this is not stephen king

a nice hc

- eddie totally goes through a phase in his late teens where he gets really into slam poetry

- he tells no one, not even richie, that he attends. he would never hear the end of it

- one night, he gets ready to go, wearing his jacket, hat, and a pair of richie’s old glasses with the lenses popped out so no one would recognize him

- he gets there, he gets a nice old cup of joe and sits down in the back

- eddie just happens to look up and lock eyes with a familiar face, who is also wearing a heavy jacket, hat, and glasses. 

- they both get up and leave through the front door

eddie : stan, i swear to god, if you ever tell richie i was here i will not hesitate to rip your balls off and feed them to Mike’s chickens.

stan : if bill knows i was here he would want to come with me and then he’s get super into it, and no one needs that, so if you keep this quiet, i will too. 

eddie : deal.

stan : …

eddie : …

stan : do we want to make this a regular thing

eddie : please god yes

- from that day forth, they got together every thursday to listen to some slam poetry, drink coffee, and talk shit about their men

( thanks for getting me to post this @eddiekasp @eddiesbadbreak )


More dorky crap Ben found at the library.


Brazilian graphic designer and illustrator Butcher Billy got the idea of turning famous love hits into book covers of horror master Stephen King. 

Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart,” The Smiths, “Head Over Heels” by Tears For Fears and many others were portrayed in a very unusual way.

“This series imagines an alternate universe where some of the most desperate and tragic romantic songs in the ‘70s and’ 80s are actually books written by Stephen King. The concept is to look at the dark side of love by the vision of pop culture, bringing aspects of its classic stories to play the true meaning of the songs - this can be completely subverted or stressed strangeness, while paying tribute to the vintage design of the original covers,” Butcher writes on his Behance.