this is my ipod lock screen

After my old iPod being turned off for months, I tried turning it back on to find an old photo. To my surprise, this is what I saw. It hasn’t been on for months and no one had tried to get into it. How is this even possible? How long is that? Can someone from the science or technology side of tumblr please help?

The iPhone X is $999.99

It better have:

128 GB storage minimum

Wireless charging

Waterproof

A FUCKING HEADPHONE JACK

Free access to Apple Music

GPS tracking that works WITHOUT wifi

2 sets of earbuds (wireless pod things and NORMAL FUCKING APPLE EARBUDS)

Automatically set up Lost My iPhone when you put in your iCloud info

Wirelessly start your car

Do all that shit that controls the lock and lights at your house

FUCKING RADIO OPTION THAT DOESN’T USE WIFI LIKE THE LITTLE IPOD NANO THAT LOOKS LIKE A SHUFFLE WITH A SCREEN

Built in laser pointer that works at the same time as recording video

Working wireless syncing to iTunes on Windows 7

The Sims Mobile

Download codes for every Sims game and expansion and game pack etc from all four games so far, with more being added as they develop (just like, in an update or something, you get a notification that’s like, “new Sims EP came out, here’s the code for you”)

Beacon to Homeworld

The genesis frog

999 Masterballs

Legit shiny: Celebi, Victini, Keldeo, Meloetta, Zygarde, Hoopa, Volcanion, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, Tapu, Fini, Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, Nihilego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Kartana, Guzzlord, Necrozma, Magearna, Marshadow


Add more in the comments I guess.

Hey all!! I was tagged to post a screenshot of my lock screen, home screen, the last song I listened to, and a selfie by @snowywhofadesinthechaos (who is the cutest heckin person ever did you guys know??) Thank you Snowy!! <3 My lock screen is a pic my dad took of the Eiffel Tower. Pretty sure it’s been my lock screen for over a year I’m so in love with it!! My home screen is of a castle I visited in Budapest that looked like it was straight out of a dang fairy tale. (I do have more apps than that lol, not just solitaire like the old lady I am inside) As far as the song goes, I was feeling some early 2000s nostalgia (I was 10 when their cover came out and it was on the first iPod I ever owned. This song and I have some history lol.) And then there’s ma face. Shoutout to snapchat for making me look less like death. You the real mvp! 

I’ll tag @the-heart-alchemist, @haganehimura, and @hawkeyedflame if you guys want to do it! :D 

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I was tagged by @torrents-of-alabia to post a lock screen, a home screen, a selfie and the last song I listened too. Lock screen on my phone, and home screen on my iPod. I’ve already posted this selfie, but apparently it’s the last one I took, so have this duck face from January lol. My hair is not that color anymore, and there’s a lot more of it lol. Last song I listened to is Wrap Your Troubles in Dreams by The 69 Eyes, because I’m working on a painting vaguely inspired by it. (Trashy 90′s originals are clearly better than later remakes that are not as trashy)

hmm let’s tag @varangianguardian @derneuegottin @kai-alai @k-l-o-k-a-t-e-e-r and @snoflaking

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GUESS WHATTTTT
I got tagged by @twomillionfreckles to show things.
Well here is my lock screen. A precious bab Lance. But I am thinking about changing it…
The last song I listened to. I didn’t actually listen to it on my phone but my old as fuck but still working iPod shuffle.
And the last selfie I took. Where I have impressive bags under my eyes. Thank god for snapchat filters right.

Now this is my favourite part.
I TAG *ahem*
@fragile-lynne
@umisei
@sabrinasayshi
@mendekouze
@raphidae
@mike-a-liscious

What can I say, I just love to be nosey

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Fully custom lock screen, pattern draw for unlock, customize your message app, tiny notification bar, when you plug in headphones a menu will pop up asking what app you’d like to launch.

OH and my favorite tweak. Sign into multiple accounts on apps. When I click on tumblr it will ask what login is like to use and I never have to sign into the other one when I decide to switch logins.

I even have a finger print scanner for certain apps to lock personal information.

So much to do with a jailbreak :)