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it’s taken me a long to find the strength to share this traumatic experience with you all… but in light of current events, i feel obligated to do so.

this is the story of how a kylo stan attacked me.

it was a normal tuesday in september- it was a new school year, rife with opportunity, and i was just getting used to my new classes and schedule when the incident occurred.

i was in my 7th period ap literature and composition class, my last class of the day, working dilligently on analyzing poetry for my project. i needed to google something about t.s. eliot, so i grabbed my phone.

little did i know i was about to make a choice that would change my life.

the girl sitting beside me happened to glance at my home screen’s wallpaper as i went to google whether or not t.s. eliot was gay (note that my wallpaper is a cropped photo of tom holland and john boyega from when they met at d23 this past summer).

noticing that i had left the photo as it was rather than photoshopping adam driver in beside tom, the girl suddenly grabbed my wrist, forcing me to look up and away from my google search. now, i’m used to encountering racist star wars fans both on and off the internet, so i was more than ready to oppress another reylo if it came to that.

“can i help you??” i asked, loudly enough that several of my classmates looked up.

the girl’s eyes bored into mine as she hissed, “are you a fucking finn stan?”

dead silence fell over the classroom. i bravely met her gaze before saying, “yes i am. and kyle ron is an ugly looking motherfucker.”

it was at that moment that i sealed my fate. the girl absolutely lost it, jumping out of her seat and screaming at me.


my classmates looked on in horror. as this kylo stan paused for a breath, my teacher calmly rose from her seat, holding her stormtropper coffee mug (note that my teacher is a professed star wars fanatic, but never positioned herself on this discourse. until now.)

i thought for sure i was doomed. this was it- i was finally going to be schooled by a high school senior who would convince me and all my classmates that kylo was superior to finn through cognitive dissonance and false literary analogies…

but what happened instead shocked me.

my teacher met both of our gazes before calmly addressing the kylo stan-

“kylo ren is a deeply flawed individual who has commited numerous war crimes and has played an active role in a fascist regime’s acts of genocide and imperialism. finn, on the other hand, is a victim of this fascist machine and, despite being raised to be a mindless killer, is so pure of heart that he is able to understand that the first order is morally wrong and actively fights against them despite the horrific abuse he underwent at their hands.”

“furthermore, i DO have an english major and i can tell you that your kyle/reylo stanning theories are bullshit lmao.”

my class erupted into cheers. they gathered around me, lifting me on their shoulders while the kylo stan was trampled beneath their feet.

later that night, i got a call from lucasfilm that they heard about what happened with the kylo stan and wanted my input on how tlj should go.

in conclusion, i not only successfully got all the finn stans in my school to oppress the kylo stans, but i also erased kylo from the star wars film francise entirely and made finn a jedi.

moral of the story? don’t mess with us antis sweaties 😙✌

the signs as terrible decisions of the GOT characters that ended up fucking their lives up
  • Aries: Cersei gives full power of moral judgment to Faith Militant
  • Taurus: Robb betrays the agreement with Walder Frey and marries Talisa
  • Gemini: Stannis listens to any advice of Melisandre like any of them
  • Cancer: Sansa agrees to marry Ramsay
  • Leo: Viserys threatens Dany and defies Khal Drogo’s authority in front of several dothraki
  • Virgo: Theon burns the letter that was revealing the truth about his father and essentially betrays Robb af
  • Libra: Theon invades Winterfell
  • Scorpio: Ned agrees to be the King's Hand and travels to south
  • Sagittarius: Oberyn starts a passionate monologue in the middle of a fight with the fucking Mountain
  • Capricorn: All the Jon Snow’s tenure as Lord Commander tbh
  • Aquarius: Renly enters the race for the Iron Throne
  • Pisces: Catelyn holds Tyrion and basically starts a war

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