[in ‘age of spin’ cause i havent bothered to see the other one] this dude, spent an entire hour unsuccessfully masking his homophobia, transphobia, misogynist ass opinions as a comedy bit. nah. fuck this old head ass wave of thought.
idk how folks even enjoyed this shit. dude was obsessed with portraying LGBTQ folks as some annoying alien force getting in the way black hypermasculinity. i can barely finish watching this shit and im side eyeing folks who claim to be here for the community but stan for this typa mess. i been a chappelle fan since day one but this the type of shit that gives power to hateful folks when you got dudes like chappelle spitting the hateful shit they rep under the guise of comedy. im good on this special.
He tries using them, his hand slips and he slices a his $200 jeans and his leg– oops I suddenly make a ladrien hurt fic plot.
The Misadventures of Adrien Agreste and His Swords
Adrien: *balancing on the top of his sofa in his socks, making all kinds of terrible kung-fu noises and jabbing the sword at invisible foes* Nathalie: *walks in* Adrien. Adrien: *falls off the sofa*
Alya: *annoyed* Nino: What do I have to do to get you to forgive me? Adrien: Alya’s asked me to be her champion in a duel to the death. Nino: Duel to the— Adrien: *points sword in his face* Nino: *falls off the couch, scrambling across the floor* DUDE, WHAT THE—
Volpina: *threatening noises* Adrien: *grabs sword* Don’t worry Ladybug, I’ll protect you! Ladybug: Adrien, my indomitable snowflake, put that thing away before you hurt yourself. Adrien: *giggles, nudges Volpina* She called me a snowflake.
Adrien: *uses the sword to cut Plagg a slice of cheese* Adrien: *laughs hysterically at his own joke*