time when they’re both awake and active they’re doing something with the kids.
Relationships are work but this relationship would be HARD work. And I’m not saying I think the ship is impossible because of this. In fact, it’s adorable thinking of them facing these challenges together and becoming closer! But it would be frustrating for the both of them.