this is my timey wimey detector

Things you only hear in Doctor Who:

- Good evening, I’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.

- Jadoon platoon upon the moon

- Put Hitler in the cupboard.

- There are dinosaurs on a spaceship!

- You named your daughter… after your daughter.

- You’re Mr. Thick Thickity Thick-Face from Thicktown Thickania. And so’s your dad!

- There are soldiers in my house, and I’m in my pants.

- Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.

- Welcome to the Church of the Papal Mainframe. Your nudity is appreciated.

- You’re not mating with me, sunshine.

- Allons-y Allonso!

- Don’t drop the banana. It’s a good source of potassium!

- Santa’s a robot!

- I’m waving at fat!

- There’s something else that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go poke it with a stick.

- I’ve got new kidneys! I don’t like the colour!

- I bring you air from my lungs!

- God bless the cactuses!

- This is my timey wimey detector. Goes ding when there’s stuff.

- Raxacoricofallapatorious.

- Don’t be lasagna.

- Oh baby I’m beating out a samba!

- I’ll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.

Whovian’s as teachers

Science-

Whovian teacher: Count the shadows for your light project

History-

Whovian teacher: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff.
Foreign language-

Whovian teacher Allons-y! It’s french for let’s go! It’s really the only foreign language word you need to know my tardis will translate anything for you! It’s even better than google translate!
Lunch-

Whovian teacher: Did anyone forget to boil their eggs? my timey wimey detector can boil an egg in 30 paces!
Gym-  

Whovian teacher: Keep running! I’m not gonna run tho cuz I’ve been running all my life and it’s time for me to stop.
English-

Whovian teacher: Books! The best weapons in the world!
Math:
Student: I don’t understand.
Whovian teacher: Pudding brain!
All classes:
*student asks a question while students are talking in the background*
Whovian teacher: SILENCE WILL FALL WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED.

My Queens of the Internet:

tyleroakley troyesivan zoella connorfranta koreykuhl jimstumblings sprinkleofglitr heartyglobe mydrunkkitchen

MUTUALS! Go follow these lovelies, okay?

A-C:

a-common-man-in-the-tardis agitovortex a-human-dalek alex-gaskarth-is-my-therapy allofthefand0ms al-the-stuff-i-like amychaninthetardis angeltheindividual astagpatronus ayetroyler barelybutterflies bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons brandoncastrox canthandletroyler captbuckybarnes cherryblossomgoodbye christopherpolecolfer consulting-eye-candy consulting-timelady

D-H:

danphilandthedoctorinatardis darquethoughts darrenpillowscriss deannaoakley dominohasit dramaqueenlock elenabear777 everything-troyler fandomsandcoffee fandoms-and-youtube forever-and-always-troyler fr3ntus fuckoakley gasping-for-breath gotroyesivan helppoorfangirl he-want-da-booty honestlytroyler

I-L:

ibuckedup ifindoubtbeaunicorn ilovepeoplethattalktocameras imgettingbetterreally im-glad-you-said-hi ipreferyoutubers istroyleracarb itmenikkilynn itmetyler itstroylerr johnlockedness kurtofskyforlife lilobeetle literallytroyler lol-ur-not-troye-sivan longlostgallifrey looking-for-troyler-in-alaska lookingfortyleroakley lordeknowsiship lucis-sing-along-blog

M-Q:

madforfandoms marauders4evr meandmysolitude melodiousgeekery mycroft-holmes-approves nadjaxp nerdgirl85 nerdyfangirlalert ninjaemilee notjustanordinaryhufflepuff olibersykez omgtroyetheboyblog opidiod ourtroylerinfinityy perfectiontroyler phan-de-troyler princesskathrynelizabeth procrastination-station13 queenbritishbee

R & S:

rememberchinboy rollinwithmyholmies rrrainbowdinosaur sellingmysoultotyleroakley sesseoakleyy sex-doesnt-alarm-me sherlockedcrookshanksinabox sherlockedupmydauntlesscake sherlock-took-my-tardis slaymynametroyler slur2tongue2 somedays-nobodydies sprytemage starryeyesandblurredlies stopped-falling-started-flying superlockedhogwartianinthetardis

Ta-Ti:

talk-troyler-to-me teaspoonlover tennantyoukillme that-bitch-you-hate-always the-cheeseburger-has-spoken theconsultingdemonhunter the-face-of-boe-they-called-him themarauderandmusic themstennant theperksofbeingadirewolf theperksofbeingatroylershipper theultimatefangirltaco thingsiwasntabletotelyou tillyandtroyesivan tillylikestroye tilly-needs-troyeboy tillysivanmellet tillytimtamandcondabon timey-wimey-detector-ding

Tr:

tr0yegasum troyeandtillysivan troye-and-tyler-are-my-queen troyeboyandtilly troye-okaye troylerdoe troyesbirthmark troyesgurl troyesivan18 troyesivanakaperfection troyes-lip-ring troyesivanismyking troyes-vogue troyes-wink-though troyler18 troyler-5-eva troylerandnutella troyler-babe t-r-o-y-l-e-r-e-l-l-a troyler-feels troylerisinyou troyleristic troylermakingout troylermelletoakley troylermylife troylerobsessions troylersakleyworld troylersnutella troylertopia troylertots troylertv troylerunsinkableship troylerwho troylerxmellet troyleryo troyleryoutube 

Tw-Z:

twirlingtroye tylerandtroye tyler-and-troye-5ever tyler-oakslay tyleroslay tylerselfieface tylerslayvan tylerstroyeboy tylerthefab unproductivepeanut vaticancameosat221b whatsagarb wideeyedintheshadow work-lover-booktube yesiamwatchingyou youtubeaddict129 youtubeinstagramaddict1 youtuber-club youtubersaremylifesorrynotsorry youtubersshipper youtubersusafan zalfietroyler zebrasbededucing