this is one funny shi*t!


the shower is such a magical place i stg i think of like 90% of my fic prompts while i’m showering okay so i got *dj khaled voice* anoTHER ONE-

so its a sort-of-YouTube au and in this one makki is friends with like everyone in Every Team you can think of from haikyuu okay like karasuno shiratorizawa nohebi: e v. E R Y O N E
but its a normal au (prolly college) and so like-
makki is trying to add moniwa on snapchat to show him how it works and stuff and he accidentally types in the wrong username but doesnt check it twice since moniwa is a heckin’ n00b with this stuff and makki is entirely confident in his typing skills and so he messages the person “lol okay grandpa i’m here its me”
and so mattsun, who is a v v big YouTuber in this au, responds to him like “who tf-”
and makki takes a picture of himself bc he thinks that moniwa doesnt recognize him and he’s like “its me you nerd geez” and mattsun is like lowkey freaking out bc goddAMn this random stranger is Pretty Hot so he decides to take a picture of himself too and he’s like “i’m not a grandpa, but i dont think i can say anything about that nerd comment”
and makki like falls out of his chair screaming because 1. he’s messaging a random stranger instead of his Clueless Friend and 2. said random stranger is Too Hot (Hot Damn) he might actually need to call the police and the fireman
so he’s like “okay hanamaki just 🐝 k00l” @ himself and so makki messages back “are you one of those hot nerds or smth bc-”
of course he immediately regrets it because makki what the fuck kind of smooth move was thAT
but mattsun found it funny and he’s like giggling to himself n stuff and he says “i guess, if someone as good-looking as you sees it” and makki is mcfreakin losing his shI T
so he calls up moniwa and moniwa’s like “dude wtf i’ve been staring at this dumb app for like 20 minutes did u add me or what” but makki immediately starts talking abt Random Stranger and poor moniwa is caught in the crossfire so he’s like “okay okay cool your jets, just talk to him like you would to anyone else” and makki is like “moniwa no oh my god he’s actually rlly hot i cant just Meme It Up jfc” but then mattsun sends makki the good shit meme during the call and makki has like instantly fallen in love
and so that’s how makki and mattsun started talking and they’ve even had a few snap streaks here and there but since mattsun is usually busy with college and making videos they dont keep it for that long (he always feels so bad that he doesnt keep them but makki is always there to assure him its okay)
now since makki had No Idea what mattsun did as a hobby mattsun has been making videos of him
nothing big just like little vlogs about what they were talking about that week or what interesting thing happened to them
but then his audience started going crAZY because who tf is this mystery stranger that mattsun is always talking abt ??? why dont we know him ??2? cant we at least know his name ?¿?¿??
and mattsun is just like “no u cannot know his name he is anonymous until said otherwise” (and by that he means until hanamaki finds out mattsun has a yt channel where he talks abt makki lmao)
and so moniwa, oh sweet moniwa, goes on like Every Single social media daily and he starts seeing screenshots and stuff about mattsun’s vlogs abt the “mysterious stranger” and he’s like “ooo sounds interesting I Want In™” so he goes to mattsun’s channel and watches the videos and since makki talks about the Same Exact Things to moniwa that mattsun is mentioning in his videos moniwa like totally loses his marbles
he immediately calls makki up and is like “dude you will n e v e r guess what i just found" and so moniwa links makki to mattsun’s video and makki legit screams for like three minutes straight because not only was his crush a Total Hottie but he was a Total Hottie with a youtube channel
and so makki sends mattsun the link and is like “gee i wonder who this is abt ;))))” and mattsun is highkey freaking out like “shitshitsHI T”
makki doesnt care tho he just wants to be in at least one video and so he pesters mattsun abt it for like a week and mattsun always uses the excuse “idek where u live tho” so makki just like straight up gives mattsun his address and is mattsun just like “fuck he’s actually rlly close to me”
so eventually mattsun agrees and makki is just ecstatic but at the same time totally terrified because he’s finally meeting mattsun irl and he’s finally gonna be able to touch him and clarify that he is indeed an Actual Person and not just someone on the internet and he’s just rlly overwhelmed
he doesnt get much sleep the day before mattsun picks him up because he’s too excited and when mattsun sees him for the first time he’s just like “dude what happened to you” but makki doesnt ca r e he just wraps mattsun into a tight hug and mattsun immediately hugs back and they literally Never let go of each other from then on out like there’s always at least a little physical contact between them whether makki takes mattsun’s arm or mattsun just links their pinky fingers together its always there and neither of them seemed to mind it
and so mattsun and makki film the video and makki is like “jesus that was way harder than i thought it would be” and mattsun just says “yea well i gotta do this like twice every week”
and so mattsun edits the video and uploads it to youtube with the title “Meet My Boyfriend” bc he thinks he’s smooth like that but no he’s just a dork
makki was literally the first viewer of the video and right when he saw the title he just flips his shit and starts screaming at mattsun like “heY WHY DIDNT I KNOW WE WERE TOGETHER DID YOU EVEN ASK ME” and mattsun just replies “well no but do you want to be my boyfriend?” and makki immediately says “fuck yes oh my god”
of course some of mattsun’s fans didnt take the news too well but overall they were pretty supportive of them
hanamaki turned into that one s/o that didnt have a youtube channel but he’s in like almost every one of mattsun’s videos making snarky comments or sarcastic replies and literally Everyone loves it and they ask for mo r e
one time hanamaki brought moniwa with him over to mattsun’s and moniwa was like “wait, so this all started because you got my username wrong on that app (he deleted snapchat bc he didnt know how to use it even after hanamaki explained rip moniwa). what did you spell it as?” and makki is just like “i forgot to how to spell eyebrows but apparently someone else did too” and mattsun said “wow r00d i did that on purpose” but makki didnt believe him

wow look @ me back at it again with the unnecessarily long posts jfc
sometimes i just Cant Control Myself and small ideas turn into v big ones who o p s
if you’ve read this far tysm lmao that must’ve taken A Lot™

i hope u enjoyed it tho !!!
Preference #3: How you two meet (you're a fan)


You were finally going to meet (& greet) one of your favorite bands, 5 Seconds of Summer, after loving them for a very long time. They had finally come to your city and you’ve been waiting for this day for weeks now. You were in line with your best friend, too nervous to even acknowledge her saying that you were holding your drawing so tight you were going to ruin it. You had drawn Ashton, your favorite, playing the drums very… intensely. You couldn’t help that those pictures of him playing were so hot, it was kind of his fault, right? Looking at the line, you noticed you were really close; a turn away from them. Jumping in place, you were able to wait 10 more minutes before reaching the table the boys were seated at. You saw that Calum was the first one, and you pressed your friend’s hand, knowing he was her favorite. You told him you loved his tattoos, complimented Michael’s hair color and said to Luke that you loved his dimple. They were all so sweet that you were freaking out a lot when it was Ashton’s turn. He was the last one, and you could barely breathe. You gave him your drawing and apologized if he thought he looked bad in it. “What? This is so good! You can see how much of an animal I turn into on stage”, he laughed. “I think is very hot”, you admitted, the words coming out of your mouth before you could even think. He looked up from your CD he was signing and his smile grew, deepening his dimples. He handled it back to you and thanked you for the drawing. When you looked at the message he left you, you struggled not to scream: ‘much love from ashton! here is my number if you want to see my animal side off stage ;) i’m talking about being an adorable kitten on a date, you perv’.


You’ve been in love with 5 Seconds of Summer since the start, but haven’t been able to see them, until they announce a concert in a near city. You planned your short trip, but little did you know that you were going to stay in the same hotel as them. Now, you were going crazy trying to run into them. You figured one of the places they would go would be the pool. Or at least Calum and Ashton would. You put on a bikini, got a t-shirt from your suitcase and left the room. When the elevator opened, you saw Michael freaking Clifford inside. “Shi…”, you almost cursed, holding your hand to your mouth. “Hm, hi”, Michael said, “aren’t you getting in?”, he asked when you just stood there frozen. “Yeah, right”, you shook your head. Suddenly feeling self-conscious about not wearing a shirt, you unfolded the one you were holding. “Crap”, you actually cursed this time. “What?”, Michael asked. “Funny story, I left my room with the first shirt I saw, but this was the one I wanted to give to you”, you explained. It was a Blink-182 shirt, a really old design. “Oh my God, this shirt is amazing! I have seen it before, but couldn’t find one myself”, he stated excited. “Well, good thing this is for you”, you said, holding the shirt to him. He took it, but looked at you carefully. “You sure?”, he asked. “Yes, it was my plan to give to you from the start”, you smiled trying to reassure him, “I’m heading to the pool anyway, I don’t really wear a shirt in the water” - duh. “Thank you, really”, he said truthfully, “maybe, after you get out of the pool, you can come by my room so I can give you a shirt in return?”. Trying your best to keep yourself together, you agreed as he told you his room number. He got out of the elevator at his floor and you went to the pool, but no need to say it was just for show; you actually couldn’t wait to get out of there and meet the boy you were crazy about. 


You were standing among dozens of fans, waiting the radio interview the boys were doing to be over. You didn’t know how much longer you’d be able to put up with the hot sun shining down on your face and your torso being pressed against the burning metal bars. But as soon as you heard the fans near the entrance screaming, you forgot about your situation, you just wanted to see the boys, especially Luke, who was your favorite. The first one you saw was Michael and you were lucky enough to take a selfie with him, but not before he saw your phone wallpaper: a photoshopped picture of you and Luke. The blond was on the other side talking to another fan and, when he was done, Michael called him and told him to talk to you. Freaking out, you asked for a picture and took one with Luke. “Why did Michael want me to meet you?”, he asked curious. “Wait a sec”, you asked. You looked for the edited picture in your camera roll and held your phone to him. “Wow, this is amazing!”, he said, getting it in his own hand to see it better, “but now you have a real one”. You giggled, but became confused when he didn’t give your phone back right away. Well, since you had no reason to rush him, you just took your time trying to comprehend the fact you’ve met Luke Hemmings. When he did give your phone back, he thanked you for coming and went to greet another fan. You finally looked at your phone and saw it was opened in your contacts. There was a new number under ‘Tall blond with a piercing who thinks you’re really cute and wants to see you again so you should call him’.


Around a year ago, you were going to a One Direction concert with your sister and found out a band around your age was opening for them. Wanting to know more, you googled ‘5 Seconds of Summer’. Little did you know you were going to fall in love with those four Australian boys. Now, they were the reason you were attending yet another 1D concert in your city. You had bought a 5SOS sound check experience ticket and were now waiting for their soundcheck with your friend. When they came on stage and went through their setlist, you were dancing and singing, but couldn’t take your eyes off Calum. They sang their last song and sat to start the Q&A. Some fans got their answers and then it was your turn. You didn’t even hesitate, you looked at Calum and asked what you were very curious to know. “What leg exercises you do?”, you smiled, failing to keep a straight face. The band and the fans laughed, while Calum just stood there staring at you – if you died there from lack of air, it would be his fault. “I told you before that you have amazing legs”, Michael said, getting more laughter out of his fans. “He works out his legs so much, I don’t know how he manages it”, Luke added serious. “Well, these pants are so tight they make your legs look better than they actually are”, Calum answered you. “Oh, thank you, I’ll definitely get a pair”, you said ironically. During the rest of the Q&A, you couldn’t help but notice that Calum kept glancing at you, so you tried your best to be flirty, which probably didn’t work. Or did, because he called you over later. “If we go out sometime, I can maybe share my secret exercises with you”, he said. “Are you asking me on a date?”, you asked in the edge of screaming. “Maybe”, he answered. “Maybe, then”, you provoked. He got your number and, after the concert, he texted, properly asking you out.

A/N: feedback and requests are appreciated <3 ily