this is now a chicken blog

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think 'oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

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Hey folks–Paul here, filling in for Meg on TUTOR TUESDAY! A couple things not mentioned in the images above:

  • If you want to fact-check the hair claim (and enjoy some cat pictures), see my personal blog @whatsapatfour

  • I have a newfound respect for how much work these “TUTOR TUESDAY” posts take. (Meg makes it look easy!)

Thanks again Meg for the ones you’ve done so far, and we’re all looking forward to your return. Have a good one, everybody!

Things tumblr was obsessed w/ when I joined/stalked

1. Superwholock (and the individual shows themselves)
2. Nutella
3. Chicken nuggets
4. “Nightblogging”
5. Homestuck. Definitely homestuck. And three and a half years later I still have no clue what it is.
6. Tumblr meet-up (and this actually happened in 2014 with dash con)
7. “Tumblr is the best! We can’t let Facebook people on here!”
8. “OMG DAVID KARP IS SO HOT” “WORSHIP THE CREATOR”
9. Humour blogs vs. aesthetic blogs
10. Fandoms (I know. You may be saying “but Natalya, tumblr is still way into fandoms now!” But you weren’t there in 2012/13)
11. Pizza (the food)
12. Pizza (the blogger)
13. How wild Australia is.
14. Thinking ugly British men like Benedict Cumberbatch are hot
15. British superiority.

If you joined tumblr in 2015 the only really bad thing about this website you have experienced is the staff’s inability to run it.

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I just finished my last semester at community college and I’ve never studied so hard in my entire life. This semester I took 4 English courses and I now know I made the right choice with my major.

I was also super proud of the way I annotated my textbook for all of the stories/poems I had to read. My handwriting looks like chicken scratch but it was so hard peeling off each sticky note to return my rented textbooks.

send these to my ask box

1. Favorite quote?

2. College that is on your mind?

3. Which Disney character do you relate to the most?

4. Colors that make you smile?

5. If you could only eat one type of potato chips for the rest of your life what would it be?

6. Play sports?

7. Do you have a dog?

8. Tell me you best childhood memory?

9. Who was one teacher that had a major impact on you?

10. Favorite school subject?

11. One movie that you would never recommend to anyone?

12. Favorite number?

13. Which Britney Spears song do you like to jam out to the most?

14. If you were an animal, what would you be and why?

15. What is the closest framed picture around you a picture of? 

16. What’s the story behind a tattoo/piercing you have?

17. Dream job?

18. Best book you have ever read?

19. Sexual orientation?

20. Do you still watch movies on a VHS player?

21. How many songs are on your iPod?

22. What is your most used app?

23. Best friend?

24. Favorite sports team?

25. Do you wear hats?

26. Favorite actor/actress?

27. Where is your favorite place in the world?

28. Do you have a significant other?

29. One song that always puts you in a good mood no matter what?

30. Favorite video game system?

31. What Pokemon would you pick to have as your starter?

32. Name one city you would like to visit.

33. What are 5 of your favorite qualities about yourself?

34. Turn ons?

35. Turn offs?

36. Favorite shoe brand?

37. What are 3 blogs that you recommend to follow right now?

38. What L-Word character do you relate to the most?

39. Who is your role model and why?

40. One thing that you never leave the house without?

41. Favorite form of transportation?

42. Best way to eat chicken?

43. Are you a fan of facial hair?

44. Do you like cheesy romantic gestures?

45. Were you in any clubs in high school? If so, did you hold any leadership positions?

46. Are you crafty?

47. Last person you texted?

48. If you could sit down to dinner with anyone in the world, who would it be?

49. Last wedding you attended?

50. Name a tv show that you could watch all day every day?

Jae makes me suspicious

Everyone in the Day6 fandom knows that Jae likes to troll people and mess with his Wikipedia page and if you didn’t know that well now you do.
I am just waiting for the day he lets it slip that he has a Tumblr. Like I just have a sneaking suspicion that he runs an anonymous Day6 blog and he is just trolling us all.

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New studyblr!

Hey everyone ☺️ I’m Phe, a 19 year old second year psych student from Australia. I lived on a farm all my life up until last year, where I moved on campus to uni. I have two horses, a dog and a large amount of chickens 🐔
I’m also chronically ill - while that doesn’t define me it does make my life a bit more difficult when it comes to studying. So you can expect both studyblr and chronic illness posts from my blog!
A few of you may recognise me, I’m formally @strongstudying but I changed my URL and blog theme for a while - however now the semester has begun, I have returned!
A lot of blogs on here inspire me but I don’t want to list them as I am scared I will forget some people and I don’t want to make anyone sad!
Thanks everyone for reading this, I hope you’re having a lovely day ☺️

Slime Rancher: guide to quick n easy chickens for the carnivores in your life

I’ve heard many people say that raising chickens in SL is a pain, and I get that. Curse the 12 chicken rule, I say. For this reason, I see so many largo ranches that mix tabbs, booms and hunters with more placid slimes for utility. When I saw @theslimeologist tags on a post concerning hunter/tabbs, I decided to reveal my great secret that allows me to keep my own beautiful hunter tabbs eating their stony hens and producing plorts galore, my secret to crashing two plorts on the market, if you will. So, what’s the secret then?

Turns out animal rights activists are right. For me on my ranch, I live under one rule: the hen hens taste better if they’re free range!

Yep, that’s right! Here’s some steps to better and easier hens.

1. Get 1500 newbucks

2. Buy the Overgrowth

3. DO NOT PUT SLIMES OR COOPS IN THE OVERGROWTH. make it strictly a garden instead. I have pogos and phases growing there so I can exchange the useless crop for a favorite one.

4. Chuck 3 roostros, a briar hen, a stony hen, and a painted hen (ver. 6.0) as well as a mixed bag of chickadoos in there. Hen-hens are already in the overgrowth before you put anything in there.

5. Profit! Free ranging bypasses the 12 hen rule as that applies only to coops, and due to how the game handles mobs, they Won’t wander into the main ranch or into the docks! As long as no slimes live in the overgrowth as per the instructions, give the place a few days and they’ll be spawning like crazy.

Things to note:
If all your largos have their favorite plant growing already, the chickens can serve as a backup in case you run low. Try to regularly clean out the elderly as they can be saved in a coop on the main ranch if you need them for the carousel achievement or as snacks for free roamers.

And that’s it! My guide for quick and effortless poultry perfection. If you have any more troubles with things in slime rancher, feel free to drop me an ask. I’m always open to share my advice, rancher to rancher. Anyways, toodles! My hunter tabbs need their stonies!

EDIT: tagged the wrong blog. Oops- Fixed now.

anonymous asked:

so what is this about chicken nuggets and larries?? I'm hella confused

There’s this guy named Carter who tweeted Wendy’s asking how many retweets he needed to get free nugs for a year. They said 18 million, which is basically impossible, because Ellen’s tweet is the most retweeted right now and it only has 3 million something. But people like chicken nugs and wanted Carter to get his nugs so they started retweeting it. 

At that point, some celebs started retweeting it, bc nug life is a very relatable struggle that we all want in our lives. Also, some just did it for the memes. So when it started picking up a lot of retweets, Carter started talking about how he and his parents wanted to do things to help people with the publicity they were getting. So they started doing things like making a shirt that says #nugsforcarter and donating the profits to charities. 

This got more people involved and more people offering to do things like make donations on his behalf and someone said they would work on feeding homeless teenagers for a year because of the tweet and stuff like that. Which made it blow up more. So, now it’s at the point where it’s sitting nice and pretty at 2.5 million retweets, making it the second most retweeted tweet ever. 

That’s where the larries come in. Because you know what was the second most retweeted tweet ever up until this point? The “Always in my heart, Harry Styles.” tweet Louis tweeted six years ago. They have worked hard to make this tweet popular. They’ve made multiple accounts (some adding up to 60 different accounts) and had projects and worldwide trends to try and blow this tweet as high as they can. In six years they got 2.4 million. In five days, Carter the chicken nugget man got 2.5 million. 

So the larries are pissed and made up a rumor that he’s buying retweets (which is stupid because how is that any different than having people in the fanbase make 60 different accounts to reblog a single tweet?) and they’re pissed at him for it. So they started harassing him over it. Things got worse when Gemma retweeted it, because Gemma just wants a man to get his nugs. 

Fans started attacking Gemma too. She replied to one telling her she needed to delete it, asking why. They told her because of larry. So she deleted the question and kept the retweet. Fans were even more angry at Gemma now, because she hates love and would rather capitalism prevail. Also, she has a chicken nugget fetish. 

Because he kept getting attacked about beating AIMH, Carter replied to the tweet around the time he passed it. He tweeted Louis and Harry both, simply saying, “rip.” Larries are even more enraged. Some might have burst some blood vessels. They were bringing out “you’ve messed with the wrong fandom!” and “you’re going to regret that!” Some were tweeting him his high school football stats, as a veiled attempt at threatening to dox him. Some went as far as death threats! Over chicken nuggets!

Many different larries said “Don’t reply to him, just consistently spam report his twitter account so he’ll get suspended! :) So we don’t get accused of being crazy by the media!!” Others said, “We know we have larrie hackers, someone hack into his account and delete it!” Others agreed, “Ok, we are trying to hack into his account to delete it!” They also tried to start another project and worldwide trend to get AIMH to three million to beat it out. 

Now that is passed AIMH last night, most of the big larries have just shut down conversation about it on their blogs. They’ll say it doesn’t matter because it’s just a fad and people will stop retweeting it eventually, but that’s it. It’s really interesting how quickly they shut that shit down, honestly. 

Twitter larries, on the other hand, are still really fucking upset and trying to get his twitter deleted anyway they can. All because Carter chose the nug life and wanted to support some charities along the way. 

RIP Larry. Killed by nugs. 

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heres your 159 piece chicken tender order

aka,, my art blog turned 1 year old this may!  ✨✨✨

I’ve been drawing with the intent of improving for not quite two years now and I honestly wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for all my friends’ and your support and encouragement. I’ve been through a lot in the last year, both good and bad, and the one thing that’s always been my safe space is being able to draw my favorite boy. So thank you all for pushing me and keeping me afloat even when all I want to do is give up. 

And a huge thank you to Tendou, my muse, my prince, my inspiration, my everything, because without him I wouldn’t still be here in existence. 💜 I owe him sosososo much.

Thank you for sticking with me, and here’s to another year of Tendou!! 💜

There is a lot of hate going around on a lot of blogs right now

I just have to say that it’s ridiculous and crazy amount of hate. And it’s childish and a little pathetic. And your hiding behind anon and being a chicken shit about it . If you don’t like it or the blog, un-follow and move along. If you want to send in a reason for unfollowing, you don’t have to be such an asshole in your wording. I may get hate for this myself but I rather have it on me for backing up friends then on people that don’t deserve a single drip of hate. Literally come at me hateful anon! 

#sorrybutnotsorry

@otayuri-speaks
@jjleroy-speaks
and 
@dandybek

Your blogs are beautiful and I love you guys and you’re great and do not deserve the mean words you’re receiving. 

170517 - Hair-Pocolypse 2

Today’s bias is Kai!

And we’ve heard about his hair on this blog already.

But it can’t be stated enough times, can it?  KAI’S HAIR IS EVERYTHING.

Originally posted by katherine8595

REPEAT: KAI’S HAIR IS EVERYTHING.

Kai: “Staaahp :3″

Originally posted by beatriceindre

We can’t stop, won’t stop.

Because it looks great dry…

Originally posted by jonginization

…or wet.

Originally posted by intokai

In a dark color…

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

…or a light one.

Originally posted by intokai

D.O: “Stop this right now.”

Originally posted by sehunsyixing

Even when he’s not trying to be too damn sexy, he’s too damn sexy.

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Kai: “Oh no, I dropped my chicken!  (Hair still looks great though)”

Originally posted by intokai

D.O: “Say another word about Kai’s hair and I’ll rip your arms off.”

Originally posted by meme--suga

Notice, there hasn’t been a single gif of him dancing.  Just his hair.
And you’re still turned on, aren’t you?

Kai: “Even I kind of am.  I’ll admit it.”

Originally posted by captivatesme

D.O: “…..fjbwifvfevqqeqidbnwvflBVKVFKQVKUVLEVFIEVLGHRLI$TGVUKY$VL@#YTO#FR*F#R^FOT@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!11!!!1!!one!1!!11!1!!!!!!!”

Originally posted by flashbaeklight

D.O’s brain again:

Originally posted by shelikesittoxic

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anonymous asked:

The little dance that Got7 did on the "SWAGGER" music video and you guys talked about it on twitter. It also reminded me of the moves of Destiny's Child did on "Solider" video !!! (sorry if there's some mistakes, love your blog )

I remember the name of the dance now! It’s called “Chicken head” and it goes a little something like this:

But did you see Jackson kill that?, he was gettin it boyyyy!

anonymous asked:

What are some of your favorite kadi blogs? And if you want to, can you say why?

Oh, I know this is gonna be a long one :D

I’ve done something similar before - >> Here

but I guess I can name some of my favs (in no particular order) 

@@strivingwaytofar @inarichi @ktrash2k17 @mym8812 @plottwistisreal @livinka-n-diland @kaisooooooooo @kaibaklavasoo @ilikechimchimnuggets @loyalkaisoo @kaidonutsuniverse @kaidoscopes @sooing @kisookai @ninis-chicken-soo @sekaisoosgirl @life-n0t-knife @at1stsoo @reiheenim @igokaisoo

for fanfics recs: @kaisooficrec @kaisoo-catalog @do-itall

for awesome edits: @zeprimadonuts

and for the cutest fanarts ever: @nyeog-ks

The blogs I rec to follow are people that (I’ve never seen) have never bashed Kaisoo or spoke against them after everything that had happened the last year.. Those are quality blogs, and some of them are writers too, so make sure to check their work as well :)

And I guess the other three suggestions are already explained :)

Thank you so much for this ask! And now go and follow these amazing blogs :))