this is not good but i had to

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  • things i thought 'Fantastic Beasts' was from the original trailer: merry CGI animal caper eddie sight gags het
  • things I thought 'Fantastic Beasts' was from fandom: like 5 minutes of heavy gay coding in an alley
  • my experience of 'Fantastic Beasts' (experienced through a heavy cold): I AM CRYING. I AM CRYING THE FEELS LIKE THE OBLIVIATING RAIN OF, SRSLY, FUCK, WHAT? ARGH. DAMMIT. JUSTICE 4 CREDENCE. THERE ARE LIEK 10 SHIPS HERE. I NEED A DIAMOND!MOLE. HE CALLED HIMSELF 'MUM' i die now
Meme Time

Tagged by @wouldnt-touch-you-anyway, @mitrr, and @jademyrtille. I’m probably guilty of all of these things let’s see how it goes.

Tagging: @things-all-love @anonimjeden @commandermardukas @quantum-yaoi-fan and @mikachan2005

rules: you can only say guilty or innocent  you are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you AND GET HYPE FOR SAEZURU CHAPTER 26.

  • asked someone to marry you: guilty
  • kissed one of your friends: guilty
  • danced on a table in a bar or tavern: guilty. it was a biker bar. I got thrown out.
  • ever told a lie: innocent…naw I’m lying GUILTY
  • had feelings for someone whom you can’t have: Erwin Smi- uh guilty.
  • ever kissed someone of the opposite sex: guilty
  • ever kissed someone of the same sex: guilty
  • kissed a picture: so guilty
  • slept in until 5pm: how is that a thing 5pm is still morning.
  • fallen asleep at work or school: guilty
  • held a snake: guilty
  • been suspended from school: guilty
  • stolen something: guilty
  • done something you regret: ffttttthahahaha so so guilty
  • laughed until what you were drinking came out of your nose: guilty
  • caught a snowflake on your tongue: guilty
  • sat on a roof top: guilty 
  • sang in the shower: guilty
  • been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on: oh check it out an innocent. I’m just good at dodging.
  • slept naked: guilty. WHO WANTS TO COME OVER?
  • made a boy friend/girl friend cry: guilty
  • been in a band: guilty but only slightly guilty because I was only slightly in the band
  • shot a gun: I’m very good with a sniper in Borderlands
  • donated blood: innocent, I bruise like a mofo and smoke too much weed they don’t want my blood.
  • eaten cheesecake: FUCKING GUILTY
  • still loved someone you shouldn’t: Erwin Smi- *sigh* guilty
  • have/had a tattoo: innocent
  • been too honest: guilty
  • ruined a surprise: guilty
  • ate in a restaurant and got so bloated you can’t walk after: that’s goals man. guilty
  • erased someone in your friends list: very guilty
  • dressed in a man’s clothes: guilty
  • dressed in a woman’s clothes: guilty
  • joined a pageant: innocent
  • been told you’re beautiful by someone who meant it: guilty
  • still have communication with your ex: innocent thank fucking god
  • cheated on someone: innocent
  • got totally drunk the night before an important exam: What about drunk during the exam? 
  • a total stranger treated you by paying your fare: innocent. I do occasionally have random men try to buy me things and it’s creepy. 
  • got so angry that you cried: guilty
  • tried to stay away from someone for their own good: guilty
  • actually murdered someone: of course I’m gonna say innocent to this *shifty eyes*
  • thought about mass murder: daily…uh…guilty
  • actually committed a mass murder: really?
  • rode in a stranger’s vehicle: I broke into a stranger’s vehicle while tripping balls once. I didn’t steal anything or drive the car I just wanted to lay down. Wait, um, guilty.
  • stalked someone: Erwin Smith. Guilty.
  • had a girlfriend: guilty *lenny face*
  • had a boyfriend: guilty
  • totally drunk during a holiday: fucking guilty why would you be sober on a holiday, that’s for amateurs.
starlert replied to your post: starlert replied to your post: …

Wait, you want a winter wonderland? It’s only half the year but we can switch places if you want. The snow stays on the nearby mountains for like 8-9 months out of the year sooo~

DONE

Get yourself a spicy man
Get yourself a man who’s cute when he’s sad
Get yourself a man who needs attention and love
Get yourself a man who loves animals
Get yourself a man who has big puffy jackets
Get yourself a man who has problems but has the potential to be quite possibly the best man you could ever lay eyes on

Get yourself a Shane.
(But not mine go get another the bean is mine)

me, every year for the past 4 years: THIS IS THE YEAR I’LL GET MY DEGREE