this is now a chicken blog

Things tumblr was obsessed w/ when I joined/stalked

1. Superwholock (and the individual shows themselves)
2. Nutella
3. Chicken nuggets
4. “Nightblogging”
5. Homestuck. Definitely homestuck. And three and a half years later I still have no clue what it is.
6. Tumblr meet-up (and this actually happened in 2014 with dash con)
7. “Tumblr is the best! We can’t let Facebook people on here!”
9. Humour blogs vs. aesthetic blogs
10. Fandoms (I know. You may be saying “but Natalya, tumblr is still way into fandoms now!” But you weren’t there in 2012/13)
11. Pizza (the food)
12. Pizza (the blogger)
13. How wild Australia is.
14. Thinking ugly British men like Benedict Cumberbatch are hot
15. British superiority.

If you joined tumblr in 2015 the only really bad thing about this website you have experienced is the staff’s inability to run it.


New studyblr!

Hey everyone ☺️ I’m Phe, a 19 year old second year psych student from Australia. I lived on a farm all my life up until last year, where I moved on campus to uni. I have two horses, a dog and a large amount of chickens 🐔
I’m also chronically ill - while that doesn’t define me it does make my life a bit more difficult when it comes to studying. So you can expect both studyblr and chronic illness posts from my blog!
A few of you may recognise me, I’m formally @strongstudying but I changed my URL and blog theme for a while - however now the semester has begun, I have returned!
A lot of blogs on here inspire me but I don’t want to list them as I am scared I will forget some people and I don’t want to make anyone sad!
Thanks everyone for reading this, I hope you’re having a lovely day ☺️

anonymous asked:

Hey, Mister! It sounds like you're an awesome cook! I love your blog and was wondering; besides running this blog, do you have any hobbies?

I enjoy playing dominoes… all fives. not that chicken foot nonsense or mexican train. thats for amatures. I was once ranked worldwide.

I like going hiking and being in the woods… with my dogs.

I enjoy drawing and painting… and was once the president of a ceramics and sculpture club.

I once also qualified to be a professional bowler. I chose college instead. I rarely bowl now. My average was 265.

I used to play hockey. I had a reputation. One season I beat the penalty minutes record…. the previous record holder was me.

Thats about it. I dont venture out of my fortress of solitude much otherwise.


A lost vampire is what happens when a vampire is completely consumed by bloodlust. This can happen when a vampire is starved to the point of insanity or when a vampire becomes power hungry and kills/devours too many ponies. Most old blood vampires can keep themselves in check, but newer vampires have little self-control. 


Homemade Fettuccine Alfredo with Spicy Honey Chicken & Shrimp

My Whole30 is over and all of the delicious carbs are now allowed. You will definitely thank yourself when you stop buying processed alfredo sauce, and just make it yourself. True alfredo sauce has 3 ingredients (not including seasonings) so it comes together in a breeze. You don’t have to make your pasta from scratch like I did, but believe me, it’s a killer.  This is loaded with vegetables and 2 types of protein (because why not), and it was incredible! 

Ingredients for Alfredo Sauce 

2 ½ cups heavy cream 

3 tbsp butter + 1 ½  tbsp light olive oil so that the butter doesnt burn 

3-6 cloves minced garlic (depending on how much you like garlic – I used 6) 

Pinch red pepper flakes 

½ tsp nutmeg

½ cup Parmigiano-Reggiano (Parmesan) cheese (+ more if needed/wanted)

Freshly ground black pepper and kosher salt, to taste 

Ingredients for Chicken & Shrimp

3 boneless, skinless chicken thighs, cut into bite size pieces (fat trimmed as much as possible) 

½ lb small shrimp, peeled and deveined 

Marinade: 1 tsp sweet paprika, 1 tsp Hungarian paprika, ½ tsp black pepper, 1 tsp granulated garlic, ½ tsp granulated onion, pinch red pepper flakes, 1 tsp kosher salt, 1 tsp Italian seasoning, 2 ½ tbsp raw honey, and 3 tbsp light olive oil. 

Ingredients for Pasta 

Fettuccine (cooked to package instructions in salted water) (I used homemade pasta – recipe coming later)

Retain the starchy pasta to thin out sauce if necessary 

Vegetables of your choice – I used 1 whole diced red pepper, ½ lb asparagus (cut into thirds) and organic spicy spinach blend from Trader Joe’s

Fresh parsley/herbs for garnishing 


In a deep skillet over medium-low heat, heat the butter and olive oil together. 

Once the oil comes to temperature, add in the garlic and red pepper flakes and let cook for about 25-40 seconds to rid the garlic of its raw flavor 

Add in the heavy cream and raise the heat to medium-high and let the cream come to a gentle simmer. 

Once simmering, season with the nutmeg, salt, and pepper, and add in the cheese.

Reduce the heat to low and let simmer for a few minutes while you cook the chicken. 

In a separate pan, heat a small amount of light olive oil over medium-high heat. 

Once to temperature, cook the chicken thighs until cooked through. 

About 2 minutes before the chicken is done cooking, add in the shrimp and cook until pink. 

At this point, the pasta should be nearly done cooking. 

Add the pasta, chicken, shrimp, and vegetables to the alfredo sauce, give a good stir. 

Raise the heat to medium and let all ingredients combine. Add in more cheese at this point if you would like. 

If you want, add in the remaining cooked marinade to flavor the sauce. 

Once the vegetables have been warmed through, turn off the heat. 

Garnish with fresh parsley and serve. 


Get to know me! (tagged)

I was tagged by @eve-orelon ^^

Originally posted by jinxremoving629

(im trash)

Rules: Answer the 20 questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

NICKNAME: Penny (my parents nicknamed me that for two reasons: I had a penny sized mark hand when i was born and because i had a 50/50 chance of surviving.), Lynds, Trash Granny, Schools Local Satanist

GENDER: Female

STAR SIGN: Gemini (May 25)

HEIGHT: 5′9 

TIME RIGHT NOW: 10:31 pm

LAST THING I GOOGLED: Brahma Chickens,,, to prove a point lol

FAVORITE BANDS: Twenty One Pilots, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Judah and the Lion, Imagine Dragons, System of a Down, Steam Powered Giraffe

FAVORITE SOLO ARTISTS: Eminiem, John Bellion, Brendon Urie (rip), Ben Howard,

SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD: The Run and Go by Twenty One Pilots


LAST TV SHOW I WATCHED: The Walking Dead and Supernatural

WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG: July 13, 2015 (oh wowie)

WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU POST: I post reader inserts and imaginess

WHEN DID YOUR POST REACH ITS PEAK: Im not sure, I think after someone reblogged my first imagine. Also my blog skyrocketted when I was the first person to post Lucifer x Readers.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS: I have four blogs: My main, this one, a walking dead centric one, my overwatch centric one, and a url im saving

DO GET ASKS REGULARLY: I get requests every few days.

WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL: because im uncreative and i dont know lol

FOLLOWING: Not sure if you mean how many im following or are following me. Im following 424 and I have 2,355 on this blog

POSTS: I have 363



FAVORITE COLORS: Black (even though its not a color rip-), Red, yellow (jishwa), pastels

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 4 or 5 hours on the weekdays, not sure on the weekends.

LUCKY NUMBERS: 69 and 420 B)))

FAVORITE CHARACTERS: ooooooboy. Steve Rogers, Lucifer Morningstar, Daryl Dixion, pr much all Overwatch characters, Newt Scamander, Remus Lupin, The Macmanus brothers many many more

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW: My PJ’s that consist of a pair of Twenty One Pilots pajama bottoms and a t-shirt, which is totally nottttt a twenty one pilots shirtt,,,

HOW MANY BLANKETS DO YOU SLEEP IN: I have like four blankets on my bed but i only use my comforter and use the other ones to snuggle in.

DREAM JOB: I don’t really have one. Perhaps teaching or something but I am a clueless almost adult.

DREAM TRIP: I’d either go to Ireland, Italy, or go back to England

Tagged (Yall dont have to do this,)
@joshdunfics , @imagine-assembling-the-avengers , @latte-to-go , @notonour-watch , @whispersofwerewolves , (I would tag my friend but this blog is a s e c r e t i keep from them.)

New name New me

Hey guys, formerly @calmingstudyblr here!

I made a post awhile back explaining how I was branching off, or taking a break, from the studyblr community. I was unsure if I wanted to continue having a blog because of the flood of anxiety every time I posted. Due to the pressure to be perfectionistic and “aesthetic”, I organized in my blog in such a way that didn’t reflect my daily reality. We are all human and can bend to the desire to attain perfection, however this isn’t what real life is like. I wake up and my hair is disheveled. I have gone to school literally wearing my shirt inside-out. And my handwriting looks like choppy chicken scratch. 

Now, I strive to create a blog that makes me feel comfortable and that reflects my personal values and beliefs. Continue on this journey with me if you are curious, as I think it’ll be fun. Yeah it’s gonna get personal and uncomfortable at times, however on this blog you will see an accurate portrayal of the human experience from the eyes of one individual. Hazel. Green with brown suns, earthy in the summer rays. 

Listen here, I am an advocate for mental health and I strive understand the world around us. If anyone on here has things to talk about that they are going through, MESSAGE ME! I will always be available as soon as I can to reply to anyone. You all matter.

e·the·re·al : 

extremely delicate and light in a way that seems too perfect for this world.

cre·a·tiv·i·ty :

the use of the imagination or original ideas, especially in the production of an artistic work.

I chose the words ethereal and creativity to describe the content of what I’ll be posting. I am connected to the spiritual aspect of life, and I am in a personal loving relationship with Jesus Christ. I owe my creativity all to Him because every good and perfect gift comes from the Father of the heavenly lights. How beautiful is that? With my art, I hope to inspire others and to express my emotions. 

And lastly, I hope to bring to the community a sense of acceptance and love, the world needs more of these two things. Thank you,


Tagged by The Great & Terrible @emitsdeath
TAG 6 PEOPLE YOU WANT TO KNOW BETTER: @perfectedrobin, @impawsiblegar, @lasiiurus, @divinerest, @tcmbraider, @unexalted, @quxnzcl, @circuitboardskin, @manofiron, @crimsoncharms, @acsenal, @lassoing

TIME RN: 10:11am
LAST THING I GOOGLED: ‘power cell locations horizon zero dawn’
SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: Does the Chicken Dance count as a song? 
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: moulin rouge
WHAT AM I WEARING RIGHT NOW: free tickles elmo shirt and eeyore shorts - cause i am still in my pjs
THE KIND OF STUFF I POST: three pics of nightwing per queue and then it pendulums between crack, meta or a draft dump. 
DO I HAVE OTHER BLOGS: negatory ghost-rider, cannot spare the time
DO I GET ASKS REGULARLY: semi regularly. slowed down now. 
WHY DID I CHOOSE MY URL: a long time ago i was sxfetynet, but i must have seen something on the dash because about three or so weeks in, i changed it to halysborn. sounds so much better but also is incredibly accurate. not only was dick LITERALLY born in haly’s circus, but also so spiritually. 
GENDER: female
HOGWARTS HOUSE: solid hufflepuff here. 
POKEMON TEAM:anything with charizard and lucario in it. 
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 5-6 most nights
LUCKY NUMBERS: six and eleven!
FAVORITE CHARACTERS: dick grayson (dc), rost (horizon zero dawn), handsome jack (borderlands), agent washington (rvb), leonardo (tmnt), slade wilson (dc), raphael (tmnt), trico (the last guardian), cloudjumper (httyd) cayde-6 (destiny), kadgar (wow), deathwing (wow), reaper (overwatch), ysera (wow), link (zelda), alistair (dragon age)
BLANKETS I SLEEP WITH: a comforter, one blankie and the top sheet. so does that count as three or one with trimmings? 

I was tagged by @pimpsslayer!

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better


nicknames: E, El, Ellie

gender: Female

star sign: Aquarius

height:  5′0″

time right now: 9:20 a.m.

last thing i googled: x files episode with bucket of fried chicken

favourite band: I really dig Beach Boys, 21 Pilots, and Judah and the Lion 

favourite solo artists: Lady Gaga’s pretty rad

song stuck in my head: Water, by Judah and the Lion

last movie i watched:  Lego Batman Movie

last tv show i watched: Bob’s Burgers

when did you create your blog: 2013

what stuff do you post: Anything that makes me laugh or inspires me

when did you blog reach its peak: Like…November-ish. I made a post about a U.S. Cellular ad that was 7 hours long. 

do you have any other blogs: Yeah, a bunch. I’ve got a Junkrat blog, a couple NSFW blogs (mostly pretty lingerie), an art blog, a diary blog, an aesthetic blog, and what I call my Someday blog. 

do you get asks regularly: lol fuck no i wish

why did you choose your url: I was originally nerdette-with-the-top-hat but that was really hard to say and really dumb, so I changed it to smothermewithaffection based off one of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes comics.

following: 836

posts: 80,637

hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

pokemon team: Mystic

favourite colors: Green, Pink, Blue, Yellow. Especially pastel.

average hours of sleep: 6.5-7

lucky numbers: 6

favourite characters:  if they’re smart, angsty, or explodey

what are you wearing right now: my harvard shirt and jeans

how many blankets do you sleep with: including sheets, 8 during the winter, 2 during the summer.

dream job: artist.

dream trip:  Germany, Britain, Canada again.

Tagging Time! I tag @total-headcase @bugcthulhu @ninawolv3rina @neko23usami @igotchanose @brbchurch @the-hogwarts-ultimatum @the-person-with-a-blog @selectivereality @thefemalegamgee @iswearthisisrepetitive @lullabyforthemidnightstars @lollydusty @the-mildly-okayish-gatsby @kevinzipp @cupofrenchtea @dreb @accioallthebutts @burn-down-your-cities @a-shade-of-pink-she-said

Rules: Reblog with your answers (and the rules, please) and tag 10 other blogs (or however many you’d like) whose answers you want to hear. That’s it!

Was tagged by: @lifewithasideofbacon

Time Where You Are Now: 5:59PM

Last Thing You Watched On TV: Some local ABC station while I was on a treadmill at the gym

Favorite Color: Brown

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: There was this sushi/hibachi place near my campus in undergrad that had green bean ice cream that was really good

What You Ate For Dinner Tonight: Slow-cooked chicken enchiladas

What You’re Currently Wearing: A black and gray camo hooded onesie

Favorite Movie Character: Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) in the Fifth Element

Top Places To Visit On Your Bucket List: New Zealand would be a fun country to travel across over two weeks or so. For a single destination, probably Mont Saint-Michel

Harry Potter House: Apparently I’m a Gryffindor every time I test for this

If You Read FanFic, Last One You Read: I do not think I am in the target demographic for whoever came up with this list

Favorite Sleeping Position: Under three blankets, on my side with my dakimakura body pillow between my legs.

If You Could Instantly Teleport Yourself Anywhere Right Now: Assuming I could teleport back at will, some secluded, warm and green forest that’s super isolated.

tagging @queerlandais, @l0v3-m4ch1ne, @cielleduciel, @tj-593, @everythings-shiny-captain

anonymous asked:

I love you sharing small snippets of the Virgata family life. :-). I used to come on Tumblr to check blogs for XF/D/G news but with all this infighting lately, your blog is now only one of two I visit. Can't stand pettiness. Was just wondering if you ended up getting enough land for the chickens? Didn't you want a certain type? I think I remember you said that.😁

How kind, anon! I’ve not been much into fandom lately either. We’re on an acre and a half now, and I am doing my best to sell Mr. Virgata on chickens. Ameracaunas for laying, and Silkies because they are so cute.

anonymous asked:

(I'm so afraid to be out of place, but here it's already Saturday! And I won't be home/have wifi till Monday, so... Please forgive if I'm requesting out of time!) Hashirama makes me heart beat, so I can't help it: ✍, ❤, ⚯, ♬, ☆ and 📐 and god I can't, I just... Love this man. Also, thank you very much for this character week and blog! Right now, university is killing me and... I just need to tell you that your writing makes my life better. Thank you💕

NO WORRIES MY DUDE! FIRST HASHIRAMA DAY ASK CAN YOU TELL I’M EXCITED lol thank you for sending this in <3<3 who doesn’t love this ray of sunshine honestly

Random headcanon meme!

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

 Oh boy before he became the Shodai Hoakeg his handwriting was like chicken scratch, really rushed and connected. But, after he became the Hokage he knew he had to step up his handwriting game so Tobirama wouldn’t tell him to rewrite anything so as he practiced it, he got pretty good at it and his handwriting became really nice to look at and very professional. If he’s rushed though he will convert back into his child-like messiness lol

: What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?

Hashi has suuuuch a big and and SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE I mean, he started a whole village with his childhood friendo to protect people. He thinks that everyone has a person out there in the world that exists as their opposite, and that they will find them and just know, that’s my person. I think he is, at least to himself, in love with the idea of being in love and having someone else to be by your side and ride life’s shitstorm out with you. I think in cannon, before he married Mito, he really wanted to find someone that drew him in but…he is almost guilty for wanting to find love like that? He just aches so much for Itama and Kawarama, that they couldn’t share the outcome of the village with him, but he is usually able to look past the  guilt because he knows they would just want him to be happy too. 

⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?

Hashi has perfect 20/20 vision! Would never need glasses or contacts, although he thinks he would look damn good in glasses, and he’s right omg

♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?

Hahahaha Hashi can’t not sing, but he’s not good at it either. He’s not tone def but also can’t reach higher notes. He’s definitely going to sing along with someone, especially at a bar when he’s had a little too much to drink and that, it suuuch a funny sight. Makes Tobirama cringe so bad, every time. 

☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?

Oh gosh, out of all three while he loves the warmth of the sun and the life it gives, the stars are his favorite. He likes to look up at them in the dead of night and appreciate how captivating and beautiful they are. High-key would take his partner on stargazing dates. 

📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?

He’s decent at math, but he doesn’t really enjoy it. If he was studying math in high school/college, he would usually get Bs in math classes, but his favorite academic subjects would always be biology and history. Bio because plants lol

You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Rules: Reblog with your answers (and the rules, please) and tag 10 other blogs (or however many you’d like) whose answers you want to hear. That’s it!

Was tagged by: @homohaxan

Time Where You Are Now: 7:09 pm

Last Thing You Watched On TV: Wheel of Fortune bc I’m ya nana 👀

Favourite Colour: Teal

Favourite Ice Cream Flavour: Lemon Blueberry Muffin!!!

What You Ate For Dinner Tonight: I cooked penne with baked chicken and rosé sauce and asparagus for us 💅🏻

What You’re Currently Wearing: I ripped my pants off as soon as I got home so I’m just wearing a lumberjack flannel

Favourite Movie Character: Totoro

Top Places To Visit On Your Bucket List: Japan, South Korea, France

Harry Potter House: Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff bc I’m a nerdy crybaby

If You Read FanFic, Last One You Read: Ain’t No Grave (Can Keep My Body Down). Stucky. I have not read a fic since

Favourite Sleeping Position: on my side, arms and legs tucked in

If You Could Instantly Teleport Yourself Anywhere Right Now: Into the bed from the couch since y'all got me fixated on sleeping rn, smh

Tagging: @mrdreadful @drangleicasshole @messiahofslams @pristinely-ungifted @fluffylag @redgrin-grumboldt

@batmarg @duckscrymoo @candyghostadventures

This little girl has had a very productive day so far(: I got the last coat of polyurethane on the bedroom floor so we can move our stuff in by tomorrow, I did mine and daddy’s laundry, did all of the dishes and laid out some chicken to thaw for dinner☺️ I think it’s time for lunch now. Grilled cheese and tomato soup for me☺️☺️

Q and A

Rules: Reblog with your answers (and the rules, please) and tag 10 other blogs (or however many you’d like) whose answers you want to hear. That’s it!

Tagged by @lesbe-homodachi ai ai dėkoju <3

Time Where You Are Now: 4:16pm
Last Thing You Watched On TV: i don’t watch tv tbh
Favourite Color: burgundy red and navy blue
Favourite Ice Cream Flavour: chocolate 
What You Ate For Dinner Tonight: chicken with salad
What You’re Currently Wearing: sweatpants and t-shirt
Favorite Movie Character: i’m not sure if i have one
Top Places To Visit On Your Bucket List: USA, Australia, Sweden, Iceland, Switzerland, South Africa, Dominican Republic
Harry Potter House: -
If You Read FanFic, Last One You Read: -
Favorite Sleeping Position: on right side
If You Could Instantly Teleport Yourself Anywhere Right Now: i’d probs teleport to uk

@too-gucci-foryou @hardcorepoison @gurogi0 @serialkillerrawr @watakido @troubledbaby @borjomis @mirtadienis @kiss-my-monster-goodnight @nusilenk