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Ear Biscuits: Uncut

So Ear Biscuits got released at midnight eastern time last night, and my trusty podcast app, Overcast (not a sponsor, but seriously, best podcast app ever), immediately downloaded it for me and gave me a notification for it as I got in bed. I caved and listened to the first few seconds just to see if it really was the episode or if it was I don’t know, a blank file? This is what I heard.

The episode that was released about 20 minutes AFTER this one does not start like this. I recorded all the way to the actual episode opener, though my version doesn’t have the intro music playing over it.

Sorry about the audio quality, I tried to reduce the noise as much as possible. What you’re listening to is a recording of my phone playing a recording, so there was only so much I could do. But it’s worth a listen just to hear an innuendo-laden exchange between Rhett and Link involving soft and hard sticks.


ok re:dentist i called back, & it went to voicemail again, so i figure you’re right, maybe they’re just having a super busy day or something. so, i found another one with really good reviews (keywords: ‘didn’t make me feel ashamed for not seeing a dentist in a long time’, ‘made me feel very comfortable’) 

& the lady who answered was incredibly kind even with my voice being all wavery & when i went to start spelling my last name (very not common, eleven letters long) you know i usually pronounce it & then immediately start spelling it out by default, she stopped me after the first two & said ‘i know how to spell that name! are you from guilford?… i went to school with your brother jeff…& actually your nephew was in a couple months ago at a different location…

small fucking world. 

i’m going in tomorrow. 

in other news, oh FUCK i’m going tomorrow


If you guys ever wanna know whose my number 1 inspiration for creating besides a few creators here for the sims, and some other Secondlife creators I can think of, it’s this girl right here. Every single time I see a WIP or release from this gem, I literally get so inspired, rather then discouraged, and I channel that energy into one day being able to create content as GOREGOUS as hers.

The best part is, you can actually see her improvement, if you goto her really old photos when she first started, it’s honestly really inspirational, and shows you everyone can do it with a lot of hard work and dedication and practice <3

Seriously, this is so amazing <3 A lot of the designers in Second life are ;a;

+ she is a absolute sweetheart and kind person <3

Things have been rough lately. “Lately” being the last 6-8 weeks. I got back on a medicine 2 weeks ago (I had weaned off of it under Dr’s orders) & that hasn’t helped. So, I called my dr tonight & I’m going back on another one that was pretty quick to show a difference. I was on it from nov-jan.

I was just going to be on it short-term bc it has a side effect of weight gain. At this point I’ll take weight gain…it’s been that bad. So I’m feeling hopeful for the first time in a while that I might feel some happiness & see some life in my eyes.

anonymous asked:

How would the UT, US, Feraltale Sans and, US, SF and UF Papyrus's react to waking up next to their S/O for the first time?

Okay, so my cousin was looking over my shoulder when I was writing this and she knows what Undertale is, but reading through this ask, she has no idea what it means. I find funny how the Undertale fandom basically has its own language. 

Also, I have no idea what Feraltale is so I won’t be doing that one. 



This is the most relaxed and happiest moment of his life. Just to see you in his arms, breathing slowly and hypnotically, Sans just wants to stay in this moment forever. He likes to touch you, not sexually, but to feel your body under his fingertips as he traces circles on your back. Eventually, he falls asleep again. 


Papyrus nyehs softly and moves slowly so he doesn’t wake you. Since he doesn’t like to stay in bed too long after he wakes up, he get up, and change into his clothes, all while keeping his eyes on you. Just waking up next to you for the first time, puts in him in a good mood for the rest of the day. 



You must be a heavy sleeper if Blue wakes up before you. The small skele moves around a lot in bed and is a serious kicker. You’re probably gonna wake up with bruises. Blue is just so excited that you slept with him, he wakes you up to celebrate with him and the two of you head into the kitchen to make breakfast together. 


Stretch wakes up and memorize every detail of your sleeping face. He spends hours just staring at you and marveling at how well you two fit together like a puzzle. Even if you wake up, he just wraps his arms around you, preventing you from escaping, and the two you of you just spend the entire day in bed. 



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When Fell wakes up next to you for the first time, he has an overwhelming urge to coddle you. Since he usually works in the morning, he wraps you up in a blanket and kisses you on the forehead before leaving. He prepares breakfast for you and leaves it in the fridge for when you wake up. 



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Rus has never loved you more than the moment he wakes up next to you for the first time. To him, it just shows how much you trust him to protect you at your most vulnerable moment. Even if you’re still asleep, he’s whispering small murmurs of ‘i love you’s and feeling your body pressed against his bones. This is everything he wished for. 

anonymous asked:

More Garp stuff would be great! The scene with him destroying evidence and transferring the offender is one of my favorite parts of TittM. Maybe the first time he and Mihawk met after Garp went back to Goa only to find two extra brats? His thoughts when he sees Luffy and Riskua using geppo?

(It’s one of my favourite parts too)

Eyeing his old friend, Sengoku wonders just why Garp appears to be attempting to vaporise Hawk Eyes from across the table with the force of his glare alone. 

He’s going to ignore it though, he’s not going to ask. He’s made that mistake once already when Garp was complaining about his ‘brats’. 

He won’t make that mistake again. 

And a bonus;

“Hey Sengoku! Why’re you looking at that one?” 

Twitching, Sengoku slowly places down the bounty of ‘Trafalgar Law’ in order to screw up his face, pretending that if he puts enough effort into expressing his displeasure then Garp’ll understand what that means and take his leave.

He doesn’t.

“Garp. What are you doing here. I thought you had to cry over that Portgas brat becoming a Whitebeard Pirate.” 

And just like that, Garp’s face crumples. 

“I found another of my brats.” 

“Oh?” From the look on Garp’s face, Sengoku probably shouldn’t enquire. But, he’s morbidly curious. 

“He joined the Revolutionaries.”

Fucking Garp and his fucking line always causing him grief. Adopted or not. Fuck.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Idk if this has been done yet, but how would the suitors react the first time they see the Princess wearing glasses? (BTW I hope you're having a great weekend!)

Thanks! My weekend was pretty good :) So confession - I think glasses are smexy, and even tho I don’t need them, sometimes I wear them with clear lenses, lol.


Sid - Saunters into her office one day and sees her look up over the top of her glasses as they sit on the bridge of her nose. *whistles* “Wow. Did it just get really hot in here?”


Giles - He’s taking her out to pick out frames, so she’s looking at them one by one and she picks up a pair and puts them on. “Giles, what do you think?”

“Heavens, Princess, I think my fever just spiked.”

Byron - He arrives in Wysteria for a meeting, and he sees the Princess enter the parlor.

“What did you want to meet about King Byron?”

“Sexy glasses… I mean, social classes.”

Louis - She shows up in the ballroom with her new glasses and she’s kinda shy and feeling self conscious about them, and Louis just thinks she’s super adorable in them, he can’t help but grin.


Leo -*She arrives for their lesson and she’s not wearing them, and he knows she needs them* “Come on, put on your glasses.” *She pulls them out of her pocket and puts them on* *he’s sitting there trying to hold his sh*t together with blood trickling from his nose*


Nico - *squeeeee* “They’re so cute on you!” *takes them and puts them on his face* “I want glasses too!”


Rayvis - He strolls into the Palace, confident and ready for this meeting with the Princess. He hasn’t seen her in a while, but he’s all business - he turns a corner and sees her talking to Leo from a distance. He’s … what? Tf did he call a meeting for? What is the date today? He doesn’t even know his name anymore …


Alyn - *teasing * “I bet you look silly with them on.” *she puts them on and looks at him* *he chokes on his on spit and falls off the bench* “Oh god, so hot….”


Robert - *she arrives for a portrait painting in his studio and he’s all chatty getting ready, but he hasn’t looked at her yet when- * “Oh, you look so mature and regal with your glasses Princess. How fitting.”


Albert - *he is secretly thrilled he has something in common with her that they can talk about* “Hey, so if you want to know good ways to clean your glasses, I mean, I can show you sometime … ”

Down memory lane...

I always have all these thoughts running in my head… the past… present… and the future. Good and Bad. Some things that will always be in the back of my mind and other things that are easily forgotten. It’s crazy how the mind works. Sometimes I feel as much as I try to focus on the future …I always seem to remember the past and I remember it only because I see how much I’ve grown and how different I’ve become. I’ve stopped being that lost, insecure, unsure, immature, & no fucks given kid. That kid looking for a place to fit in, following whoever was first in my way, not really focusing on the consequences, and just letting my issues get the best of whatever I was dealing with at the time. I was a complete mess not knowing where I was heading. I regret so many things I did… but one can’t change the past. Only thing I could do is to better myself and right now where I am at…. I can finally be at ease with knowing I’ll be okay going forward. My transformation mentally is something I am very proud of. I could of been something completely different depending my situation/upbringing and I thank god I am the man I am today. No more hurt and no more pain. No more drowning.

I want to share my completed painting, “Fishbowl”, before I fly out! 🐠🐙🐟 She is one of my paintings that will be in my solo show “Submerged” at the Dorothy Circus Gallery in Rome! 🖼I had so much fun painting her!❤🖌 She was the first painting I worked on streaming live on Instagram, and my first time painting a Dumbo Octopus and Seabunny! 😀 (But not the last time, if I can help it!😜) I can’t wait to see her and her sister pieces all framed and installed for the opening March 31st! 😊💞 See you soon Italy! 🛫🇮🇹💖 Oh and if you are interested in my paintings for this show please contact! 😀

myfictionalfavorites  asked:

Hi Aly! Thanks so much for all you do for us New Girl fans, we appreciate you so much! I can't wait for your preview of "San Diego." While we wait, I thought I'd ask you a couple fun questions. What are a few of your all time favorite New Girl episodes? And who is your favorite recurring character? (i.e. Not one of the loftmates) Thanks! 😊

First off, you are very welcome! It’s really nice to be appreciated by you guys. And I always look forward to writing previews each week for you all and getting to interact with everyone.

Second, your questions are really great and also tough to pick just a few! Haha, but I will try my best.

So if I’m narrowing it down Valentine’s Day and See Ya from Season 1, Menzies, Cooler, Parking Spot, and First Date from Season 2, Birthday, Prince and Exes from season 3, and last two would be Spiderhunt from season 4 and Landing Gear from Season 5. I totally know that’s more than a few but I couldn’t help myself.

And my favorite recurring character would be Sam. For two reasons: 1. He’s absolutely hilarious. And 2. He seems to always be there to lead Jess back to Nick.

Thanks for taking the time to ask me some fun questions. And thanks to all New Girl fans for being so supportive of this blog.


Considering I adore the Don’t Panic album & era, I made some Alex Gaskarth icons that are pulled from the music videos. The first one is a mint/teal blue color and it does have white splatter as the rest do, it’s just light colored and you can’t entirely see them but they are there. Anyway, enjoy these! - merrikk (like & reblog if you save / use please!!)

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and-im-mildly-enjoying-it  asked:

Dramione for any scene where Monica and Chandler are arguing. :)

Hermione: If we have a baby, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you don’t cry… so what? And if we take him to Hogwarts and come home to see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing… It won’t matter to me.

Draco: Okay, well I won’t worry about this anymore then.

Hermione: And if I die, from a long illness. And you’re writing my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, “I will always be with you,” and you still can’t shed one tiny tear, I know you’ll be crying a river inside.

Draco: Aww, I love you so-

Hermione: What is wrong with you?!

Draco: What?!

Hermione: You can’t shed a tear for your dead wife?! I left you a note from the beyond!

Draco: So you didn’t mean any of that?!

Hermione: No you robot!

Send me a HP character or pairing (romantic or not) and I will write a chat inspired by the show Friends!


I know it’s not extremely cool BUT!!! I have another thing, which is taking way longer than what I thought so I’ll give you that first. OKAY!


I plan to do your other ocs but y’know, the image wasn’t big enough soooo– I’ll give everything to ya in time don’t worry omlfldeie-..


I BLESS THIS DAY. IT’S /YOUR/ SPECIAL DAY!!! And I’m glad to see I’m not the only one celebrating it lol-

YOU’RE NOT ALOOONNNEEEEE WE LOVE YOUUUUU— even if you enjoy killing your ocs so then my heart cries and then I die.//SLAP






anonymous asked:

Here's an idea [not a request]; imagine Kotoko forcing Mikan to get bloomers from the first time she sees one of Mikan's falls. Maybe Kotoko has experience with costume design and makes them herself. Maybe she takes Mikan out on a shopping trip to find some or at least find some clothing that accommodates for Mikan's tripping. Just imagine Mikan and Kotoko interacting.

I’VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THESE TWO INTERACTING BEFORE, BUT?? Maybe they’d bring out the best in each other?? How cute?? And the idea that Kotoko is a good seamstress and costume designer?? Tsumiki being the Good and Gentle Mom Friend Kotoko needs? 10/10. Thank you. ~ Mod Oddish

DWTS S24 Week 2 Recap / Review

1. Nancy Kerrigan & Artem Chigventsev -Cha Cha (7+7+7+7=28) Nancy has a really compelling narrative. For her to be so talented, accomplished & beautiful, the fact that she harbors so much insecurity & can’t take a compliment is endearing & heartbreaking all together. Artem is a really good partner for her, I think he’ll keep chipping at that wall she has up all season. This was one of my favorite cha cha’s of the night, I had to re-watch cause I missed it the first time, it had so much recognizable content. She really has amazing footwork, she just needs to step with more confidence & keep her control but she’s so much better than she gives herself credit for.

How cute is it to see Artem so happy about having a good partner. lol

2. Erika Jayne & Gleb Savchenko - Foxtrot (7+7+7+7=28) The dance was good, Ericka has great legs & potential for amazing lines, she’s very aware of her body & very confident which is awesome. The foxtrot could’ve been more graceful was a bit rushed & hectic at times. 

Now.. Here’s my problem with Gleb & his partners as of late, they seem to not grasp the concept of sexiness AND substance, equally mixed. I’m all for liberation, especially for women, I think it’s beautiful when women such as Ericka embrace their sexiness & sensuality so fearlessly. It’s one of the reasons Peta is one of my favorite pro dancers. But based on her package, I fear she doesn’t understand that sexiness being your personality or dance concepts entire driving force will eventually become one note. Being one note on a show like this doesn’t get very far, you have to be a symphony of different notes. In other words, versatile. I hate that she thinks that the criticism of her is that she shouldn’t own that part of her womanhood so much cause it’s not. Women are complex creatures, sexuality is one singe part of who we are, there are only so many weeks, I would like to see at least one or two different aspects to who she is as woman and dancer. What I mean by substance is something more tangible than just, “Oh a cop pulled me over, let me seduce him to get out of a ticket. “ That’s such a fly by night, unmemorable concept. You don’t have to fall in love with the cop & sing Ave Maria but connect to some emotions that make me connect to the human inside of you. Sexiness is not something you do or should seem try hard. It should naturally exude without you telling us. There is real beauty in sex & sensuality that’s deeper than this dance ever tried go. 

This is not meant to be specifically a take-down of Erica she seems like quite a lovely person inside & out, their package & dance just happened to be the catalyst for this rant. If anything a lot my issues on this subject lie with Gleb, I don’t find he has a lot of the ability or willingness to push his partner past the sexy surface. As the pro, I would like to see him try to get his partner out of their comfort zone more often. Of course the celeb is going to want to do what makes them comfortable but maybe guide them down a more diverse journey.

3. Charro & Keo Motsepe - Paso Doble (6+6+7+6=25)  She might be extra as all get out. but I’m living for these two after tonight . If she reigns her energy in, she could really impress. She had great legs & seemingly great stamina, I’m really interested to see how much she can improve in the next few weeks. 

I love how outgoing, confident & naturally exuberant Charro clearly is, it’s definitely not a put on, that’s really her everyday & I can’t even be mad at that. I would like to see her reign it in & show some restraint, because like Erika & Gleb, it can become one note quick.

4. Nick Viall & Peta Murgatroyd - Foxtrot (7+5+7+6=25)

In Nick’s defense that was some challenging choreography, but good on Peta for trying to push him but it was probably too much too soon. You could see it on his face that he wanted to do better than he was doing. He’s really got to relax, he’s more going through the steps than dancing. Hopefully Nick will get more comfortable in the coming weeks.

5.Heather Morris & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (injured) & Alan Bersten (stand in) - Jive (8+6+8+8=30)

Wow, what a difference a week makes. In just 2 weeks Heather has given us two vastly different sides to her. Last week she was appropriately subdued for the VW, this week she came out roaring in her jive mixed with pop / hip hop. Smartly choreographed to her advantage & make her shine, if not with the judges, with the fans, again smart. Her jive was pretty solid to me, obviously her hip hop was pretty much perfect, she channeled her inner Beyonce. I do agree with Bruno that she was clearly more comfortable & confident in the hip- hop. She needs to bring that spark & attack to the ballroom / latin dances as well. 

6. Bonner Bolton & Sharna Burgess - Viennese Waltz (8+6+8+7=29) Ughh, I hate to be this person but I just don’t connect with Bonner. Something about him feels inauthentic. I don’t see all this “chemistry between him & Sharna. I sense he likes her, likes her, & she’s just really good at her job. Back to the dancing, it was an ok effort, beautifully choreographed, but his posture wasn’t great & footwork sometimes messy. Those 8′s are some bulllll. 

7. Simone Biles & Sasha Farber - Cha Cha (7+7+7+8=29) This girl is tight, really find myself watching for mistakes more than anything. This was in no way as poor as the 7′s suggest. I didn’t really see the timing issues Carrie Ann saw. My criticism of Simone would be, she’s very robotic when she dances, it’s definitely an Olympic gymnast trait (Shawn, Aly, Nastia), almost devoid of emotion, I really want to see her in a rumba or VW & see if she can show some range in her emotions. The 7′s were insane, considering Bonner got 8′s, showed how over scored he was. He should’ve got 7′s & Simone 8′s. 

8. Chris Kattan & Witney Carson - Jive (6+5+6+5=22) Some celebs it’s not about the dancing so much as the journey & overall experience. This season for me as viewer that’ Chris. We know he won’t be the best dancer of the season, he knows, the judges know, but that doesn’t he don’t want to see him be the best dancer he can be considering his physical impairment. 

9. Normani Kordei & Val Chmerkovskiy - Cha Cha (8+8+8+8=32)

Best performance of the night at this point. She really killed it, face, hair, legs, technique all while traveling across the world each week. This girl is special, I’ve never cared much about Fifth Harmony but this girl is going places all her own. Heather needs to do what Normani does, which is turn it on for every dance, let her confidence lead her even if she’s truly unsure. Great job by Val with the choreography & teaching with such an unprecedented traveling schedule.  

10. Rashad Jennings & Emma Slater - Viennese Waltz (8+8+8+8=32) There is a quiet storm brewing with this couple, they are seriously ones to watch. I could see them snatching the trophy if they stay consistent. Between Simone, Normani & Rashad, I can’t think of a better finale. Rashad has the substance I want Erika to find & the sincerity I don’t get from Bonner. He can dance, he’s good looking to boot & he’s seems incredibly genuine. The judges were right when they say that he leads Emma & takes control of her the way a man should in the dance. For Week 2 that’s really remarkable for a male celeb. There’s a quiet confidence in him that’s really attractive, he dances with confidence but he doesn’t overdo it, he reallu delicate with Emma. These two are really special to watch.

11. Mr. T & Kym Herjavec - Paso Doble (6+5+6+5=22) I hate “judging” dancers like Mr. T, cause personally I love his story but dance wise it’s not the best. You can definitely see that he is working hard on improving the steps & timing, which was so much better than Week 1. I agree with Carrie Ann that the punching can stop now, explore so more range of motion but I think Kym is doing a good job with not overloading him with steps he can’t possibly keep up with.

12. David Ross & Lindsay Arnold - Cha Cha (7+6+7+7=27) David is pretty fly for a white guy. I love his spunk & approach to this show & dances. This week was not an improvement to his Quickstep, which was pretty good. But I like that Chris is willing to get loose & have some fun, hopefully we get to see a more polished side of him next week. 


In Jeopardy

Chris & Witney -   Eliminated - Damn, I love Chris, his bravery & willingness to try something new & so physically vulnerable like this. God bless him.

Charro & Keo

im up because i wanted to see vinny’s reaction to my art… and it was the first thing he showed on stream. he really liked it and it honestly put the biggest smile on my face.

i love vinny with all my heart, his stream and he himself has helped me through some really bad times.. he’s pretty much a celebrity to me

i love from the stars, its easily one of my favorite song right now and im just so happy

alexisthunderstorm  asked:

So I was inspired by you and your stories about local queens so I decided to go to my first drag show on Friday night, even though no one wanted go come with. It was such a good time tbh. I found some local Queens and Kings that I love already, but they have like -10 shows a year where I live and I want to see my faves again already!

omg aaaaah i’m sorry but this made me really emotional that u felt touched by my support of local queens!!!!! literally when it comes to drag, one of the things i advocate for the most is for drag race fans to go out and support your local queens and experience drag beyond their television sets. i know that’s not a practical reality for a lot of ppl (like if you’re underage or live somewhere drag isn’t accessible) but it still warms my heart to hear stories like this!!!! i’m really happy for you though and i hope you find a sense community in these shows you go to!!!!!! 

anonymous asked:


🌑 - Fears?

…I don’t enjoy being submerged in water. I’ve never liked it, ever since I was a child, and it hasn’t changed since joining the mafia. It’s worse than having Rashomon nullified; I don’t care for the feeling.  

👒 - Why do you dress this way?

Preference? It’s what suits me. I’ve never taken the time to seriously consider what I wear, hours and hours on end putting together outfits. I see it, I like it, it’s what I wear. 

😶 - Embarrassing memory?

The first time Chuuya took me out drinking. I’d never… actively drank anything. It wasn’t something you did in the slums, walking about hindered, if you didn’t want to end up mugged, face down in a puddle of filth. So, it was one evening when he was going on about my need to ‘open up’ and ‘get out.’ Dazai was on some sort of assignment, I forget the details. 

He plies me with sake, telling me that if I can take being Dazai’s subordinate then I can take a ‘real’ drink. Long story short, I ended up on the wrong end of a karaoke machine and the realization that I’m tone-deaf when I’m drunk.