this is one of my fav pictures of her so far

Voltron Season 3

Okay, so, I can’t be the only one that doesn’t want Keith to lead Voltron in the beginning of season 3–at least, not easily at all. How much effort has been put into Keith and Shiro bonding with their lions aside, it just seems like a really, really bad idea for the team dynamic. 

Which I guess might be the whole point. If Keith does try to lead Voltron, I want it to go really, really badly. I want Red pissed at him and I want Black frustrated with the whole thing. I want them unable to form Voltron. I want Keith saying he’s gonna lead and Lance flipping his shit. But then Keith says “well, Shiro said he wanted me to do it!” And while this kind of shuts everyone up on the subject, tension is high (especially when every time Lance tries to say something, Keith shuts him down). 

I want Keith to be solely focused on rescuing Shiro, to the point where it’s a hinderance. Because, c’mon, ya’ll know he would be. While Keith isn’t selfish in his intentions (as he accused Pidge of being in the beginning of season 1), he can be in his actions. He’s always the first one to go off on his own, act rashly, and end up in battles he shouldn’t be facing alone. 

Keith is a loner and hasn’t yet learned to connect with his teammates enough to be a good leader. The only character he has a semi strong bond with is Shiro. And as he lacks the supportive leadership skills that Shiro has, it stands to reason that he’s not going to be very good at understanding his teammates. While in a battle he may know what needs to be done, he doesn’t know how to deal with people. His social obliviousness has been made clear multiple times. 

That aside, if we’re going to be changing the lions around, who’s taking over the spare lion? Is it Allura? Coran? And which lion is getting the switch? Why isn’t Allura getting the black lion and being the one in charge (this is how it should be, by all rights)? Maybe she will, we don’t know. 

BUT if she doesn’t–if Keith ends up in charge–it shouldn’t stick. There’s no way in hell Lance would rally behind Keith. Not with how poorly Keith will handle the team dynamics. It will fester, as will the fact that Shiro decided to put Keith in charge in his absence instead of someone else. And through Lance it will make Hunk and Pidge uncertain. 

I see them looking for Shiro and getting a distress call, but Keith wanting to ignore it in favor of looking for Shiro. Allura will have issues with this, but so will Hunk. After his reaction to the Balmera, you think he’d be okay with not trying to save enslaved peoples on their way through? Bad feelings begin to fester.  

They’ll find leads on Pidge’s family, but Keith will, again, want to focus solely on Shiro, feeding Pidge some bull about them being able to more efficiently look for her family after they find Shiro (look at how he reacted in season 1–you know that’s what he’d say). Again, bad feelings will fester. 

Until, finally, Lance loses it with Keith “bossing” everyone around, even if that wasn’t Keith’s intention (likely, Keith thinks he’s doing the right thing). They’ll get into a huge fight, Hunk and Pidge both agreeing with Lance’s points about Keith’s behavior. 

Keith will be frustrated. He feels out of place in the black lion and like he’s trying to fill shoes that are far, far too big for him (because they are). But he also feels like the others aren’t seeing the big picture. They have to find Shiro because they can’t save the universe without him. That should be their priority number one, in his mind. So you know what he does? In typical Keith fashion, he decides to deal with the situation on his own. He goes back to Red (if he’d ever left her in the first place) and leaves

He’s gonna find Shiro, even if he has to do it on his own. 

Thus, Team Voltron falls even more to shambles. 

Upon learning that Keith has left, Lance tries to remain bitter, but the guilt gnaws at him. While Lance does have the people skills that Keith lacks and could step up to the plate, his lack of self-esteem (because Lance’s confidence is about as thick as tissue paper) doesn’t allow him to do it. After all, he’s the jokester, the idiot, the one no one takes seriously. And he soon comes to believe that Keith leaving is his fault. 

So you know what he does? He goes after Keith. 

Which leaves Hunk and Pidge as the only lions left at the castle. This allows for two things–it allows Hunk and Pidge to stretch their legs in leadership positions as well as give the two the chance to form relationships with Allura and Coran. After all, Hunk wanted to be the head. Well, here’s his chance whether he wants it or not. Hunk being Hunk, however, wants to keep what little of the team is left together. Pidge was thinking of leaving too, to go look for her family, but Hunk stops her. He promises her they’ll look, explaining that going solo is only going to get them all into deeper trouble. Therefore, it becomes Hunk’s personal mission, and the heavy, heavy weight on his shoulders, to get the team back together. They go off in the direction they think Lance and Keith may have gone, answering any and all distress calls along the way. They get clues as to the locations of their friends, about the Galra, and make friendly with all kinds of peoples, even some that Allura probably doesn’t approve of. 

Because Allura’s arc will be her dealing with her own prejudice as well as the loss of her team and what she views as a failure on her part. However, Hunk is the perfect person to help rebuild her and get her back on the right track. 

Ultimately, it’s Hunk and Pidge, with Allura and Coran, that end up finding and saving Shiro. This is their big victory, so to speak, and goes very, very far in developing Hunk’s character, which is sorely needed. Big Man needs a situation to expand his strengths and become the rock of the team he’s supposed to be. It will, therefore, be Hunk who brings their leader back, as is fitting.  

You know who doesn’t get to save Shiro? Keith. Keith, who in his reckless determination has abandoned his family and realizes his mistake too late. Because, low and behold, he can’t do things on his own. I want Keith to learn some lessons because, frankly, he’s too much of a loose cannon not to. I want his lion stolen and him forced to trust and depend on others to help him from planet to planet hunting for for his lion and Shiro. I want him to learn nothing about where Shiro is and instead get lead upon lead about others in distress. I want him to see those families suffering at the hands of the Galra that he spoke of in season 1 and be unable to do anything. You want to know why? Because if there’s anything Keith has clearly never been, it’s helpless (at least, not since he was a child, which could make the whole thing even more interesting if he’s the way he is so as to avoid the helplessness he was dealt as a child *shrugs*). He needs to learn to depend on others and listen. In the end, he gets his lion back, but he’s faced with a crossroad. Does he follow a vague, undefined rumor he heard about Shiro, or does he follow all the clues he’s been getting about Pidge’s family? 

Keith gets to rescue and bring back Pidge’s father now (not the brother, because that’s too easy, obviously) because that’s what he learns is the right thing to do. Together–because Pidge’s father is a genius–they find the castle of lions and regroup, only to find Shiro already there. 

But Lance is still missing and learning that Lance left to go after him after he foolishly abandoned them eats horribly at Keith, as it very well should (Keith is one of my fav characters, guys, really XD).  

Lance, meanwhile, gets a treatment very opposite to Keith’s. He’s having doubts when it becomes clear he can’t track Keith. He’s reflecting on whether he even deserves to be a paladin and what he manages to bring to the team. he feels worthless and lost, and even his typical front of flirting and over-confidence begins to break down. But I want him to meet someone, someone older, that acts as a mentor to him. Because, frankly, Shiro makes a good mentor to Keith and Pidge, but hardly paid any attention to Lance and Hunk. And while Hunk doesn’t seem like the type to need that kind of support overly much, Lance is. But this person needs to be someone significant–maybe a member of an underground resistance outside the Blade of Marmora, maybe a previous paladin (I like this one a lot), I don’t care. But, one way or another, they–with Lance at the helm–save a fuckload of people and, you know what, because Lance deserves his moment too, they discover/save something/someone(s) huge. Or, better yet, diplomatically negotiate with a civilization that is powerful, but been in hiding as a result of the Galra empire spreading. Maybe they’re special because they know something about the lions. Maybe they built the fucking lions and it’s only through Lance’s growing confidence in his ability to be diplomatic–using the people skills he has but more or less abused in the past–that they convince this society and their awesome army/technology/badass ships/robots to join the Voltron cause. 

Lance’s character, above them all, needs this victory. He needs this proof of his value and as a way to solidify himself as the Blue lion. Lance needs his fucking moment, both for himself and the viewers, who have been as unable as Lance himself to truly see his value.  

When will this moment come? When he and this society (I really like this idea, okay?) hear through some high tech communication stuff that the castle of lions is in danger and that the Galra have brought down their whole fist in an effort to beat them/steal the lions. I imagine this society being either similar to the Alteans or related, so they’ll have the ability to make worm holes. 

Anyway, back on the castle of lions, shit is hitting the fan. They don’t currently have the support of the Blade of Marmora because, well, this isn’t the show finale and we need to leave some “gathering of allies” for later (you know, Avatar style). Which means they’re stuck minus one lion. But damn if they don’t come up with an awesome plan and make some epic dents in the Galra fleet (probably Lotor is around being a creeper too, because I get the feeling he’d probably have been around the whole time. Probably harassing team Hunk and being a passive-aggressive little bitch). Still, despite said awesome plan, they’re screwed. 

Until, boom, Lance shows up with the fleet of whatever it was he made an alliance with and the advantage is gained. The Galra are sent scattering (for once), Voltron is formed, and, uh, maybe Voltron fights Lotor, because this gives Lotor an excuse to see Voltron’s true power (and realize what his ridiculous father was always going on about). Upon being royally assaulted by Voltron, Lotor runs away. Which basically means he can’t go back to the Galra and, thus, we get a spoiled-brat prince with allegiance to no one continuing to cause problems in the next season (hint, hint, he’d eventually become good).    

Probably end the season with the team kind of getting a sort of victory (the Galra run away, so it’s not like they won the war or anything). There’s a bit at the end–maybe a cheesy reunion that doesn’t hold a lot of weight, because, boom, you have to wait till next season. Where we’ll get heavy on the Pidge and heavy on the Shiro again (since he’d been basically gone this whole season) and heavy on the Lance and Keith learning to be friends instead of rivals. 

THAT’S WHAT I WANT, OKAY?! 

Read my headcanons for season 4 here!

Maybe I’ll just end up writing this as a fic myself >.<

Originally posted by vyctornikiforov

the brosten bromance
  • the eagles are super stoked that neil josten signed on with them 
  • but NOBODY is as stoked as Matt Boyd is, because this is his precious flower child and they are finally on the same team after a year of Neil post Fox. 
  • so the entire team is there at the court doing basic drills when this 5′3 human comes barrelling out the door and just charged straight at Matt 
  • and everyone is horrified because 1-neil is super small but super fast but nobody was prepared for exactly how fast he was, and everyone is already cringing cardio day because coach will be riding their asses to keep up with the midget. 
  • 2-at first they imagine that there has been a terrible argument because their real experience of Neil is savage clapbacks on twitter or some impressive fights on court and Neil is probably going to tear out Matt’s throat 
  • instead they matt whooping, basically picking neil up and giving him the bear hug to end all bear hugs. 
  • coach is yelling in the background but neil is explaining in great detail his experience with the nasty kale chips kevin sent him for the plane ride. 
  • matt is sympathetic. 
  • kevin had also sent him the same chips but he had wisely tossed them without sampling any. 
  • eventually because neil is living out of a sketchy motel room Matt basically forces him to pack up his belongings-belongings which have expanded past a single duffle bag, much to Neil’s dismay- and forces him to move in. 
  • like to be honest though matt has such a sketchy apartment. there is no fire alarm and if you turn on the light in the kitchen it turns off the light in the living room and it’s so fucking tiny they have bunk beds. 
  • they basically exist off of take out. why cook when you can dial a phone? 
  • they’re living above some chinese restaurant so they can usually hear the music playing from the kitchen which is why Matt posts a video on his instagram of Neil Josten dancing at 2 am, and the fans go mental. 
  • because his instagram has become the Neil Josten story. 
  • like to be honest his instagram prior to neil moving in consists of horribly blurry photos of weights and random converse pictures-matt has an obsession with converse shoes, Kevin is still mad about it.
  • his personal fav picture is one of Neil sitting in a grocery cart holding up a brand of kale flavoured protein bar with kevin’s face plastered across the box, unimpressed look on Neil’s face. 
  • neil’s twitter is just random out of context matt boyd quotes that are hella random and hard to explain? like nah the coconut flavour is bae, wtf is with limes? and nobody knows if it is ice cream or something weird?
  • eventually one of their teammates documents Matt using Neil as a weight, him across his shoulders and Matt doing squats. they’re count is up to 156 before Neil starts to get bored and starts making eagle noises. 
  • dan and the girls venture to the shared apartment, eyeing the stack of take out dinner boxes and unwashed dishes
  • “you used to have class, Boyd.” Allison informs him as she primly nudges one towering stack of styrofoam boxes from their Indian phase. It’s rivaling the stack of jenga they got going on in the center of the room, both boys sitting on the floor crosslegged, eyeing the rather crooked tower as it’s supported by like 3 tiles for a base now. 
  • “you have heard of wall art, right babe?” dan called from the kitchen where she’s inspecting the alcohol stash but only finding cheap beer.
  • “yo we don’t go into your home and disrespect your class and walls.” matt informed them as neil toppled the tower. 
  • “yeah, that’s because we have class”-allison’s home is a massive penthouse suit where the walls are white and the floors are marble and it’s basically an interior decorator’s orgasm. 
  • dan is simpler than that, but still quite lovely. renee is between places, having returned from backpacking across french countryside. 
  • neil comes home with a few boxes of fairy lights to compromise and sends a few snapchats to andrew of matt wrapped up in the tangled cords of lights. 
  • eventually the press is getting worried (read: excited as fuck) about what this means for neil and andrew, and if it really is neil and matt 
  • neil and matt are usually the ones doing press, because they’re both pretty known and the audience adores neil. 
  • especially when the reporter asks a silly question about what was it like working with an ex drug addict 
  • because holy hell our 5′3 child is savage when he asks the reporter what it is like working with your head so far up your own ass, like he’s a medical wonder. semi-functioning and everything. 
  • allison always retweets captions of him in interviews. 
  • but yeah 
  • so the reporters are anxious “any news regarding playing against Minyard?”
  • They shrug because the line up in still being laid out 
  • and Andrew has been swapped three teams again and again because of an attitude problem? 
  • so Matt just says ‘naw, but like we’re ready for his sorry ass’
  • neil mentions that it’s a lovely ass
  • Matt adds though that his is a far nicer one than Andrew’s. 
  • a few days later on twitter Andrew informs them to leave his ass out of it 
  • but someone takes a picture of andrew and neil on a date a few weekslater 
  • and the internet blows the fuck up BECAUSE IS NEIL CHEATING ON MATT???
  • Matt prints out copies of these reports and is like babe, why? the next time they have interviews 
  • the reports end up taped to the fridge
  • someone eventually asks dan’s opinion 
  • and she’s like yo, i may be matt’s girlfriend but apparently neil is his bro mate.
  • and maybe allison is being catty when she mentions on her way to her team practise (ironically she’s on the Vixens team, an all girls team that is fucking rising) and informs this one reporter that oh yeah, andrew and neil hated each other in school, they used to go at it all the time. she gives the camera man her most andrew like blank stare ever. 
  • it’s goals, man. 
  • and nicky adds of twitter that he has always tried to support them in whatever way possible, whether tying them to each other or locking them in a closet to work out their kinks. 
  • wymack simply says no comment when they begin pestering him. 
  • neil usually just mentions that questions about love triangles are really useless in exy sports panels recapping specific games, like guys, lets keep focus before i get bored and leave.
  • basically the whole OG squad are mindfucking the reporters but renee, but she always smiles serenely when fans ask and says that it’s nice to see Neil so happy with Matt.
  • andrew gives reporters blank looks whenever they try to get near him 
  • the media is so lit its roasting
  • the next time Andrew’s team the Falcon’s play against Matt and Neil it is absolutely ridiculous. 
  • the entire original fox lineup is in the audience and they are stoked (but kevin, because kevin is dreading everything because kevin is such a princess) 
  • Matt charges onto the court with Neil on his shoulders and Neil is waving exy rackets, basically the outcome of having chugged three power drinks. 
  • andrew is narrowing his eyes 
  • and is basically like done 
  • but the two aren’t done 
  • at one point matt just like drops to his knees in the middle of the game and neil leap frogs over him and Kevin is in the audience LOSING HIS SHIT 
  • Like he’s leaning over and screaming orders 
  • but it just never stops 
  • neil starts asking andrew questions about adopting cats in between score attempts 
  • and andrew is snarking back about gymnastics and that he knows very well how to hide a body
  • so basically matt and neil start performing aerials 
  • -leading to one of the most important changes in exy rulebook history where players are forbidden from doing aerials EVER on the court-
  • my boys are so extra I love it 
  • and the fans are going mental and the other eagles are just used to their boys acting up and causing mass destruction wherever they go 
  • the game ends with a tie 
  • with kevin going mental in the audience like this boy savagely texting the three everything LIKE I KNOW YOU ANDREW MINYARD YOU WERE CAPABLE OF SHUTTING DOWN YOUR NET I SAW THE 3RD SCORE NEIL PULLED and BOYD YOU PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN AND DISRESPECT THE SPORT OF EXY EVER I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN 
  • basically matt and neil are extreme bromance goals and they will not stop fight them. 

inspired by http://broship-addict.tumblr.com/post/143323205892/so-the-first-time-neil-and-matt-see-each-other-in

Star Wars Fic Recs!

and by that I mean mostly focusing on/around Obi-Wan because my bias is showing and I cant be bothered to curb that impulse

(also gonna add in @swpromptsandasks​ who is an absolutely fantastic (not to mention prolific) writer who’d probably have something for everyone)

The Codywan fics

- Hope by lilyconrad - T - 6.7k

The Clone Wars are the backdrop to a quiet and fragile love between a general and a clone commander.

- There Goes The Atmosphere by missmollyetc - E - 45.2k (ongoing) (also a personal fav)

The most dangerous space in the galaxy is the distance between a clone and his general.

- Intertwine by @norcumi - E - 10.4k (also Padmé/Rex)

Padmé survives Mustafar. She and Obi-Wan strike out on their own with the twins, accumulating a far bigger family of clones, Jedi, and assorted troublemakers. Even in the shadow of the Empire, they manage to forge something new.

- Whiplash by dogmatix - T - 13.9k (ongoing) 

The world doesn’t stop just because you’ve won the war, and that goes double when the war might not actually be over.

The Rexobi fics

- Sketch by @peskylilcritter - G - 1k

Obi-Wan undercover as a clone.

- Couple Politics by @punsbulletsandpointythings - G - 2.1k

Rex can handle many things. Most things.

He’s pretty sure he can’t handle this.

- Kind, Sober, and Fully Dressed by @dharmaavocado - T - 23.7k

“You’re punishing me, aren’t you?” Anakin said. “I angered you somehow and this whole thing with Obi-Wan is my punishment.”

“Not everything is about you,” said Rex, hauling the guy up. “And, come on, have you seen him in those cardigans?”

“He looks like someone’s sad grandpa,” Anakin said.

In which Obi-Wan returns from four years undercover, Rex called dibs, the entire squad is not helpful, and Anakin hates his life.

(First in the Title of Our Sex Tape series aka that one B99 AU that I never knew I needed until it was in my face)

- Endure the Burning by @norcumi - M - 4.9k 

Captain Rex and General Kenobi both knew any interest they might have for the other was an impossibility. Then they discover that they are not just an impossibility, but something akin to a fairy tale.

- Two Weeks by scarletjedi - T - 14.7k (ongoing)

After yet another confrontation with General Grievous, Generals Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, along with Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Captain Rex, and others from Skywaler’s 501st, find themselves crashed on a far-flung planet. With help two weeks away, our heroes must survive on this strange, abandoned land.

- Dancing in the Stars by @charity-angel - G - 9.1k

In which there is a really contrived excuse for Anakin to make an ass of himself, and Rex to be a good ori'vod (and maybe impress a certain other Jedi at the same time).

- In which Rex Doesn’t need his sight to get laid by @the-last-hair-bender (aka emocezi) - E - 2.5k

It had been an accident, or so Echo kept saying. They’d been bored, caught up in another endless round of ‘hurry up and wait’ and they’d been tossing around a flashbang in lieu of playing catch with something more dangerous. Like a grenade.

Of course someone had accidentally pulled the pin out and they’d all hurriedly stuffed their buckets on to protect their eyes. And then, because nothing is ever simple or easy. Captain Rex had walked in the room, sans helmet.

The 501st had, in Rex’s salty opinion, screamed like newborn Krayt Dragons and he’d had approximately three seconds to assess the situation before the world had turned impossibly white and he’d gone blind.

- The Best Cure by inkpenpaper - T - 5.6k 

It was the kind of milksop mission that would have normally been well below the paygrade of either the 501st and the 212th, so it was obvious Command meant it as sort-of leave.

Such a shame Obi-Wan touched something he shouldn’t have.

(Part of the this is not the fic you’re looking for series)

- War Against The Odds by @norcumi - M - 9.7k

Obi-Wan and Rex: from General and Captain in the GAR, to lovers, to survivors and Rebels.

Cody/Obi-Wan/Rex fics

- Waiting (Too Long) by @the-dragongirl - T - 6.4k

Rex waits by the bedside of one of his lovers, waiting (hoping) for him to wake up. Damn the Sith, anyway.

Or - Rex finds proof of the control chips and Palpatine’s treason before Order 66 can be fully carried out, and brings it to Anakin in time. Barely. Unfortunately, he does NOT get there in time to prevent the Order from being sent out to Utapau.

ObiAniDala fics

- Sigh No More by @edenwolfie - E - 131k (ongoing)

Anakin makes slightly better choices, Obi-Wan is a Mess™ and Padmé deserves none of this. AU from Mustafar onward with liberal manipulation of canon to culminate in some angsty, fluffy, domestic fix-it because we all deserve better.

I’m going to fix everything Lucas broke if it kills me.

who cares about your lonely heart by Elenothar - T - 28k

After the Battle for Coruscant, Obi-Wan has wings, a Sith Lord to handle, and a former Padawan who’s still not following a code of conduct for the Jedi. Facing the Sith Lord might be the easy part.

ObiKin fics

- Starbird by @imaginaryanon - T - 8.8k

As far as Anakin’s concerned, Obi-Wan is the picture of a perfect Jedi. or, Anakin thinks he knows everything about Obi-Wan but doesn’t. Anakin thinks a lot of things, actually, and he’s wrong about most of them. Anakin’s whole world view is turned upside down. Obi-Wan is having the time of his life.

- wicked thing by @imaginaryanon - M - 97k (ongoing)

There are rumours of yet another Sith Lord hiding among the Separatists. The Council sends Anakin to investigate. Anakin has a bad feeling about this. or, the story of how Anakin exists in a perpetual state of intense embarrassment, Kenobi is enjoying it a little too much, and everything is, generally speaking, a gigantic mess.

Bail/Obi-wan/Breha fics

- And Yet, I Love You Still by @punsbulletsandpointythings - T - 7k

At 25, Obi-Wan Kenobi met Breha Organa, and fell in love. At 34, Obi-Wan Kenobi met Bail Organa, and fell in love again.

- untinam by @spookykingdomstarlight - G - 2k

“I shouldn’t,” Obi-Wan said, body going rigid at her side. That wasn’t her intention, but she didn’t take the question back. She didn’t contradict him either. “The senator has only just returned. You two should—”

“He missed you, Obi-Wan,” she said, matching him for vehemence. In this, she would fight him. I’ve missed you, she thought, even though you’ve been here all along. “He would be disappointed if you didn’t put in an appearance.”

- As The Thunder Rolls by @the-dragongirl - G - 4k

Breha Organa must face the new reality of the Galactic Empire, both as the Queen of Alderaan, and as a woman. Fortunately, she does not have to face it alone.

Gen fics????

Ghosts of 66 series by dogmatix & @norcumi (because this is Star Wars and whats that without some Pain and Suffering)

Order 66 had thousands of loyal soldiers turning on their commanding officers and shooting them down. A collection of stories about some of these clones and their Jedi, and how death can often be a matter of perspective.

- Legacy by @deadcatwithaflamethrower - M - 18k

“Maul was my pride, my greatest accomplishment aside from the political games that have wrought me control over the Republic. Why should I take a second apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi? Why would you be worth my time?”

“Because I fucking hate you.”

- How Jedi Mourn series by @punsbulletsandpointythings (again, the suffering and pain)

They don’t. Until they can’t help it.

Rogue One fics (because i haven’t actually organised my shit so. i don’t got much for this yet???)

They Have Taken Photographs of Our Footprints in the Dust by @dharmaavocado - T - 4k

"Did you know I’m worth a quarter herd of bantha?”

At Jyn’s sharp inhale, Baze said, without opening his eyes, “My husband is an unrepentant liar. He is barely worth one sick bantha, much less a healthy quarter herd.”

In which Chirrut and Baze have spent more than half their lives together, and Chirrut likes to spin stories of how they were married.

climb, climb by @peradii - N/A - 1k

K-2SO: the droid with existential anxiety and a smart mouth.

Star Wars The Force Awakens fics

the beloved body, compass, polestar by @santiagoinbflat - T - 6k

Poe knows his place in the Resistance, in the galaxy at large–or, at least he thought he did.

But that was before Jakku. That was before Finn.

- tell me about the big bang by @jhholtzmann - M - 37k

There is a part of him that says: you are not human.

- falling, falling by @piyo-13 - T - 9k

Poe makes it out of the First Order’s clutches in one piece, which in and of itself is nothing short of a miracle. Or, well, he says ‘one piece’, but it’s hard to place physical value on mental capacities and anyways, he’s got other things to worry about than dealing with the aftermath of psychic Force-torture.

Such as that cute ex-Stormtrooper who saved Poe’s life, his droid, and most of his jacket.

Unfortunately (fortunately? He’s not really sure) for Poe, Finn knows what Kylo Ren is capable of, and he’s determined to help.

Growing Love - Part 3: Eternal Flame

Characters: Y/N Y/L/N, Jensen Ackles, Rowen Ackles, Brice Ackles, Jayden Ackles

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: Can’t think of any. Pretty much just fluff.     

Wordcount: 2000ish

A/N: This is a real people fic but it is an AU Mini Series. Jensen is a photographer, Jared owns a bar and Misha is a doctor. It is my first time writing a real people fic in AU so lets hope I don’t fall on my face completely here.

I didn’t write this chronologically as I usually do. I wrote everything that the narrator tells us first and build the story around that. The narrator’s story can be read without the actual story and the actual story can be read without the narration. The narrator only actually tell us the things in cursive, the rest is Jensen’s PoV ;) Again let’s hope I land on my feet with this one.

It is written for @avasmommy224’s Birthday Challenge and Jenn is a total sweetheart who let me make a series out if this. The prompt is in part 2 and the acquired smut is in part one, I reused the prompt partially in this part which is the final part.

Happy Birthday Jenn. Hope you enjoyed it.

Thanks to to my fav Erin aka @blacktithe7 for being the rockstar she is and betaing this for me.

NO HATE AGAINST DANNEEL. I LOVE HER - THIS IS FICTION. PRETEND SHE IS HAPPY WITH SOMEONE ELSE

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You see, love doesn’t always start with fireworks. Not the eternal kind. Not unconditional long lasting kind. Their kind of love never ends and do you know how I know? I witnessed it. I watched it grow stronger every day. I watched the way my dad looked at my mom and the way she would blush. She still does. After 3 kids and 18 years of marriage, they still kiss each other every day. Mom still falls asleep on the couch leaning against my dad on movie night. He still looks at her with as much love as he did in my very first memory of them, if not more.

Y/N did write her book. Actually she wrote several, and Jensen never stopped taking pictures. His works are displayed in various museums and magazines, but my favourite pictures he ever took are the ones of his family.

There is a staircase at Jensen and Y/N’s house. My childhood home. The wall is covered in pictures my dad took of Mom, Jaydan, Brice and me, but in the middle of all the photographs is my mom’s handwriting. It says “My Favourite Day”.

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Tree bros at the parade head canon

•okay so Evan volunteered for the hospitals float to help out with the kids on it cause he actually doesn’t feel nervous around kids

•He stands on the float helping two patients, both around the age of five, toss candy to puthe kids watching

•Connor was dragged to the parade by his family and really didn’t want to go but his mom promised him ice cream from A La Mode and he can’t refuse their ice cream

• He also has memorized when Evan works at a la mode and knows he’ll be working after the parade

• Working at the shop actually helps Evans anxiety and when he gets to nervous his boss lets him sit in the back room under a blanket with two water bottles

• Zoe totally knows about Connors crush on Evan cause once Zoe and Evan were partnered in their joint soph/junior history class last year and Connors face went red and he ran upstairs as soon as he saw Evan

• Zoe totally teases Connor all the time about it

• The only brother/sister moments they really have and they both actually enjoy it

• ANYWAYS

•Zoe is the first to see Evan as Connor is on his phone not paying attention

•She elbows Connor in the ribs and points to the kid holding hands with two little kids

•Connor looks up glaring, and Zoe just points

•Connor rolls his eyes but immediately turns red when he sees Evan

•EVAN AND CHILDREN!!!!

•Connor can’t help but think about adopting kids with Evan one day

•He instantly shakes the thought from his head telling himself Evan likes Zoe

•He thinks this cause he saw the letter Evan printed saying all his hope was pinned on Zoe

•What Connor doesn’t know is that Evans therapist is sort of a homophobe so Evan writes using Zoe’s name instead of Connors

•Evan thinks Connor hates him cause when Evan said that the letters weren’t to piss off Connor, they were for his therapist and Connor just said ‘whatever’ shoved the letter back into Connors hands and left

•Connor actually was acting that way cause he was jealous

•OKAY I WENT OFF TRACK

•BACK TO THE PARADE

•Okay so Zoe calls out to Evan, waving like a mad man

•Connor hides his face in his hands but peaks through his fingers so he can keep looking at Evan

•The parade halted for whatever reason

•Evan turns as he can hear Zoe calling his name and turns to look at her

•Evan and Zoe are actually okay friends, especially since Zoe accidentally told him she liked Alana and Alana is what Evan would consider a great friend

•Basically she actually talks to him

•Zoe then found out that Evan likes Connor, he made her swear not to tell

•Zoe points to Connor

•Evan looks at Connor and can feel his face flame up but he’s to far for the Murphy siblings to notice so he’s safe

•Zoe winks at Evan and Connor sees and he stands abruptly, suddenly very jealous

•Zoe laughs at this and instantly tells Connor to “Chill out bro, you know I’m almost as gay as you are”

•Connor grumbles but sits down laughing slightly

•After the parade the Murphy parents take their kids to A La Mode as promised

•Evan walks out of the back room tying the apron around his waist

•He looks up and sees only Zoe at first and he smiles brightly at her

•When she’s done ordering her ice cream, Connor steps up and orders a double scoop of rocky road to which Evan says

•"R-r-rocky road is m-y fav-av-ori-te" blushing and not looking Connor in the eye

•Connor nods and says 'yeah, I know’

•Evan blinks and Connor suddenly realizes what he said, grabs the ice cream and walks to the cashier, glaring at the floor and mentally hitting himself

•Zoe laughs hysterically in the background

•Evan’s face is still glowing as he rings up the Murphy’s order

•Zoe whispers to Evan, telling him to write his number down for Connor on the receipt

•Evan reluctantly does so

•Zoe takes it before her parents can, and once they’re back home she gives it to Connor

•At first he’s confused but then he sees a number at the bottom, with a little tree doodle and instantly knows it’s Evans’s number

•Connor waits five minutes before he types in Evans’s number and texts him

•Hey Evan, it’s Connor

•Connor Murphy

•Evan is still at work and doesn’t see it until he gets home

•He instantly replies retyping the message several times before actually sending it

•Hey Connor! How are you

•He instantly thinks it was a dumb question and sends a second text

•Sorry, you don’t even need to tell me

•Connor laughs and tells him he’s doing fine

•They text all night and into the early morning

•It’s also the summer before their senior year jsuk

•They continue to text and eventually Connor mans up and asks Evan if he wants to hang out with him

•For the rest of the summer they’re always together

•Cynthia and Heidi are both ecstatic and actually find one another on face book and they become best friends, and place bets on who asks out the other and when

•Heidi wins

•Connor asked out Evan in October, before homecoming, which was their second 'date’

•They share their first kiss home coming night because Connor knows Evan is a sucker for cliche shit like that

•They spend home coming night at Evan’s house, cuddling and watching movies

•'Come on Connor please! It’s one of my favorites’

•'Evan we are not watching some silly rom com

•But ten things I hate about you is brilliant! And it’s a spin on Taming of the Shrew! Who doesn’t love Shakespeare

•That’s right Evan is a Shakespeare nut

•'Evan, no one likes Shakespeare’

•Evan gives him the sad puppy dog eyes cause it’s Connors weakness

•Connor groans but hands Evan the remote, shoving his face in the couch pillow

•'Fuck you Evan Hansen. I’m suppose to be the edgy stoner kid’

•'Well, not today Murphy’

•Evan definitely feels more confident around Connor cause he’s use to him

•The next morning when Heidi comes home from work at seven, she sees her son and his boyfriend cuddled on the couch and she snaps a few pictures to send to Cynthia

Favorite Whouffaldi AU Fanfic reads

So, sometime ago I made a list of AU Fanfics for someone to read and I had coplete forgot about it until a kind person brought it up. I never really though anything of it but now I wonder if anyone would like a list of a few good fanfics to read. The original list was made a while ago so new fics are out- I have included some but I have not gotten all of them. Now, i didn’t put in any Colepaldi ones but there are tons out there- so look them up. This range stretches 3 different sites: Fanfiction.net , Ao3 , and wattpad. (This orginally occured on a comment thread on xXdreameaterXx’s “The Art of Loving”)   

Teachers AU’s: (These were first on the list) 

1. Teachers Pet by Incendia Glacies
Summary: Basically just a Professor!Twelve and Student!Clara AU…I’ll come up with a better summary later, but that really is the main premise of this…Enjoy! Rated strong T for a few scenes, but it’s nothing too graphic…
(This is my first Whouffaldi Teacher AU and it is amazing)

2. Down the Middle by mrboogie94
Summary: AU. “So students like myself are a lost cause?”
(Smaller but still will make you smile)

3. Anything Goes by phantomofgallifrey
Summary: AU Clara Oswald is still suffering from the death of her boyfriend [Eleven] when her roommate Rose convinces her to join the Universities musical to remove her from grieving. There, Clara meets the Doctor. Chapter Twelve is Rated M.
(An amazing idea, and i love musical, it is long, and it is well written (and there is smut(; ))

4. Gold & Silver Line My Heart by xXdreameaterXx
Summary: After the death of her boyfriend Clara Oswald decides that it is time for a change. However when she accidentally ends up in bed with her new professor Doctor John Smith, who has a reputation of sleeping with his students, she might find her life changing a lot more than she would have liked. Twelve/Clara. Professor/Student. AU. Rated M for later
(I had to put this here)

5. Mistletoe by perverted monk slayer
Summary: Clara gets caught under the mistletoe with a friend, but the ‘Doctor’ is having none of that. Teacher AU Clara/12 with abit of one sided 11/Clara
(Cute, little funny one)

6. Snowbound by Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw
Summary: In which Eleven, Twelve, River, and Clara are road-tripping professors who make some new friends while stuck in the snow.
(Never read it but I know that author and If you read it you should tell me how it goes)

*** 7. Lay us down, we’re in love by mrscartoon ***
Summary: NOT a teacher AU BUT it is soooo good, you will love it! Sunday Mass had finished and the crowd settled in front of the church to chat. It was then that John Smith laid eyes on Clara Oswald for the first time.
(Twelve is a priest in a small town and Clara comes and teachers- I swear it is one of my favorites)

8. On The Concept of Good by demagogue12345
Summary: 'To secure one’s own happiness is a duty’ - Kant, Theories of Ethics. Clara can’t stop thinking about her dissertation supervisor because she hates him. Those butterflies in her tummy every time he smiles are wrong, and must be trampled.
(Cant remember this one to well but…)

9. Twelve Nights by lotuskasumi
Summary: Combined two prompts from Tumblr: “can you maybe do a college AU where Clara and the Doctor are the only ones who stayed on campus for Christmas break?” and Clara and the Doctor being professors with a casual relationship who want more. (Whouffle/Twelve x Clara)
(They are both teachers but unknown to each other)
Sequal

10. Silent Night by lotuskasumi
Summary: Sequel to Twelve Nights. They’ve done the talking — several hours of it in fact, and through a wall no less. Now comes the real challenge: finding the same kind of comfort face to face. (Whouffle/Twelve x Clara)

Give It All by: dronspy
Though she’s still teaching at Coal Hill School, Clara Oswald returns to Eastminister College to complete her MFA degree. She meets her supervisor, John Basil Smith. He is considered a genius but often has trouble being comfortable around people. Yet, Clara feels challenged by him. Eventually, she realizes how similar they both are. So the question becomes, how far will their relationship go? Words:13632 INCOMPLETE BUT WAIT (it gets updated everyday, not sure if I showed you this but you might know it)

Love and Deceit by eicosanoids 

“Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.” Clara Oswald is teaching 19th Century British Literature. She thinks handling a bunch of undergraduates will be easy pickings compared to everything else she’s experienced in her life. She would’ve been right until the Doctor joins her class. (Professor Clara & Student 12 AU) Words: 24,439 (So good) 

They Don’t Teach you love by xXdreameaterXx

The Doctor thought that taking in his old college pal Joe, a professor who is teaching at the same university and who is unable to keep his hands off the female students, was the worst mistake of his life. But then Clara Oswald sets foot into his class and he is torn between his personal ethics and making an even bigger mistake when the race for Clara’s heart is on. Prof/Student AU Words: 38,953 COMPLETE (awesome- just go to xXdreameaterXX’s page please) 

Make this chaos count by: kissmeinnewyork
All Clara wants to do is pass her Russian Literature module so she can finally write her dissertation. Professor John Smith, however, is seemingly doing everything and anything in his power to stop that from happening. (just your average twelve/clara au.) Words:1751 INCOMPLETE (sorry, I missed this before but sadly its short and not done)

Okay, so there are many AU’s out there and I will try to put down as many as I can (I will miss a few). I will include compleated and incomplete fics.

Puncture Repair by: Azertyrobaz
AU story. The Doctor is a doctor in contemporary London and Clara Oswald is the au pair for his nine-year-old son. A son who was dropped on his doorstep by a dying River Song two months before the story starts. Words: 78,140 COMPLETE (One of my favorites but a slow burn) 

Paper Hearts by: Little Miss Insufferable
Whouffaldi AU. Whouffaldi AU. A chance advertisement in a newspaper leads to a phone call that brings two unlikely people together, but how does anyone cope when they start to fall in love with someone they might never set their eyes upon again? Words: 10,346 INCOMPLETE

The Nutcracker by: pieces-of-jade

The Nutcracker!AU Twelve/Clara with appearances by other characters later on. This story just wouldn’t leave my head, so here is my dramatic return to writing fanfiction with a Whouffaldi flavouring! Words: 10,430 INCOMPLETE

In Want of An Heir by: Nehszriah
The aging Marquis of Kasterborous and Gallifrey takes a second wife with a clever plan: in need of an heir, he plans to make his new Marchioness into his successor. What he doesn’t know is that even the cleverest plans don’t always run smoothly. [vague nobility/arranged marriage Whouffaldi AU] Words: 16,458 COMPLETE (Amazing!!! One of my Favorites and definitely a good read) 

Stars in A Sky of Blood and Blue by: Nehszriah
Sequel to In Want of An Heir: the lives of the Marquis Johan and Marchioness Clara, together the Twelfth Doctor of Gallifrey and Kasterborous, and their children throughout the years. [nobility/kids Whouffaldi AU; prior reading of IWoAH is recommended] Words: 56,707 (Sequal-ish to I want an heir)

The Time That We Love Best by: Nehszriah
Clydebank, Scotland, 1940. John Smith is just trying to get through the war while making himself useful, trading in his paintbrushes for a rivet gun. After a bad day at work, he meets a young English girl at the pub who reads him a bit too well and lingers on his mind a bit too much. [Lots of fluff, slice-of-life, currently post-war] Words: 223,523 COMPLETE (A must read, so so good) 

Who’s on First? by: Nehszriah
The Doctor is one of the best coaches in the game of baseball, but runs into something he never expected when his team hires a new GM. MLB baseball AU; M for swearing. Has nothing to do with the joke. Words: 16,110 COMPLETE (another one of my favs and has a equally good sequel) 

Who Came Out of Left Field? by: Nehszriah
Sequel to 'Who’s On First’; Clara Oswald, hot-shot GM of the first-year Quad City Gallifreyans, and John Smith, the oft-cantankerous manager, are now officially a couple. What will this unique relationship bring to the table and how long will it last? [MLB baseball Whouffaldi AU] Words: 18,414 COMPLETE (: 

Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer by: hotdadtwelve
After an agonizingly long moment of silence, he asks, in the witty manner she wishes she could have voiced, “What? What are you looking at? Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” Clara blurts out, all words and no thinking behind it, “Can I? That would actually be really great.” (twelveclara university au) Words: 3,882 INCOMPLETE (beautiful but not finished) 

Ocean of Memories by: hewasimpossible
Twelve/Clara Titanic AU Clara Oswald is forced to leave her family behind. The Doctor is running from his. Neither count on finding a new family in each other on board the Titanic. Words: 4,038 INCOMPLETE (oh, how I would love to see this done) 

All Moving Parts Stand Still by: TwelfthDoctvr
John Smith was expecting this festival to be like the other hundred he’s done throughout his career until he meets The Impossible Girl. Rockstar/Music Festival AU Words: 6,560 (Okay so this person wants to have another chapter but I can stand alone fine. I LOVE THIS ONE- it just fills be with happiness!) 

What If? by: xjustkeepwritingx
AU. Clara meet this mysterious man in a pub and starts a complicated relationship with him. But what will happen when she finds out he’s her father’s friend? Words: 16,689 COMPLETE (drooling over this right now, you will love it.) 

Mr And Mrs Smith by: Crazyfangirl23
Whouffaldi au Clara and Twelve are both spies, but neither of them know the other is I’m really bad at summaries. Basically it’s Mr and Mrs Smith done Whouffaldi style. Photo and insp. credited to rotanitsarcorp Words: 17,385 COMPLETE 

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Everest by: frombluetored
AU. The Doctor, recently promoted to CEO after the early passing of John Smith, enters his new job with short-lived surety. And then he meets the COO, Clara Oswald, who’s just as determined to show the Doctor who’s really in cha rge as she is to show him he’ll never live up to his predecessor. Unfortunately for them, control doesn’t exist in matters of the heart. Words: 120,790 COMPLETE (I could write you paragraphs about this story PLEASE READ!) 

Banged Up by: frombluetored 

There were many things Clara Oswald expected when she entered prison. Catching the eye of the prison’s most notorious inmate was not one of them. [AU. Rating will change to M later on.] Words: 67,353 INCOMPLETE BUT WAIT! ( Please read this, it is soooo amazing, one of my favorites and you will love it!) 

Death and Flowers by: Steampunkmagic
When the young goddess Clara’s life is threatened the Doctor, God of Death, takes her to the Underworld. Who had the power to kill as goddess? And who stands to gain when the Doctor’s actions are called an abduction? Clara and the Doctor must find the answer to these questions and more if they ever have a hope of staying together. Hades/Persephone AU. Words: 8,499 INCOMPLETE (definitely a good read) 

The Man that Once Was by xXdreameaterXx

The Doctor has reigned Gallifrey as Lord President since the Time War. Driven mad by power he has one goal in mind: the utter and absolute extinction of the Daleks. Until one day a seemingly ordinary human girl attempts to steal his most precious possession just to bring a little hope to the entire universe. Words: 8121 COMPLETE (unfathomably good, just so amazing and made me cry) 

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Falling Slowly by: Loki’s-Phantom-x
AU. Clara Oswald hesitantly signs up for online dating and is immediately infatuated with a man who calls himself 'the Doctor’. Whouffaldi, some scenes with Jack/Ianto. Warnings for eventual smut, rating may change. Words: 8,737 INCOMPLETE (but it will make you smile) 

James Dean Daydream by: katierosefun
[Modern day spy Whouffaldi AU.] Clara Oswald has one of the most interesting jobs in the world. She works for the government, goes on a few missions to get through to possible moles, et cetera. In other words, Clara had a somewhat stable environment built around herself. That all changes, however, when Clara finds herself with a new partner – a man who goes by 'the Doctor’. Words: 54,501 INCOMPLETE (A current fav. and just got very good) 

Dreams of Freedom by: Number 947
Number: Slave 947. Unable to speak, but works well in and outdoors. Bit of a temper to it. Its bidding price was 5,000- eventually worked up to 20,000,000. Sold to the Doctor. Name given to it: Clara Oswin Oswald. Words: 9,136 INCOMPLETE (Lovely read) 

like you never lost a war by: dorothymcshane
Clara works in a bookshop while she’s trying to figure out what she wants to do with her future. The Doctor is a miserable former punk rock singer who’s been trying to forget his past. The two of them hate each other, but maybe, just maybe, they’re also exactly what the other needs. Words:11,058 INCOMPLETE (Good, frustrating but good)

Tale As Old As Time by: playitagainsam
AU, where Clara is Beauty and Twelve is the Beast.
She stepped closer, and saw his face more clearly in the glow of the faint light. It was narrow and covered in silver fur, and his eyes were bluer than the sky on a spring day. She raised her hand as if to touch his face, but she put it down at once.“Have you always been a Beast?” she asked, and he looked at her sadly. “Perhaps.” he answered, and he said no more. Words:3181 COMPLETE (Good but I will also give you another one)

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The Devil Dances by: lucelafonde
Rock Star AU "On her 21st birthday, Clara goes back to the bar in Glasgow and makes a promise to herself. On her 22nd birthday, she is managing a few minor gigs for the label her father also works for. Before her 23rd birthday, she has seen The Doctor and the Time Lords live no less than eleven times. Her twelfth she spends backstage with the small warm-up band she is managing at the time.“
The Doctor is the frontman of a famous rock band, and Clara has been in love with him for years. Words:13863 COMPLETE (ahhh, this one gives me the feels, read please! I would love to talk to you about this one.) 

Say something like you love me by: owedbetter
Inspired and followed by the events of the fic "The Devil Dances” by lucelafonde (a rock star!au inspired by Peter Capaldi’s punk rocker days – 100% would recommend, 'tis a glorious piece), The Time Lords are on their last show of their current tour and, ever rightly so, things end with one hell of an announcement and a bang. Words:2297 COMPLETE (So good to, must read after The Devil Dances) 

Fate’s Game  by SirJoker

Professor John Smith had accepted his fate of leading a lonely life - that was, until Clara Oswald came into the equation. Words: 10,069 INCOMPLETE (I love this one so much, it is a new fic that gets updates daily- PLEASE READ!!) 

Six Years from now by PausedInTime

Clara Oswald is young and ready to live her life. On her travels around the world, she happens to bump into aspiring business owner John Smith. They spend the night together and six years later, they happen to cross paths again. Should be M rated …  INCOMPLETE BUT- (this is getting updates daily- It is an amazing read and REALLY GOOD SMUT) 

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The Marriage Sentence by: sparksearcher
Con Artist AU. Clara and the Doctor are best friends and roommates who have a habit of getting engaged in public for free meals. When they take it too far, Clara’s family finds out and instead of coming clean, they decide to pull off the ultimate con. After all, how bad could it be to get married to your best friend, even if it means marrying into a crazy family? Words:35711 INCOMPLETE 

Mr and Mrs Smith by samchandler1986 

She’s a BBC production assistant with delusions of grandeur; he’s a photo-journalist with the same. Neither of them have time to moonlight as private investigators, but here they are. Words:7346 INCOMPLETE (getting updates regularly)

Over The Hedge by: marcasite
Clara finds the home of her dreams, but will the neighbor be as welcoming? Doesn’t seem to be off to a good start…
“What are you doing? I told you to leave the hedges alone.”
Clara took a step forward, “See, the thing is, this hedge is encroaching on my property line here.” She pointed down with her clippers at an invisible line. “So anything over on my side, has to go.” Words:6999 COMPLETE (quite good in a way) 

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The Game Keeper by: RebelDrFerguson
Upper Class well bred Clara lives in a huge mansion, she is bored with all the young sutors her father tries on her and fancies a 'bit of rough’, enter Mr Smith the new Game Keeper, a slightly grumpy and callous 48 year old , yet still a gentleman of the countryside, has Clara found the man she was looking for or is this just some silly crush. Words:8740 COMPLETE (I re-read this about every 3 months, IT IS SOOO GOOD) 
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The Wall by: antennapedia
Art school AU: “they painted over that one wall in the main staircase again so i was going to paint some cool graffiti on it but you got there first”.
It’s his wall this time, darn it. Peter is going to paint it and nobody’s going to beat him to it. Words:7721 COMPLETE (more Colepaldi than Whoufaldi cause of the names but still!)

As You Wish by: Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw
In which Clara is Buttercup, and Basil, aka the Doctor, is Westley, aka, the Dread Pirate Roberts. Words:118 COMPLETE (short but oh, so good!) 

Once by: oswhine
A whouffaldi Beauty and the Beast AU basically. Words:10772 COMPLETE (Really, really good and worth your time) 

Flybe Nights by: gingerjay (fhestia)
Clara’s holiday is waylaid by a sudden storm, a delayed flight, and an unexpected friendship with a cranky fellow passenger. Airport/Travel AU. Human Doctor AU. Words:5021 COMPLETE (Cute One Shot) 

We mus have met somewhere before by BlindedKnight

“Oh please call me John and I don’t know honestly it depends on how this conversations goes, could be for a night or could be till the end of time with you,” he paused giving her another grin before speaking her name once more. 

Clara smirked, “till death do us part huh?” 

“Don’t believe in death.”

She started to laugh, it was the first time she heard the weirdest kind of nonsense in her life, “kind of hard to not believe in death when we grow old and die.”

“Oh yes there’s that death but a soul doesn’t die, keeps living as something else. I could become a owl in my next life or a rose for a beautiful woman to smell, of course I could be another person as well.” He leaned in smiling, “it’s why I sat down here I feel we’ve met before Clara.” Words: 21,295 INCOMPLETE (I haven’t read this but I love this author) 

How far down the rabit hole are you willing to go? by BlindedKnight

Matrix AU “Ugh, why do you drones like to keep calling me that? I’m the Doctor and you know exactly where they are, gone from your little metal hands being picked up right now.” He smirked looking around at the group of heavily armed men before staring towards the camera a slight grin forming.

“We will find them Mr Smith. You’re breaking the peace —”

He frowned shaking his head to the agent, “To hell with that agreement, you know even my side dislikes me for what I do. They all need to be set free, including you. I bet to you it even gets boring in here, especially with dealing with people like me.” He sighed, “Anyway enough talk you’ve almost got my signal haven’t you?”“Yes.”“Time for running then.” Words: 37,665 COMPLETE (So good if you like The Matrix!) 

Spotless by DaisyofGalaxy 

John Smith has one aim when he decides to again enrol his alma mater. He wants to regain memories a tragic accident stole from him. Will however life among students young enough to be his children an easy task? And will it work at all? He has no clue but somehow company of Clara, a postgraduate student of History of Art makes everything better. Whouffaldi AU with hints of Doctor/River. Words: 7,708 INCOMPLETE (Never read it- actually waiting for it to finish or get more chapters until I get overemotionally attached )

Second and Third Chances by PausedInTime

John Smith finally goes to parents evening with his failing son, Ben. He immediately takes a liking to his young teacher, Clara Oswald. Clara returns his affections and soon they become a couple and neither of them are entirely sure how they are going to tell John’s teenage son. Words: 11,603 INCOMPLETE (I really like this story- it based of a edit too) 

Rainy Mood by avespika 

John Smith’s bad day gets worse when he trips over a young woman in the rain. Words: 1217 COMPLETE (Adorable little One Shot, I love it!) 

Unsatisfied by avespika 

Basil Smith promised his late sister that he’d raise his nephews and help them find spouses. When he throws a ball to attract suitors for Troy and John he encounters the first woman in decades to hold his attention. Unfortunately Troy is also smitten.

The story where Twelve forces himself to ship Eleven/Clara. BUT it does twist a bit- Words- 3403 INCOMPLETE (I love this one- ofcourse this is due to Jenna and Victoria but this is great and has some Whouffaldi but hopefully more Whouffaldi as it goes on- just read it!)

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Preservation by avespika 

Alternate Universe- Clara is a small town lawyer. The Doctor owns an island full of rare species- and a great deal of natural gas the Nestene Corporation will do anything to get. Can Clara help him save his adopted home from destruction? Words: 14,876 COMPLETE ( I adore this fic, it has recently become one of my favs- it is just sooo good) 

The Thief and the President’s Daughter by infinite_regress 

‘Really?’ Jax spluttered, ‘You? You’re the thief who took a time ship, stole the President’s daughter and stopped the Time War?’
The Doctor blushed. ‘Well, not on the same day.’

In some sectors, the Time War has not been forgiven or forgotten and time technology is illegal. Of course stories of the Time Lords are still told, but people often get them wrong. When the Doctor and Clara make an emergency landing in Devonian space the Doctor is soon recognised as the legendary hero who stopped the Time War. Who else could Clara be, but his lovely wife, the President’s daughter?

To save their skins they have to pretend to be married. Will they also face up to how they really feel about one another? Words: 16,836 COMPLETE (AHH I LOVE THIS ONE- I mean, it ranks up there right beside Everest and it also won for xXdreameaterXx’s contest!!) 

Crescendo by xXdreameaterXx  

He has loved music once. He has loved life once. Now John Smith, the Doctor, a famous conductor only seems to be drifting through life, always on the verge of a mental breakdown in his shallow and pointless existence. Until he stumbles across a street musician, a young cellist named Clara, and suddenly it all makes sense again. Orchestra AU. Words: 6,748 COMPLETE (I adore this one too- I can’t even with this one) 

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Heart Of Steel by xXdreameaterXx 

David Oswald is dead, killed by his enemies. The Doctor, his right hand man, sets out to find his daughter Clara to protect her but once she realizes what kind of business her father was in she is determined to have her revenge. The Doctor is torn between protecting her from her father’s enemies and giving her everything she wants. Mafia AU. Words: 44,542 COMPLETE (seriouly, just go to xXdreameaterXx’s acount and you will find Heaven) 

Just Roommates by ThatFuckerTucker 

John Smith is a college student with a major in Physics and a minor in History. He decided to go back to college to pursue a major in Arts. Needing a roommate, he chooses none other than Clara Oswald. Will they get on well or scratch each other’s eyes out? Words: 7,410 INCOMPLETE (I like it) 

Physicians and Phonographs by whouffaldigarbage 

A Victoran AU. Clara is a maid overseeing the children of a large estate. Struggling with her own desire for freedom and the suitors pursuing her, she feels a profound lack of something in her life. One day, circumstances out of her control lead her to require the services of the mysterious and ostracized Doctor, and a friendship grows between them that leads to something more. Demons from their past come back with a vengeance, society seeks to tear them apart, the supernatural rears its ugly head, and their future stands on the precipice of extinction. Together or alone they could face it all, but the choice is not a simple one.
Rated M for future chapters. Slow burn fic. Angst, humor, the supernatural, and stuffy Victorian romance, with a dash of the original tale of Beauty and the Beast. Words: 55,212 COMPLETE AND SECOND SERIES Wow- this fic will always have a special place in my heart. It is an absolute masterpiece) 

Petty Revenge by ThatFuckerTucker 

Basically Clara wants to spite her family and goes on Craiglist where she finds an add posted by someone called The Doctor. Words: 3484 COMPLETE (bad ass fic) 

The Class Trip by xXdreameaterXx 

Clara has been looking forward to this school trip for months – almost 2 weeks on the Isle of Skye. If only it wasn’t for the obnoxious, irresponsible father of one of her students who only wants to be referred to as the Doctor and unfortunately has volunteered to accompany them on the trip. While one part of her is still considering if she could just push him off a cliff, another can’t help but think that he looks quite attractive. Rated E for later. Words: 26,837 COMPLETE (Amazing as always- awesome) 

Whouffaldi Pride and Prejudice Prompt Fill by Breakingthestandards 

The Doctor, a wealthy older gent and best friend of the also (but less) wealthy Mr Smith, has clapped eyes upon young Miss Oswald. Her parents encourage her to marry; But not him. Words: 13,279 INCOMPLETE (Why can’t this be dooonnneeee *cries in a corner* This is so good though- sadly not updated) 

The Doctor and the Princess, or, A Duty of Care by TaleasOldasTimeandSpace 

Once upon a time, Clara traveled with a man named Basil, until he was murdered by pirates. Five years later, trying to escape her engagement to Prince Rupertpink, she falls in with four men who are trying to start a war between Florin and Guilder. But they are being followed by a mysterious Man in Black…PRINCESS BRIDE AU Words: 10653 INCOMPLETE (Why can’t this one be complete too *cries even harder*- an amzing movie now with an amazing ship) 

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Maybe if i loved you less by owedbetter

He has been a best man too many times and the worst man just once. She’s a wedding photographer who doesn’t quite know where she’s going.

Neither of them believe in love, they’ll say - except they do. They do. Words: 29,997 INCOMPLETE (So f*cking good- I adore this fic) 

Pasion Play by CrazyFangirl23

Clara Oswald is an experienced ballet dancer transferring to a production theatre with much different styles of dancing, and she soon meets the enigmatic John Disco, a confident and daring dancer that might just sweep her off her feet. Words: 30,130 COMPLETE (breathtakingly gorgeous) 


Turning Pages by twelveisagoodone

Clara Oswald expects lots of things of her new life: enjoy her independence, be successful at her new job, make new friends and forget the pains of the past. What she doesn’t expect is to fall for the guy next door. Alternate Universe where Clara is basically Clara and the Doctor is a University professor who lives in the same building. Words: 42,606 INCOMPLETE (Absolutely Fantastic) 

Changing Tides by bgeiner (yours truly) 

The streets of Gallifrey were not meant for midnight strolls. You will not find any couples or children out past 12 o’clock on these streets, only shadows that creep in the night, filled with darkness and terror. Sadly, Clara Oswald didn’t know this…Alternate Universe - A Gang AU, boiled down to the Timelords vs. Daleks   Words: 13058 INCOMPLETE (By no means is this self promotion, I am simpluy stating an AU fic- it’s not the worst thing you will ever read but the other fics on here are better than this rubbish) 

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While going through these- There are sooooo many, may I just give you the ones that are my favs-ish? There are so many out there, non-AU and Colepaldi- explore! So many beautiful people write these amazing works of art and need to be appreciated, so please, love your authors, comment, kudo- talk to them and say what you loved, hated, what you want more of or what drove you crazy! 

PS: If you want to know other Fics- please don’t be afriad to ask. Yes you can just go on these sites and look them up but If you need anything, you know where to find me!

god-damn-it-miranda  asked:

So, I like to imagine Sonny's dad walked out on him and his mom when he was super young. So Sonny's grown up with Usnavi being like dad to him. So when they win the lotto, all of a sudden this dickweed emerges from no where and tries to get close to Sonny (just for the money) and 'Navi is NOT having it

Oh shiiiiiiit dramaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Keep reading

Tonight in Things I’m Not Emotionally Prepared For. Where did the time go </3 (I ask, having spent 6 months on one generation.)

Omfg Jojo will you stop moping about Stephen Tinker already?? MOVE ON 

-Ugh please, I’m over him. I have my eyes set on someone new..

It better not be fucking Malcolm there, aka your MOM’S SIDEPIECE, because I may have your father as a zoophiliac but even I’m not touching this fuckery.

But I am having Komei greet him. Worlds colliding!

-So I hear my wife ghosted on you LOL classic. Had her fun with your blonde ass for a while but it is I that holds the key to her heart. And her safe. BECAUSE WE’RE MARRIED BITCH

-I’M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND LISTEN TO YOUR LIES. AS IF SHE’D EVER SHARE HER MONEY WITH YOU

-Oh it hurts, does it? Wait till I show you our joint bank account (:

-YOU’RE A FUCKING MONSTER

-Hey Jojo! Jojo. JOJO

-WHAT

-Do you want to build a snowman? ♪ 

-I’m gonna shove that flamingo so far up-

Come on Jojo, not cool, don’t lash out on Daniel just because your life sucks and no one loves you.

-Well my rubik’s ball and my mom love me and that’s all that matters.

Oh yea, great combo. I’d count more on the rubik ball if I was you.

-Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. 

NO. NOP. You only get one character, you chose Mr. Darcy, you can’t switch midway just because your love life is nonexistent.

-UGH you don’t let me seduce Stephen Tinker, you don’t let me be Hamlet, is there anything I’m allowed to do?

UM I LITERALLY LET YOU BE A SERIAL KILLER, TF MORE DO YOU WANT. BRAT.

Finally, someone who has their shit together. Congrats Vic, printing you own money now. What a self-starter!

-Dude I’m so fucking high right now..

And who can blame you the way this family has turned out..

Case in point, proletarian ballerino in the snow. Apparently this is the athletic outfit of Daniel’s choice. Goes great with the factory worker cap!

-Art is nothing but a product of state ideology! But this is pretty fun.

Teen sims can die, right? Asking for a friend.

Kim is finally here!!! I’ve been waiting for her to show up, she’s my fav townie cat and I really want us to adopt her so we can get her genes into the cat legacy. Obviously, there’s only one man for the job..

..Komei, the cat maniac whisperer.

-WHADDUP. CAT. HAHA. Please don’t run away.

Komei WTF. You spend all this time around cats I assumed you were good with them??? JFC

-Well you should know better by now than expect me to achieve things!

True and fair.

Komei fucked this up so bad that Kim destroyed our bed before getting tfo, leaving us dick in hand (metaphorical dick. Not a reference to Komei’s zoophilia).

Guess who calls for Gunther again!

-Kennedy!! It’s so good to hear from you! How are the adoption papers coming?

GUNTHER STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS FAMILY. IT’S NOT HAPPENING.

Here, have some bonding time with dad.

-Think you can throw me all the way to Kennedy’s house?

-I don’t know kid, but I’m gonna try my best. You’re taking up precious cat space.

OMFG I FORGOT HIS BIRTHDAY AGAIN. Maybe he should get adopted by Kennedy after all, because 3 kids are clearly too much for me to handle.

-So this is what it’s come to, growing up next to the toilet paper.. Guess we have a lot in common..

Ugh I’m sorry Gunther but if it’s any consolation, your birthday picture is serving some a-star-is-born realness ❤

-Does this look like a moment I want to remember?

 I mean, I can’t really tell with your sunglasses..

-Can you tell which finger I’m holding up?

DEAD. This hair truly ages like fine wine. AND NO KOMEI JAW TG. And we roll…………

DEAAAAD. Oh this is gonna be fun. All that’s missing is a slight makeover..

They come, they go,
some real, some faux
some friends, some hoes,
but no I, goes nowhere, it’s Hov.
Everyday a star is born, 
clap for ‘em, clap for 'em, clap for 'em, clap for 'em, HEY♪

anonymous asked:

good morning (or afternoon or evening) beautiful person would u be kind enough to bestow a small list (or a hundred page book which is better) of the best enjoltaire fanfics u have read?

of course i can!! this isn’t quite a 100-page book but i always have a fic rec tag for when i come across good fics on my dash or just feel free to hmu again i have fics catalogued in my library

i also recommend you check out all these author’s other works, they’re all incredible!!!!

BE by tothewillofthepeople

may be one of my fav exr fics ever; les amis performing hamlet, this fic is magical pls go read it!!!!!!

World Ain’t Ready by idiopathicsmile

the fic pretty much everyone in this fandom knows: enjolras and grantaire are pretend-boyfriends for great justice

Forget Me Not by Opium_du_Peuple aka our lovely Elise @just-french-me-up

(this fic oh my gooooooood) enjolras loses four years of his memories after a car accident including everything about grantaire (pls go read it it’ll ruin your life)

Years Since It’s Been Clear by lady_ragnell

enjolras demands grantaire to move in with him after he hears about R’s shithole of a flat, it doesn’t exactly make things easier for grantaire…    domestic cuteness and delicious pining

These Things Just Take Time by sonhoedesrazao

incredible slowbuild college au, it’s so amazing, one of my alltime favs!!!

alert: this fic is private but it’s definitely worth making an ao3 account

In The End We Have Each Other by samyazaz

one of enjolras former clients leaves an infant at his office; he is absolutely overwhelmed and grantaire steps in as supernanny

(E and R raising a child together aaaaahhh!!!)

Lay Your Hands On Me by samyazaz

enjolras keeps crossing paths with busker grantaire (it’s sooo good!!!!!)

Oh It’s What You Do To Me by captainskellington

Enjolras stumbles across Grantaire via YouTube comments. French!R sings. NYC!Enjolras pines. They fall in love via email and Skype

this fic had me in tears ok

Transatlanticism by nightswatch

they meet because R is an asshole and leaves annoying comments on E’s blog,,,cue late night skypes and grinning into pillows (do yourself a favour and don’t listen to the namesake song while reading,,you will cry)

loop by oispaceman

enjolras meets R at bahorel’s party,,they keep antagonising each other and fall in love (alternatively: enjolras more than absently wonders how grantaire likes his eggs)

A Picture Speaks A Thousand Words by BethXP

grantaire and courfeyrac make a bet on who manages to get the other and their crush together first (hint: it’s enjolras and combeferre) featuring tinkerbells and paramore songs

The Glitterbombs of Angry Queers by 148km

Les Amis is a Los Angeles-based queer activist group; it’s a whole series!!!! (includes e and r going to disneyland omgggg)

The Golden Bough by Opium_du_Peuple

an orpheus and eurydice au!!!!!!! this fic watered my crops and cleared my skin!!

Sheer Dumb Luck by angryintrovert

grantaire drunkenly texts the wrong number, the rest is history

Best Kept Secrets by tellthemstories

fake!! dating!! au!! cosette keeps bothering her brother with his non-existent love life, he asks grantaire to be his fake boyfriend to keep her off his back

This brave new world is not like yesterday by myrmidryad

enjolras needs a job after cutting himself off from his family and ends up working at the bowling alley where R works, and the two of them get a lot closer while on clean-up duty after closing time

Patron Saint of Silent Restraint by vivalataire

hannah’s @vivalar incredible coffeeshop au! definitely a must-read!!!

Keep It Kind, Keep It Good, Keep It Right by lady_ragnell

enjolras finds out about grantaire’s feelings for him and after realising he’s never been particularly friendly to him, decides to get to know him better

this modern love by crooked

established relationship; R makes E join snapchat (may cause involuntary squealing)

pining for you by The Librarina

R gets fired from his job and returns home to help his dad with their christmas tree farm while patron minette is trying to get them to sell at all costs,,lawyer enjolras who has been trying to get patron minette to court for ages does his best to help save the farm (cute lil christmas fic!!!!)

Hit Me With Your Best Shot by tellthemstories

aka grantaire is the words hitman ever and falls in love with his target

Correlation by sarahyyy

enjolras is constantly trying to make a move on his bodyguard grantaire who doesn’t believe he is serious, they manage to make everything harder for themselves as always

The MasterChef AU by sarahyyy

the glorious masterchef au which is all cute and shit until you reach part 8 and sarahyyy is ripping your heart out (so yeah don’t read further than part 7 if you wanna avoid that or go read the alternative ending on her tumblr to try and piece your heart back together,,,)

The Drunk Leading The Blind by juanjoltaire

enjolras ends up temporarily blind after being mazed at a protest and grantaire becomes his seeing-eye dog (this is way too cute,,,you have been warned,,)

Love in a Coffeshop by tellthemstories

grantaire is a famous rockstar (which enjolras is totally unaware off) that keeps appearing after closing time at the coffeeshop E works at

somehere along the line they fall in love and the coffeeshop becomes hipster

Nondiscriminatory Hiring Practices by raddtaire

a very very cute coffeeshop au: enjolras meets grantaire the barista at his sister cosette’s new coffeeshop

ain’t got far to go by prouvairing

enjolras and grantaire manage to get trapped in a closet ;)))

A Shadow On My MInd by ladyragnell

criminals au; a mission goes wrong and grantaire is in the middle of an explosion, enjolras mourns and only now notices what R meant to him

Silence Is The Speech Of Love by lady_ragnell

modern greek mythology au; enjolras angers aphrodite which leaves him mute

The sus turns traitor cold by RampantAnnarchy

E and R are forced to share a bed on thanksgiving ;))))

Let Me Count The Ways by zimriya

a 10 things I hate about you au, need I say more

I’m in it for you by raeldaza

grantaire is diagnosed with cancer and ferre is his doctor; since R refuses to tell his friends about it, ferre asks his roommate enjolras to drive back home after his treatments

the quiet truth by kiyala

enjolras agrees to be grantaire’s fake boyfriend to fend off his homophobic parents (you know how this ends ;))

Conflict of Interest by madlyie

enjolras becomes grantaire’s lawyer and gets waaay to personally involved

Hold my hand as I am lowered by enjoloras

canon era trans!enjolras au! it’s so good and emotional

like never before (‘cause lately I’ve been craving more) by noelia_g

groundhog day!au !!!!!

(take my whole life too) by unhookingstarswithoutpermission

enjolras gets distracted by R’s hands, it’s all very cute

Girlfriend Taeyeon

aww my snsd bias (well, so are yoona and sunny and ok ok so - all of them are but taengoo is pretty high up there)

  • kid leader taengoo is short-sighed as far as i can remember so be prepared to constantly remind her to clean her contacts and wash her hands before putting them in
  • also, nightly routine of watching her take them out and padding blindly to bed, crawling in and coming real close to your face
  • “ah, now i can see you! can i have a goodnight kiss?” she says, puckering up

Originally posted by ayo-sones

  • she takes you to her hometown and you love how her accent changes. she holds your hand, dragging you around - “i fell in a race there,” “ooh that’s my parents eye glasses shop!” “i planted those purple flowers!”
  • where ever you two go, she’s always turning heads due to her beauty so if you’re a jealous person or aren’t fully secure in the relationship, this might be a problem
  • “tae! you left your phone in the fridge again!”
  • cute cafe dates where you purposefully come late so you can admire her far off, deep in thought gaze as she daydreams while waiting for you

Originally posted by taengkims

  • leaving sticky notes with reminders everywhere bc she forgets everything
  • answering or replying to her only to realise she was sleep talking
  • bringing her milk because she hopes it will make her taller
  • helping her with her daily stretches (once again; she hopes they’ll make her taller)
  • lots of skinship
  • being in the middle of a snsd cuddle fest; tiffany pressed to your left, taeyeon on your lap, yoona sprawled out to your right, seohyun on top of her, etc
  • but taeyeon likes other types of skinship too; running her hands down your sides, nuzzling your neck or smacking your butt. even when she’s w the girls, she’ll shout out “oh yeah, look at that butt!” if you bend over. everyone bursts out into laughter at your cherry red face
  • fights w her can be really intense bc she’s scary when she’s angry. usually, she doesn’t yell but just broods and snaps out witty comments or cuts you off if you try to talk to her
  • or else they’re fights about stupid, little things that end in giggles bc she pouts at you or childishly stomps her feet
  • loud movie nights w all the girls
  • that usually end up as bitching sessions
  • you know all the idol gossip
  • all of it
  • to annoy her, you stick up pictures from snsd’s debut and earlier concepts
  • “wow, such fashion, much beauty”
  • “shut up!”
  • tiffany is a third wheel sometimes but not in a bad way. you make her look out for taeyeon when you can’t, such as when they’re on tour or performing
  • xmas is spent w TTS - Dear Santa playing on repeat
  • the others consider you as the “parents” of snsd, going to you both w any issues or for snuggles. you’re like one big, happy family

Originally posted by taengtoro

my fav gif of her ever. so pretty *heart eyes*

Bangtan Fic Rec.

so here is my fic rec for my two babes.
this took me so long I hope you appreciate it!!! :o
this is mostly Yoonmin & Sugakookie!
But here ya go some of my fav fanfics! <3

Complete/One Shot:

Secret Affairs (Yoonmin, Side Jihope, Detectives!AU, Fluff, Smut, One Shot): Jung Hoseok is one of South Korea’s most famous baseball-stars and his girlfriend, model Kim Hyeri, thinks he might be cheating on her. She hires private detective Min Yoongi to find out the truth - and little did Yoongi know that he would fall in love with Hoseok’s secret affair, an awfully endearing boy named Park Jimin. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6435610

Out Of My System (Yoonmin, One Night Stand!AU, Fluff/Angst, Mature, 16/16): Yoongi likes one night stands and he understands how they work. What he doesn’t understand, however, is how he ended up in bed with a probably-not-legal kid crying in his arms about his broken heart, because he’s pretty sure (and correct him if he’s wrong) that a babysitting job was not what he was looking for when he went to the opening of his friend’s new club. http://archiveofourown.org/works/3808921/chapters/8487562 one of my ult favs!!!

Who’d Have Known (Yoonmin, Angst/Fluff, Completed): Yoongi thinks Jimin is too happy. Jimin’s just trying to be happy and make others feel the same. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4574937/chapters/10419375this fic destroyed me! read with caution ;; (it’s so sad friends)

How To Seduce Your Dance Teacher by Jean Jungkook (Jikook, College!AU, Smut, 2/2): Jungkook devises a plan to seduce Jimin. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5301047/chapters/12237965 also A++ even if I don’t really read Jikook.

The Ones Leading Up To The One (Yoonmin, One Shot): “I take pictures based on emotion. And trust me, I was feeling a whole lot of emotion seeing you do all those things.” "Feeling what emotion?” "Mainly, secondhand embarrassment.” http://archiveofourown.org/works/6186106

Throw Sum ‘Mo (Series) (Yoonmin, Sugar Daddy!AU, Smut, One Shots): http://archiveofourown.org/series/271573 this series is my life sshhhhhh…

Let me be your kitten (Yoonmin, Smut/Fluff, OneShot): Yoongi works as a pet-sitter part time. When he gets sent to look after a cat called ‘Jimin’ one afternoon, he expects just that: an actual cat, with paws and muzzle and fur. Instead, he’s greeted by the sight of a very naked boy waiting for him. It’s safe to say he almost had a heart-attack. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6502249 the famous fanfic where I forgot to get off at my train station ;)))) just smut!!

touch me like you do (Sugakookie, Smut, One Shot): Jimin thinks Jungkook has been to stressed about college. Taking him to a club could be the best or worst idea Jimin could ever have. Jungkook thinks its the best. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5580268

in you’re eyes (it’s were I wanna be) (Yoonmin, Fluff/Humor, One Shot): Jimin accidentally starts a nickname war with the cute blonde who likes his coffee way too bitter. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6602608 this is soooo cuteeee

Show Me What You Got (Yoonmin, Sugar Daddy!AU, Smut, One Shot): Yoongi and Jimin had a contract. Only problem: there was no clause on Potential Emotions. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6301978 I’m all for that Sugar Daddy, let me live XDDD

didn’t sign up for this (Yoonmin, Romatic/Comedy, One Shot): when jin tells him about jimin, he imagines a tall, lanky, university stud who showers maximum twice a week. one can say yoongi has a poor sense of imagination. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6290941

the shorter the closer to hell (Yoonmin, Pornstar!AU, One Shot): Jimin’s a pornstar and Yoongi an avid porn watcher http://archiveofourown.org/works/6094303 don’t judge me…

Run Lost Boy (Sugakookie, Peter Pan!AU, Fluff, One Shot): Neverland is home to lost boys like Jungkook and lost boys like Jungkook are supposed to be free. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6392014 this one is sooooooo good!!!! i love it so much!

Olympus (Sugakookie, Greek Mythology!AU, One Shot): “you say that now,” namjoon, a son of athena, states. “but in the future, you never know what might change.” “trust me, if i am felled, it won’t be because of love,” yoongi tells him stiffly. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6297415

Strawberry Lube (Yoonmin, Smut/Fluff/Angst, 4/4): Yoongi remembers little to nothing of their crazy drunken night out. But of two things he’s absolutely sure, one: he’s not gay, two: he just slept with Park Jimin. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4527492/chapters/10301361 one of my all time favs!!!

If it tastes good, it must be mine (Yoonmin, Coffeeshop!AU, Mature, Fluff/MildSmut, One Shot): Park Jimin is a pastry chef and Min Yoongi falls for his smile, his stories, and his raspberry cheesecake. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5087413

peaches and cream (Series) (Sugakookie, Pastel!Kookie, College!AU, Smut, One Shots): http://archiveofourown.org/series/468823

Witchcraft (Sugakookie, Lounge Singer!AU, Fluff, One Shot): Jungkook was playing out the last few notes, his voice lowering with the last word when he noticed HIM. He’d casually glanced up from the piano to make sure the lady was satisfied when his eyes landed on the man. Something in his chest tightened and he quickly glanced away before he was caught staring but all it took was one short glance for the image of the handsome blond stranger to be burned into his mind for the rest of the night. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5247551

future tense (Sugakookie, underage, ANGST! One Shot): Jeongguk was born with wings of blood and bone, broken beyond repair. It was Yoongi who had stitched feathers to the seams, promising that they would fly away from here, as far as they could possibly go. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6023128 this is so angsty omg!!!!

Kickstart (Series) (Yoonmin, Hitman!AU, Angst/Violence, Chaptered): http://archiveofourown.org/series/396790

Watch Me (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Jimin puts a whole new meaning on the guy-next-door, one that Yoongi is intimately aware of. http://archiveofourown.org/works/3544433

game changer (OT7, Smut, Gangbang, One Shot): Yoongi’s partly bored, partly turned on, but deep down they all want to know how depraved this game will have to get until Jungkook spits that water back out and surrenders. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4487085

change your mind (Sugakookie, Sex Shop!AU, Smut, One Shot): jungkook works at a sex shop but is too embarrassed to even look at most of the merchandise (even after he buys it). yoongi decides to do something about it. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5545736

the game is on (Sugakookie, Mature, One Shot): prompt: Suga/Jungkook - Suga is a Basketball Coach, Jungkook is a player on the team AU http://archiveofourown.org/works/1778842

A Day at the Recording Studio (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Jimin wants to play with Yoongi inside the recording studio, and they do just that. http://archiveofourown.org/works/3955351

You’re so Hot (Yoonmin, Humor/Fluff/MildSmut, One Shot): 4 times Yoongi can’t find the courage to express his feelings for Jimin, but 1 time he stops being such a damn coward. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6458272

i feel like pray (I feel like praying) (Yoonmin, Vampire!AU, Explicit, Smut, One Shot): "I’m joking!” Jimin yelps. “Oh god please don’t take that seriously in that case. But if I were to offer you something other than blood?” http://archiveofourown.org/works/6443203

Wrong Number (Yoonmin, Mature, One Shot): “Hello Kookie, don’t talk. Just listen.” Jimin called the wrong number one night. And Suga answered. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6443746


In Progress:

 Thursday (Yoonmin, side Vkook, Mature, 8/?): Jimin’s sad. Yoongi’s obsessed. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4848125/chapters/11107025
very sad, but soooo good!!

I Just Wanted To Tell You That I Love You (Yoonmin, Mature, Fluff/Angst, 4/?): After the untimely death of his older brother, Min Yoongi suddenly becomes the only possible guardian for his six-year-old niece. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4878574/chapters/11185051

Who’d Have Known (Yoonmin, Angst/Fluff, Completed): Yoongi thinks Jimin is too happy. Jimin’s just trying to be happy and make others feel the same. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4574937/chapters/10419375
this fic destroyed me! read with caution ;; (it’s so sad friends)

Beauty and the Geek (Yoonmin, Side Jikook,Vkook & Namjin,Sugar Daddy!AU, Mature, 6/?): Yoongi, being rich and awkward, decides that he might as well try to make a friend through a sugar daddy website.
Only, it ends up being Park Jimin. 
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5573131/chapters/12847417
this fic is love!!! **

Sugakookie Luv Affair (Sugakookie xD, Mature, Fluff, 11/?): random sugakookie fics I just need to get out of my systemhttp://archiveofourown.org/works/3630171/chapters/8016621

Not Even The Rain (Taegi, Hitman!AU, Explicid, 8/?): Min Yoongi never expected that one day he would become a hitman. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5779666/chapters/13320385
A++ love this fic!! and Hitman Yoongi is life!

Snapshot Vigilante (Yoonmin, side Namjin, Superheros!AU, 18/?): Jimin knew that life in the big city would be different, but dealing with super powered mishaps and one piece of bad luck after another was a bit much. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5538611/chapters/12777329
this is also soooo good! (but angsty).

Stop My Heart (Vkook, Explicit, Hurt/Comfort/Angst/Smut, 22/?): "What does it feel like?”“What?”“Knowing you fixed the heart of the man who broke yours?” http://archiveofourown.org/works/3202751/chapters/6965090 
this fic is love this fic is life! a MUST read!!! (and baby jimin ;;) and the smut is so darn good!!! 

Cupid (Yoonmin, Matchmaker!AU, Fluff/Crack, 4/7): Yoongi is looking for love and Jimin just so happens to be Mr. Cupid. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5510042/chapters/12725534
this cute and funny!!! 

Electric Love (Yoonmin, Side Jihope, Vmon, Jinkook, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Smut/Fluff/Angst, 11/?): The dream Jimin is having isn’t feeling so sweet anymore. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5645434/chapters/13001281
very angsty but also very cute, jimin is crying so much! (and Hobie with Sunny from SNSD which is so weird, but just ignore and really weird background scenes xD)

Blueberries aren’t actually blue (Yoonmin, Mature, College!AU, 4/?): Jimin somehow found himself in a slave contract and hated Jungkook for being so smug about it. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6240502/chapters/14298019

Dead Leaves (Vkook, Explicit, Crime/Smut, Lawyer/Crime!AU, 4/?):  Taehyung doesn’t know how he got into this mess, one minute he thought he was going on an innocent date, the next he was being accused of murder. He has no choice but to leave his fate in the hands of his powerful lawyer. He would give anything to Jeon Jungkook though. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5985490/chapters/13754635
anyone asked for Layer!Kookie? :DDD

Le Coeur de la Bête (Yoonmin, side Vkook, Beauty and the Beast!AU, 2/?): http://archiveofourown.org/works/6249142/chapters/14317897
this has not enough chapter yet, but it’s so cute!!

Of Choco Shops & Teddy Bears (Yoonmin, Coffeshop!AU, Fluff, 4/?): If Jimin has learned one thing this Valentine’s Day, it’s that you shouldn’t buy a boyfriend of only three weeks an expensive chocolate set. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6018804/chapters/13809357

You own me a date, or something (Yoonmin, Matchmaker!AU, Mature but mostly Fluff, ¾): Yoongi has dated… one person. And that person fucked him over. When he gets a wedding invitation from none other than yours truly, he RSVPs, not realizing that there’s a plus one. He applies to a matchmaking service to try and fill up his “date” for the night: he doesn’t think that you’re supposed to fall in love with your matchmaker, though. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413020/chapters/14681230 I have a thing for matchmaking AUs don’t judge me I’m weak…

What the Fuck? (Yoonmin, Coffeeshop!AU, Crack/MildSmut, 5/6): Yoongi’s all for one night stands. They’re quick, convenient and straight to the point, without all the hassle of relationships and mushy feelings involved. In reality, things don’t always turn out as you expect. And this is Yoongi’s story of how his string of hook ups fucked him up, and not in the way he wanted. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5122547/chapters/11784731

Fic Recommendations

Hello everybody! I’m assuming y’all are on Christmas break, and so am I! I’ve been reading a lot too much lately and I’ve stumbled over some REALLY GOOD FICS LIKE WHAT THE HELL THESE DESERVE PRAISE

Oh and thanks to @fruitysmellz for mentioning me in her post. YOU ROCK!

NEJITEN FIC RECS

Some are AU, some are not, WHATEVER. Read them anyway.

  1. Pumpkins and Anthropology by maravelous

Pairings: ShikaTema and NejiTen (AU) 

Summary:  “I think humans are more beautiful than any story or picture ever made." 

Notes: maravelous’ prose is something you are gonna want to read. The fic is endearing, and whimsical, and oh—so—natural when you read it. It isn’t like all the other AU high school fics you read. This one actually has PURPOSE. (Also maravelous is my writing idol I love her)

     2. Four Conversations on the Subject of Flight by wildcatt

Pairings: NejiTen (Narutoverse)

Summary:  Flying is not as perfect as you imagine it to be, you know. Flying is just falling up.

Notes: pretty angsty. And beautiful. Something you can read for a good cry.

   3. a memory stick full of myspace friends by Straw8erries

Pairings: Nejiten (AU)

Summary:  fake facebook dating: it’s really cute, she swears

Notes: It’s a cute little thing. The romance is subtle, but not too subtle. May require more mature audiences though.

   4. borealis by hyperphonic

Pairings: NejiTen (Narutoverse)

Summary:  Beside him, Tenten runs her fingers over the foible of her katana, true edge facing the door. "They want your eyes.” It is not a question.

Notes: It’s a pretty fic. Breathtaking. Like the aurora.

   5. Goldilocks by a Different Name by Aquarius Galuxy

Pairings: NejiTen (Narutoverse)

Summary:  Tenten discovers that someone has been living in her apartment when she goes away on long missions.

Notes: Aquarius Galuxy is like the senpai of all teenager fics. While maravelous may be my idol, Aquarius Galuxy is a definite fav. Read her fics guys.

(Warning: Her fics may require more mature audiences. I speak for myself as well)

LONGER FICS

Some fics that exceed the “can be read in less than an hour” time limit. They’re still awesome though.

   1. like paper dolls and little notes by Seynee

Pairings: NejiTen (AU)

Summary:  It’s not that Tenten hates flying. In fact, she kind of likes it. Especially when she gets free cocktails. Especially when she’s sitting next to a handsome stranger. Especially when she gets to talk to him. This is going to be good.

Notes: Alright, I admit that I have been trying to read this fic for a long time. This is actually my first NejiTen fic, and I have attempted to read this more than three times. Good thing there’s no school on Sunday. The ending is EPIC.

(Warning: Fic is too good to be read. But read it anyway)

   2. Along the Way by MasterAverage

Pairings: NejiTen and some others (AU)

Summary:  It all started when Naruto refused to give Neji his house key back until he finally kissed a girl. 

Notes: Now HERE is your typical High School AU fic. But it’s still a must read. It’s fun, but there are some parts that are serious. Like a salad.

   3. Scars and Stitches by pusa.is.me

Pairings: NejiTen and some LeeTen to boot (Narutoverse)

Summary:  A love triangle of Gai-stronomic proportions.

Notes: Holy shit. This fic is like, the most beautiful Naruto fic I have ever read. Sure there is LeeTen, but fear not, NejiTen fans. This will make you cry. And laugh. And feel like a proud Papa Gai.

(Warning: READ THIS OR ELSE YOU HAVEN’T LIVED)

   4. Manager and Other Side Jobs by Scintazzle

Pairings: NejiTen. There is some NejiSaku but let us not go to those dark times…(AU)

Summary:  Accepting the shady job offer wasn’t really one of her best choices…but discovering she threw up on her future boss was even worse. 

Notes: This was an amazing fic. A breather, but can clench your lungs as well. Based on being a celebrity and what the showbiz is actually like.

(Warning: Sakura may grate on your nerves for a while after reading this fic)

   5. Unexpected Hero by notesonlife

Pairings: NejiTen and some others

Summary:  Being a ‘dorm mother’, or slave in hell, to five elite shinobi is not an easy task, especially for Tenten.

Notes: Pretty serious~~~

NON-NEJITEN  FICS

Hey, not only NejiTen fics come with great authors. Here are some amazing Naruto fics you’re gonna wanna see.

   1. Songs for a Dancer by pusa.is.me

Pairings: ShikaTen, NejiTen (Narutoverse)

Summary: He was a genius, and he could predict two hundred different outcomes to a single scenario, and every outcome he could think of leads to only one thing—his heart getting broken.

Notes: Alright, I am a dedicated NejiTen fan. But this fic, my friends, is the definition of AMAZING. Even though it’s ShikaTen, one-sided love can only go so far. It gives a clear and in-depth POV about NejiTen by our one and only genius. 

   2. Eraser dusts by Wintry Leen

Pairings: SaiIno (AU)

Summary: He says I love you through his sketches.

Notes: I admit Sai is actually one of my favorite characters. Shoot me. But before that, read this first, and I swear even the most dedicated ShikaIno fans will find this endearing.

   3. Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee

Pairings: ShikaTema (Narutoverse)

Summary: It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.

Notes: What can I say? I love ShikaTema. It’s well-written, thoughts of characters are on-point, and it’s overall a nice read. Perfect for lattes in late afternoon.

   4. What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam

Pairings: NOTHING. Kakashi/Gai bromance. (Narutoverse)

Summary:  Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he’s already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

Notes: Prettay Angsty too D:

   5. Coffee Table Talk by firefly

Pairings: NOTHING. But Temari/Hidan interaction is actually quite funny. (Narutoverse)

Summary:  Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other.

Notes: This is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read. Kudos to “what the fuck, guys, I send you a messenger and y’all just ignore him.” Comedy gold.

   6. Ink by xiaoyings

Pairings: SaiIno. (Narutoverse)

Summary: It’s his turn to catch her.

Notes: I’ve fallen in love with SaiIno. This fic is beautiful—leads you all the way from first encounters to marriage to old age, and overall, this fic was just one heck of a ride. Don’t blame me for cutting onions under your bed. It’s gonna make you cry.

WRITERS ON TUMBLR

Hey, it’s a pretty small world. There are people here too.

@misspandalily IS MY SAVIOR AND ALSO HAS FANFICTION. You can find her in fanfiction.net as misspandalily. She also has this fic called Immortal Love that is still in the making, and I lurv it.

@tabine is also working on a fic on fanfiction.net , also here on tumblr and in AO3. They’re working on this fic called The Secret Life of Teachers. Fun stuff.

@giada-luna also has ff.net and her fics are AMAZING. Go check her out sometime, I heard they’re really good.

PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU HAVE FF.N SO I CAN READ ALL YOUR FICS. AND REVIEW. REVIEWS ARE GUARANTEED.

If you need more fics, go check out my favorites in my fanfiction.net account aka. twinquies . ALL THOSE FICS ARE WORTHWHILE

I’ve also probably read 99.999% of all existing NejiTen fics, and yes—I have pretty high standards. I know y’all probably know NessieGG and Goldberry, and that’s why I haven’t added them here—there are other nice fics too. 

HAPPY READING!

Rewatching Reflekta

I feel like this part of the opening is relevant this episode. I can’t believe Juleka is actually Mike Wazowski

K let’s see who we’ve got in Mendeleiev’s class… I recognize not-crying-enough-girl, Justin Extra, the heartless kid from Darkblade, that cool girl, Jean Duparc, girl who looks like Asami, Mireille Caquet, Ron Weasley, Aurore Beauréal, and some other kids who I don’t have nicknames for yet

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS GREAT:

Kim is listening to Max talking about something

My sunshine children Adrien and Nino are chatting

Juleka and Rose are having a moment

Marinette’s spying on Adrien and Alya’s 30000% too entertained by this

Nathanaël’s doing something on his phone and Mylène and Ivan are watching him

Chloé and Sabrina are taking selfies or smth

The teachers are chatting (I love how Mr Damocles isn’t in the other class’s photo, they’re clearly not cool enough)

And Alix hasn’t even bothered to turn up yet (unless she’s too short and standing behind someone)

Seriously, what is my precious tomato son doing? He’s just scrolling? Maybe he’s showing Mylène and Ivan his artwork on like tumblr or something

JUST LOOK AT THESE TWO. THIS IS SO PURE AND SWEET. I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS IT’S SO CUTE HELP ME

This is glorious. Ron Weasley, Asami and not-crying-enough-girl were in their class. Chloé and Juleka haven’t changed. Sabrina is wearing green. Nath is wearing indigo. Kim is wearing yellow. Rose has long hair. Max has an afro. Marinette has her hair in a bun

MR RAMIER GET YOUR DARN PIGEONS UNDER CONTROL

Rose NOTICED POOR JULEKA AND SHE LOOKS SAD AAAAAAAA (also see Kim doing bunny ears to Marinette)

Look at this. Look at my cute smiling goth daughter. If you haven’t yet adopted her idk what you’re waiting for

HER NAILS

One of the rare times we get to see both her eyes. This is an important moment.

Okay poor Ivan but I just can’t stop laughing… look at Max’s face. And you can barely even see Alix omg why did the photographer even considering putting the class giant on the front row

Marinette that’s a cute pose you’re doing there

Juleka’s death glare is my favourite thing

Chloé what the heck

Same

Look at this family portrait of my 14 adopted children and my two adoptive parents

Why do they all look so unimpressed. Sabrina literally only asked to go to the toilet, it’s not like these guys knew she was up to mischief. Well okay Mylène just looks surprised and tbh “unimpressed” is Alix’s default facial expression anyway but like. Max and Marinette. Why are you unimpressed.

It seems this water cooler only has one cup. Where are all the other cups? How is more than one student supposed to drink out of this thing?

Why is there randomly a chair in the toilets

Why do these toilet doors have handles

Max just looks so done. Same, my child, same

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PICTURE SO MUCH

Everyone in Mendeleiev’s class has so much attitude

I love how while everyone else is like “Oh yeah where’s Juleka???” Alix is just like “idc I’m outta here” and walks off

Marinette’s impression of Juleka is spot on tbh

CHLOÉ LOOKS GUILTY FOR ABOUT 0.1 SECONDS, JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE

When you realize the Reflekta Julerose scene is basically just the Horrificator Ivan/Mylène scene but gayer

I’M NOT CRYING. I JUST… I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. SOMEONE’S CHOPPING ONIONS IN HERE PROBABLY

This looks kinda uncomfortable

I’m worried about Juleka. She’s clearly very unhappy and has very, very low self esteem, even to the point of truly believing Rose would be better off without her. I know some people are like “why did she get akumatized over something as trivial as a class photo?” but I think it’s actually something far deeper than that, and not so easily fixed.

AGAIN, HER NAILS

HER EYELASHES

HER LITERALLY EVERYTHING OMG LOOK AT THIS VILLAIN WHAT EVEN IS THIS

Mr Damocles and the Italian camera dude are totes besties

AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ARE TOTES BESTIES? Look at this. I’ve been keeping an eye on Nathanaël okay, and he never hangs out with anyone one-on-one, ever. The closest thing is when the whole class is there. But look. He’s talking to Alix Kubdel. One-on-one. You know, the other classmate who doesn’t have a best friend. So like I’m not saying these two are actually secretly best friends but OH WAIT THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’M SAYING

Btw Marinette’s lucky Chloé chose to record from this exact angle, otherwise Tikki would have been caught on camera and that would be the end of that

I love smug Tikki

Rose probably told Mylène and Jean Duparc what happened to poor Juleka. I bet they’re all predicting she’s gonna get akumatized

OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT they’re still talking to each other. Yeah yeah this is a background moment I shouldn’t read so much into it… but it’s not like they both got akumatized on their birthdays or anything… or that they’re near each other in the theme song, like all the other best friends… or that Horrificator kidnapped them in the same round, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER BEST FRIENDSOR THAT THEY’RE THE ONLY TWO CLASSMATES WHO DON’T HAVE A CONFIRMED BEST FRIEND/COMPANION AND I’VE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN NATH HANGING OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE EVER (THIS IS NOW MY FAV BROTP FIGHT ME)

That djwifi tho

It’s really creepy that she attacked Rose so callously. But then again, Reflekta is unique in that she has the exact opposite personality to Juleka, so while Juleka clearly cares about Rose a lot, Reflekta doesn’t care at all.

Also Juleka is noodle-armed whereas Reflekta has an eight pack, Reflekta is shredded

Okay I’m going out on a limb here based on who I just saw get transformed… that crying one on the floor is probably Rose being terrified for herself and Juleka, and the one on the left is probably Alix going “I’m tall now???” (The ones in the background are prob Mr Damocles and Italian camera dude, tho I saw Kim, Ivan, Alya, Nath and a bunch of background characters get transformed too)

How did she get out of this tho

Her evil laugh is creepy whether you watch it in French or English

Not sure what to say about this

She’s sliding down the railing, why do we not talk about this more

This is so cool tho. She blocks every single one of Ladybug’s attacks while strutting along as if she’s on the catwalk. Reflekta is fab and she knows it

Um… I’m pretty sure French dub Reflekta just implied she’s planning on keeping LB’s earrings… uh do you seriously think Hawk Moth’s gonna let you do that

I bet this one’s Alix, she looks like she’s gonna punch someone

I still can’t believe Reflekta just frickin stepped on all of them and ran away

Nyaah~

Darn tourists

Out of context this looks like Ladybug and Reflekta are a couple now

They see me rollin, they hatin

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think she’s the only one to be de-akumatized while still standing up

Oh, so they did take one with Mr Damocles (also I’m loving how angry that dude on the front row is looking). But where are Aurore and Mireille?

Kim you better not be bullying Ivan again

Tfw when you’re not sure whether this counts as a Kimax moment or a heartrate moment so Both. Both is Good.

EEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This has been said before but I’ll say it again - Juleka’s Angels needs to be a spinoff

EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS MAKES ME HAPPY. EVERY SINGLE CLASSMATE. ALL OF THEM.

Warning

The following imagery is disturbing to some people. It is totally and completely NSFW and if things like that make you uncomfortable please scroll past this post and continue tumbling.

 

Consider yourself warned.

 

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Sorry to everyone who just popped a boner or have to change their now sopping wet panties. I know we've all deleted “Sexy Shoulder” “Hot Female Arm” and “Incredibly Attractive Armpits” from our history countless times, but I have something important to say about this curve where our arm meets our body that society seems to go batshit about.

 

Apparently I missed the boat when it comes to the armpit fetish, because that’s the only way I can explain the obsession the world seems to have with armpits. Specifically female armpits. They must be shaven at all times. Deodorants must smell like you just rolled through a field of artificially manufactured daisy shit (Off topic but seriously. Why is is to hard to find unscented deodorant?!). And these things are banned from schools. It’s dumb and it’s stupid, but thinking about it got me really worked up about school dress-codes.

 

The other day a friend of mine was in a debate about this exact issue. You see, the school district I used to attend (I’m home-schooled now, but only have been for a few months.) is thinking about erasing the school dress-code. Just letting students wear what they want, as long as it doesn't threaten the health of the students (So no dresses made of knives or poison laced rings.)

 

Now obviously if a school is considering doing something like this, there’s going to be some complainers. The boy she was debating this with seemed to be so upset about tank-tops I’m surprised he didn't have some sort of heart attack. I imagine holding that much holding that much hatred towards an article of clothing can have some negative health effects, such as “Dumbfuckwadatosis” and “Beingalittlebitchitis”.

 

Kidding aside, the main points this boy seemed to bring up over and over, was that a) Most clothing “slutty teenagers” wear nowadays is “completely transparent” (Obviously he didn’t pass 9th grade science because if he did he would know translucent and transparent are two different things. Last time I checked teenage girls weren’t wearing glass/saran wrap to school) b) The dress code exists so that students will look professional. and c) The way some girls dress makes others uncomfortable, and it’s selfish to show off your body just because you’re proud. Now he said all this along with calling multiple girls whores and saying “if you didn’t learn why some things are a bad idea and why it’s important to know what a majority would think with reason then the Clorox bleach is in your cleaning cabinet waiting with a martini glass”

So obviously this is a kid operating without a brain, and by using “If you don’t agree with my than go kill yourself” as a legitimate argumentative point, he lost all merit he once had. But it did get me thinking.

 

What if I put together a bunch on very unprofessional (possibly even provocative *gasp*) outfits, that fit within the current dress-code. Then I thought, what if I put together a bunch of semi-professional and respectable outfits using clothing not currently accepted within the dress-code. So that what I’m going to do.

This is all of my clothing, every last bit, excluding things that are too small / don’t fit.

Now before we start I want to talk about the dress-code and it’s rules. All of this will be based off of what is listed on my school district website, and personal experience on how it’s enforced. Obviously some rules may differ depending on the area, but this is how it was at my school.

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These are the general rules.

  • No inappropriate logos or messages on shirts.

  • No exposed bras, thongs, or other underwear

  • Opaque clothing

  • Shoulders completely covered (This is usually enforced as the “3 finger rule” all tank tops must be thicker than 3 of your fingers together.)

  • No boobs or cleavage

  • Back and midriff covered

  • Shorts must be longer than your fingertips with arms relaxed at the sides

 

Now these are the rules listed. What they don’t say is that you aren’t allowed to wear PJ’s or tights that aren’t covered by shorts or a dress/skirt.

 

So first off, I’ll show you the “school appropriate” outfits I put together. If you see a problem in any of them where I overlook a dress-code rule, please inform me and I’ll remove that picture from this post and leave the caption “I was suspended for this outfit”

 

I call this “Above legal drinking age and have never tried extacy”

This one is called “Very classy lady on her way to a business meeting”

A fan favorite here. It’s called “Above the age of 12 and wearing this unironically”

This one is my personal fav. “I am a doctor with a law degree and also an engineer.”

And lastly, “I stay at home on weekends to watch family feud with my grandma.”

So those are all the outfits I made that fit into the dress code. Here are the ones that don’t

A particularly wretched photo labeled “I fuck men with my armpits because I’m a slutty bitch whore slut.”

This photo is appalling. Bearing her shoulders and her midriff?! It’s called “Dirty whore with no dignity and several STD’s”

The first in a horrible series of photos labeled “I love anal”

The second “I love anal” photo. Make note of the bright colours in this one. She’s trying to draw more attention to herself that way. Even though her breasts (which are totally a sexual organ by the way) are completely covered, you can tell she wants to have intercourse. 

The third and last “I love anal” photo. She tries to make herself look grunge in this photo. Absolutely disgusting and dirty. 

This one really gets under my skin. Not only is she showing her legs like a slut, but her shirt is white and you can see her bra through it. It’s titled “Fake geek girl trying to get attention with her tits”

Lastly, this is a sloby good for nothing whore in PJ’s. It’s called “I do porn and have sex for money.” since PJ’s in public = sex worker.

Now, since I know you all just came in your pants, I’ll give you a little time to clean up and wash your eyes out with soap before I continue.

 

But there it is.The clothing that set churches on fire and ruin people’s lives. The outfits we have banned from schools. These are articles of clothing that get girls sent home from school. That’s right. So incredibly outrageous that a student is forced to miss the entire day of study and must then catch up the following day. Let alone if you are caught committing the dastardly deed that is wearing a pair of shorts multiple times. If that happens you can be suspended for days, possibly even weeks. I’m not even done yet I still want to talk about the things we as students can wear comfortably.

 

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This is a map of the world. Now depending on where you are located on this map, hot weather can be though. Now I live in Canada, and I know we get shit about being freezing cold, but it can get to be 30C (86F) sometimes even 40C (104F) degree heat here. That’s hot enough, and as someone who doesn't take heat well, can make me feel really effing sick. People can faint or get really sick from heat, and as anyone with a uterus knows: periods + extremely hot weather = excruciating pain and discomfort. People always talk about how uncomfortable it makes the boys, and how we’re selfish for not covering up, but I’d like my comfort to be taken into account too. The last thing I want to do is wake up in the morning, put on a way-too-hot outfit, and then spend 6 hours of my day sweating in a sweaty room full of other sweaty students. If you've been out of school for awhile or attend some magical school for pixies, most schools don’t have air conditioning. Meaning when it’s 42 and you’re internally dying, you fucking deal with it. No weaksauce temperature controlled breathable air for you. You put ice-cubes in your bra and toughen up.

 

Now what does this have to do with anything you may ask? Even if you don’t give a shit about looking professional at school, I want you to refer back to the clothing I was wearing that was “school appropriate”. What’s the common theme between all of them? Your answer is layers. Layers on layers on layers of clothing

 

Even if you thought those outfits were appropriate for a school environment, you can’t tell me that it’s even remotely possible to wear that many layers in extreme heat. It doesn’t even get that hot where I live, can you imagine all the poor girls in Texas or Australia where shit gets fucking hot.

 

Now I’m going to show you all the clothes that I can actually wear to school

 

First off, since we won’t be layering, all of the clothing that is against the dress-code can go

 

Far too hot for sweaters, so those can go.

 

So can long sleeve tops and jeans since those are basically death

 

Look at this. Two piles. After filling my bed with clothes, that was all that was left. This isn’t because I’m a “slut” or a part time prostitute. This is because clothing companies don’t make clothes that are “school appropriate”

 

The only reason there are two piles is because I was lucky enough to buy a few pairs of these in 2010.

 

I often see the argument “why don’t girls just wear shorts that aren’t all the way up their ass.” The answer is because they don’t exist anymore. They’re out of style and thus smaller stores don’t sell them anymore. Last fall when I went school shopping, I searched everywhere for another pair of these. After going to two different malls, I found two stores total that carried these shorts. In both places they were 40+$ and don’t have that kind of money to spend on anything right now, let alone clothing I don’t even like. Shopping for school clothes is extremely hard, because they simply don’t make clothing that is wearable in the heat, and fits all of a school’s strict guidelines

 

Stop telling me girls need to cover up. Because we try, but since we don’t cover up perfectly to your standards then we’re sent home and we miss school and we stop bothering. We stop caring about our bodies, we stop caring about our learning, and we stop caring about ourselves. When you constantly say “Don’t wear that, don’t show this, this makes you a slut, and teens these days are so disgusting” that we start to believe that we are. We start shaming ourselves and each other about our bodies. It’s not healthy and it’s not okay. These stupid school dress codes don’t make any sense, and they makes things much more difficult than they need to be.

 

When you start calling girls sluts, and gross, and whores, for the things that they wear, they start to see themselves that way. Girls already have enough pressure put on the to look perfect, and when they finally have enough confidence in themselves to wear that tank top, or those shorts, they don’t need you to call them a whore for doing so.

“Wow two in one day,” I know, I’m a godsend. 

But seriously, this is dedicated to my tumblr bestie @fuckyeahbulletclub bc I love her and she’s been having a not so fun time lately, so. I LOVE YOU BOO BOO. 

I don’t think like? He can go a moment?? WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A SASSY ASSHOLE OKAY??? 

… Letting my imagination run wild rn JUST IMAGINE OKAY HE IS PROB USUALLY A DOM, ya know. Ususally. BUT LIKE IMGAINE IF HE WASN’T LIKE JUST A ONE TIME THING OF WASN’T THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE OKAY 

This lil cutie patootie, okay like, I am in love with this man and his lil cutie patootie ways. 

He looks like he is singing suck my dick, probably is but in my head it’s to the tune of jingle bells. “SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK, SUCK IT ALL THE WAY,” 

*wiggles eyebrow* He looks so sassy here and like, yes sir, ya know? Like. This matches up perfectly with your fic like when he’s getting all pissy, YA KNOW THIS IS THE FACE I THINK OF WHEN HE’S TALKING TO THE READER  EXCELLENT. 

My lil squishy squishes. LOOK AT THEM THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD HERE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW 100000000/10

Look at this giggly baby OH MY GOD D D DDD LOOK AT HIM I LIVE FOR HIM.

Those baby blues, LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL HOW BLUE A PERSON’S EYES ARE FROM LIKE FAR AWAY BUT THEY ARE JUST SO BLUE THEY SUCK YOU IN HAHAHAHAHAAHA I’M NOT CRYING SHUT UP. 

I love them all so much omfg 

This just reminds me of a hair or makeup commercial because he just “Ah,” ya know, when they do the dramatic hair flip and bam it’s makeupp. 

KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY THIS PPICTURE IS THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH LOOK AT TONGUE AND EYES AND YES 

Look at my bbs, they are so perfect and I HOPE THEY NEVER EVER CHANGE BC LOOK OKAY it’s like the two punk rock kids who hang out with the two like spunk anime kids, YA KNOW YA KNOW YA KNOW AND POEPLE ARE LIKE “how??? Are you guys friends???” AND THEY JUST ARE. 

V. NECK. SHIRT. LET. ME. LIVE. AND HIS EYES DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED LOooK AT HIS BABY BLUES I CANNOT AND HIS FACE LIKE WOW DAMN OKAY DAMN LIKE 

Black and white Adam Cole, just as fione as colored Adam Cole. Good to know. 

I WANT THESE SWEATPANTS THEY SAY HEEL NATURE AND THEY LOOK COMFY AS FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK. Is he wearing a Finn shirt? He’s wearing a Finnegan shirt. Oh ymy gooodoododdddd

OKAY SOMETHING ELSE I WANT, (no not Adam, even though yes I do.) I WANT THIS SHIRT OKAY I WANT THIS BAYBAY SHIRT AND I KNOW MY BESTIE DOES TOO, SIGN ME UP I’M BUYING 500 GIVING THEM AWAY AS GIFTS WE CAN BE THE BAYBAY CLUB. 

Blurry gym selfie because yes. 

GIGGLY BABY BOY, LOVE YOU

looOOK HE’S WEARInG THE SHIRT FROM WHEN THEY DID THE THING, YA KNOW THE THING THE THING MY FAV FAV FAVA THING

Okay but hot damn, why ya gotta DO ME LIKE THIS COLE, COME ON BAYBAY What do you think he’s listening to tho? I am like legitimately curious. 

SAMI AND ADAM LOOK AT THEM THEY WERE SO LITTLE, OH MY GOOOOOOOD, little babies I cannot, matching bandannas. 

Okay yes, Adam looks delicious here, BUT WHAT IS MATT DOING WHAT IS HE DOING OMG 

… The sweatshirt. FIRST OFF HOW DARE YOU LOOK LIKE THIS IN A SWEATSHIRT THEY ARE MEANT FOR LAZY DAYS AND NOT LOOKING GOOD THIS IS A FELONY SECOND LOOK AT TAPED FINGERS I CNANOT, LIKE I know you guys probably think daddy and dom are my ultimate kinks, but they are nothing compared to my kink for like finger wrapping and arm wrapping, okay, NOTHING COMPARED TO IT. 

NUMBER 1 BAYBAY 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 okay but come on, how can you not have dirty thoughts with THIS HE IS ON HIS GOD DAMN KNEES FOR PETE SAKES. YOU GOTTA LET A GIRL LIVE 

… I love the way his EYES CRINKLE WHEN HE SMILES LIKE HIS SMILE GOES UP intO HIS EYES AND THAT IS A BLESSING. 

BAYBAY i LOVE THE RED, HE LOOKS DAMN GOOD IN RED, LOVE IT, 10/10 WOULD BANG ON A WALL… I mean. Hang o n a wall. Yeah. Hang the picture. On the wall. 

Is he smokinga  cigar?? Like, I love the smell of cigars. 

He looks so soft and comfy and MY LITTLE BABY’S ARM I AM SORRY I MEAN MY BAYBAY’S ARM, So soft, so squish. 

Originally posted by samizayn

CRINKLY. SMILEY. GIGGLE. BABY I CANNOT LOOK AT HIM 

Originally posted by mkdshadtr

This does things to me, amazing, lovely, 10/10

Originally posted by unique-opportunity

HE IS SO AMAZING, I LOVE HIM, I KNOW YOU DON’T CARE LIL SQUISH, AND I DON’T EITHER. 

Originally posted by colesteencole

Did you guys really think I wasn’t going to include this. Come on. Really? 

Originally posted by colesteencole

Oh I do, don’t worry.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Originally posted by billiekaywwe

This is a good place to put it, wowo wowowowowow, I LOVE HIM HIIM HIM I LOVEEEEEEE. Look at his glasses, beautiful, wonderful, work of art. 

anonymous asked:

Hello! Your blog is so beautiful !Like a candy for the eyes.Ok enough sweet talk, let's speak business ! RFA HC about MC being a sassy smart-ass, puns at every occasion and call them by nicknames...I do that all the time, try to guess 'em : "Ambiguous Flirting Narcissist", "Sleeping Coffee", "Slave 2.0", "50 shades of Han" (I also like to go by "Sebastian" if you get the reference lol), and my little fav "Absolutely any number from 1 to 99 excluding every 7" I hope you have fun with this, love !

LOL thanks, you’re funny!!!

~headcanon requests closed for now~

Yoosung

  • Yoosung was deeply focused on LOLOL
  • lazer focused
  • he had his headset on and everything
  • but MC wanted attention
  • “Yoosungieee”
  • they whined, watching him play at his desk from the bed
  • he doesn’t even flinch
  • MC crosses their arms in frustration
  • “Yoosung! gimmie attention!”
  • the only thing coming out of Yoosung is murmured curse words as he struggles to pick up his guild members slack
  • “geez…”
  • MC rolls their eyes
  • they raise their voice a bit
  • “hey, blondy!”
  • Yoosung moves one side of his headset off his ear
  • “sup?”
  • they scoot to the edge of the bed so they can wrap their arms around Yoosungs neck
  • “stop playing League of Losers of Life and pay attention to me”
  • “League of Loneliness of Life”
  • Yoosung corrects MC, still staring at his computer
  • as if that’s really any better….
  • “yea, yea. League of Lousy of Lame-os”
  • Yoosung rips his headset off and turns around to face MC, a menacing smile on his face
  • “you want attention that bad, do you?”
  • oh boy, they’ve really done it now
  • MC tries to scramble away from Yoosung, but he climbs onto the bed and grabs them, pulling them into his lap and squeezing them
  • “call me a lame-o again, MC! i dare you!” 
  • MC, still struggling against Yoosung, decides to play along spitefully
  • “lame-o! loser! forever-alone!”
  • Yoosung spins MC around and kisses them
  • “yea, but i’m your loser”

Zen

  • MC visits Zen at work often
  • and they just live to embarrass him
  • they would lean over the set railing frantically, waving their arms and taking photos
  • “Zen oppa!!!”
  • “Zenny please look over here!! i love you, Zen oppa!!!”
  • MC could see Zen start to blush
  • he walked over to them, happy to see MC there despite the fact that they insist on acting like a crazed fangirl
  • “i’m glad you came to visit, babe”
  • he smiles sweetly at MC and grabs their hands
  • oh, Zenny! you finally noticed me! your hands are so manly!! i’m feeling faint!”
  • MC lets their knees collapse, forcing Zen to catch them
  • he laughs a bit at their antics
  • “I fell in love with you because you were able to look through Zen the actor and see Zen the man…”
  • he pulls MC close to him, whispering in their ear
  • “but i must admit, seeing you fawn over me is a little exciting”
  • MC’s cheeks heat up, but they refuse to drop the joke
  • “oh, how scandalous! dont get so close to a fan or the papers will post our affair for the whole world to see! you career will be ruined!”
  • Zen kisses MC, still laughing a bit
  • “why do you insist on fueling my ego?”
  • MC breaks out of their fake fangirl voice for a moment
  • “because we both know you’re God’s ultimate mistake”
  • they immediately bring the voice back
  • “too perfect for this world! Zen oppa, you outshine the morning sun! you outshine all the stars in the sky!”
  • “baby, you’re just too much”

Jaehee

  • “did someone order a trenta soy milk mocha latte with two pumps of caramel and three shots of espresso?”
  • Jaehee looks up from the pile of documents she was sifting through to see MC standing in the doorway of her office with two giant starbucks coffees
  • “MC, you’re a total life saver”
  • Jaehee grabs the coffee and immediately takes six giant sips in a row
  • “so, Jaehee, your blood is pretty much just coffee by now, right?”
  • “i dont really think thats how it works-”
  • “cause i was thinking, if you drink enough coffee maybe eventually you’ll just become part-coffee. kind of like how spiderman is part spider”
  • Jaehee keeps quiet, curious to see how far MC is going to take this
  • “so, naturally, i’ve been coming up with some super hero names for you”
  • “like coffee girl”
  • she shakes her head
  • “it’s so unoriginal! you can do better than that, MC”
  • “Java Jaehee?”
  • “not…super enough”
  • “Americano avenger?”
  • “americano isn’t my favorite”
  • “Decaf defender?”
  • “MC, when have i ever had decaf coffee? ever?”
  • “okay, i got it now”
  • Jaehee sips her drink, waiting for the big reveal
  • MC stands on their chair, gesturing grandly
  • “Captain Cappuccino!”
  • Jaehee starts laughing so hard she nearly spits out her soy milk mocha
  • “and how does ‘captain cappuccino’ fight crime?”
  • “with her intelligence and diligence, of course”
  • Jaehee giggles again
  • there was never a boring moment with MC

Jumin

  • Jumin was still getting used to MC’s sense of humor
  • “Jumin, come look at this thing I made”
  • MC was sitting in bed with their laptop, waving Jumin toward them excitedly
  • he sat beside them in bed, putting an arm around them and looking at the laptop screen
  • on the screen was a photo set of two pictures
  • one was a picture MC took of Jumin in their room, he was a little blurry and looked like he had just come into the room
  • it was labeled “Jumin”
  • the next photo was a picture of him, still blurry, halfway out of the doorway to the same room
  • it was labeled “Jumout”
  • he stared at the photos, trying to understand them
  • as he examined the screen, MC suddenly burst into laughter, startling him
  • he jumped a little as they giggled uncontrollably and clapped their hands together
  • they leaned on Jumin, laughing too hard to even be able to sit up
  • after laughing for a few more minutes, they noticed Jumin wasnt
  • MC wipes a tear away from their eye
  • “get it? like you’re jumIN the room? and then when you leave it’s like you’re jumOUT? in? out? get it?”
  • Jumin stared at the images for a few more seconds
  • he started to smile a little, and it grew into a giggle
  • Jumin’s genuine laugh was so cute, and something MC didnt hear very often
  • “you’re quite clever, my love”
  • “Seven said you’d never get it, but i just knew you’d love it!”
  • Jumin continued to giggle, hugging MC

707

  • Seven was working
  • when, as per usual, MC decided to bother him
  • they pulled up a chair to his desk and munched on a bag of honey buddah chips nonchalantly
  • “so, Seven”
  • he was used to them “bothering” him while he worked
  • “yes, MC?”
  • bother is in quotations bc he lowkey loves it
  • “is it true that you ate nine?”
  • he turns away from his computer, tilting his head at MC
  • “what?”
  • “yknow. why was six afraid of seven? cause Seven ate nine. you’re Seven, right?”
  • “no. my full name is Seven Zero Seven. man, MC, i thought we were close enough for you to know that”
  • “whatever. i still think you ate nine”
  • Seven rolls his eyes playfully and turns back to his monitor
  • MC wasnt done with the conversation yet, though
  • “but why 707? why not 611, like your birthday?”
  • “name myself after my birthday and practically hand my identity to these hackers on a silver platter? as if.”
  • MC eats a few more chips thoughtfully
  • “well if your nickname has no real meaning than i might as well just call you whatever i want”
  • Seven pauses
  • this sounds like trouble
  • “anyway, i’m gonna make lunch. you want anything, Eight?”
  • “really, MC? eight? thats the best you can do?”
  • he shakes his head in disappointment
  • “sorry, i shouldve known. i wont make a joke that lame ever again, Six-hundred and Sixty-Six”
  • a smile creeps onto Seven’s face
  • “maybe you should stick to Seven. it’s a lucky number, after all”
  • “really? my lucky number is sixty-nine. anyway, ill catch ya later, agent Four Twenty”
  • the smirk on Seven’s face grows as he returns to typing

THANKS FOR READING!! THIS WAS A LOT OF FUN TO WRITE SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!! <33

anonymous asked:

Any fav Dream Pack art/fics?

oh my gosh yeah!?!

so there’s actually like, so little dream pack art?? i honestly haven’t come across much. but @dimtramp has some gorgeous stuff - their prokopenko is absolutely delightful - and @natroze has some artwork that goes along with their fic burning and other misfortune (which i’ll link below)!

but as far as fic - okay!! there’s not much content in general for the dream pack, but there does seem to be more fic than fanart, and there’s some really good stuff. the dream pack boys as a whole are kinda unhinged - some of the fics about them can get pretty heavy. so mind the ratings/warnings/tags on these!! here we go:

  • summer sons by diglossia - this!! fic!!! ruined!!!!! me!!!!!!!! it’s a WIP, but it updates fairly often, and oh my god, just. you need to read it, you really do. i discovered it shortly after drawing my first picture of the dream pack and it gave me even more feelings than i ever thought possible… just…. yeah. it incorporates canon beautifully while also throwing in elements of the magic/supernatural for the dream pack boys. read it, and mind the tags, but. man. you won’t regret it
  • what did you do those three days you were dead? by rheniumvolution - a gorgeous exploration of the functions of kavinsky and proko’s relationship; this one’s really poetic and in-character and so lovely
  • this untitled fic by charmingpplincardigans - whose writing is all incredibly brilliant, but i especially have a weak spot for her stuff involving prokopenko. this one explores ‘the existential ramifications of being a dream being‘, and it’s just. so!! good!!! aaahh
  • the saga of swan and proko by spikekat - again, buckle up and prepare yourself for feelings that you never asked for (except for you kinda did ask for them, considering you actively sought out dream pack fic. so.) the dialogue in this one is so good
  • favorite forgery by kiiouex - a quite sensuous and sweetly dark portrayal of the aftermath of bringing prokopenko back. hoo buddy, this one’s. just. raw and good and just so!! it’s just!!! do i have words for it? not really. just. it’s a keeper
  • if this isn’t tenderness by owltrocious - skov faces the consequences of some of k’s dream drugs. super well-executed and chilling and real with just a touch of unexpected humanity at the end
  • a king in the darkness by lejune - this one’s kinda like a little study of the dream pack and their not-always-happy (but sometimes happy) inner workings and dynamics. it can get pretty unforgiving sometimes, just like the dream pack is, so. definitely mind the warnings/tags, but if you can get past those, it’s really freaking good
  • things you said through your teeth by charmingpplincardigans - kavinsky finally dreams what he thinks is a perfect forgery of prokopenko, only to realize he’s still not quite right. oh, i’m sorry, were you hoping not to have your heart broken today? because this fic will do that in the best way
  • burning, and other misfortune by natroze - essentially a nicely fleshed out dream pack origin story!! it’s a WIP but, regardless, get ready to have a lot of emotions and come out of it caring even more for this group of misguided boys
  • skov has some secrets by zippkat - the same author as the swan/proko saga i mentioned earlier. this one’s about skov dissociating and kavinsky trying to bring him back into his skin and it hurts my heart
  • the nightmare recurring by momebie - who also wrote two other fics on this list (as charmingpplincaplins) - i just can’t gush enough about her writing. this one is proko-centric and details his first week of sleep after being resurrected by kavinsky and it basically stomped all over my soul when i read it

and then i also have a dream pack tag on my raven cycle sideblog @blackplumes where i keep fancasts and aesthetic edits and art and such, if you want more stuff to look at :) hope this is helpful! enjoy~


Here it is! 

The idea for this AMV came from two good friends of mine from college. They posted the song on my wall and demanded I make a video with it. After fighting off a few other editors I decided that this would be my Otakon 2014 video. I spent most of the final months of school discussing this AMV with Emily and Jessica, and what ships would be hilarious. It was Jessica who originally stumbled on the idea of Edward Elric and Eren Jaeger - and I ran with it. 

After I finished Anime 101 I had a lot of constructive feedback from the editing community about my technicals. Mostly about my color correction. So when I started this video I had two goals in mind : Finish in time for Otakon and improve on the things people usually harped on me about. Overall I think this video is the cleanest of all my comedies. This is the direction I want to move my editing in. 

I was really overwhelmed by the positive feedback I received at Otakon. The audience reaction was by far one of the best I have ever gotten, and many people approached me after my panels, the contest and Iron Editor to talk about how much they loved the video and how they were huge fans of my work. I was really touched by this - I love hearing that I inspired people – So Thank you! 

Download should be available on the org soon (as in tomorrow) Keep an eye on my tumblr for more images and fun things to come in the next few weeks. I am currently out of town so need to wait until I get back to my computer.

EASTER EGGS

00:05 - This scene is from Oreimo. I added Haruhi and the posters. If you .look closely you can see pictures of the lead from Oreimo on the wall. 

00:07 -   Some of the characters names have been changed to hilarious alternatives. 

00:09 - Not all the netflix choices are aniome. Included are Sherlock (SherxWatson is one of my favorite secret crack pairings) Paranorman (My favorite animated movie) and they Aristocats (Another of my favs). My Little Pony is seen too, as that show is so ship crazy. The Netflix categories have also been changed to ship related names. 

00:10 - It’s not 3am

00:13 - I drew this fanart. It took me a few days and consumed a fair amount of my editing time. For a while I was convinced I wouldn’t finish on time, and that this picture would be to blame.  I also at one point realized that I was drawing soft core porn of less than legal adults. Whooops. 

00:14 It had to get cut off for compositions sake so here is the whole fan fiction. I wrote this (with some help) I wanted to make it a good sort of awful.

“Eren stared at Ed’s long silky hair. Something in him yearned to run his fingers through it, to tangle himself in the alchemist’s tresses as if they were the cords of his 3DMG. He jerked his gaze away, staring down at his uniform. 
"So…I heard they call you a dog of the military…” Eren said carefully, trying to break the silence.
Ed chuckled knowingly. “Yea, they do say that. But I think you’re more of a dog than I am.” He moved closer, brushing Eren’s ear. “And I’m gonna show you what this automail arm can do…”
Shivering, Eren let Ed’s arm trail across his own. “But what if Levi finds out?” 
Ed smirked, “That clean freak? He can join in to for all I care.” The alchemist placed his finger under Eren’s chin and made the dark haired boy look at him. “Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Titans, humonculi, or even the end of the world. So for tonight let me show you why they call me ‘FullMetal’.”
Eren gasped as Ed found him, his eyes closing from the odd sensation of automail on flesh. 
“They don’t call you titan for nothing” Ed smiled. Eren couldn’t reply, the sensations coming from his Colossal Titan were too great. He felt Edwards other hand, guiding his own to find the alchemist’s own transmutation. 
“Ah yes” Edward sighed, “Now that’s what I call equivalent exchange.”

00:16 I redrew most of haruhi’s face here so it would work with what she was doing. In the anime she just looks stern. 

00:22 - 00:23 This scene is covered with credits in the original show. I really wanted to use it though, so I had to paint over a lot of the haruhi mask. 

00:23 Titanic Jokes appear 3 times in this AMV. Can you find them all. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP. 

00:29 Originally a lot of this was screen captures. However because of legal reasons for Otakon I had to change a lot of the website names. So I made my own search bar. 

00:30 - 00:44 TUMBLR
All the websites seen in this AMV were hand made by me in photoshop and then edited in AE. It was the only way to get the effect I wanted. I had a lot of fun studying the sites and then creating motion graphics to emulate them. 

A lot of inside jokes can be found here. I will upload the tumblr stills at one point so they can all be read, but if you are easter egg hunting all the posts have unique tags. I picked animation related material from my own tumblr favs to fill in the inbetween spaces. 

Several of the posts also have comments. Mainly by sketcherz (On of my friends this AMV is dedicated to saying her token line - all day every day) and CecilxCarlos4eva (My other friend who absolutely loves this Nightvale crack ship.) 

00:53 Here Kyon is looking at a screen labled the Canon Cannon. It shows Light Yagami and Misa. 

00:55 Screen says Engage Shipping Beam 

00:56 Bunch of little jokes here. Reddit Topics read

VIvifxAMV Makes new Comedy - No one is surprised
Ed and Eren both have Dead Moms and lack limbs Ship it. 
I got that Ice Cold Water. ANd it’s only one doller (Otakon Reference) 
Class for Anime Charactrers (Anime 101 Reference) 

00:57The Bar on the side of Imgur shows several other modified screencaps and where to find them in the AMV 

01:00 Total reference to this video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoYcx2lv9Ok

01:06 Get it. It’s funny cause it sank. 

01:10 - Lots of silly crack pairings can be seen here, Try to figure out the logic behind them. 

01:16 - This is actually my favorite crack ship of all time. I just want Shinji to end up with that sexy angel. 

01:20 Looots of 4chan post silliness 

1:23 Pretty much what you find on google images if you search HaruxRin 

1:26 Some of the side images here are pretty silly and very inside jokey. Some people refer to me as VixenAMV as a joke that with Anime 101. When the AMV Dissociation (Made by the fabulous irriadin) was released everyone thought the french editor StickyGaiden made it so theres that. The rest are some pretty hilarious pictures I found when I searched crack ships. The artist for the Trunks/Poco one is the username under it. 

1:36 Probably gonna have to release the images here for all the jokes to be read. The folder on the left is my actual project folder. 

1:45 Gonna release the twitter images too. But man, that lelouch post. 

1:54 Some really funny top searches on google there…lemme tell you. Spelling error is actually on purpose. Have you read those fan fics? 

1:58 - Some silly movie posters in the background.That bg you ask? It’s from Anime 101

1:59 Really silly but I’ve used this mask in 3 AMVs at this point. If you can name them good job. I just change the books she is holding each time. 

2:03 - The geass here is hand animated by me. It;s about 12 frames and was relitively fun to do. I always thought this clip would be perfect for it - so I am glad I got to use it,. 

2:06 : Covering up CC with a Dakimura. NAILED IT. 

2:09 This idea was given to me by the hilarious drewaconcluision. I am glad I ran with it. It got a really great reaction from live audiences. 

2:12 That flyer though. Very misleading. 

 

Prom? Prom. *Austin Mahone Imagine*

Requested by sista4life ; sorry for the wait I hope it doesn’t suck to bad lol

Y/F/R- Your Fav Restaurant 

Y/F/N- Your Friend’s Name


You sighed as you scrolled through you Instagram and saw all your friends or girls at your school posting pictures of the creative or romantic way their boyfriends or guy friends asked them to prom.

 

You didn’t get to go to prom last year because your boyfriend, Austin was out of town and you didn’t wanna go with anyone else even though Austin said you should go with one of your guy friends.

 

Austin promised that he would make sure he went with you this year but he hasn’t said anything about it and you’re pretty sure he probably won’t be able to which you understood but it still sucked.

 

Austin was actually in another country at the moment and you missed her terribly but it was nothing you weren’t use to by now.

 

You were tired of seeing everyone’s prom stuff so you decided to text Austin and see what he was up too, there was a time difference but it’s not like he ever went to bed early.


 

“Hey I know you might be asleep or maybe just busy but I’m bored and I miss you and I can’t wait to see you <3 <3 <3”

 

Surprisingly, well not really but your phone vibrated.

 

“Hey beautiful, I’m awake & imu too <3”

 

 

“Come homeeeee :(“

 

 

“u kno I would if it were that simple”

 

 

It’s true he would do anything for you, well except ask you to prom.

 

Just as you were about to reply your phone started ringing so you picked up.

 

“Shouldn’t you be asleep?” “Probably but you always text me around this time, I was waiting for you” “I do? I didn’t even notice” “Well I did, so how was your day?” “Boring” “Don’t worry when I get back that’ll change” you laughed “I know, I’d ask how your day was but I know it was 10 times better than mine” “I wouldn’t go that far maybe like 5 times better, 10 would be if you were with me” “So either way it was better than mine?” “Pretty much”

 

You hadn’t realized how much you missed him until now and you sighed to stop yourself from crying.

 

“What’s wrong babe?” he asked you. 

 

“N-Nothing”  “Y/N you’re lying, tell me what’s the matter” “I just…really miss you” “I miss you too, you know I wanted you to come with me but you have to finish school then in a month you’ll be graduated and you can come with me everywhere and we’ll never have to miss each other again”

 

You smiled.

 

“I love you Austin” “Love you too Y/N”       

 

“So…um Y/F/N and I were thinking of going to look for prom dresses this weekend” you told him hoping that he would get the hint, you were pretty straight forward so he should get the point.

 

“Oh…yeah um about that…” “You can’t go, its fine” you said and you could clearly hear the disappointment in your voice but you couldn’t help it “I’m so so sorry I hate breaking promises and I really wanted to go with you” “It’s okay I understand” “I want you to go though” “No I-” “Yes you won’t miss your senior prom because of me” “I don’t wanna go with anyone else” “I don’t care you’re going” “I’ll think about it”

 

You were both upset and angry but you knew it wasn’t his fault, it’s not like he could have said no to and event or something…or maybe he could have? You honestly had no idea how all of that worked.

 

“I-I’m gonna go, I have a lot of homework and you should go to sleep” you didn’t feel like talking to anyone anymore.

 

“You’re mad at me”

 

“No, I’m not I know it’s not your fault” he sighed “Okay well I’ll let you go then, I love you” “Love you too” “Bye” “Bye”

 

You hung up.

You love Austin to death but sometimes you wished you had a normal boyfriend so you could do normal teenage couple things but he’s doing something he loves and you love that he’s happy and that his career is doing amazing.



A week later.

 

“Come on Y/N snap out of it!” Your best friend told you.

 

“I’m sorry” you’ve been pretty mopey since last week and Y/F/N hated seeing you upset so she dragged you out, Right now you guys were waiting for your food at Y/F/R.

 

“Its fine, I just wish you didn’t let it get to you this much I mean did you kind of see this coming?”

 

“Yeah but I was just hoping I was being paranoid or something”

 

“Y/N I’ll…be right back I have to use the bathroom” Y/F/N said out of no where.

 

“Um okay…I’ll be…here” she left.

 

You sighed and leaned back in your seat just in time for you food to arrive or so you thought until you looked up “Thank-” you stopped.

 

“Miss me?”

 

“Austin, what are you doing here?”

 

“A guy can’t surprise his girlfriend at a restaurant?” “No you can I just…can’t believe you’re here” he laughed “Well you better believe it”

 

He leaned down and kissed you before sitting where Y/F/N just was.

 

“Why didn’t you tell me?” “That defeats the whole purpose of surprise doesn’t it?” “Right…but oh my god, you’re really back” you smiled and he smiled back at you “Yes I am and there is something I need to talk to you about” “What?” you asked confused.

 

“What the hell are you doing?” you asked him when you saw him grab an empty plate and the ketchup bottle on the table.

 

“Just shhh” he told you.

 

“Okay rude, but seriously-”

 

“Y/N shhh” “Fine”



A few seconds later he put the ketchup back and then slid the plate in front of you, you looked down and read “PROM?” written in ketchup.

 

You laughed “Oh my god, ketchup? really?”

 

“Look I don’t think it’s ever been done before okay I was trying to be different!” he said defending his crazy idea.

 

You laughed “It is don’t worry”

 

“So what do you say?” Austin asked you.

 

You nodded “Hell yes”

 

You leaned across the table and kissed him then sat back down “I don’t get it though you said-”

 

Austin cut you off “I know but I didn’t want you to expect it so I made you think I was never gonna ask” “That was mean” “I know and I’m sorry but I wanted this to…be an unforgettable moment”

 

You smiled “This is definitely and unforgettable moment” “Good, glad”

 

“I love you”

 

He smiled at you.

 

“I love you too…prom date”