this is my favourite thing in the world okay

Positivity Post

Listen, I get that there are some issues with Andromeda. The first few hours of the game really feel like they’re trying to find their footing, which isn’t hard to understand - it must have been really hard and stressful to create a game that measures up to the trilogy.

But I’m really sick of the constant posts shitting all over the game and I’ve talked to lots of people who feel the same. It seems like a lot of people are worried about posting anything positive at all for fear or retribution.

So here, have a nice happy post about some of the AMAZING things about this game, which in my opinion totally holds up as a new addition to the series.

  • Awesome hair animation. I’m totally in love with how natural the hair looks. It moves around, looks great, and flows naturally.
  • The dialogue system. This is probably the first time in a video game that I actually feel like I can develop my own personality and have a truly unique OC. Plus, you can develop different relationships with different characters, which truly makes you feel invested in the world.
  • The side quests. There are some fetch quests, sure, but I’ve never found them to be boring. They’re always grounded in a story. I find the quests to be meaningful and interesting and engaging.
  • SQUAD MATES! This might be the first game where I absolutely adore every single person on your crew. The characters feel real and they all experience really touching character growth over the course of the game.
  • FRIEND DATES!! Maybe my favourite detail that’s been added to this - the nice outings you get with your squad after you earn their loyalty. Every single one was so touching and I treasure those moments.
  • ALIEN SEX okay so I’m obviously biased on that one…
  • Beautiful landscapes. I’ve come across some small landscape bugs, but in general each world feels unique and realistic. I love parking the Nomad on top of a hill and just admiring the scenery.
  • THE NOMAD BANTER! They absolutely nailed the banter in this game, I’ve teared up a few times while listening. I love it when squadmates can help each other with things that you can’t because they have different experiences than you. It feels realistic and wonderful.
  • Truly touching moments. I don’t want to say more for fear of spoiling anything, but I’ve cried so much at this game.
  • RYDER. Holy lord in heaven I love Ryder. They’re so well-written and totally hold their own against Shepard. They experience character development over the course of the game, the voice acting is fantastic, and basically I just really love Ryder holy shit

Please feel free to add your own, I really love this game and I’d love to see more people focusing on the things that make it so incredible.

Also if you see this and absolutely need to be negative, please keep it far away and make your own post. I understand that people have complaints, but I’m 150% done with hearing about them.

Much love to my fellow Andromeda explorers!

Okay real talk

Easily the best thing about the success of Nier Automata’s marketing is not only because it’s a sequel to debatably my favourite game of all time but because it’s such an unprecedented success for Yoko Taro, a man whose ideas about the world and developing entertainment media I really admire. He’s had kind of a rough career being a director with grand, unusual ideas but working for a company mainly stuck with developing quick cash in licensed titles so while his games are known for their unique style and avantgarde ideas regarding story and certain gameplay elements he’s never quite had the opportunity to give those ideas the kind of a technically sound framework that would truly bring them over to the masses.

Generally he’s always seemed to be prone to a bit of self-deprecation in his interviews but during the development of Automata he’s seemed so happy it’s just fantastic to see. Working with all this talent at Square-Enix and PlatinumGames he’s finally getting the recognition he’s long deserved.

Sanvers Week Day 2: Nerd Girlfriends

Shoutout to @queercapwriting for giving me more ideas to write/fanfics to read by organizing this whole shindig. 


‘I’m glad you think so.’

‘I mean, it’s gorgeous.’


‘And I can’t believe you’re letting me have it. You are the greatest, Maggie. I love you so, so, so freaking much.’

‘This is kinda how you acted when we first had sex.’

‘Hey,’ Alex looked up, offended. ‘I wasn’t that crazy. I waited a good six months to tell you that I loved you. I managed to control myself.’

‘And yet, here you are, declaring your love on day one to a games console. Honestly, I’m kinda offended.’ And it was kinda, totally her fault because the little yellow handheld device, complete with little Pikachus, was her gift to her girl.

‘Hey, it’s not just a games console. It’s a Game Boy Color, Maggie. The greatest console that’s ever existed, and my childhood until Kara came along and broke it because she didn’t know how Pokeballs worked and her stupid Pidgey escaped.’ Sadness flashed in her eyes at the memory. Then she looked down at her present in her hands and her smile was wide again.

‘All I’m saying is that you seem more excited by a hunk of plastic than you were when I showed you my boobs for the first time.’

‘Don’t be ridiculous. Your boobs are fantastic, they are easily the best thing–.’ Alex was cut off as she found another game cartridge hidden under the purple tissue paper Maggie had stuffed the cardboard box with. ‘Oh my God, Maggie! Pokemon Silver? This was my favorite version!’

‘I can’t believe I, a thirty-two year old woman, am never getting sex again because I gave my fiancée a Game Boy Color for her thirtieth birthday.’ Curse her aunt for having a clear-out and finding her old, near mint and barely used – because, as much as Maggie tried, she could never quite get into video games the way her friends did – games console. Curse herself for deciding it would be the perfect present for her soon-to-be-wife.

‘I’m sorry,’ Alex laughed, resting the console in her lap momentarily as she leaned over for a kiss. ‘And, for the record, you are getting a lot of sex for getting me a Game Boy Color for my birthday because this is, honestly, the bestest, most thoughtful and amazing present I that have ever received. I am so, so thankful for it.’ More kisses, deeper and longer than the first until Maggie pulled away, grinning.

‘I also got you other things.’ Flowers, a diamond necklace, a limited edition of Jane Eyre and some sexy lingerie that Maggie would be wearing for her tonight, to name just a few gifts.

‘And I know they’re gonna be amazing too but this?’ Alex beamed as she held up the console. ‘I told you ages ago that this was my favourite console.’

On their third date, at a video games exhibition at the National City museum. ‘I listen, Danvers.’

‘And you remember little things. And that is why you’re the greatest fiancée ever. Plus, your boobs are indeed fantastic. Not going to lie, they’re fucking amazing.’

Maggie grinned. ‘Better than a Game Boy?’

Alex nodded. ‘Oh absolutely, which basically means that they are out of this world amazing.’

‘Okay, okay,’ Maggie chuckled. ‘You’ve redeemed yourself so you can go back to fangirling again, you giant nerd.’

‘I’m your nerd and you love it. Don’t lie.’

She couldn’t. There was no way that she could convincingly lie when that giant dork made her smile they way that she did. ‘I do. I really do.’ 

anonymous asked:

maggie/james brotp is my favourite thing in the whole world oh my gosh that thing you wrote about their gym sessions !!! i can so clearly imagine maggie getting so competitive even though james is a foot taller than her and generally huge and she's a lil pip squeak

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“Oh come on, Alex, what’s the harm?”

“The harm? James, she wants me to give her a flash grenade. A flash grenade, James! Don’t be fooled by that perfect smile and those shining, gorgeous eyes and that – “

“Okay, okay, Alex, I get it. I won’t be seduced by your girlfriend.”

“That’s not what I – “

“Alex, it’s just a gym date. And I’m – “ James glances around shiftily before leaning in and whispering in Alex’s ear. “I’m Guardian, Alex, I think I can handle your incredibly strong but also incredibly tiny girlfriend in the gy – “

“James, hey! Ready to go? Hi babe! James and I are gonna work out together, did he tell you? Wanna come with?”

Alex’s eyes go wide and her mouth opens hesitantly and her eyes swivel to J’onn, who smirks but looks away, offering absolutely no help. Her eyes land next on Winn, who’s leaning back in his desk chair and already gesturing at her with a pen.

“You know, I think I’ve had enough of a workout for the day – “

“You call scampering in here late for your shift a workout, Mr. Schott?”

“Not helping J’onn,” Winn says through clenched teeth, and Maggie goes over to him and slaps a welcoming hand on his shoulder.

“Next time, Winn, I know how to take a hint.”

“Thank you,” he whispers with relief, and Alex snickers.

“You, on the other hand,” Maggie says, running a finger from Alex’s throat down the slight neckline of her uniform’s zipper. “You’re just lucky I don’t want to crash James and my plans.”

She leans up on tiptoes to kiss her and James laughs as he tosses an arm around Maggie’s shoulders.

“See you all later,” he waves, looking back at Alex over Maggie’s head. “Nothing to worry about,” he mouths at her.

“There are cameras in the gym they’re going to, aren’t there?” Alex mutters to Winn, and he grins and points at his screens.

“Already on it.”

“Mr. Schott, Agent Danvers, I hope that you’re not planning to use DEO resources to surveil your closest friends – and for you, Alex, your girlfriend – while they’re working out together.”

“J’onn,” Alex holds up her hands, and the innocence on her face reminds him of when he’d keep an eye on her when she was a little girl, laughing with Kara in the back yard. “You have no idea how competitive Maggie is. James doesn’t know what he’s walking into. It’s gonna be hilarious.”

J’onn has never felt more like her father as he realizes where Kara learned to pout from, as he takes a deep breath, sighs, and walks off in the other direction, muttering as he goes, “At least Vasquez can be counted on to do her job.”

Winn snorts, because he knows Susan is bound to be on her way to join them any minute now, that even Pam might come up from HR to catch the latest.

Alex grins fondly after her space dad, her heart swollen with love, with pride, with feeling, unusually, like a child while also feeling perfectly loved, perfectly happy, perfectly confident.

She hopes James has his confidence in tact, too, because Rao, is he going to need it.

Because when Maggie and him hop on a treadmill to warm up, it takes him a minute to notice that she’s eyeing his speed and consistently keeping hers a few notches above his.

It takes him a minute to notice that when he runs through some dynamic stretching, she makes sure to flex slightly farther than he does.

He grins good naturedly and winks at her. She grins right back, because god it feels good to be working out with a man who’s going to love her and admire her and keep up with her, not want to overcompensate for his masculinity with her.

“Squats, Olsen?” she asks, and he wonders vaguely how sharing a rack is going to work with their… well… height difference, but if Maggie’s workout rotation is on leg day, he’s not going to get in the way of her having the most effective workout she can.

She doesn’t surprise him when she cranks out a beautifully formed workout set with just the 45-pound bar, but she does surprise him when she gestures him into the rack for his own warm-up set and she gets right down to bang out a set of perfect tricep pushups.

“So you superset, Sawyer?”


And she surprises him again when – after he lowers the bar to her shoulder level after his own warm-up – she leaves the 25 pound plates that he used to warm up on the bar and cranks out another perfect set with no problem.

“Maggie, doesn’t that weigh almost what you do?”

She shoves into his chest with her shoulder as they switch places. “Please, Olsen, I’m not that tiny, don’t believe the slander my woman spreads.”

He realizes quickly that Maggie is integrating endurance training with strength training – a lot more reps than he would normally do with heavier loads, even putting weighted plates on her back while she does her pushups – and her dedication makes him smile. The way she’s attentive to him when they’re both panting, when she’s spotting him, but the way her eyes seal themselves off in pure focus when she unracks the bar on her shoulders and sets her feet, the way her form is perfect every time, the way it’s like nothing else exists in the world while she’s lifting.

“Alex is a lucky woman,” he pants after his own set of weighted pushups, after Maggie’s latest set of squats.

“Why’s that?”

“You share her passion for focus. It’s something photographers have to have, too. No uh… no pun intended.”

Maggie looks around and grins before putting both hands on his shoulder and pulling herself up toward his ear. “And karate-style superheroes too, huh?”

James laughs as she lowers herself down.


And she helps with his own focus, too, counting out his reps for him, her voice pushing him to do more, more, more.

He’s so lost in his own focus during his next round of pushups that he almost doesn’t notice when the location of her voice rises from where she’s leaning back on her haunches next to him.

He doesn’t notice, that is, until she’s straddling him, full-out sitting on his lower back.

“Seriously?” he chokes, trying desperately to hold in his laughter, to keep his arms from shaking.

“Oh come on, Olsen, you can get in at least another ten, I thought you all are always saying I’m supposed to be microscopic or something.”

He laughs so hard at that that they both collapse in a heap on the padded gym floor, and as they’re gasping for breath, as they’re waving away the concern of other gym-goers, Maggie nudges him and points to one of the security cameras in the corner of the room.

“Say hey to the DEO, James,” she grins, and he groans with a broad smile.

“They hacked in, didn’t they?”

“Of course they hacked in. And you know what they saw?”

“Oh, god. Winn and Alex – and Vasquez, too, probably – oh thank god Kara’s at CatCo all day – seeing me collapsing with you on my back.”

“Wanna redeem yourself, Olsen?”

“You’re on, Sawyer. You’re on.”

anonymous asked:

Small hc/scene? The girls from 1-a and 1-b all show up through out the day and place their Valentine's day chocolates on all might's desk. (They all do it when he is not at his desk.)

-He definitely cries, in a hilarious way

-Of course, he’s received gifts from his fans before

-And an unhealthy amount of them is from his female fans

-But this directly touches him, since it’s from people with whom he has a bond

-On March 14th all the girls find small, personalised chocolates waiting for them on their tables

-What Toshinori would never admit is that he had been practicing the whole month to make them

-In fact, he’d only managed to make a good batch 3 days earlier

-So he’d definitely been cutting it close

-When the students realise how much it means to him, he starts finding chocolates on his desk every year

-Even when the students who started it graduate

-Because of that, Valentine’s Day becomes one of his favourite days in the year

anonymous asked:

(new fan here) do Bastille have any love songs? I've noticed most songs on the first album are more about like, dark themes and on WW they're about the media and stuff. I'm not complaining, I actually find it refreshing to know a band is writing songs about something other than what has become the main theme in the music industry, I just wanted to know. (if there are any, which ones?)

Bastille are definitely not big on the love songs. Dan always mentions how he finds it more interesting to write about the themes and things he finds interesting and how he is impacted by the movies and books he reads as well as the world around us. I am also a big fan of this, because it’s just very interesting to hear things in different perspectives and have a change of mind. But I do think you might be missing that the songs have several different themes in them and they can include love. It can be hard to tell since we’re so used to seeing love as the main and only theme, but Dan is a very creative and original songwriter who is capable in working more than one theme into a song. I feel like that’s part of what makes Bastille so good. The songs make you think and connect deeper than other songs, because they touch on so many things that several people feel. 

That being said the songs I would consider as love songs are:

  • Durban Skies from All This Bad Blood - It’s a song in the perspective of Dan hearing about the story of how his parents fell in love and got married. I think that’s really cute and sweet. 
  • Torn Apart from their mixtape VS. (OPH3) - It’s a sad love song about being torn from the person you love and the stripped back version is stunningly beautiful. You can find it here (x)
  • The Anchor from Wild World - It’s about the one person who grounds you in a world you feel like you can’t get a grip on. I know that the feelings described in this song doesn’t necessarily have to be about s/o and can be about a family member, friend, etc. I don’t see that as meaning it’s not love. I’m sure whoever you feel is your “anchor” you love in some way. Anyone who is able to do that feels like a comfort and safety and that to me is love. 
  • Warmth from Wild World - “It’s about how the world is pretty fucked up in general, but how people and relationships are great and can kind of be like the solace in that.” This a quote from Dan on what the album was about, and so it’s no surprise why this song is the crux of the album. I feel it truly covers exactly what he said, and that when he’s talking about people and relationships he’s again referring to someone that you trust and makes you feel warm and happy inside, even when the world around you is terrible. I think that’s my favorite form of love. 
  • Glory from Wild World - This song is so beautiful for so many reasons. It’s again one of those songs that has more than one theme. One of those themes is definitely love to me, because a lot of times we can feel hopeless “way down here upon the ground”, especially when you’re “looking up for heaven” just waiting for something to happen or for things to be okay but with no sign from anyone that it will. That’s when you need your best friend, family member, or significant other to be there to reassure you and “put your hand” in theirs and let you know things will be okay, because heaven sure as hell ain’t talk right now.
  • Fake It from Wild World - To me this song is another sad love song, because it sounds like it’s about a deteriorating relationship. However, there are so many sentiments of still being in love with the person despite the mistakes and problems that may have happened. My favourite sentiment would be “I wanna waste all my time with you,” because I see time as something so precious so if I’m willing and to devote it on someone they must be pretty special. 

I feel like that covers all of Bastille’s official songs, but I think it’s worth noting that Bastille also makes fantastic covers of love songs, and like real love songs that are just about love. Although they are usualy mashed up with a few other songs so the meaning changes a little I guess, but the primary sentiment is still there for sure. I think the most sterotypical romantic love song cover they did is “I Don’t Want a Miss Thing” which you can listen to here (x). There’s also this mashup of “Locked Out of Heaven” and “Angels” and a few others, which you can listen to here (x).  Thanks so much for your question, it was a lot of fun to answer. Welcome to the fandom and please let us know if you have anymore questions! I really hoped this helped. Okay I’m done rambling now.

- C - 

little all too well things
  • the first line is ‘i walked through the door with you’ which to me is so interesting because this image of crossing the threshold suggests them both bravely entering something new together
  • ‘the air was cold but something ‘bout it felt like home somehow’ is kind of sad don’t you think??? i have always wondered if the cold air feels like home because she’s been treated so coldly in the past??
  • and if we take it that way then the fact that she left her ‘scarf there at your sister’s house’ is like taylor giving up her defenses against the cold way the world has treated her in order to trust him
  • and he still has it in his drawer even now??? she gave away her defenses against the coldness of the world and she never got them back!!! he left her vulnerable.
  • like i mentioned in a previous post taylor uses cars and travelling as a metaphor for relationships of different kinds so them ‘singing in the car getting lost upstate’ suggests how comfortable they felt in their relationship and how long term they thought it was going to be 
  • autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place is like a punch in the face every single time because to me it means ‘when i saw all of nature dying and coming to an end it reminded me of us’ what a thing to say wow their relationship was blossoming but now is decaying and they are spiraling uncontrollably???? what a powerful image!!!
  • again with the car metaphors ‘you almost ran the red ‘cause you were looking over at me’ seems to suggest how they almost ignored all the warnings signs that they needed to end their relationship because they were so caught up in each other
  • i feel like the phrase ‘i was there’ is so important in this song because it shows the distance that taylor feels from the relationship now like it’s not ‘wind in my hair, i am there’ because it’s impossible to revisit those moments and live in them again
  • alternatively i feel like maybe it’s ‘i was there’ because it was her ‘old self’ that she mentions later who had all those beautiful lovely memories and she is not that girl anymore she ‘was’ but not now
  • i always thought that the description of ‘a little kid in glasses in a twin size bed’ is so sweet because it emphasises how big and lonely everything seemed when he was younger and how much growing he had to do
  • ‘you taught me ‘bout your past thinking your future was me’ is also so cute because he is teaching her so she can take over and write his future in the best possible way??? he is literally trusting her with his entire future???
  • ‘lost in translation’ is a beautiful way of saying that they could not communicate with each other but to me it has always meant that they could not adapt to each other’s worlds without losing an essential part of themselves much like when a book is adapted for film for example 
  • now for my favourite line of the whole song okay ‘but maybe this thing was a masterpiece before you tore it all up’ is so interesting because it brings into question beauty and value and whether something is only beautiful for as long as you can own it and it is tangible, like an old famous painting, for example, or whether it remains valuable and precious long after it is destroyed because it is the thoughts and people it inspired that had true value. this idea is revisited in sad beautiful tragic when taylor seems to decide that something can be beautiful and ruined simultaneously and that things do not cease to be beautiful when they are over (just like those autumn leaves falling earlier in the song)
  •  this song is just full of powerful images and ‘a crumpled up piece of paper lying there’ is so interesting because a piece of blank paper holds so many possibilities it is literally a symbol of untapped potential so the idea of her being a crumpled up piece of paper suggests all that potential between them being discarded all those pages of their love story that will now forever remain unwritten
  • this is a tiny thing but the repetition in the line that follows of ‘but i remember it all, all, all… too well’ just to me feels like taylor being trapped in the moment unable to move forwards to the next word and mirrors her being trapped in her grief about this relationship

bite sized   — vlogger au

Summary: In which you’re a travel vlogger and your boyfriend Yoongi is the most camera-shy person you know.

1.2k words / based on

like what you see?

A weight hits your shoulder as you wait in line outside his favourite barbecue restaurant. Shivering under the slithers of cold drafts, you wrap your coat tighter over your chest. The weight shifts, and a warm puff of air tickles your nape. 

“Cold?” He asks softly, already moving to drape the end of his scarf across your neck. You respond by holding the fabric, heavy with his scent, closer to your face, delighting in the familiarity. It’s almost enough to make you drop the lecture on why you absolutely have to eat at this place when there were plenty other restaurants with lines half the length of this. 

 "You’re really doing this, right? Appearing in my vlog?“ He straightens up behind you, the weight of his head lifting from your shoulder. Angling your face, you look up at him, his face dimmed by the lights of the restaurant overhead.

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anonymous asked:

Yes I would like some recs because I always wondered why people liked them so I wanted to know more

Sure thing boo!

🌟 = personal fav


Grey - 🌟 This is my all-time favourite omega!verse fic!!! Omega!Dean. It’s so good and I love it.

Into Your Hideaway - 🌟 Omega!Dean. This one is a bit more serious and involves pretty triggering stuff with regards to sex trafficking. BUT if you’re okay with that, it’s a lovely story about found family and etc.

Real Slick Dean - 🌟 Omega!Dean again! Cas is a cop and it’s literally 75k words of fuck-or-die fun.

A Hole In The World -  🌟 Fam this one is so intense. Omega!Dean. Rape recovery. Plot driven. It’s lovely and heartbreaking and wonderful. Super long.

A Story For Every Corner - Dean runs away from home and gets a found family and it’s fun.

Mulder and Scully - SPECIAL AGENT AU!!! Love it.  These are all omega dean btw.

Hysterical - Turn of the century porn i’m srry i dont make the rules ok (10/10).

In These Woods - 🌟 Fun AU where Alphas and Omega’s don’t get along due to Omega rights. insert Dean and Cas.

Tumbleweed Dreams - 🌟 Ohhhh my god. Cas lives out west on a farm in like the 1800s or something and then Dean!!! answers an ad to be his new mate (bc he’s barren, so no one wants to mate him). He figures looking after Castiel’s three children will be fulfilling. This one is so lovely!!!!!

Summer Heat - Kind of like a hole in the world except different and also good. I don’t remember this one as clearly but it’s also got some non-con and past child abuse so TW for that.

Okay obviously I have a preference for Omega!Dean but here are some Omega!Cas fics:

Love In An Elevator - trapped in an elevator sex! unwed pregnant omega controversy!

Limerence - If this is the one I’m thinking of, It’s very sweet and Dean is doctor who finds his mate in the ER. DrAmA ensues etc.

Nine To Five - Cas is a modern omega who can have his career and eat it too. Or something. (Also there is a Part One called A Weekend Project so maybe start there).

What You Paid For - 🌟 Fuck or go Infertile! A fun twist on an old classic! Also flip the societal roles, where Omega’s are the ones at the top of the social food chain.

All That’s Best of Dark and Bright - I remember reading this one but not enough to remember if it’s good but I’m pretty sure it is and also Yeaaaaah single parent Cas.

OKAY that’s all I got for now kids, soz about the shortage of Omega!Cas if that’s your preference, but anyone can feel free to reblog or send a message with a rec!!!!

anonymous asked:

do you have any early scenes from radio silence/heartstopper/solitaire that never made it into the book??? those are always so cute PLEASE publish

I’ve got loads! Might as well give you one. It’s 1am. Why not.

Here’s a chapter that was very painful to cut out of RADIO SILENCE. It’s called ‘The Most Beautiful Shade of Blue’. I can’t remember exactly where it’s set, but it’s around Christmas, when Aled has left. In this version of RS, Aled briefly returns during the Christmas holidays, and in this scene, he finally talks to Frances and Daniel.


Needless to say, this does contain major spoilers for Radio Silence, so only read on if you’ve read Radio Silence.

Also, this is unedited, so it’s not up to my published standard of writing.

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anonymous asked:

And it's also my favourite because he can reclaim those things! It takes time and it takes effort but eventually he's able to point at all the stars and constellations agian, and he can lay on a beach with water at his feet and it's a giant "fuck you" to everything the world's done to try to break him (tree)

GOOD YES HE DOES HE DOES INDEED DO THAT. And it’s hard n scary and he probably cries a Lil but. That’s okay. It’s okay to be scared, and it takes him a while to learn that but he does it!! He gets there!

And one day he sits out on the beach, wearing fluffy jumpers and looking out at the stars like hey. This isn’t so bad. This is,,,,, this is me. And I’m weird and. Sorta broken but. I’m mechanic, so that’s fine.

I’ll just fix it. I’m good at that

ID #23456

Name: Pia
Age: 19
Country: Germany

Ahoi there, my name is Pia and I live in Berlin (Germany). I’d like to get to know people and cultures all other world and I think exchanging letters might be fun?
I like reading (my favourite book is “I am the messenger” by Markus Zusak), drawing and painting (my appartement is full of paintings I made myself), watching TV series like The Walking Dead, Hannibal, American Horror Story, New Girl and Bob’s Burgers (currently I also watch wrestling shows?)! I’m also interested in gardening, traveling, cooking and learning Italian by chance!
However, I think it’ll be okay if you’re not interested in any of these things, I’m sure we could find a lot of things to talk about!!

Preferences: Please only 18+, other than that it doesn’t matter! (I’d like to exchange letters, so please only snail mail pals!)

For Love & Money Pt.8


Words: 5277

Genre: Fluff, Slice of Life, Forced Marriage!Au

Summary: For love, you foolishly lied to yourself. For money, you married a stranger.

Originally posted by bwibelle

“You want to what?” You scrunch your eyebrows, crossing your arms, mouth open in shock. It had been two weeks since the dinner party and the both of you had been extremely busy, not sparing each other glances, never mind words. And now he wanted to do what?

“Movies. I was wondering if you wanted to go the movies.” He says, a little louder this time.

“Uh…Why?” You ask, narrowing your eyes with obvious suspicion. It wasn’t like you disliked Jin but you still couldn’t shake off the feeling that he was still out for revenge from the laxative-sleeping pill ordeal.

“Just cause.” He shrugs.

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Mi guardy, su guardy ~

So since there was a candy tag game , I thought that it would be interesting to get to know our Guardinenne’s as well ! ^^

Rules: This is for your Guardienne. Fill with what your Guardienne could answer(If you have more than one OC then please feel free to do as many of these as you want !) 

I was tagged by @marmita-tuga and @eldaryandy thank you guys <4

Tag more than 6 people you want : @fayrelynn-trinity, @redrose04, @eldaryanna, @eldaryalltheway, @velvet-black-cherry, @vyxens-mcl-eldarya, @kahasan, @killdondan, @sweet-pendragon, @fairywale, @amauruss, @eldaryavibez, @moonlightmcl if you see this post and would like to do it too then pls tag me so I can see your Guardienne’s info !

BTW: this one I will do with my two guardies for once okay? It’s going to be like they’re talking to each other, I’m going to try not to leave too big xD  

Name or if they have a nickname: 

- Hi, my name is Castilian, but everybody calls me Cassy! 

- Yo, my name is Nestly, but not everybody can call me Nessy. NO, NOT EVEN YOU NEVRA, JUST BE QUIET FOR A MINUTE YOU DAMN VAMPIRE!


- Two single and pretty ladies ;) 

- Gosh, wouldn’t you just say we identify ourselves as females? - Nessy said. 

What race are they ( Faeries/Human/or something in between) :  

- Cassy is half human and half faery… but she can control elements and that elements can control her emotions. But she is pretty ordinary without it.

- Well, not everybody is a faery-shapeshifter like you. - Cassy sulks.

- But your power is pretty cool too uwu, and I can only shifter to something (feary) that I had already touched. - Nessy smiles to her.  

What guard are they in ? : 

- Obsidian \o/ We are roommates btw.

Which Companion do they have ? :  

- Cassy have a Okanya, his name is Canelinha. Too damn cute and pure for this world. 

- Your new  Jeanylotte is pretty cute too. But you didn’t put a nickname on him yet right? 

- Yeah, Nevra keep pestering me to put his name “Mr. carrots” –’ why he is so… damn annoying?

Favourite Food: 

- The pain of my enemies. 

- Stop, Nessy! Don’t be so mean. 

- Okay, okay. Cassy still likes pancakes and I like pizza (?) that’s how you call it? 

- Yeah, I did pizza for her a few days ago and she loved, it didn’t look so much like my world, but it still looked good. Everyone liked it.

Favourite Colour: 

- Red as the color of the blood of my enemies.

- Gosh –’ there we go again. CAN YOU STOP PLEASE? tsc. I like pink/blue, she likes blue too but more dark colors. 

Crush(and why): 

- Cassy have a thing for Valkyon.

- Well, he is a wonderful leader indeed. Besides he makes me laugh, I feel at home with his simple and practical way. Not to mention that urgh, those muscles… But you do like Nevra right? He makes you blush and keep you safe. 

- …  I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Describes yourself in five words:

- Nessy is fearsome, brave, caring, sassy and… savage. 

- Cassy is smart, sweet, dork, earnest and indeed brave (too much sometimes)

What do they like to do in their free time ? : 

- We like to try new forms of combat. We’re both very competitive, so if she are trainning with swords I do the same and if I’m training with my archery she try do the same (Cassy likes more using swords tho). Valkyon and Nevra keep supervise our training, they think we take things too seriously and we can end up hurting ourselves.

- Nessy, last time you tried to impale me with a spear.

- I already said that I would not really try to impale you, can you please forget about it? Besides that, Cassy likes to explore Eldarya too, so often I go with her… sometimes she go alone with Valkyon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) she likes to read alot too. 

What do they think about the Human World ? : 

- Nothing. I’m not really interested. - Nessy said.

- I miss my home so much. I miss my parents, my friends… Everybody that I left behind. If I could… I would like to go home. I miss the movies, the food, the cities… gosh, sorry. I can’t say more. 

What your Guardienne looks like :



Note : If you do not want to do this game you can just ignore it , it’s to have fun not to feel any pressure !

My favorite fucking post.

Are fedoras really that bad?



I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.


The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…


Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….


Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.


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This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…



What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!


…oh my god…

This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
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The Gravity Falls one though
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i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-




Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…


I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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Never not reblog
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
The legend marches on…
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I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
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time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-


Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry


This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn



Should…… should I…….

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

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Hi friend. I think you are lovely and have the potential to do such incredible things for the world and those around you. You deserve all the good things in life and I hope one day you will feel as happy as you make other people feel. Okay? I love you friend you are wonderful

I CAN’T BELIEVE TED CRUZ SAVED MY LIFE (No, but really though, thank you so much. You are one of my favourite bloggers and I appreciate your kind words so much. Lots of love to you, seriously. ❤️)