Day 5: Stay Close to Me → Yuri Plisetsky + Otabek Altin
“News that the hero of Kazakhstan kidnapped the fairy of Russia spread across the world like wildfire. However, the hero didn’t lure the fairy out on a mere whim. Yurio thought they had nothing in common, but five years prior, they had actually trained together at Yakov’s summer camp.”
“I think probably the most delicious surprise for me was the humor, to begin to discover that aspect of his character was, I think, undoubtedly used, in a conscious sense for some purpose, to make some point. There are accounts of people that came to ask him a question of, to them, great importance, found themselves in his presence, got a handshake, a story, and were out of the room before they even realized it. That’s good politics, but, I also think it was
innately part of him. I think there was a very joyful element to that, actually.”– Daniel Day-Lewis on what he learned about Abraham Lincoln
its funny but also scary that the fascist response to even a few moderately successful antifa actions (that were roundly condemned by the entirety of the liberal political establishment) is “actually we do want to build concentration camps”
Okay Nikki, you need to seriously show us. What the hell is under your bandage?!?
*takes off bandage to reveal another one*
WAIT... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. *rips off the bandage to find another and then there's just a montage of him just doing that over and over, revealing the same exact bandage each time* HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?!
I haven't had homework in over 6 months but I totally feel with the homework thing ;-; if you have time, could you write a lil something for seventeen woozi please and thank you!!!!!
kids actually LOVE him and no one is sure why,,,,like is it because he’s small and looks squishy but is actually something closer to cheesecake full of wasabi????
refers to the children in his team as ‘monsters’ and everyone’s like awww they’re little monsters but how can you not love them
woozi looking at everyone else: no. that’s the point. you’re not supposed to love monst- HEY HEY GET OUT OF THAT CANOE ALL OF YOU RIGHt NOW
acts like this job is the worst thing in the world but in reality,,,,,,,,he likes having to take care of kids
like he likes having them depend on him and seeing them smile when they get on the bus to greet him in the morning
and even if they all pile ontop of him and he’s like DONT HUG ME like,,,,,in secret,,,,it’s really something he enjoys
also he’s like super competitive if his kids are going up against other kids in like a potato sack race he’s like “listen up monster we’re gonna go out there,,,,,,,and we’re gonna CRUSH THEM. i mean we’re gonna have fun but also you know CRUSH THEM”
you’re another counselor and you’re kind of a more laidback approach, but you think it’s really funny how woozi complains about the kids during lunch but then you notice he’s wearing like 20 homemade bracelets that the kids made during arts and crafts
and one day as he’s going on about how this job is killing him you’re like “ok, but you love those kids” and he’s like what
and you’re like “admit it, you’re soft for them. i mean you’re wearing bracelets they made for you.”
woozi stutters and everyone turns to look at him like hmmmmm they have a point so What’s the Truth
and woozi is like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i,,,,,just didn’t want to hurt their feelings?
you: so you love them and care about them
woozi: UM LETS STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MOMENT
and you’re like ok and you follow him and he’s like “hey,,,listen,,,,,,,i love those twerps but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,don’t make me say it in front of everyone and you’re like huh why not
and he’s like MY iMAGE. my reputation,,,,, and you like grin and lean in and you’re like “it’ll be even better, you’ll be even cuter” and woozi is like nO i dont,,,,want to be
and you’re like “i think you’re cute” and he’s like wait what and you’re like “super cute, i mean ive always thought that.” and he’s blushing and it’s hard to hide it but he’s like “im,,,,not you’re lying,,,,”
and you kiss the tip of his nose and you’re like “not lying. super cute” and he’s like Stop you’re the cute on bye
and he stomps off but also his heart is racing and you shrug and murmur
“you wore all 20 bracelets you dweeb that’s like the cutest thing,,,”