this is not stalkerish

I was hoping i’d never have to write a post such as this, but it seems i’ve no choice.

I have discovered that some of our older members of the Phandom have experienced ageism from some younger members, which in turn has made them feel isolated in this wonderful community. How is that right or fair on them? Just bc they are older doesn’t give anyone the right to dehumanize, and label them as old, weird, or stalkerish! At the end of the day, we are all fans of the same two British nerds. We are not here to prey on the young, just to enjoy the content that these nerds make.

Personally, i think Dan and Phil would be thoroughly ashamed if they got to know that this is what happening.

I, myself, have been so lucky! Anyone who has found out my age and realise i have kids who are also Phangirls, i’ve been told i am so cool, to the extent i had one person tell me they wished i was their mum! Some have even nicknamed me, Mama Phan, which i love and adore.

So please, if you know of anyone in your followers who are 28+ pls, reach out and embrace them. But only if you feel comfortable in doing so, i know some of you are as bold as brass and don’t give a fig what age a person is as long as thry’re nice. Yes, they may not Phangirl as hard as you, and seem a lot more sensible, but are we all not Phangirls/guys at heart? Do we not love Dan and Phil?!?

Remember age is nothing but a number. But do be careful about what details you tell ppl.

[EDIT] Okay, so this post is starting to get a lot of hate towards it, which is fine, i was expecting this from the get-go. I get that a lot of you are young and feel uncomfortable, and again that’s fine to feel that way, i get it i do, we don’t want anyone to feel uncomfortable. All i was getting at is, that as soon as certain ppl find out that there are older fans in the Phandom they start sending them rude anons telling them that it’s creepy they’re in the Phandom to begin with. Why is that necessary? All we want is to enjoy some quality content :( If any older person has followed a blog of a younger person, it’s bc half the time not everyone states how old they are - which again is the owners right to choose. I, myself, have stated my age on my blog description as a safety precaution just in case. Mostly, they’ve followed that blog for the content that they create, and want to see and share it. If anyone has deliberately followed a young persons blog and starts talking them, and they asked you to stop and you haven’t complied - shame on you! You’re old enough to know better! My advice young ones is to block the person trying to talk to you, never put up with it! But, by the same token, pls don’t try to shame us older members with rude anons abt our age and the fact we like DnP too - that’s all i ask. If i’ve ever made anyone feel uncomfortable, then i sincerely do apologise. I never meant to upset or distress anyone.
Innuendos + Bonus Chat

Pairing: Steve x Reader


A Steve x reader where Tony makes really bad innuendos and Steve and the reader are to innocent to know what they mean

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Bruce, Y/N, Steve, Scott, T'Challa, Rhodey, Peter.

Tony: Dinner tonight, all of us? I can make reservations at Rhodey’s favorite restaurant.

Scott: The one that spins?!

Tony: Yes, Scott. The one that spins.

Scott: I love that one! The waiting list is booked,  it would take months before we can eat there!

Tony: Oh, honey. When you’re a billionaire, you don’t need to wait.

T'Challa: And if they make us wait, I will just buy the restaurant. #RicherThanStark

Tony: … Who uses hashtags in a chat?!

T'Challa: #ObviouslyNotYou

Peter: I would love to come but… I have to study for a test tomorrow.

Tony: Aw c'mon kid, we haven’t seen each other in weeks! T'Challa just got back from Wakanda, Scott is finally free, and Steve and Y/N just returned from their 4 week long mission.

Bruce: Yeah, we miss you all!

Tony: Just one night! You’re smart, Peter. You’ll do fine in your test.

Peter: I guess…

Rhodey: #BadDad

T'Challa: #TonySucksAtParenting

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Billion Dollar Man

Kwon Jiyong/ G Dragon X Reader


Moodboard by @memoiresofaneternaldreamer

When you originally pulled the invitation from your mailbox you thought it had been yet another wedding invitation from one of your college friends. The elaborate gold writing on the black envelope, wrapped in actual lace. It was easy to assume from its elegance that it would be something like that.

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Let’s play a game. It goes like this… Stop stalking and harassing Skam cast when they clearly gave notice they don’t wish to be bothered. Stop waiting for Tarjei and David in front of their school.

Just because Tarjei is smiling doesn’t mean he is comfortable doing it. Do not call him rude or ungrateful and guilt trip him for not wanting to take pictures or talk to you. Today he wanted to leave and he was basically forced into meeting fans??? Do you not see the problem? You actually think it’s not disturbing when you go after him two days in a row? Also I’m sorry but same people waiting for Henrik after he just came back? Not creepy at all?

I know you all get excited when you get new content but please consider the circumstances. And if you already get pictures with them don’t expose them on every fucking social media and encourage people to do the same. That’s chill?

Stitching Up the Seams

Summary: Phil can’t help but notice the boy with dead eyes who wears baggy jumpers all the time and barely talks anymore. Not being able to stand how sad he looks, Phil begins to slip notes into Dan’s locker in hopes of raising his spirits.
Word Count: 2216
Warnings: Implied self harm (doesn’t describe it at all, just implied), cussing, depression
Title Credit: Such Small Hands - La Dispute

There is a boy with mocha hair and caramel eyes that turn slightly mahogany in the sun who has a dimple in his pale cheek and has long fingers that shake slightly whenever he talks or even when he reaches for things or writes. There is a boy with dark circles under his eyes who comes to school sometimes with curly hair and wears baggy sweaters that he constantly pulls over his hands like he’s nervous about something.

Phil didn’t know what he was nervous about.

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OMFG! THE HEALER FEEEEEEELS!!! The parallel is so fitting because Seo Jung Hoo has been my all-time favourite male lead and from now he’ll be sharing the first place with Min Hyuk - both are so damn functional and caring, with huge capacity for love, despite everything that happened to them and the way they love their women is unparalleled; BOTH GIVE THEM NECKLACES WITH TRACKING DEVICES. Which makes total sense because they have fallen for women who have knack of getting themselves into trouble (and a similar hairstyle).

Normally, putting a tracking device on your girlfriend would be considered stalkerish behaviour, however, Min Hyuk doesn’t have a normal girlfriend - his Bong Soon is special. Living with that sort of power all her life made Bong Soon arrogant (= over-confident) and too sure of herself, to the point where she thinks herself to be invicinble which made her believe that she can manage everything on her own because what’s the point of having someone fight with her when there is no one else as powerful as she is. It partially stems from the fact that she’s been hiding her strength, never telling about it except for her best friend, but not even GS knows BS the way MH does. He really does see through her. He’s seen her at her best and at her worst and lowest; and because of that he is too-well aware of her own vulnerability, both physical and emotional. He truly does know her, everything about her, her strengths, weaknesses, her power and also its limits - she can be hurt, she can bleed and she can die and MH would do everything in his power to prevent it. BECAUSE WHEN A UNIVERSE LOSES ITS CENTER IT STOPS REVOLVING.

BS is that lonely hero who believes that he/she is too dangerous to be with and can manage everything on her own, that’s why it’s so important that she realizes that she doesn’t need to do everything alone.

Undeniable Heat Chapter 17: Troubled Waters

Jensen Ackles x Reader

1300 Words

Chapter Summary: Still reeling from having Brad back in the picture, you take the rest of the day off.

Story Summary: You’ve just gotten a job as one of the makeup artists on the set of Supernatural. Nervous on the first day, you become completely awkward, winning the affection of the divorced Jensen Ackles. You try to fight your desire for him, but he thwarts you at every turn. Will you be able you separate work and play, or will you let Jensen win?

Catch Up Here: Masterpost

As soon as you made it through the door, you collapsed on the couch, your energy zapped. It had been such a straining day, and you wanted nothing more than to curl into your bed, and forget that the world existed. But your bed was too far away, and you settled for the couch, pulling a throw over you, and shoving your face into the arm.

Why did Brad have to show up? You were finally feeling free of him, and back to the person before he had so torn you apart, and with one appearance, you were now back to the shaking, quivering mess. Memories, or nightmares, flashed in your mind. Of fists flying, and boots landing on your stomach. Of bruises everywhere you looked, and mornings you were so sore you couldn’t climb out of bed. Then, there had been the verbal abuse.

Clutching your hands to your head, you tried to keep the thoughts away. You had thought with a new town, and a new job, you would have gotten away from everything. That you would have been able to start afresh.

Through your dark and dreary thoughts, you noticed your phone ringing. Taking a deep breath, you answered it, needing to talk to someone who would understand. “Tiffany?”

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Hogwarts houses - The Seven + Solangelo + Theyna

Percy - Gryffindor: He’s incredibly brave and would do anything to save the world (as he has proved in the Titan War and Giant War)
Annabeth - Ravenclaw: Intelligence? Creativity? Love of learning? Annabeth is the definition of a Ravenclaw
Jason - Gryffindor: Jason hides his own doubt so he can be the leader he needs to me. If thats not bravery, I don’t know what is.
Piper - Slytherin: She wants to stand out and not just be another Aphrodite kid. She uses her charmspeak to get what she wants but never goes to far.
Hazel - Hufflepuff: She is a legit loyal cinnamon roll
Frank - Hufflepuff: Again, legit loyal cinnamon roll
Leo - Ravenclaw: Leo is always being creative and has good problem solving skills (when it comes to machines)
Nico - Slytherin: Not in a bad way. He’s cunning and sly like any good slytherin. He reminds me of a non-stalkerish Snape
Will - Hufflepuff: He’s a hufflepuff. No explanation needed.
Reyna - Slytherin: She’s cunning, confident and a great leader.
Thalia - Hufflepuff: she’s loyal to the end, hard-working, determined and accepting. She reminds me of Tonks.

anonymous asked:

I s2g I did not recognise you/your face in your Grindelwald thread!! The thing that gave you away was the way you moved your fingers. Is that obsessive and stalkerish and slightly creepy? 👀 Don't know, don't care 💅🏻 You've got serious skills my man 🙌🏻

oh, you mean this guy-

your local vampire just here to contaminate everything good within earshot

Imagine Reggie trying to casually flirt with you and you kinda just talk to him straight due to the fact that you don’t realize he’s flirting (I don’t know about y'all but I’m pretty clueless when someone’s flirting with me unless they’re being very over the top about it) but he doesn’t want to be straightforward and ask you out (usually he gets asked out or something) so he kinda becomes stalkerish because he doesn’t understand how you can’t see that he likes you?????? Like look at all this attention he’s giving you??!! (This imagine is funnier in my head)

The Fastest Man Alive // Barry Allen

plot :: this is merely a fluff i made at 4 am, u have been warned

a/n :: i srsly have no idea what to do with my life after writing this lol

barry allen stared as you spoke. he glanced from the way your eyebrows lifted a little as you sigh, to the way your lips pressed together after you finish speaking. it might’ve sounded a little creepy and stalkerish but - as barry liked to call it - he was just romanticizing your face. as he normally did this everyday, apparently, he’d memorized your every movement by heart. after being in denial for a long period of time, barry took it that he’d fallen in love with you years back, very long time for the fastest man alive.

“okay, i’m done for the night,” you stifled a smile not wanting to make barry feel bad about being left alone in the lab.

“oh, um, yeah,” barry shook his head as if waking himself up from a trance and looked up at whatever you were doing. “i’ll walk you to the door,”

you’d meant to interrupt and tell him off but you thought it would be a little rude and perhaps, you didn’t mind at all so you let him. he walked slightly behind you with his hands inside his pockets as a comfortable silence ensued between the two of you. you pushed the door but left it ajar when you felt a hand on top of yours and you quickly held your hand back. barry cleared his throat as he opened the door completely for you.

with your fingers fiddling at your back, you slowly lifted up your head to look at barry. his frame towered over you with an arm stretched out to hold the door open and a hand inside his front pocket. it took you a while to realize just how close your faces were to each other and for a minute, you swore your heart skipped a beat. you could hear his breathing due to how close you stood in front of each other and you wished you could listen to it a few minutes more, but considering how awkward that would be, you stopped your ridiculous thoughts.

“thanks, i’ll see you tomorrow, barry,”

“yeah, see you tomorrow,” barry replied but it was too late, you were out the door and through the hallway with your head held down. you’d slipped away. again. and there, barry stood hopelessly as a loud sigh escaped his lips.

he was barry allen and he was the fastest man alive, but he wasn’t fast enough to close the small gap that was once between his and your lips.

10 steps to flirt like a pro:

By the end of this lesson, you will totally be a flirt sensation, I follow these tips myself and it totally works! So if you want to know how to flirt like a pro; keep reading! Here we go!

Step 1: Talk to them!
I know it seems obvious but have you actually opted to say a quick hello and spark up a light conversation? If not this is a good way to start haha!

Step 2: Laugh, laugh and laugh some more!
Everyone likes to think that they are funny - just throw them a bone and laugh along (not too hard you don’t want them to think you’re too crazy!)

Step 3: Use your eyes
If you avoid eye contact, your crush is never going to know that you like them! So make sure to give a few meaningful looks - use the old “look, look away, look again” technique, it does wonders! Make sure you don’t stare though. And if you find it hard to look someone in the eye; look in between their eyes at their nose, they won’t know the difference!

Step 4: Smile!
Pair that look with the beautiful smile I know you’ve got!

Step 5: Compliment them
A few subtle words can make a major difference on how a person sees you. If you give compliments you are going to be more likeable as a person. It doesn’t have to be a long explanation of how everything about them is perfect; it could be as simple as “you look nice today” or “I like your shoes”. The simpler, the better.

Step 6: Think of them!
If you are watching the match of your crushes favourite sport or even if you see the funniest youtube video you know they’ll love, TELL THEM! It will give them the idea that they are on you’re mind, which is obviously completely true!

Step 7: Body language
This is key! Body language reflects how you feel, so if your feeling awkward it will show. Just relax. Do things like leaning in a little bit when you are talking to your crush, lightly brush past them or even maybe touch their arm in mid conversation. All these things will hint your into them. (Warning: sitting on their lap may be too far).

Step 8: Social media
This is perfect if you are shy or you just want to be in contact with your crush at home and outside of school/work. Like a few photos or statuses, send funny links to each other or even just strike up a conversation. Don’t be too stalkerish!

Step 9: Ask for their opinion
Whether it’s about homework or an outfit or if you should eat an apple or an orange… opinions matter! Asking for you crushes opinion will not only hint that you like them but will show that you care what they think. This will give them a confidence boost and also get you a step closer to making your crush a reality! It’s a win win!

Step 10: Be yourself!
Don’t be willing to change for your crush too enormously as that shows you don’t think your good enough, which is completely not the case. If your crush is genuinely interested in you they will like you for who you are. So be confident, be unique and most of all just act like you always do! If you are happy with yourself this will reflect in your presence - and think what kind of message that sends your crush!

You are now the most flirty flirt I know, go try it out on your crush and let me know how you go!


moonandstarsandcolors  asked:

I have thiss headcanon Avengers have a comfort blanket it means that whenever one of them sits with it in common room the others will sit with them until they feel happy again. Tony usually doesn't use it but when he does all of the Avengers sit with him and they watch movies, drink hot chocolate, or play games until Tony fall asleep.

Aww this is so incredibly cute I’m melting! I’ve never considered this idea before but I love the concept of a comfort blanket so much!!

Tony is probably very self-conscious about that blanket because what if the others won’t want to sit with him or if they have something more important to do or he’ll make them uncomfortable? Never mind that Tony always makes time for the others when they use the comfort blanket (and trust me, they’ve noticed that).

But then he has this really bad day, where he’d barely slept because of nightmares, the board meetings dragged on and on, he had two encounters with borderline stalkerish reporters that hate him, Fury yelled at him over the phone because of some deadline he’s apparently missed, Pepper still isn’t speaking with him because of the last scandal he caused, Rhodey is on a mission, and it’s just all too much.

So when Tony drags himself into the living room–really, all he wants is to lock himself into his workshop and never come out but he needs food first–and his eyes fall onto the comfort blanket he just- can’t resist.

Before he knows it, he’s falling on top of the blanket and once he’s lying down, he simply doesn’t have the energy to get up again. Doesn’t have the energy to do anything put gently pat the soft, fluffy fabric. This is really nice. It’s so nice, it almost doesn’t matter whether anyone else comes or not. The blanket on it’s own is great already, totally enough really.

Except of course it matters.

Tony can admit that to himself (inside his head at least) when Bruce and Steve exit the elevator, notice him, and promptly change directions towards the couch to sit down on either side of him. Tony may or may not hide his face in the blanket for a moment, so that nobody sees his relieved smile.

Clint, Thor and Natasha join them half an hour later, though Natasha orders some food first. And they don’t ask what’s wrong–because like with the fight club the first rule of the comfort blanket is that you do not talk about the comfort blanket–but Tony gets to pick a movie and Clint throws popcorn into his mouth when he doesn’t feel like getting up to reach for it, and it’s just nice. To not be alone. To have the arguments and the chitchat and bad jokes and threats drown out all the bad thoughts for a while.

Eventually Clint even makes them hot chocolate–he makes the best hot chocolate out of anyone on the team–and buried under a fuzzy blanket with a cup of delicious, warm chocolate in his hand, the world doesn’t seem like such a bad place anymore.

Tony falls asleep with a smile on his face. He wakes up with one too, surrounded by his team mates. It promises to be a much better day than the last.