How was the prattpack's Emo phase and what did it include?
Andy: Cried so much. Literally nobody hated preps more than him. Had posters from AP Magazine all over his walls. Sung in an emo cover band that never played a show outside of his parents’ garage. Within 24 hours of a new relationship, he had already written her seventeen songs and poems confessing his undying love. Worshipped Pete Wentz. Colored his hair black and got grounded because the hair dye stained the counter. Also wasn’t allowed to get piercings so he wore a fake lip ring.
Peter: Temporarily changed his name from Star-Lord to Lord of Darkness. King of emo music, and was constantly trying to pick up on Earth’s radio signals to hear it all. Cried when My Chemical Romance broke up. He managed to get his hands on a shit ton of band shirts and a zillion bracelets, most of which were the “I love boobies” ones. Yondu was chill with the boobies bracelets, but was not chill when he kept wearing black leather instead of red because you are a ravager, boy, not some prince of the god damn night.
Owen: More than likely is stuck with some dumb emo tattoo that he got of like demon wings on his back or something, except he was 16 when he got them and it was out of some guy’s basement so it looks like absolute garbage. Black everything all day err’ day. Rawr means I love you in dinosaur was his life motto. Pretends like he has no idea what eyeliner even is, even though he used to be very familiar with eyeliner, if you catch my drift. Hayley Williams was his first love and tbh he’d still marry the shit out of her if he had the chance.
ENFJ: Like, of all the ridiculous things I’ve made into a fucking Types As post, this is surprisingly the least outrageous in terms of possibility for you guys… like i mean….. yeahhh immortality is kind of….not real…..but like, have you seen the amount of water ENFJs drink on a daily basis? It’s like…. statistically likely that ENFJs have caused literally every drought known to man. More power to them, though. They’re probably already fuckin immortal
ENFP: Lol I know /exactly/ why you guys would want to be immortal, like imagine how many times you can change your personal philosophy in three weeks…..now imagine that for eternity,,,it’s just like a never ending daisy chain, as more buds are added, the old wilt and disintegrate into the mossy earth– feeding the soil from which they initially came. Forever and ever adding on into infinity. I’m talking quite literally here. I’m saying that if ENFPs were given eternity, they’d spend their idle time building really fucking long daisy chains.
ESFJ: fuuuck literally every ESFJ i’ve seen seems to still be dealing with the bellowing aftershocks of the fucking Big Bang, like I tried to google how hot Stellar Nucleosynthesis is, but this is a shitpost so i’m just gonna tell you that it’s pretty fucking intense – and like That, on top of Yesterday’s Double Texting Nightmare is like??????? K so you know stepping on a lego? Multiply by the fucking sun. just let them r e s t damn it
ESFP: idek if they’d want immortality, like it might just kind of fucking destroy their will to do shit but like??? ESFPs would age so gracefully, like…. they’d still be getting carded at bars and like they’d be 405…like, i mean, it’d be a bit of a hassle for them but like, then again? Kinda never gonna die? like
‘’how old are you?’’
INFJ: Like Edward Cullen Teen Vampire Disaster ™, immortal INFJs are probably sulky, have been 17 for way too long, and drink deer blood for fun
unlike Edward Cullen Teen Vampire Disaster ™,
i got nothing
INFP: ‘’’’’’’’’‘’Wait….’’ *author spins wheel* ‘’ Fallout Three Linkin Park Days Grace Boys isn’t gonna be here in 4000 years???????
ISFJ: of all of the ISFJs i’ve met 10/10 of them strike me as having been on the titanic at some point in their lives so like?????? coincidence???? i think not. Also, (if you happen to know an ISFJ) (i have several pressing questions about Leo Dicaprio and I’d be very happy to have a primary resource if u get what i mean) (I want to sell his hair on eBay) (help a guy out here)
ISFP: I’m not even gonna lie, ISFPs are a fucking mystery to me, but I respect them. I feel the same way about a lot of things, particularly Life and also corn chips….so like Life = neverending life = immortality + cornchips = double immortality, so like True?
Look, I’m like 67% sure i already made a post about ISFPs climbing inside of deer carcasses (which is what i was thinking of now) and Not Even I Could Stoop So Low as to repeat my own jokes so i’m just going to be completely honest here and say that i did not plan this out ahead of time
and if that’s not the spirit of a 6000 year old ISFP then i don’t know what is
ENTJ: okay…….me and ENTJs……
It will be a very quick engagement and wedding ceremony, we’ll only invite maybe a few close friends and relatives (very secretive). The police will find me in my private jet 3 days after the funeral, drinking scotch and staring blankly into the horizon – just a few miles off of my private island. ‘’He was an old man…. his heart was failing,’’ I’ll sob into my silk smoking jacket, ‘’it was only a matter of time….’’
immortality would fucking ruin this for me
ENTP: k so i feel like if I, personally, ever got to be immortal, it’d be that fucking immortality that has like this catch where ‘’you’ll live forever…..as long as you’re not killed’’ and i’ll be like ‘’well fuck, that rules out all of the enemies i was planning on making now that there was no consequences’’ and then i’d have to live my careful (boring) life as full as i could make it without accidentally dying and then bam
i’d step on a poisonous jellyfish
but it’d be in some weird way like i’d be walking down the street in chicago or something and smack in the middle of the sidewalk: jellyfish
and like, i wouldn’t even be mad tbh
ESTJ: Read the ESFJ description from this post (i linked to it here) multiply THAT by the sun. Divide by 3.
Tbh they’d probably enjoy their time as long as people BACKED OFF, MAN
ESTP: tbh i feel like immortality would kind of undermine an ESTPs entire life motto at first, like…..their time isn’t limited anymore….they no longer have to absorb as much input from every situation ever….they’d probably be reduced to like an emo mess for like the first 3000 years, but then they’d probably develop their Se-Ni so well that they like transcend the physical plane and exist everywhere and nowhere at once, and it’d be horrifying….and then they’d become this badass traveling conman with like mystical powers and everyone kind of thinks their like….some mythological figure but in reality, they’re just immortal and bored.
INTJ: I feel like they’d just be generally pissed about it? Like??? This isn’t what they asked for when they said they wanted a sustainable future??? This is too much, it’s like the industrial size bag of Lucky Charms cereal, put it back
INTP: Okay, like on a scale from one to ten they’d be like 8/10 as an immortal like…..yeahhh they’d be pretty chill for most of the time, yeahh they’d probably find things to do with their time…..but like…..when are they gonna hang out with their mortal friends????? probably never??? text me back man
ISTJ: Like, 2nd most likely type to become immortal (first being ENFJs) cuz like…..i’m pretty sure you can leave a pack of ISTJs alone on a deserted island and come back, and they’d be sitting there…no one will have killed and eaten anyone…..they’d just be chilling, surviving…??? like??? what the fuck kind of person kills and eats another human being like lol? calm down hannibal lecter
ISTP: welp, looks like another millenia of staring into the abyss, my friends.
I got a girlfriend and like fuck distance lmao but shes so sweet??? And never have I ever fallen for someone as quickly as I have for her I'm gay and all I want to do is pick her up and make out with her tbh,,,cause she small, and I'm tall and strong :') -K