this is not fair

So my mum’s cousin is a bodyguard and I met him the other day and he’s told me that when Benedict Cumberbatch came to Poland he had a chance to be his bodyguard and after a meetup they went to his dressing room and he started a conversation and Benedict talked about some movie he starred in but my mum’s cousin didn’t know that movie and Benedict was like ‘I’ll sent you a DVD’ but obviously he didn’t believe him BUT after 2 weeks he got a package with no sender name and when he opened it THERE WAS THIS  DVD INSIDE AND A LETTER MY MUM’S COUSIN GOT A PACKAGE FROM BENEDICT FREAKING CUMBERBATCH

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I can’t even with this this is too much

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R.I.P. Leonard Cohen - September 21st, 1934 - November 10th, 2016

I think the term poet is a very exalted term, and should be applied to a man at the end of his work. When he looks back over the body of his work, and he’s written poetry, then let the verdict be that he is a poet.

Period thoughts #1

Whyyy must I be punished for not having babies…it’s like my body says
“Congratulations I’m blessing you with an egg so you may know the pleasure of creation of life”

“But I don’t want children right now. I’m not ready. I have so many things I want to do before I dedicate myself to such a commitment”

“Oh ya…you ungrateful bitch I’ll show you. Let your world be red!!”

*Insert ripping of uterus walls, blood everywhere, entire body aches, hormones through the roof..finally things settle down*

“Are you ready to create life now?”

“No.”

“I will give you 3 weeks..we will see what your decision is then.”

WHY WASN’T I INFORMED OF THIS

DO YOU SEE HIS OUTFIT

THE OPEN JACKET

THE ROLLED UP SLEEVES

THE FUCKING SMILE ON HIS SMUG FACE

THE LITTLE DOUCHE KNOWS HE LOOKS FUCKING GREAT AND I’M CRYING ABOUT IT

WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITH THIS PICTURE