this is not mine im just a child

half-assed astrology
  • Aries: child-like or whatever
  • Taurus: something about being hungry?? idk
  • Gemini: shapeshifting personality (personalitIES??)
  • Cancer: anxious lil dude/gal/person
  • Leo: needy cat??
  • Virgo: neat freak I guess?
  • Scorpio: evil and mean or something
  • Sagittarius: Honestly overlooked a lot on these posts tbh
  • Capricorn: bubbly mom friend?
  • Aquarius: caring af but distant?
  • Pisces: some crying fish shit
Bts reaction to you being sleepy after being angry


 Most people tried to control the anger in fear of their violent action but you? You tried to control it because the angrier you got the sleepier you became. Never had you been this angry at anyone and Taehyung just would not simply apologise. For the past few minutes you had been shouting and crying at him that at some point he got concerned about your mental strength. After your next sentence of shouting he had pulled you into a tight hug and stroked your hair gently. You had no energy to fight back causing you too fall asleep. He carried you go bed and whispered 

“Im sorry for eating your cake”  

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin


  You both had an argument and he had waited patiently for you to finish so he could tell his side. He stood there as you sat down shouting at him, mocking him and insulting him. Throughout your mental break down he had waited patiently for you to finish but it felt like forever. Finally! You finished and he was about to speak his first word but noticed you looking drowsy and he was shocked that you fell asleep almost immediately. Even though he was angry at you he still put you to bed comfortably cause he loves your crazy ass. 

“Ill roast you tomorrow" 

Originally posted by officialwookkibby


You were at his house and you were complaining on how he focused too much on his rap instead of you. It would have ended with a cute couple of words from him but instead he mocked you. Thats it, you were fully pissed. You took a deep breath in and started with one more sentence to mark the start of your anger session "Fuck You”. He was taken back and was panicking. Suga ran to his room and got a big oversize T-shirt and ran back and threw it on you. 

“Change to this first cause you cant be comfortable sleeping with tight clothing”

Originally posted by imonaworldtour


 You were both laying down in bed… at 4:00 am!. You were sleeping and he was wide awake and still not over how you were like a different person a few minutes ago. He rubbed your back and kept thinking about how you were screaming at him full of anger and now you were sleeping in complete peace. He stared at you in adoration and gave you a peck in the lips. 

 "All mine, even the crazy side" 

Originally posted by bwiseoks


 He was completely taken back. Did you just yawn?. In the middle of that war like anger did you just Yawn?! You were screaming at him with full force and just casually stop to yawn. He was so taken back by your sudden change of personality. Naturally you leaned on his chest and fell asleep like nothing happened and he was left confused. 

 "Im dating someone crazy" 

Originally posted by sosjimin

Rap monster: 

You were not in the right state of mind. You were rolling down like a child throwing a tantrum while shouting at Namjoon. Your weapon were your sharp hurtful words and his was a pillow. You were finally getting drowsy so he put a pillow next to your head waiting for you to roll on it and you did. The softness put you to instant sleep and he felt like he won the war. 

 "Ill let your immature ass sleep on the floor for a while" 

Originally posted by joonjuly


He stared at you in adoration. He loves how you couldn’t sustain your stern tone as you were too tired. He payed attention to how your eyes were getting more worn out. He hated angry people but loved your anger side so much. He gave you a peck on your lips before sleep fully ate you up. 

 "I love everything about you"

Originally posted by nycbtslover


hope you guys enjoy this and sorry if you wanted more angst because it turned out more of a comedy. <3



ahem, anyway… 

Originally posted by neotechs

  • Imagine Yuta being that total asshole cocky kid that goes to your college 
  • don’t tell me I know thats the complete opposite of him okay
  • anyway, one day during the 3 hour break you have between your classes
  • you’re like sitting down in the courtyard
  • studying, being a gOOD CHILD 
  • and Winwin walks up to you like the little squish he is 
  • and he’s like “hey (Y/n), I brought a friend with me if you don’t mind” 
  • and you’re all smiles because “any friend of Sicheng’s is a friend of mine” 
  • lol hunnyyyy mistake   
  • Yuta plops down in across from you - adjacent from Winwin 
  • and you’re like “Hi, I’m (Y/n), I’m a (insert major) major. Nice to meet you,” and you’re all polite and everything 
  • and you lean over to Sicheng and you’re like “Is he always like this?” 
  • and the poor beb doesn’t know what’s wrong with his friend today. 
  • and he explains that he’s not normally like that,,, 
  • so being the nice person you are, you brush it off and assume he’s having a bad day 
  • and skip to another day you guys meet 
  • your friend is like a dance major or something 
  • and she always talks about Yuta and how he’s hot and a great dancer and actor and singer 
  • and just a great performer overall 
  • and one day while you’re strolling through the performing arts section of the uni
  • you see Yuta 
  • and he’s like dancing to this song 
  • and suddenly it’s very cliche in here you find yourself watching him from outside the door
  • he dances so gracefully and it’s honestly extremely pleasing to the eye 
  • and then the music stops and he turns around and for some reason 
  • you just duck, as if you were spying on him in secret
  • well technically you were spying on him, but you didn’t mean to do it in secret
  • it just happened
  • you were ducked on the lower non-glass part of the door 
  • and you thought you were good 
  • so you start crawling away for some reason 
  • and he comes out of the practice room and he’s like 
  • “uh…. (Y/n)? Why are you crawling on the floor?” 
  • and your face goes red as you stand back up and dust your clothes off and you’re like 
  • “why are you standing?” and as soon as you say it, you regret it 
  • And he’s like “because we normally stand on the floor, not crawl.” 
  • and you’re still embarrassed so you’re like “so why don’t you stand in the practice room and let me crawl out here!” 
  • and he just laughs harder and the further this conversation goes the more stupid you look 
  • when he’s done laughing, he looks at you and says “I saw you watching me dance from the mirror, so I wanted to invite you in.” 
  • and you go even more red (if thats even possible)
  • he steps out from underneath the door frame and goes to grab your hand
  • your obvious redness telling him that you’d probably enjoy the company seeming like you didn’t have anything to do anyway 
  • pulling you inside the room he gives a smile more of a smirk as he walks towards the radio
  • “You wanna dance with me?” He’d ask
  • “oh no I don-”
  • “Come on it’ll be fun! Loosen up a bit.” 
  • and without another word, he just pulls you over to the middle of the room 
  • and teaches you some moves 
  • and it’s honestly so tiring, yet so fun 
  • after an hour or so, you guys are both extremely tired 
  • and you’re leaning against the mirror 
  • and he looks over at your tired self and smiles as you give a smile back
  • “Stop staring,” you warn
  • “How could I stop staring at something so beautiful?”

Originally posted by nctinfo

Eye to eye (Tyler x FemReader) fluff drabble


Originally posted by lum1natrix

(( gif not mine - smol child ))

(A/n): heyyyyyyyy it’s meeeeee the one that is a terrible writer and overall terrible person wowwowowow


Heyy im just gonna request something real quick: you’re tyler’s gf and during a livestream you and tyler share a lot of cute moments and you can decide how the others and the fandom reacts to that?

Could you do a super fluffy Tyler x reader? It can follow any plot you want. Love your writing!

Warnings: Swearing and fluff and stuff


Quickly, (Y/n) jumped as high as her legs would let her; pushing into the air a brisk yelp.

“tyLER-!” she had said.

The man in question snickered slyly, stringing up both hands in immediate defense.

“What the devil..” Mark husked. He took a second to view (Y/n) where she stood behind him. She offered the brunette a sheepish smile and said:

“He fucking touched my back.”

Mark rolled his eyes pretentiously, uttering words of how unimportant Tyler’s action was. He whipped around to finish his charity stream intro.

Shuffling her way directly behind Mark, (Y/n) drug a single finger down his spine.

In an effort not the squirm, the youtuber’s words hitched greatly. (Y/n) had a laugh in response, even though it was short lived.

Tyler followed her path only to flick her ear.

“Don’t touch Mark like that.” he said, narrowing his eyes in plastic disappointment.

“Wha-” the girl sputtered “but it’s okay for you to touch me?”

Immediately, (Y/n) retracted her outspoken thought. Pursing her lips, she listened as Tyler smiled and said:

“Only if you say it is. Consent is key.”

“Jesus Christ, get a room.” Ethan butt in.

Laughing eagerly, both Tyler and (Y/n) look at the blue boy. Mark join the two with cute giggles, and Ethan with his own chuckle.

“So, uh, this stream isn’t going to be that long because we all have lives.” explained Mark, directing most attention to the camera “I mean, not really, but still. Not twelve hours.”

“Right.” agreed (Y/n).

It took up several more minutes for Mark to say they would be starting with a twitter Q&A. The group stayed standing.

“First of all, don’t fucking ask if I got a perm. It’s naturally curling, so buzz off.” said Tyler.

(Y/n) giggled at the tall boy’s declaration, reaching up and twisting a lace of Tyler’s curly hair between her fingers “Sure thing, curly fry.”

Instantaneously, the stream chat burst with comments about a ship. Tyler and (Y/n)’s ship. And for the most part throughout the stream, the topic didn’t seem to waver.

“You guys gross me out.” commented Mark, smiling at the pair. (Y/n) only shrugged. The male took this second to read the first tweet.


After reading aloud the question, Mark dropped his head in a tilt.

“Chica x Ethan.” explained (Y/n).

“No.” the brunette suddenly stated “Chica is mine.”

“Move on before I get hit.” cried Ethan, swiping up on Mark’s phone. He eventually just took the device as a whole and read another tweet.

“Okay but (Y/n)iplier tho…” he read.

“Nope.” this time said Tyler. Upon the girl’s head, he placed a large open palm, grinning thoughtfully “(Y/n) is mine.”

Ethan grimaced doubtfully, peering up at the two. Afterwards, he chanced his eyes at the chat.


“Lmao rip Ethan”



“They ship it.” mumbled the blue haired male.

“Who fucking doesn’t?” sassed Mark, snorting funnily. He walked himself over to Tyler and (Y/n), placing his hand upon Tyler’s that was already resting on (Y/n)’s hair.

“Claimed?” he laughed.

Tyler only snorted in response, allowing the girl to speak instead. She said:

“I don’t believe we are see eye to eye here, bucko’.”

Silly intent cupped her voice, she pretended to lower herself to look Mark in the eye’s. Even though, Mark wasn’t much taller than the girl already.

Laughing even harder, Mark faced up both hands in surrender.

(Y/n) laughed hard as well, turning to look up at her boyfriend.

“I just defended you, don’t I get a kiss?” she questioned heartily.

Ethan could be heard charming the air with his laughs, spinning with Mark’s and small ones from (Y/n). Tyler lifted up his shoulders in response to his girlfriend.

“I don’t know. I don’t think we really see eye to eye.”

“Oh, you dick.”

Asking may not have, but her tippy toes did get her a kiss.


(A/n): Heyyyyy, what’s uppppp. I finished something the same day I started it WOW


Get To Know Me!
Favorite Youtubers 2/? - danisnotonfire

“That’s why I’m here, I’m here for two reasons. To entertain you with stories of my life so , you know, you can find them entertaining. But then maybe compare them to your own lives and not feel so alone with the issues that you go with, go through. And think, “Wow, I’m scared of going to my first day of work, but there is a guy called Dan who actually sold an axe to a child”. And the other half of it is me kind of like articulating my own profound observations on the universe, which is really just an excuse to give myself a therapy. Apparently other people enjoy watching it too wow” 


I will practice believing my husband loves me, and will love this baby. That this child might really save our marriage. But I could be wrong. Because sometimes, the way he looks at me, I think, man of my dreams, father of my child, this man of mine may kill me. He may truly kill me.

Hahaha parents love to preach about respect and what’s considered being disrespectful towards them but as soon as they do the same shit to their child and the child tries to defend themselves, they are still considered being disrespectful and you want to play the victim like wow bitch you’re literally talking mad shit to your child. Youre literally invalidating your child’s feelings and you are destroying their emotional health but you still expect to get respect just because you’re “the parent” and “you’re paying bills” like boo fucking hoo asshole. You paying for shit and being a legal guardian doesn’t give you a free ticket to being excused for committing verbal abuse. Respect is earned, not given so you’re child doesn’t have to respect yo evil ass. You are a shitty parent.


“We as women do a lot of incredible things in this world other than just procreate, and not that that is not. But it’s like, we just get boxed in, they love the narrative, they love the story, they love the ‘she is jealous’ and 'this person’s depressed’ and 'oh my gosh never gonna have a child’ whatever the horrible little headline is, we just gotta break out of that.” (x)

Descendants head cannon

Gil and Chad were switched at birth

Kind hearted puppy who just wants to help but was raised by a guy who detests education and is a general ass

Raging misogynistic spoiled asshole who isn’t that bright and im sorry but cinderella would not accept her child growing up to act as spoiled as Drizzella

anonymous asked:

Hi mum. A friend of mine is biromantic and heterosexual. Just wanted to ask if he should be classified as an lgbt person. Some people say he shouldn't, but im not so sure. lots of love, your trans son

My dear lgbt+ child, 

Bi people belong in the lgbt+ community! 

That includes biromantic people, bisexual people and people who are both (or do not differentiate between the types of attraction). 

Your friend is welcome on this blog and in my lgbt+ family <3 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom